Shitterton edition
Gyaldem
What would you do if you asked a woman who was smoking for a cigarette and she threw hers on the floor would you get on all fours and pick it up?
the transdem x
Toilers picking up an extra shift so neetchads get their £200 off energy
i said how tf do people watch football? are you people paying £50 a month for sky sports?
>>224690834yeh im not a poor retard
nth for the gyaldem
most benefits recipients i know are just stockpiling cash. DWP is supposed to be able to check their bank account to see if they have too much in savings and pause benefits but they can't keep up
>>224690815nh i'm gay
>>224690834you are poor in real life and in football manager 26
the total donated to Reform UK since the start of 2026 to £86m.In 2024, all UK political parties declared a combined total of £98m in donations.
>>224690834my dad pays 6 euros a month for a special package or something
hello lads, tis I. roake
Fuck sake Andy. Help the middle earners. The ones fully propping up the country, working 40 plus hours and contributing the most tax and living pay check to pay check. Were fucking drowning mate, chuck us a life raft of some sort.
>>224690834i dont . all sports are rigged
>>224690881we didn't ask about his sex life
>>224690815What if she stuck the filter up her arse and then put it in your mouth
>>224690877based. leftypol moaning about completely lawful things just because its not for a cause he approves of
he's alive, thank god
>>224690876you are profoundly mentally ill in real life and in football manager 26
>>224690906
>>224690899you are entitled to one quick fuck
>>224690860What if it was a man (with a dog)
bored. might go to sleep
Remember when Kirk died and I posted a joke about it on /brit/ they day it happened Then some butthurt janitor permabanned me for it claiming I'd "posted illegal content"Managed to get it overturned after like 2 or 3 appeals but it just goes to show how shit works around here and that the mods are all hyper-butthurt chuds with personal agendas they want to enforce
>>224690951FELTED
Time to live life on my own terms
>>224690775>>224690851*links up*
>>224690944
>>224690944how can this be real
really don't want to work tomorrow just want to be a dosser all my life after winning the lottery
I hate interracial sex. Blacked is cringe!
>>224690988I thought you’re only allowed to submit one appeal, and if that gets rejected, that’s it
>>224690944In the age of free pornography and easy piracy I legitimately cannot even begin to understand why so many people pay for porn
WEASLEY'S GOT HIMSELF A HOWLER
Helloo Sawadikaa
>>224690944quite mad how people pay for this when theres trillions of hours of free porn on the internet
Wren from Corridor Crew is paid minimum wage. Insane. He just accepts it
right well that's it. I'm gonna become a gay porn
>>224691029I actually want to go cause I haven't been in a month physically there.
Blaming Jewish people for societal, economic, or political problems is a false, hateful conspiracy theory with no basis in factual reality.
>>224691047Depends at first they just reduced the ban length
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789320271202278.jpg
>>224691059parasocial relationships
>>224690834they all have dodgy firesticks
SILENCE
>>224690944Society
>>224691105who is he. stop vagueposting
Any mouse updates?
>>224691127https://vocaroo.com/1hpcnK4HKkC7
>>224691051I read that the number one customer demographic for OnlyFans is married men; presumably with wives who have ceased to put out. They’d presumably have more disposable income if they’re middle-aged and settled down. Maybe it’s considered safer than getting divorced or a finding a mistress/prostitute, plus some guys get off on the findom or paypig fetish in itself. I still couldn’t imagine spending money on porn even in that scenario, idk
Pounded by the pound. That was a bretty good meme
>>224691157Bobby Fischer. 3rd greatest chess player of all time
>>224691157piss off
Me (on the right) if I were cramorant (Pikachu on the left)
>>224691157Garry Kasparov
mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!
My anal sphincter is super itchy but I can't scratch it since I'm in public
>>224691198i demand to be spoonfed
Me on the right if cramorant>>224691222Crazy how people in public could be saying/thinking this
pound the alarm
if i was to have sex it just wouldn't be right because she would feel like she was taking advantage of a disabled person so it's a blessing really that i'm not interested
>>224691157Magnus Carlsen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU8DaAWk8nE
woop woop its the sound of da police
Straight man with a gay porn addiction
making a post about inane drivel which i am wont do to
Been meaning to go running for the last 3 hours. I think I'll go at 10, it has to be done, gay if I don't go actually and wont get any pussy ever...
>>224691216>I'M THE SCATMAN
>>224691267Mrs Obama, get down!!!!
cream of chicken soup or chicken noodle soup
>>224691273KtimNot gay because I don't identify as gay
>>224691253dunno what you're supposed to doare you supposed to talk during? how many positions do you do? if you blow inside do you help clean up the leakage?
>>224691273do you think any gay guys have ever walked in on their partner wanking to straight porn and then gotten in to a big fight over it and split up
right so why did foden receive a red card then
>>224691284Ah that's a lovely pussy
>>224691291cream of mushroom soup
>>224691190magnus then garry first and second?
Hello sawadikaa ya you know my wrist is cold. Got that time piece from Geneva, if you know it then you know
>>224691347yeah
>>224691306southern belle
>>224690969i shant be answering this strange question
cream of noodle soup
>>224691289Chicken noodle soup
>>224691362That's not a horse girl so kys
>>224691362Has the generic OF e-whore face Literally every last one of them has the exact same face it's macabre
>>224691358She's hot
>>224691375Tub of potato salad (also Jewish food is gross. Potatoes are best)
>>224691387most horse girls are a bit mad, trust me i live with one
We wuz the voice of reason in a world gone mad n sheeeiiit
>>224691402POV: white man (girlfriend in kitchen making a sandwich but your dog brought you a pepsi while you wait)
>>224691107like that gyaldem incel freak. bet he spends fucking loads on all those OF whores he worships
Honestly as a people group I prefer the Mexicans to the United Statians
The year is 2027 January it is now illegal for you to look at naked digital pictures without providing identification to the governmentAnd you are happy
Whatever became of the hit or miss girl?
>>224691358who's 4thcapablanca
biggest horse in the world
won my man city bet :-)£18 profit for me
>>224691468Got aids and died
>>224691401she doesn't have OF, she's a model
I am the beast I worship
>>224691105>You don't learn anything in school. It's just a waste of time. You lug around books and all and do homework. They give too much homework. You shouldn't be doing homework. Nobody's interested in it. The teachers are stupid.> –Bobby Fischer#SchoolOfLife
>>224691472or Karpov
>>224691432Probably because of this They go on a power trip
>>224691488Happens to the best of us, sad
>>224691468not going to say hopefully she died.... but....
>>224691494He came to me with money in his hands
>>224691468think she's an onlyfans whore now
>>224691468Shit or piss
I'm so fucking tired I fear I may be coming down with something, not normal to be this knackered after a day of doing fuck all. Pray for me.
>>224691480and a cow hahah just kidding
mad how valuable stallion spunk is
they're saying you're having a referendum to split up the nations. y'all ok?
trump seems quite openly anti british these days, bit of a weird petulant turn just because we didn't get involved in iran
>most brutal censorship since elizabeth i>no replies/brit/ has fallen
>>224691553The cunt seems absolutely out of it tbf
>>224691553Iran doesn't enjoy opium. If they want Britain to be involved, they should involve that. Works every time
>>224691552Quite frankly, no.
>>224691491>she's a modelLOLYeah keep believing that buddy while you jerk your tiny pathetic penis to the virtual sex worker
>>224691553probably thinks he's george washington
I want my life to be over
>>2246910143>>>2>>>>>1But still would
Imagine getting any sort of money for taking pictures of yourself and putting them on the internet (not even naked)
>>224691611Ktim
>>224691534>giflol
update: malcolm mcdowell is still alive
The title of model has been so diluted that it's completely meaningless these days. Any cunt that posts thirst traps on internet claims to be a model these days.
>>224691611You can't. No guns there
Imagine getting a blowjob from a girlfriend who loves you
>>224688340your favourite vidya brit/?
why could it never happen to memy life is so unfair
>>224691616Your links are dead
Conciquences of war:>More powerful (potency)>Lower cost >Higher purity
>>224691685Because you're ugly bugly
>>224691685you know why
>>224691679would degrade a girl i respected like that
Consequences*
>>224691685You’d probably end up getting an older women complex, and start fucking grandmothers by the time you’re an unc
>>224691703that's not how you spell consiqences
I want stabbing, with great violence
genuinely think my chilli could win one of those chilli cook offs americans have
>>224691703No idea why but this spelling of consequences has me giggling
>>224691741Conseqences
>>224691751wow who is she
>>224691745Don't quit your day job chief, whatever that is
>>224690775HIKARI
>>224691682Fifa and Crash Bandicoot (for sentimental reasons)
>>224691685only decent looking british woman. Sorry, but the bar is quite low since most your women look fucked up
>>224691782im a chilli chef
>>224691786What fitbaw teams do you like bulgarbro?
>>224691564they'll care when 4chan is blocked by OFCOM
resident evil film looks mid
>>224691546you'll be right mate
>brought some cheese back from Holland for the whole family to enjoy>close to a kilogram>fat cunt dad has eaten practically all of it in one week>now there’s maybe 100 grams left to go between me, my mum, my sister, and my grandparents who all haven’t had a crumb of itDogs have more self-control than that man
>>224691621*thinks about it*
This beer is 0.4 ABV less than normal beer. Watered down? That is the healthiest thing I have ever drunk
>>224691682my go to genre is open-world rpg fantasy or sci-fi. but i do like the old classics like deus ex and max payne. also total war games
apprently the wolverine game is pretty mid, i was really looking forward to it.
>>224691832
>>224691467Graphene OS install pronto
>>224691611don't worry, it's guaranteed to happen one day :-)
>>224691362fuck shes gorgeous
>>224691844gays should get capital punishment
0.8% water content volume
>>224689816
Plastic Paddies be like “UP THE ‘RA” and then live in a trailer park in Wyoming with their obese mother and abusive step father because they’re only 14 year old and also called some stupid shit like Brody Sanchez Jr
Adolf Hitler
>>224691832is he a fat cunt
>>224691832What kind of cheese was it
272 thousand students have been accepted into universityGoing to brutal for them in 3/4 years all going for the same 40k jobs
we love 'lysa don't we lads
>>224691807I haven't played in 10 years probably or more...I used to play with Manchester, or we would play with the worst teams and see who would win. I mostly played 1vs1 IRL or sometimes 2vs2But also I loved to play CS (obviously)
>>224691832Okay tell him not us It's your mum whos going to be alone because he's a greedy bastard and dead from a heart attack
>>224691907>replying to a 2hr 2m old postkys
>>224691844Reckon being gay isn’t a choice because I don’t know anyone who would pick some 30 year olds pooey hairy arsehole over a bird unless there was something fundamentally different about them
>>224691929DIVA DIVA DIVA
>>224691467this is the only way to protect the children.
2 twinks together is beautiful and innocent but two grown hairy blokes together is a disgrace and an abomination
>>224691929we do she scrubs up lovelytime for a new stripe in the ol' 'oon hair though
Oh yeah I remembered the post I was saving to save things and recall laterIs it so overpowered (op) to make goals for getting your "win condition" with goals plural, it's so easy with that because no matter what they do you will be able to get one of them Like another thing that doesn't really matter
>>224691580blackpill poisoning, girlie got big during covid and quit social media for school. she was noticed in some model shoots untagged
>>224691911He is>>224691913Garlic and Herb by Henri Willig
Then you are waiting for them to just move into one of them desu The other thing was having setup requirements and team jobs despite it being predictable so you have something to do
>>224691860goreslop should fail
>>224691908This doesn’t make any sense, as you’re mixing up different American subgroups
>>224691832you sound cheesed off hehe
>>224691968Pretty sure the researchers consensus is that it's not a choice and a result of environment
Are the new CS games good. Do people still play 1.6?
>>224692041mumsnet has spoken
>>224692040>having setup requirements and team jobsFor example trick room and a Pokémon fully supporting mega gollisipod Or entire team synergies in other non random It wasn't that important
>>224691929she cute
>>224692057
>>224691980Very Greek post
>>224692079The new CS is raped with hackers from what I hear
>>224692079Idk the last CS game I played was Source (which was good)
>>224691832fatties have no impulse control and no shame. they're crafty as well - even if you hide food away they'll find it and scoff it
roasted an apple to have with the sunday roast today. very nice would roast one again.
>>224691685always wanted to shag my pe teacher
>>224692097me showing her videos of monkeys doing human things hahaha
why is every right-winger homosexual
>>224691580bizarre outburst
>>224691929need to see bootleg go to town on her throat
>>224692097>Pictured, Alysa Liu reading a proposal of marriage from Anon, 25, from Great Britain. She demurs modestly for a few moments before graciously accepting. 2026, colourised.
Today's diet: Beans on toast and a can of Red Bull
>>224692109But does it play good or is it too bloated cause off the graphics >>224692130I remember I didn't like Source, here everyone was a purist and they hated everything after 1.6 which I think is a perfect game
alysa poo
>>224692166Leftypol is trans and rorke fucks trans girlsA perfect match
>>224692161what did he look like
>>224692166he spoke to a gay guy thats the evidence is it
>>224692041>goreslop u wot m8
arr 'lysa got gronk'd 10 yards before the end zone
>>224692161my pe teacher was a fat women. hows that then
>>224692166reading this had the same impact of getting hit by a sledgehammer on the head as a kid
>>224692166is drinking nice cocktails gay now then do I have to drink horrible beer to prove my heterosexuality
>>224692292You can get drunk off spirits
>>224692258>>224692292watch the full video
>>224692308No you can't that's a myth
>>224692161mine was an old bloke who always used to get his knob out after sailing lessons
i'm almost 40yo
I'm pretty sure estrogen absorbs through the skin (and wear gloves when applying it). They should start war in Iran and mix estrogen and heroin or fentanyl and use that to get it in people's skin if they want it (would make them happier I've got to jokingly admit)
>>224692339
What if I did a rancid sloppy poo that required an entire roll of toilet paper to wipe my arse clean afterwards?
why do nonced people always end up lgbt
>>224692274the wolverine trailer at the game awards was obnoxious and unnecessary goreful. very jarring compared to the wolverine we see in popular culture
envy
>>224692368She's not British. Or is she a skinwalker? It's her lips, and if you zoom in on them (yes I was zooming in on her lips) she is smiling you see. That doesn't match the rest of her face
>>224691832Cheesed to meet you
>>224692375Get a bidet
What do we think about AI lads?Nothingburger or world ender?
Ketamine ain't bad TBF...
>>224692404she's from rochdale
Sad covid didn't kill all the old bastards, 100% believe the world would be a better place if it did.
>>224692438Buy a gun and don't let them in your house
>>224692375fix your diet
>>224692398Lefts genes will exist in 100 yearsRights will be flushed out in 50
I remember years ago we befriended some American army pilots that were teaching our pilots here and one of the guys couldn't believe how cheap everything was and was ordering long island ice tea and mohitos and then asked me if I can get hookers and I didn't know so I told him to go in the strip club and they kicked him out cause he was too drunk and tried to solicit the girlsBen, such a cool bro, still sends me Happy Birthdays 10 years later
>>224692330>you have done unchristian things in the past so lets not talk about sexual immoralitynot much to go on is it
>>224692438She's mentally illAlso noticed that both the sides of her face are too symmetrical
>>224692401tim's decision to completely give up on life and live out his days as a fat mong watching telly 16 hours a day and shitting in a nappy in a depressing care home makes me kind of hate him
>sailing lessons
>>224692398AFNMFH
wish my french teacher nonced me she had massive tits
>>224692427enhances surveillance to such a degree that drumpf becomes like the emperor in star wars
>>224692438Notice* her face is the same with either coveredThis
>>224692410giwtwm
>>224692427its a grab by states to centralise PC usage
>>224692427*nowtbutty
>>224692519She was black only sorry mate
can never be arsed cooking anymore. just eat air fried rorke scran 3 meals a day
Fake person or skinwalker or a pimpNot souless btw because the lips are the heart actually
Japanese characters have a Y2K aesthetic. Korean characters have a frutiger aero aesthetic.Did you ever think about that?
>>224692557Does seem that wayI worry that the PC ownership boom of 1990-2020 is over
science teacher once accidentally called the black lad nigger when taking attendance
>>224692578WHAT DA HEEEE is going on here????
>>224692410Would
fuck is cunt on about?
>>224692339He ever shag you up the arse
>>224692427technological slavery
>>224692614pls tell me youre not lying
hope you lads are all having a nice early night like i am it's the best way to start your week. heading upstairs in a sec, will be asleep before 8 x
>>224692563It's nought you little Northcell
The bubbly and squiggly lined aesthetics of the Korean writing system have a very Frutiger Aero vibe.
>>224692624That's betraying your race no?
>>224692410don't understand the politics of this wemb
Sometimes at work I'll casually mention an exerience from horse riding or sailing lessons when I were a kid and suddenly realise that I've alienated my non-tarq co-workers
>>224692646right well this is absurd isnt it
>>224692643i made it up sorry
>>224692578Oh dear, it's kinda like a Jew supporting the Nazi party really isn't it?
>>224692410right whoever AI slopped this must have ran out of tokens and couldnt generate the part where she gets flattened by a combine going 200000000000000000000000 km/h down the road the instant she tries to cross the street.
>Government: tell us your honest thoughts about the government Has BEGONE
>>224692339>pe teacher>sailing lessonswat
>>224692684sleep is very important
>>224692688https://vocaroo.com/1mhH1HqhyEnD
this is the getting ready for bedtime star poster
>>224692708Cars stop at zebra crossings even when you're not crossing so we aren't doing too well with the critical thinking
>>224692662Maybe she’s just got a lot of makeup on
>>224692765would be REALLY hard to stop in time if youre going 200000000000000000000000 km/h
heard an advert for a car subscription service and suddenly had a craving for bugs and to live in a small pod
>>224692741Literally animal abuse just to record it heh
Reckon most of you significantly overestimate your intelligence
>>224692662you're against human muppet relations?
>>224692805Just the neets who are too intelligent for work or any form of education
>>224692805Reckon I am the top 10 smartest person here
>>224692578beginning of rorke's hero's journey
I've genuinely stopped caring about society at all.I'm not a member of the leadership class. They've clearly abandoned the nation and want to implement a Global AI Biomass Slave hell so why care? It's not my job to fix any of this shit.
>>224692741i have an appropriately sized bed actually i just really like being asleep
>>224692805when youre in company of jesters all the time, it isnt hard to feel your the king
>>224692682What's Australian for tarq?
Shuppet is a Pokémon I would fuck if they were real
My life is a living hell because I am a hideous tranny with extremely painful health problems On the plus side I'll probably be dead before 40
>>224692805i've 489 books since 2016
>>224692872why, because it looks like a spunk tissue?
>>224692888Why not just not be a tranny? Hopefully it's not too late
>>224692901And yet you can't write a coherent sentence. Curious.
I'm probably quite average intelligence but there are some subjects where I would say I'm quite above average, unfortunately they're all niche subjects so I never really get a chance to show them off.
>>224692914I am, I trooned in my late teens and I'm in my 30s now. My life is still awful just in different ways.
Imagine being a landlocked poor and never experiencing the exhiliration of moving fast on the open water
englands brave josh kerr
new >>224692981>>224692981>>224692981
>>224692973I'm sure life wasn't that bad when you were a teenager but you can probably sort out those different problems now too. Bye
>>224692866https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3V6jxoolw
>>224692901I've written 500 since 2025
>>224693046mind boggling how unfunny the comments are
>>224688340Vgh... my ancestral homeland
