bananas in pyjamas edish
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1?
tim's not looking too well these days
I think I am, B2; DEATH TO AMERICA!
xXcl1v3_pwn3dXx: !RTD
>>224707063>>224707094What B1 is actually thinking: https://youtu.be/tD37LuxHnMs
Don't think I'm a fan of Australian songs that I actually like being used by mega tech companies to sell their fake luxury products
>>224707113No it's definitely the total extirpation of all Unitedstatesians
>>224707063>>224707094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIkIOV0kjUY
>>224707092Think he's close to the end
Cheeky little donut before bed isn't it
china is a fucking hellhole but it's the lesser evil compared to the kikesif somehow japan + korea + taiwan allied with poland + the rest of the post-commie countries this would be the ideal third positionist axis against both the globohomo west and the despotic russia china iran alliance
another day of the 'mass
>>224707025bananaman would absolutely body these two frauds
>>224707226Alri Peter Zeihan
about to unleash an enormous turd into the sewage system
China ? BasedRussia? Based Iran? Based
>>224707236Bananaman had an extremely poorly animated series as well
>>224707106remember when i used to play tf2 a lot, had the name fortnitekyle_03 lot of people got unreasonable upset with it
why are there 5 /brit/s on the 'log you freaks
>>224707260sometimes i like to think about how my poo gets mixed with everyone else's poo in the sewers
snuff for 2p a ton? can't beat that
>>224707088>>224707285ssssc
Not really a fan of these urinal cakes. I don't mind the lemon flavour but there's a nasty chemical aftertaste. I'll finish the packet but don't think I'll be buying any more.
>>224707301i'll snuff you for free
>>224707280>people playing tf2 after fortnite came outmakes me feel old. why did you choose that name though.
gen z seem more normie and boomer like and it feels dead incongruous with the times they live in but it's mainly just because they didn't experience 9/11
>>224707027 (You)>>224707033 (You)>>224707071 (You)>>224707030 (You)fucking hell
i want to dwarfmaxx but i can't grow a decent beard and i'm not a manlet
Just went through my apple subscriptions and changed all the plans to half price ones in the settings All my paid apps (2 apps) had random half prices plans
4 /brit/s all made by forrens
Condorman remake starring Rupert Grint
>>224707315i think the ones who still go out and do things are the most normie of the bunch but a large and growing contingent just stay in their smegrooms and are absolute nihilistst. zoomer
girlfriend (35F) gifted me (19M) an iPhone 17 not sure how to react
gfberg is lovely and all but she is soooo fucking conventional it's outrageous, are all women like this?
>>224707310remember i bought it before it went f2pit was funny to me, went with no hats and normal yellow items to give them the ol misdirect
>>224707343Bongs can't be arsed can they
>>224707343all vpn weirdos.
>>224707352https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenIndia/comments/1wftd9s/22f_girlfriend_gifted_me_19m_an_iphone_17_not/why are you browsing /r/TeenIndia mate
>>224707361Doing the jobs the Brits don't want to doDiversity built /brit/
>>224707369i have a wide variety of interests
So an oil pipeline got bombed and now there's no oil coming out of the middle east and the Panama canal is about to get fucked due to el nino so there's no fuel for international shipping and also the routes are closed. I think things might get quite bad this year, consider stocking up on non perishables.
>>224707373They need us to make their threads for them and fuck their wives for them. I'll not say no if I'm needed.
>>224707393nothing ever happens
>>224707392are you indian?
Need to huff Emma Watson's toots.
>>224707369Screaming
>>224707343>made by forrens
>>224707369Done that jeet freak
>>224707403no
>>224707392indian teens?
>>224707396You make the threads and I'll fuck the wives
>>224707393i'll just kill and eat my neighbours if it comes to it
>>224707433We'll make the threads and dp the wives
Pay up piggies
>>224707430shut up
>>224707452poms finna name their kids after a fast food chain
>pie ap, paggies?!
>>224707456Eris
wanker central general
give war a chance, civil war that is
Got the Slayer on
>>224707393luckily i dont eat oil
Ye batao ghar pe kya batoge ki iphone kaise mila
You fuckers lmao can't go anywhere anymore without recognizing people
>>224707473i prefer wanker queen street
>>224707493ba dum tssh
>>224707493is this a brisbane reference
too many bruces on /brit/ tonight. the vibes are all wrong. time for sleeptoil i s'pose
>>224707025
Why wear women's clothing when you can wear women themselves?
Might become a sneakerhead
>>224707516hope that donut comes back up during REM and you choke to death whilst having a nightmare so perceptually you're in eternal torment
>>224707506once phoned for a taxi from the concert hall in perth to perth castle and the little paki fella kept asking if it was south side and i didn't know what he meant so just kept saying outside the concert hall. he told me he would be there in about half an hour.didn't realise until after he was talking about the one in australia, but he said half an hour so chop chop, pal.
I saw this guy in the background a while back on the news probably. Who is this poor broken man?
>>224707516Gnite nigger princess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCSg_P6uZwI
>>224707563you'd think he'd know perth, australia doesn't have scone palace
let's log in and make value for our companies then lads
>>224707551AGP King OG
>>224707566Marlon Brando
>>224707566LOL looks like Julian Assange after the lobotomy and cattle prodding session with mi5
>>224707582not allowed to log in yet as they're doing maintenance on the servers
>>224707578he though he was saying 'sgooin' on cunt?
Dubstep remix of the first Noel
As someone with a findom fetish I find Burnham's new proposal to give yet more money to the lumpenprolitariat extremely tantalising
>>224707630
>>224707630Mad how the Berenstains were swingers who wrote a sex manual before they got into children's books
>>224707236good post
>>224707597I love that British politicians making these despairing expressions. It's soulful.
>>224707582I will turn my laptop on and then go for a shit ok
>Delivery by EvriThat's £7 I won't be seeing again then
ooh big stretch
I am no longer listening
What's the longest you've left 4chan for and why? What made you come back?
>>224707393my cuboards full of beans
>>224707659Imagine being a cog in that dystopian nightmare of a system. The most likeable politicians in years were1. The Scottish grand dad who said Dodgy Dave2. George Galloway 3. Nigel Farage for roasting the EU daily with insults4. o-order! O-ORDER!!
waiting for gfberg's dad to die before i propose to her, he's 65 and morbidly obese so shouldn't be too long
>>224707677act like a scrambled eggsthink like a tossed salad
>>224707677Dark Frase makes me nervous
>>224707685Was off it for a good ten years I think, maybe dropping in to check every few years and realising it was still shit. I had a good social and sex life and genuinely had better things to do. Now I am married and don't do stuff that much and have also stopped using social media so I don't have anything to do on phone so you get treated to my excellent shitposts while the wife watches dross on TV
dont feel like going out but i have to
>>224707677>>224707702screaming at this
>>224707697>George Galloway>Likable
business idea: CANZUK countries join the EU together and use our numbers to take over from france and germany
>>224707687Elaborate on this
>>224707677*starts singing HMS Pinafore*
had a dream where i was playing some kind of video game and won against all oddsalso had one where i had to do a lesson that i already did the year before and i was very arrogant and thought i was mates with the teacher
do you think lennon asked billy preston or someone if he could say the nigger word on this tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2lbYBLDbYU
>>224707700Why the wait?
>>224707715Take over what? Paying debnts?
>>224707714Love that guy. They've even physically assaulted him and he's too stubborn to cuck. He's the rarest sort of man these days, one with a spine. That's why he's not Anglo.
are you asking me if I'm attracted to green gartside?
>>224707721oh its unrelated i just like beans
>>224707731he wouldn't approve because i'm a degenerate loser
>>224707731he eats too much and doesn't exercise enough
>>224707665why did he fall over
>>224707736he rightly calls out our ruling overlords as being the evil vampires that they arebut all he's doing is trying to replace them with another set of evil vampires
>>224707685I used to post on slower boards so didn't sit in a thread like this all day, but had a period of a few years where I had a decent social life and didn't think about this place except maybe visiting for match threads occasionally. all fell apart with lockdown though and I withdrew from society completely to become the hermit I am today sitting in /brit/ 16 hours a day
For me it's Heinz character pasta shapesOne of these days I'm gonna get a business registry number and then I'll a whole pallet wholesale
>>224707734Putting tariffs on countries that make cheese outside a specific geographic location
>>224707762yeah right
>>224707741Please tell me more
I googled green gartside cocaine and I just got photos of mark e. smith
the united states probably has the best most diverse range of natural beauty of any single nation in the world, but it's full of yanks so that ruins it
Of course it's not Greek feta mateAs you can see it says fetta with two t'sAlso it says Persian fetta which is Australian
> US diplomat accused of possessing indecent images of children secretly flown out of UK before police were informed: ReportYanks love protecting paedos don’t they
>>224707774beans beans theyre good for your heartthe more you eat the more you fart
One more week of toil before my little inceltrip to Sicily (I'm not actually an incel I just enjoy culturally appropriating)
if i ever have a dream where im back at school, the building is always my primary school for some reason
>>224707806As opposed to the British government?
I'm meeting the real max headroom ahahaha
>>224707718The west has fallen
>>224707814my culture is not your costume
>>224707752His ties to Islam are why I don't think he should be in a leadership position to be honest, but whether it's through him or through other means that's the future of Britain. Can't fight an organized cohesive groupv which contains a unifying ideology with half arsed atheists that want pub and coke and fucking about..
>>224707820Go on?
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to blend in a little harder. Time to make absolutely no effort whatsoever. Polyester. Synthetic fleece. Shiny nylon. Whatever was cheapest on the rail. T-shirts. Joggers. Hoodies. Puffer jackets. Trainers that look like they came free with a broadband contract. No shirts. No trousers. Certainly no nice shoes. Natural materials? Absolutely not. Wool is itchy. Cotton is showing off. Linen is for people who own a wine rack. Quality is NOT the key. The key is looking like you were assembled from whatever was left at the bottom of a supermarket clothing bin. Clothes should be thin, shapeless and vaguely tired. Ideally they should lose their colour after three washes and develop an unexplained bobble across the entire torso. Make sure everything is either slightly too big or slightly too small. Look like a runt. Shrink into your clothes. Avoid anything that suggests you have shoulders. And please, whatever you do, don't look confident or respectable. Looking like you have your life together is deeply suspicious. The goal is not to look good. The goal is to look like you could disappear into a bus queue and nobody would ever be able to describe you to the police. Time to get a move on. Time to gain absolutely no clue whatsoever.
>>224707812Fascinating
I've hit paydirthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RlCe70EJD8
>>224707844I'd love to but I don't want to be locked up
>>224707846This lad takes bummings
>>224707750plane went boom
>>224707867yeah from your dad
>>224707863How would you be locked up for telling me how the UK GOV protects paedos
If a comic book is £247 (used) then they should print more copies. Just common sense innit
sniffing amphetamines
>>224707851the more you fart, the better it feelsbeans should be served at every meal !
>>224707874Dad's still getting one up these days the old devil
got swooped 3 times by magpies today
>>224707879They'd call it a hate crime. I've already said too much.
>>224707893Alri Emma
>>224707906Serves you right for trying to steal their eggs you DOG CUNT
>>224707906bro is a SPOON xD
>>224707814You don't need to be actually involuntary celibate to be an incelI have a gf but still consider myself an incelIt's all in the mind
just got to finish today, then get through tomorrow, then smash out wendesday, then work the day after that, and then one more and it's the weekend
>>224707947You're a fakecel
>>224707947you don't have to be pussy-free to be an incel. Andrew Stramberg is an incel
how do things like that work
2 billionaires donate £72m within 2 days Sounds like a real anti establishment party
>>224707962Earth Rockers
>>224708009gonna cry about it?
>>224708020Might do yeah.Want to suck me off?
>>224708029nah, already had breakfast
Trying to fathom the idea of a thatcherite left
loyalists are bad bad people
when I was a child I thought sex was when a man and woman got naked and one laid down atop the other
Might binge on cheese and crackers
>>224708040Actually based. I used to feel bad for farmers because I thought they were little old men with bad backs just trying to get by but turns out most of them are like Rupert Lowe
https://youtu.be/tfjzxrPUkpg?t=61
>>224708040leftists are extremely mentally ill
>>224707956Gatekeeping freak
if I was a fit 22 year old woman I’d be on onlyfans shaking my arse for £££££££
>>224708066Prefer to be fed solely by zionist american megacorps who dictate the prices to us personally
>>224708100>only 100 job applicationswomen have everything easier don't they
>>224708100journalism master's at Goldsmiths
>>224708118>>224708100after a criminology and sociology degree at nottingham
Just Reacher.
>>224708100i reckon society will start shifting back towards small businesses and self-employment. probably the only way to get a job and make money now that the big corps are all using AI to wipe out 50% of their workforce.
errr
um
>>224708092Sorry Was just kidding
>>224707916She's fit
>>224708100yeah she can't do that because she's not fit. looks like that tranny the bender mongs on here keep posting
Why’s Jeremy Clarkson hosting millionaire. Isn’t he a baddie? Unacceptable really
>>224708100just join a netball team and speak to librarians
alphabet in alphabetical order: HRBQDWXEFALMNSIGJKOPCTVYUZ
just googled "is George Galloway a secret Muslim" and Google shut it down as suspicious activity and tried to make me do a captcha while also showing onscreen my IP and that I'd searched "is George Galloway a secret Muslim", so I closed the tab
>yeah she can't do that because she's not fit
ummers
>>224708179George Galloway controls the world
cheating on ruby granger with her sisteraccidentally spilling drinks on ruby's favourite booksshowing ruby posts about her on tattle lifetelling ruby she was "ok" in bedgifting ruby paperback halo: the fall of reach on her birthday
>>224708009They have the common working man's best interests at heart It is legitimately infuriating how clueless the cattle classes are. The powers that be can go completely mask off because nobody actually cares about the truth they just get worked up over whatever shit the algorithm feeds them, and since Cambridge analytica proved this can be bought nobody even has to try and present themselves as a good individual. Honestly fuck this gay earth.
>>224708136Please everyone watch his and Owen Wilson's new fillum
>>224708050Not too far from the truth really. You were such a smart young man, what happened?
>>224708174I fucking hate old people
>>224708174You can't even give people innocent advice any more. "I'm trying to diet and you're saying I should exercise? So I should do nothing but exercise 24/7??? I'd literally die FRANKLY"
>>224708173I like that Rebecca Gibney she's quite nice for a kiwi
>>224708178What the fuuuuuuuuck? Mind blown!
>>224708203>RunnerCreative!
I want Emma Watson to do a smelly fart in my face.
i think the reason the monarchy supports immigrants is they can't think properly, and when white people think properly, they realize they don't need a monarch
>>224708236I told her you said this and she said she was up for it actually
poo um
i dont want to do this job anymore
There are three ways to get something done. The right way, the wrong way.. and THE GALLOWAY GALLOWAYcoming soon to theatres this summerrated 18
>>224708178Actually how the Hebrew alphabet works, really makes sense once you look into it
>>224708178>H starting with an atarq
Sick of my freak bitch manager sucking the soul out of me at work
>>224708294Nigga that's rape
>>224708290haitch is tarqaitch is working class
we love her
got into road rage with an old man this morning and my sister was like bet you wouldn’t do that if it was a big man. Yeah no shit stupid bitch it’s called picking your battles
>>224708329She done you
>>224708321> aitch is working classHe’s not actually he’s middle class he larps as a street nigga tho
>>224708321Well you're entirely wrong but whatever how could you be expected to know
this is what mousey looks like in my mind
>>224708329Ever shagged her up the arse
trains are fucked guess i wont be going into work today ahha
Asking NHS if they can please kindly give me some propranolol so that I stop worrying that I'm going to explode and die in the middle of the night
>>224708364you'll stop worrying but it will still happende BOMB BLAST
mind if i scream?
>>224708364Did you ever try propofol? Shit was chill cousin.
i’m renting in london and i leant against the wall in the kitchen and it fucking caved in?
>>224708381fatty boom boom
>>224708381big boy
>toilberg with the personal problems again>off Thursday and FridayCANS CANS CANSIn that order, lads.
>>224708381How much was the deposit?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789331131857643.mp4
>>224708381Looks like cardboard on the inside. Nigga living in an Amazon box
this is the average "haitch" pronouncer
where the hell is that princess
>>224708431his name is hunter hearst helmsley and he was a wrestler
>>224708431in another castle innit
Temazapam>Xanax>soma>propofol>etizolam>ativan>sober
Hope one day to be vored by a giant slime girl
Not clicking that am I
wake up in the morning half past 5don wanna be dead but i dont wanna be alive
chat jipiti
>>224708381bro is 500 kg
finished my work for today, just have one gay porn meeting then I can play on my switch 2 all day :3
'berg is NOT happy lmao
>>224708464click that shit
>>224708406son thats gore
h starts with an "i"
chat, je pete
>>224708488I like this a LOT
get in the car rorke
spaki posting gore again
ehbeeseadeeeeheffgeeaitcheyejaykayelemenohpeecuearressteeyouveedouble youeckswhyzed
>>224708501alri Henry Jones Sr
Cody fitting winter tyres on his Pontiac Vibe this morning cursing life in Iowa under his breath
star trek episode idea:starts off as usual but the viewers notice lots of inconsistencies - the crew is much smaller, several ship specifications are different from the established ones, entire sections are unavailable, but the crew plays it off like it's normal. some crew members however start noticing that something is off too, like unconsciously ordering two drinks at the bar for no reason as if someone else was meant to be there, or questioning why is goyslop capacitor maxes out at 4.2 nigawatts when all ships of this class are supposed to easily reach 10.eventually one of them snaps out of it and realises that the ship is badly damaged and half of the crew is dead. turns out they've been attacked by an alien vessel that uses psionic powers to make its prey believe that nothing is happening. now they have to wake up the rest of the crew before the ship gets destroyed and not end up in a loony bin.
star trek episode idea: muppets
>>224708528Those are long in the scrap heap.
>>224708522finished strong
>>224708329Remember telling this old guy to "Chill, dawg" after he was honking and he replied "DOG????" and started barking like a dog out of confusionFunny
>>224708547i say zed as my maths teacher in middle school was english and i never broke out of the habit
>>224708533wasn't that the one where worf thought he was captain because he had a sash
I drive a ford ranger
>>224708559>>224708533no that's the one where beverly falls in love with a ghost
business idea: song about english paedophile murderers but with a muppet in it
Doin't think anyne understnads how happy I am that toilberg's life is falling apart
I make a meal for my friends,Try to make it delicious,Try to keep it nutritious,Create wonderful dishes.Not one of them thinks about the way I feelNobody compliments the mealI got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Went out and had acai for breakfast today. Never had it before. Probably won't have it again. Glad to say I've tried it though.
>>224708587I'll bum you up Jamie Oliver
i heard creg is going steady with your mom and got to second base and gave her a hickey under the bleachers at the kentucky apaches game
He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drinkHe drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the good timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the better times
ricky Hatton killed himself 1 year ago today
>>224708381The famed London experience everyone talks about
>>224708622so did charlie kirk
Pooey female flatulence from Emma Watson's butthole.
>>224708622Hitman. Felt sorry for his boy hearing that. He's the spitting image of his old man. RIP Hitman
>>224708633>>224708381homes made of paper unlike their superior american cousins
I am Charlie KirkYou are Charlie Kirk We are Charlie Kirk, sing it with me now
>>224708622He was a depressed alkie who loved to post about having a wank. He would have loved it here.
>>224708581so a song about politicians then!
Hitman Hatton, Tyson fury, 2 of my favorite boxers of all time
fat ugly neighbour is laughing very loudly. her mcdonalds must have arrived
>>224708646I prefer taking a big shite in her mouth instead
>>224708688I'm tickling her
Morning de lads. First wuppa of the day and new week garn down the hatch real quick then garn for me morning walk. It Monday x
might drink a booze
To be fair if I could kill myself with one punch I would've done it by now
>>224708654Lost to Manny Pacquiao lmao RIP bozo
tfw no autumn gf
>>224708662I shot Charlie KirkYou shot Charlie KirkWe shot Charlie Kirk
>>224708724He had shit club trainers, didn't get a real trainer till laterKys mutt
>>224708757well i didn't, don't try to pin it on me
war criminal or not, you can't deny it's a banger of a choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F64L9h2lAY
>>224708693Faggot mick getting everything backwards as usual.
Mental how many people rationalised their celebration of an innocent man being shot dead in front of his kids by saying he wasn't innocent because he disagreed with them about feminism.
where the yn’s at
>>224708810yes but if you think about it saying things is worse than doing bad actions x
hi can you hear me
>>224708364propranolol literally does nothing, do benzos like a real man
im a straight 25 year old male with a 'bad girl' tattoo on my ribs
This is Jeff Yessir
>>224708823Yes watchoo doon
I will protect you from the Jewish awakening / sarcasm
would racist french girls shag a fat english man?
>>224708843off to bed
>>224708848Id like to eat white dresses holes iykwim
1 cig left to last me about 24 hours as if
>>224708827I take them for migraines and they used to be very good but there's a global shortage of the slow release ones so I'm on the regular ones which don't help very well and I've had a very bad recurring migraine for a couple months now
>>224708850Can i come too
NEW>>224708876>>224708876>>224708876
>>2247088482, 1, 3
>>224708800Lol
>>224708800imagine if you bet on that guyyou'd be seething
