I am the "nigga" man
>>224742294
desperate to make the new mexican
SCUMMMMMM GANGGGGGG
>>224741782Genuinely miss him
kino
>>224744521it's been L after L after L for the uk since suez
What are they posting?
doing a sit down wee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL9AdYJZ9C0
Nigel Garage
>>224744618cute!
>>224744618how posh
Dr House admitted to being gay
>>224744521Not really, that would only happen if england was partitioned.
only gone an noticed those vegan gays have just uploaded their weekly din dins video havent i and ive stuck it on i haveoooooooohhhhh int it loveleh, give em a watch!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCOHgCz5ISk
Actually insane how badly I dominated that freak on covid this morning
watching webms of people being killed LOLpeople shouldn't watch that shit!!!!
You now remember this gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQGgDE9NNk
anime
i have nothing to die for, i am not a true man
>>224744719wat the dog doin
>>224744688all you need is something to live for
>>224741782Being a prostitute dog isn't "cuck coded" and you guys have never even seen pussy
>>224744521Buck status: ...
>>224744780what
>>224744780your parents must have abused you so horrifically for you to turn out like this and for that im sorry
so how's the shagging going then lads?
>>224744839oh brilliant
surely this should not be allowed
shittin my arse off
you lads ever seen a bmw?
>>224744857touching him or having a nipple out?
It’s true my dads a scientist
>>224744780seek help
Glory to Wales
>>224744807she could do with skipping a few meals
>>224744884well both really but more the latter
daylight come and mi wan go home
PANICSELL ALL YOUR ASSETSSELL EVERYTHING ITS OVERITS SO FUCKING OVER
>>224744888he has a point. all that money spent on it and the best treatment we have (the same treatment thats been around for decades) is to poison your body with radiation and highly toxic chemicals.
>>224744921hey mr talibanhand over bin laden
>>224744906Inshallah
>>224744877was thinking about this the other dayand that prank where you ask if someone would kiss a bmw for £100
Start freaking the FUCK out NOW!
actually makes me go fucking insane when I’m trying to prepare my dinner and people come and stand around in the kitchen doing fucking nothing just in the way over your shoulder FUCK OFF
kill 9999999999999999999 people
what did the bbc do for you?
glub glub :3D'OH >:O
>>224745017Split me open
>>224744992tell them, not us
Do people still play dead by daylight
>>224745008All of them Indian
>>224745037no im a pussy
Am I solving captchas? Course I'm not solving captchas x
imagine if a car went 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
>>224745042only american e-girls do
Hours spent today, alone, posting on 4chan?
I don't believe that Wales can survive as an independent nation
Our unity is stronger than an atomic bomb
Based Labour
brother hasn’t been answering my messageshope he’s ok at uni :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL8_lX4E6MELOL
>>224745148he's busy shagging lad
>>224745148Every fuck him up the arse?
wanking my life down the drain
Vote restore if you want a neighbor from lahore.
>>224745103It wouldn't survive.The only people talking right now are nationalist parties. They all want the same things. Labour and Conservative have historically been superior in Wales and Scotland.
>>224745160grow up
>>224745158LOL and just last week I saw someone say they got a 3 hour youtube ad for one of this kid's videos
>>224745179Just asking
>>224745173
>>224745194just telling
>>224745202I won't make fun of this because similar displays take place in this country
Connections was a hard one today
>>224744806>>224744903At least I have parents
>>224744857RIP Michelle
>>224745248Wish there was shit like this but for non small penises
>>224745252why do they let you live in that abysmal schizo den you call a home, toby?
>>224745246Ok but this is a white country America isn’t
>>224745202This is how they wrote the book of love btw
>>224745252you're a pedophile
>>224745291This one I actually can get You live with your parents. You don't understand why I could have my own place You're mad that I do that that. It's too late and you wouldn't want to put in the work to get it. Just keeps living with your parents
>>224745139Reminder that it was Labour governments that supported the persecution and ousting of communists from Greece in the first act of the so-called "Cold War", introduced internment without trial in Occupied Ireland and of course uninterruptedly supported the settler-colonialism in Palestine.
>>224745333Right so that's r9k moving on to the Australian flag (the reason why Australia got rangebanned) isn't it They did use a yank flag too didn't they >Daddy give me attention please I'm a runt That's you And your mental retardation is showing
Perhaps it is more of a "hindsight" thing, but the world trade center buildings stood out above new york so much you'd think they were an obvious target
>>224745339i dont understand how you apparently have parents in your life who allow their son to live in such filththey must be no user junkies much like yourself
>>224745252so do i. ones that didnt abuse me and turn me into a fucking freak.you'll be posting here christmas day because your parents dont love you. i'll be with my parents who love and support me
Button, white, chestnut, and Portobello mushrooms are all the same species, but at different stages of growth.
I can't go one day without spending money
I dont get the argument sydney is not claiming to be a woman in sport she's an actress to doing an advert thats her job. And it's nothing new actors actress's athletes models have all done similar things and there's never been any backlash i think it stinks of a certain demographic of women being jealous of probably the most talked about actress in the world at the moment and trying to kick up a fuss
>>224745391nothing gets past you
Anyways I smiled a a dog today and was told (telephatically) to wink at it, so I did Because I'm a good boyAnd I (an empath) got a little chub on at the dog and how it behaved No not the dog that was second and came to sniff me, which was there only to ruin this post Wish that other dog would've fucked me
>>224745400I can't be arsed with you and that's what you deserve Like leftylol if you get no attention you have nothing. Enjoy the shit life that God delegated to you and all the suffering in it
>>224745412of course she's notleftypol loves to strawman an argument in when they hate someone
>>224745416Better insight than the people of New York eh? haha
>>224745418what the hell nigga
these are real people
>>224745418creepshow
has rorke even watched a single sydney sweeney movie, given how obsessed he is with her you'd think he did
>>224745412Ugly people. That's whoThe left is ugly munted and run through. Genetic dead ends and self hating whites
i accidentally pushed on a pull door and the fucking genius behind me said “u gotta pull it” as if my next option was gonna be to start sucking on the door handle
>>224745462>these are real peoplesonion
>>224745439my life is good and full of joy though and has minimal suffering.your life is miserable and you'll die an early lonely life because of it
>>224745412I suppose their point is that women in sport typically aren't the most beautiful, they need to be a certain level of ugly masculinity to actually compete in sportsydney is very feminine and beautiful
>>224745462theyre either south asians or bots so not sure that statement holds up.
>>224745503so, jealousy
Rorke Mad at the prostitute he said hello (twice) to (she had air pods in) because she said she's from Yorkshire, where he's fromOk you say whatever I want? How about call me a good boy and rape me for $20, or do it for free at the end of the night when you want to cuddle Anyways if it's not a prosssie (it is) then I set up the play that the dating coach the pharmacist paid for (like $40 btw) where he said you say hi to a woman and later can be like oh hey it's you
60 piece popcorn chicken for £5.99 for dinner
>>224745541robbed
>>224745541thats not 60 pieces
>>224745541Would have bought 2 of them 3 mot has ago but I'm a healthy boy now
>>224745541honestly? lush
>bronze girl with the biggest nose I've ever seen in my life: yeah I'm from Yorkshire
>>224745462both sold out to jews so it makes sense
>>224745541halal shite
>>224745541not popcorn nor chicken
bruce repping hard for his hometown of yo gabba gabba
>>224745541Well, yes, I guess that counts as dinner. As for me, I'm having sea bass fillets with sweet potato fries and kale. But you do you
>>224745592r9k
>>224745598Ah, you're a woke
>>224745598>friesfoy
Rorke asking a bitch where his money is when he gets "trapped" and getting $10Later on detesting that they NEVER touched his penis not even a hand job so he shouldn't have to pay. +$10
COCK!
>>224745647You just hate straight white men and only god will judge you. P.S you're wrong
>>224745647I have a white one. Quite large one at that
>have another 50+ years of life to get throughabsurd really
for sale: 1 penisnever used
melty
>>224745412it's almost like the entire thing is a marketing stunt to increase exposure for the ad and for the influencers who are criticizing it
>>224745647*rorke turns around*
>>224745688ktim
>>224745675would you be interested in selling
>>224693146
market value: zero
Leftists will just pour in millions of wogs to vote for them and the right will do nothing
got the whole pub creasin
>>224745688lie on we KNOW you been wanking that shit
Would your mates say you're the funniest one in the squad?
completely lose your mind seems comfy
>>224745781i dont have mates
>>224745793in english please
>>224745793Yeah a woman doing it to you, you as the dog
>>224745793it isnt
>>224745804freak
>>224745781probably but it is a pitifully small squad
>>224745800you very disrespect
>>224745827kek this is me
Martin Lewis in 22 minutes
Lads I think there's some poo in my bum. What should I do?
We live in a fair and equal society
>>224745885filthy fucking bastard
anyone gonna watch 70 up
>>224745575The jews being mi6/5 and the crown?
imagine if time started flowing backwards and you sat on the toilet and poo started flying up into your arse
>>224745910I'll be watching Martin Lewis in 20 minutes so he can tell me whether to fix my energy tariff or not
>>224745902mad this is only 1KB smaller
>>224745919already happens to me
>>224745749True, all those somalian, sudanese, nigerian and afghans voting as we speak
I strongly disagree with the idea of Wales being a country or nation. Welshness comes from Britishness. Wales is a part of the island nation of Great Britain. We speak British English. We're ethnically British. We are descended from the exact same ancient Britons as people in England. Wales was a region of England for half a millennium and made that way by the Welsh Tudors. There is a greater genetic difference between north Wales and south Wales than between south Wales and south England. Swansea is on the same latitude as London. South Wales is much geographically connected to south England than it is to north Wales. Most people in Wales wouldn't support independence. I've never been to north Wales yet I can see England from my house
>>224745919Christopher Nolan made a film about that
>>224745931got you wrapped round his little thrifty finger doesnt he
r9k running with their tails between their legsSmart
>>224745919>>224745929Checks out
>>224745943yes you've said this many times you boring fucking bastard
>>224745960I saved £64,000 on my mortgage because of him
>>224745968we dont care
>>224745958stole it from red dwarf
why do americans love /pol/posting in /brit/?
Mad how no one asked to be born yet here we are against our will
>>224745968KEK, rare, and I do mean RARE, screamer of a post by the disillusioned rightwinger yank.We're all communists lads. Because deep down we care. I will make you realise.
>>224745943Big fan of decentralisation myself. The more independence and variety the better. Politically, culturally, ethnically. Not Welsh but I love Wales. I'm Yorkshire and I love Yorkshire as well. Independence for Yorkshire NOW.
any economically inactive man in
>>224746010leave it on reddit next time
watching that Danger 5 show, pretty funnyso many fitties in it too just one after another
HOT TOWN, SUMMER IN THE CITYBACK OF MY DRAWS GETTIN' DIRT' AND SHITTY
>>224746016maybe we did but don't remember itdon't remember anything from about the age of 3 of 4 do you? how are you gonna remember the pre-life lobby?
>>224746026Yorkshite
no longer summer so the joke kind of falls flat
>>224746037thank you for supporting the australian television industry
>>224746058Right so that's an "Irish" person who gives a shit about... Yorkshiren
>>224746036Found it on X (formerly known as Twitter) actually
facing the fact that my cock will not be getting any bigger
>>224746062Kind of like you when you try to escape moose
>>224746107not a nice feeling is it
i make dyke pussy wet
>>224746016You don't know that we didn't agree to have our memory of the spirit plane wiped so we could have a totally immersive play about on earth. I reckon we were tricked though. They showed us a brief scene of someone being happy and we wanted it, so they let us experience it but they didn't mention all the shit that comes with it.Like when you agree to a game of chess thinking it'll be fun but then you blunder your queen and start raging at yourself.
>>224746015because no one goes to /cum/ probably
major league swag outmajor league swag outmajor league swag out
>>224746107remembering that last time mum drew a little notch in the kitchen wall when we would measure it every few months :(
got the urge to scream at the top of my lungs
end forced book reading
>>224746084think its about time you did something for me in return
>>224744674luv em x
they've come for the women
>>224746180thoroughly un-british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpbvf-E2jE
>>224746211rorke immediately reaching for the skynet kill switch
old.reddit.com/r/lucyletby/comments/1i1f75e/thought_about_lls_mental_status_and_possible/the read
8 minutes
>>224746213sat that niggard downhack the planet motherfucker
>>224746213roller-skates need to be banneddutch reach needs to be taught because people are too thick
>old.reddit
bro demmie peace
I am the only one with consciousness
>>224746180ever since i got used to living alone i have the urge to say the N-word loudly, out loud whenever i remember something embarrassing. I haven't lived alone for over a year and I still get it
>>224746280it has epic internet soul for the win, u mad???
boomers love a joke about cultural appropriation
got the fucking tunes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=074Z6idzxhs
Dreamt that I couldn't decide what tattoo to get.You ever get a dream where you entire dream is trying to make a decision?
Laser fruit is pregnant
Hey everyone I'd like to apologize for the post I made last night when I said "Children deserve to have legs." I didn't realize that statement was offensive to the Jewish community and I will choose my words better moving forward.
tonight matthew i'm going to beDAVID VANIAN
>>224746316we try to avoid swearing in here mate
>>224746290I stole somebody's moral compass but then I felt bad so I gave it back
>>224746122i'm flat whether there's a moose involved or not
>>224746359mad how they step into the clouds and then back out again a second later looking completely different. it's magic!!!!
>>224746347is she still with the mystery man behind prestige clips
>>224746354Thank you. In future, please ensure you get approval from your local Rabbi before making a post here.
I am not my thoughts I am the observer
>>224746211rorke mogged
deeply funny thread
>i'm flat whether there's a moose involved or not
>>224746373Big gay horse!! <3
>>224746373got the northern exposure theme in my head now
2 minutes
>>224746284
imagine if she did SPH
there's a moose in me hoose
>>224746474bizarre lie
>>224746058I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for anger, I can tell you I don't have any fucks to give. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you retract your statement now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
why are there random mentions and news stories about the UK breaking up but nothing about it on BBC News, is it an Israeli psy-op
>>224746467no idea who that is
>>224746474I let the moose loose about your hoose
any long distance relationship man in? think I'm entering long distance relationship territory but I don't think I want to
>>224746467why can't girls like this have cocks
>>224746467looks british here
Martin Lewis is on in a few seconds
>booked the day off work at 5am>for some reason just woke up at 18:40fuck medoes sleeping whilst others toil make you sleep better?I've never slept that long in my life
ANOTHER WOOOOORLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ9bfJ7GKsQ
>>224745931he was saying you should fix it like a month agotoo late now sorry
>>224746491you'll do nothing
>>224746463he's just like me
>>224746503He's the quick misterHe's in bed with your sister
lucy letby is innocent
>>224746529you must have been sleep deprived
my face whenwhen the weed hits
>>224746467Let me guess this is the new ancient persian royal bloodline were supposed to goddess worship
>>224746525he is /bribt/ financial correspondent???
bribt
good evening brint team!!!!
>>224745912the crown thats been jewish since 1700? that same crown?
UP IN DA CLUB
>>224746553how many millions do you think she'll win when she's acquitted
yhe bribt binble
If you took all the fat from a larger blue whale, it would weigh too much to be legally transported on British roads.
Kate Middletons maternal grandmother was a Goldsmith
>>224746248>As a career psychiatric clinicianstopped reading there
bribt finanical news
>>224746467mad how easy it is for women just get a nose job, buccal fat removal and on the 'zempic. men have to actually put effort in and lift weights to be attractive
>>224746530good track
>>224746625Don't do that
>>224746467no idea who this is
>>224746646No you just have to be nice
which gimmicks need retiring in 2027
Literally just eat fruit and whole grains like the bible told you
>>224746673are you a woman?
>>224746673shut uo
>>224746680fuck that nigga i need meat motherfucker
yhe bingle just spoke to me and said "god ain't real nigguh"
Bit mad how all of the political groups nowadays seem to think they’re talking to bots whenever someone online opposes them
>>224746680wouldn't touch the sides
>>224746690Yes>>224746699No
in the town where i was bornlived a man who sailed to sea
>>224746709take this man meat
salmon starting for arse
>eat the fruitAlright satan
>>224746738A woman with a vagina?
no, Hitler did NOT kill himself
>>224746769Not yet
>>224746770He was hounded into it, the Jason Arday of his era
>>224746805very apt comparison
right thats me on the wine htenand theres a steak and kidney pie singign to me its singing la al lalala lala steak and kidney lala
Pulling out my phone at the restaurant to show my date my Pokemon HOME boxes
most of you don't lift and it shows
>>224746846Corrrr
>>224746861i lift food to my mouth
>>224746861only thing you lift is shirts
>>224746861i lift my bum to poo
>>224746646not every woman has the genetics to look that good after nose job, buccal fat, and zempicmen can use all that too btw
lifting my dad's bollocks to suck his gooch
>>224746635OP is making BPD appear more malicious than it is but still an interesting read
>>224746901yeah i'm gay so what?
>>224746861I'm on a liftweights diet
>>224746901Never understood this one
>>224746491*in thick, distinct glaswegian accent*CHEWS HERROINE
>>224746861i'm on a seaweed diet
Wouldn’t have minded Lucy Letby if was exclusively non white babies she “allegedly” killed but nah
>>224746708hokki
>>224739961>>224739961
i sea weed and i friggin smoke it
always a bit unsure about how to feel watching nonce stings when it just seems like a bunch of bullies targeting someone who is clearly vulnerable and not mentally capable
>>224747055>>224747055>>224747055
>>224746963think youre supposed to imagine a dress shirt and the trousers being pulled down gotta lift the shirt to get to you know what
>>224747042Finally clued in? Most of them get dropped because they harass the alleged nonce and publicly expose their face and address to thousands
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
