lazy cats editionold thread: >>224731205
Me and my gf
mihai used to link the old thread tooGod rest his soul
>>224733261fax
>>224733283who is this swagged out man
I hate myself
>>224733281quite literally no proof he died
>>224733331he was an unemployed alchy and stopped posting on both 4chan and reddit at the same time after complaining about feeling ill from meds
my 2 month unwashed raw denim jeans are starting to smell but youre not meant to wash them for 6 months so they say
If Nigel Farage was a mechanic he would be called Nigel Garage
>>224733467i really doubt it
does anyone here starch their jeans?
come on lads lets get it
>>224733293yh
>>224733429You can buy washed jeans and they probably only cost a small amount extra, so you're wearing smelly jeans for the sake of a few pounds?
>>224733467getting sick of these fibs
>>224733561i choose to not wash them because thats the style
today im going gay porn free
>>224733598*bums you HARD*
>>224733381Do you know what proof means
anyone who follows recent events able to tell me why munted women (Amy Hunt) are seething at a more attractive woman (Sydney Sweeney) again?
>>224733571yeh the style in skid row
>>224733649Stop following this normie culture bs. It's designed to make you care about nonsense.
Toil in ten minutes and I'm yet to get out of bed. Must enter the coffee zone and the marmite on toast done before I can even consider looking at the laptop
>>224733429you can wash them, like people in history would've done. denim autists love to talk about the history of a garment and then do the complete opposite with theirs. just give it up anyway, raw denim is peak of the midwit curve
>>224733649The funny thing is when this athlete saying "this is what a real female athlete looks like" well yeah the other lass is an actress you moron
>>224733659i seriously doubt they wear raw denim
Denim is for slaves and the poorest share croppers
one time i went to pick my ear after i washed it out with hydrogen peroxide and a big tube of wax came out on the end of my finger like that pic of that nurse in hospital with that big poo
>>224733649i'd shag both
>>224733706grim grim grim!
I'm going to put an um in your bum
the toil freaks are commencing toil
>>224733706Bet that felt awesome
cunts parking up with the radio on so loud that everyone can hear
>>224733739yeah i gobbled it right up
Do NOT talk to me before I finish my coffee.
>i seriously doubt they wear raw denim
>>224733771looks like me except i dont wear birks because im not a BERK
think this general needs to be renamed /eng/ in support of devolution
>>224733734not much work today
fit lass from essex has liked my strava run from 3 months agoreckon im in there
well im already annoyed at toil
>>224733785Nah
>State pension likely to rise by 3.9% next April
business idea england leaves the uk first wales and scotland inherit the government and debt
shave your penis shave your ballscall meeeee king of the mountain
if you talk to me before I've had my morning coffee I WILL rape and murder your entire family and blow my own brains out in a murder suicide
my nigga became a massage therapist got the whole squad calling him shoulja boy
In 2020 the total pension cost was £101bn a year. It’s currently £154bn and is forecast to be £169bn by 2029/30.That means about 50% of total income tax receipts (£330bn) goes towards paying the State Pension.
>>224733834that was me 4-5 years ago but with speed and 4 cigarettes
>>224733847yeh and? they've paid into the system their whole lives. they've earned it
>>224733842gp
bleh
hoping i spontaneously combust
screaming at this
>>224733847we've spent nearly half of that on refugees in the last few years. start there if you want to moan about wasted money
>>224733904saw that comment not an hour ago, remember being annoyed at his lack of use of the word "is" between "AI" and "gonna"
>>224733757fake newsearwax has a terrible bitter taste unlike the benign saltiness of boogers/snot
>>224733910you gotta spend money to lose money
deliberately did something I wouldn't be able to undo and now I rather wish I hadn't done it as I can't undo it
>>224733927This nigga knows what boogers and cum tastes like!
Rorke the type of guy to pay for awards on reddit and only give them to people complaining about boat people
>>224733935like me when i crashed my car on purpose trying to kill myself and now i have to go to court for dangerous driving?
>>224733847If we bring in more people it'll be fine x
I will eat her poo.
rorke waiting for his mum to leave the room and changing the channel to scuzz
>>224733935Have you tried undoing it?
wanted to move out of australia because it's been ruined by indians but everywhere else has been ruined by indians too so there's really no escape
shaking involuntarily
>>224734029Alri Michael J. Fox
please, consult the graph
got the geoNazi coin survival part 2 on
>>224734042This is really very insightful
Right then get the gay porn posted
> Man, 76, charged with concealing identity after 'wearing a burkha' at Portsmouth anti-migrant protestYe grandad dresses up as a Muslim
>>224734067Absolute state of bongs taken to crossdressing as Muslim women to beg for rights lolllllllll
>>224734067joke country
Certain toilstein is watching my ms teams status every morning as he always messages me as soon as I log in (always late)
in reaper from overwatch voice: pathetic blacks I'll see you in hell
get the 'tex posted
tex
no one:nary a soul:leftypol:rorke: big city lyf, me tryna get by
>>224734160that is SOOOO rorke!
Throat hurts this morning after the fucking it got last night
>>224734192oh my word
>>224734192Most are thinking employed woman but I'm thinking homealonefrinight
>>224734192
>>224734192um
I love sexy daddy
im a slut idc
wish i could suck my own dick, not because i want my dick sucked or because i want to suck dick, i just want to know what my dick feels like in the mouth
Cody, Kody, and Fody
ok
>>224734280Feels good just watch your teeth I almost got hit first time sucking dick bc of that
gay arses
right so this is what you talk about when toilers have gonesucking your own willywell, best leave the brain trust to it
Starting the day with a banana, oat, raw cacao powder, cinnamon, maca, ground linseed and cow milk milkshakePOWER
>>224734067>>224734076Noo you cant just show the law as completely unfair and targeted only at white protesters noooo
owl hooting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVjRe8QXFHY
baby you can chive my car burger
>>224734364Yank made slop
I sometimes am really mean to people on video games. Like I spend all night bullying them in text and voice chat, insult their lives and their family. I sometimes play games more for this than the actual game. I get a thrill from it too.I am quite disgusted by this and worry someone will ruin my political career in 40 years because I called him a loser with a fat wife and no kids who failed in life.I am very friendly irl tho. Why am I like this.
>>224734392
>>224734157oh yes!
>>224734104
>>224734368I had two tuna mayo sandwiches, a flapjack and a black coffee with seven teaspoons of Nescafe Gold granules
>>224734392Alright!
>>224734427bet she throats like crazy
>>224734422That is an insane amount of instant coffee, must have been repulsive.
Q: Have you ever used AI yourself? Trump: Yeah, I use AI.Q: How do you use AI?Trump: You can use AI for a lot of things.Q: What do you use AI for?Trump: I don’t want to tell you that.Trump certified gooner?
/brit/ burgers
>>224734436the throat goat as it were
hmm what should i pick for my lloyds account benefit this year
>>224734483the blow yer fuckin brains out package
Emma Watson does utterly putrid farts.
>>224734469Or hes just never used it before
the moo deng shoved up your arse sideways package
>>224734451I'm addicted
the mentally physically and spiritually raped and humiliated package
>>224734530hi mate does this come with free postage and packaging?? missus and bains luv moo deng so could do with a couple for xmas ta
the watch your dreams and future turn to dust package
>She's walking down the street with her little thin cigarette>Great smile and a cum stain on her dress>She takes down an incel on the internet>When she needs just a little unwindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFA1P8ZzoLw
the waking up and realising you live in new bangladesh package
managed to get the tip of my knob in my mouth when i was a skinny flexible teenager
the poo package
the fighting with burka'd up middle easterners for discount sandwich spread in the reduced isle package
russian annoys me fucking clickedy clackety language
Sydney Sweeney can't even breathe without people kicking off
ill take the minimum wage for my entire life package please and also make the taxes and costs of everything go up so im increasingly poor package
running whoami to remind me who i am
>>224734539Yeah I am too but your sort your shit out. Get some actual ground coffee and a cafetiere as the bare minimum and then you can do shots of espresso all day and it will actually taste nice
Early lunch today lads
>>224734652just like that classic nickelback anthem
>>224734669Bit of me to be fair lad
screaming at the terrors of my own life
galloping through the moors and screaming
>>224734659the only noteworthy difference between fancy wank coffee and instant coffee is frothy milk
Sitting in my room posting
>>224734703Shalln't fall for such childish bait
>>224734592this happened to me when my mohel sneezed
>>224734690i bet she ignores her bf like crazy
Got an email from NHS 'patients knows best' thing and they want me to share information with someone but I can't tell if this is just them offloading all my shit into palantir
What I wouldn't give to have sex with Emma Watson.
>Get some actual ground coffee and a cafetiere as the bare minimum and then you can do shots of espresso all day
what do we want? Independence!When do we want it? Now!
>>224734758noooo do go independent. what will we do without Swansea or Aberdeen?
if you don't have a fancy coffee machine you can add a little bit of hot water to instant coffee to make it strong, boil some milk and hand froth it to have a cheap latte
>>224733283you know he had to do it to em
buttery…magnetic…
>>224734768Maybe tell your pals that they’ve been having a meltdown since the thing was announced
holy fuck the last mission of Driver 1 is the hardest mission I've ever had to do in gaming. made me rage quit
>pre-ground coffee
>>224734795can you stop this please i dont like butteryposts
deeply unfunny thread + 75% of all posts are spambots now
>>224734842show your proof
>>224734849Read the thread dumb dumb
I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs :/
>>224734864Nobody care me :(
>>224734864not proof
>>224734880thats you done
>put sanctions on Israel>within a few days half your country demands independence and argentina claims the falklands really makes you think
Been putting together a little Autumn moodboard. Outfits, activities, overall vibe. Thoughts?
i shagged one prossie in 2019, three prossies in 2020, and two prossies in 2026 and that's all the sex i've ever had
>>224734912grow up
>>224734913I don't bother with them on account of my inability to get an erection
the bergs :)
spice up your morning coffee with a live unpinned grenade in it
>>224734912how bored are you mate
well that's my one single chance at employment thrown into the bin now isn't itI will always be a NEET wastrel
>>224734950is that nut
got the fin vs history on
>>224734940One boisterous spaniel pup ruins their little meeting and their entire day
Gut is screaming out for respite after last night's pints and kebab
>>224734932yeah i had difficulty staying erect the first time i did it even though i was young and full of vigour, it's the nerves you see
miss the footie
>>224734988pints and kebab a euphemism for cronem batons yea? x
>>224734912I wish to explode your penis with dynamite
wish I were outside right now in the sun and blue sky but instead I am in my dingy incel hovel posting on the bribt
>>224735014No you vile little mincer, it isn't
>>224735005There's some on tonight including the always-hilarious Spurs
>>224735005loved this moment. haha epic football moment. they've surrounded the bloody referee! what went on there!!!
>>224734940morning standup discussing how to best terrorise the local ecology
arguing with unionists all morning
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to blend in a little harder. Time to make absolutely no effort whatsoever. Polyester. Synthetic fleece. Shiny nylon. Whatever was cheapest on the rail. T-shirts. Joggers. Hoodies. Puffer jackets. Trainers that look like they came free with a broadband contract. No shirts. No trousers. Certainly no nice shoes. Natural materials? Absolutely not. Wool is itchy. Cotton is showing off. Linen is for people who own a wine rack. Quality is NOT the key. The key is looking like you were assembled from whatever was left at the bottom of a supermarket clothing bin. Clothes should be thin, shapeless and vaguely tired. Ideally they should lose their colour after three washes and develop an unexplained bobble across the entire torso. Make sure everything is either slightly too big or slightly too small. Look like a runt. Shrink into your clothes. Avoid anything that suggests you have shoulders. And please, whatever you do, don't look confident or respectable. Looking like you have your life together is deeply suspicious. The goal is not to look good. The goal is to look like you could disappear into a bus queue and nobody would ever be able to describe you to the police. Time to get a move on. Time to gain absolutely no clue whatsoever.
Never ask A man, his salaryA woman, her ageA ScotNat, why so many Jamaicans have Scottish surnames
>>224735097leftypols dad
>>224735097Howling at this picture of Bruce
>>224735077now this is the autumn mindset I will have
*tossed salads and scrambled eggs voice*they're callin moo deng
You all act very mysterious and it works brit is like another world for me like it's not even human communication I'll mourn the day brit stops existing
need a new fragrance. an everyday smell. something that when i walk by people go "oh yeah, that's anon"
>>224735077anyone who cares about any of this shit is gay or American
>>224735097Me and Emma Watson.
>>224735077>Trainers that look like they came free with a broadband contract
doing quite the poo
>>224735154you should have seen the state of my poos yesterday. harrowing stuff
>>224735077i'm deeply paranoid so dressing inconspicuously is right up my alley
Read this and now I can only view things as real, hyperreal or simularcra and it's ruined my enjoyment of anything Should have listened to that anon who told me not to
>>224735089Raheem Sterling. ScotNats have a LOT to answer for.
any game recs on ps5 lads
>>224735177mortal shell
>>224735171blud is average 19 year old arts student
>>224735173I had to carry on toiling nobody clapped for me
>>224735177>ps5>game
>>224735173Insane the collective psychosis this country entered during that period People being ostracised by their neighbours for not going out to bang pots and pans
I will clap for the brit team !!
>>224735173hate them all so much
>>224735171Seeing this book mentioned everywhere at the moment. Did it go viral on TikTok or something?
feel fucking sleepy
>>224735173zero instances of starmer appearing on camera where he doesn't look like an alien pretending to be human
>>224734913based shagger. I don't have sex because I lose my erection when I put a condom on, so I just get my dicked sucked off by the prozzbergs instead
>>224735173never clapped
>>224735205Insane era for house parties though
>>224735171Learned about this in A level sociology 19 years ago and it didn't get me laid once so I view it as a terrible failure
>>224735222rubin grangovich
How many hours do you predict that today you will be sat alone posting on 4chan?
>>224735173my mum did this
zoomer shut-ins shitting the bed over covid again yeah? grow up spastics, it was just a little acknowledgement to the NHS, and this episode ruined your little lives lmfao
>>224735274Why do u keep asking this
tried to bash out a wank before standup but lost momentum halfway through
>>224735274maybe 2 since there's football on. will be closing this tab in a few minutes
>>2247352744chan addicts raging at being confronted with their addiction
>>224735173Lmao
>>224735185couldn't get into this the combat was ok but the world was very dull
>>224735278Little life? I loved my twenties. I worked hard, partied hard, went on crazy adventures, met some amazing people and fell in love more times than I care to count.
>>224735316the new sequel one? i've not played it but i want to play it soon
>>224735317And here you are now on this sad little website on a Tuesday morning
>>224735213Idk I don't use that, I heard in referenced in this article https://thecritic.co.uk/issues/august-2026/how-emily-ruined-hackney/>>224735267Don't believe anyone has ever got pussy from reading
>>224734932>>224735238>>224734991softralia
>>224735274I come and go. 1 hour brit, 1 hour gaming, 1 hour gooning, 1 hour youtube, etc.
a lot of londoners now denying their roadman big man ting phase from just a few years ago
i have tiny eyes
just realised the toilfu looks like Lucy Letby. She's even called Lucy as well
>>224735278>it was just a little acknowledgement to the NHSSorry I forgot we live in a country where the NHS is disparaged day in day out and needs to be formally acknowledged
>>224735327It's time to buckle down now. I need to slow down on the drink. On the partying. I need to start pouring my passion into my career. First one into the office. Last one to leave. I need to be stronger and healthier. A Heineken 0.0%. A Strava account. A bone broth. A green tea. Sure, I can go out every now and then but I've got to start somewhere. Tall oaks from little acorns. The best time to start was yesterday, the second best time is now. I'll do it for my future wife. My future children. My future self. I'll do it all for a clue.
>>224735364denying it yet all speaking in that awful fake accent
>>224735411Absolutely ADORE clueposting
I must COOOOOM
>>224735436absurd and frankly dangerous claim
post still hasn't arrived
>>224735405It is a bizarre and strange opposition you've manufactured in your head to the events, and is a product of literally years of being a shut-in freak with no friends you've become so untethered to reality you brain has made up some spergy rage lmao. Please grow up and move on from this, it was 6 years ago now mate.
wHO tuched my chocolits
>>224735201GTA VI isn't a game?
>>224735411FANTASTIC post
If Nigel Farage was an artillery gunner he would be called Nigel Barrage
>>224735496not out and not a ps5 gasme
>>224735250>house partiesLmao
nigel farage and his entourage facing a barrage of questions regarding an alleged sabotage in a garage
>UN footsoldiers in /brit/ trying to whitewash COVID deary me. no doubt we're paying his salary somehow too.
>>224735513Right well it will be out and on the PS5 so not sure how it's not a ps5 game
his life was ruined when we clapped for the NHS. He was too busy being a depressed mong, in his smelly bedroom deploying in verdansk to come downstairs when his mum asked him.
>>224735484It's ok to feel embarrassed about what you did mate Forced vaccinations, banging pots and pans, wearing a nappy on your faceI suppose some of us are just made of sterner stuff and others just do what they're told, no matter how illogical
>>224735555see>>224735548You were a fat mong in your hoody playing fall guys in 2020 mate, lower your tone.
>>224735548Clap for the NHS right now bong i want to see you do it
leftypol caught
i see the fartslaves are out in force today
covid ruined his entire lifeits like a marvel origin story
seed my niche book pls
>>224735583
Need to prepare for therapytoil in an hour. Hate how she just fucking unzips me and has me blubbering like a baby instantly. I am a strong stoic man and shall hold my head high. (I'll do nothing)
>>224735508WEEZING
>>224735614Shut up you cunt. They killed millions of people with that scam while getting away with it because most people are like you, their sycophants.
>>224735525It's WHO not UN
>Some PPE graduates from the 90s: You NEED this experimental gene therapy. It's absolutely VITAL. NON-NEGOTIABLE!>*6 months later*>Those same PPE graduates: Actually, it's optional.Did you hold out for 6 months of text messages and letters or do you just do whatever your told?
florence pugh
>>224735639Grow the fuck up and move on freak, nobody cares
https://youtu.be/4VLhBCXQ23w
I half want to return to university to get a masters but idk if I'd just be giving up a few years wages and be in the same spot along with having to pay my own housing at the same time
>>224735639Sycophant means someone who is talking shit about you, who is libeling verbally, spreading bad rumours about you
>he's made COVID his whole personalitysad!
>>224735173brits are something lmao
>>224735663Good post YESS
>>224735673No it doesn't. Sycophant means somebody who sucks up to you to gain favourThe compete opposite of what you said
>>224735675to his credit, he's been self-isolating for the last decade(nobody comes to visit)
>>224735665>Move on that was 6 years ago>Remember the Holocaust that was 80 years agoEh. Covid was an attack on my life, my family's life. That's what I care about not some bullshit fable. You need your face slapped
Iremong being a mong as per usual
>>224735544It's a game on PS5 but not a PS5 game
rorke clapping for his carers
thinking about jewish women lusciously having stillborns
>>224735708He's Greek. I just looked it up and he used the Greek definition. Mental how a Greek can travel to Ireland and just live off the dole
>>224735570Guarantee I live a more satisfactory life than you, I spent the COVID years travelling have a good job and wide social circleYou sit in your bedroom perpetually humiliated at how you could have fallen for it so easily
>>224735706you're not well mate
>>224735706Very Israel coded to still give a fuck about the holocaust
>>224735713Nobody cares about the millenicuckNo console has had a good exclusive game for a decade it's a dead Millenial concept
>>224735706Mild restrictions to stay indoors and work from home for a few months was an attack on you and your family's life? What are you talking about you schizophrenic runt lmfao oh no you had to wear a mask to go to the supermarket, calm down john rambo
>I spent years travellingI didn't know women posted on /brit/Did you find yourself at least?
We still see the after effects of covid mania today btwLeftypol is extremely desperate to make people forget or even corrupt people's memories of what actually went onDon't let him
>>224735760Concession accepted
>>224735732No successful person is banging on about events that happened for 18 months 6 years ago. If you were so much of a chad DURING covid, then it couldnt have been covid AFTER it ended could it? Blaming other things for your failure in life?
>>224735733It's easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled. >>224735736No one does yet millions of dollars are spent trying to force people to care through propaganda. My point is why can't we prioritize the attack that was perpetrated on us?
>>224735789Right well I'm a different personSee ya
>>224735694Are you greek motherfucker? No? Then shut up
>>224735791Mogs me several times over.
>>224735732>I spent the COVID years travellingright well you didn't did youunless you mean travelling within the country
>>224735805No but the definition of sycophant differs in Greek and English and you used the Modern Greek use of it because you are Greek and assumed in English it had the same meaning
>>224735729the only* definition
>>224735748The virus itself, we all got sick and my dad looked close to death. I'd strangle you you fucking brown subhuman
>>224735820>>224735820>>224735820
>>224735790Yes mate nobody every discusses things that happened in the past and their relation to now Nobody ever discusses the Iraq warNobody ever discusses thatcher or the austerity yearsNobody ever discusses the financial crashYou're an utter mong pal and you'd do well to leave this discussion here
>>224735774>Leftypol is extremely desperate to make people forget>LeftypolFunny way to spell "the state and the western imperialist interests". Is it regional?
>>224735815I don't assume. It's a greek word, therefore it has a greek definition. And that's that. I am the authority on what it means. Not you.
>>224735177gta 6 is coming out in a couple of months, just wait for that like
