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Flubber blubber subedish
your order, rorke
imagine Andy burnham gets the SAS to arrest Netanyahu for his ICC warrant when he comes to the Uk. We would literally be celebrated worldwide, Britain would be back where it belongs - on top!
>>224684054
>>224684054*knocks her out with a single punch*
>>224684054thank you
>>224684060nah someone would fire off a nuke
>>224684060he'll do precisely nothing
>>224684060the raped yanks would nuke us before he gets the chance
>>224683583Fuck your lame cutesy girl shit I want to see a fat bri'ish bloke in anime artstyle drinking a pint or fighting someone
>>224684060he will look at Netanyahu like this and then he will tell Netanyahu to move it move it
Morning team not long got up. My ear hurts a bit and there's very large clumps of dried wax in there so I might need to use some ear drops again team.
rorke and leftypol finally putting their differences aside and realising they have the same common goal deep down inside -- making the dog poo white again
Why does the saffer always delete his post linking the new? Bizarre behaviour
>>224684133he'll say youre twistin my melon man our kid
>>224684160dunno but the answer is probably sinister
>>224684122Israel will threaten to pull their new goy toy flip iPhone from the market and they'll all just do the bovine goy cattle chimp stare
>>224684168maggie the irish rose
Piehead posting images of missing children on /Brit/ again is it
burnham doing the whip and a nae nae as bibi steps off the plane
>>224684060Erm Binyamin and Orange Man are already breaking up your country as punishment
>>224684241you're trying too hard
sir keir starmer could still stay as leader
Always check the Google reviews of my ALDI in case someone leaves a nice review and mentions me by name
>>224684276*bows*please forgive me
>>224684277everything is going to plan for sir kier just you wait
>>224684277andy bummed him
..farting some excellent farts in my incel flat..
why can't you post something good or entertaining or interesting?
>>224684277
>>224684269Vgh, the Independent state of Ulster, peace be upon Ian Paisley
tilde going to google reviews and CTRL F'ing "man in a dress"
>>224684269*First Ministers
Loved this back on miniclip
>apple's AI telling me a blatant phising text is a priority notificationI don't think AI is killing everyone by 2030
>>224684168My first proper girlfriend looked like this. She was a proper filthy slut with SEVERE mental health issues. Great time as a teenager, dreadful idea to move in with her.
>>224684345Wishin’ I was phishin’
>>224684286and do they?
>>224684342fuck that's an unlocked memory there
>>224684286Has it ever happened ever one time?
>>224684342
can't open docx files on my phone cos it brings up microsoft POOPILOT and I HATE POOPILOT FUCK OFF TWAT
>>224684168are rose
Time to get out of the bath I've been in here nearly an hour
>>224684401going to turn all wrinkly if you keep doing that
nth for the holodem
>>224682652who's laughing now huh?
>>224684147Welcome to our ideology. Make dogpoo white again
>>224684314VGH imagine Northern Ireland getting annexed into the republic by the Sinn Féin first minister, only for the whole island to be taken over by loyalist militias…
seems the question on everyone's mind is what should I get from chinese
>>224684401im sick of all societys normal people having to be accommodating for these fucking sea aliens
does anyone else look at a woman and think "i'd eat her shit"
>>224684427the spicy special fried rice
>>224684427Shredded chilli beef, kung pao chicken, egg fried rice, seaweed, spring rolls, prawn toast
>>224684427whatever Jing Lusi wants
..shitting myself in my excellent underwear in my incel flat..
Fucking hate living in council flatsThere’s 3 blocks here with a communal grass area in front and the local rabble get out of their flats around 12pm and blast music and scream at each other until about 9pm
>>224684462
Remember waiting an hour for this to load on dialup
>>224684427for me its black pepper beef
>>224684486the 'mass
if ireland unites i will quit my job and leech off the state and abuse every system they set up and do everything in my power to make sure it fails miserably because thats what they did to us they will have no peace
makes Wales independent overnight as a lesson to the others
>>224684409Life as a sealmaxxer is an inside job
>>224684486yeah it grim
>>224684499*blacked poppers beef
>>224684486Tried telling them to be quiet like a normal person?
>>224684502You're going back to scotland if ireland unites lad
So stopped drinking alcohol two days ago now I’m extremely miserable and much more boredWhat happens next?
>>224684486take a big bottle of Frosty Jacks down there and join them you miserable sod
>>224684518How is it allowed? Don’t want to hear it. At least winter’s coming up soon.
>>224684527that's how you get stabbed or reported for racism, lad
>>224684533you'll do nothing
>>224684502Why does Britain even want Northern Ireland you probably pay more money for it than you get out of it, it’s literally just haemorrhaging your finances just give it back bro it’s not yours
>>224684544Lol Rorke will do anything but be proactive won't he
>>224684533I think you have to wait a couple of weeks to reap the benefits but then you realise it wasn't actually very fun and a small amount of alcohol gives you a much worse hangover because your baseline is much healthier and soon you don't even desire the muck any more. Then you can get on with being bored and miserable full time.
>>224684538Majority of them don’t drink. They’re usually just smoking weed but they are literally out there all day
>>224684521Remy
anime
>>224684544White scum make as much noise as blacks its always white jakeys and schemos round me who are screaming at each other for no reason
>>224684486got the 'mass children using it as a playground and screaming at the top of their lungs all day outside mine
dont get involved in world politics. i just focus on getting my money up
>>224684540lovely and quiet round here in my surrey house
>>224684562a dead empire that can't accept it's dead. same shite with scotland. why are we keeping them around
>>224684562It’s the last white part of the Yookay thoughbeit. What would happen to their demographics if they gave it away
im turning into a block of wood
>>224684578Don’t really get that bad of hangovers though
>>224684562Nobody actually gives a shit except for the lunatic loyalists over there and they should all be culled for desperately wanting to suck the kings wrinkly dick
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1788981777248547.webm
everyone living in subsidised housing needs to be squashed and supplemented with quicklime and used for fertiliser
just nipping out the experimental mako shark alzheimers brain research laboratory in the middle of the ocean anyone want anything?
>>224684591Yup, they’re literally all white>>224684592The ‘mass seem to stay inside here
>>224684618exorcist ass bitch
>>224683583true>>224683735corrrrrr feesh
>>224684610That's because you're always slightly hungover, when you stop drinking you'll feel grim from a couple of beers. I have first hand experience from quitting and relapsing a few times over the summer. It grim.
>>224684462no but her ass after a workout, local store cashier comes to mind
>>224684605Don’t they just want out of the dying Yookay Empire so they can rejoin the EU Empire
Why didn't Liverpool get a manager who was actually good after klopp left
>>224684646isn't John Swinney the corrupt embezzling "nigga"
>>224684646their finances would be so fucked that they would never be accepted
>>224684269Nothingburger. They are doing it so they have the option to call a referendum if or when they want one, that’s it
>>224684631Yeah can you get me one of each?
>>224684631send help, there's been a containment breach
>>224684643But literally everything is boring Even having this conversation with a few beers or shots in me would be much more entertaining
the 'mass grows everywhere I go
>>224684379naruhodo ne
>>224684646Scots should never have been given autonomy
>>224684675I don't disagree, haven't quite figured that one out myself yet, do let me know if you figure it out.
life will be so much better for scotland wales when they are the 2 poorest countries in western europe
>US authorities allegedly smuggled their own diplomat out of the UK after he was accused of possessing indecent images of children >Authorities reportedly raided the diplomats flat, seized him and flew him out of a US airbase
suppose you lads shagged loads of fit birds last night, haha same for me too, I also shagged many fit birds
>'Slim chance' government will hit 1.5m new homes target, Rayner tells BBC leftypol fell for it again
Can't fucking wait until there's a giant wall keeping the useless Welsh out of our beautiful country
engine, engine, engine, engine in my faggotry
>>224684695To be fair, wouldn’t that mean they’d get loads of EUbux like the post-Soviet states
How to navigate a practice gf?There's this girl that fancies me, but I'm not really 100% into her myself just becuase we are too different and wouldn't work longterm, but I think having a practice gf could do me some good though.Problem is I don't want to 'poison the well' of the social group we're both in, and I also feel bad about using her.Any chavas got any experience or recommendations with this?
brits out blacks in thats what i always say
women are delightful creatures
sunday night I'm going nowhereall the lights are changing green to red
sometimes i just need to lie in bed for a few hours
>>224684719Hopefully we get to deport all the English who’ve moved here (30% of the population btw literally great replacement)
>>224684694So how is the trade off worth it then if it’s happy and not bored but unhealthy or miserable and bored but healthy?
>>224684727I think it’s a bad idea to get involved with a girl you don’t really fancy. You’re likely to run into problems like having trouble getting an erection with her, and then developing some kind of complex about having erectile dysfunction that would never have happened if you’d just pursued a girl you actually liked.
>>224684358>>224684373No it never happened at Greggs either
>>224684725the eu isnt doing well either its not a great time to bandwagon into it. ireland will do ok united because even though it will cost an arm and a leg they can always fall back on the fact that they are a tax haven. wales and scotland are not in a position like that
>>224684727who the fuck are you calling a chav
>>224684585luv em x
>>224684743he doesnt sound great either
fucking hate cricket
>>224684727I don't think there's any way to do it unless you can subtly navigate having her dump you without it being obvious, then you can take it graciously and remain friends. If you act like an overt dick for that to happen you'll lose though, it's a very fine line to walk. I did it a few years ago but basically sacrificed a number of friends and became a social pariah amongst people closer to her. Wasn't a huge problem but always awkward running into them. Literally had a couple go up to my new gf and try to convince her that I was terrible and that she shouldn't go out with me.
Turn 2Lynn-brr forfeited.userusernameuser won the battle!userusernameuser's rating: 1178 12011200 from today finally
>>224684759can't be good for your back
>>224684801
>>224684800YOU, dickhead.
sometimes i just need to lie in bed for 6-8 hours
>>224684533it never gets better. i cant sleep without it either so im back on it at nighti think we've permanently ruined our brains
>>224684807
Just got blacked to death then Jason luv brought me back with the kiss of life
imagine the reform meltdown if Labour arrested bibi
>>224684794North Sea oil could put Scotland in a decent position with high oil prices due to the Hormuz closure, but who knows how long that’ll last. Not sure what Wales has going for it economically, if anything
If Scotland were independent it would be:- fattest country in Europe - among the oldest countries in Europe demographically- among the poorest countries of Europe - one of the countries with the worst drug and drink abuseThe list could go on
>>224684864labour will do nothing
>>224684787Dunno mate my one was stop drinking/doing drugs or my wife would divorce me and I'd lose my house and basically any reason to live and then become a full time meth and heroin addict and die within ten years. So really the choice wasn't that hard to make for me, but I'm still bored most of the time. Considered doing a puzzle?
>>224684858would you say this to your mother?your irl friends?your co-workers?
Need to go eat fiber
women are utterly delightful beings !
Got no mates.Got no memories.Got no hope.Got nothing, me.
>>224684864would be nice if they did but they'll do nothing
>>224684897You're getting worked up over made up stories
>>224684807SameThree humiliating defeats to England this year
>>224684892>would you say this to your mother?NoAlso I don't have friends or a job
>you're getting worked up over made up stories Ktim
>>224684922Not sure why you think they're made up
>>224684875We are supposed to be brothers what are you doing rn
>>224684864The Americans would come and exfiltrate him and we’d be humiliated as a nation
I'm mad (he mad), but I ain't stressin
>blacked
>>224684964> Americans would come and exfiltrate himYou must’ve not heard of the SAS (special air service)
SNS (Special Needs Service)Here to say I got blacked just now
>>224684992>SAS (special air service)Secret Army Soliders*
I refused to do the equity/diversity/inclusion training at work and said I had a philosophical disagreement with critical race theory. My employer backed down and didn’t push the matter
>>224684992full of specials indeed, I could probably take two on
just wanked myself off
>>224684992>>224685017How about the SUS and they’re zesty
her poo makes me cry
>>224684858>>224684907>>224684892>>224684932>>224684984SNS nooticing (SNSN going on)
When I was younger I had a gf that dumped me because I told her I got raped lol
>>224684944The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>224685020big if true
>>224684412means nothing if your last one doesn't win
BREAKING: Sir Poo Barmer deployed the SMS (Short Message Service) just moments ago…
>>224685020Reckon this needs to be stopped before the books get burnt and they start to hang
YouKay picture
>>224685078They love their disability fraud
>>224685078flights to india
>>224685020My friends are wealth status accumulate hard study calculus differential equation 18 hour day are duty succeed
literally the only reason I get out of bed in the morning is to enjoy the sweet experience of watching women suffer. whether it's losing space to trannies, being beaten by their groid boyfriends, having to be raise their kids as single mums, getting paid less than men or just watching women getting absolutely brutally murdered on bestgore.funif you ever feel like killing yourself, just remember there is joy in life in watching foids suffer, which they deserve btw
>>224685124don't need your search history
>>224685073I think if this person had phrased it as a genuine philosophical disagreement with EDI and CRT rather than just not being bothered, he’d have a genuine equality act claim.Philosophical beliefs are protected (and this would easily pass the Grainger threshold) as is lack of such belief and the courts hate compelled speech. Employers try to pass this stuff off as mandatory when in reality it’s very optional
Feel like I've deteriorated a lot over the last month even though I tried to improve. Sleeping better, eating properly, stopped coming to /brit/ and reading the news. Despite this my anxiety has gotten worse with new symptoms when I leave the house.
>>224685121Think of the BBC posts and BLACKED threads they're churning out rn
always thought this guy was black lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MpPGb_apD8
SASSBSSRRthe yanks don’t stand a chance all their seals are fat roidheads
>I HAVE to tell you about le evil foids wherever I go
>>224685078he's being wheel around like royalty!
>>224684833bless my rolls biboo ssr
goals
>>224685144ktim elves deteriorating at light speed
>>224685144>anxiety has gotten worse with new symptoms when I leave the house.Maybe something big is about to happen and you can feel it Your big reward
>>224685121>>224685124omds
things are happening lads
the only reason I get out of bed in the morning is because this world is a beautiful place
>>224685155come say this to my face you little weasel coward. I'll stomp your head into the pavement so hard your brains will slide out of your ears. then I'll rape your mum
I don't like cricketoh noI LOVE IT
>>224685171Is your goal to be the right or left?
>>224685198you'll do nothing
dont do side quests me. the fate of the world is at stake and im going to dick about looking for old mother hubbards apples no not me i dont think so
think i'll bet 20 pounds on manchester city
Frank Lampard's "Coventry" (?) being sent back packing to the Championship by the mighty SEAGULLS
>>224685144>Despite this my anxiety has gotten worse with new symptoms when I leave the house.Observing the absolute fucking state of Canada by leaving the house is more depressing than just being a NEET and spending all day online
Dunno but when I go outside I feel better
Lamp Frankard
don't call them side quests me because I'm a mature adult and not a childish runt
>>224685253trvke
67 sleeps until GTA VI is released and I’m cracking Lucia as Jason x
Pank Framplard
>>224685204Was thinking about getting into watching cricket desu. Seems like a cool sport and apparently Ireland aren’t bad at it. I always just assumed it was a sport for pakis
What's the point of getting a gf as a 29 year old KHHV?
what's this about then
>>224685288whats the point of anything
got all these runts absolutely rattled in this thread when I spoke I'll of women. should change this generals name to /simp/ because it's infested with beta males
>>224685291Formerly known as Spaino Sahara
>>224685281100 sleeps until Christmas x
>>224685286Ireland recently won a series against India
>>224685286proddy sport. stick to boggerball
might have a glass of wine
>>224685291shithole filled with beastfolx
>>224685286watch baseball instead
>>224684349>with SEVERE mental health issuessuch as?
>>224685291you're brown and so is the moroccan you made a post on
>>224684060SAS are ZOGbots, la'
>>224685273Kek this worked for me with this girl I really liked
I’m a rattled runt I like a wet cunt SKRRRT
>>224685310not me lad i HATE women
reading 13 year old /brit/ threads on the 'chive
>>224685344baseball is cricket for mongs
Might go for a cheeky Asian massage x
>>224685273Between your "hot girl walks" and "incel walks", people are always talking about walking nowadays
>>224685396used to be some real sharpshooters here. now its all dunces
>>224685396
put the steamer over the desk chair and the smell that came off it was like marmite
>>224685397Nah baseball is kino
Woaw hot girl walks I've never thought of it that way before. Good idea
Haven’t seen anyone post about sucking a golf ball in ages
>>224685457
Sophie Cunningham revealed her new boyfriend.
>>224685401less talking more walking thats what I say been walking for miles for years me and you dont hear me going on about it too busy walking you see
Andy Burnham completed the Great North Run half marathon in 01:57:34
>>224685390based KING. all foids need extinction
>>224685363So? Burnham isn’t. If burnham executes the order they do as told
getting diet coke cherry was a mistake
>>224684486any drugmongs among the lot
You know I am probably never going to ask her on a date right
>>224685274Don't think Jason X is a playable character, he's in space anyway
>>224685416Arse
>>224685416bunda
how are you supposed to clean a mousepad then?
requesting clearance from air traffic control to begin my wank
preloading my moka pot tonight in preparation for tomorrow morning's coffee
>>224685401Met a girl on a my hot girl runs but she has bad acne scars and is probably a lesbian. Wonder if she still runs up that hill, haven't been in a month.
>>224685511Yeah it tastes like shit The flavour hides vodka tho
fuck bum
>>224685543give him a little broomstick haha
>>224685551Enjoy the taste of voddy me, take it straight with shots
coventry the shithole fc is staying 20th the entire season
think the birds (ones with wings) are shagging outside some very strange noises coming from them
>>224685469lol
>>224684486
>>224685487Couldn't make any sense of that because by the time you were halfway through the sentence you were 50 metres away
README.txt
got the shiatsu massager going on my lower back
>>224685380how
>>224685574Hahaha good one
SexCumFuck
>>224685580they'll do nothing
>>224685591You are literally a fucking Indian
Considering some biscuits and a cup of tea, looking quite likely in the near future.
You are literally fucking a Indian
You are literally going to do nothing
>>224685651nigga floating like a poo in the toilet aha
you are literally
I am being wanked
>>224685683>>224685680
For me it’s “killing an Arab” by the cure
>>224685644No, all of my ancestors have lived in Canada for hundreds of years
poo doesn't float vertically
frank fuckarse leader of coventry shiteball club
Got visitors over so I’ve snuck to the bedroom to fart and stim and pick my nose and post on 4chan for a bit
Getting a chinkies in later. Oh aye x
mental how I do nothing to change and I stay the same forever except for my decaying body
>>224685714Chug
>>224685753ktiiiiiim
>>224685753you'll do something, eventually
>>224685710F.I.R.E I.N. C.A.I.R.O.
>>224685736Ktim
the watch
Frieren?
eating toast
Women are (apparently) more likely to pursue a man if he’s been “vetted” by another woman, meaning he’s just been in a relationship or, in some wild cases, in a relationship. Put an old couch by the road side with a sign that says "free" and no one will touch it. Put a sign that says "For sale $50" and it will be stolen in 15 minutes.
>>224685576Eweeee>>224685615Just kept walking and playing Pokémon Go
>>224685714Ok jamboy
>>224685758I’m 7/8ths Canadian (i.e. of the four constituent nations represented on the Canadian coat of arms), and 1/8th German of a lineage that came over in the 1700s
Rorke putting himself on the street with a sign saying “for sale $50”
So all helpernonce and seanoncemark do is consume innit
>>224685873
Any foidslayers in?
Slow going lads
>>224685879all any of us do is consume until we spray diarrhea all over the thread
>>224685822
any updates on reasonable blackman
>>224685926gem crab
>>224685879Isn’t that true for us all, really?
>>224685962Reasonable Blackman is FAKE
>>224685973Yea lol
https://yona.to/chapter/onw7x4p
wheres the facking new
remember when people said frank lampards coventry would do well this season
>>224685926is this runescape
>>224686018I didn't.
>>224685989The juror in the murder trial of the woman who murdered her kids was a reasonable blackman. Real or fake, he’ll always be a hero in my eyes
>>224686018I don't remember that
>>224686018nobody said that
>>224685926How about poonscape and you get some pussy
didn't say that because I don't follow football
>>224686024no
No. Not allowed of us sit there blogging about what snacks we are eating or what daily takeaway it is today
How about it's RUNTscape(idk what runscape is)
>>224686060Done him
mad how mousey is just playing a character and he's actually just a standard mancunian in real life
>>224686078he's a legend
>>224686078does he even live in scotland?
*looks nervously at the post count*
>>224686059Should try it, it’s fun
Have a really important announcement but I'm waiting for the new
Might watch Shot Caller
we're all playing characters here
the new has been made, terrible terrible new
>>224686146yes /brit/ is performance art like the truman show
>>224686131Well you don't have a soul so I didn't ask
new>>224686174
