based black man edition
I just came so much bros
I voted for Poilievre.
>>224707395Is that a dachshund?
>>224707289
tfw so retarded it's unreal
>>224707418>Married to a VenezuelanWhy are chuds like this?
>>224707453Part of me wishes Boondocks was still ongoing given it'd be perfect for the past 6 years, at the same time I recognize it's probably a good thing it hasn't been raped into the ground like Futurama or The Simpsons given that last season was stinky.
So I finally got the online ordering of alcohol working using mom’s credit card. Stupid door dash required texts to her phone which would’ve tipped her off or a picture of the credit card. That was a bust.Saucy doesn’t deliver on weekends, gopuff isn’t in my area so no cigarettes.Good ole uber worked though via Uber Eats got some coors light to drink and go pissing a lot.I can only do this once in a great while though, otherwise she’ll notice the charges that I can’t explain away as video game subscriptions.But for now I have alcohol, so I can post without wondering what the point of posting on 4chan is.
>>224707453He's a credit to his people
>>224707586You shouldn't be on 4chan this is no place for children
>>224707441Bankhar, mongolian dog
>>224707586caca
I wish I had friends
>>224707495Pierre Poilievre isn’t a chud at all. He’s married to an Afro-Latinx, he supports mass migration, he likes to play dress-up and pray in Punjabi at Sikh temples, his party’s co-deputy leaders are a Jewish lesbian and a Sikh turban man, and he is the type of cuckservative to smugly tell liberals that “actually we’re the real classical liberals.” He also isn’t even French; he just got adopted by a French family after being born to a 16yo ethnic Irish girl
>>224707565Can’t tell if this was a casualty of covid, or fentanyl floyd. Terrible timing either way
Just drank another milkshake.
>>224707801You've gone too far
>>224707808I'm so fat dawg.
>>224707801Two milkshakes is insane. They don't even do that on My 600lb Life
How about a pilkshake
>>224707800>Can’t tell if this was a casualty of covid, or fentanyl floydYeah it sucks because it easily could've been well-done if you just had the kids grown up with their own families. Alas, sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.
My mom once told me a story about how a literal retard once trapped her in his room and tried to rape her when she was in highschool
And now for something completely different
Just came in my pants. Goobnihgt.
Goodnight /cum/https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLaPtGnJgMU&
Thank fucking god I am not a sub 5 and average height. I still love a pathetic incel existence but it’s not nearly as bad as it could be all things considered. I’m still treated like a human
Why is it so expensive to order a pizza now, I don't remember it being like that when I was younger
My fart smelled like teriyaki beef jerky
mustelids
>>224708185I almost got molested by my dads friend just now, like an hour ago.I can relate to your mom. weird timing
>>224708595Are you an high school girl?
>>224708185Of Mice and Mom
Was going to go to a breakfast restaurant and ask out the cute waitress. But then I thought to myself, what’s even the point? If I don’t get her number it’s another defeat, if I do, we just chat awkwardly until she realizes I have no personality and ghosts me. It’s best to just save myself the torment
something is seriously wrong with my pussy
>>224709405Call your neovagina surgeon
>>224709414false alarm. turns out what I have is called a "penis" actually. still trying to figure out what that means
>>224709427turns out i was wrong again and what I actually was talking about was my asshole. I had thought that I gave birth to a brown infant. the penis is the organ on the front of my body, which i thought was called a urethra but apparently its more complex than that. Thanks guys
when its nighttime i always walk right in the middle of the road so that if someone tries to kill me from either side of the street i have the most time to panic before being murdered
ugly people are not human
Can't fall back asleep
Im ugly and Im proud
I am going to be late for work because my anus is streaming out foul black goo and won't stop
What is /cum/'s (USA, Mexico and whatever) opinion on cum the bodily fluid?
>>224709405>pussy wont stop sneezing women due to allergiesI can’t even leave my house anymore
Trumby
>>224709947everybody knows china has been aiding iran, its an unspoken """secret""" but iran has been supplying china and russia with weapons and fuel for years we fund the enemies of those countries as well
>>224709947Trumpanzee sus, trade wars us, nothing to China for helping Iran target US troops.
we love are blumpfy wumfy
>>224710279
>>224707471know that feel
Politics aside if Trump and Hitler met what do you think they would think of each other for real, assuming they somehow met on neutral ground with no knowledge of each other's activities with no knowledge of each other's activities. I think Trump would walk away thinking Hitler was his friend and Hitler would hate him
>>224710405Sorry I repeated something there, it's because I'm using voice to text on my phone
>>224710405I think Trump would treat him like he does the leader of north korea. Friendly but stand-offish hitler would probably just be hitler, idk, I dont pretend to know people based purely on propaganda 50 years after they died
woke at 5am
>>224710459it's 80 years you're getting old
>>224707495There's like a dozen chuds in all of canada, none of them are in politics
>>224710648I didn't learn about hitler last year retard
https://litter.catbox.moe/ij3gc6.mp4
owl hooting outside
What would happen if the USA nuked Mexico and Candadahow would the world react? would it care? would it celebrate?
>>224710812they'd go 'what the heck'
>>224710812A very unserious question
>>224710812What's Canadada
>>224709947China sells everybody shit, russia and ukraine both for example and the CIA is always having melties about it, in this case looks like iran bought some satellite photos woop de fuckin doo, some filler bs for jamieson greer to talk about on the phone alongside darios latest sheisty turd before the big T-X handshake meeting coming up
>>224710812Why would you nuke those countries when the indian subcontinent and acrica exist?
>>224710709Fuck you bloody benchod bastard
>>224710631And then you spent two hours coming up with that post
>>224710812They'd monitor the situation
>>224710658you have to be an actual neo-nazi who thinks billions must die is a sincere aspiration to be a chud these days
>>224707289My twitter now is full of Japanese people pisting pictures of their onigiris and beautiful clean clothes train cars with anime designs on them and it’s making me really wish I didn’t live in a multicultural shithole…
COFE time broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK4pIRTiEtQ
>>224707289I am still stuck in the CNA class because I couldn't withdrawl and I already wasted my money on it. This is the most useless certificate I have besides the OSHA 10 and the one for pesticides
>>224712206>instagram, japan
bros.. i woke up this morning and asked myselfwhere the FUCK did the Sumerians originate from?
I have gone from "it's over" to "it never even began"
I had an argument with my stupid ass sister I said she fucked me over royally so that's why I am taking her shit box car to these classes and charging gas on her shell card
I failed at life
>>224712514Get in line buddy
>>224712206*brings a Bluetooth boom box onto the train*
I’m begging to think the Philosophical pessimists were right
Teachers always used to say the girls were better than the boys
>>224712436i remember reading somewhere that their language is similar to Korean.
>>224712586There was a study done that found female teachers grade girls higher than boys for the same work.
I haven't seen a McDonalds play place in a long time, do they still exist?
>>224712722They do, but they tend to be older and in mid-sized fly-over cities. Burger King still has some as well. There's one near me that has it, but it's always closed.
>>224712586I swear my 7th grade teachers in particular were sexist as fuck. Aside from my math teacher, she was a grouchy old hag whom no one liked. To be fair THO, boys are far my likely to cause disruption in the classroom and make the teacher's life more difficult.
Is AI capable of reconstructing 3D models of people from their images so that we can fuck them in VR yet?
>>224712890That being said, is VR capable of stimulating touch?
I also remember in high school another old hag that was one of the reoccurring subs. She literally insisted people use the title of "Dr." instead of "Mrs.". Meanwhile half of actual college professors don't even care if you call them by their first name.
This dunya is fleeting
>>224712722makudonarudo pray prace
i remember a kid in 7th grade got caught fingering a girl in the janitor's closet
>>224712930You’re supposed to get your fat wife to suck you off while the VR headset shows you someone to whom you’re actually attracted
It's too early
>>224713042No woman would ever want me to finger her. You can’t suffer
post up
I feel so bad for DBDR
>>224713138I love those kinds of munkies They run around with their arms up, it's so cute
>>224713042When I was in 9th grade, one of my classmates got in shit for fingering a girl right in the open sitting along the wall during gym class. That guy later died of a drug overdose
I recently found out about this horror beyond science’s comprehensionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger
>>224713223It's an infection... slowly turns man into seal...
>>224713223James Bond coded
>WAS... ONCE .. A MAN...
https://youtu.be/SsEO0ugIlVYLOL
>>224712822>To be fair THO, boys are far my likely to cause disruption in the classroom and make the teacher's life more difficult.lol, I wonder what a multicultural zoomer classroom is like.
>>224712822>To be fair THO, boys are far my likely to cause disruption in the classroom and make the teacher's life more difficult.It just manifested differently. The girls were always subtly chatting, not paying attention, and distracting each other; it was simply easier for the teacher to ignore, compared to something like boys getting into a fist fight
Sick to bastard death of the YouTube algorithm seeing that I watch cooking content, and concluding that I must also want to watch veganism content. Idk how many fucking times I’ve even gone out of my way to select “not interested” whenever it shows up
vocaroo your jerry seinfeld impression
>>>/tv/223178666/cum/ mentioned
>>224713693Seinfeld is a funny name in French
>>224713762idgi
>>224713673i keep blocking those ads that show little girls wearing swimsuits but YouTube keeps putting them back a couple days later.
>>224713788>>>/tv/223184057I broke the link, sowwy
9 am to 2:30 everyday for 3 weeks so geniuely fucking over
I'm Hotstuff Watson
how much money would you need to do an extensive road trip across the US
The passengers of flight 93 fought back
>>224714001Travel is often way more expensive than you expect. You’re getting most or all your meals from restaurants, hotels are insanely expensive now, etc. It’ll vary based on your personal minimum standards for food and accommodation, but I find it’s hard to stay under something like $200-300 per day of travel.If you’re planning a really long trip, you could probably save a lot of money by setting yourself up for sleeping in the back of a larger vehicle, and using a membership at a national gym chain for access to showers.
>>224714167Did you know the Israelis got caught trying to bomb the Mexican parliament using fake Pakistani passports a month after 9/11https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Mexican_Chamber_of_Deputies_bombing_attempt
Mentalcels are incels too. We arr tired of being outcasts in
>>2247140016 million dollars
had a dream i subscribed to twitter
The AI market has crashed, right?
Let me tell you boys something about womenSomething about women
>>224714001Gas alone would put it well into the thousands
used to want to take an amtrak trip
all i wanted to do this weekend was show my wife a good time
>>224714377Is this true
>>224714604I like the idea of doing long distance train stuff, but it’s so insanely slow in Canada. Via Rail doesn’t maintain the tracks properly, and rather than fixing anything, they just slow down the trains in problem sections, which is becoming everywhere. You end up with a journey where your average speed is like 45km/h. Far slower than driving, let alone flying
>>224714809With all the delays now taking a train from Monteal to Vancouver can take only a few less days than it did when the transcontinental railway was first built lol. Imagine any other method of transportation having a 48 hour delay.
Women apparently want heroes and not zeroes
>>224714809i know nothing of canada rail, but i would assume some nice scenery. i mainly would want to take a train ride, with my own room, looking out the window. but that is a dream i've given up on
>>224714886Canadian rail in 2026 pretty much solely exists to cater to rich train autists who are in no rush to get anywhereThere’s talk of them finally starting a decent high speed rail network, but there’s still plenty of time for it to get NIMBYed, or shitcanned due to budgetary constraints
hello
>>224714856>four days and five hours, plus unanticipated delayslmao compared to a four hour and 55 minute flight
anime
>>224715073They literally warn you when you book it not to have any flights or anything planned because with all the freight trains getting priority the delays can exceed 48 hours
How hard is it to build and manage a functional rail system in Canada when almost everyone lives in a thin strip along the U.S. border? You can cover almost everyone with a single rail line
woke up at 10:30 am award
Canadians be like>Le Tabernak Du Merde my welfare check has not arrived in muh His Majesty The King of Canada Bank Account
>>224715139The Canadian government is not competent at anything anymore, we're transforming into India both demographically and in spirit.
still thinking about those Sumerians. what the hell were they up to.
>>224715132It’d probably be cool to be largely disconnected from the world for a few days if you got a sleeper with a gf. Being stuck on an economy ticket for like six days sounds like shit tho
>>224715190Burger niggas be like I just made a post to Truth Social
>>224715222*casually invents writing to keep track of their sheep and taxes*
>>224715139>How hard is it to build and manage a functional rail systemsecret knowledge and skills lost to the entire western world. only the orientals can do it now.
pull my finger
>>224715222Sumerian urheimat
>>224707289A Leo wouldn't hurt her cubs!He most definitely did it!
>>224715327Aren’t the Chinese always bitching about being brought over like slaves to build the railways? Maybe it’s always been this way
>>224715327I’ve heard that one of the big problems crippling the West relates to becoming overly litigious. Governments are afraid to do anything in house, so they transfer liability to contractors and consultants as much as they possibly can. These private entities have to pay for their own legal teams, and then they get to charge a premium for taking on potential liability down the road. Unnecessary lawyer bloat everywhere, fewer economies of scale, and it makes everything more expensive.
back the blue or be murdered in your sleep
>>224715532he lost
my life is fucked
the endless noise of lawnmowers
>>224715371this guy knows his forensic astrology
>>224715568and weed whackers and hedge trimmers and leaf blowers, modern suburbs are just as noisy as the city.
Canadian niggas will know the intricacies of American politics going back to the early 1800s, but won't know the name of the mayor of their own city.
It's time to aurafarmear
>>224715468We also have this entire bureaucratic class that exists to study things, then study the studies, then make a new study during the next electoral cycle. Literally tens or hundreds of millions spent before anything is even started.
>>224715705What having zero identity does to a mf
they say hell is other people
I was listening to a British guy on YouTube talking about this roleplaying game he was in and he was describing an old company and as he was explaining the eras it existed in, he said "from the time of free love in the 60s all the way down to the Reagan Era..." and it got me thinking. The hippy free love shit was an American phenomenon, as, obviously, was the Regan Era. Do foreigners really denote eras based on what was going on in America? I mean should t they have their own benchmarks set by whatever was going on in their country at that time? Or does every country just copy Americans so hard that they just say fuck it and use American happenings as era markers
had a great breakfast, 5 tacos de canasta and a small bag of spicy nacho chips
AI is going to kill us all
Good morning
>>224716020I actually laughed out loud Holy shit
did you see that video of the black guy beating the shit out of 2 female prison guards.
Molson's Canada>New Beer Alert: Now from Molson's New Trans Pride IPA! This beer is exclusively crafted by our trans employees mandated by Ontario's government to be employed. Feel all the power of a 2% abv IPA! Please drink responsibly and respect the first nations :)
zoomers are cooked desu
>>224716057https://streamable.com/niexf9
i dont work so ever having a gf in my life is out of the question because women women want men only for the money unless youre dark triad which i am not
>>224716104I prefer being pan fried to be honest with you
>>224716006>The hippy free love shit was an American phenomenonIt wasn't you're just being obtuse on purpose
>>224716057Damn he gave those women ammazz like you wouldn't believe. You can hear them groaning towards the end. Dude was mad polite too www.instagram.com/reel/DUhxwMBAEne/?hl=en
can you even imagine you want a gf you meet a girl and youre like talking about shit and youre just like yeah i dont have a job
Based or naw?
>>224716221Your parents are literally El Salvadorian illegal migrants
>>224716237>video of someone acting like an animal on public transportation >not a single white person in the videoInteresting how that always happens
Not sure if I'll rejoin community choir They start tonight. Concerts are fun but they're ridiculously strict about attendance, call time, and standards considering that half the people there are musically illiterate and are just there to get out of the retirement home on a Monday night
>>224716271Surstroming is unironically white people food
>>224716132DamageThose women probably masturbated to the memory of getting beat by that guy
I'm afraid.....of racism
My ankle is feeling better after a. Solid week of almost not being able to walk on it due to intense unbearable pain
Eating a toast, it's good
>>224716321they probably had sex with him after
>>224716132bitch is trying to make her voice deeper
>>224716356Exactly
>>224716350That's good. I had a sore ankle for a few days a couple weeks ago. Probably ran with poor form
>>224716355It's not "a" toast, it's just "toast", Giusè
UwU
my vape just exploded. call 911
How could you go back to work as a prison guard after getting the shot beat out of you. Like you'd lose all credibility and would be a laughing stock
>>224716459>Yo dere go da nigga that got he ass beat *snickers*
>>224716459why are you applying male logic to women, are you fucking stupid
Trying the famous Pakistani Chopped cheese
being a prison guard seems like the worst job possible 90% of the time you're standing around bored out of your mind working 24 hour shifts and the other 10% you're getting boiling poo thrown at you
>>224716505LOL
>>224716459Imagine going back to work as a prisoner with a 32 year sentence knowing you just committed a crime that has a maximum sentence of 42 years
stop sniggering
>>224716620I laughed, but for women its like Disneyland. Like a man working at a strip club. They are surrounded by dangerous bad boys who are often shirtless, violent reprobates who do as they please. Women love that shit. I even knew a girl that said she wanted to do it to fuck the prisoners.
Reading old posts I made on /v/ in 2019-2023
gooned last night award
>>224716006More obvious one is people calling their older generation boomers when they didn't have a post war baby boom in their country
>>224716620Normally the pay is quite good for what it is
>>224707453>>224707565normies ruined the boondocks. can't enjoy it the same anymore.
>>224716697Go see a doctor about your challenges with mental health.
>>224716974I did and he gave me Lexapro
>>224716980Clearly you need antipsychotics too
>>224716993No I don't chud
>>224716946>can't enjoy it the same anymore.Why tho
fart
brazilians and other people that talk weird languages and are normies make me uneasy
it is now wikumkewiku’s or mate calling time, september 12th to october 10th. the full mate calling moon will be on saturday september 26th, 3 days after the autumnal equinox
There are nerds studying us right now like how wildlife documentarians watch the savanna.
Imagine letting normalgolems dictate what you enjoy
>>224717203gen z might be the most cringe generation to ever exist
>>224717203These are not nerds but something else
>>224717118czy polski to dziwny język?
throw some numbers at me
>>22471730645
>>224717263What does this have to do with Gen Z?
>>2247173066742
>Suffering from guilt over his role in the Iran-Contra and feeling betrayed by Reagan, who, McFarlane later wrote, "approved every single action I ever took" but "lacked the moral conviction and intellectual courage to stand up in our defense and in defense of his policy," McFarlane attempted suicide in 1987.jesus
>>224717306oral cumshot
>>224717277russians are assholes
so is the uk really going to split up
>>224717536what why
Do part time jobs even exist or is that a boomer myth? every job I've worked had me working at least 10 hours a day and usually 12+ hours a dayworking like 4-6 hours a day sounds like a dream
Cristina Hendricks really fumbled the bag. She could've been so much more famous and rich but she refused to ever get them out, now she's old and nobody cares u cazz
He's in the Bilderberg Group.
>>224717570scots and welsh want to be part of the e.u.
>>224717592You work 8 hour days but only like 3 days a week
>>224717592yeah but it's usually not on a set schedule and your hours fluctuate every week so it kind of blows
>>224717602I would still go crazy mode on her floppers though
twenty seven
reading this diary I kept 5 years ago for self improvement purposes. holy fucking cringe
someone's fucking car alarm keeps getting set off
Hi, sorry, any sexhavers in da thread 2nite?I was wondering is it possible to take your penis and put it in a vagina and then take the penis in your hand and stir a little bit insider, do round movements inside of the vagina wallsIs it possible or is it too tight? Or does it depend on a woman?
>>224717692Can't really believe she married this cuccuzz Least he's paesan tho
I keep triggering this morons car alarm to make him come outside but he hasn't budged
>>224717874I dont have a car, RETARD
>>224717570Irreconcilable differences. Plus I think Wales wants to form a solo act like Pete Best
Getting a pizza delivered
Wtf is going on with this thread?
>>224717957what? i like it
>>224717955Well la di da Mr. Frenchman
Is italy white?
>>224718018Celts in the north, Saracens in the southTrvke sons of Alba Longa in the middle
>>224718018of course not
I have haplogroup J2 although
>>224718104hai nessune stronze
I have Haplogroup E1b. I'm sicilian btw
Hello, my name is cooked
>>224718183hello
how do the three stooges do it?
>>224717819it can be done and you don't really need to use your hand to do that but at least to my experience and understanding it's more for her than you. i didn't get much out of it. it is tight but elastic so i wouldn't imagine any scenario where it would be "too tight"
>>224718183French Arab?
when it too tight
>>224718183hola senorita
https://youtu.be/BQN2f2ch5Cs
Nature continually shits out new humans. All you have to do is wait and suddenly there's new young people out of nowhere
>>224718220>>224718374Nice to meet you bros>>224718355No kek
'out of peanut butter' award
I'll lay without understandingI don't know why I feel this wayOh, lay down, girl, take my worldI know why I can't see your face
which genes are the desirable ones
>>224718418I was going crazy on the peanut butter and crackers last night
>>224718432levis 505s
Last time I had peanut butter I just sat on the floor watching tv eating it right out of the jar and pouring honey into it with no pants on just a shirt like Winnie the fuckin Poo
>>224718432Sydney Sweeney's
>levis 505s
>>224718471
>>224718485i look like that and talk like that
you've entered by webzone
>>224718471i bet this feels great doing it at least once but if you do this with any sense of habituality someone needs to intervene in regards to your lifestyle
Have to drive my sister to the dentist
very sleepy
>>224718697i bet she's gonna be really groggy and tired when she gets out of there
>>224718712*HEEMs you*
>indian courtship ritual, Brampton, Ontario, circa 2025
Grimacing after every sip of my coffee because I made it too strong
>>224718832I have to take a shot just reading that
>>224717819>Is it possibleDuh>is it too tightCan't really happen with a sexually mature woman who doesn't have vaginismus. If it got in, you can fuck around quite a bit before it starts hurting her (t. literally made a girl bleed and be unable to have sex for two weeks, visible scars to this day, dicks are underestimated)
>>224718825I was there when this happened
>>224718832i once made mine extra strong and was nauseous for the next few hours
>>224718678I haven't gone full Pooh since that day
>>224718825What does the sign say
Coffee shops have to go through all this flibbity floobidy ass shit just to make their bean juice not taste like excrement
>>224718868why are french women giga sluts?
>>224718933"show bobs nd vagene"
Is It Safe to Mix Aspirin and Alcohol?
Waddup yall it's Sean "Diddy" Combs in the house
>An Ohio teenager who had been missing for 263 days was found at the home of a former teacher, according to authorities.>The now-17-year-old vanished on December 2, 2025, sparking a near-nine-month search for the teenager. She was finally found on August 21 when an agent working with the U.S. Marshal’s Office tracked down the girl at an address in Springfield, Clark County.Glad she's ok. People missing that long rarely turn up alive, especially teen girls
>>224718963Unironically, go to Paris and you'll immediately understand
>>224718985It's not a good idea but it all depends on dosage too. I would not recommend it.
>>224718985i used to have a BC powder and 3-5 beers every morning. the doctor says i have irreparably damaged my stomach
>>224718985Are you TRYING to get Renal failure?
British Columbia powder
>>224719041explain
>Common Symptoms: Feeling very tired and weak, Swelling in your legs, ankles, feet, or hands
>>224719037he sacrificed it all for the nookie
>>224719139*S'ólh Téméxw Powder, you colonist
Millennial Culture
>>224719037>Jobe Binkley, a 48-year-old property owner, has been arrested on one count of interference with custody.>a first degree misdemeanorImagine getting ONLY a misdemeanor for, I dunno, kidnapping a 16 year old for 3/4ths of a year??????
>>224719202doubt it was really 'kidnapping'
>>224719037naming your kid jobe binkley is worse than what lindsay clancy did
>>22471918414.95 pounds is over 28 Canadian pesos
>>224719215on the other hand, even if the girl went willingly i doubt it was only 'custody interference' going on in that household
leos protect their young, chud
geminis drop giant granite boulders on their young, incel
>>22471925516 is the aoc in ohio. He did nothing wrong
NEW>>224719313
I had an encounter with an unknown priest when I was 14 but it was sort of consensual
