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Cutey Honey Queen of /cum/ Edition

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>>224749480
lil teddy bear
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benustein
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Oldschool
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Cutey /cum/y
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I heard King of my Castle on the radio today, and thought, the people who originally listened to that are the parents of modern-day zoomers...good song tho
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>>224749534
just like you :DDD
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>radio
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How green is my valley
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me and who? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1oCJLFXXoSI
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>>224749480
Q-teh
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>>224749638
not as cute as you footkraut
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>>224749582
Not that I was the owner of that radio, but that radio app, Sirius XM...that has a dedicated yacht rock station, and you can listen to shit from like Senegal!
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>>224749471

Yes. Even the corporations that sell it get the gutter oil and just put it in clean new bottles and resell it.
It really is subhuman over there
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I need to culturally enrich your thread with a dark foreign species
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You have absolutely no idea how bad it is over there

>A scandal over cooking-oil contamination in China that came to light earlier in July highlights the long-standing struggle to improve food safety measures.

>The scandal, first revealed by state-backed media The Beijing News on July 2, involves two Chinese companies that reportedly used fuel trucks to transport edible oil without any cleaning process between loads.
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High octane fried chicken mmmm
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Time to see gunstoreberg about an old soviet piece of shit
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and for weird ingredients, Chinese food rivals what you can find in places like Iran and Indonesia...I'm never making Zhongguonese at home cause I know I'd fall short
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>>224748722
It's only treason if you are active duty US military. If you are not, it is at worst covered under some war tourism statute (of which there are many) and most only concern themselves with actively aiding terrorists. When was the last time you heard about someone being prosecuted for fighting for ukraine?
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mom said no spicy funyuns not cool bitch!
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>>224749780
dont call her bitch
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>>224749780
Rape correction is required
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>>224749763
Garbage rods aren't worth it anymore. They want at least 300 for them now which is a bad deal, often closer to twice that if they are in decent shape/ of unusual provenance. Autonuggets especially so
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>>224749780
LOL
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>>224749539
classic banger
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>>224749811
It's a zastava tokarev
I really wanted one. They sound cool
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>>224749836
A...zastava tokarev? Zastava was a Serbian brand within Yugoslavia.
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Drank too much award
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>>224749872
Hoes mad
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>>224749872
Me in about 7 hours
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>>224749794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ
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also, I had no idea Zastava made guns, that was a car manufacturer afaik.
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>>224749903
LMAO
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>>224749885
>turns in application
>nothing happens
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>>224749480
that’s a good dog right there
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Oh, and you guys might not get this, but the word 'Tokarev' is just not something you'd ever encounter in a South Slavic language, except for maybe Bulgarian, morphologically
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>>224749655
The China glazers will tell you it only rarely happens in poor rural/small city areas but that's not true either lol
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>>224749909
Hell, Hewlett Packard here in the states used to make cars before they got into computers
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alexa pay hava nagila
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there isn't anything that makes me pine for a do-over of life quite like skate videos
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>>224749869
Yes it is Yugoslavian
The model is m57, tokarev is the russian gun they knocked off
It has grips from Czechoslovakia for some reason tho
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>>224749965
So how is that not just giving them weapons if they're paying for it with the money we gave them
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>>224749722
Just these past few months they had a formaldehyde cabbages scandal and a tainted bayberries scandal, that chabuduo mindset is still there
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this really shows how we live in a society
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>>224749966
Classic choice
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>>224749774
In Canada fighting for foreign countries is expressly illegal by law ever since the Spanish Civil War but I don't think this has ever once been enforced.
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>>224750018
>chabuduo
How do you know such a term? Are you Chinese? I had to look up what it meant
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>>224750060
I used to live there. Y'all mind if a White boy speak a lil Chinese?
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>>224750083
(Locals SHOCKED)
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>>224750009
yeah, well, that goes along with the Serbs using MIG's and Kalashnikovs during the Yugoslav wars
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>>224750146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGQwDOEC-ro
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>>224750126
[Speaks with perfect heavily accented foreigner dialect]
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tho pretty much all the assault rifles that were in use by both sides during the Ten Day War in Slovenia were Kalashnikovs or maybe knockoffs from what I've seen
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what percentage of women use sex toys?
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>>224750195
It's funny you didn't know they made guns
They still make them, all I've ever heard of zastava for
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>>224750060
Are you that schizo that thinks anyone who knows of a foreign term must be a foreigner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1GZ7X4XPLs
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Religious Fanatic Goes 3 Days Without Masturbating
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hes so sexless
i can tell by the way
hes shitposting on /coom/
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>>224750177
I'm such a sucker for these old soul grooves, just that loop is enough for me to make me like that song
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>>224750243
Yes, I'm the guy that accused the Canadian of being Hispanic )which he was). And I'm not a schizo, I don't think this guy's is chinese
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Food safety is bolognie if it doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger. Lack of food safety regulation is also great for encouraging entrepreneurship and small business creation
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>>224750308
Also, the people who die from you cutting corners can't sue you so it all works out
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>>224750306
am i mexicanese or canadianese?
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>>224750295
that's Nicolas Jaar, I sent you one of his other projects Darkside and you really liked the song so I figured you'd dig this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_NRr5UeFHI

really good opening track for a set, really gets people in the mood
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Have you ever considered maybe you're just dumb
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>>224750340
I don't know, how would I know?
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>>224750220
most boomers here, me included, know of Zastava cause of the iconic Zastava 101, which was a common sight here into the 00's!
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Trying really hard not to say the n word
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>>224750332
>sue
>dead
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Ate a bagel with some slices of salami in between
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>>224750357
The thought had crossed my mind, but then I concluded that it's really everybody else who's actually dumb.
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>>224750388
>cant
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>fuck off, we dont want your kind around here
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>>224750416
i speed read it, you have permission to kick my ass
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ate a fast break bar
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>>224750430
The time you save is worth far more than any mistakes you make.
I say based.
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>>224750427
i look like that
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>>224750427
I could destroy them all with one ki blast
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>>224750427
the 80's funk musician on the upper right really makes that picture
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>>224750371
You could still see those 15 years ago here
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>>224750479
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KI
ARE YOU JAPANESE
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>>224750438
Ate a chocolate peanut butter protein bar after my work-out a few days ago
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>>224750506
Chi is Chinese
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>>224750508
should have had a fast break bar instead
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Once at a gas station I observed an overweight cholo (jorts, sunglasses, the whole shebang) proceed to get in a shouting match with the gas station cashier. Apparently this cholo frequently would come into the gas station and cause trouble
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Emcees break fast like flapjacks and bacon
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>>224750540
He didn't say chi he said ki
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>>224750351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzQarnM_eTI
so last week I'm walking along the street and listening to yachty sort of shit, and along comes this 80's electro funk that I thought was the work of a tight, happening outfit...and when I looked at the artist, I found it was an AI track. I thought, if the AI can lay down the groove this well, then it must have feeling- it surely won't exterminate us, if it can get down to the funky beat that well!
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>>224750540
How do you know that are you Chinese?? Nice job outing yourself retard
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>>224750570
Same thing
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In two lines I chew rhymes and make niggas fold like they was futons
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>I'm Captain Timmy "Tough" Knuckles and this is my first officer Mr.UwU. Frontier welcomes you on your flight from Miami to Port-au-Prince
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Starlight poopshite
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>>224750594
Then why's it spelled different, Confucius.
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One rum and coke please.
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I'm handsome
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>>224750573
this is AI? fuck meee, that's sounds very good :(
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>>224750607
This is what those Haitians saw as they were being deported
I would've jumped out the plane mid flight
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lowkey just betrayed everything I have ever stood for
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>>224750677
How do you do that "low-key". Sounds like a pretty high key action
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>>224750675
A lot of Americans would have preferred throwing them out of the plane
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noche mexicana tonight, order your pozoles and tacos
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>>224750624
Confucius wasn't actually his name his real name was something like Kong Fu-Zi
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>>224750677
confess
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>>224750707
I know,. It's romanized

Kung Fu Tze
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>>224750707
Fascinating but I don't believe I asked
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>>224750647
>Pepsi ok?
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>>224750707
Actually his name was CHING MING LING LING LONG
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>>224750744
https://youtu.be/ut9JQq3X3VY?si=me99GfRAMtkXu4Zs
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should i watch anime? i think so
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>>224750722
I fingered my butthole and sniffed it.
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>>224750752
Don't disrespect him
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>>224750744
Sure.
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Just cleaned my room
Will I have sex now?
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can commerical pilots jack off while flying in autopilot?
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>>224750809
yes
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>>224750777
nice trips, Vancouver. How's the weather over in south coastal BC?
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>>224750825
I'm on the opposite side of the country actually
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Can I get Kirkland signature cola?
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>>224750824
Bulgarian anon you are a sex haver, how do you score
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/cum/
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>>224750707
Well that’s confusing
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>>224750871
Oh my god
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Y'all got Second Lieutenant Munch?
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>>224750856
honestly idk, my game is not very good but for some reason girls stick around
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>>224750871
Is this what I’m supposed to do with women?
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>>224750838
I think Atlantic Canada has sth to offer...I'd love to see Halifax, Montreal & Ottawa, at least. The wintertime temps there are kind of oppressive AFAIK
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What about Fag Hoops or whatever the cereal is called?
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Sex havers trade their virginity card for a lifetime in hell. Having sex shows incredibly low impulse control. I do not respect sex havers
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my dreams have become so mundane its starting to get difficult to tell what is real or not
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Have you ever felt like a specific ethnic group is responsible for your reduced quality of life?
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>>224750925
If she's into you, yes. If she's not you'll just cop an assault charge
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and yeah, you have your trackless wilderness of the Great White North, but a couple of days of any random part of that enormous biome would be enough for a lifetime, since I'm not a bear-slugging chad
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>>224750973
It's more than one.
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>>224750964
after 4-5 years I still have dreams of doing and buying drugs and police stuff, at least once every 2 weeks, kind of getting annoyed at this point
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>>224750973
no, I'm not retarded.
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>>224750928
Would you ever want to visit Prince Edward Island
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>>224750973
Whitey
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In China it's common for there to be pictures of Confucius side by side to Mao Ze Dong. When passing by these shrines it's customary to do 3 low bows and repeat the words lee foo shee shong beee bong. Which translates to "To the great father of civilization we pay respect"
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>>224751019
>HE WAS STANDIN' IN SOME TINY TOWN
>ON FAIR PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
>WAITIN' FOR A SHIP TO COME & FIND 'IM!
I've known that song since childhood, of course I would
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Quebecers be like
>Tabernak frère I am craving the how you say in Anglais ze fried bologna sandwich from Wilensky's Putain
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>>224751001
>police stuff, at least once every 2 weeks
Like becoming a cop or what do you mean
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As a schoolboy I was led to believe that Prince Edward Island was the only place on earth with red dirt but it turns out Australia has that too
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>>224751023
yeah that's nice and all but at my work there used to literally be a guy named Chang Chong and I had to stop myself from laughing every time I'd hear someone calling out to him
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>>224751048
Not familiar with that one
I'm also actually not sure if I ever read Anne of Green Gables in school or not, if I did I don't remember
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>>224751062
like buying or doing drugs and the police catching me
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>>224751106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA7iedRBJrs&list=RDfA7iedRBJrs
it's a Canadian song from the 60's that was adapted by the inimitable Dubliners. Also, I could swear I used to watch a series based on that book as a kid on TV as a kid
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>>224751023
>lee foo shee shong beee bong
I studied mandarin for 6 years you're full of shit. It doesn't translate to that at all
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>>224751153
What does it actually mean?
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>>224751153
Speak a lil Chinese for us dawg
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Bulgaria...land of the bulges?

Let me know in the comments below, don't forget to like and subscribe for more shitposts like this.
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>>224751194
BULGE-ARYANS
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lowkey need to find favor in the eyes of the Lord so that he delivers me from the hand of my enemies
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>>224751169
It's a racist phrase common among Chinese nationalists. I would translate it, but I don't want to get banned
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>>224751194
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>>224751194
Fun fact: The word "bugger" comes from the Medieval Latin word for Bulgarian
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>>224751228
给我看看你的阴茎。
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Jesus Christ was Hungarian
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>>224751134
Stop being a piece of shit criminal and you won't have this problem
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>>224751272
nobody in Slovenia likes the Hungarians, their country is full of gyppos and they're all huge chuds
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Chinese language is diarrhea
Japanese language is constipation
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>>224751274
that's what I'm saying I haven't done this in 4-5 years, also I don't think doing drugs is being a criminal, youre being dramatic
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>>224751272
Jesus Christ lived in america with all the ancient israelites
I have read this from the plates of Poo-Pi
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It should be illegal to hurt my feelings
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>>224751303
asian languages in general seem schizo-coded, but they are a hive-people so their methods of communication are inherently foreign to us. sort of like how bees use scent or special dances to communicate with each other.
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my penis when it sees a braphog
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>>224751313
>commits crime
>not a criminal
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Jesus Christ was Korean
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>>224751313
Just yanking your chain so to speak. There's nothing wrong with crime imho
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>>224751335
sure
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Jesus died in Japan
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what are you listening to, cummers
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Lmfao
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>>224751335
Online pirates
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I decided to quit my job and leave my apartment to start life over in a new city.
Next week I will be in Crompond, my new forever home.
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>>224751363
Misinformation Jesus Christ was an American moabite. He lived and died in the United States of America
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>>224751324
Slovenes look down on other Eastern Europeans in general for various reasons, like their having roaming dog packs, gypsy encampments, the mafia, cases of sex slavery, unofficial dictators etc.
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>>224751379
Yellowman
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>>224751383
>I no black papi
>I dominican
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>>224751419
oh man, that's a blast from the past!
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>>224751379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDnWUDa7HPs&t=1s
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Why'd she send me this
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joe rogan looks like mussolini
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>>224751379
Dukes of Stratosphear
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>>224751264
Thanks, blessings of Confucius be on you as well
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lowkey want to take you away from all this
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tummy hurts wtf
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Why is the Mussolini bathroom meme so funny
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>>224751463
I dropped a pozzed load in there earlier, sorry if it is bugging you
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>>224751446
I need more context: Who is "she," and what are the exact dimensions of your penis?
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>>224751480
pfrcsHORM
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>>224751452
I only like that band for Senses Working Overtime & Making Plans for Nigel, tho indie ppl frequently love them. I'm more of a Cleaners from Venus guy.
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Sisterberg has been hanging out with the hockey players at her university, who are all Canadian, and I'm afraid she's been taking BCC.
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>>224751504
I love xtc, but not really their more popular songs
White music with their original keyboardist is such a fun album, statue of liberty is great and they do the best version of All Along The Watchtower
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>>224751515
>BCC
>>>/x/
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Blacks are for some reason the one ethnic group allowed to have all kinds of weird special interest groups that award them millions of dollars to encourage "black entrepreneurship"
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>>224751515
Many such cases
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>>224751379
barbie girl by aqua
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>>224751597
In Canada injuns have this too and the gibs are still dominated by 50% or Whiter """"natives""""
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Did you know Walton Goggins has his own brand of Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses? Right on!
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>>224751383
Depending on the country this might be illegal
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Room is spinning
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>>224751647
The issue is a lot of their countries unironically refuse to take them back because they are criminals
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>>224751643
feathers have more than american blacks. land, land use exceptions, different laws on said land, extra gibs.
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>>224751335
Drama queen
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>>224751643
>gibs are still dominated by 50% or Whiter """"natives""""
New business idea, move to Canada claim to be 5% Hojibwaka and start a small business selling authentic arrowheads and other knick knacks
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>>224751383
This should actually be standard operating procedure now. If you're found to be in the country illegally it should be a coin toss whether you're sent back to your homeland or you just get dropped in some fuckin third world shithole warzone.

>but papi I am Guatemalan!
>enjoy your time in Mogadishu, Paco

This strategy would DRASTICALLY reduce repeat offenders.
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>>224751639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5JTdayfCT4
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>>224751666
As in convicted or accused? Most countries don't ban you from entering because of any old criminal record either.
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>>224751666
>criminal
We don't use that word here! Migration is not a crime, full stop
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There's a 90% chance we're going to see a 100% increase in extremely shitty posts over the next hour.
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>>224751695
Not to mention that if they are actual refugees the first country that is safe should be their country of asylum.
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>>224751695
It's technically legal but only if their home country isn't an option and they've been to court
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>>224751708
>Most countries don't ban you from entering because of any old criminal record either.
Completely untrue
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>>224751708
>Most countries don't ban you from entering because of any old criminal record either.
Colombia literally refused to take its people back when Petro was president until we threatened to sanction the country and then in Venezuela we had to literally arrest their president to get the country to take its people back
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>>224751546
funny, i went on /x/ and instantly found some intriguing kino
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Liver is showing early warning signs of stress from blood test, I will now quit drinking
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Legality didn't stop Palmer from rounding up loads of Italian scum anarchists and deporting them. If there's a stupid law preventing what's necessary, then get rid of it
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>>224751802
HAhahahahahhaha fuck youuuu hahaha watch you die hahahahha
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>>224751693
This works very well but in recent years the CBC has taken it upon itself to doxx our fake injuns. You could even more easily just ask ChatGPT to write a short story and publishers will pay out the wazoo for that garbage if an injun wrote it.
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>>224751760
Most already do. Most refugees are in countries close to home.
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I really lived long enough to see Macklemore go from the king of cringe to hero
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>>224751810
legality didn't stop Palmer from being ADDICTED TO LOVE either
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>>224751693
>New business idea, move to Canada claim to be 5% Hojibwaka and start a small business selling authentic arrowheads and other knick knacks
That scam already exists
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>>224751802
good that you caught it early bro
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>>224751802
your enzymes elevated?
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>>224751792
That’s not the same as banning people though. They could get their own plane tickets but instead their government was just blocking our government. Doesn’t matter when we can just send them to Liberia though kek
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Can't help nooticing the /pol/chat really seems to ramp up after school hours
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>>224751670
Don't forget Premier Eby just giving them land the size of small countries, for nothing.
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>>224751842
If it's not broke don't fix it
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>>224751865
Good thing my last class ends at 7
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>>224751826
>Most refugees are in countries close to home.
Could have fooled me. Chicago literally has Venezuelan(le refugee type) criminals who hang out in downtown Chicago and smoke weed all day while the government here locally gives them gibs. They ride around batshit on shitty Chinese bikes like they're still in Venezuela. Literally every interaction I've ever had with them has been negative they all need to leave
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>>224751772
A lot of countries don't even check. Those that do usually look specifically for drug stuff or violent felonies. I think the exception is Canada which is stricter.
>>224751792
I doubt it was because of their criminal records. Most people from there fled violence and disorder.
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>>224751865
>people who hate refugees and gays have jobs so they can't site and talk about tranny penis in /cum/ all day
Yes...?
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the vibes over there
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>>224751766
>>224751760
There should be zero legal protection for someone who enters your country illegally. There's a legal process for making an asylum claim and none of them are doing it. They're just fleeing and getting caught, THEN claiming asylum.

Ideally it'd be like Babylon AD where they just have drones killing anyone who tries to cross borders illegally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HK49kCG2Ns
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>>224751889
Most Venezuelans stay in Latin America or nearby parts of the USA like Florida. Most Afghans went to Pakistan.
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SOMETHING BLUE JUST CAME OUT OF MY ASS

ITS ALIVE
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>>224751852
I think we should send them worse places than their homeland. I like the idea of sending people to South Sudan.
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>>224751843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsRW5uZryQc
in case you missed this epic yacht rock odyssey before, here it is
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>>224751889
If those refugees weren't there, then who would sit around and smoke weed all day?? Americans clearly don't want to do it. Someone has to do the hard jobs that natives won't
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Are there any actual ways I can practice for when I finally have sex? Not that I plan on losing my virginity any time soon. I'm scared of cumming too fast, not being able to thrust hard enough, not being able to keep up good rhythm, etc. if I ever find myself in that position.
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>>224751926
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>>224751926
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>>224751956
sex doll OR pocket pussy + pillow
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>>224751919
The thing is illegal entry is a criminal offense, meaning it has to be proven in court beyond a shadow of a doubt.
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>>224751975
Good book
Brvtal tho
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>>224751956
no not really because the issues that come from your first time having sex are largely related to performance anxiety. i guess you could hire a hooker and get your virginity out of the way, but i think the best idea is to just accept your first time is going to be awkward, and that's O.K.
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>>224751919
The number one nationality in Canada claiming refugee status now is jeets lmao the whole system is joke
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>>224751937
Holy smoothness

>>224751956
i was scared that I would cum fast the first time but that couldn't be further from the truth, I think you will be overwhelmed and it might take you some time especially if its with a condom
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just love Rory Cochrane, his performances in Dazed & Confused and A Scanner Darkly were knockouts, but his work has been more subdued since, sadly
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>>224751993
I've actually read the book, it's even better than the already great movie
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Using a condom is just cumming into a plastic bag
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>>224751893
>I doubt it was because of their criminal records
Then what's the reason? They should be happy to get their hard working lawful citizens back then
Kind of messed up of the Colombian state to hate their own people so bad
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>>224752008
The funny part about that is that there are Jeet majority countries in the Americas and the Caribbean that they could go to instead
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>>224751896
You're 14
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>>224752030
Hardly the worst thing men have dumped gallons into
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>>224751989
>it has to be proven in court beyond a shadow of a doubt.
What has to be proven? You are in a country illegally without any of the proper papers or anything. The proof is right there
You're full of shit
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>>224752030
Condoms aren't usually made of plastic, VIRGIN detected.
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>>224752030
its pathetic
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>>224752040
If they are really being oppressed they could go to Sri Lanka, it's like 2 feet away. The entire refugee system is just lawyers and activists scamming host nations.
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>>224751926
Congratulations!
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>>224752011
btw just the other day saw that this guy was native american and not black...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MpPGb_apD8
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>>224751515
She can always claim they raped her and get a big pay day from Hockey Canada
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>>224752045
You wish tranny
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>>224752068
They could go to like these three as well
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>>224752055
That's how criminal law works. An accusation isn't proof of guilt.
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>>224752079
mightve something to do with the band name
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Refugees are defenseless victimized bunnies. When you deport a refugee you're equivalent to a bunny killer. Bet you feel awful now, case closed we need a trillion rabbits inside our homes
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>>224752008

>show us your passport
>show us your ID
>prove you're a citizen
>we can do this in 5 minutes on the side of the road
>can't do it?
>time to die :)

All officers will receive a standard field test kit (pictured left) for use with their questioning.
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>>224752105
>An accusation isn't proof of guilt.
Right and the proof is they have none of the papers that a legal immigrant or a fill citizen would have
So the court case should last five minutes at most
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>>224752107
iirc Redbone is the ethnic designation for a racially mixed but generally black people inhabiting Louisiana
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>>224752121
This suggestion makes lefties in America seethe
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>>224752121
Crazy thing is we don't even need to go full chud for any of this, you just actually start deporting people like they do in Asian countries. Activists intentionally try to collapse the entire system then claim it doesn't work.
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>>224752121
Sounds like communism.
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>>>/vg/581139020
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>>224752026
It's one of my favorites too. I've recommended it to people but they never seem to get it
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>>224751998
>but i think the best idea is to just accept your first time is going to be awkward, and that's O.K
This works when you're 18, not 28
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>>224752079
that is one of those primeval 70's pop hits that every boomer knows deep down, even here in Europe
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>>224752107
no, just his voice sounded black, didn't pay attention to the name desu, I think many black people also think that this guy is black just like Bobby Caldwell
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>>224752162
Every illegal migrant here should be treated like Vitaly was in the Philippines
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>>224752121
Erm but here's a random one in a million case where one citizen got wrongfully deported guess it's time to completely give up on enforcing the law
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>>224752193
Anyone taking sex advice from someone posting anime is bound to fail anyways
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>>224752181
tho UBIK is his 1984, that book is fucking devastating, I'm surprised it has never seen an adaptation
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>>224751846
The enzymes are slightly elevated
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>>224752147
Most people don't carry papers with them.
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River rose all day, the river rose all night
Some people got lost in the flood, some people got away alright
The river has busted through clear down to Plaquemine
Six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline
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I’m a Libra. Would we hurt our cubs?
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>>224752216
If they don't get a house, automatic citizenships for their children, and unlimited appeals on the deportation orders you are violating their human rights o algo.
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>>224752245
Huh, we were talking about in court. Learn to read retard
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>>224752197
yep, great chune
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>>224751956
I have the opposite problem. Years of prone masturbation has ruined the sensation on my penis. I can still get hard and stay hard but I feel almost nothing when ejaculating
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This planet was stolen from black people
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>>224752270
That still means they would have to go through the DOJ. That's not practical for every case because the feds don't like to dwell on petty stuff
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now that the thread is over i just wanted to say that i am not gay
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The video that destroyed all my cat's haters
https://youtube.com/shorts/tSH5cCuO3x0
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>>224752271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuzldfYS3N0
but the thing about great yacht that it's totally lockstep, it's all figured out, but you've got all these exotic flourishes, and at least one member of the band is going apeshit on his instrument all thru the song
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>>224752310
Wowza guess it's just impossible to deport people. Guess we should just totally give up because of this fake legal bullshit you invented
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Man mitch mconnel looks totally out of it, elder abuse at this point
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>>224752317
What about last night?
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>>224752363
don't worry about it
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The law is the last refuge of a coward
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>>224752386
the las' refuge o' rigg is thankin' he can protect 'im
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>>224752304
I really enjoy kangz content. It's a shame they've stopped pushing that angle so much.
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>>224752342
It's just not legal to suddenly bypass the legal process.
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tired right now
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>>224752386
(Without government)
Whatsoever therefore is consequent to a time of war, where every man is enemy to every man, the same consequent to the time wherein men live without other security than what their own strength and their own invention shall furnish them withal. In such condition there is no place for industry... no knowledge of the face of the earth; no account of time; no arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear, and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.

-Thomas Hobbes
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>>224752438
Change the retarded law then so it is legal. Problem solved
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>>224752335
the better eyes song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOrZ-nCp-_U
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>>224752451
i think thomas got ptsd from the civil war
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>>224752455
You can't abolish the legal process. Maybe with multiple acts of Congress but it's not happening.
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>>224752193
>This works when you're 18, not 28
Why does this change anything?
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>>224752232
What does that actually mean?
I'd hate to see my levels lol
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>>224752510
>You can't abolish the legal process
Never said to abolish the legal process. You are incredibly disingenuous and you are incapable of making any positive argument for your slavish love of illegal immigrants other than hiding behind contrived legal-ese
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>>224752548
Good job.
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>>224752487
this is so yacht, I spontaneously unbuttoned the top of my shirt
also, when I was a kid my dad listened to Sylvia's Mother often, which is an epic pathetic country rock tale, but it's more cowboy than yacht rocker
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>>224752535
You have certain levels of elevated enzymes when your liver is under stress, it's good to catch it early so you can lifestyle change before you develop serious liver problems
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>>224752610
>>224752610
>>224752610
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I never would have thought Dr. Hook & His Medicine Band could groove more smoothly than The Average White Band! Thanks, dude!



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