Untamed Negress EditionPrevious:>>224719313
She had coffee and a fruit salad dish. She could have had anything she wanted
Nun tene kapa pe shcuola, fra, tene 'a kapa pe fare GUERR '
But no seriously when the janny list was released some of the email accounts were .is email names. They tried black holing this
>>224724517Would
the annoying thing about 9/11 is that everyone has a 9/11 story
stood behind a realy hot black girl at chipotle. she asked for extra beans
>>224724685>On 9/11 I was 5
If you could have sex with any fictional character who would it be? Movie characters count if you can't get off to drawings I guess.
How did Canada react to 9/11
>>224724767you'd fuck ben10s sister
>>224724685Yeah that really is the annoying thing about it. Not the 3,000 deaths or the global subversion and subsequent millions who died in foreign conflicts manufactured by Israeli false-flag attacks. It's those boring stories people have.
>>224724767I'd fuck Legoshi.
I hope I see some hot babes in the Swedish class. I will ask them if they need help and they will say "uhh no leave me alone"
>>224724767>>224724790No I would pick Azula because she's pretty enough but her particular kind of insanity is really hot to me
>>224724784we helped Americans out immensely. food and shelter to all the grounded american planes. we also sent some of our bravest goyim to die in the resulting charade in Afghanistan. for a country that barely spends any money on our military we gave a ton of resources to help kill goat fucking peasants in caves for 20 years.but it was worth it because the Taliban...controls...Afghanistan again?
>>224724517Im hard
desu you're all retarded desu. rowling doesnt give a flying fuck about troons either way she just knows if she keeps pissing and moaning about them morons like you will keep paying attention to her. even trannies stopped falling for it years ago
I wish we bombed canada instead of the middle east o algo
>>224724784They shut down the CN Tower as if those irrelevant ass niggas were even a target
>>224724933Even if that were true I would support her because of the value of having a popular author shitting on trannies
>>224724870Are you an ass man or a tit guy?
>>224723466Hey that’s me!
when is canada gonna get embargoed
thinking about moving to america to become a pan handler
>>224724960yeah like i said you're a simp retard.
I don't get why people care about the race of Jesus which is ironic because I'm a huge unironic racist. If Jesus is really the son of God / God himself or whatever jewish inversion of logic says he is, then why would it matter what race he is? His genes aren't going to determine his behavior or capabilities. He would have nothing in common with a jewish or black or chinese person other than appearance. It's just a flesh suit for an immortal all powerful being
>>224724664I just looked at the list and there weren't any unironically
>>224725025Simp implies it has something to do with her being a woman when I would support any famous author who was vehemently anti tranny
>>224724960Based. >>224725025seething troon
>>224725014Sorry Juan he already said it was me, I get all your familia & dinero now
>>224724664when did this happen
thoughts on my kingdom
>>224725052Based
>>224725127get this shit off my screen you fuckin dorkYO GET A LOAD OF THIS NERD HE PLAYS "VIDEO GAMES"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dKLQSjxWHI
>>224724664Thats actually not true and completely made up but people will assume i am jidf for saying this>>224725071sharty hackBTW there were a few interesting things we actually did learn1. There are unironically a lot of tranny mods and they talk about being trans on their discord2. They unironically think the average 4chan used likes them and supports their moderation decisions 3. They keep a list of users they all hate and collectively target for repeated barely justified bans
>>224725127beautiful, what game?
>>224724933>even trannies stopped falling for it years agolol no they haven't. They still seethe about Harry Potter to this day.
I'm not entirely convinced that my microwave is keeping all the radiation in. Not sure if there's a way to check if I'm getting megadosed with cancer rays or not.
>>224725181this is gamer general, for gamers, by gamers >>224725216valheim
those "anons you recognize" threads were all created by jannies
Killed a spider.
>>224725221Microwaves can't cause cancer, they are non-ionizing radiation
>>224725325Ok so go stick your head inside one and turn it on if you're so sure it's safe
i gotta get organizized
>>224725358It won't start if the door is open
Tomorrow im fixing my life getting a high paying job, having sex, starting a family, and buying a houseToday I'm not doing any of that
penis brosss
>>224724517
There's a new surgery to make you look like John Stamos
>>224725188where can i see their discord chats
>>224725433i hate zoomers so much
if you could banish trannies or jeets from /cum/ which one would you choose
>>224725433Imagine dangling them from a bungee cord over a pit full of rape crazy baboons with AIDs haha
Who was in the wrong here?
>>224724767Poison Ivy
>>224725513In Canada you can literally murder someone and walk away the next day.
>>224725513Society or something
>>224725513Do they mean Lake America? Who the hell is Ontario?
>>224725513screaming
i have a black belt in chilling
I try to be purplepilled but sometimes the calling of the blackpill is too strong
>got my building management to schedule an exterminator to come round for the pharaoh ant problem>dude shows up>pulls out a bottle of maxforce>applies in various places>says okay all done have good day bye nowso the only reason i needed a pro is because maxforce isn't available for public purchase in the leaf. that's it. i was expecting some multi bait strategy with fancier products. maxforce is available for consumer sale in other countries just now here. best we get for this kind of ant is greenway which dries up in a day and doesn't do shit.
>>224725513The schizophrenic murderer in question appears to be a Polish-Arab mix?
want to ask my coworker out but my job pays for my college so if she says no I'd have to live in humiliation for 2 yearsI svffer in poverty
>>224725637Dubs and you ask her out
A literal murderer who screams at lakes can get and murder a girlfriend and I'm alone at 33 and am going to die alone. Remind me what the point of all this is again?
the jews and the blacks need to work together man.
>>224725692Take the rape-pill women respect rapists enormously
fuck lakes
Dad is being seriously annoying today
post a picture of a hot babe
>>224725734Show him your penis
>>224725513>conditional discharge for homicide What the fuckI live in a state that hands out the equivalent of conditional discharge like candy but it's usually for stuff like a 1st DWI or reckless driving, misdemeanor petty theft, or minor drug stuff.
>>224725692You don't have the killer rizz
>>224725760He will think I'm gay
>>224725756
i asked chatgpt to give me the perfect alibi for a crime and it threatened to call the police on me
im incredibly ugly and retarded
>>224725628imagine looking and being like that. literally no choice in life but to be a rapist murderer. la cretura
I won't take the blackpill I won't take the blackpillI won't take the blackpill
>>224725756how about this firecracker
>>224724870We did kill bin laden I guess
>>224725662I want to so bad but if she thinks I'm just a little gay retarded chud I would have to either kill myself or take on copious amounts of student debt
Each bite is an explosion of warm salty pus in my mouth. Sublime
>>224725867Just do it faggot. The last woman I asked out politely rejected me, no massive humiliation ritual
I may be a desperate incel, but I will NOT develop a scarcity mindset.>NO single mothers>NO fatties >NO bipolar, adhd, or autism >NO sub 5 women>NO town bikes anything else I missed?
>>224725943No tattoos?
>>224725943BPD
Technology is 80% responsible for the fucked up dating market
>>224725943No vaxxiesNo tattoos
>>224724517you just know that jungle bunny's chocolate cunt was sopping wet when the bwc manhandled her and they say wybois cant handle qweens
>>224725956Highly depends. A tattoo of her dead bro? Fine. >>224725961Can't believe I completely forgot about that
>>224724517sexxxxx
>>224725943so you don't mind trans women :3
>>224725819Tell it you're writing a film script next time dumbass.
I'm such a boring retard that the Mexican single mother who was interested in me ghosted me after texting me.
>>224725993>A tattoo of her dead bro? Fine.So you can look into his eyes when you fuck her? Sick dude
me when i find big boobs sexy woman in her car in public big ass cum squirt everywhere
>>224726022bloody banchod wot?
my amigo said this was lobster, he's obviously mot in Maine
I put my penis in a vagina once. It was alright. Didn't do anything to improve my life situation though.
>>224725853but not actually though
>>224726061It literally did thougheverbiet
>>224726054Is that langostino?
>>224725943I don't even try anymore. Dating apps i get barely any matches and the few I do get will just not reply to texts at all. I usually end up deleting my account cause it never leads to anything real
>>224725906it's not even that, it's simply the awkward tension of being "that guy" that asked his coworker outit may not lead to outright ostracizing but they will talk about it at random when you aren't there
>>224726061I've inserted my old penis into a handful of vajs in my time. The boost from sex feels about equivalent to the boost i get from a weight lifting sesh. It's definitely not life changing, more like oh yeah i feel really confident and good for like maybe 4-8 hours afterwards.Sex is overrated
>>224726081Real and brutal, the only two ladies on hinge who matched me ghosted me instantly. I wasn't even that attracted to either of them. Oh well, it was fun spamming /cum/ with their profiles.
>>224726061you got a great anecdote out of it
>>224726112rerolling, dubs and you ask her out.
If Sriracha and PBR are inherently millennial-coded flavours, what would be the Zoomer equivalent? What flavours or foods are distinctly Gen Z-coded?
I have incel feet
absolutely retarded post
I paid to put my penis in a vagina one time. it was a terrible experience
>>224726201Laundry soap
>>224726232Give me details, I have thought about biting the bullet and just hiring a hooker before the years end.
>>224725906That must be nice. The one I asked half-screamed 'no!' and nervously began to make nonsensical off-topic conversation.Other co-workers have been interested in me over the years, so I was not expecting that kind of reaction.
>>224726075that's what he told me, I guess it's warm water lobster
>>224726232My friend's cat told me the massage parlor ones are the only ones that are worth it because you get a shitty massage too
>>224726201Mr Beast Feastable and a bottle of Prime
do people really have sex?
Could you niggas survive the End Times?>meNo, but being raped and minced by slaneesh's sex demons doesn't sound too bad honestly.
>>224726287This has to be fake. I refuse to believe it. >>224726269It was a shake restaurant. I only asked her out cause she was really nice and talkative to me and I mistook that for interest
>>224726316Everyone but (You)
>>224726268She was very rude and rushed me the whole time. The motel was in a very shady area and I was scared for my life the , I only lasted 2 minutes while I paid for 30, and a black guy who might've been affiliated with her tried to scam me out of more money
>>224726341seems like a government psyop
>>224726329I also had a gay waiter who stopped bringing me refills once my dinner date (a gay co-worker) made a comment about me being straight. If he had to stay thirsty, I guess I did too.
>>224726364That sucksGood thing you didn't get robbed at leastand you came!
>>224726411Is this real
lolhttps://youtu.be/qkHkTfFqXts
>>224725761>>conditional discharge for homicide>What the fuckLol you have no idea how retarded things are here, we have guys shooting someone 6 times or stabbing them 15 times and the court still rules it was manslaughter because they couldn't prove he had intent to kill.
>>224726268The scary aspect is std risk and the places they tend to live in being sketchy.
the ambiance
watchin destiny
I can win at Patty Cake against any of you clowns.
>>224726533This little tarded dude is trying to make the bottle blow up with his mindHope he gets it
>>224726533I was not aware "brown" was an ambiance
>>224726533America and Canada will look like this in 100 years.
sup lil niggas
miss mary mack all dressed in black
I cannot stop shitting. This has to be the longest poop session of my life. I had no idea my body was capable of containing so much poop. My body is capable of things I never thought
Unironically gay and I don't care if you like that or not and I'm not leaving either, come and jerk me off you homo
>>224726540Fag
Mom got me some new gym shoes :)
Dadbergstein likes very grimdark types of CIA spy shows. Personally I find them rather dull and tedious. Spy fiction used to be more fun and colorful like James Bond.
Probably the best one was this chubby Asian girl. I came buckets Grossest one was a Brazilian looked nothing like her pics
>>224726652there's a cure for that now. it involves islam and car batteries. just make sure you don't get the AIDS, no cure for that one yet.
>>224726479What if the non did it due to settler-colonialism rather than an intent to kill
>>224726049idk it reminded me of those videos where a bitch is naked infront of a hotel/highrise window but it was too many words to explain so i just picked stupid words
i can only take so much stress
>>224726582there is a restaurant my amigo takes me too that is all "special people", yes Down's syndrome is everywherethe place really does have good and cheap food, and you support them, my other friends won't go there with me, they are afraid they will laugh, I told them if they do my amigo will stomp them
>>224726744Is the judge wrong? Without colonialism, the killer wouldn’t have access to alcohol or cars
The music of Sam Smith
Autocorrect changed got to goy
>>224726744was the 12 year old girl white?
>>224726781Are they real injuns or like 1/32s?
You see, I have intentionally developed fetishes for overweight, homely, middle aged women and several common clothing items. Every day is a porno for me.
>>224726806do you know what year it is time traveler?
>>224726827Gross
>>224724767All the pixar milfs
>>224726658if i visit germany and absolutely butcher your language would you be upset?
destiny is the best online pundit and intellectual and redditors hate it
born to swing from treesforced to be an ape
>>224726839You say that but can you goon to nothing more than a Facebook picture of a random woman in a turtleneck sweater? I can. I've won.
Saw a sports car with a custom paint job, tinted windows, with a giant ONLYFANS sticker on the front window. I was really annoyed because this is a rural area, wtf are you doing driving that shit around here?
>>224726827Hell Yeah brother!Tom "The Bomb" PatrasuskiDivorced, US Air Force 84-84, 67 Camaro
>>224726853No
>>224726877you saw a whore visiting her rural boomer sugar daddy
>>224726877probably just itasha
>>224726877To flex on the yokels.
>>224726877The thing about cars is they can cover long distances cletus
>>224726744Would it be more or less upsetting if I told you:>the judge is a chug named Edward GethinAND>A lawyer in Brantford for 14 years before being appointed to the Ontario Court of Justice in 1996, Edward holds a Bachelor of Arts from the University of Waterloo and a law degree from Western University. He was instrumental in the establishment of a Gladue court in Brantford, which is a type of court designed to handle cases involving Indigenous offenders, and where offenders are sentenced based on principles of restorative justice.
>>224726821In general, in Canada, they have a kind of internal caste system on the reserves wherein their plebeians tend to be more purebred, but their ruling elite are mixed. It probably manifests organically due to IQ differences and such. You see it across Latin America, too. Hell, even America; look at Obama.
>>224726898I'm definitely going to say something if I see it again. Absolute retarded shit to be driving right next to a nature preserve.>>224726901No it definitely wasn't>>224726909The area is nowhere near any interstates. The had to go out of their way to come here.
>>224726950Maybe she's filming an only fans sex vid out in the corn fields
Genuinely don't understand how women get off doing oral.
>>224726965
>>224726971you should suck a dick and find out i guess
I'm God's gift to me.
>>224726857Metokur made him look like a fool
big porn and sex guy me
>>224726971It’s a simulacrum of breastfeeding in which the cocksucker mentally reverts to being a baby
>>224726826he died in a goywar a civil war that lead to nothing
>>224726950And? We city slickers sometimes just go on drives for fun, not just because it's the only thing to do. Wild isn't it?
Quick, /cum/, how do I rizz up the cute girl I see in the hallways at work?
>>224727008
>>224727024tell her that she looks like your mom, and your mom is hot
my boss kept giving me dirty looks after i gave him a bad review on the "anonymous" survey
>>224727018
>>224727024tell her you like gock
>>224726737HIV is more manageable than ever though
>>224727026Let me guess... Nicole is a fat female?
>>224727024Walk up staring intensely at her chest and say “Mommy, baby need milkies!!!!” in falsetto
>>224727026Nicole is salty as hell that guys aren't simping for her the way she wants. >erm akshually if you don't spend $300 on dinner and eat my busted pussy YOU'RE GAYHahaha sorry bitch, I'll be over here in my gooncave enjoying some tasteful futa this evening - FOR FREE.
>>224727065wonder if their skin is permanently dyed
>>224726744WtfAgain my state is one of the more liberal ones but if they can prove you were drunk or reckless you're likely serving at least a couple years
>>224727065I could physically feel my IQ dropping the longer I looked at this picture.
I would genuinely consider hiring a prostitute, if the following requirements were met: >Secure location, only the two of us.>No STD"s >Actually attractive>Good body>Strictly confidential I think this would also give me more confidence with women. Part of my issue with asking women out is that I don't know how to perform if she invited me to her home.
>>224726921We love are Gladue don’t we folks
>>224727065When you clown maxx
I activate the trap known as "NIGGLET DESTRUCTION"!
brekkingtonborg?anudda traditional scotch mealmedium rare fried lamb steaks, air fried cabbage, microwaved haggispropa lush dat wunanticipatin' a messy arsche-leakin' laterbeggars belief innitalso thought downloaded sum kittingtonshire yesterday but not appearin' in the pic logsunfuckingbelievable
>>224727065cuz im a juggalo, WOORIYAH
Fuckin Magnets, how do they work? And I don't want to talk to no scientist, yall mothafuckas lying, getting me pissed!
>>224726069But yes actually
>>224727026Uh, but poljeet, I thought getting molested as a child was what makes people gay? Even though most molestation victims are somehow not gay and the idea makes no sense at all in the first place.
I can go to wework office and they have fridge full of coronas.... so now I'm tipsy
>>224727115What about renaming them to fagnets for Pride Season
>>224727065why do they feel spiritually italian american
>>224727026Makes sense to me.>>224727058What is 'gock'? Is it related to cock?
>>224727024lots of troll answers as usual for /cum/if you want an easy way to start a good conversation ask them about their period, women love talking about their menstruation
At the JuggaloFest or whatever they call it they have wholesome activities like shoving hot dogs in one's anus
>>224727147LOL
the US government owes me sex
>>224727159you can have sex with this anon >>224727024
>>224727024Drop a pen and see if she picks it up for you, if she does say thanks and segue into smalltalk. If she keeps walking and doesn't pick it up say "gee thanks" in a sarcastic voice.
>>224727147might as well ask about the regularity and consistency of her bowel movements while you’re at it
Imagine if they had credit reports but for sex instead
>>224724767Helen Parr
Cyberpunk is a phenomenal game, a masterpiece
Truth is we follow God, We've always been behind em! And may all Juggaloes find him
>>224727188Wouldn’t Carfax be more applicable
>>224727176replace pen with spaghetti
>>224727220Bitch with multiple abortions>Multiple accidents, salvage title
>>224727232lol
>>224727188you could do this if you hack all of her social media
Does anyone else remember the Jesus hotline?
>>224727262i genuinely thought this show was legit
>>224727099Just looked it up, the 12 year old girl was white and so was her mother. Little girl died, mother has a severe debilitating brain injury that now requires 24/7 care. The drunk indian got 2 years of house arrest because colonialism or something.>but i'm supposed to respect and follow the law
Not so sure about this fart bros... Might get messy
>>224727283I remember I used to want to move to Canada LOL
i'll rip your face off and wipe my ass wit it
>>224727283Canada is an actual clown country like that wouldn't even happen in Wisconsin a state that's notoriously light on DUI punishments
>>224727232High mileage broads are for virgins
it's dinner time! we're hearing grace from your mother
>>224727300The judge is a chug famous for giving natives a slap on the wrist. There's a 100% chance he smirked when he heard the little girl was white, it's the ultimate "fuck you" for him to shit on white people so openly like this. 99% of the native cops and judges in Canada are highly corrupted too, he lives on a reserve and I guarantee he takes money from their organized crime ring in the area.
>>224727283ffs
you know this feel?
>deployment would be so much more fun if anon was with us
Changed my underwear
>>224727403Congrats
>>224727356Them bitches are ran through T.knower
>>224727411Thabks
>>224727356what mos are they
>>224727356wun on left is cute but mid feetassuming diss isnt a.i.
Sniffed someone's underwear.
>>224727331curious how such people are alive but people keep pointing them out complaining about them existing
>>224727425Unironically HR or Finance. Any of the S shops really...
>>2247274252BO
Drank two bottles of gas station wine, passed out on the front porch, and pissed myself. People saw.
Bros.... is this true?
>>224727451Let them watch. You answer to no man.
>>224727460no. they actually treat ugly women better than they treat normal looking (sub 8 men). next question!
>>224727460yes
>>224727460Yeah. All women have going for them is their looks. If they don't have that they have nothing.
>>224727476>>224727477I need you two to rigorously debate this.
Not doing community choir after all Conflicts with the theatre schedule
>>224727460no because society treats women by default better than men. ugly women might feel more anguish over their ugliness but they're still treated better by others.
>>224727460did you see that video where some dolled up girl with shitloads of makeup asks some obviously straight dude... who is better looking, men or women?...he took out a water bottle, splashed it on his face and rubbed it all over, and said...you do the same...she didn't say any more
Him and JJ are my favorite Canadian chuds
I am starving
>>224727513this is like bald men
showered!
>>224727518I like how JJ is a homo yet he doesn't mention it at all.
I like looking at ugly women forums, they're like bizzaro incels
>>224727585>ugly women forumsWhat is this evenlink
>>224727585could heem both of them in a fight
>>224727555fag
>>224727602grok is this real
>>224727602could easily defeat her in a fight
>>224727602Rn looking at /trueuglywomenyea yea I know le reddit I don't care.
>>224727176>If she keeps walking and doesn't pick it up say "gee thanks" in a sarcastic voice.replace that with a labored sigh and "typical". she won't want to fuck you but she will be irritated about this for the better part of 48 hours whether or not she immediately asks "what do you mean by "typical"?.
>>224724767
Sometimes I think to myself >What would I have done on the 9/11 if Mohammed tried that shit on me?
>>224727632very interdasting
>>224727632browsing it now, this shit is fucking insane smdh
>>224727660yeah i dunno seems weird how nobody did anything but maybe things were differnt back then and hijackings just meant stealing the plane and landing somewhere else.
>>224727660Saint Stephen the Great battered the frick out of Mohammads from the Ottoman Empire. He is an example of a warrior saint in the Orthodox Church. There are many of them such as Saint Alexander Nevsky.
>>224727690I've jerked off to this webm before
>on the 9/11
>>224727283>>224726744Canadabros...
plucking my eyelashes award
>>224727602for all the ills of social media i regularly deride, the undersized bikini top/underboob look making its way from japanese to american sluttery has been a positive for society
How do homeless people in Canada and New York etc. survive the wintertime? Do they get on the bus and migrate south like birds do or do they have some other strategy? I've always wondered about this, but, I don't know any homeless people I could ask.
>>224727706>On>The>9/11>Musky>Penis
>>224727689>>224727690They make some good points but others are just complete bullshit like pic rel No man has ever said "yea she's cute but her lips are too small, her eyelashes not long enough, and her eyebrows too large"
I'm about to go dark maga on you
>>224727728>How do homeless people in Canada and New York etc. survive the wintertime? Many don't.
So glad we have a high IQ president to get us through these dangerous times
>>224727737she's projecting her insecurities
>>224727728they go to shelters. They don't like shelters because of no privacy so they live in tents during the summer and use shelters in the winter because they have no choice
>>224727744Are you pulling my leg? I don't think even New York City would just let Americans die in the cold... Maybe Canada would but not us surely.
Lmao they literally are just reverse incels
>>224727783>mentioning whitenons seething
>>224727705that's good I'm happy for you>>224727737from what I'm seeing, a lot of these women have bizarre expectations they've made up for themselves or they've spent too much time watching porn and assume every guy wants a girl who looks identical to a porn whoreit's actually quite interesting to see the inner workings of an ugly foid's mind. i've long known how hot foids think - essentially very little and it's all driven by jealousy, lust and greed.but these ugly foids just want a morsel of attention from a guy. a crumb of cock, if you will. I wonder how many of them will give 5'5" stinky poo Ranjeet a shot? No shortage of horny indians who would happily fuck them.
>>224727783all she has to do is lose weight and wear make-up
>>224727773That makes way more sense, thanks. I wonder why they don't build snow huts, like igloos or something. I guess if they could think of things like that they wouldn't be homeless.
>>224727737>guys will fuck anything>guys will only fuck 10/10swe really get attacked from both sides
>>224727834and get surgery to reshape her toaster head shrek-jawwhat's the opposite of bone-smashing?
>>224727851Not really a contradictory statement. They say men will fuck anything when but only want a relationship with an attractive woman.
>>224727895>>224727895New
OH THINK TWICE ITS JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU AND ME IN PARADISE
I posted my picture on a subreddit and everyone was just like yeah you’re ugly sorry about that
>>224726921Too late here but in Canada the libs regularly appoint literal activists as judges
