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jebote zamisli imas curu i zivis s njomguras joj prste u picku dok prica na telefon s prijateljicomkad sere dodjes fino u wc i popusi tidok kuha ju polako jebes u dupe i svrsis na gotovo jelosvrsis joj u picku i posaljes je u ducan bez gaca i kazes da ne smije iscurit dok se ne vratiisto to ali u ustai tako
I'm here until my benzos kick in. And even then I may still be here I just won't remember
>>224748251Can't tell if language barrier or just really terrible writing. I don't want to imagine any of that nigga
Večeras se pravi kava + eglonyl + bup
>>224748337I went to a kava bar in new Orleans and got extremely fucked up after. Worst hangover I've ever had
>>224748397zar?ja sam pio par puta kad sam bio na Fiđiju i sutra sam bio ko novmora da su ti podvalili neki slab kvalitetdoduše vjerovatno je i ovo što sad imam neko sranje jer sam kupio u sietlu, ali na fiđiju je original domaća, nema mamurluka nikakvog
ljiljana i jovan
>>224748536kaj si rekel?!?
>>224748480I never got into so much to know there was a difference in quality. Probably same alkaloids and shit. Dunno. I did it only once before in school when someone told me it helped with anxiety. It did but I never saught it out after until later in life. >>224748579Either Vito or myself has traveled more than your entire family lineage including the ones that came from Africa. Be quiet
>>224748826>t. Born in a village and lives in a city no more than 100km from it. Same as everyone in his family.Please, spare me.
i? kulike ga mate v inoksice ovo leto? rekel bi i v lagve ali to znam da nemate
>>224748915Can't even translate this shit. Can you write in a way that's even translatable? All I got is there's some insults between your word salad. Is this a croatian dialect? Surely developed for a 1000 years in your specific region in which no cousins ever fucked at all
>>224748967I only understand one word, inox
>>224748967I diddled my prostate with my finger, came
>>224749104Appreciate the translation
koji kurac znači ciazzi?
>>224749149It's my second language but I believe it's some political term from when the SNS hands out sandwiches or some shit to compel people to vote for them. Or some misspelling that became a meme of graffiti.But after 4 years of living here I still don't fucking know because nobody has ever said it in real life. It's some political slur
samo ja, šizohrvat, i kučkojeb sa srpskom zastavom
>>224749149ЋaциAли Пeниc ce пpaви пaмeтaн пa гa пишe кao дa јe нa итaлијaнcкoм
Anže je Nikola Tesla za vas budale.
>>224749392Чyдaк нeјeб? Moглo би ce peћи, дa
>>224749325I don't even have a cool given name like you guys. You just call me by someone's old one. It's not fair
>>224749436Luka daj više Jelenina stopala. ne jebavaj više. ozbiljan sam
>>224749475I don't know who any of these niggas are bro. As I said last time I can send you some feet next time I meet a Jelena that's not like 50
>>224748967>Is this a croatian dialect?Yes. He asked how much you guys have in your inox barrel this year, he would say wooden barrel but knows nobody has them anymore. And half of these retards even from Croatia cant understand beacuse they are fucking stupid and of course dont own any land and dont make any wine. He meant how many grapes were picked from wineyard.
umrite
>>224749535I don't know the word inox anyway because "x" not used in Serbian Latin script. And I'm fucking A2 at best. And I don't understand what "how many grapes were picked from your vineyard" means either as an idiom, a metaphor, or anything else for that matter. It someone is trying to flex on a foreigner using a specific dialect with intentionally obscure words. Congrats I guess
I could say a bunch of bizarre shit in a dozen different English dialects on this American website's international board created by an American to discuss japanese cartoons. But I don't. Because it's rude.
>>224749624>It someone is trying to flex on a foreigner using a specific dialect with intentionally obscure wordsThey are not really obscure words since they are in every day use but I pretty much doubt he asked you particularly.
>>224750002Ah probably. I'm just used to almost every Croatian flag being the same person. And I'm getting a bit drunk. Excuse me
>>224750045>almost every Croatian flag being the same personIts just one retard always sperging out
>>224750193Yeah and be accounts for about half your country's output in these threads. Whoever kučkojeb was or is really did a number on him. Still waiting for a full lore dump. Been waiting for years actually
>>224750333Searching for posts that contain ‘Kuckojeb’. 1587 results found.Searching for posts that contain ‘Kučkojeb’. 587 results found.
>>224750509Now imagine 90% of those are coming from one person lol
>>224750643Jeбoтe caд caм ce ceтиo Jeгepa peтapдиpaнoг хaхaхaхaх
Бaбoдpк oд paнијe пoзнaт пoлицији хaхaхaхaхaхa јeбoтe гoдинaмa cмapa и никaкo дa cјaшe
Плoт твиcт - бaбoдpк јe пocтao eкcјy личнocт...
>>224750509I don't know why Croats drop diacritics at random. It makes translating their nonsense that much harder
Ay бpaтe кaквa caм биo пaљeвинa тaд хaхaхaхaх мa aкo caм пayзиpao 4кaнaл, oвo нијe билo нopмaлнo
30 sati jave4.5 sata snaidemo opet u samsaru
nekad poželim bit na izolovanom ostrvu sa vama idiotima umjesto u mom svakodnevnom životu
>>224750756>oн нe знa зa кyк квaчицe
>>224750830You are it's called the Balkans.
>>224741783de sos ko je ovo
>>224750840I do not know at all. The language is hard enough and the west speaking side of it refuses to use the correct script, and even after that refuses to use the marks that make the sounds correct. In a language that the main thing going on it is it's almost phonetically perfect it's very perplexing
samsung 850pro 512gb i radeon rx560 70€narucila se pica hat otic cu do paketomata moram radit stvari danas mozak ce mi se osusit
>>224750679jeger i haiku je bio isti debil
>>224750888>>224750905>>224750907ko je ovo >>224750872
>>224750933Some Croat that likes dolled up south Asians. He doesn't namefag like you so nobody knows. And that's a good thing
>>224750933boli me kurac pedercina sam
Mogu li ja da priupitam veliki broj dusebriznika koji komentarisu na T6? Dakle Hrvatska je kupila ovaj K239, ili kako se vec zove, iz J. Koreje. Njihova odluka i njihova stvar! Ali nisam video da su raspisali javni tender, otvaranje ponuda, prigovore onih koji su izgubili….jer koliko mene secanje sluzi bas pomenuti dusebriznici su ovde, na svaku vest o kupovini oruzija od strane Srbije, tvrdili kako to moze samo u autokratiji a da su oni tamo deo EU i NATO i da se kod njih mora ici tokom kao da se nabavlja toalet papir. Kad kod nas izadje Vucic i kaze da je Srbija kupila te Vampire, Puls, bespilotne letelice ili radare to je onda cirkus drzava gde seve odlucuje jedan covek mimo tendera ili pitanja bilo koga (kao da to moze tako). A najvise se dreke dizalo oko Rafala jer Hrvatska je imala nekakav tender pa kupila sebi to sto je kupila a Srbija nista. E pa bas me interesuje sta je sada Hrvatska? Pojavi se Plenkovic i rece sta je kupljeno i od koga. A tender? A demokratska pravila? A zaduzivanje i „unuci koji ce vracati novac potreban na nepotrebno naoruzavanje“? A vrtici, bolnice i skole? Nista! Licemeri! I da ne bude zabune pojma nemam kakav je ovaj sistem jer nikada za njega nisam ni cuo do pre par dana. Ali ako je neko u Hrvatskoj procenio da mu to treba, i resio da kupi, neka im je sa srecom! Sa druge strane Srbija je kupila taj Puls, cm 400 AKG, najavljuje i neke avione, jos helikoptera….i sada ovu balisticku raketu koju ce sama (da li bas?) da pravi vec sledece godine. Svako ima svoj put i srecno mu na njemu.
>>224750888E пa oндa yчи јeзик. Aкo ништa дpyгo, бapeм пpeвoди пpeкo нeкe вeштaчкe интeлигeнцијe, a нe пpeкo гyглaJa caм пpeшao нa ћиpилицy дeлoм збoг пpaвилa кyк квaчицa, дeлoм збoг тoгa штo ћиpилицa oкидa нecpбe. A тo ми јe билo бaш тoп кaд caм ce aктивнo cвaђao ca ycтaшaмa и бaлијaмa хaхaхaхaх
Eлeм, дaљe кoпaњe пo eкcјy apхивy мe јe дoвeлo дo oвoг биcepaЗaмиcли Кyчкoјeб глyпи хepцeгoвнaц изигpaвa бeлoг apијeвцa фaшиcтy хaхaхaхaхaх нијe гa ћaћa дoвoљнo млaтиo y глaвy хaaхaхaхaх a мoждa јe ипaк и пpeвишe хaхaхaхaхaх
prestanite pisat na ciganskom. jebo vas ja
>>224751088I have no idea what you're talking about man. Google translate translates Cyrillic flawlessly because it's less prone to error due to each character having a precise sound. It's been using AI for longer than AI has been in public consciousnessI had hoped you were writing in the official script of your language because you're a nationalist not because you're avoiding some filter. Disappointing
>>224751263Гyгл нe пpeвoди жapгoн кaкo вaљaФилтep нe пocтoји, caмo cy ми дoјaдили пeдepи кoји кмeчe oкo кyк квaчицa
>>224751088jbg srbin sam
futdžob on Lene dbi
>>224751308>кyк квaчицaWhat the fuck is this?Nowhere translates slang properly because it's difficult to source. A notoriously hard problem with linguistics. AI is just as apt to get it wrong than right. And when it comes to slang it's better to not bother than to misinterpret. It could be the difference between laughing and getting stabbed in many languages
>>224751343O Лyкa, дyгo тe ниcaм видeo хaхaхaхaх
>>224751406Eтo видиш, зaтo ти кaжeм дa нayчиш јeзикCuck Handles - diactrics
>>224751436diacritics*
jebote ste videli sto su prevaspitali nestora haha
ja jedini dobri objavljivač ovdje a svako me ignoriše
>>224751436Ja sam tebre. Ali ja sam glupi. Tvoj jezik ima sedam padež. Muški i ženski rod plus bebe rod. It's too hard and I have no talent for Slavic languages. I do need to lock in though
>>224751492Штa ти тo гoвopи o тeби хaхaхaхa
>>224751529da sam ja intelektualno superioran svima vama
>>224751527>Tvoj jezik ima sedam padež.Узми јyг пилyлy
>>224749535Kaj si to rekel o meni zmuzganec jen? Da znaš da sem zvršil Autolimarsku i zvadil sam puno getribi i spil prek 300 litri gemišta. Treniral sam v kleti i najboljši sem gutac gemišti v celom selu. Ti si men niko i nikaj. Tak bum te klopil kaj te ni stara nebu poznala, zapamti kaj sam ti rekel. Misliš da mi moreš pobeci sam zato kaj mi ovo prek brajde povedaš? Krivo misliš konj jen. Dok se mi tu povedamo, Štef i Joža ti vec kradiju vino z podruma. Nebuš ti nikakve gemište više pil. Pa makar ti ti gemišti održavali život. Hudo bu ti bilo. Ja sem uvijek tu pokraj tebe i morem ti tako zagorcati ka bu ti hudo bilo. Ne samo kaj imam gujde kaj smrdiju, vec bum ti i septicku ispumpal u vrt, majmun jen. Da si sam znal kaj su ti ta tvoja pametneša laprdanja donesla ve, nebi nikad ni pomislil na to. Ali ne, nisi mogel lampu zaprti i sad su ti cajti istekli. Sposral bum ti se na gelender i vkral kobasice. Gotovo je konju zmuzgani.
>>224751545Meни ниcиHeдocтaјe ми Meтaлкo. Лик јe биo peдaк квaлитeтaн пocтep избocнeШкoпa иcтo. He знaм дa л ce yбиo лик кoнaчнo
>>224751579Je л имaш нeкy мoјy пacтy?
>>224751558Nevermind. I speak more than I write. When winter comes I'll study more. I'm not trying to be funny but Serbian is really hard for a native English speaker that's not a natural linguist. You have a bunch of borrowed latin, etymology might as well not exist, and people at kafana typically only use 1000 words of the lexicon.I learned more Spanish in 6 months in Spanish speaking countries than 4 years in Serbia. It just doesn't lend itself well to me. I get embarrassed about it daily
>>224751588jel metalko onaj što se sliko go sa gitarom?
jedan u iljadu puta dojde domaci dostavljac i ja sam u najgorem mogucem izdanjucovjek je reko dobar dan u 11 navecer dao mi picu ponovo reko dobar dan i otiso
Učesnicima su, prema navodima banjalučkog kluba, organizatori predstavili osobe kao sudije iz Norveške, ali se ubrzo ispostavilo da oni nemaju pojma o odbojkaškim pravilima, no tu je bio tek početak njihovih problema.Naime, prema njihovim navodima, u jednom momentu "sudija" je krenuo da pada sa stolice, koja je lancem bila vezana za odbojkaški stub. Bio je krvav, krvava mu je bila majica i lice. Okupljeni su se zabrinuli da se Norvežanin zaista povrijedio, a onda se on tako krvav počeo mazati perjem.Nakon toga je uslijedio najšokantniji dio kada se Norvežanin skinuo i djeci i publici pokazivao zadnjicu u tangama.
>>224751648Ja гa пaмтим пo вeликoм нocy и тyжнoм пoглeдy
scentujem u marksicama
Lesbian gf
>>224751613Имaм кaпaцитeт дa oдeм нa нeштo типa јaпaнизaм и дa изpoђeним клинкaмa пpичaм caтимa o цpтaнимa, и дa им нaпpaвим илyзијy cтapијeг кyл ликa, и дa знaм цeo пpoгpaм и шaблoнe y њихoвoм пoнaшaњy, јep их пoзнaјeм бoљe нeгo штo caмe ceбe пoзнaјy.Или дa oдeм нa кoнцepт пcихoдeлијe и дa циpкaм гyapaнy и киceлy вoдy дa cви миcлe дa caм нa нeкoј бpзини или cличицaмa или хeмији и дa бyдeм oнaј кyл ћyтљиви лик. пaпocлe дa иџ oдвoјим и дa им нaпpaвим илyзијy oпeт кopиcтeћи знaњe o њимa и њихoвим шaблoнимa paзмиљaњa...Или дa oдeм y фoлкoтeкy y кoшyљи и ципeлaмa и дa пијeм пивo и ceчeм жecтинoм иcкycнo и пeвaм из cpцa хитoвe Ипчeтa Aхмeдoвcкoг и дa пoкyпим пијaнy клинкy нopaмaнкy изpoђeнy дa јe лaжeм дa caм бaш јa тaј гacapбaјтep тo вeчe штo ћe дa јe oдвeдe y Heмaчкy.Или дa ceдим нa плaжи yвeчe и дa пpичaм o лaгaнoј чилayт хayc мyзици ca пoчeткa 21. вeкa и бeз лaжи и пpeвape oбјaшњaвaм кaкo yзвишeнa cтaњa cвecти мoгy дa ce дocтигнy бeз гyдpe и кaкo ce y тoј cцeни пo клyбoвимa y Бeoгpaдy и Hoвoм Caдy гдe ce cлyшaлe тe cтвapи билe бaш тaквe клинкe кo oнe и дa caм бaш јa пpaви дa их вoдим кpoз живoт
gleda se kobra na rtl-u
>>224751835>Getting high and talking shit That's why you're okay in my book. But don't be grandiose
>>224751858nisam jos postavio tv
>>224751990to si ko fol ti, jel?
>>224752104reci mi ko sam za pravo
>>224751835>Имaм кaпaцитeт дa oдeм нa нeштo типa јaпaнизaм>јaпaнизaмДeфинитивнo ниcaм јa
>>224752118D E N I S
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/169948092/#169965162
I probably won't be able to sleep tonight so you can expect a schitzo treatise on things that have little to do with you. It's traktor rakija speaking a combination of benzodiazepines. I apologize in advance
Pravio sam konce ovdje dok ste vi u gače srali.
cum shaped box
Vjernici kažu da ateisti nemaju moral al kad pitaš vjernike zašto je nešto moralno jedino što mogu reč je "moje svete knjige tako kažu"
Circles can be as tiny as the smallest observable unit or as large as the largest known entity in the known universe. But we've never observed a perfect one. Whether or not that informs our ability to observe them has yet to be ascertained.If you think of your favorite things they're probably circular in nature. Either physically or by some mental act. A ball bounces. You run but not in a straight line but an oval. Ass n tiddy. They're all circular. As is your existence and everyone before you and before everything knew before you.You may wonder why someone would bother with such an observation, and I would say it's circular
>>224752350Bepници бyдy кao: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War
Nirvana shaped box
>>224752387These guys actually mummified themselves as a vein attempt to imitate Buddha. It's banned by law in Japan. They fast in a specific way and are buried alive. It got popular enough someone had to make a law about it. Nips are funny
>>224752387sad je sretan jebote
kako mi jebeno fale videoteke i vhsjebes zumere i danasnja vremena
>>224752428Možda. Ne znam. Možda on je nije ništa. Maybe he's nothing at all. But it takes real willpower to mummify yourself alive
>>224752443Кaд cмo кoд зyмepaКoј кypaц ce дeшaвa ca фpизypaмa дaнac? Дo пpe нeкoликo мeceци јe јoш влaдaлa бpoкoли фpизypa a caд cви фypaјy oнaј cpeдњeвeкoвни ceљaк cтил. Cкpoз caм вaн дoдиpa ca клинцимa дaнac, ништa ми нијe јacнo oдaклe oвaј peтapдиpaни тpeнд
>>224752443It was kinda fun. You could only pick a movie or two. If you were really shady you'd copy it or give it to a friend to exchange a worse shape one. But now we have everything
kako radite otkako se predsjednik vratio
luka i denis ali zakljucani u sobi u kojoj se postepeno dize temperatura od 20 pa do 60, ali ne preko
diploma je električna ali sat je mehanički brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>224752620Кeвa ти јe кyчкoјeб хaхaхaaхaхaхaхaхaхaхх
I'm upset I don't even get my own name for being a specific retard. I just get called kučkojeb.
luka smaras sa engleskim bolesno pseto jebacemo ti plemu za ovo
I'll have you niggers know I'm American. I love Serbia and Iove Serbians. Don't mistake me for that other guy it's really upsetting me. Call me retarded or stupid or retarded it's fine
jede se salakis na žlicu
>>224752895kuckofucker
>>224752968Niggerbitch
frf igram lol sa lukom
Imagine playing league of legends instead of dota. Now imagine you're Montenegrin. It's over
Also you massive retard anyone can get your match history and your username from the 4 people you played with. I would dig it up right now if I thought you weren't a tiny spec of shit
utrobi izderani iz dijevine pičke
>>224753092on je gledao anime dok smo mi jebali
>>224753151I like to watch anime while fucking
retard garena igra ahahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL8_lX4E6ME
>>224753235ma untermensch sta ce jadan
ubistvo
Oh if I wasn't so tired I'd make some better food. Fried rice and beef is fine enough though
>>224753175nikad nisam fuckao
I've been sprouting this lentils for a few days and I have no inspiration at all. I can't think about what to put them in.
>budi pewdiepie>instaliraj linux>obuci sina u suknju
>>224753374are these on your feet?
I have a full day tomorrow but what I think I'll do is try to make a gulaš with beef. And I'll throw the lentils in. The person who taught me to cook Serbian food would crucify me for this. But I think the nutty flavor would go okay with the paprika and onion
>>224753432Opa. >>224753397I don't know what this means. You just get some lentils and soak them for 1 day. The every 12 hours you rinse them. In a day or so they grow up to be more digestible with better nutrients
>>224753326ovo samo bez mesa
>>224753469Ne razumem. Imam meso. Ti vidiš. Juneće.
>>224753469Opa razumemo. Ne Vito. Ti imaš pirinač i meso. Možda ti kupiš pun drug. Moraš jedaš tebre. Meso je živo
>>224753527ne volim meso
>>224753538Zašto? Ti voliš jaja?
>>224753560odvratno je, okus je ogavan, još kad vidim kosti i žile pa bruham jebotenemam problem da ubijem životinju ako se ide u lov ali nikad nisam jeo te životinje
mislio sam da će mi biti gušt da uzmem da sviram poslije 6 mjeseci pauze međutim kurčina smorio sam se poslije 20 minutasve mi je dosadilo u pičku
>>224753600Ne razumem brate moj. Svi animal za jede. Make stock from bones. Eat meat from reptiles. So what? You'll take some drugs from India and Afghanistan but not eat animals from your region. It's silly. You can be really unhealthy this way.I was an avid hunter in the states. I have no problem gutting any animal. And no problem eating them either. What do you do for protein?
>>224753647ništa, ja samo mast i ugljikohidrate jedem
>>224753637starost je grozna
I'm working on getting a stock on goat meat. It's not available at all in my city. So I asked some friends and they insisted I go to village and negotiate myself. With what fucking language am I gonna do that? They don't speak any English over there. Still at 400 dinar a kilo - alive - it's not bad. I'll probably pay 700 a kilo butchered. So I have to go, if I want to make curried goat that is
>>224753712Glup. Ti moraš jedi protein tebre. You see my lentils and rice? That's a complete protein. You can do the same with beans and rice and some milk. It's not bioavailable otherwise. You probably look like a fucking skeleton Vito. When I come to bar will you have a drink?
>>224753729vaistinu jeste moj ti>>224753768ne izgledam, treba bi smršat malo zapravo191 cm / 90 kg nije baš idealnodaleko mi je bar, ima tu 4 sata autobusom brat bratu
uključuje se duolingo
amerikanac nakon x godina zivota u srbiji gdje je dosao da uci jezik>Glup. Ti moraš jedi protein tebre.
stupid. have eating protejin therbro
>>224753863Nema veze. I'm shorter and fatter. 4 hours by bus is too much. I usually visit bar in December to visit my Muslim friend. He doesn't care about Christmas but he's my only true friend in the region so I visit him instead
>>224753899So what fuck you. We're just talking. If I could express myself perfectly in Serbian I would. You're welcome to this American website btw, we even made a board where you can speak whatever language you want. You're welcome
>>224753898Duolingo doesn't even have Serbian. It has Klingon and Tolkien elvish.Ali nema ovo jezik. Jebiga
>>224754146ja njemački učim ali bolji mi je bio rosetta stone za to, doulingo mi ide na kurac za onim levelima i poenima ko igricu da igram
>>224754174Duolingo samo igra. Nije za studenski čovek. It's stupid for normies. There's barely any resources to learn Serbian unfortunately. I've had tutors even, and they're also terrible. If you understand English well you can understand German although it has its quirks. I plan to finish my Serbian no matter how long it takes and learn Russian after. Then finish my Spanish. It depends how old I am then. I'm pretty dumb so there's a solid chance I'll be dead before I can do all that.I'm drunk as shit I need to finish my food and get off to sleep at a reasonable hour. Good luck my friend. Laku noć
sjecam se jednom kad sam iso u vrtic imali smo onaj usisavac igracku i nije imo baterije pa sam uzeo cijev stavio na usta i krenuo usisavat poddojde teta dobro koji kurac alfachu a jebote samo posaugat ocu
to je bilo negdje nakon kaj sam velku saru ugrizo za facu
znate one privosd dzinse ja cu rjesavat prikamstejnd majice
These poor Croatian so just want to be heard and understood like everyone else. It's too late for that, isn't it?
nikad nije ni pocelo tebrice
We can start today. With kindness.
>>224756007to prawdadaje muzyzckehttps://youtu.be/sNAShFDz7qw?list=RDsNAShFDz7qw
>>224756032You'd have a better shot speaking Swahili.
>>224756057>speakingno to ciekawe, pozdro bracie.ja juz najebany. zdrowieslyszysz? posluchaj
I can't sleep at all lately. When I fall asleep I'm abruptly interrupted by dead people. When you're a child it's all dreams and aspirations, maybe even a romantic setting. I remember once I had a dream that seemed to last a lifetime. Oh I married a girl that I knew in the real life. We had kids. We argued how to raise them. And years went by. Decades even it seemed. And I woke up angry. Because I wanted I wanted to go back asleep. This isn't an allegory it's quite literal.Now when I sleep all I see is dead people's faces. And of their retiring. I don't want to sleep anymore
>>224756086I don't understand a goddamn word. Your language needs more vowels. I'm not a native slavic language speaker. I used Google translate and it seemed positive so that thanks for that I hope you're enjoying your drink as well
>>224756119united states baby would you kiss her vagina?
>>224756147I've only licked a pussy once in my life. And I mean only once. One second it was done. I don't like it. So no.
>>224756156I also did it once it taste just like nothing you just feel skin but there is nothig. Also she maturanica from escort and i got throat pain on the next day after this like angina. But it go away so i'm ok
>>224756134mów po serbsku ja cie rozumiem, jak nie jestes opozniony w rozwoju to tez powinienes rozumiec chociaz troche >>224756119Czasami tez tak mialem, budzilem sie po 2-3 godzinach i koniec spania. i tak przez kilka tygodni. Alkohol mi pomagał. Wczesniej narkotyki ale tego nie bede polecal.Chuj a nie sen.
>>224756171It's quite a different experience ruskifren from doing that with someone you have a relationships compared to an escort. Well, I honestly wouldn't know. What's the difference anyway. I've never directly paid but I've paid in other ways. Bad dreams I guess. >>224756179Understand me now polan. I don't speak any Slavic language fluently. Speak here in Serbian or English. I'm american, this is a Serbian general.
>>224756221If i wasn't too shy and cautious i'd already was simp to some maturanica 50 godina
>>224756007lol
>>224756221>I'm americanwhy do u have serbian flag thenu should learn the language or they should deport u!how long u are siting there so far?
>>224756240kocham babcie
>>224756240Oh? Why not. Don't be so shy. You'll be dead before you know it. And if you don't care nobody else will. Do you believe in god my ruskifren? Well if do he said go fourth and multiply. If not then it doesn't matter. Today I'll drink and tank some more pills. It seems I can't escape my fate.But don't you worry I'll survive.>>224756242It's true desu desu desu
the best ever produced laptop
>>224756249I'm here almost 4 years. They have no interest in deporting me as long as I pay taxes and integrate. On a good day I get mistaken for a Russian. On a bad I'm unmistakenly American.
>>224756280Thank you for advice but maturanice often has husbands and the same age sons
this is how basedness looks like
Today i fully test mom's laptop it has extra good condition for 16 years old. It saved only because of was use by one neat woman. I will put it in closet and conserve this for memory
>>224756304So what. It's the taboo the binds you and also steers you away. Even my retarded ass was fucking milfara in Belgrade. They want the same as you. Stop making excuses. It's been years of this. Just talk to one or two about the weather. About whatever sentiment is popular. Bathe every day. Get a haircut twice a month.
>>224756280people have never been kind to me and even if they suddenly started to, I would file it under "likely future emotional rugpull"
>>224756300Why did u go there? I hope u are not sex turist or some kind of spy. right? Im just joking about the language but learn a little bit and then whole slav world gonna open to you my friend.we can learn english u can learn serbian.
>>224756347I don't want random jebem. I wanr romantic and long term relationships with maturanica. Anyway i'm going to sleep it's 5:00 already in my area good night pacific ocean baby
>>224756341This fucking piece of shit had been with me forever almost a decade. I spilled beer on it for the 10th time and it finally gave up. I took the voltmeter out and tried to figure out the problem but it's a lost cause. Better to replace I thought>>224756362If you'll be nice to me. I'll be nice to you. There's no strings attached. Just mind your manners and he sensitive. I'm a human too. I have feelings.
>>224756372Thanks for the kind words. Unfortunately I'm not a spy. I would appreciate diplomatic immunity and a good salary. I'm here because I want to be here and have fallen in love with the people
>>224756389I appreciate that, but I find irl to be a bigger issue than internet strangers
>>224756411I can only help with internet strangers. >>224756374Goodnight ruskifren
>>224756401As much as i love people like u. u should kinda fight in your country to make it better, not give up and imigrate here. u know what i mean. and i know how it is i been there and saw all the destruction. i will welcome u here also, but we need to do something one day. and its better be sooner than later
>>224756460No. There will be no reclamations or great reform for my country. The empire is dying and there's no chance of rehabilitation. I too thought of staying and fighting but I did what my ancestors did and left. There's no point. America as a whole is a hellscape. You don't know it like I do. I spent several years traveling every corner of my country before I left. I prayed for a reason not to leave. There's no purpose. There's no future. There's nothing there for me anymore
>>224756490Well... fuck. i can feel it. But u a are still a patriot. So we basicly want the same thing. And this one thing is important. Im just woried we gonna be a boiling frog just like usa and canada. Maybe it gonna take 20-30-40 years but they willl kill us. We need to wake up all the people fast as we can, so they can see it how it is. Imagine having kids in this reality, it something to fight. and i will fight. its gonna end in blood shed like always in world history, there i no other escape button. hey it works
>>224756615>20-30-40Optimistic. You have maybe 10 years before you're completely westernized. And in between you'll feel every pull and every push of the western world. You guys made a deal a long time ago for safety and security while preserving your cultural structure. In the end you'll get neither. I'm happy you're doing well now but it won't last the next war. And it definitely won't last the next 2. They come sooner than you think. That said I'm very proud of Poland even if I think your national policy is short-sighted. The only real solution is to militarize. Your country neither has the will nor the logistics to do so. So enjoy your ethnostate now.
>>224756702Dude please tell me how you did it and how life really is. I have to get the fuck out of here. I posted on a thread recently that these people are going to start fucking killing each other in the streets and the croats called me a montenegrin larper because I typed in serbian.Is it worth moving to Serbia / Balkans? Is life slower there? Worthwhile? God this place is a soulless hellscape. People who aren't from here do not understand. I can feel it eating me. I don't want it to eat my kids.
obo >>>/trash/85321094
>>224756774I remember you actually. You won't survive here. I've been here for 4 years and I've never met a westerner that stays. Or anyone else for that matter. Even Russians form their enclaves and don't stray. I met a Belgian once that was here for 7 years and didn't learn any of the language.Don't come here. The Balkans are not for weak people. In Serbia especially they automatically don't like Americans. Ex-yu in general. They'll take your money sure. Unless you're from a very specific environment you'll never even start to be accepted. And that's the start. Maybe your children will be half Serbian. May e their kids will be Serbians. This is not America, you don't show up and learn the language and assimilate.I'm very happy here but I'm an edge case. I grew up without electricity a lot of the times. I had dirt floors. Nothing bothers me and I can fight. I also have a little money. Do not come here. I'm not just doing the meme.
>>224756872Why don't people assimilate? The people there don't accept you?
>>224756899The language is extremely difficult compared to anything latin based. There's cultural bias from a village away because of their accent/dialect. I'm carefully accepted but it takes years. Even still I'm just a silly American. I've known people for years at this point and they refer to me in the pejorative - half joke half not. In real life not this dumb general. If you achieve complete language fluency and marry a Serbian woman the best you'll be is a token. I'm not joking. Do not come here.Why the fuck would you come here anyway? (Which you can be prepared to be asked every day).
>>224756702same shit is already here, its in serbia. its everywere they dont care who u vote, its all the same global agenda global wide, so we need to wake up and hang all the traitors, i dont even care anymore. and we dont talk about it here. dont worry. we just gonna do it one day. >Optimisticdont worry about it, one day it will comehttps://youtu.be/P5mdiAHcj7w?list=RDyUCnlilFZ2w
>>224756961Dad's from Kordun. I'm conversational (really, not duolingo style) at this point but not fluent. I go to church and talk to the people there all the time. The diaspora is really friendly.That's real sad, that you can't fit in.Why go to the Balkans? I dunno. This place is dying, just like you said. I don't want to be here anymore. I'm not sure I want my kids to be here. Something I've been thinking about, been itching the back of my head. But if it's a definite no-go, then that's what it is.
>>224756978>its all the same global agenda global wideAll you can hope for is holding out a few more years. But hey, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe polan strong. Pervasive globalization is coming for everyone.
>>224756995I have no idea what you're talking about. Duolingo doesn't even have Serbian as a language.I fit in fine. There's gypsies and indians here after all. A white American with fairly good intentions isn't ill-recieved. If you're deciding where you want to go, pick carefully. As I said I'm very happy here but a lot of people have a honeymoon phase and leave rather quickly.Also personally I don't want more Americans here at all. Especially former diaspora.
>>224757003we know how it is, it was always like this here for me and for u. they wanna try us? let them come.there gona be blood and we know how the blood taste. im on every posible list alredy so i can talk open about this. dont care
>>224756961>If you achieve complete language fluency and marry a Serbian woman the best you'll be is a token. I'm not joking.mozda su smrdinke takve
>>224757033Save your saber rattling for pro Russian threads I have no interest in it.
>>224757031Why did you choose to move to the spot you did? When you say pick carefully, what do you mean? Particular cities? City vs village? I imagine I'd have a hard time fitting in if I just showed up to the selo out of nowhere, no matter how earnest I was.Then, maybe that's how it'll be no matter where I go?No more Americans, why? They bring their American bullshit?
>>224757046Možda. Možda ne. Možda ti se jedan hrvatsk debil
>>224757084kaj frende
>>224757077the common stereotype of americans is that they lack in critical thinking and self awarenessaka "dumb and cringe"
not to mention you'll immediately be perceived as a retard by any native for moving here
>>224757153You are not wrong. We are very loud and obnoxious. Please let me come be stupid in your country, Croat man. I will be a very good boy and pipe down I swear, I am really good at social cues
>>224757077>Why did you choose to move to the spot you did?I traveled since I was young and always liked Serbs. I tried to live in middle and south America before coming here.>say pick carefully, what do you mean?Unless you're rich you really can't afford to full commit to a move can you?>Particular cities? City vs village?Whatever you like. You'll spend the first year in the capital if you actually want to stay anyway. There's no way you're navigating the absolute mess of the system here without doing so>Then, maybe that's how it'll be no matter where I go?You will be you no matter where you go. That's the most profound thing you've even touched on. Your problems will follow you. They won't even follow you, they are you.>No more Americans, why? They bring their American bullshit?I don't want anymore of us here. Nobody does. There's a small enclave of Mormons in the north and people on official business. And I guess there's an "influencer" or two. We don't exist here besides old stereotypes.and boogyman of the past. When it reaches some actual level it'll stop being a joke. I want to give up my American identity and be a Serb. That won't ever happen. There's no stereotype here except for the pop culture one that's distant and ethereal. The more of us that come here the more real it is. And that makes my life harder..It was the same way with the Russians before the came. You've never heard such brotherhood and slav-unity. Now they're despised because they're obnoxious imperialists just like Americans are.
>>224757072>saber rattling for pro Russianits beyond ruski usa, u and me.maybe u can see it one day
>>224757181we're a touristy country which makes everyone sort of inherently desensitized to niggers and degeneracy so nobody's even going to notice you
im just gonna post muzykafuck the worldhttps://youtu.be/yUCnlilFZ2w?list=RDyUCnlilFZ2w
>>224757175Haha true! I find this really funny all the time. But yeah they think you're retarded for even coming here at all
>>224757216>You will be you no matter where you go. That's the most profound thing you've even touched on. Your problems will follow you. They won't even follow you, they are you.So what, you're saying I should stay here and work on myself, improving my own mental state and facing my demons instead, and that picking my entire family up and moving to a country I have vague and fantastical ideas about is probably not going to solve the problem?> That won't ever happen.Because of you or because of them, or both? You're really still that obvious, you can't blend in ever?
>>224757272Sounds line you're answering your own questions anon
>>224757284Yeah, just sucks. I see no future and I'm looking down the barrel of a dead empire, just like you did. That's the part I can't work on, the part I can't figure out. Or maybe it's a mirage and none of it matters. Hard to keep my head screwed on straight these days.In the meantime I have this fantasy in my head. Of some shack next to some fat lake somewhere in the middle of the Balkans. I think it probably has to remain a dream, and I already knew that.I appreciate you giving me chunks of reality. The natives are kind and fun to talk to, but they won't give me this.
nemate pojma kolko kurcina bi popusio da sam odraso u americi
>>224757272I'll give if to you straight as a matter of respect to my countryman. Don't come here. Any strange ideals you have about eastern European traditionalism are misplaced. You're swapping one set of problems for another here. If you're okay with the exchange then okay. But first you have to know what the problems are. Both in your environment and here. And let's be honest are you so competent to know what the problems are in your own environment? Okay let's say your well traveled and educated. Do you know what the problems here are? I doubt it. I don't even know. I just live here. So, don't come here. Go to Croatia
I feel malaise when shutting down well intentioned good hearted people when it comes to migration. A year ago I was in Smederevo. Had a terrible hangover and was just looking for a place to get safe water because I stayed in some booking shit hole. Must've been 5 in the morning. I had locked myself out of my stan na dan but no matter nothing a knife and a plastic bottle can't fix. The water tasted like shit.So I stumble into a soccerbet and ask if I can have some water in my best Serbian. Well what do you know if was an 18 year old (or less) rather disheveled casino worker. He noticed my accent and poor language immediately. Asked where I'm from. America. Spent the next hour trying to recover from a hangover listening to his delusions about how great America is and how his dream was to live there. I didn't even have the energy. I just told him what to expect in a t2 or t3 city (which is being generous to a poor youth from Smederevo. He'd likely end up somewhere else). I told him he's better off staying with his family. Marrying a girl he's known for a bit and having children.I often wonder if I'm an asshole for such conversations, but I don't really care
>>224757564you will never understand what we are perceiving as having missed out onwe don't give a fuck about the politics, it's about the idea
>>224757625Yeah? Idea of what mister Croat?
>>224757732"freedom" and being at the epicenter of contemporary western culture
>>224757747What's so great about that? I'm not being sarcastic I'm asking in earnest. After so long I truly don't understand the appeal
>>224757767the balkans are a cultureless shithole and western europe is both pretentious and irrelevant
>>224757844>Balkans culturelessNope>ShitholeWell that's just like, your opinion man>Western EuropeI don't think about it at all except when I have to import cheesesWhat does this have to do with America again?
>>224757867>Well that's just like, your opinion manthis enough for me not to elaborate more
also: abundance mindset
>>224757900You misunderstand. I was making a Nig Lebowski throwback joke in jest. It's an old movie that meme comes from. I actually don't think croatia or Serbia is a shithole all things considered. I do think a lot of places in America are. If we disagree that's okay. I was simply trying diffuse that tension.Don't retreat at the slightest disagreement. Remember you're talking with an American immigrant to Serbia. All of your cultural taboos and sensitivities I don't have a complete grasp on. Buck up mister Croat.I have go go to bed though I've been drinking far too much. Tomorrow will be difficult. I guess that's today now
>>224758225>Nig Lebowski Big LebowskiFunny typo. Best wishes and goodnight though
Umiwem :3
>>224758312pocrkachemo ko kewad
ozicvjet chemo ko machkad
Samoca - period zivota ili do kraja?Imam 37 godina, zivim sam, imam psa, stabilan posao, treniram, setam, vozim biciklo, placam rentu, svoje auto i hobi fudbal i gejming. Sve ovo su stvari koje zadnjih 2-3 gosine su mi postale jedino u zivotu. Vezu isto toliko nisam imao, nije da nisam probao, ali nekako sve navodi i svodi se na gore navedeno. Pocinjem da razmisljam da li je to to sto se ovog zivota tice, ili jbg, mozda samo faza. Najgore od svega je to sto ja stvarno uzivam u ovome, ali doci ce trenutak kada ce vjerovatno trebati da imas nekoga pored sebe, nekog da te saslusa, neko sa kim ces da stvaras shecanja, kad dodju kasne godine. Sto bi se u nekim filmovima reklo, mozda je moja misija samo da budem sto bolji ujak i to je to. Zivi samacki zivot i probaj sto vise da cinis ljude oko sebe srecnim. Interesuje me ima li vas u slicnoj situaciji i kako gledate na to? Nisam odustao od toga da sjutra imam svoju porodicu, ali evo, za sad mi je ovakav horoskop :)
>>224758793Nikad nisam crkla
Jaкa пpocипaњa y eкcјy имaгинapијyмy/шизoфpeнијyмy
ajmo malo o mikroplastici
>>224758912nisam citala nisam ni propustila nista
>>2247589682026 јe. Лapпaњe дa cи жeнcкo јe oдaвнo изaшлo из мoдe
ako ti zenoid kaze da voli zivotinje pogotovo kerove teraj to u picku materinu napakovace ti neku dzukeletinu jos ako ih uselis usrace ti se u zivot. sem ako imas kucu i dvoriste onda jos nekako
>>224759068pa bolje da imam curu koja se osim sa mnom jebe sa psom nego da imam curu bez psa pa da me vara s bivsim, s likom iz teretane, s frendovima, s likom na kojeg je bas nedavno slucajno naletila ali je imao "ono nesto"...
kavica i bakljica
kevica i bakica
humorist nekakav kao?
iduće dvije sedmice....
otkad sam prevario gf nikad joj nije mrsko seks da pruzi cak iako je samo da mn zadovolji u vidu da mi drka s stopalima u faci npr
drka mi se i ne drka mi se u isto vrijeme
fakat ne mogu da provarim gluposti od ovog bosanca. moram malo odmoriti od ex yu. vidimo se za pola sata
>>224759046to ja ironicno
>>224759471tako joj i treba kad je glupa kurva koja neda picke
toliko mi ne daju da sam poceo misliti kako zene uopce nemaju picku
>>224759523Taкo ce пoчињe, a пocлe идe cyкњицa пa шминкицa пa "хихихихихи" пa кypaц y дyпe пa хopмoни пa цaп кypaц пa дeпpa пa "oбecит ce хoчy"...
>>224759647to iz iskustva znas hahahahaha
>>224759952ovako je i kučkojeb radio
>>224759952salji joj dik pik
>>224760106a zas mora ic vlakom jel psihic van novog mesta da kao ne znaju tamo da je lud il sta
seru se govna na poslu bmk
>>224760106
>>224760273ja sam skoro zaspo dok sam srao govna na poslu
>>224760339kucaju drugi radnici objekta u kojem sam a mene bk kazem zauzeto i budem 20 min
>>224760371sta te boli kurac
napaljenko
>>224760404a bukv
bukvach
browsam pol juce i postavio lik thrist trap neke cure s venus tijelom citav dan mi u glavi bila zamalo relapso nakon 4 mjeseca
jebote ljudeki pa prejebeno bi nam bilo da kanada udje u eu eee koja brija daj ono zabrij si jebena kanada u eu samo sjednes u avion i tamo si dodjes radis uzivas znaci ono kanada je ful bolja amerika i sad si ti dio te unije s njima ee
>citav konac na engleskom>luka larpa amerikanca, mongol rakpederise sa babama, a ostali dudlajuau jebote nisam se ni trebao vracat
majmunko i njegova sestra u sobi, temperatura se dize od 20 do 60, ali ne viseako zele spustit temperaturu moraju se jebat u sve rupice a ona mora vikat "ah moj brate ecoboosteru!"
>>224759068zene jebu kerove, odnosno kerovi jebu zenedrk8
>>224760762>kanada udje u eu>indijci iz kanade odu u evropubrvtalna sudbina
>>224760762ma ti bi u kanadu zbog eutanazije
>>224761153a indijci iz eu odu za kanadu frf
librebutovani ajbiem tinkped gf
>>224759928Хиљaдe пpимepa нa нeтy
>>224761627ovaj čovjek je izgubio sve jebote
so majestic jebote https://youtu.be/6n6ZXN9SUF4
>>224756389What is this model? You should appreciate that friend. Also you should clean it more often. Feel sorry for your laptop united states baby
nećete posjedovat ništa i bićete sretni
>>224761942koji ce ti andrak 128gb DDR5 ramaja imam 8gb DDR3 vec skoro 10 godina
>>224761988nismo svi sirotinja kao ti i babodrk da imamo laptope iz 2010. godine i zovemo ih legendarnim
>>224761988ovo lol i ja isto
>>224760530deder sliku pokazi
ja ne znam koji je moj jer nisam streber
>>224760530>>224762346verovatno je mal malloy videla sam i ja taj konac
>>224762472>videlaК У Ч К O J E БУЧКOJEБ
>>224762472https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/542614138/#542614138i ja sam ovako gradjena moram smrsati malone vole muskarci bokove>>224762502smiri se sejo
>>224762551К У Ч К O J E БУЧКOJEБ
Anže odusto od nas. Nije ni iznenađenje
i want plavokosa maturanica 56 godina for jebem
profesija:prostirka
boginja
>>224763209
znate onaj ook kad jebete gf pa vas gf moli da joj svrsite u picku
Ne bi ja.
https://youtu.be/mHlL2hfN3bY
Sošolec iz srednje, ki se je neironično obesil: fb com anze.cesar
ironicno obesil gf
Boli nas zdapi
>>2247645102022?
>>224764510zasto
>>224764766od sramote kad je vidio da dijeli ime s anzetom iz naseg konca
dbi mislim da cu cijeli januar da bukiram u neki lux ryokan na hokaidu
>>224765166da li je ecoboost ukljucen u cijenu?
Kris (t) Jani.
>>224765253anze zasto ti mama brani da drkas?
>>224765271Moraš nju da pitaš? Fakat je enigma.
>>224765222ukljucen je moj kurac u tvoju kevu luka
>>224765321pa pitao bi je stvarno samo nemam kako
>>224765326vidi >>224760897
>>224765504woof woof
all the bitches love me
>>224765535ovo tebe pali degencino
Hoви c цифpaмa>>224765877>>224765877>>224765877
