gimp edish
well well well the truth always comes out you'll be free soon sweetheart and the bastards who framed you will take your place
>>224737324The inquiry literally says she was guilty though
World War Poo
>>224737324The inquiry says she killed them mong boy
i need to go to the psychologist
>>224737357Well well well
State pension being a grand a month is crazy tbf People with paid off houses and additional private pensions + a myriad of other benefits such as free bus passes larping like they're on the bread line
>>224737349>>224737357yeah thats what the media are saying now theyre just softening the blow before she gets fully acquitted
how many black men and women had their pussy/bussy split open by white slave owners during slavery? you just know them niggers had to enjoy that shit. get a timeout from the sun and have some sex. probably even got a nice cold drink as a reward too
>>224737365why was there so many jumpers about was it quite a chilly day haha x
finally a brit thread
>he has the cold btwBefore I commence let me clarify that it's fucking "she"And a cold is a valid illness that can be debilitating ESPECIALLY for people employing in customer facing roles or working with food
Mousey gets slagged off but HE was the one who invented the basic rhyming scheme of saying you're putting your hands in the air and waving them around like you just don't care. He invented that
can't hear footsteps on grass for some fucking reason what did these jeets do with the game
>>224737389if i was a slave owner i would have sex with all of my female slaves at least once and would keep a harem of the 5 best looking ones who wouldn't have to work. the men could stay outside though
humanity would be so much more interesting if we had a greater variety of hair colors
Would very much like to fuck Vanessa from Girl With The Dogs right up her arseAlways got anal slut vibes from her desu
>>224737405oh behave x
>>224737421i invented the high five
baddiedem sesh
Lunchtime food for thought: if the state pension increases by 3% each year, who benefits more from that policy: someone who is 75 now or someone who is 25?
>>224737418personally think this meme would be funnier with a picture of a confused looking cat
>>224737452i invented wearing your backpack on one shoulder
>>224737457being a woman is so easy... fuck my chud male life
>>224737457do you collect noras porn like you do everything else
>>224737472i love doing that. thanks mate
>>224737473become one then
sick of the word “goon”, such an embarrassing word, maliciously vulgar word, demoralising wordsick to death of it
>>224737389casual tuesday evening thoughts
>>224737472bizarre lie
If you had to have a limb amputated would you want above or below the elbow/knee? I don't know what the advantages or disadvantages are to each option but I imagine having your elbow and knee is better than not having it
>>224737473maybe you're an uncracked egg
HUGE fart on its way
Abortions are fucking disgusting. Women argue that "we need abortion because medical reasons and rape!" which make up an irrelevant number of abortions. People killing their future children out of convenience. Over 200,000 a year. Giving women choice, freedom, responsibility and duty is wrong. They need to be socially pressured as they have been through history. Let a woman do as she pleases and she will the most hedonistic creature on earth. They are baby factories. They should remain baby factories. They are happiest as baby factories. How we're at a point where women have lost their maternal instinct and kill children during pregnancy is beyond me.
>>224737506go away
we love her on here
>>224737433purp demmies
>>224737484Tell us how you really feel.
going to let my lunch settle then open a beer
>>224737440
>>224737523
lying in bedcomfymaxxing
>>224737460>who benefits more from that policyThe Jews
was watching an amateur porn where the woman said she hated the band motorhead and it pissed me off so much I removed it from my bookmarksnot even a fan of motorhead so not sure why it pissed me off so much
rorketime rorke for rorke: if the rorke rorkesion rorkecreases by rorke% each rorke, who rorkefits more from that rorke: somerorke who is rorke now or somerorke who is rorke?
>>224737539x
>>224737539
>>224737484i heard you's got a problem wif me... (brandishes brass knuckles)
>>224737531no, not necessary
>>224737535Never known so much in my life
>>224737420Take a strepsil and stack those shelves wagie. Your health is of no importance. You are a donkey. You shall work to the bone.
Finding out what the dogpill entails was quite disturbing
>>224737555erm i dont know, leftypol i guess?
FUCK MY FUCKING HAIRLESS CUTE TWINK LIFE
>>224737565tss… your no match for me *unsheathes katana*
OHCITZJGKGSD&(.(&.69.(@.(&.@:8&;&;.48.@(bx8(.06,9.9
>>224737577me looking up knotting after someone said it on /brit/
president joe binble
Anyone want to have a discussion about the effects of covid?
Having my first week off in a year has really highlighted how empty my life really is
>>224737588twinkinho
>>224737563oh you mindraped x
katie prices little half blood nigger hell spawn is a fat disgusting piece of shit. fucking little beast's existence should be considered a hate crime
>>224737476nah
play sunday league footy and most of our team are fat boomers but there's a bloke my age who looks like henry cavill and genuinely has a very very plump erotic arse and i had to hide my stiffy onceim not gay btw
>>224737626did you just stay home with the gf?
>>224737577Its not a real thing its just some weird bestial projection from furry incels
>>224737632i distrust the darkened ones as much as the next bloke but you sound medically insane
>>224737641If by gf you mean a hangover then yes
Is it just me or is it quite chilly today?
>>224737641The gf?
>>224737651JUMPSCARE ALERT HAHAHA
>>224737632youve stepped things up a notch, racismlad
they sayin butthead touch beavis thats why he quiet
>>224737473it's all relative duude
>>224737661>>224737664…you lads do have gfs, right?
>>224737635it was probably very hairy and pooey. still aroused?
>>224737631Poopyhead.
>>224737678she cute
been away for 18 months and i see spaki is still doing his sacked tranny larpsuch an embarrassing specimen
>>224737677This gives the butthead is beavis’ dad theory credence
>>224737682only faggots have girlfriends. shut up and fuck off back to your own general
If you have a gf you belong in /Britfeel/. /Brit/ is a general for the eternal shaggers who shag multiple girls (or lads) multiple times a week until death ends their shagging spree
>>224737651
>>224737711you are a molested virgin freak
>>224737685...yh
>>224737678body count: 67
>>224737711last time you shagged your dad was still alive LOL
>>224737719jesus christ
>>224737678would grip chudette’s ponytail and throatfuck her tonsils out. then I’d spread her two weeks unshaven twat and tongue her bean
>>224737719mad how dwight yorke is his da
>>224737719This should be the flag of the west
>>224737711you have never and will never ever had/have sex in your lifebe quiet
>>224737719quite the specimens
Imagine a woman walking into an abortion clinic to kill her kid. Her legs taking her into the clinic. Her arms opening the door. She books in for her appointment. Sits and waits 20 minutes. She is called up, makes the walk into the room and sits on the operation chair. Spreads her legs, takes off her trousers. Let's the doctor mangle her insides and vaccum out what should have been a child. A child who enjoyed christmas, played with toys, went to school, had an education, became an adult and had their own family. This person was denied their life out of convenience.If someone demands an abortion, they should have their tubes severed. These spastic whores should not have the chance to have a child. They don't deserve the right anymore.
>>224737719grim. all 3 need to be executed
chudout
>>224737752my colleague was just saying this during lunchbreak
>>224737717 I remember when this was posted on Reddit for the first time and the foids in the comments were unironically calling for this young lad to have to take testosterone-reducing medication
>>224737711I just ate some soup from Aldi
>>224737719bloke on the right looks like a decent looking older man, surely he can so bettet than her?
Still considering calling in sick with this cold but concerned about my Bradley Index being too high
>>224737372Cody said "fuck an espresso give me a big boy" and the Dunkin' employee gleefully obliged
man i'll tell you what bout dat dang ol /brit/ man just ain't go good man dang ol... grown mean talkin bout dang ol wankin poo man just ain't right man
>>224737795Would you ever have an abortion?
>>224737794Wayne lineker? Quite the opposite of all those things except older
>>224737811I take precautions beforehand to avoid getting pregnant
watching a gmod recreation of the twin towers falling
Might order a pizza
>>224737682I do yeah
>Bradley Index
>>224737834kizza for lunch is it?
>>224737800Talmbout how you gon dang ol scream when you dang ol do a poo talmbout HOOOWHEEE poo scream i tell you hwat
>>224737824yeah? like being a man?
>>224737800kek not bad
>>224737719It's honestly a blessing Harvey is retarded so he can't understand what a state his mum is
men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walsh
carbonara buldark nooduh are fucking shite
hey niggas
why do bames freak out about being on camera so much
>>224737824you are not a woman and, therefore, cannot get pregnant
>>224737857probably the best precaution that exists
I'm an Englishman first and foremost, an American second and British NEVER.Celts OUT!
>>224737871some third worlders think cameras are stealing part of their soul or some shit no joke
>>224737752in all honesty once the artificial wombs are ready for human incubation, we should just harvest all the eggs from white women we need and then just kill them all. only full blooded European men deserve life and no we have the means to procreate without disgusting white women
>>224737855...sometimes i scream when i poo
>>224737895mine does this
>>224737898tough day in the centrelink queue eh racismlad
>>224737898are you a full-blooded european man?
answered the door to jehovas witnesses wearing my deathspell omega jumperthey were polite but obviously nervous
>>224737752>spreads her legs before taking off her trousersVirge
greetings cunts. Going on hollyday to Scotland next week, is it wise to buy train tikkets in advance or is it not necessary? Going from Aberdeen to Elgin and then from Elgin to Kyle of Lochalsh with a stop in Inverness.
>>224737847Probably just going to eat the one meal today
>>224737944yes. unlike you saami blooded gookcel
>>224737913kirkmas day was last week lad
>>224737927um
>>224737950Buy them on the train. Usually cheaper.
>>224737913mad how he was dead after a second and his body movements were caused by the sudden shock to his spinal cordhuman body is genuinely fascinating
how important is Harv?
right well
i would like to call for a minute of silence in remembrance of every ginsters cornish pasty eaten without first warming it in the oven (not the microwave)
>>224737950why are you going to those shitholes
what's he getting then
>>224737904Bill, no more talk of bodily functions!
>>224737752
>>224737950Sometimes they’re cheaper to buy in advance but it’s usually not worth the bother, try checking on trainline
>>224737871they're always up to some kind of criminal activity or another so obviously they don't want there to be evidence
>>224737967you are as presumptuous as you are poor, and irish
>>224737972>>224737995thank you
I wish I was aborted
>>224737927where do you find this shit
>>224737991screaming at the notion of rorke in his incel bedroom seething at women and fantasizing about dating an abortion baby
A paedophile who was spotted by a passenger watching child abuse videos on a train to London also tried to buy a 13-year-old girl and was paying for her in instalments.David Johnson, 35, was seen viewing videos of young children being abused while on a train from Stafford to London on September 23, 2025.Messages from a sick child porn supplier said:'I got all videos. Don't worry, sweetheart [I] supply all kinds of videos.[sic]' The vile predator responded: 'Just kids videos'.At Inner London Crown Court, he pleaded guilty to six counts of making indecent images of children, two counts of attempting to engage in sexual communication with a child and arranging a child sex offence.He was sentenced to two years and three months behind bars last April. He was also handed a 10-year Sexual Harm Prevention Order.
>>224737988A sausage reptile
>>224737950no one cares fjordnigger, can it
>>224737950If you know your schedule it's absolutely better to buy them in advance as they only get more expensive closer to the timeI don't know what those other two are talking about
>>224737991saddest shit i've seen in a long while
I RAPE RORKE AND LEFTYPOLPUT MY LITTLE COCK IN THEIR COINSLOTS, BABY
>>224738027>A paedophile who was spottedleftypol left his house
>>224738027>sick>vilewhy can't they just report the news objectively in neutral language? no one is impressed by some wanker journalist's pearl clutching
>>224737927ummers
you only care about abortion because its another excuse to hate women
>>224738051no mirrors in your house then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMnNdftVQPk
>>224737988white ppl be like this is my emotional support lizard jonathon
Where will it end?
have you all been praying for me? my life is quite shit and I'm wondering if it's due to lack of prayers
>>224738060incredibly suspicious post
>>224738069true
challenge: try and actually make a point that demonstrates you aren't an npc who absorbs and repeats talking points
>>224738060that’s what really upsets me about this story, the editorialising
>>224738097ive been casting curses on you
>>224738108
>>224738097been praying upside down accidentally for the last couple of days, could be that
>>224738097sorry lad had a slight hick-up in my life that needed some attention, will resume prayer for you tonight
insane the amount of religious bollocks is on the internet these dayslockdown has broken many people's brains
>>224738097i will pray to ganesha
>>224738069I don't need an excuse to hate women
>>224738097I’ve been praying for you… to get lost!
>>224738097just prayed one out for you big man
>>224738135>lockdown has broken many people's brainsreal the whole world has gone mad
>>224738108are you the bloke who got mind-raped by the simulacrum book?
picky biccies
>>224738108i had one this morning but i forgot it
>>224738097I've been praying for the mourners and those suffering on my X timeline but I can spare a prayer for you too x
>>224738108despite being an evil chud I don't like it when people racially abuse random individuals unprovoked (which i admit rarely happens)i still think being nice is important x
>>224738027>tried to buy a 13-year-old girl>will be out in 10 months after serving 40% of his sentence
>>224738135kind of funny that the world had to live for six months the way I've lived my entire life and they all went insane and haven't recovered to this day
>>224738027>10-year Sexual Harm Prevention Orderthis is the real killer punishment. the police basically install an app on your phone and will come to your house even if you watch legal porn because the software detected a penis or vag
>>224738178gp x
>>224738135im not anti-religion but it should be illegal to convert to any religion as an adult. gotta be born into it
>>224738027Bros just sat there on the train watching child abuse
*takes a hit from the weed joint*Hyperreality... Woaaaah...
>>224738180no room in prisons due to darkies
you have to be so mentally unwell to suffer in uastralia only the bottom of the barrel freaks end up here with us
>>224738178same makes me sad seeing people abuse the biomass even
>>224738180you get more for twitter posts. andy's britain
>>224738159no
>>224738157Are we sure this wasn’t just because they fell asleep watching tv and teleshopping came on
>>224738183odd post mate that just makes you 1000x more insane than them
>>224738049I, will take that into cinsideration. Cheers
>>224738135it's basically all performative id pay it no mind unless you hear voices in your head or something then it's most likely god
>>224738169Is 'picky bits' a new term? I've always known it as 'nibbles'
>>224738191not the first timesomebody was chatting in a forum on a plane in public a few weeks ago too
>>224738208I'm a winter man in a summer land
Cup of tea time
Just found out the twitch streamer/IG dancer I wank to self harms.Don't know if I can keep wanking to her now tbqhwya.
>>224738108only European men deserve life, everyone else is just wasting resources
>>224738244no one cares you sad cunt fuck off
>>224738108women shouldn't be allowed to breed
>andyshould say andrew. he's the pm not your colleague
>>224738208no they too have been thoroughly pozzed since the 1990’s so we can’t blame for some of them for going the way of the incel.
Just did a big dense poo and it hurt my bum and there was loads of blood in the toilet bowlthink it might be some haemorrhoids inside my arse holeBum hurts a bit now but I'm ok
>>224737633why not
had a look at pictures of israel and it genuinely looks indistinguishable from other third world shitholesyou'd think they'd use their money to pretty it up a bit
finger food?i hope "food" is a noticeably but not detrimentally chubby 5'10" pale goth woman
Right now the main symptoms I have are nausea and a headache. There is a slight sore throat and some very mild congestion but it feels manageable
>>224738254im a european man who wastes resources what's to be done with me
>>224738244duckie? why would that stop you watching a streamer?
..living for the weekend..
female colleague said she’s trained in behavioural science and cognitive behavioural training, so i decided to prod a bit, unbeknownst to her, but she just ended up talking about herself
>>224738135I don’t think there’s a single comment section on yt without some proselytizing christcuck If i was a saint who got executed for trying to convert id be pissed at the laziness
>>224738295*an european
i was on here at like 6am and racismlad was having a melty and i came back just now and hes still posting his shite that cunt needs sectioned
Big BIG news today lads. Turns out somebody do care me.
>>224737787yeah definitely real and not something concocted by the feverish mind of a demented incel
>>224738306She's a woman, what did you expect?
>>224738282totalbiscuit died because he was too embarrassed to get checked after this happened
>>224738295european men have earned the dole imoits a gift from your ancestors x
>>224738289
>>224738289gp
PalantirAnthropicOpenAIxAI
>>224738184how do u know that
Found out about Dainty Wilder through her ASMR and after I found out she heems her minge on camera and is a "squirt specialist" it sort of ruined her for me
what's up my NIGGERS
>>224738317well something interesting, but i was left disappointed
>>224738300are you still going to be posting like this when you're 60 years old?
do the boriswavedo the boriswave
>>224737752what about a woman who takes a pill and prevents the growth of a two week old blastocyst? bit less emotionally resonant
>>224738300Because I would like her ankles on my shoulders while I penetrate with vagina with my p*nis until I ejaculate.However, those ankles having ugly scars changes the matter.
>>224738327VERY good post
>>224738339Hail Industry. Hail America. Hail Glory.
>>224738370who tf self cuts their ankles lmao
>>224738230Always been picky bits for me, but I always heard it as piccy bits, as in bits for a "piccy" which I assumed was a cute term for a picnic.>>224738319I've had happen before a couple times, and a couple of my family members have Chron's so terribly scared of it being cancer, but I will at some point see a GP
don’t think I’ve ever looked in the toilet after shitting, i could be kakking a pint of blood a day and id have no idea
>>224738370Just not attractive
was my birthday a few days ago and ive devided to be teetotal until my next birthdayneed a clear mind and healthy stomach to gain all the clues i need to gain
Breakfast: Banana, oat, raw cacao powder, maca powder, cinnamon, ground linseed, milk smoothieLunch: Cordyceps mushroom powder omelette on wholemeal toast with Sencha green tea.Now I can have a Ginsters pasty for dinner tonight and get drunk
>>224738379people without arms
>>224738166lol, dilate trannies
>>224738381best to keep avoiding it i reckon
>>224738379I do whenever i get a new pair of shoes
chicago doesnt make sense to me, why do they all just enjoy killing each other like whats the actual purpose to it all
>>224738327thanks ancestors
>>224738169Would be much better on some plates rather than directly on the worktop. Then again I'm a 29 year old skinnyfat KHHV, so what do I know?
>>224738421theyre black
I've got picky bits on my bumhole
>>224738400mentally ill tranny abomination being jealous of biofems - Many such cases!
>>224738400>kick pregnant woman down a flight of concrete steps and the baby dies>infanticideYou will not provide any legal case that provides evidence for this false claim. You won't do it. I forbid it, and you'll do what I tell you.
>>224738387Welcome to cluesvillePopulation: (you)
I don't even mean this in an edgy chud way, the fact that the nhs is full of incompetent bames genuinely terrifies meif i ever end up in hospital with a medical emergency a part of me will mentally be preparing for death
>>224738431Humina humina
>>224738421'gers
>>224738283try to keep my goon urge separate from my archive urge. they're fun for different reasons, no reason to muddle them
>>224738388hope you choke
big on the maccas powder as of lateon a health kick you see
>>224738400>woman wants an abortion>kick her down a flight of concrete steps and the baby dies>get praised by abortion activists and get off scot free
savoury food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sweet food
i can see a demon staring at me in the corner of my eye
>>224738166knew a guy who had both as a kidhe was mental childlikeonce tried to kill my sister's friend with a hammer, but I took the hammer off him before he could. didn't really appreciate the gravity of the situation at the timethink he's meant to be dead now but not sure
who up picking they bits
>baby dies
time to go back to yoga methinks
>>224738400it not right
bill oddie dead
>>224738474I doubt both of them were fully functioning
As probably the only person in this incelruntlair that has actually had a fetus they created aborted, best fucking thing that ever happened to me. Would be an absolutely miserable dadcuck by now if it hadn't happened. Anyone that thinks they're a bad idea are deluded, I would have been an atrocious father.
They're called picky bits because it's not proper food instead you pick at it and roll it around in your fingers and put it back for someone else to pick at before finally someone eats it. Things like slices of ham, cucumber slices and boiled eggs.
>>224738341google
>>224738485you're genuinely an evil cunt arent you
>>224738430>>224738446true but whats the end goal? even in deep dark congo vine swinging territory the tribe at least kill each other over resources and stuff, what are the chicago chimps killing each other for?
anyone know the pysch ward that let tilde out? i think they're going to want to see that post.y. i. k. e. s.
>>224738515not really i feel bad for posting that now
>>224738387good luck lad. Get a hobby for the evenings to keep you busyI'm thinking of bird watching to meet cute girls
>>224738517Because you touch yourself at night
picky bum tea
nothing more toxic than the idea of altruistic behaviourthere is literally nothing wrong with expecting something in return for helping someonenow i don't mean you should hold out your hand when you pull someone out the way of a moving bus, but the best way to encourage helpful behaviour is to reward itthis notion of doing good for the sake of it is complete bullshit outside of the context of your family
>>224738496don't know honestly
>>224738370bit of extra grip innit. do wonder if the scars are sensitive? I have one across the back of my knuckle and I feel a shiver when touching it but that's cause I cringe at scars
>>224738517money probably
willy looks massive today
>>224738559People often do good because it makes them feel good
>>224738503It's called picnic food but that was too White coded so the diversity driven marketing boards decided on picky bits
>>224738541you post evil shit all the time its hardly a one off
>>224738573I'd rather smooth ankles to caress.
>>224738587well that's fine, the good feeling is the reward
>>224738592It's a Northern thing not a black thing
New>>224738588
>>224738580imagine if archeologists found this in a 5000 year old ruin
>>224738601
>>224738584Have no idea if my willy is a good size or not, porn has fucked my brain. Regular condoms are too tight but if I look in the mirror it doesn't look that proportional and it's fucking tiny flaccid.
>>224738438I think I mentioned it here previously but the NHS bames almost killed my dad. Just kept pumping him full or morphine until he was dying from an overdose. The ward manager had to run in with emergency naloxone, and that was only one of the instances of their general incompetence.Died about a week later from cancer but it certainly makes me wonder what else they fucked up and if they accidentally accelerated his decline.
>>224738387mental how good your face is going to lookworked for me anyway
>driving test cancelled againoh my fucking hell
>>224738899Due to ` woke `
>>224738899you'd only fail it so why bother