https://youtu.be/Y7e7L-yS8PA
Failed new
>>224669269i dont give a shit about asmongold
>>224669282They don't make em like they used to. My friend had an original Xbox and his little bro dripped syrup inside of it when we were gaming and eating Eggos one morning. Buttons kept sticking down and wouldn't spring back up, so we figured it was ruined. We rinsed it under the kitchen tap and it worked flawlessly for years after that.
asmongler if he listened to black metal
>>224669269Garbage zoomer shit
>Perhaps a '97 Pol Roger is more to your liking?
you can only choose one canton to visit for 7 daysWhich one is it?
>>224669404the one with the least amount of bosnians
What about Poznia and it's just full of gays
>>224669427Appenzell Innerrhoden is the least populated so prob there
>>224669316Bro you don't understand he is literally the goat in being correct
The urkelkin got banned LOL
I hate intellectual dishonesty
Is Jason SaMANtha still in his gay tranny arc?
Did god think it was funny to make the healthiest things for us taste like shit
>>224669557That's stupid (I'm lying. I agree)
>minimum payment of $10 if paying by cardfuck you if you do this. it is 2026, we're not living in the stone ages. I just wanted some god damn mandarin oranges
>>224669587You're probably just addicted to sugar and salt fatso
>>224669610eat brussel sprouts without salt then
>>224669587Get some real taste buds. Sometimes it takes getting used to different foods
>>224669587Fruits are yummy aloneVeggies you gotta kind of mix with other food to make a tasty meal
>>224669622Suck my fucking tiny ass dick. There's some stuff thats kinda healthy thats good like chicken, carrots, potatos, green onions, lots of fruits, but anything that's a fucking green leaf is dogshit that has to be smothered in some sort of dressing to be almost acceptable
>wypipo no seezon dey lettuce
niggas be line"this lettuce/cabbage too spicy"
just spent $40 on two fruit smoothies on ubereats because I'm extremely ill and can't eat solid food award
>>224669681really just hate the sight of those creatures
I absolutely cannot bear forcing myself to eat fucking salads anymore. I eat one every day almost and I fucking HATE them. And what's even the point, the rest of my life sucks anyways. Do i even want to live longer? How much worse would my life even be. There's fat people everywhere and they're happier than me and also get pussy. So what am I eating a salad for
>eat brussel sprouts without salt then
>>224669686and you think having an illiterate indian handle your food will somehow make you less ill?
>>224669686how the fuck do you spend that much for 2 smoothies? theyre like $4 at the grocery store
>>224669703Lettuce is mostly water. There are far more filling and nutritious food options out there if you're trying to clean up your diet.
>>224669597The new vending machines will rape you if you want to pay with card. 3 dollar cola drink which is already robbery + 1 dollar credit card fee.
I think the only way to make the future somewhat livable is to wear agumented reality glasses that automatically filter out black skin and features and apply a filter that makes them white people
>I absolutely cannot bear forcing myself to eat fucking salads anymore
>>224669722What makes you think my salad has lettuce? Its spinach and some other thing
>>224669716It's being delivered by a white middle aged guy in a Ram truck>>2246697182 smoothies from Tropical Smoothie Cafe with extra options added, and I paid for faster delivery so they won't melt. I would not do this if I were not suffering and I had anything else to eat in the house
OHONONONONONONO
>>224669681Need some calories before sending a white witch to retrial
You don't make friends with salad
>>224669728they still won't smell or act like ypipoalso >>224660455
>>224669703I eat salad because it makes me shit good
>>224669782All of western civilization be like
The only steakhouse in my White, rural, Southern town was owned by a guy who was like 1/4 Lebanese, so I grew up eating Lebanese dishes without even realizing that they weren't just normal American steakhouse dishes.
>>224669736kill yourself ok I DO eat salads and its the second worst part of my day after waking up
>>224669816fry that in a small town
saladniggas be like>yes let me just eat a big bowl of indigestible fiber because r*ddit told me it has "nutrients" or something
>waaaaaaaaaaah I have to eat veggies waaaaaaaaaah
>>224669816And?
>>224669759>It's being delivered by a white middle aged guy in a Ram truckthat guy is a sex offender
>>224669839these mofuggas would pretend grass is delicious if someone told them it was good for them
niggas be like"I CANT DIGEST FIBER" then get constipated
Why does everyone hate Pac MacAfee?
>>>/gif/31165639
>>224669849Good salad:Spinach or lettuce CroutonsBaconGrilled chickenShredded cheese
Total tr00n genocide
>>224669847https://youtu.be/PkQbW4Ia3bg
>>224669872Arugola is good with steak and on pizza
lol
ingrown nail on my right big toe
>>224669884a lot of modern troons are just porn addicts
>>224669879What Christopher Columbus saw when he landed on Hispaniola in 1492
What is the most Indian Hollywood flick?
>>224669910take care of that shit before it gets worse. i let one get really bad when i worked construction and it got infected from being in workboots all day. had to get surgery.
>>224669888i will never stop eating potatoes and broccoli
eat healthydon't drinkexercisesleep 8 hours every nightshower dailybrush your teethmoisturizeflossAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>224669935old james bond movies. >saaar my car has the rocket gun saar it can fly saaar
>>224669879Got a boner
>>224669906why keep posting this fake and gay prerehearsed stunt
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AbnxsTzfYvY
>>224669915this is exactly why I can't stop fucking tranniesto feel like the women from porn is the ultimate fantasy for themyou can slap and spit on them and they will scream for more and tell you to abuse themI had a tranny straight up watching some sort of sissy hypno spiral as I railed his ass and he sounded exactly like a girl when he moanedit's literally the most addictive sex I've ever haddo not go down this path
>>224669972I do all of these except the exercise and sleep and my life is hell
>>224669316Who?
>>224669992Im not a faggot who fucks men so thats not gonna happen to me
>>224669982shut up you're african
>>224669935the searchers
more rain tomorrow. i better get started on that ark! haha
>>224669972>eat healthyyou need to eat spinach and 4 eggs every single day.>shower dailyyou don't need to. it's a scam. just use deodorant.>brush your teethremember to spit, not rinse.
>>224670014you're indian and i am whitewhy do you post fake and gay shit day in day out
>>224669269your ops are dogshit tier, don't make new threads ever again
>>224669910Easy fixClip the nail toward the ingrowth then tear your nail off
>seething african on a VPN has returnedlmao
>>224670059Good post
anyone else looking at porno on their computer this weekend
Was going to go to this fest, but when I got there my nervousness kicked in once i saw how many people there were and I ended up riding straight back
>>224670010I didn't think I was eitherI got desperate and matched with a really hot tranny on tinderby the time he told me I was so horny that I didn't care and I was not prepared for how insane the sex would beit's like going from cigarettes (sex with women who barely care) to heroin (sex with trannies who are trying as hard as possible to act like a hot woman)
