Archaeology edition
For me, it's Silbury Hillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OO2PuGz-H8
another job applied for. the circus goes on
>>224708895Sad. It's just ugly people raping each other in that god forsaken land isn't it
>>224708895leftypol begging to have them imported to get our numbers up
Another day in the computer room
>>224708705dumb retard forgot his pic LMAO>>224708674>>224708692>>224708723>>224708742
the younger the better
>>224708895country full of munters
>>224708895Why are they cheesin' for such a sombre topic? It lowkey looks like they're geekin'
dontcare
>>224708876Once started talking about Time Team with one of my mates and he asked me not to bring up Time Team because he used to watch it while on crack cocaine (which he has now quit). Seems like a waste of drugs to watch Time Team while you're on them. Should be listening to tunes or being out in nature shouldn't you
https://youtu.be/X9s8_st4Rw4
got the megasXLR theme stuck in my head
>>224708964she a freak
Remembering when I used to download fake RuneScape stat changers from dodgy YouTube videos just to open them in a decompiler. Since they were so amateur, the hackers hardcoded their own Gmail login right into the code. I'd just grab the password, log into their inbox, and set up email forwarding so I could access all of the compromised game accounts without doing any of the work and they’d never notice. Many clues were gained.
>>224708933um>>224708964wifey material>>224708951you cheesin senpai?
>>224708966I started watching Time Team as i was recovering from drug addiction so I have a very positive feeling about the show.
>>224709001What drug?
anyone got the frasier on?
>>224709011Benzos and opioids
>>224708964what did she mean by this?
>>224708967I'm guessing gay raped by a producer same as Brendan Fraser
>>224709023No but I might have to as I have a mild hangover and Frasier is quite soothing background noise.
British culture
just had a nigger tongue my anus lads
might hobomax in Vietnam
>>224708984Kek that's pretty brilliant. I fell victim to one of those stat changers too when I was like 8
might have sex with an escort
Sissy hypnotizing myself
>>224709085sounds unreasonable
Want to become a Chinese citizen
can't think of a single other person called niles or frasierare they real names or what
>>224709064gagging for it my big white American
>>224709148yeah? and what will you do towards that goal? nothing, that's what.
>>224709163These aren't real people bong
googling that cool king arthur sculpture in cornwallanyone been to the nearby castle?
I want to eat Emma Watson's shit.
Thankful for not reincarnating as a Chinese factory worker this life hare Krishna
>>224709201we know nigga, we been knew
>>224709198i didn't say they were
current mood: :/
I've badly blocked the toilet lads. Dark brown shit water with chunks right up. The water slowly goes down and I flushed it once but to no avail. I'm planning on just flushing it throughout the day until it's defeated.
>>224709163they exist apparently there are 34,000 niles's in india
God's country
>>224709218ktim for the past decade
I want to have crazy sex with a brown Nazi
feels like theres about five people in here atm
>>224709210I know a Kelsey but she's a girl
fuck my "nigga" life
can't think of a single other person called hitler
Lads, Canslad needs a new jobHow do I do interviews
>>224709221Is it a local blockage or further down the pipe do you think? Is it back up anywhere else e.g the shower?
>>224709221Alri Emma
Mousey was right on one thing. Sourdough bread is extremely overhyped
>>224709080yeah same I had fuck all though so he just trained my stats and never changed the password
currently in the car on the way to take my brother to universitytrying to not get emotional
>>224709251grimmers
explaining the the DWP that i have done my time at toil and deserve £70,000 a year in bennies
>>224709251That Irish lad made light work out of Vlad. One left hook, goodnight
>>224709274It's not coming up the shower, I think it's just clogged at the bottom of the toilet, it happens quite a bit, I probably used too much toilet paper.
>>224709282he better be in a shared accommodation. dont want him being a sad loner now
>>224709251
>>224709229and the girls
>>224709298Got one word for you mate: buy a hose
>>224709315>sprays hose down the toilet blasting shit up the wallsThanks mate
child
FAAAAR too many foreign flags
>>224709282Big blue IKEA bags brimming with his bits and bobs bursting out of the boot is it?
>>224709300he is yeah
just what are those crazy kazakhs up to
He was half Vlad's size too
dude scotland lmao
>>224708895leftypol loves this
“niggas” think they’re aloof and mysterious and no mate you’re just weird
>>224709341good lad
>>224709342Scrim
I can speak French look at me ooh la la sock ray bloo
Wish I was going to university today instead of being a 29 year old skinnyfat balding yellow-eyed bad breath toilmong
i was so embarrassed of my parents growing up that i missed out on a lot of core memories because i never wanted to be seen with them
>>224709282so it's finally happeninghope he gets a shag during freshers
Just been Tesco and somehow I wasn’t even counting but my total came to £18.00 EXACTLY and guess how much I had in my pocket? £10 note and 4 £2 coins, what are the chances!!! Incredible
>>224709282tell him to join a society even if he doesn't really care. best way to meet people and you're bound to an activity so it's not so awkward
Another night I'll dream of her
>>224709386you probably made it happen subconsciously
All my experiences during my 3 years of uni were negativeApart from getting one shag and having a few mates
Life is WANK!
>>224709347the actual leftypol response is to blame men in general and dismiss the indian part of the headline
>>22470938618% chance
>>224709229>samosa, niles?
i'm having a sasier
>>224709419leftypol holds conflicting beliefs
Ghostie just roped lads. He told me on discord.
>>224709381you as a toddler walking ten paces ahead of them and putting your hood up
>>224709439i’m sorry i don’t know who that is ok
>>224709439he can't post
>>224709333go on…
no one cocked up their freshers week as badly as i did
I can't do benzos for anxiety because I am a drug addict and will absolutely 100% abuse anything even remotely recreational. I need something that has no fun involved whatsoever so I am limited to propranolol.
>>224709486failed to attain a shag?
>>224709221You haven't been flushing those wet wipes have you? They say "flushable" but they're not. Anyway I'd pour a bottle of bleach down there and poo at a mate's house until it's unblocked. It should shift eventually.
>>224709486i went out once and sat with my lecturers in the pub because nobody else would talk to me
>no woman will ever look at you this way over a reunion christmas pintwhy live
>>224709507failed to leave my room
>>224709497Benzos aren't fun in my opinion but i get addicted to them for some reason
>>224709486I moved to uni and spent first year in a flat right next to a nightclub with my girlfriend that I grew to hate very quickly. I didn't get much sleep and didn't have sex and also had to do all the cooking and cleaning. I'm sure it's a different type of fuck up but it was severely grim.
told myself I'd turn my life around at the start of this year. i've made no progress. we're halfway through september already. that's almost nine whole months just wasted like that. i'll really do nothing, won't i?
got the 'ld on
>>2247095233 and a half months left, the year doesn't have to be a complete waste
>>224709517lol fucking sad case
>>224709523YDN is law.
>>224709527which piece?
>>224709486I shit myself in front of everyone
>>224709523what were your goals, what were you trying to progress towards?
>>224709547your mum's ring piece
>>224709527I had that on DVD and it let you play a french dubbed version with English subtitles so I did that and made the TV black and white so it seemed more cultured
>>224709486i was once battered so hard in a fight during freshers week that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year
hate applying for jobs, might just throw myself off a building and be done with it ffs
>>224709574
>>224709573chuckle
hate when people write up huge paragraphs of life advice on 4chan mate no one is doing any of that shit save your breath
feel like crying because I’m hopeless and sad
>>224709582we are rooting for you
>>224709582ktim its such a grim experience
>>224709593Doesn't use any breath to type something out, foolish post.
got memed into watching frasier and im sorry to report that even for a sitcom its completely mid
seeing a lot of people mention job applications for some reason. it's like mumberg is IN the thread aha
AI generated paragraphs that people will read
>>224709623monday got us feeling down so we're looking for an escape
>>22470962377th brigade trying to psyop you into being a productive member of society
>>224709617horrid little pedant
Jokes on you I dont read any paragraphs All just AI for me, keep it and leave it
>>224709623who say's i'm not? x
>>224709635you want to escape NEETdom? being NEET is the ultimate escape. the grass is NOT greener>>224709640the most productive thing I can do is stay out of the way. something about me makes people aggro
tired of seeing fit women it just makes me depressedwould rather just not see them at all
dennis the gaping menace
>>224709582Applying for a few jobs each day isn't difficult if you have a bit of motivation. It's the least you can do if you're on benefits
it's understandable why i have no mates because i'd really dislike myself too
I need to get myself in the gymJust something to do
>>224709574For fucks sake rorke what did you do to deserve that?
>>224709679lot of unlikeable people still have mates
>>224709677or you could just do 10-15 on the morning of your appointment like everyone else
this was me on graduationwish i never went to uni
you're applying for entry level minimum wage jobs. i have a £70k minimum. we are not the same
i scripted claude to do my job applications and handle phone calls with my work coach so it's all on autopilot now
me omw to work this morning
>>224709759>his minimum is only 70ki'm looking for 200 menever had a call back but one day
>>224709673best place to not see any of them would be your bedroom ahaha!
> £70k minimumBrokieLove the people who earn between 60k-90k in this country they truly think they are apart of the 1% and look down on everyone else despite their day to day lives not being any different from someone on 35k
>>224709817unfortunately 4chan makes this idea officially NOT a goer
>>224709780Me putting my foot down the bog trying to unblock it
>>224709825>not being any different from someone on 35ka couple extra grand per month makes a big difference
Kratom won’t help you get off the junk btw. I know a guy on percs and H and all kratom was was a new thing he added to his repertoire.
>>224709817>what is the internet
>>224709825Depends what they're like, if they spend like idiots then it makes fuck all difference, if they save and invest then they're laughing.
get the 2 factors authenticatedtype the sms codehit yes on the verification apptap the finger recognition dongle
>>224709825This this so much this
>>224709825makes a difference outside of london or the south tbf
>>224709754uni was the best thing that ever happened for me
>>224709759Think I fucked a recent application by asking for 70 when I would have accepted 60 in a heartbeat since I'm barely over 50 now. Would have been neat if I got it though so the gamble could have paid off.
>>224709852horrid little pedant
I never actually came out to my parents they just knew I was gay but they weren't happy about it so we just never talked about it. I used to lie about having girlfriends and my dad would just change the topic immediately. Feels really cringe looking back
>>224709865In London it's the difference between sharing a house with 10 people vs 3
>>224709850There is no such thing as replacement you have to suck it up, eat the cold turkey and then actually want to stay clean. If you've got nothing to live for this is impossible.
>>224709754me in red
>>224709895Never look back. Only forward.
>>224709895I think my mum always thought I was gay because I didn't have girlfriends, but that was just because I was and still am a shut-in.
house sharing is so grim. never going to house or flat share me
Potatoes and molassesIf you can't see 'em put on your glasses
>dissolutionnothing ever happens
>>224709917northern ireland can go to ireland but british separatism is cringe
Was always against slavery but watching Codex do my bidding after a single prompt I can kinda see why people had slaves back in the day
>>224709917the biggest leftists (communists) created the soviet empire, and current chinese leftists are always looking to increase their territory, so its not really a controversial thing for leftymongs to think
>>224709923It's grim at a certain point, was decent in my early to mid 20s when I was living with mates. Much better than living with parents I would sooner die than go back to that. Once you're in your 30s though it is fucked to still be sharing though
Blokes spend all day feeding on political rhetoric fear mongering and then have the cojones to complain about the mental health. Yep mate, I wonder why you feel anxious, mind boggling
my mum probably thinks I’m gay because I’m a 22 year old khhvOh well
any jobs going, lads?
>>224709945Absolutely horrible that those 2 women were killed :(
women are truly evil>broke up with him because he was upset i was interested in another guy>it's his fault lmao
>>224709945lmao remember when they tried to get everyone to start saying 'femicide'
>>224709975posted it again award
>>224709952Ktim
>>224709917The thing is, I am a lefty.But these people think that Wales, NI, Scotland are leftist?If they were independent their rural seats would all be Tory or the equivalent, rural Scotland or middle Wales is just as conservative as middle England.
>>224709963logged on for 10 minutes to reboot my laptop and start some jobs running. going back to sleep and will log back on in about 4 hours
>>224709960You're so young
morning arsewank on the cards?
>>224709917The Irish are the ones trying to annex territory based on some geographical autism
>>224709952you're literally on meds
Update on the toilet: the fourth or fifth flush has partially solved it, the water now goes down. I can see what the problem is, there's a big lump of poo lurking at the bottom, I can see it looking at me. I've dumped tonnes of bleach down and I hope that'll chase it off.
>>224709982no i haven't posted this one
>>224709963Steve my Jobs
>>224709963yeah*turns round and spread my hairy pooey arsehole*
>>224709975Not reading all this
>ride my bike, play football, run 5kmAll fine>sit at workNot short of breath but like, I'm thinking about my breathingThink I have anxiety lads
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789120013695617.webm
any gay bender boys in
>>224710043when you feel it creeping do an internal "roar" that should ward it off
going to start cooking soonneed to dice and onion and mince some garlic and drain some lentils
rab or patagonia?
Investing in Gamestop
>>224710061a wotanic roar?
>>224710013put your hand down there and crush it
>>224710042her bf of 10 years is upset she texted her friend about how hot her male friend isthen on another occasion she liked the same dude's insta postthen she dumped the bf and blamed him
>>224710013Literally buy a plunger you sponge, it'll cost like a fiver and it is an incredible problem solver. You don't need one until you really REALLY need one.
>>224710072i batch cooked 2 weeks worth of food that is now in the freezer.
>>224710046What
Getting loads of spam calls since that Manchester Airport leak, bloody annoying. Worst thing is I've only ever used their website for parking once I normally go third party.
>>224710078no more of a brahmanic flavoured one
>>224710082
>>224709992Me I’m an old man I’d like to do it over boy let me tell u
>>224710078yes you just do an internal wotanic roar as if you were actually roaring but without the sound coming out of your mouth and that stops anxiety
How many hours did you spend alone posting on 4chan last week?
>>224710088sounds miserable
smoking crack
>>224710082He sounds jealous and immature good for her
Been with my gf 3 years but never had a big bust-up enough to dump her off. She's just a bit of a negative person and it's getting at me.
>>224710104Extreme cuck behaviour to have staged ragebait shit like this saved. Put your dick away.
>>224710109you're never alone when you're on the 'chon lad!
>>224710109i'm never alone x
>>224710116Find out why she's sad and help her you dolt
>>224710109Less than one. I quit 4chan over a month ago as part of self improvement efforts however I felt myself getting worse so I said "fuck it" and returned on Saturday.
>>224709985>welsh “people” voting for an English nationalist partyeverything people say is right they really are retarded over there
>>224710085I chucked my last plunger out because it was covered in shit after a previous time I blocked it, I need to get a new one.
>>224709977>>224709964>2020: 62 journalists killed, 4 were women>2021: 55 journalists killed, 6 were women
>>224710113Por que você não toma um café gelado em vez disso?
>>224710109quite a lotrather not say
>>224710111whys that?
>>224710144welcome home lad
it do be like that any fellow twitchers in?
>>224710109our most hopelessly addicted 4chan addicts never answer this question. makes them reflect a bit too much on the state of their lives
>>224710153a saffer who speaks mexican? now i've seen everything!
>>224710150literal femicide
>>224710174Yeah see a magpie around sometimes
I’ve got an ingrown armpit hair absolutely horrible
got my gf to pull an ingrown hair out of my cock once
>>224710191Cut it out
Dementia, scary stuff that.
6pm I will be on my knees sucking cock againyay
>>224710181how do you know they never answer it? you're here every time it gets posted are you? sounds like you're here a lot mate…
any nice women in the North-west area of England here that would like to go on a date with me? :)
>>224710225my gran lives up there somewhere
>>224710221How'd you wrangle that?
>>224710233i was looking at an age range of 26-32 but hmmm maybe i make an exception
>>224710174Went on a birdwatching date with a girl once. Thought she was single but discovered towards the end she had a boyfriend and was in an open relationship which soured my mood. She invited me in at the end but I wasn't interested so said my goodbyes and cockblocked myself.
>>224710225his gran is available: >>224710233
>>224710245What about a horrible troon
>>224710174Seen them green parakeet lads twice in different places in the last week. Noisy little cunts aren't they. Also some geese and hand fed a swan. Like birbs
>>224710223well my post triggered you bigly lol
get the applications sent get the video-call interview set up work the 72 hours unpaiddon’t get the job anyways
>>224710249Lots of jokes to be made here about birds and cuckoos and stuff
Gonna go for a little bike ride 'pon me lunch break I reckon.
>>224710262>lolyou are crying
>Canslad, why did you leave the last job?>CEO's a cuntIs that okay to say, lads?
>>224708984did ye, aye?
>>224710269We saw some bearded tits, I didn't see hers though.
>>224710174Love looking at tits me
>>224710282no you are
>>224710262>>224710282Stop fighting please :)
>>224710286cant think of a single scenario where it would be
>>224710286Say something that's sort of the truth but not exactly. For me it's 'There were changes to the team structure and it wasn't the best fit' which is sort of true, but also not saying 'I was sacked'.
feeling some mild animosity going on itt
>>224710234What does wrangle mean
>>224710289Oo my second favourite bird, love their goth look
>>224710309a small feathered mammal
met a cute girl my age through a family friend then at some point in the conversation she brings up her male friend that she had just gone for drinks withi knew it was over then
Dementia, scary…uhh…forgot what I was going to post.
>>224710309Achieve, get, make happen in this context
rorke
Got a smelly sweaty crotch region.
>>224710299I just said it now didn't I>>224710306For me it's usually 'I disliked the new rule about not nocing the college interns'
>>224710335I would simply hug the bear and maybe die I would have no agency
running on empty lads
>>224710342Alri Ruby Granger
I'm in swanage de lids
>>224710350*fills you up*
Is greggs actually any good or is it just microwaved 7/11 pies and shit rather than actual baker quality?
>>224710350How do the empty lads feel about being run on?
>>224710013Happens to me a lot, used to have to unbend a coat hanger and scrape the sticky shit that planted itself like a barnacle to the top of the soil pipe. Whole bottom of the bog's enamel is scratched up. Such is life for a big pooer
>>224710368*gnaws your leg off*
>>224710350food review!
pulled an all nighter to try and recover my sleep schedule and rn i want to kms
>>224710378hey I need that to walk
>>224710362Alri buttercup
>>224710368 its baked in the bakeriesyou can better quality baked goods if you look for it but the given the price and convenience the quality is good
>>224707088>>224707285ssssc
>>224710350Food review
>>224710368It's worse than an actual baker but decent for the price.
>>224710368if they microwaved them in november they'd be off by december
new >>224710356>>224710356>>224710356>>224710356>>224710356>>224710356
>>224710333Oh. I met him on Grindr ages ago
>>224710350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSiWCKmMow8
grow up
>>224710419SAVE ARE GREGGS
I made the same post as the monkey. I am devastated.
>>224710420Ok well tell us all about him
>>224707068>>224707068>>224707068
just measured my talon it's 2cm
job interview booked lads. i keep winning
>>224710388Same, I got 2 hours sleep last night but I think that might actually be worse than no sleep at all
>>224710358Fancy a sniff then?
