>>224730516
Good morning

Uncle is coming home to lecture me because I am an useless NEET with mental illness

>>224730653
lmao whitey

>>224730653
Wtf lol

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ohayo~

>cannot access `ms-settings:windowsupdate`
another jeet update

>>224730653
She doesn't look that old

>>224730653
women like that are so creepy, it seems like they'll snap any moment from all the abuse they've endured, and become an incarnation of obscure Devis or even Rani Padmavati herself and cut up everyone around them
>>224731067
Hayo
>>224731128
If it makes you feel better canonical apparently screwed up the update for Ubuntu 24.04.5 too.

What doyou guys think about buying used pixel 5

>>224731166
that’s your takeaway from that video?

>>224731523
Calling a woman old is about as bad as calling her a wh*re so its important. Or something.

if any state were to declare independence from india which would it be?

>>224731578
Khalistan

>>224731578
Depends on your funding to christcuck missionary and militias.
N.e takes more radical/militant approach dumeelanadu gayrala ap takes legal approach slowly increasing autonomy concessions

storyline event tomorrow

I ate Chinese food today

>Windows 10 one year extended security shit is coming to an end soon
I don't want to upgrade to 11, it's shit
>>224731578
if any does we will simply nuke it

>>224731846
wdym?

>>224731961
Windows fags are insufferable.
>yes sir Microsoft killed windows with 11
>dont want to upgrade sir
>but current OS won't receive security updates sir
>no I won't switch to GNU sir
Why dont you stick to your current piece of crap then? The one that's the same as the new one except you're accustomed to it now.

>>224732027
storyline event occurring in my life tomorrow

Nervous

>>224731961
You can keep using 10 LTSC for at least a decade

>>224732033
still using windows 10. Works just as expected. Never had to face issues with it. Maybe I am just lucky.

>>224731961
>I don't want to upgrade to 11, it's shit
massgrave.dev

>>224733009
I just dislike it because it keeps doing something or the other in the background like a hyperactive child. Then again I have not used it much for personal use, only for work.
>old
Old doesn't matter I used windows 7 full time till 2018 and then dual booted it with Linux until 2024 although I killed its internet most of the time after dual booting.

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strongest shot of team shin ogre

>>224733315
lol
zoomers watch this shit?

>>224733315
I would have wet my pants watching ts back in 2020 lol

>>224733637
Our generation grew up watching 12 year old ash try to win pokomom league for 22 years.
I used to watch shaolin soccer (movie) and supa strikers which was aired in Marathi in 2014 on Sonic
Stop hating on muh zoomers
>>224733650
Were you a kid in 2020?

>>224733719
>Stop hating on muh zoomers
no
I also hate this country so god damn much

>>224733742
can we trade places I always wish to live in india

>>224733754
no, too many blacks and browns in USA

>>224733754
I wonder how good it would be if you are in a normal middle class condition with a proper family compared to what I got being the poorest unwanted child with single care parent and mistreatment in a "rich" country. There seems to be both extreme poverty and societies with normal living standards in India.

USA isn't a good place either, it may have been 50 years ago or so in the golden age just like Germanistan. Now its a ruin.

Jio data pack expired before I could exhaust data :(

>>224733770
This

Gooned too much, frenlum broke again

>>224734140
Never had that happen. I have had very painful swollen balls and bad stomachache (idk why - most likely tired core muscles from hoisting up my big dick, or pelvic floor muscles)

>>224730595
Nevermind. He was nice about it tried to be helpful. I spent all day stressing about nothing.

>>224734252
Rakul yaar, your schizo brain is making up assumptions about others

4g randomly stops all transmission completely for several seconds and up to like a minute despite full coverage and me being Able to see the towers through my window.
>load
Most people use 5G now. I wonder if they stopped maintaining 4g infra now?

>>224734674
>4g randomly stops all transmission completely for several seconds and up to like a minute despite full coverage and me being Able to see the towers through my window.
could be your phone
>Most people use 5G now. I wonder if they stopped maintaining 4g infra now?
Most phone calls are still routed through 4g VoLTE. And at least chortel is still using 4g as a fallback for when their """5g""" network shits itself. Plus most phones by default switch to 4g when they're idle, even if the signal says 5g.

5g has shorter wavelength so they wouldn't let it go so soon. Otherwise half the country would lose its internet connection.

>>224734844
>could be your phone
Probably my phone became I have heard of things like this when phones become old. But I dont understand why considering the radio isn't a wear tear part.
I did not know phone calls being routed through volte. I thought 5g had big bandwidth and lots of concurrent users.
>5g has shorter wavelength so they wouldn't let it go so soon. Otherwise half the country would lose its internet connection.
What do you mean by this

>>224735015
Maybe the sim is damaged or there's a firmware issue?
>What do you mean by this
5g has higher frequency but shorter wavelengths than LTE, so it's fast but cannot travel long distances nor penetrate walls and stuff.

>>224735144
>Maybe the sim is damaged or there's a firmware issue?
I dont buy this but I'll try putting the same sim in a different phone and a different sim in my phone. If I get time that is. I don't know how worthwhile diagnosing this problem is.
>5g has higher frequency but shorter wavelengths than LTE, so it's fast but cannot travel long distances nor penetrate walls and stuff.
I know this
>so they wouldn't let it go so soon.
If you are referring to 4g here, then it makes sense

Too nervous. Gonna jerk off

>>224735519
>If you are referring to 4g here, then it makes sense
I should've worded it better, but yeah that's what i meant.

>>224734140
Luckily your kind has one that makes you better than Arabs with mutilated cocks

>>224736121
Indian Muslims don't have it.
That's why we call them katwa (cut-wa) - one with cut penis

>>224736509
When r/chodi had gained substantial momentum and r/againsthatesubreddits was pushing progressively harder to get them banned I saw a comment (or read a linked article, can't remember) that confidently and decisively said that the word katua is derived from the village/district Kathua where Muslims were killed and buried under cabbage fields. I have lived a very sheltered life but i understood the term first time I saw it. Who knows why they did it, could be because leftoids are genuinely stupid, or maybe they did it on purpose (mocking death vs making fun of organs, which one is easier to garner sympathy for?)

>>224736509
What do you mean, they don't cut their dicks? How common is that practise in Pakistan?

Its sad Americans do it, it makes absolutely no sense for them but still they do

Also whats about this using d and r intermixture in written form and do Pakistanis somehow speak differently like a male using the female "i" form

>>224736881
You aren't the first gay European in this general. Who was the guy posting about Rajasthani men? Was that you?

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>>224736961
Ones that look like pic related would be the absolute dream. I would be willing to come into their sarcophagus for immediate "snake" implantation

>>224736961
He wants south asian twinks

Asocial dayscholar all my life, thought I will finally have a better life after getting a job. Now have chances of landing a job but its remote. Fuck my life, some people arent meant to be happy

i am going to make three assumptions about the indians itt:
>you were raised (and still live in) either west or south india
>you look down on the north
>if you do speak hindi, it is as a third or fourth language

>>224738029
You're going to be unhappier still after getting a job (nothing to do with your asociality although it does count)

Talking continuously is so tiresome I'm practicing for storyline event and run out of breath so often and my brain loses cells every time

Tf is uncle on about

>>224730653
These women are crafting their social media feed with that poor. They'll have a whole voice over stitch of their charity heroics.

wish I weren't born a total loser

>>224739779
No I like you a loser. If you weren't I'd feel bad.

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what is this shitty pajeet meme and why is it a thing?

>>224740750
that’s from that french cartoon about the cat and the cockroaches

>>224740750
You go to Instagram and reddit and expect good emems there. Might as well go into a gutter and expect to find a brahmin cleaning it.

>>224740853
>You go to Instagram
that's where all the hot girls are

>>224740912
Then look at them instead of harijan memes

>>224738196
This thread is nearly equal to reddit in population distribution which means there are a lot of Delhi, haryana and NCR people here. Or at least north Indian and MP people.

I'm a baller
earn in dollar
I ain't black
but I can holler
ise kehte hain hip hop hip hop

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>>224741217
ich BALLER auch gern
mujhe goliyan laga chahie

Any fellow NEETs here. I am the 33 year old NEET anon.

>>224741573
sheeet

>>224741617
I'm always here
30 year old waste of space

>there are more people in uttar pradesh than in every western european country put together

>>224741629
Hi anon. How are you doing? Any ideas nogging in your heard?

>>224736778
the masterminds understand it but never say/show they do, the midwits follow the narrative

>>224741670
nice innit?
>>224741671
none
just keep grinding and get a job before I kys myself

>>224740750
>>224740853
block all dehaat memes and search 'nigger' everyday, your fyp will become good

>>224741698
What kind of job are you looking for? Are you that upsc anon?

>>224741746
no, uppsc
and trying to get in IT when it's dying

>>224741778
Damn. Yeah, I regret not getting into IT on the 2010s. I even had a mainframe job that I quit. Do you have a career gap anon?

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>>224741617
I'll turn 32 unfortunately
How do you manage to NEET in India

>>224741818
gap so big you can call it the Grand Canyon

>>224741778
All fields are dying dw
>>224741818
Start farsan business
Never goes out of fashion

>>224736778
The burying katuas happened in Bhagalpur in 89. It was gobhi not cabbage. Ironically the culprits were all obcs along with some sc.

>>224741900
>obcs along with some sc
our strongest soldiers
hinduism would be dead without them

some pajeet faggot is seeding at 3 kbps and driving me insane

>>224741837
I leech off my parents unfortunately. We don't get any NEETbux here. What are your plans going ahead?
>>224741847
Not gonna lie anon then it's gonna be brutal. Pic related is a 2024 grad who had been job hunting for the past 2 years. Decent project and all. I tried to see if I could get into IT at 31 with a 8 year career gap and all the guys in r/developersIndia told me it was impossible. Last time to get into IT was 2020 to early 2023. I only saw one instance of a guy with our career gap making it into IT (and even he just got a job as a business analyst).

Have you considered faking your experience? I can point you to the certain institutes if you want to take that risky path.

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>>224742001
Pic

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>>224741992
thats why you need a homeserver i used to have only 180 KB/s in total download until around 2020
>>224742001
improving, practise, gain experience and save to move into remote house
if still no bf dose even more relentlessly

are you living with parents that must be hell then

>>224741880
We have a sweet shop every other street. Not sure how a newb with no connections can survive.

>>224741900
I see. My memories are hazy
>SC/obc
Kshatriyas fight hard to be considered OBCs so not surprising. I'm surprised abut SCs who hate Hinduism

>>224742112
>improving, practise, gain experience and save to move into remote house
Wait, are you a NEET or employed? If employed what field are you in?
>are you living with parents that must be hell then
I am but I torture myself over this than them giving me grief.

>>224742112
NTA but Living away from home isnt a concept here, although it would be better as I could atleast get drunk

>>224742137
is kshatriya a common word for warrior or what they would be called
shoorvir?

I stopped using inch and feel so much better now, all that kanging were draining my energy

>>224741992
what are you even downloading?

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>>224742176
I get "Grundsicherung" for having "volle Erwerbsminderung" (inability to work)
It is basically like lottery win because the average job does not pay a better life standard
You cannot afford holidays, going out, vehicles or any other luxuries of course but you wouldn't be anyway
I tried wageslaving for a while and it only made me fat (because of the alcoholism that came with the cope needed to endure that)
affording a car is utopic as the license alone is about 4000 €, in your rupiyas probably the annual income of a family

I quit alcohol and lost almost 30 KG again, still around 65 unfortunately but it had been worse

>>224742356
nice one glowie

>>224742362
>still around 65 unfortunately but it had been worse
65 kilos is fine unless you're really short

>>224742408
170 cm
fine for mortal standards but i like to be ultra fit again

weight less = eat less but healthy = lower bodyfat = more endurance and carry capacity
also the drugs kick harder when youre thin

crazy how many indians are either only literate in english and not hindi/marathi/gujarati (despite being able to speak it) or can read and write in those languages but only when using the latin alphabet
will india go the route of china and simplify their scripts so that more people can read it or will it go the route of vietnam and adopt the latin alphabet but make some modifications to it so that it better fits the language?

>>224742362
Good job on losing the weight. What's your interest in India? Are you a diaspora?

And what are you working towards in terms of career?

>>224742458
Im 177 in india and I am shorter than people i see around me, has your height ever been an issue or you have been made fun of that ever?

>>224742554
you’re only like 1cm shorter than me and i am the average of where i live
wtf i thought asians were short

>>224742626
I'm 178 :O

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>>224742506
No, I have really nothing to deal with India beside of teenage fascination. I would probably had continued to learn your language if I didn't get homeless in 2013 when I was 18.

My "career" is adapt to poverty and make the most out of it. My current lifestyle is a prototype to learn the skills I need for that. Having a garden is already uncommon to someone renting an apartment, but its more like a lost place / land grab whoever used it before lived here and died. I have been working on it for years now. It looked about like this when I started. The raised bed is the goal for this year then more stones will be needed to continue the pathway. I carry them all by foot from a place 6 KM away in a kind of insane exercise program, like anything else here.

>>224742626
Is the women wanting atleast 6ft men real or just a social media thing

>>224742652
dude we could make eye contact while maintaining the same posture!

>>224742716
most men here are 5’9 give or take an inch or so and most (straight) men who aren’t socially maladapted can get a gf and don’t obsess over height

>>224742554
Females don't find me attractive anyway as I'm naturally androgynous it would need hormones to get a full beard. But having none would be better, at least I have a Braun Silk Epil Pro.

I have always been an outcast with little social connection, poor / welfare recipient children are not common on the school where "intelligent" children go, having divorced parents was already uncommon there.

>>224742663
That's interesting anon. At least, you have enough money to get fit and carry out these hobbies. Here I can't afford meat(and thus very little protein) and join the gym. The struggle is real.

>>224742193
Sainik and fauji are both words for soldier. Yodha for warrior. Kshatriya isn't used to mean warrior exactly, more a word for the fighting people. Or something.
>>224742486
>despite being able to speak it
Talk to urban kids/adults who went to English medium schools, they don't know the vernacular words for everyday objects. Im not talking about pretentious obnoxious faggots, I mean normal people who mean well. I went to English school too but large amounts of time spent with parents, and then with Marathi medium guys in college means I am now an honorary Marathi medium student.

>>224742775
Btw, if you like you can join rDrama.net and blogpost there.

I think it's only us core zoomers who grown stroking firsts for mia khalifa early alphers got plenty of ig sluts isn't it

>>224742981
I prefer 2010s MMS

>>224742981
that’s a dude, ain’t it?
cool monstera though

>>224741624 (forgot)
>>224743036 (me)

>>224742862
Its not a lot its the absolute basic but I have time.

You can eat dal (the best you can get if you don't have meat) and don't need a gym or do you live in the middle of some dystopian hellscape city? All you need is stamina.
>>224742900
You can tell me where I find Indians then indiachan is closed and was even shittier than this place. Is there some reliable penpal/email contact site for language exchange then I will be gone. You can endure my presence here as long as I will be sober so better pray my pills come soon.

>>224742981
How can women even compete

>>224741923
Yeah some obc castes are extreme about vegetarianism and religion. Worse than any brahman.

>>224743106
Dont go to indichan unless you want to learn about caste systems of india

speaking of monsteras
do you guys keep any cool plants in your homes?
i hear india is pretty diverse when it comes to flora

>>224743285
Only richfags can afford garden here

>>224743106
I live in a shitty industrial town. And Dal doesn't give enough protein man. Unless you expect me to consume several kilograms of it. But I'll see what I can do. I do expect a small amount of money coming my way in the coming months.
> Is there some reliable penpal/email contact site for language exchange then I will be gone. You can endure my presence here as long as I will be sober so better pray my pills come soon.
Honestly, you can plenty if Indians on reddit who would love to be penpals with a foreigner. I wouldn't surprised if some cute girls come your way too.

You can also try Interpals
https://www.interpals.net/

This used to popular /int/. We even had a general for it back in the day I think.

I only shill rDrama.net because it's a nice niche shitposting site with some colorful personalities and I want to keep it alive.

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>>224743206
I already did but they banned foreign IPs anyway

But how can it be 1 billion don't have their own imageboard
>>224743285
My favorite plant is actually an indica. But I have lots more, most outside, some aquatic in the shrimp tanks. Most notably the carnivores, the cacti are growing and my winter goal is to attempt to grow Ashwagandha and Kanna.

>>224743323
not talking about gardens
i meant houseplants like snake plants, ficuses, and cacti

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>>224743457
My ficus is also standing outdoors in the summer

This can give you imagination of my living room

The Epipremnum is wall mounted for support

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>>224743346
Wtf are these rules?

>>224743635
Just like irl

ok but for real is maharashtra a cool state to live in?

>>224743788
Yes Konkan area

>>224743788
Yes dharavi area

>>224743635
If you can't tell, most of these rules are just jokes.

/ourgirl/ Sydney has triggered roasties again

>>224742862
I can afford all the protein and I go to gym but I am time poor, can't get good sleep and the time taken to cook and eat chicken and do the dishes later consumes entire day after office.

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french is boring to me now that i’ve gotten what i wanted from it (reading novels mainly)
i want to learn an indian language because i like their scripts but i can’t decide which one to learn
which has the best literature and/or best phonology?

>>224744134
I tried learning frech because russian authors randomly use french words in between sentences. Hated looking it up all the time

>>224744130
I also suffer from insomnia. So there's that as well. Honest to God hate my luck.

>>224744165
you’d hate céline because he made up half the words in his novels
you’ll look up a word only to learn he’s the only one to have ever used it

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>troon tabs on FF developer
I hope some Indian guy scams mozilla

>>224744251
Instal jeetbot extension, thatll fix it

>>224744134
What is the point of the others if Hindi is the majority and common language for them it may actually have some importance in the future considering how many there are.

If I it had not been Hindi it would probably have been Arabic. It also seems to be mostly identical with Urdu except of script, some different words and more references to islam.

>>224744502
because hindi has less relevance outside of north india
maharashtra is the cultural and capital hub of india and hindi is not official there; gujarat is where all the leaders come from and hindi isn’t spoken there much either

>>224744634
>hindi is not official there
muslims speak urdu/hindi there

>>224744134
Hindi has most resources, Tamil if you fancy dravidian languages or maybe Sanskrit

>>224744134
Learn Hindi
>>224744165
This happened to me when reading Murder on the Orient Express
>>224744502
Hindi has at least two words for a lot of things, one of Urdu origin and one of Sanskrit

>>224744634
Gujaratis have zero problems with Hindi. I can't find that polandball type comic where all the states are labelled different type of Hindi
>>224744672
Muslims aren't official here though

alright, alright, hindi it is

>>224744251
why do u use developer version?

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the nes was called the samurai in india
that’s something

>>224745608
Didn't know we had anything like this
I didn't have this at home and did gaming on pentium 3

>>224745635
gamers are literally oppressed in india
https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/14/18265945/college-students-arrested-pubg-india-ban-police

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>>224745635
It didn't look like a real NES but didn't you have something called "TV game"? It was basically a bootleg NES.

>>224745849
I was big time pubg player during the time it got banned, hated mudi for doing it for no reason.

>>224745976
seems like a lot of indians hate modi but he stays in power anyway
what’s his secret?

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India had this

>>224745016
does not treat me like a toddler (unsigned addons)

>>224745608
>>224745879
they are called famiclones

>>224746718
based
I have mine packed and kept "safely"
I'll check my store room during the weekend

could an 8-bit console even have displayed the devanagari alphabet?
i know famicoms only used hiragana because the resolution wasn’t good enough for kanji

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>>224747720
nope, mapping abugidas to CHR and alignment would be a nightmare

>>224746441
>hate modi
vocal minority

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Why do Indians love to scam?

>>224746441
Nobody hates modi in india. He has phull support sar