rorke's da and step-ma
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgyjynypq3o"The sun was in my eyes so I drove into a cyclist"Oh, that was careless...Suspended sentence, £500 fine.£500 for a life. The life of a man who had been given the all-clear from cancer that morning.
Alright waiting for that anime list I requested
>>224711732lazy little bugger dont deserve anime
>>224711732What did your last slave die of?
completely uninteresting and unexciting
whats your favourite hoax?
there's nothing noncey about having a quick wank over mio
>>224711701
>>224711742she is pretty
>>224711732There was less than ten, literally just look at them you lazy moomin
>>224711742this the anime i've heard about theni like it
>>22471176411th September
>>224711769why did they give AJ such bigger tits
>>224711764"wales exists"
>>224711773Mugi, surely...Never Yui though. She is precious and off limits.
>>224711779She is 11
>Amy Hunt tells Sydney Sweeney 'this is what a woman in sport looks like' after controversial adthey bloody hate her dont they
>>224711779she did porn
>>224711764women
>>224711808I thought they were a meme
>>224711701joke of a coutnry
nonce hunters are such bootlicking neeks
>>224711779She's 4000 years old
>>224711687Even the BBC has exposed these shops for what they really are, those alongside the phone and luggage shops that inexplicably pop up and are desolved just before the year is outJust because your London barber has found out they can earn even more money on top of the laundering doesn't mean these barbers strategically placed across the country are legit or downtrodden asylum seekers looking to make an honest days wageThe fact you point out they're Kurds which is correct doesn't aid your point given the Kurds are in charge of all the people smuggling from the middle East across Europe as well as a lot of the goods smuggling, obviously Kurds run the final part of the process, they like to keep it in the family
>>224711692>>224711684nothing noncey about k-on unless you want to shag them
>>224711804women hate women that mog them
>>224711834Scan this man's harddrive
*adds >>224711834 to the list*
on the one hand :)but also :/
>>224711849mong face
Playing Skyrim feels like going home
>>224711742>she will never bite your tongue off and blow you upwhy even live at this point
Did you know dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot because dinosaur ears don't have bones?
>>224711849No it's just culture war shit, nobody believes anything you just say or do what gets attention and thus money, it's an ideologyless realm
>>224711875favourite hold?
shaking my bum to the duckula theme song
>>224711764jews wanting to get rid of white people
That Sydney Sweeney ad is fucking weird though for randomly having the Israeli national anthem in it with no explanation
>>224711880yeah surebut she's still hot and that pisses women off
>>224711880imagine being thick enough to think it's all about the money
>>224711804This the same Amy Hunt who doesn't go out on track without half a pound of make up and false nails on?
Having a cheeky maccies aren't I. Yeah I got that BBQ bacon crispy wrap. Better than giving it to the bookies x
>>224711747>>224711755>>224711781Would be quicker for you to copy and paste the contents of the previous thread into DeepSeek and ask it to make the list than send this quippy little replies
>>224711582>Why do we have so many barbershops? Our highstreets are dead and freeholders need every last penny so they’ll just rent to anyone. asylum seekers and refugees who might it difficult to find a job become self employed barbers.that makes no sense, every other business was shut down for excessive rent, so why are only turkish barbers immune? if they were renting to anybody you'd surely see more of a mixthe number of turkish barbers has sextupled in the last 10 years, are they really in that high demand compared to 2015?
>>224711875i've always been in a limbo with skyrim cause i want to play it as vanilla as i can but i feel pressured to install a bunch of mods and end up never finishing the actual game
>>224711849>>224711866Find the down syndrome face kinda hot ngl
>>224711894its clickbait that you fell for
>>224711897I don't think it does>>224711899It is always about the money for these people
genuinely how do you try to get away from porn when tits are everywhere in advertising
>>224711931no it is notmoney by itself has no value
>>224711882Hand hold with a pretty girl
iver!
which side of the women shitting themselves in public debate do YOU fall on /brit/?
>>224711926Not really clickbait if you have to actually click on it to even know about it
>>224711907you should log on DickSuck
>>224711916install sexual slavery mods
>>224711949serana??
>>224711953whichever side most women disagree with
>>224711732watch the following:gurren lagannblack laroonsword of the strangeranohanawelcome to the nhkk-on
>>224711939Pedant it's a proxy for power and ability to do what you want, nothing is about anything but how you feel if you want to go all the way down the line
>>224711953gotta go you gotta go
>>224711907Yea but then you'd win wouldn't you? I'm the one that asked for the recs in the first place so they're my property anyway
>>224711953>losing a race>poo yourself on purpose so it has to resetidea brewing in my head
>>224711977Coomer and groomer shit
all anime made after the year 2000 is slop
>>224711953Already did this whole bit with Paula Radcliffe. Over it now.
>>224711953shitty way to end a race
>>224711978money is only one of many different forms of powernobody is making money off booby downie owning the libs that is happening for a different reason
>>224711997just not true is it
>>224711968Her eyes are a bit scary, got anyone less wotanic?
BABY DON'T CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYBABY DON'T CRY
>>224711968made for BBC (big bal cock)
>>224711906How the fuck do you afford to eat out everyday?
>>224712023>When I'm bored
>>224711911>the number of turkish barbers has sextupled in the last 10 years, are they really in that high demand compared to 2015?Prices have also gone up, apparently supply and demand have no bearing in this market whatever
>>224712001thought that was robert smith from the thumbnailalso this israeli guy's 15 minutes were up YEARS ago
>>224711932just read books, no boobies therAAH
>>224711764covid
5 turkish barbers on every high street all owned by the same family pulling in exactly the same amount each month
Absolutely sick to fucking bastard death of moaning Welsh / Scottish nationalists. Build a fucking wall at the borders and give them their independence, let them fucking wallow in their own self-made filth.
>>224712037He gets top rate UC and PIP plus wages from his comfy part time job. He's unironically beat the system. Fair play to him.
An official statement from the Independence Parties of the UKIt's over
My barber, who is an actual barber of English and Italian heritage sold his lease to some Iraqis that own the shop over the road that sells dodgy tobacco and got knows what else. It's literally directly next door to a Turkish barber but they offered him very good money and now he's renting a chair in another place. It's obviously all illegal but since we live in an anarcho tyranny it doesn't matter what anyone does
Gemorandum of Funderstand
>>224712082>. Build a fucking wall at the borders and give them their independence,tried that but then english people in scotland naturally voted No and stopped it keeping the dying empire alive for a few more decades
>>224712091what about cornwall
I passed by a rural church in Surrey this weekend which was running a tea and cake standThe elderly women there were taking card as they know to not is to dramatically reduce their possible customer baseSo 3 women in their 80's can figure out the importance of this but your local barbershop in the middle of town can't? Just remarkable >pic related, the cake
>>224712111At some point Angus you need to take responsibility for you and your fellow Scots' actions.
chopped my broccoli far to earlydont know what i was thinking i'm not going to be cooking it for about half an hour
>>2247120916 months until mi5 shut them down for being russian proxiesdoesn't matter if they actually are or not, but you have to realise politics is more scripted than hollywood and nothing ever happens
>>224712105Oh yeah forgot to mention that everyone stood up and clapped afterwards too
>>224712091so called celtic 'nationalists' want infinity bomalians in their small fragile nations. deeply unhinged
it's like those pachinko places in Japan where they trade their pachinks for shitty prizes then go next door to a differen't business to sell those shitty prizes for real money to get around the gambling laws
>>224712133best throw it away lad. early-chopped broccoli can be poisonous
>>224712121have you considered that 3 tarqy pensioners might not be as bothered about their profit margins as some young business owners
>>224712135Doesn't apply to the story at all? Your brain is broken
>>224712121shag any of them?
>>224712091>nationalist parties>doesn't oppose immigration from brown places>doesn't even oppose immigration from englandlmao
>>224712135screaming done him>>224712157you've been done
>>224712126timmy from england crying out that english people in scotland are actually hyper nationalists
cant wait for an independent scotland to go full boriswave lmao
turkish barber just flew over my house lads
Playing Pokemon Soul Silver on my Nintendo DS LiteShiny hunting a starter, any would be fine but I'm hoping for Cyndaquil or Totodile because Chikorita is for women and trannies
>>224712152Kek you're seriously grasping at straws now, card fees are about 1% so you'd need to give 100 haircuts in cash to make up for one lost customer who wanted to pay with card
just shut the fuck upno one asked or cares in the slightestwhy is this on bbc front page
Pokemon Blacked or Bleached
This is literally me
english people larping that all of england are neo nazi supporters of aryanism because the scottish parties are as broken as the english ones but that doesnt count cant work out why they do this
>>224712091>Around 79% of the Welsh Government day-to-day spending comes from a block grant provided by the UK governmentmaybe don't bite the anglo hand that feeds valley runts
>>224712222why would it not be news? when amy hunt talks i listen
>>224712233
>>224712222So she's basically admitting to everyone that this advert made her insecure because she knows she's not as good looking as sydney sweeney
wouldn't care if scotland and wales became independent as it wouldn't affect me at all
>>224712233I doubt you are literally a seal. Don't think they make keyboards for seals
Amy Hunt? More like Amy CUNT lol
>>224711897women only hate prettier women if they're in the same environment where they constantly mog them if it's a celebrity they don't care and may even like them
>>224712091anglobros... they've got us surrounded..
for me its amy leefucking great singer
>>224712222bbc news will one day be indistinguishable from mumsnet
>>224712242?all money in the UK according to ONS comes from londonevery place in the uk is an economic drain on the uk apart from london so unless you live in london you are bad for the uk too
>>224712258screaming that's her done
I can't believe Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are going to start "sharing ideas on how to be productive".
>>224712091>Norn IrelandWould cause a literal civil war>Wales Nothing would change, they would just have worse teems from England>ScotlandNational suicide, they would just end up as a theme park for yanks, oil doesn't count for much when you can't process and sell it all without englnd.
>>224712285what point are you trying to make here?
>Prime Minister Andy Burnham is understood to have cancelled engagements for Monday and Tuesday due to the death of his father Roy.rest in piece
>>224712292going to be lurking here all the time stealing our business ideas are they
>>224712298This is what the £180 per year license fee goes on.
>>224712315Tbf at least they found a tart with a nice rack
>I’m fighting plans to house 1,256 male asylum seekers in our tiny village @grok, which party have the people of Piddington voted for
>>224712314Me thinks there's already a Celt or two amongst us..
>>224712285Wrong, the North East of England is economically indipendant and has a trade surplus.
>>224712306>when you can't process and sell it all without englnd.well yes when the government bribes the oil refinery with "green" money to close down that occurs
sir andrew burnham's dad
>>224712255Shows what you know because I literally am a seal using a special seal keyboard made for seals
>>224712338I do believe it's a Liberal Democrat stronghold.
why do foids hate sydney sweeney so much
ken dodd's dad's dog's dead
>>224712338Liberal Democrats
we live in hell
>>224712356>>224712369right. so they deserve it then. let them suffer
>>224712360shes right wing and famously unpleasant to be around
only half way through the day and my chakra is already unbalanced
If Nigel Farage was a mechanic he would be called Nigel Garage
>>224712356>>224712369unironically a smart move the lib dems are pure class warriorsnow their people are being affected ed davey will be advocating gas chambers within a year
>>224712346no no it isnt according to ONSall regions but london and the south east run an economic deficitim sorry you have failed the uk
nth for the gyaldem
>>224712138Oh so nothing different than what’s happening now then? Seen u English mongs on Twitter “oh Scotland must want to fill their country up with refugees” news flash England is the one in control of immigration not Scotland not NI not Wales, and look how well they’ve done in the last 25 years
>>224712377>tech stocks fall after call for ai development to slow downthey appear to have used the "after" when they meant to write "despite"
my life a cringey farce
>>224712395The ONS are full of shite
bradders, sydney sweeney. who is next ffs
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to blend in a little harder. Time to make absolutely no effort whatsoever. Polyester. Synthetic fleece. Shiny nylon. Whatever was cheapest on the rail. T-shirts. Joggers. Hoodies. Puffer jackets. Trainers that look like they came free with a broadband contract. No shirts. No trousers. Certainly no nice shoes. Natural materials? Absolutely not. Wool is itchy. Cotton is showing off. Linen is for people who own a wine rack. Quality is NOT the key. The key is looking like you were assembled from whatever was left at the bottom of a supermarket clothing bin. Clothes should be thin, shapeless and vaguely tired. Ideally they should lose their colour after three washes and develop an unexplained bobble across the entire torso. Make sure everything is either slightly too big or slightly too small. Look like a runt. Shrink into your clothes. Avoid anything that suggests you have shoulders. And please, whatever you do, don't look confident or respectable. Looking like you have your life together is deeply suspicious. The goal is not to look good. The goal is to look like you could disappear into a bus queue and nobody would ever be able to describe you to the police. Time to get a move on. Time to gain absolutely no clue whatsoever.
>>224712360right wing big fat milkers
Fuck up a bag, WhitneyDid it again, BritneyFlippin' a stackThe bigger the risk, the bigger the rack, Sydney
this scares the anglocuk
right well dare i say its nearly beer o clock
>>224712420NO NO NOYou've corrupted it!!!!
i am a tit manthere i said it
I new content, no matter how relevant or irrelevant I crave the newness because
>>224712456youre just a tit pal
all the people who voted for plaid as a protest vote without actually wanting to leave the uk don't deserve to vote, neither do all the people who voted tory instead of reform
>>224712456they are lovely critters i must admit
im sucking major dick everybody knowswhen he cums down my throat i dont spit i swallow
>>224712489evil
>>224712489
>>224712489THIS lured sailors to their deaths? doubt it
>>224712484plaid have repeatedly said they won’t be doing a referendum in their first term, which finishes in 2030. Please stop making things up in your head it’s not normal
storror purged like 70% of their videos because they featured a guy who was sentenced for being a nonce that's fucking mental. lost media
>>224712516they're a bunch of souf cucks anyway who cares
>>224712498you've really made the grAAAaaaAaade
>>224711701>He was a deeply-loved partner, brother, uncle, great uncleBent
but seriously we are all fae somewhere
>>224711742>Soliciting or harassing customers on the street is prohibited by ordinance.Are these you know whats
Have to return to toil (sit in front of laptop upstairs instead of TV downstairs)
Out of respect for Andy Burnham bereavement, Mouse has cancelled today's Twitch stream.
>>224712543what a wonderful method of locomotion these "seals" have
we're all above the midlands line here, right?
>>224712541no mate they're just all lined up standing there for no reason
>>224712568i'm below
>>224712568mate at least three quarters of this thread lives in stockportsomehow we haven't all met up at the chestergate yet
>>224712568I'm gay
>>224712489forever blowing bubbles~cheers west ham x
>>224712568Yeppers
>>224711688I am extremely pissed off Brit I am stuck in nursing assistant classes because of a fuck up my sister did I had to basically trust her with a very simple task now I have 700 bucks gone and only 3500 dollars in the bank after I forced her to give me her 700 bucks and now will be using her car for classes and her gas credit card
>>224712541they're just cosplaying mate
>>224712515The memorandum would not be possible if plaid were not in government, it doesn't matter if they're calling a referendum in their first term or not
>what a wonderful method of locomotion these "seals" have
>>224712568yh
go red team
>>224712588we'd get bullied if we walked in there, you know thatthe chestergate is no place for the group of sensitive young men
you can understand why they censor JAV when you see some of their fannies.
> BREAKING: Andy Burnham has responded after the SNP, Plaid Cymru and Sinn Fein signed a historic self-determination declaration.>The Prime Minister said he is focused on easing the cost-of-living crisis for households across the country rather than on “constitutional debates”How is it possible that this dickhead is weaker than starmer? Just send the police in and arrest them for treason fuck sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXCSRaiJ3Z0
>>224712251Enjoyed this
>>224712624red has strong half pakistani step-sonsblue has strong half black step-sons
Mum stole 9 grand from sister and now denies any knowledge of it. Dad, who has been separated from her for 15 years, is paying sister because he has a soul. Can't see mum coming back from this one desu, think this could be the final straw that gets her completely cut off.
>>224712285Yeah but theyre not asking to leave you mong
rorke just bought a jet
>>224712635what specific law did they break?also why haven't you called for the goverment to invade africa, the us, canada, india and australia for treason too?
>>224711843Just so you're aware - my main issue is the unjustifiable hysteria from the media and politicians. Well done to the BBC for doing a bit of investigative work but I was expecting the takedown of some massive international money laundering cartel and >10 year criminal sentences.>>224711911The rises in energy bills (100% increase since 2019), cost of hiring employees (50% increase) and business rates are the main factor for business failures. The past four years unti now have been the best time to negotiate a commercial lease.Barbershops are a convenient choice because the Home Office only fines business owners for not checking the status of other people they wish to employ. And the most important bit:>Under the Immigration Act 2014, mandatory "right to rent" checks apply strictly to private residential accommodation where the property is used as the tenant's only or main home. >Commercial Exemption: Commercial properties, retail units, and industrial leases are entirely exempt from these requirements
>>224712635because he's not against it. catholic vengeance
>>224712635cry more little anglo faggot
>>224712665why'd she have £9k in a shoebox ffs
>Famous Japanese porn actress Hana Kuraki found dead from suicide at age 25
>NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland say the future of their nations "belongs in the European Union" as they call for independence from the UKhahahahahahahahaha
BRING IN SIKHSBRING IN HINDUS BRING IN FILIPINOS
>>224712709welp. time to delete her stuff
apparently all the lads in jav are yakuza guys
which pair today then?
>sister signs me up for CNA classes >Even after I told her not to >Scream at her for an hour because being a retard>She gets pissy and cries>Too late to withdrawal >Tell her I won't pay 1/4 of the rent anymore til she gives me back my 700 dollars does it >Tell her I will drive her car and use her gas card Damn only benefit is free gas
>>224712709never heard of her
>>224712709welp time to download her stuff
>>224712724Of course a yank wouldn’t get it. Why are you even here?
>>224711688Thread Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOGSYYUqJSI
I can't liveWith or without you
>>224712690It was borrowed from inheritance nearly twenty years ago in the understanding that it would be paid back, and then just never was
>United Kingdom? Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland sign agreement demanding independence referendums from England.
>>224712724
bodied that dickhead
>>224712738you've already posted it mate restructuring it won't make this blog any more interesting
>>224712635tony blair abolished the crimes of treason and sedition there's nothing he can do
>>224712737None of them for I am white
i get that Scotland has oil so they'll probably be alri but what could an independent Wales and NI possibly offer EU trading partners
>>224712736no wonder kiryu shags so many cabaret girls in the games
>>224712771yeah so tough anthropomorphising your country as a battered housewife lmao
honestly reckon the english would be better off without the others wtf even is welsh nationalism anyway
>>224712771russia will ally with scotland and store its Atlantic Wagner group in Kelso
Cornwallsisters...
>>224712312RIP
England cannot survive without Scotland.
>>224712801>wtf even is welsh nationalism anywayenglish outafricans and muslims in
>>224712801we used to firebomb english holiday homes in Wales in the 80s and 90s now it’s more about trans rights and palestine
the commonwealth is facing an existential threat
too fucking warm and humid
>>224712801kys anglo
>>224712771>we want independence, fuck england>okay we won't help you then>aaaaaaaaaieeeee help i'm being abused
100 years ago england ruled 1/4 of the worldnow london is majority indian and it cant barely hold on to her oldest colonies
andy burnhams dad has literally just died and these Celtic pricks are pestering him about independence do they have no soul
Hate when you do a shit and feel empty just to feel like you need another later
>>224712665The working class are baffling imagine breaking your family apart over 9k lmao
>>224712842uh no please redo your close reading
>>224712709RIP, don't think I've watched any scenes of hers
>>224712863no idea what this means unless you are an oligarch 9k is a great deal of money
ok but you can't keep the pound as your currency
>>224712847Lets be realistic about this because it was mostly biomass land and trading outposts
>>224712891>9k is a great deal of moneyIt's a third of a year's wage for most people It's nothing
Scotland and Wales would make good 51st and 52nd states imo
>In 1994, Lorena Bobbitt was found not guilty when her defense argued that an irresistible impulse led her to cut off her husband's penis.
>>224712918what would be good about them
>>224712918what about England uwu :3
>>224712918would probably treat us better than England
westminster been abusing wales and scotland for far too long
>>224712665We sure it was mum who did it?
waiting on an email got me feeling like i just asked a lass if she wants to shag and im getting ghosted
>>224712891in today's economy? literally pocket change
just did a very satisfying piss but then stepped on catberg's bowl on the way back to my smelly bedroom and cut my footrough with the smooth like
>>224712957thank you
>>224712624Why is Tilehurst noted but not Readingodd
>>224711742Wow
>>224712988hows the cat feeling about this turn of events
>>224712665get on jezza kyle
>>224712978Talking pounds here not yen, Chang
>>2247129789k in change would be extremely heavy
>>224713022a comedian, huh?
>>224713015thank you for this 7 year old screenshot of an article for a politician who is probably retried now in egypt
>>224713010
screamshot
dlss 5 looks cool
@grok how heavy is 9k in change
>>224712665Grim af
The English bastards huv been leeching aff Scotland fer too lang
Wish I had an Armenian gf :(
You say 9k is nothing but you would be on the phone to your bank if you suddenly lost 9k from your account, or if you lost 9k in cash you certainly wouldn't think it was nothing.
>>224713101They really count talking like this as an actual language separate to english btw.
sri lankan gf 2026
>>224711742Think she still does the Nippon YAAYAYAYAYYAYAAAHOOOOAAAYAAAAHA cry screaming? Might be worth getting one that has taken 1000 cocks just so they don't do that
rorke trying to barter with the subway employee by trading the sandwhich for a goat
Assuming we're leaving Scotland to themselves, how many coke heads does it take to run an offshore oil rig?
Chumbawumba
>>224713101Gp
Drinking the ultra vice guava monster and it tastes like salt waterShan't be getting this flavor again
>>224713147who is it
i hope they all leave and fail spectacularly
>>224713194Not telling
>>224713205i cant imagine the EU would ever accept them. they want contributors, not leeches
trvthke
The Stone Roses
>>224713230They'd probably take them in just to score some political points
>>224713232She's fit
Got 34K in the bank I doHoping to have 40k saved by the end of the year but idk
>>224713232Yeah thats what happens:)
>>224713232we are utterly boring people compared to women, just the truth rorke, don't blame me
>>224713232I'm going to force-feed you aquarium gravel
>>224713232>marry a 30 year oldmillennial women still think they're young
>>224713122That anon gives off ethnic vibes imo
>>224713230>Spain >Poland >LITHUANIA YeahContributors Not just holding it over those flags on 4chan jnt when they are ze German flag ze big booss. Mr big man Europe is a failed state btw
ate some comte with my hands and now my hands stink but I didnt expect them to smell so much and I've already sat down. quite the dilemma
>>224713280Its too divided and easily manipulated by outside powers
>>224713284quite the dilemma you've got on your hands indeed ha ha
bored and retarded
>Daaad stop saying "poggers" it's not even recent >You fell off dad
>>224713280all inducted at the height of EU power and wealth and also while the UK was still in (one of the biggest contributors). it wouldnt be an easy decision to have 3 new nations added that will immediately require countless billions to stay afloat
adding more countries to EU is retarded anyway. the whole block can be paralysed by literally one country
So My Bloody Valentine actually means bloody in like the British meaning because theyre british
>>224713329Oh fuck off I didn't even read your post I just realized how fucking boring this is
>>224713306haha lol
>>224713354bender
Boris
No difference between being in the UK and the EU anyway and idc but maybe have a bit of loyalty instead of being a river crossing boat taking yellow back EU slave
yawn politics
>>224713376wave
>>224713376Turco-khazarian mongoloid with a bowl cutA vile homonculus
the new>>224708876>>224708876
>>224713202twink feet
>>224713417die
>>224713417fuck offreal new>>224707068>>224707068>>224707068
>>224713445>>224713445>>224713445
>>224713232>men do what they want (which is usually something simple), and women do quirk chungus shit for attention