replacement knees edition
zingers:
Brianna Ghey was kinda cute ngl
I wish I was Mexican
Getting this evening's PJW
>>22474876615 quid not bad
rorke heart eyes
eating a nugget
Don't forget to put the dishwasher on before you go to bed
>teehee i make nonce posts about dead girls
>girl
>>224748850>Girl
You could just stick any caption over a video a girl takes of herself and then spam it here for your own evil endsYou can just do that
unironically first thing in the morning run to the bank and take out all the cash you can uk economy is going to collapse within days, probably this week
>>224748829even facefilter cant help this ugly womanliterally made her face half the size
>>224748829needs a can of stella betwixt her thighs
>>224748816>judging by just that one picturedownright foolish
>>224748866What will be the benefit of having useless cash?
>>224748867Average Balkan 26 year old
There's no more oil and the banks are out of money, go to your nearest shop and put your hand in the cash register
>>224748866so whatim fucking loaded it wont affect me
>>224748887Would do despicable things to this lard lass
martin lewis is that you
>>224748896could eat it
i invest all my money in chaturbate models
>he doesn't have gold and silverNgmi
MAC10
ok mike mahoney, RELAX
>>224748930mikey, financial advisor
>>224748953stop posting munters
madam, there's a rat on your bust
>>224748953Lucky hamster
biomass bastards
>>224748940I'm a .45, not a MAC-10
> He says that, having so few satellites, Russia would be the "big winner" in any space war, which would involve "missiles fired up into space, manoeuvring sats designed to nudge/destroy them and ground-based lasers".pretty cool we live in stars wars: battlefront
get them all gone
Might make up some shit about current events to see if I can get the terminally online and unemployable incels of /brit/ scared of the collapse of society. Surely they will believe that this time it's going to happen.
cats got down syndrome
if you're a neet and you win £1,000,000 but then the government says you can't have it unless you work 40 hours a week, alternatively can can turn it down and that money goes to a charity of your choice and you get your usual bennies, are you getting a job or nah?
>>224748992Beautiful biomass
>>224749012
>>224749018I’d listen to what they had to sayand thats what no one else did
rorke arguing with the cashier because they won’t take his Guernsey pounds
>>224749024might look like an absolute spacker but he'd still rip your face off
Just fixed my energy prices for 12 monthsElectric 27.55p, 51.96 standing chargeGas9.01p, 29.17p standing charge
>>22474901840 hrs a week until when
>>224749024hes gay
>>224749057thanks martin lewis
The AI Indians have taken all the jobs
>>22474905810 years
>>224749057>he fell for it
saving up all my arse gas for winter
PLEASE tell me you niggas are watching 70 Up tonight
Spreading me arsehole to fart so I don't poo meself x
India has the lowest incidence of down syndrome per capita
>On 2 June 2000, when he was 56 years old, Humphrys and his then partner, Valerie Sanderson, had a son, Owen Jamesdirty old bugger
>>224749107will deffo be watching it. last one with jason arday in it ;_;
>>224749096The vat will also be removed from the leccy in October. The price cap will go up again by 20% The orange retard will cause even more chaosI think it's a good choice
>>224748867proper bo
should i do something or carry on not doing anything
>>224749107let me guess they're all a bit older and a bit wiser now and probably one of them have canceryawn!
yo Buttflick420 thanks for the sub
>>224748816She was like 15
Dad's about to inherit hundreds of thousands of pounds and keeps telling me he's going to give me some money but won't tell me how much and it feels rude to ask, or possibly if I ask he'll have to define a number and it might be lower than it could otherwise be. So I don't know if I'm going to be a able to take a nice holiday or be able to pay off my mortgage. This is literally the worst thing that's happening to anyone in the world right now.
>she
>>224749154And?
>>224749174Grow up nonce cunt
most citizens should work 30 hours a week and make twice as much
mini beadley
consider the forfar bridie
>>224749169Imagine if he gives you 50 quid
>>224749169dadberg giving half of it to the RNLI to help the boat peoplewhilst you get a pittance
good evening to my fellow empty husks
not too fond of this steak and kidney pie but i know kidney is good for me
>>224749234is vital organ
>>224749246yhthe iron and all that
>>224749187in america burger flippers are better paid than doctors are here grow up
Caralmao cup more likeboring tournament
nth for the baddiedem
>>224748829corrrrrr leesi
south park's back tomorrow lads
>>224749224Oh no. God forbid we don't care of our own hide and instead offer some help so that people escaping dangerous environments (made dangerous by your own taxes) don't drown.
>>224749246read this in team fortress 2 heavy's voice
>>224749273new Ariana Grande ethnicity just dropped
good evening you fucking boat migrants
>>224749296Not watching it since it was shilling the jab
>>224749304how much do you give to charity, nikos
>>224749304do you ever shut the fuck up?
>>224749296i hope Butters is it!!!
just blocked toilberg on slack LOL
>>224749304we don't TAKE care*
>>224749356fuck all he cud do x
>>224749356sent that cunt flying lad
>>224749364>>224749366peasants are getting riled up
posted the nonce image again award
Indie guitar band The Cribs photographed in London (2005)
>>224749273Ok now that's peng
Imagine the nonces in here explaining all their weird nonce posts to the plod
will never not be baffled by the fact that the greek spastic continues to post here under an irish flag thinking anyone wants to hear his incoherent shitskin schizobabblejust take the fucking hint mate
>>224749309indian ariana was her pengest
>>224749410why do women like guys like this who look like they've sucked cock
>>224749419me trying to explain all my kill all cops posts
>>224749385my toilberg is sound as fuck
>>224749442too feminine to be intimidatingeasy to manipulate
>>224748825wish i could be that delusionalshe looks like a 5her looksmatched is close to incel tier
idgi its just three girls on a bus
just come upstairson the pc now so post quality will decline a bit sorry
got the žywiec piwo in from sainos
Harrods is owned by Qatar
>>224749478they're giggling at your small willard
where are the chunky ladies
>>224749381fulham poo
>>224749460ESHUTA?
>>224749498mind your own business
At that cinema nows xHad a few jars xWE TAKE SUNDERLAND FROM THE CORRUPT X
long cat is long
>>224749538come live in my poowongian mountaintop chalet i will provide for you
>>224749524
Would you be ashamed of your post history? I would be.
>>224749524I expect you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today
kind of poetic that we're going to become just like argentina, grimmers
>>224749524the gang
>Elizabeth line worker died after single punch, court told
>>224749543Get the bags in lad you know you want to. Comfy happening on the horizon. Cheeky bag. Cheeky mate Steve. Cheeky hire a prossie but can't get hard so have a sad little wank while you're mate shags her. Gwaaaaannnnnn.
>>224749573My Rorke dad thinks this too. Reckons we are going to have hyperinflation and stuff
>>224749569profoundly so x
>>224749573we're about to become home to tallest mountain outside of asia?
>>224749524he's gone. and there was nothing we could do about it.
>>224749557balkanberg
>>224749573we'll always be better than them
his name was brett spooner
watching ms size douesnt matter the clown on the tik tocks
Just kind of pointlessly coasting through life
>>224748835Ok mommy
>>224749524fat fuck on the left
i'm doing a soyface right now like that meme. just sitting here doing one
>Ortega's co-worker, Mohammed Alim, said he witnessed a man on the platform punch Ortega "near the temple area".>"The impact of the punch was with so much force that I saw something fly out of his mouth," Alim told the court.>"He was floored. He hit the back of his head."
The vibe in /brit/ is very different from /cum/. /brit/ has a lot more simping for women and more politics./cum/ is generally less serious.
microsoft update updated the bios
repairing my willy [//////////////////////.......] (75% complete)
the 'smr
"HEEM SLEEPY" - Mohammed Alim
Just saw an advert for retirement "planning"Nigga what do you need to plan? Just save money until you are old the spend that money
fucking despise posh English people absolutely nothing worse
>>224749641you need chemical castration
>>224749381POV: girls telling a dog to put its mask on so they can step on you (even though they like it when you lick their feet)
>>224749629wouldnt know
>>224749610she was too scared couldnt even feed her, but these two ate alot
bender futurama funny
>>224749641get a clue
>>224749633>2026>No linuxScreaming
>>224749626oh yes of course it was a biomass and he's not fit to stand trialbiomass are a public health emergency>Ayodele Jamgbadi, 30, of Kingston Road, Ilford, is charged with Ortega's murder. Inner London Crown Court heard on Tuesday that he was not fit to make a plea or take part in his murder trial.
>she's lost 7kgmaybe now NHSberg will listen
>>224749663Really cool but how fucking lazy do you have to be to take over a hundred years to build somethingFucking spaniardsWe'd have it up in 10 in our prime
Anyone seen that great western railway advert and it's like "go on the train and listen to your gran tell you stories of when she was a whore in her youth"
>>224749711strange and potentially hurtful piece of fiction
Why would a rich soccer player be using nitrous oxide
>>224749704>We'd have it up in 10 in our primeBet that's your dad's current battlecry
>>224749629let me in brother
Was gonna make a thread in /mu/ but forgot to attach a picture and it deleted my post because of it so I gave up
>>224749711I literally posted this last nightKill yourself unoriginal bastard
>>224749615LOL
>>224749734Seen a video of her getting her fat tits out
>>224749729It's not fiction I saw it
>>224749711yeh
Ello chaps.Check out this track it's freaking badarse.https://youtu.be/Lw6Wjd9lALM
>>224749660MOUSEY IS A PEDOPHILE WHO TORTURES LITTLE CHILDRENHE TAKES THEM TO HIS CARAVAN TO SEXUALLY ABUSE THEM
>>224749751show us x
>>224749732drug traceless high in a sport where drug tests are regular
>>224749766s
reformers living exclusively next door to american candy shops
>>224749704too busy shagging peng spanish birds
>>224749663interior is so shit
>>224749770Won't be sharing it because that's against the board rules
>>224749751may i see it
>>224749732Don't know Columbo, tell us
>>224749746No you didn't
TOBY CAMERON PAEDOPHILEOH OH OH OH OHHH OHHTOBY CAMERON PAEDOPHILEOH OH OH OH OHHH OHH
>>224749735learn to actually fucking speak english before posting on an english speaking website
if the average person understood the bond markets and the absolute shit storm our economy is entering the whole country would be rioting
I wish I was a billionaire, I would try to do so much good with being one
neighboursteins catberg is whining outside
>>224749751Post it
>>224749336funny he didnt answer this
>>224749816No mate, this is a SFW board.
old bugger at toil always complaining on his phone to i suppose his missustoday i heard him shout im hanging up ooh theres a divorce on the cards
>>224749785>>224749786>>224749789Check out this badarse tune mates. This tune is cool as frick.https://youtu.be/Lw6Wjd9lALM
>>224749759goes hard tbqh lad
>>224749735I'm sure this post was a banger in your native language
>>224749785No
>>224749781i liked it
>>224749803Lmao, rent free melty
Sorry, it was National Rail, not GWRyoutube.com/watch?v=vYfBJrgdhbQ
>>224749759I like this!
>>224749848buzzword soup
nan's just turned 302
>>224749840Hurt a spot?
not big on the 'mass personally
>>224749807get him stolen NOW
>>224749835work with some african bloke who barely speaks a lick of english and spends his entire shift with his phone in the pocket of his shirt with some african christian radio preaching all day
>>224749595>Cheeky hire a prossie but can't get hard so have a sad little wank while you're mate shags her.did this happen?
beer
>>224749842walls are white to allow the stained glass colours to stand out but then they have clear glass windows all around the top so the colour effect is completely diluted and pointlessjust bland shit compared to any gothic cathedral
>>224749886...yh
>>224749874Err no it just doesn't make any sense
>>224749789Unoriginal cunt fuck you>>224727697
>>224749884We've got a Zimbabwean and even though my toil is very racist everyone likes him because he's quiet and works hard
>>224749848it's not rent free when you're posting right here in front of us you stupid faggotagain, learn to actually fucking speak english
>>224749838>>224749850too right mates too right goes bloody 'ard it does
my 674 year old granda just fell down the stairs and disappeared like obi wan
>>224749804oh no will the line go briefly down?
both arse goals they should have passednot a great team spirit
>>224749886Yeah it did, he admitted it during one of his Albanian coke fueled meltdowns in britfeel. He's an extremely pathetic worm.
Anyone seen that advert for the trains and it's got that old biddy in it who's going on about how much knob she's taken?
>BREAKING: Sir Kier Starmer grants Scotland independence
>>224749942love finding obscure old music on youtube, good find catfren
>>224749967I haven't but thank you personally for making me aware of it, you're doing good work
albos are always on point with bag delivery
>>224749967ann landers is a boring old biddy
Gingers are fit but all that freckle skin looks like old woman skin
>>224749931Well I genuinely didn't see your post. I was sleeping by then. So it's a bit strange that I also had the same thought. I wonder how many people think the same things at the same time. Interesting
my granny felled in a pothole :O
>On day 2 of a wokey/wooze bender I couldn't get hard so my mate fucked the escort in front of me while she took the piss out of me. I still paid her.>Not my finest moment but I guess that's what I get for trying to lose my virginity. It's like a cosmic punishment.
>Hurt a spot?
>>224749991You're more animal than man
>>224750033was it in italy by any chance
>>224750006freckle boobs
>>224750035diabolical
>>224750035told you
>>224750037I have relatives that look like that
>>224749931>>224750011well can we have a link or an image at least of what you're talking about, lads
>>224750035please never post another anecdote from that sad cunt's life again this place is mentally ill enough
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>224748825she seems like such a loving girlfriend
>>224750081this was some bizarre north korea esque shite
>>224750077https://youtu.be/vYfBJrgdhbQ
>>224750081It was real. All of it.
>>224750114remember the /brit/ threads were funny theneveryone getting nagged by their mum to come and clap lol
>>224750114My road did it, only a small cul-de-sac, never trusted any fucker after that
>>224750115horrid
has anyone seen "What we do in the shadows" is it good?
bit drunk
>>224750114north korea didn't have all that covid shite they just ignored it
>>224750081might get out in the road at 8 on thursday night and bang some pots and pans around for old times sake
>>224750081entire nation of people just playing pretend
>>224750143State of this paedo
>>224749804and achieve what exactly? riot for higher taxes? lol the crash has to happen, the only thing that matters from here is the rebuild
>>224750156based chinks
>>224750153it's utter unfunny shite
wanking for carers
>>224750143surely r nige can afford some better pans than that scruffy old thing
used to have a DJ in one of the gardens a few roads away blast a few tunes for miles just after everyone came out to clap
>>224750115>our transport is slow and shitty so you'll have plenty of time to chata bold marketing strategy
poo! I am a pooey man!
https://voca.ro/14iL5jvYC6OB
>>224750176damn, I like Matt Berry usually >>224750186good lad
>>224750160reckon thats the universal human condition you've described there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A2GE9z66mY
clapped for carers
mad to think to some of you werent posting in here back in 2020
im drinking bleach on the beach make my teeth white
>>224750159it was good that it was always on a thursday because it helped me to know what day it was
>>224748867why are women like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9CCM240Ag
>>224750205hello bloody benchod
>it was good that it was always on a thursday because it helped me to know what day it was
>>224750211only australians have human souls
>>224750233deanocratic tyranny
Dollymong
>>224750081literally nobody in my street did this shite
>>224750233deano channel>>224750237i been posting here for years on and off, like a fiddlers elbow me
the female gangsters in top boy kind of ruin the immersion ngl
Remember when people would do those 24 hours in Tescos n that challenges?
so it has come to this
>>224750205scre
>>224750286you caused all of this you bloody idiot
rorke spoke to leftypol and then diego said "hs?" and then employed woman said "I'm sweating my bollocks off here team"!!!
postman pat postman pat postman pat and his black and white cat
Reminder the #ClapForCarers thing was literally started by a group of nursesThe whole thing was pretty much pic related
>>224750286shalom aleykum
>>224750280?
>>224750286*pretends to throw a coin and watches as you bound across the thread like a golden retriever*
>>224750286alri mike skinner
>>224750277Watch top boy summerhouse not that fucking Netflix shite made by drake
>>224750272>>224750266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usHIr2-htMowhy aren't we rich 20 year old deanos?
too busy clapping cheeks me
https://youtu.be/_jZuz3NEr18
rorke shitting his pants for carers instead
>>224750143Proper working class man of the people outfit that. He just needs a jumper draped over his shoulders
>>224750291i didntits been 77 years since our nations faced each other on the battlefield, today your politicians declared their intentions to go again.
>>224750322got too much swag to be a deano
howling at that video of the jew trying to haggle a prozzie down to £20 after shagging her haha
>>224750309https://youtu.be/f4b6PHhXPd4Was a trend weren't it, people were trying to stay overnight in all sorts of places for the vine
remember your origins, working class man
>>224750338link this lad i beg
>>224749988:/
>>224750335hs?
>>224750369https://x.com/jamespgoddard90/status/2098070872208687169
>>224750338beg you post it lad
>>224750316ahh will do, thanks saw that on goyflix too, assumed it was a film or something released after
Paid too much attention to current events and made myself anxious again award
>>224748771>>224748771new
>>224750393>you're supposed to be muslimscr
>>224750407its all bullshit and I hate everyone in politics
>>224750393screamingimagine living in london
>>224748771>>224748771>>224748771Recycle poo seal thread please>>224748771
>>224750393suhckreaming
>>224750393fucking scream
Post horses jerking off
>>224750050Freckles in general !!
