Poo seal edition
Damn too slow
>>224748771Great edition, I dearly missed pooseal
Que seraa seraaWhatever will be will beee
who you backin senpai
>>224750392we /tomdarwood/
HMP Sex Arsehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789484149919432.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789487512408345.webm
>>224750392what are UKIP even doing now
>>224750449they're led by some half italian identitarian
>>224750356denim wearing in the uk begun after american troops arrived and married 70,000 women, impregnated 20,000 others and the local british men wanted to gain female attention too so they dressed like americansso simply denim begun here because of trauma from hypergamy towards american soldiers by british women
>>224750400Summerhouse is the original it’s actually good. Wouldn’t even bother watching the new one pure Americanised shite
>>224750392>gallowaywhy is he willing to stand in this but not the manchester mayoral election or clacton
https://youtu.be/ijtrbWUU3BQthe watch
https://x.com/jamespgoddard90/status/2098070872208687169incase anyone missed it
>>224750448why would they even allow female screws i have no clue
Most people don't know this but North Korea actually likes Russia a lot better than China. They don't trust China.
>>224750448crazy that these prisoners have a better life than me
Why does Rorke claim the "civil service" are part of the establishment? Isn't the civil service just deanos and middle aged mums that work for government departments? If Reform get in then they'll have the civil service do Reform things
LADSCan one of you post that webbum of the calf drinking milk and then snorting it everywhere and then going back in for another roundThanks in advancex
>>224750488oh no i almost missed something i dont care about in the slightest
>>224750448lmao she's about 5ft tall how the fuck is she meant to stop anybody
>>224750448Was this a publicity stunt to promote an OF or something? Can’t understand why you would shag a criminal in their prison cell but then also allow yourself to be filmed. If I were doing something which would get me sacked and publicly disgraced the last thing I would do is let myself be filmed doing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGQwDOEC-ro
>>224750448hot
>>224750534surely edited
>>224750448less space than rorke's childhood bedroommore sex than rorke's childhood bedroom
>>224750502welcome to geopolitics, nobody is retarded enough to blindly trust anyonewhy do you think allies spy on each other
>>224750522don't think any deanos work in the civ
>>224750448chat is this real
>>224750468Bit cheeky of our women to shag a bunch of Yanks while their brothers, fathers, and husbands were being blown to bits in Burma desu
6x bonusshould be illegal
>>224750530t. shlomo shekelberg
>>224750502Everyone likes Russia better than China.
>>224750522radical changes to the civil service would be like trying to do a 180 turn on a massive ship, it would take so long reform would be out of power
>>224750392No Count Binface? Must be fuming about Clacton still, he really thought he had a chance lol.
>>224750524na
one colleague at toil went jail for a few years, another colleague was a screwsomething about the duality of toil
so chile is dominated by the andes mountains but managed to lose the highest peak to the agrentinian border? oh dear oh dear
>>224750477i’ve only watched two episodes. it’s not terrible but was probably gonna bin it. just all seemed very unrealistic and yeah, yankified. will deffo try summerhouse
I like China coz it's got chinese food
>>224750522Didn’t civil servants pretty much openly defy the Tories for a while. No conservative myself, but it’s a bit mental that those aforementioned deans and middle aged mums can just hold the country to ransom if they get told to do their jobs
>>224750502ok
>>224750601what sort of shite toil hires people who went to jail for a few years
>>224750609wouldn't mind doing a food tour in China
>>224750567100 thousand british men died100 thousand british women went yank only for a few yearsthen the government brought in 300,000 jamacans probably even more cuckolded than today
>>224750625motor trade, criminal record doesn't matter
>>224750535>>224750535>Wandsworth female prison officer Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, accused of having sex with inmate in X-rated video hides her face and carries a suitcase as she leaves court - after police arrested her at Heathrow Airport
i'm hood
>>224750610But they aren't the establishment, they are just a workforce like any other
>>224750524Here you go m8
Hello
>>224750692hello lad
schrodinger had a 14yo gf
the civil service are very bamey, thats why theyre throwing a hissy fit about reform
won't someone please think of the children
just got a boner then I got a second boner
anything good going?
>Reform admits it will take five years for Farage to fix UK borders
>>224750719the greatest men who lived all had one when they were 30+
since I've been running and doing long walks, morning wood has been hard as steel and boners in general
parameterising my network
>>224750739oh no! guess i'll vote green now
>>224750761may i see it
becoming chinese
>>224750687absolutely no need for that
poured the rest of the booze down the sink im not doing mysrlf in tonight cant bar sed
Reforms previous Welsh leader is in prison for 12 years for accepting bribes from RussiaThere new one has just been arrested for beating up his wife…They really know how to pick them don’t they
what if jar jar binks head was a penis and his long ears were balls?
>>224750808no
>>224750524
why is rorke so against wfh?>Another drive to WFH? Labour accused of bowing to unions with pledge to 'strengthen right to flexible working'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16133621/Another-drive-WFH-Labour-accused-bowing-unions-Deputy-PM-standing-Burnham-TUC-announces-government-strengthen-right-flexible-working.html
What do you guys think of llanito (spanish-english mix spoken in Gibraltar)?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjbqUZyxMo
>>224750524i don know ...
>>224750739>five years >2029 electionso another 4 million legal immigrants and 500 thousand illegal ones until then
becoming a bame
>>224750846there he is
genuinely the most amazing achievement in television think shitain can be very proud of this desu
>>224750846good man
It is unconventional and maybe even silly to do so, but I am about to make a cup of tea. I realise the time and I am choosing to ignore it,
Cop this if you can lads it's lush (and I mean lush)
lucy letby
>>224750877where's jason arday?
>>224750739Sir Keir Starmer literally, genuinely and unironically halved immigration in 2 years but no one wants that discussion
dunno what bame even stands for 2bhblack asian maybe ethnic
>>224750902bizarre failure of a gimmick this
lost another bet
don't want to go in tomorrowI'll have nothing to do and watching the clock tick away is torture
>thread titles appearing in linkweird that didn't happen before and doesnt serve a purpose
>>224750918sorry bud
>>224750877Don't care to watch a bunch of boomers thanks
>>224750912bame impala
Down in my cellar, down in my cellar,I've been changing ev'rything around,I've a secret hidden there,I'll guard it with my life,There's only one mistake I madeI told it to my wife.
mad really
>>224750929test>>>/s/22465841
>>224750929Used to happen years and years ago but I thought they fucked that off
>>224750937tomorrow's another day lad
>>224750952he's not high enough there
Right, so are you going to walk? Almost did, mate, almost bloody did
>>224750927take a book
>>224750877how tf am I finding out about this now :OLove stuff like this
>>224750912just like how a bipoc is not necessarily bi
>>224750987what the fuck is a bipoc, seen leftypol posting about it
>>224750959>>224750962it doesnt work for thread links only catalogues
is /brit/ an Xbox or PlayStation general?
>>224751022it's a grow the fuck up mate general
>>224750687surely this is AI, a plane definitely can't go that fast
and the latest from helperlad?
>>224751022both have consoles from 2020 borderline obsolete but if they made a new one today it would cost £1k+
>>224751005is ecosia broken
>>224751022don't listen to this lad >>224751030 we are a passionate Nintendo general, wahoo!
How many hours have you spent alone posting on 4chan today?
>>224750944mad how disappointed she will be
>>224751043dont know what that means either, i go outside
>>224751038raped and then murdered and then his corpse was raped by a bame
you posted this this morning grow up
give spurs your energy
>>224751066*gaped
i'd make a mint pilot me if it weren't for my fear of heights, terrible dexterity, and inability to see clearly beyond 1.5 metres
>>224751085alri milhouse
noooo don’t grow up haha
>>224751077nice of them to score a goal. they should do that in the prem as well
>>224751085yes I look up and see planes flying overhead and I wish I were a pilot too but I am too incel to do it :(
>>224750448Both a bit gayFirst one his mate's recording and second his mate's recording and groaning and getting right in closeWeird.
>>224751059Oh be quiet, you’re a shagger we’ve established this
>>224751085and the £100k to do the training
why does drumpf make posts like chris chan
Love my Chinese gf
eating a bowl of cornflakes
>>224751128doesn't change the fax
so today in the government think tank someone said we need more bame representation in the bipoc-led defense contracting firm and i said yes but we must also center black bodies in the decolonial praxis and everyone nodded because nodding is the work
>>224751129that's one of the few things i actually have
>>224751200nigga larping he has 4 years salary in savings
>>224751173
normies are outside my house being loud and laughing
In all honesty, Britain: What the flying fuck is wrong with you?
was walking through the centre of Manchester last night and it was kind of booming even though it was a Monday. it made me realise i have lived here 11 years and done nothing with my timethere's a whole world out there but i just don't take part
>>224751114argentine rorke attempting to pay for his beeros at the despensa: es dinero legal amigo
>>224751220>4 years salaryanon i...
being a man born in 1999 is a humiliation ritual
>>224751235Dunno I don’t really get worked up about random shit that doesn’t matter like this
>>224751222obviously would >>224751235is this real? why are they doing this?
>>224751235i dont know what this is
I hate that my brothers goneIt’s way worse than I thought it would beIt’s like he’s died
>>224751239heard manchester is a good night out
goal of the season from szoboarse ogre midfield could never
>>224751302Where is he
the ponyposter got vodafone rangebanned
>>224751235Bernd you could have picked from hundreds of other examples, no one gaf about some foid modelling contest
>>224751282Great Britain's contender for this year's Miss Universe.Supposedly the most beautiful woman, Great Britain could come up with this year.
>>224750448Fucking crazy, how can he get hard with his mate recording it?
>>224751262i feel this
>>224750877and what did they accomplishgetting old?
>>224751318HMP pentonville
>>224751329thats pretty funny. she'll probably win too because woke has warped and twisted everything
>>224750986last ever one is on ITV1 right now (part 1/2) they're ending it here
>>224751239Get yourself down white hotel, get some drugs in ya and have a dance
I mourn the loss of everyone from my life even though they are still alive
might do nothing
off to bed, night night friendsx
>>224751399you'll--- never mind
>>224751329it's not miss universe, it's "universal woman" which looks like some random pageant ran out of someone's basement in cambodia
>>224751391rorke core poetry
Need Swede gf
>>224751484same but I'm not tall enough
>>224751431>yes she's the universal woman and she really is to blame>her bitching comes from far away no more>it comes from you and you and me, and brothers can't you see>this is not the way to put an end to whores
my drugs have arrived in the post
>>224751318university he just went on monday
Im eating paprika seasoned sunflower seeds
>>224751435I have never believed I was someone worth staying for
>>224751536could not be more eastern european
>>224751524
shift key not working so i'll have to type in all lowercase lads
sir jj gabriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91h49nAZkhA
the normdrones at toil have an infinite capacity to imbibe netflix slop
has zieds given comment on sir raheem sterling yet
shift key not working 9can't do brackets0
>>2247512584chan autist larper discovers the average man in the uk under 30 makes 28k a year
>>224751552the other day I had a sudden craving at midnight and went and bough two packets, pretty good considering I never snack
"mental health struggles" is just a euphemism for being an annoying cunt that everyone hates
hate stories in video games with the exception of Metal Gear which i like the story but not the gameplay
>>224751536never seen them, i usually get the extra salt ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0RC2Z-V1I0
Need to tongue punch her fart box.
>>224751574sir not in the first team at man united as a 15 year old so pitch a wobbly and ask to leave
mexicans unironically still think wwe is real
stopped drinking and started going back to the gym
An energy company in Poland signed a deal on a yacht in Abu Dhabi to buy 6 million barrels of oil for $345 million. Because of sanctions, the money was delivered via crypto. USB sticks containing wallet keys were given to sellers in Caracas. The Polish company they sent tankers to pick up the oil and were ghosted by the Venezuelans, while their empty tankers sat off the coast waiting for a reply.
>>224751576just like you and drivel on 4chan then
?
might get a print of this
awkwafina
>>224751596if you're broke just say that
>>224751618last time I ate them was 3 years ago maybe and it was a different brand, bought one with paprika and one with bacon, obviously they are super salty
>>224751652um
>>224751506no worries brother we can sway them with our rizz
>>224751669no?what's your job?
>The Identitarian movement or Identitarianism is a pan-European nationalist, ethno-nationalist,[2][3][4] far-right[5][6][4] ideological movement centred on the preservation of white European identity, which it claims is under existential threat from multiculturalism, immigration, and globalisation.I did not know about this
>>224751681mental packaging
Protect black and brown bodies from white supremacy
>>224751690devops engineer
>>224751512
>>224751652wait thats a girl why is she taking a viagra
POV your waiting for the Viagra to kick in
>>224751709i said a real job
Bulgarian New World Order
what's a guy got to do to get a bonus on paddypower even bigger bananas 2
>>224751709>£50k a year >larping as richFUCKING STATE
>>224751702rorke was into it about ten years ago he liked to pretend to read alain de benoist and tomislav sunic
>>224751702>IdentitarianHaven't heard this word since 2018
why would viagra make the clitoris more sensitive
Devops wankers love they lil microservices AWS instances Cloud bullshit
putting myself in a zen state
>>224751728i accept your concession
Do any of you gentlemen enjoy the artwork of the Norwich School of painters? I know I do. John Crome is a particular favourite of mine, though I'm also partial to a John Sell Cotman of occasion.
>>224751689yeah if they are not shallow, I did have some luck in the Netherlands years ago and those girls are pretty tall >>224751704its gotta pop, they used to have flavoured pumpkin seeds but I didn't see em and the guy didn't even know what I was talking about
>>224751709>engineer>computer programmingno end to the larp
>>224751748I actually did read Homo Americanus it's pretty good
>>224751765this painting is scary
>>224751769shameful to say but i usually buy the turkish brand ones from the polski sklep
went to the local football there. i dont have the balls to stand up and shout like everyone else. also like 5 people from my year at school were there and probably thinking look at this cunt pretending to support the club. why am i such a freak
chunkyhapathighs
>>224751803might get those for my mates bday party. how much?
>>224751775Im more a fan of homer simpson
>>224751652what happens if she takes viagra, but she's already caged
can you buy alysa liu's piercingit must be coated in her germs
Having a JAV wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd_uvlhnvE4
my washing smells like piss somebody has pissed in my machine
>>224751827scralysa
>>224751825you're entire bank account transferred into mine
>>224751863sold!
>she>caged
I'm a big fan of try-on hauls.https://youtu.be/XJWqKdvERGU?t=712
>Racial discrimination becoming part of everyday life – new poll revealshappy now rorke?
why don’t computer programmers just make the numbers in their bank account go up
>>224751824corr
>>224751880same but I'm more of an old school "the katies" man
>>224751801it is what it is, when I make graped leaves with rice I buy a Turkish brand cause it's legit the highest quality and I've tried several Bulgarian brands, also one of my favorite restaurantts in the city is a Turkish spot soo whatever :d
what does this mean
>>224751880big fan of this type of woman
>>224751805They probably said ‘oh look its anon’ and one of them most likely brought up a story involving you before they had a chuckle and moved to something else. It’s good you went out and did something, do not entertain your self-doubt :)
The Smashing Turnips
>>224751902she was the brains behind the digital-only release
>>224751827SCU-REEEEAAAAMING
>>224751902bet she’s a radio host
/brit/! help! please tell me the origin and meaning of the phrase "trailing early doors". I only ever hear this used by british sports commentators.
>>224751883won't be happy until every last one has been deported
ariposter is fucking gagging for it the little slut I’d have her walking side to side after I’m done shagging her tight pink arsehole
>>224751936pretty simple to figure out innit
1300 male "asylum seekers" to be housed next door to a village of 350this country's DONE
>>224751898good lad
>>224751902first person confirmed to be playing the game on release
>>224751936early doors = near the opening of an eventso they're a goal behind near the start of the game
>>224751936early doors means people that go in the pub immediately after it opens
>>224751922i hope so
>>224751936IT'S THE OL SWITCHEROO
>>224751936losing from the very onset
>>224751922yeah like cara
>>224751936is qwen broke
>>224751982ugh i love fat 5ft tall tattoed 5+ bodycount women with short hair
get the biomass' organs harvestedget the pensioners living even longer with transplants
get the lock quadrupled
>>224750535They pay her mate
>>224751880hands on katie vibes
>>224751981imagine the future breeding only about 20 women there will be of ageBRVTAL
can i get a quick rundown on east londondoes it have a reputation
>>224752019need 150 year olds with completely empty craniums
>>224751981honestly fucking mental someone should do something but not me obviously
>>224751606well saidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FjDyhq3Ais
>>224751987>>224751988I see. Thank you.
>>224752003Yes I gathered this but I wasn't sure about the origin of 'early doors'.
>>224752047not really mentalthis has already happened in ireland and the birthrate improved in the local area
mouldie
>>224751656Have you seen the video with esther powitzky interviewing her and she gets completely embarassed?
>>224752038biomass everywhereplenty of fitties in hackney
>>224751981Just a couple of years ago I would have had sympathy for them. Not now. We're all so much more burnt-out. Piddington: your utter lack of self-examination makes me sick. It's suddenly so real now, the thing you gleefully imposed on the working-class. You are not fit to be middle-class. You have called me vile, a scumbag, when I warned of the very dangers you now fear. FUCK YOU.
>>224752043gołąbki
>>224752043Prefer left over right.I should learn how to make them
>>224752043>sarmiisnt that how english people pronounce "sandwich"
>>224752082type of shit my racist boomer uncle be posting on facebook
>>224752043
>>224751981I am SURE this is true and not a rumour to fearmonger
lugubrious new coming up
>>224752043sarmi :DDD leaf wrap :D
might make the new but I probably won't
>>224752126shut the fuck potatopaki
>>224752091yep but fermented at least the cabbage ones>>224752100understandable>I should learn how to make themyou should, my yaya taught me how to make em >>224752115no, you can hear the R >>224752123I don't like that
>>224752082vgp!
the proverbial scranolavirus
I'm neoliberal
>shut the fuckWho's the EAASL now pointdexter?
>>224752189hi neoliberal im adolf
>pointdexter
>>224752189LGBTN
>>224752155>pakihe's a greek incel
>>224752204Fucked it yet again
the grincel
>>224752243>>224752243>>224752243All well and good but I've gone ahead and made the new
just spoke to Andy (you might know him as the Prime Minister)he's said we're letting Wales and Scotland go independent and allowing Northern Ireland to join the Republic of Ireland. Then we're going to invade all three and make mega-England and put all the boat people in the conquered land
>>224752250niggas cant even stop london from being blacked
>>224752286they're being re-assigned to Glasgow
