The real thing we should be talking about is why do zoomers say "on accident" instead of "by accident"? It sounds so ESL to me.
>>224745620my dick ejaculated in your ass on accident
How come when I boil peas on the stove they get all hard and deflated but when I nuke them in the microwave they turn out fine every time
>>224745620Probably because english is the second language to them
>>224745620Zoomer culture is heavily negro-coded so there's a lot of blending and errors that have just become commonplace. If you don't have parents or a teacher to correct you, how would you ever know? Zoomers are a product of shit teachers and massive, relentless waves of propaganda meant to lower their intelligence. They're honestly victims.
>>224745643Also why are zoomers such faggots like this guy? Not in the cringey soyllennial LGBTQ!#)@ way but just straight up zesty niggas
>>224745686Zoomers are the gayest and most trans generation to ever exist, statistically and overtly. Again, see >>224745681
everybody but me is weird, fake, gay and retarded and im sick of it
>>224745620Zoomers be saying “accidently” instead of accidentally
How do I stop being racist
Zoomers were groomed by the popular liberal media to act speak and comport themselves as n words.
>>224745802
>>224745681lil bro Im not a diddy victim I’m an alpha
I'll just say it. Europeans are weird. They're weirdos. They eat weird food, wear weird clothes, listen to weird music, and they have weird accents too. Just all around strange. Why can't they be normal like us? Would it kill them?
>>224745843They have been raping your mind since birth. It's so bad you might even take comfort in the abuse. >>224745802Ask yourself why you started, that's the real question.
I was born in 1997 do I get a millennial pass or am i still a zoomer
>>224745686im playing you stupidass
a lot of people drink beer
grandma got ran over by a reindeer
>>224745926That's very true
WellI Don't wanna be a soldier mamaI don't wanna die
>>224745911Millennial cutoff is having a conscious memory of 9/11
>>224745865I don't like cabbage or fish dishes, tracksuits or techno music, myself
Africa is a large continent inhabited by many Africans.
>>224745145Did you guys see the Ethiopian skate Betty thread?
Cut the backyard award
>>224746029They really can't stop doing this
>>224745620upon brief research there are questions about this going back 20 years. people keep speculating that it's a generational thing but the general year dividing line moves back with each earlier forum conversation. instead it appears to be a regional thing in the US more than anything else. however with social media now the regional phrasing bleeds out everywhere and makes origin more difficult. younger generations use social media more and so are more vulnerable to regional dialect spread.
>>224745620>language evolving is... le bad!
>>224745992yup
>>224745620Do they say "all of the sudden"
Americans really solved cabbage by adopting the Brussels sprout imo
Olde Aenglische speakers made similar arguments when their zoomers started saying stone instead of stane
soone
>>224746128I say all of a sudden.
>>224746168Nobody says stone
>>224746082very cool
>>224746113devolving
>>224746168And they were RIGHTE
>>224746185Ok, Aethelwulf
>>224746202Not how it works
Time for the daily nap.
https://youtu.be/OT46ZAPGPAc
>>224746283AI video. human females cannot produce milk
meowperchance
close da door, you're lettin da stank out!
Anybody else hate
>>224746330That's no doorThat's your mother's VAGINA
Is this /cum/ or did it turn into nightcall all of a suddaa
oh, telephone linegive me some timei’m living in twiiilight
Really trippy how provincial low class gutter Latin became their own languages like Spanish and Portuguese. That's like if Ebonics became its own language.The Latin word for horse is Equus. But the Spanish word for horse is Caballo from the Latin word "Cavallus" meaning "old nag" . Romance languages are low class
>>224746338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0gyol1Cpc8yes, I hate non-yacht rock
You NEED to drink ginger ale with a tuna fish sandwich If you drink anything else with a tuna fish sandwich you're gay and soulless and dumb
I was using the porta potty at the construction site today and when I came out some fat gay guy said it sounded like a race horse pissing in there
>>224746366it's the same with Slavic languages, no other language, Slavic or not, shares the Slovenian words for rainbow and leather, for instance, not even in the form of cognates
>>224746366why didn't they like their horses kind of rude
>>224746407This is based and right and just. I have spoken.
>>224746338
i don't really like cereal
>>224746366They already weren't speaking proper Latin in Italy by the time that happened, Cato the Elder ahh unc
>>224746477cereal is bad for you, way too much sugar, except for maybe muesli
>>224746412I was browsing my phone in the stall and some fat guy banging on the door and said get out because he just had Panda Express
for me, cinnamon toast crunch
Is coffee good for you
>keep getting an error message saying that I've blocked somebody im trying to message>check blocked and theres no numbers>call phone company>automated message says "it appears you are having problems with a blocked number">talk to human and he is somehow going through my apps and tells me I blocked it through an appwhat the actual fuck how is this legal
>>224746179Do you also say a whole nother
>>224746547I think tea is less taxing on the hearttho I'm a stoner and alcoholic, come to think of it
>>224746547Black coffee is, not the 7,000 calorie 64 ounce MochaFrappa ChocoVanilla Fuckfest Extravaganza they serve at Starbucks and shit
>>224746547Ask me again in 5 years
>>224746565whats wrong with his head?
I don't like black coffee because it's bitter and tastes awful
>>224746639Fatties will really drink something like that daily then wonder why they aren't losing weight after cutting like max 500 calories from their diet
>>224746579no
>>224746712Ah yes the average third grader opinion
wassup dudes
>>224746547In moderation, sure. But it's more accurate to say it isn't unhealthy, so drink it if you like it and enjoy the benefits of a CNS stimulant and appetite suppressant
I miss weed
I'm lowkey a pillar of my community
I hate catfag
Mom got me weeding the garden
>>224746547Coffee consumption has been consistently correlated with increased longevity.
>>224746788Throw the weeds on to the bitches bed
>>224746712black coffee fags will lie to your face and insist that they enjoy bitter flavorless water instead of just adding cream like everybody has done for decades.
>>224746785Used to be ambivalent but now I agree
Hindu chode
>>224746743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTt8aIpTLtYwazzap, wanna check out some contemporary Norwegian yacht? one of these guys was mentored by that god of yacht, Jay Graydon, himself, these guys have all the retro moves
all drugs are bad
Pls help131556319
Idk who catfag is and I'm a daily /cum/bummer
>>224746808>increased longevityI thought it stunted your growth
Dollar tree actually requires you to be ugly to work as a cashier.
>>224746547Where's the lust-provoking image
I can tell the economy here is currently dogshit because everyone is now switching to touting the affordability/newly lowered price of their product/service now.
Pls help>>131556319
>>224746854>>224746903??
>>224746875If you look at the thread really carefully you might figure it out
pls
>>224746678hes black
>>224746936which board?
>>224746875The faggot that posts cats with every post he makes
>>224746884the thotie that wanted m'dih in high school worked as a cashier right after we graduated. she was delish. >why didn't you fuggspergcel
Fool me you can’t get fooled again
They hated cat chad because he told the truth.
>>224746883>t. German diaspora
>>224746888This was a high brow dig at that guy. I want you guys to study this guy's style.
>>224746888Porn is bad for you
>>224746971well he has only told lies so far
>>224746964Yeah?
home depot has the most attractive cashiers
>>224746875We do not need to put a label on everyone who attaches an image to their post>>224746959I sometimes post cats and sometimes other people post cats, don't lump all of our posts together
stop talking about women reeeeeeeeeee
Gamers
How about dome depot
porn is medicine
Your pet would be happier if you released him into the wild
For me it's saving more money at Menards
>>224746897you just now realized?
Is In the Mouth of Madness any good?
>>224747095That’s low IQ leaf don’t worry
>>224747117it's overtouted yet deffo worth a watch for being unique, just like Event Horizon
>>224747117i think i gave it a 8/10
>>224747117It's aight
Ah bro, if you're in California, Stater Bros supermarkets in the Inland Empire have the hottest women working there. Fresh-faced docile and tight nubile wet 18 year old girls. I'm constantly walking around those stores hard as a rock
What amount of money would help relieve the most stress in your life right now
people are overusing the goy term lately
>>224747121I thought that was me
>>224747155The humble sum of one trillion dollars
>>224746959This is like deciding there's a guy called frogfag that posts a frog with every post he makes
>>224747095Our PM and media keep saying the Canadian economy is very strong. They would never lie, right?
>have sex with a girl (female)cant wait to tell the guys on the internet about this :^)
>>224747155120 for massage with happy ending
>>224747204
>>224747035>>224747191Jackass
>>224747155Pay off my fuckin car note and loan so about 10k
>>224747191Discord normies NEED to name people because posting anonymously doesn't compute in their normie brains, they need to know who they're talking to
>>224747220holy jej where is this from
>>224747155enough to build a one story atrium villa with a pool, jacuzzi and tiki bar in the atrium with a sound system blasting yacht 12 hours a day, a retractable atrium roof and a thermostat keeping the temp at an agreeable 25°C, and enough money to keep all that running and with a steady supply of various drugs flowing for a couple of decades
>>224747276Hollyoaks, which airs in the UK on Channel 4.
More like Gay24
why do leftists call people porn addicts for liking women but turn every hobby they infest into some weird depraved fetish cult?
>>224747318Y2K is a helluva drug!
The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do
>>224747351Haven't you learned by now to utterly ignore them
>>224747351You can point out ways that they are hypocritical all day long. It's just boring at this point man we all get it
>>224747318it has the exact same uncanny vibe i remember from watching shitty foreign television as a kid. Mostly stuff from the UK but also weird latin telenovelas
If an anon is deliberately avatarfagging for years on end it's not exactly surprising people will notice him.
I'm like Angry Joe without the Joe
>>224747461then maybe you're Angry Anderson
>>224747461Hi like Angry Joe without the Joe (mouthful hah ha), I'm Dad
>>224747351>They HATE porn addicts, but absolve e-whores and porn actresses of all responsibility>But if you say you hate drug addicts instead of blaming society for their addiction you're being problematic o algoIt's just foids blaming men for everything, they don't need a consistent framework.
>>224747363When I was in high school they tried to really tighten up schedules one year and only give 2-3 minutes in the halls between classes but there was one guy in particular that would hold people over so long every single day that they gave up on it within a few months of school starting and became much more relaxed because of schedules
Mom is going to Publix
>>224747461Have you considered you might just be a warrior trapped and enslaved in a world led by weak cuckolds?
>>224747461is he the one that trooned out or was that someone else? The one with the top hat I think
>>224747528what's she getting me?
>>224747531if you are enslaved by weak cuckolds that makes you even weaker than them tho....
I think I just might pirate Minecraft again in order to realize my vision of a yacht rock Roman atrium villa, and in this case I can find a suitable spot to add a small marina too!
>>224747534That's jim sterling
>>224747528Are the publix subs any good?
New roommate in 2 days god I hope he isn't horrible
My full body tan is goneOnly a farmers tan remainsUntil next summer my love
>>224747547A can of whoop ass >>224747572I only eat the chicken never had a sub in my life
I just want this to be my life
1995-1999 is the only good generation
>>224747572Personally, nI prefer their doms
I'm regular joe but i don't work at a construction site
>>224747572I used to really like the cuban sandwiches they had there
>>224747565Play terraria
>>224747577What if he's a sex offender
DOOD, remember Joe the Plumber? Lmfao
anyone else read the archiveshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213501001
>>224747603This dude has a girlfriend, there really is no excuse
>>224747607What about 2000
I tried to rewatch Soylent Green cause a poster here was taken by it, but I kinda grew bored with it half an hour in and quit
>>224747661I still look at old /qa/ threads
>>224747552A slave born into slavery is not weak but strong. The slavedriver is weak and has to overcompensate his weakness with power inaccessible to the slave. You are a slave and so am I.
>>224747675He has a gf because he has hobbies besides consuming contentAll there is to it
>>224747638the point is for the villa to resemble my vision as closely as possible, and you can't do that nearly as well in 2D
>>224747696lmao you're an incel
>>224747661lol
>>224747677Missed the cutoff. You are a zoomer not a zillennial chad.
>>224747740Someone born in 1999 doesn't have a different experience than me
>>224747702There is something so fucking funny about calling 24/7 baby live action roleplay where you play with blocks and sleep in a crib a """hobby"""
>>224747725man with holes in his pockets calls everyone a thief
>>224747777man with dubs on top of dubs gets quads
>>224747777SENT THAT FREAKAZOID TO HIGH ORBIT AWARD
>>224747777nigga I got my dick in a hole I don't need worry bout no thieves
>>224747818He was caught texting a teenage boy btw
>>224747818
>>224747833Ah the old>Reach into my pocket for a secondtrick, a timeless classicKill yourself by the way frogfaggot
>>224747577its me and i smell like shit and snore
>>224747777nothing left of that freak anymore. hes gone.
the confucius says macros were some of the best work of this site
you have to watch this whole thing to understand americahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1UNNA184D0
>>224747957Damn I didn't know the westboro family were on Stern, they really were just massive attention whores
Gen Xers and Boomers would rather their kids troon out than be unemployed
>>224747603He has jaundice or something look at his eyes
>>224747957>Gilbert Godfried died in 2022Buon anima
hmm yes think I will smoke a bowl and then boot up pcsx2 with crt shaders on a 50" tv to play ratchet & clank
>>224748115Post some smooth Italian vocal jazz, U Stefannu!
I've been on a bender for like 4 weeks
>>224747957here's another classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGpgOXPZ0QE
>>224748172Same, but 7 years
that was my attempt at sicilianizing the name DiStefano, of course>>224748172take a break day or two or you might have to go Betty Ford on yo own ayyyyy
>>224748164>U StefannuThat's sicilian For me it would be 'O Shtefann
>>224746979???
>>224747953Those were always jokes and didn't originate here
>>224748153get a job
>>224748172Taper down slowly
>>224748243americans have it so easycountry of 600+mil people major country where you can just literally move somewhere and go to workwe have one major city and thats it
We all love the Cutey Honey Queen of /cum/
>>224748265If only it were actually that easy
>>224748277I have some very cute photos of her in sweaters to post when it's closer to Christmas.
>>224748265>country of 600+mil people>european education
>>224748294It literally is
>>224748172Going hard for lindsey clancy?
In 50 years the elderly problem will be so bad that the government will have to step in and start killing people on their 70th birthday
>>224748304Oh. My. God. I have to see those
We will never experience this
Hello#HookEm
>>224748326In 50 years life expectancy will be 45
>>224748310I guess it is if you want to work some slave job like uber or amazon and pay $2000+ in rent
>>224748205>'O Shtefanntho in the Sopranos the Italian words they use are probably Neapolitan in origin, just like what you posted, presumably, cause they say stuff like 'shkaroll' and 'shoyadell', and I remember you posting this old Neapolitan crooner
I've been gone for so long mold has completely covered the inside of my microwave. My bed sheets have a damp smell to them and the windows have become opaque from dust. Every day I spent deployed I wished to come back home, but now I'm here I don't like it anymore. Thinking about going back.
>>224748305you think european education including knowing how many people there are in burgertown?brb hitting up loot lake real quick
Hook em, saar
saw a homeless junkie who was a norwood 0, some of us are blessed
>>224748362There are many areas of the country where I can ply my trade, but I guess not just anywhere. At least half the states I could find work, if not more.
>>224748400unironically askinghow bad is it? is it as bad as the chuds make it out to be?
>>224748413I saw a middle aged junkie today and he too had a head full of hair...some people are just driven to extremes by an extraordinary lust for life, it would seem
>>224748374Yeah, Tony Bruni.https://youtu.be/s4g5CHFiVOs?si=w4wbC6YM9iTnvNYmYou know I was watching Gomorrah The origins and it's set in naples in the 70s and they played one of his songs
>>224748243day off goofy + I got overtime last week so in conclusion open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and caress my balls, freak
>>224748413Some of the most high tier genetically elite Aryan chads are homeless junkies because they see through the nonsense of modern society.The people who move up in this society are chubby balding corporate bugmen.
*Kisses your legs and feet*
>>224748437No, not here. Canada? Yes. But it's not too bad here. Yet
>>224748392Join the International Legion.
i’m so awkward i gotta die
<:o
>>224748346this is anime romcom crap, you don't go into fiction looking for what reality is supposed to be
>>224748451oh yeah, I never got around to watching any of Gomorrah, and since I constantly post retarded takes on Sopranos dialogue, I've gotta ask, is it worthwhile? I know it's bleaker and lacking most or all of the humor, cause that's just how they do things here in Europe, and I haven't been crazy about that sort of art movie approach in recent years, so I'm on the fence.
>>224748555Gomorrah is a classic. Definitely worth it. That's all I'll say, I don't want to ruin anything for you if you decide to watch it.
>>224748502hope it stays that wayamerianons here are kind of nice and actually reply normally when i ask em somethingour fertility rate it dropping so, yea
How do I talk my friend out of signing up to fight in Ukraine
>>224748589“You’re making me look bad”
>>224748587Everybody's fertility rate is dropping. I wonder what's going on.
>>224748589Show him those drone videos
>>224748589He is either retarded or suicidal or maybe both.
A children of men scenario would be kino
>>224748587how many years will it take for the population to drop to 200 million?
>>224748633I think it's the microplastics
>>224748549That's the whole M.O. with the tranny anime fixation
Any of you ever play that game Off
>>224748589Why would you want to talk him out of it?
>>224748575did you watch the Italian series about the 'ndrangheta drug port in Gioia Tauro? that was just a bleakness overload, that was too much for me
>>224748589Fighting for a foreign country is treason. You should inform the authorities of his intentions.
For years in the 80s and 90s they bitches at everybody about overpopulation, beat people over the head with how the earth was gonna be too crowded and there wouldn't be enough food or water for everyone and the temperature was gonna go up and cook people alive cuz there were too many niggas breathing or some shit. Now all of a sudden there's not ENOUGH people? Like be for fucking real, that's why I don't listen to anything these doomsayers say. I'll believe it if and when it happens.
>>224748715No, I didn't see that one. But Gomorrah has funny moments too, it's not just like a depression simulator or anything. It's got lighthearted moments and sweet moments and fucking brutal fucking moments. It's not just one thing
>>224748751fear = increased compliance
>>224748751It's intentional. they are always fear mongering with contradictory narratives that both sound scary so people don't know what the fuck is going on but they're all anxious and confused.Modern society is built on gaslighting and social engineering through fear.
>>224748784I've read 80% of all the cocaine distributed in Europe gets shipped through the port in that Calabrian village...your kinsmen over there are pieces of work! Will watch Gomorrah though, mille grazie
>>224748813Who is they
>>224748798>>224748813Well said
>>224748842Yeah, it some wild shit alrightEnjoy the show
>>224748751You can't let the population drop bro, houses would go down in price and people's salaries would increase. You CANNOT possibly want that.
why do zoomers say "wild" so much
>>224748849He's back
>>224748633phones, social mediathat's it, anything else is just bullshit.>>224748659not even by the end of next century ladAnyway how's the weather around your home kind brothers? El Nino is fucking me up, its way too hot and its not even summer, its supposed to be monsoon rn. I wake up exhausted despite sleeping for 8+ hours.
>>224748511ILDU was disbanded a long time ago
>>224748962Wild. I love saying wild
>>224748846The ruling class, i.e. AIPAC and bankers
This motherfucker really has Zoomer Derangement Syndrome
>>224748798>>224748813its nor fear mongering but more like sensational headlines curated to cause maximum eye catching. Its always been this wayBut now its panic mode fr because the system the elite built up depends on us cattle consooming and now we can't afford anything and the concept of """"infinite growth"""" turned out to be a meme. Like seriously, who the fuck even came up with that bullshit?? infinite growth in a universe with finite resources. bruh.
Go out there and get some Zussy (Zoomer pussy)
Who let this poopjeet in here?
>>224749062Are you the skateboarder
>>224749099my bad, i'll see myself out
>>224748962Damn, that's crazy bruh
bringing in the motherload home
My new coworker is really nice and cute but the internet tells me "don't shit where you eat"
>>224749117No, stay>>224749099Thats not nice, apologize
>tfw no jar-grown gf
>>224749117Stay. We’re all desi here that guy just happens to be self hating
>>224749183Shes nice to everybody>does he know?
>>224749266Um, yes? Why would I be interested in someone who isn't a nice person?
its okay to be dalit
I'm cool with yall peeing on me as long as you don't do it in my mouth or my eyes
>>224749298da 1337
>>224745620As other anon said it's the influence of negronics/ebonicsThe non negrofied ones don't say that, but we are a dwindling minority
Ayo this nigga gettin pissed on>>224749316LOL how funny that's where I pirate all myovies tv shows and videogames
https://youtu.be/SL8_lX4E6MEhttps://youtu.be/hDr7QYbgvZk
Chink food looks pretty interesting. I want to give it a try. I've always stayed away from it out of some instinctual aversion
>>224749275Shes got a moid
>>224749375American Chinese food is good. I would t touch Chinese Chinese food with YOUR mouth
>>224749375Authentic Chinese food tastes like armpits because of all the sichuan pepper
>>224749346I still go on TPB like the old fogey I am
>>224749347fake as fuck
>>224749380Her relationship status is unknown
my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy
>>224749422
>>224748997i hate this bitchass weather
>>224749405what part? There really was an ad campaign, channels with millions of views acknowledged it while it was happening and its clearly a young child on the channel
>>224749347>dude i know...he likes dicks up his asshole
>>224749389>I would t touch Chinese Chinese food with YOUR mouthDo they actually use gutter oil? I feel like that has to only be sketchy street vendors
NEW>>224749480
>>224749468shut up bitch
>>224749499lay off the drugs kid, its clearly triggering some kind of schizophrenic break
>>224749389I like the Chinese food they serve here, a lot of it has a soft and yielding texture, and that's hard to replicate at home, except for the crispy meat, and they're rarely dry...and the prices are always reasonable, more so than at the local Jeet restaurants
>>224748722It's only treason if you are active duty US military. If you are not, it is at worst covered under some war tourism statute (of which there are many) and most only concern themselves with actively aiding terrorists. Thefe's a reason they haven't prosecuted any of the many people that have gone to fight for ukraine
