holodem edish
>Thousands of Lord of the Rings fans from across the world descended on a park to celebrate the UK’s first Hobbit festival. >The Weston Park estate in Staffordshire was transformed into "The Shire" for the four-day Tolkien-inspired event this week. I was there, were YOU?
How many hours a day do you spend alone making the same posts on 4chan threads?
any runty incel ghoul man in
>>224715507well they fit an archetype that can be observed in basically every developed country on planet earth so yeah that's understandable that you would think that
"take your own advice" (usually because they don't want their improve their shit life, but in this case, not wanting you to) when one says to leave this place when they are here, is the safest bet possible And they love safe bets. It's a part of their projectionBye
you have no fucking idea how much potential you have
Miss when mocking wiggers was normal
>>224715539how lovely about it
I never spend time posting on 4chan alone. I spend time posting on 4chan with mates.
>>224715544more of a vile slug here
They either leave and they can cope or not have to deal with it, or they don't leave and they can cope and then manipulate you Doing anything at all is better than being near these skinwalkers. Leave before you end up in constant misery, which they love They have never had sex and will never have a girlfriend. That's why they are cucks, btw (lol!)
Escorts are less maintenance than girlfriends and basically do the same thing right?
nth for the gyal x holodem
wont name em its off topicbut I dont get abuse here over my football team like I does on /sp/
>>224715544yessir
>polls show a 60% support for independence in northern irelandBurnham said he would support a referendum in scotland if they achieved a 51% support in pollsIt's time for a united ireland
>>224715599IT'S OVER
You ever consider that women probably sometimes in their girl group chats say shit like "my minge smells today :/" and all their mates say something like "girl u need femfresh fr queen" or somethingI think it's likely that it happens because it happens in the group chat with my mates but about balls and knobs
in the book I'm reading they end all their letters like "Your most humble servant, [name]" so i might start doing that with work emails. I remain, Your most humble servant.Anon
>>224715651Did the unelected Catholic push for a unified Ireland?
>>224715618/epl/ should be called /godsix/irrelevant 14 and non-league should take their business elsewhere
there is no there is no there is no god but ella which there is anyways and muhammed is his message which he is and he always was anyway
>>224715699r/prisoncels
going to have a lil hour nap
>Westminster's time is coming to an end, Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish leaders sayThis is because you didn’t go to war with Iran btw
Piehead shops at NETTO LOL
>>224715699>fish fingers and spaghetti:/>fish in panko breadcrumbs and ramen:D
staying weird, being different me
>>224715539I want to fuck that hobbit on the left in that costume more than anything else in the world
>>224715728i'm sure they can handle iran without our help ok
>>224715760xx
>*starts aggressively hitting the whip*
EW fans shop at Aldi. They get good service, excellent deals, quality products and support the highest paying supermarket in the UK.
cheers /birt/
Hate it when people say "on accident"
>>224715733piehead gets meals on wheels mate
>/birt/
tranny “nigga” really shilling for a grocery store omdz
>>224715733what's wrong with that? you against poor people now?
>>224715790Yeah it's the same as "I could care less" it makes me think they're a stupid retard
>>224715788Girly, you NEED a fringe!!
Piehead's mum popping into Sports Direct to get him some "smart" Slazenger joggers for his job centre appointment LOL
gymtoil complete
>>224715528based edish
>>224715823blakeney doesn't think so
love how EW shows up in the thread and heems piemong
Can someone make me a cup of tea i really dont fancy getting up
rorke farting on people of colour whilst screaming 'gas the biomass'
Mousenonce having a quick wank over the rabbits and fish in Pets At Home
You'll never have a stronger orgasm as when you use your own shit (has to be your own) as lubricant
>>224715880it's 4.30pmtea's a morning thingthink it's time you grow up kid
>>224715597being cringe is free
>>224715898right well then
>>224715906bizarre post
>>224715918
that's leftypol done
>>224715862
any oxytocin deficient man in
>>224715937nigga's genuinely a cartoon villain at this point
>>224715539strange this is the first time that's happened
>>224715898I love science
>>224715897Why did you turn on Mousey he talks so bigly about you in his streams even though you wanked off Kyle Ebin!
You lads going after Oasis tickets then?
>>224715973how does the dick get in
I am an obese alcoholic
>>224715906Afternoon tea?
Just realised I don't deserve to be hereI'm above /brit/ as a community and sharing a space with some of the grotty freaks that post here
>>224716002Pay hundreds of quid to watch a washed up pair of dickheads that hate each other sing shit songs to a stadium full of cunts? Yeah of course.
>>2247160021 good album 30 years ago
>reality: morning lads>Simulation: morning de lads>Simularcra: morning de lidsAm I getting this right?
>>224716002no they're shite
giving the Falklands to Japan
finished turn a gundam, what did I think of it
being scottish in 2026 uk is starting to feel like being a jew in 1930s germany
when you need to scratch an itch you cant reachhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789276434829529.mp4
Trying to build up the impetus to do bouldertoil after work. My mate that also goes is on holiday so I have to go on my own like a grotty little incel freak
>brit flag links to /gif/no thanks faggot retard
>>224716114That can't be good for you
and that's the last 15min of browsing data deleted
You're going down for this
>>224715937howl
>>224716160daily struggle
Ptbtoil tomorrowThey're changing a lot of perks
Nothing like a glass of whiskey and a cigarette to end the day.
Lots of sweets and crisps from 1991 you can look at it. Double Decker was 25p and that's 59p adjusted for inflation they're £1 now and smaller ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVmN8HvYLo
the other day I saw the first minister of wales in tesco and today he's publicly conspiring to destroy the united kingdom
>>224716289tony blair ended this
indians are onto something. eating with your hands leaves you feeling less full than if you used cutlery or chopsticks even if you have the same amount of food . it just feels more gluttonous and you can pick up all the dregs and your run your finger round the side of the bowl for maximum flavour if you want. nothing wrong with it.
Wanking to dead pornstars = Rockstar Vibes...
>>22471628932p for a fat Yorkie wtf!
scots be like TOO MUCH BUCKY I SHAT MASEL HEN
>>224716289The only defunct sweet I really miss is the citrus polos. They were so fucking good and I don't know why they have done this specifically to me as their biggest fan. Big polo need to be put out of business
>>224716289the past is a foreign country
>>224716323ye but back then 32p was 2.40
Skyrim Rorkeson
>>224715539feet
>>224716332I remember at one point they sold the 'Polo Holes' as well, small round mints in a plastic tube
gg frickin easy daughter or hey dont say that son?
https://youtu.be/OJSGMGfR8u8
>>224716289>Los Angeles Raidersok this really is an old video
>>224716357need to see if the girl or guy this is referencing ar ehot
>>224716337Literally
who is behind this psyop and why?
> Green party leader Zack Polanski speaks Urdu while campaigning in the Holborn and St Pancras by-election
>>224716392Jews
>>224715615Better English then most of the US tbhdesu
Got the seal on
>>22471634332p back then was 76p in current money
>>224716317love kpop sluts
>>2247163637 missed calls from timmy
>>224716407integration innit
>>224716392curious
thoughts on this cardiff memorandum bullshit? open secessionism should be crushed like China would do
done a few very sloppy poos with a green tint today. bit like mint sauce. what do the /brit/ poo experts think?
Nuke Glasgow. Will anyone even see the difference?
>>224715539>Weston-under-Lizard
>>224716479aids
>>224716479sound normalmine are really light coloured and smell strongly of blood
>>224716451yeah mate i'm sure that wont cause any problems if we start arresting the heads of political parties for expressing the wrong sentiments. definitely won't push people towards them at all
>>224716387https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgAVoL49H3M
>>224716479Arse cancer and Alzheimer's You have three months to live
>>224716289I miss dark chocolate bounty like you wouldn't believe
>>224716514i shagged your mum up her fat arse
printer has been giving me grief and i've only just managed to print something off
>>224716510True but have to do something
>>224716512one of the worst things i've ever seen and i watch every bradley /gif/ link
>>224716503Probably your liver giving up
>>224716289posted this last week and didn't get any replies and this gets fucking loads
the poo experts have logged on
>all those iconic cities and then some random shithole at the endbafflinglikely a woke decision
>>224716552why? they'll do nothing
>>224716569knobworth
>>224716540would tongue her serbian shitbox post-match
what’s up with all these fat fucking bastards posting their jab transformation as if it’s an achievement or something? Like they put in hard work or something
https://x.com/ronwaddles/status/2099216160084435041
>>224716569knebworth is their home town you twat
>>224716540would do anything to worship her arsehole
>>224716565good posters copy, great posters steal
fucking sneezing again, how? i hoovered yesterday
>>224716609Got to have some side effects the ol jab
>>224716569slane castle isnt an iconic city
>>224716609don't look xisters
>>224716609We're getting to the point where people are incapable of doing anythingEverything needs to be outsourced to a third partyCan't even lose their own weight ffs
>>224716600she's a croat
>25 degrees next weekDIE! DIE! DIE!
I need to go to Japan ok
The poo experts have logged off
>>224716654lets be really honest here - is there a difference?
Wife is morbidly overweight. How do I tell her without it getting it turned round on me? I still love her but our love life has died.
>>224715782Kek I am going to start doing this I decided to stop thinking, about 5 minutes ago and before I went on 4chan btw I am thinking so bad all the time and taking it to the worst places. But I saw something today that told me I am just being negative. So continuing to think (except with family, which will cause that be better figured out) is just going to be me thinking negative things all the time. I can stop thinking and come back later and judge then for whether I should be in a good or bad mindset
whats up with these edible websites? Assuming they are just a scam but I dont get how they can operate especially with all the meme Instagram people advertising them
>>224716682corr
you can't eat a website
>>224716657konnichiwa
>Cinna threatens Emiru with a 360° fart
>>224716704websites are digital any that advertise themselves as edible are a scam
Can I come?
>>224716723Hi?
Why are women so hot
there has got to be at least one person who is the stupidest ugliest most useless cunt in the world and how do I know its not me?
Would you all watch `Mouse` doing a live Twitch commentary on early Beatles biopic Backbeat (1994).
>>224716738because it's me
>>224716738sacked tranny exists
my life a gay porn
hmm
>>224716693
>>224716738the stupidest ugliest most useless cunt in the world would not be having thoughts like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vylhjf9EOYY?is=Y5Vh7fGLxMcEO6LzMambo is gonna be alright too
needy streamer daughter or mlp brony son?
feels like it should be pie night
>>224716760Kek if this was a woman like "here's your back yard youll be living in (my back yard)" I would cum >>224716769UwU
>>224716614hate to bombard you with trivia but oasis are famously from manchester
>>224716781well it's not
right well its been renamed on google maps
>>224716656it lush, a final send off to green england
>>224716773How about being a good parent instead
>>224716797Scream, if you are in America you only see the new name
just sent a message to toilberg on teams and he's gone quiet makes me terribly nervous when this happensfeel like he's going to hit back "but that's wrong you colossal retard" we play the waiting game now
>>224716797brighton spotted
>deci... Trees Kek you just know they made that name up before they counted all the trees >>224716821Wait this is literally Nazis
pulling me shorts down and having a bash
Same as it ever was
rape me my friend
Americans are fat and eat cheese burger
Zia knew better than to tweet about Scotland and Wales trying to leave the UK, he’s smart I’ll give it to him
for me it is chubby girls in high waisted jean shorts
>The video assistant referee officials who allowed Erling Haaland’s winning goal in the Manchester derby on Sunday have been stood down from their responsibilities.
Mad how I mental gymnasticsed myself into that guy getting fisted being him not me and how I just realized it was because that would be sad UwU to be there watching him get fisted
Rorke receiving his state provided girlfriend
worried about the state of the british isles if the UK as it exists now breaks up, they already have a looming threat from Argentina in the Malvinas you know
>>224716889>Dear diary, ...
the 9/11 jumpers only did it because they thought there was cheese burger at the bottom
dont see nowt wrong with irish unification, let the republic have the north, its shithole anyway
it hot today
>>224716959You can't bring r9k up btw They can only bring people down. Why because misery loves company Hope you weren't here positivityposting trying to change them Now look at where my hand was
>>224716963this is true
>>224716991
>>224716773needy streamer daughterthat was a good game, the anime was very visually impressive too.
>>224716997nobody mentioned r9k
>>224716970don't think I'd get this reaction
right well that's another Monday where I haven't gone to the disabled peoples social groupI'll die alone at this rate from incel disease
>>224716991>
>>224716722Exceedingly high iq post
>>224716991right um
>>224716997was just saying this down the insane asylum
If Nigel Farage was a mechanic he would be called Nigel Garage
>>224717047no he wouldn't, he'd still be called Nigel Farage
dear diary some neek just replied to me on 4channel should I smash his head in
>>224717029Just hope someone posting nice things wasn't near them freaks, because eventually it would make 1 less positive person
um
>>224716956Shut up you arselicker
rube sleepy
>>224717065ok
>>224717092why does she look like that
>>224717077i do support irish reunification thougheverbeit, what they did to the irish was disgusting
Rubes looking a bit like melting cheese
>>224717107Support deez nuts you retard banana brain
A strong black woman taking a confident stride forward. It’s got the gam-clan up in arms - and I love it.
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey is embarking on a stand-up comedy career and demanding people in his Discord write jokes for him
>>224717132:/
>>224717092lindsay clancy-coded
>>224716816>How about being a good parent insteadneedy streamer daughter it is>>224717017I gotta find the time to play it once I've cleared my current backlog
>>224716289more and more I feel sadder that I didn't take enough photos of my neighbourhood growing up
well i think oasis are shite
rorkes mum going on his computer a week after she found his body hanging from the ceiling and finding terabytes and terabytes of ai generated voluptuous black women with skinny white boys
Reason #2, which would've sounded noncey before, why
on my way to the third escort of the day
>>224717132Be nice to them. Who else is going to deliver our food on deliveroo and clean our toilets? They’re providing a service
>>224717221ok
>>224717221project on
>shitstralians
>>224717237say hi to him for us
>>224717221That's leftylol hahaThey seething
>>224716991uh, diego... what if one of your tennants sees this...
any man watching big brother tonight
>>224716682hide in a bush with a blow gun and an ozempic filled dart
fucks sake just missed itwhat was it
literally giggling to myself in my chair in my incel lairgenuinely going mentally insane lads
>>224716930>....until Saturday
>>224717247two dozen different nigerian women turning up to his funeral holding beige newborn babies, all with his distinctive receding chin
>>224717289this
might pretend to be skint so my bastard family stops taking my money
Climate change is non-threatening and not man-madeCovid is the cold rebranded to boost militarisation of the West and big pharma-led overhaul of consumption habits of us peons9/11 was the "new Pearl Harbour" outlined in the strategy of the Project for an American 21st CenturyImmigrants pose no problem whatsoever.
>>224717305de bebbies com to pay dey respects to mr chod
Need to ask women out
>>224717311sonion
black pussy killed rorke
>>224717245Go back to england you fucking retard
>>224715528Is it bad they at 24 I am starting pilot training because I won't be done til I am 27
>>224717311shitty situation
Right so that's them obsessing over race mixing again
>>224717295love this feeling
Unironically don’t see the point of leaving the Union. Literally no difference between anyone on these isles anymore except for accents t. Scot
I love black women
I get aroused by women being pissed on and drinking piss
>>224717370it's over when we say its over, Angus
>>224717142
>>224717276Council estate niggas are actually very snobby it's just a reverse snobbishness that extolls lower forms
>>224717347Fuck you kill yourself im a Dubliner who the fuck do you think you’re talking to
>>224717370do you think scots are still gonna be doing the braveheart english hater gimmick in 50 years when the uk is 20% white
>>224717370your second sentence is the point of leaving
>>224717391scream
>>224717347>>224717395now kiss x
>>224717348nope, just don't fly the plane into any buildings or jump out while your co-pilot is at the wheel
>>224717399hopefully100% of all non whites in the uk were let in by english people
squidward
>>224717395Oh sorry, I stand correctedGo to england you fucking retard
>>224717142rorke on his metamorphosis arc
>>224717418Ha ha ha but nah I am kind of angry once I get this CNA program over with my grandpa agreed to help me fiance it he says he wants me to have a fall back plan for if just in case he dies or I get rejected
I saw a black schoolgirl with a white wig on and she looked cute in it. hopefully she was overage because she looked so brat
oh right we’re doing that thing again are we?As an Englishman I have to say Scottish, Irish and Welsh people completely mog us, they are taller, richer, more handsome and have massive dicks. I would happily suck them off.Signed Englishman
>>224717444Go to Greece you dirty brown little hairy Norwood victim
as soon as sir keir starmer left his seat everything went to shit
>>224717469go on, say the line dtfib
>>224717444>I stand corrected larping ESL irish people would never say this shit
How much time do you spend alone posting on 4chan compared to talking to your IRL friends and family?
new
Finally found a church I like they've got an evening mass with candles and it's somber with a big organ playing instead of bright early morning with happy families and smiling people
>>224717505I don't have friends I don't talk to my family and 4chan was probably trying to trick me into talking to my bitch mum which I was just gonna ask sister about
I don't really feel anything towards Scottish, Irish or Welsh people but I've met a couple and they've been alright except when I was in Cardiff with my ex gf who went to visit her dying grandad someone called me a fat cunt and I don't really know why (I wasn't fat)
>7 partners is not a lot i've had well over 100 partners tehehe and stopped counting after that. Most were by the time I was 20.mad how they are just outing themselves as ran through hags
The welsh can never make good music though. I will never listen to the manic street preachers. Cunt music
>>224717505my owner doesn’t let me out of my shed
>>224717530>I will never listen to the manic street preachers.kek
was watching gay porn and one of the gay porn actors was like 'i love that big dick' and it made me realise i dont love gay sex or penises, but i love gay porn
>>224717529Some women saying this I would not be surprised (or bothered) at all
>>224717511larp larp larp sahur
>>224717543we love her dont we folks
>>224717553they should start casting more women in gay pornit's about time
Never noticed the "here comes the crystal" line in that talking heads song
>>224717465>>224717492Uh oh, melty
>>224717599they would lose a long time fan
>>224717598we certainly do bruce
YOU'RE SEETHING
my saves in bg3 take up 13gb wtf
>>224717646>>224717646>>224717646
>>224717598not me shes very mid and I dislike her piercing
>>224717511My local church is pretty boring it’s no older than 30 years but there is a 12/13th century Norman castle nearby which has a cool little chapel inside it. It’s one of the maddest things ever proper ethereal feeling when you enter it it’s crazy
