Yacht fucking rock edition
yacht gock
Finished the first season of Jujutsu kaisen
My ancestors :)
There was this pornstar who did phenomenal mommy content but I forgot her name
>>224756831I wish I was this happy about anything in my life
>>224756842MY MOM
>>224756842give me a description of her. I'm pretty into taboo porn I might know
>>224756842I liked one joi girl who managed early viral success on three of her videos on pornhub. She then she decided she was extremely hot shit and started her own website because she didn't want to give a cut of her profits to anyone else. It failed horribly within a few months. She tried to restart on pornhub but failed there also.
>>224756862What did she instruct you to do?
>>224756649Not wealthy enough to enjoy being a nepo baby chad, not poor enough to be carefree and driven by poverty and misery.Just comfortable enough to sink into obscurity.
>>224756860Sallow skin dark hair big boobs
>>224756860kek
>>224756894ok
>>224756894Would hire as a prostitute but nothing else
>>224756882Tara Tainton?
>>224756894I kind of want to show this to an actual goth girl just to see her reaction
>>224756910Holy shit yes that's it
I accidentally touched the side of my face and then my eye, and now it's burning terribly
>>224756935What did you have on your hand
Yui is smart
>>224756937Nothing. My face is just extremely dirty
>>224756871masturbate
guys I think I found trump's top advisor
>>224756950If your face was so dirty it caused you pain then it would've been hurting you even without you touching your faceI think you're larping
>>224756971My face isn't burning, just my eye.
>>224756832And what did I think of it?
>ANOTHER fatal helicopter crashYou won't ever catch me in one of those things unless my life depended on it
>>224756991'salri
>>224756994There's a 100 fatal car crashes a day in the US. You never gonna get in a car again?
Resident Evil (the movie) comes out in 2 days
>>224757007should ban cars
>>224757022all of those movies except for the first kinda blew
>>224757007If I could yes, absolutely. Don't get me started on cars and how evil it is that this country forces people to use them.
bossberg wouldn't let me collect any more overtime today and sent me homewhat a dick12 hours I worked today
>>224756844You need to hug a sealhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1789528638187489.mp4(https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/542663523#p542690357)
but that's understandable. What's not is why can't I get a Doom movie that's at least somewhat relatable to what Doom actually is. And being old, I don't mean this modern lore shit. It was a straightforward story, idk how they could've bungled it like this
>>224757037You don't think it's more the size of the country that makes people use cars than the country 'forcing' cars?
>>224757028The latest one is directed by the same guy who directed Weapons
Thoughts on Burt Obeng?
>>224757059I know that. Also, I hated Barbarian, I didn't want to, there was Justin Long and the It guy and the opening scene was great, but I still hated it a lot.
corrrrrrrr just copped anudda pooingtonshire-under-nazeverily so doth declaredimma dinkin'
>>224757055Our cities should have robust public transport and there should be high speed rail connecting them, and busses connecting those.>inb4 undesirables hopping on the trainsHire fucking security guards
also, for what it's worth, I think Weapons was a better movie than The Wicker Man. Sue me!
>>224757083>7/10 modern horror flick is better than one of the greatest movies ever madeHell no
weapons was spooky
>>224757076I don't live in a city. How do I get to work/where ever I want to go?
>>224757092A carI'm not saying you shouldn't be able to. I'm saying the option not to should be there for those who find it uncomfortable
>>224757089IT HAD THAT ROSEMARY'S BABY MOJO, JYERRY!
>>224757083Are you talking about nick cage wicker man or christopher lee wicker man?
>>224757083fink any intrest weapons conveyed was overshadowed by the on-the-nose spcial commentary that smothered whole fingnot sure that woman desereved the oscar desu
penis milk
would you say america is a high trust society?
>>224757102c'mon, man!
>>224757106Ugh FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFGOOOOO AAWWAAAAAYYYYYYLEEEAAAVVVVE3EEEEEELEAVE LEABE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVEGP AWAU GO AWAU GO AEAY GO AWAYGET THE FUCK OUT OF HEREFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GEY OUT GET OUT GET OUTLEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVEGO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY
>>224757101i held my hands up infront of my face during the sleep sequences, but the jumpscare never came... then it came and i yumped
yoo that calgaryanon was NOT joking. certain parts of calgary are near pure white and others are giga multiracial hell, i saw so many goddamn somalians at this one walmart wtf is going on
nah rosemary baby was brilliantdinnae rember too many udder PROPA horror films i propa likewas watchin' few bits of shinin' on tv udder day and wenever see it always finkin' diss film looks and feels incrediblebut i never relly likes it overall despite i fink like visually atomsphericallyit is very liminalwas considrein watchin' agenalongside mad maxi do like kubrickbarry lyndon i get nostalgia forpropa hesternes dat wun
>>224757075LLLLLLLLE3EEEEEEEAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEGOOOOOOOFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFPLEASEGETOUTOFHEREPLEASE PLEASE PLEASEIM BEGGING YOUPLEASE GOFUCK THE FUCK OFFGOGO AWAYGO AWAYGO AWAYLEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAHE
>>224757137which walmart? this big discount grocery stores and wally world get a disproportionate amount of brown even outside their normal enclave areas
went to some nice touristy areas and theyre all pure white or asian though so thats nice.
>>224757147HAIL, SATAN! The only movie that is actually like RMB is The Ninth Seal. I might have even read the novel, I remember reading Ira Levin back before I had the internet.
exorcist alri but at sum point gets so excessive it loses the kinda intrigue and why easy to parody whether in conedic conrext like scary movie or sum udder imitatory dross like hereditary that also seemed tae draw much fram rosemary's wee bairn like, ye ken
>>224757147OH MY GODDDFD PLEASE LEAVEYOUR PRESENCE IS SUICIDE INDUCINGLEAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEEEEEGO AWAAAAYYYYYYYYYYPLEEAAAASSSEEEEE GOOOOOOFUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFGO AWAY GO AWAU GO AWAU GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAYLEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVEYOU ARE EVILLEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVEFUCK OFFALREADYFUCKOFFFUCKOFF
Walmart is its own dystopia
>>224757156marlborough mall walmart or some shit. so many blacks too aside from somalians and arabs and indians.
>>224757147Ignore him I like you
>>224757147The director drugged and raped a 10 year old up the butt
why do people want to buy houses so much, cant you just inherit one?
corr seventh seal is actually has sum great scenes of the middle age poverty and death and despair. brillisntdats only bit of film i like desuit does dat shidd excellently
>>224757095Ngl you sound like a massive whiney bitch
>>224757172I don't know why anyone would work there on purpose
>>224757172Every time I walk into Walmart I feel like I’m going into some kind of nightmare realm
>>224757168GET THE FUCK OUT OF HEREPLEASESSSSEEEEELEAVEEEEEEPLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVEGO AEWAAAAAYYYYYYYPLRASE GOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK OFFFFFFFFFGET THE FUCK OUT OF HEREGEY THE FUCK PUT OF HEREGEY THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
was forced to come back and play overwatch because the futa r34 was beginning to make no sense to me
>>224757168but that's all you get, you want to name Omen as a masterpiece of horror? Alright, Suspiria milked that vibe with style and grace and made way for Panos, tho Italian horror is generally awful, like all Italian genre movie from back when
>>224757189How? What's wrong with my desire for a society that's easier to live in? I don't think that's whiney. Do you really want me sharing the roads with you? I'm a nervous wreck with terrible spacial awareness
>>224757174>marlborough mall walmart or some shitYep that'll do it
>>224757187I mean the Johnny Depp, Roman Polanski, Frank Langella movie
is he okay
Why are you not watching Synthetic Man play Wolverine?
Started another batch of pickles. Tried a new kid because the old one smelled funky and I suspect it might have been what made every batch from that jar go bad
>>224757172Talm bout Calgary still, you can go to the Costco in the far northwest quadrant, which is primarily rich white country, and it's still waves of brown playing bumper cars with shopping carts in there. They drive in specifically for the Costco.
also, I've never liked that Sutherland movie with the murder-dwarf particularly, nor the later Cronenberg movie with the baby murder-dwarfs that look much the same
i do like satan as a literary tropewhy i been gettin into extreme metal recentlymostly 80s proto extremegyatta love slayervenomceltic frostmayhembut like various udder stufffparsdise lostdeathwas considrin napalm death
>>224757189I'm really astonished at how rude this response is honestly. Why is it whiney to not want to drive? It's dangerous as fuck and expensive as hell.
>>224757208where the hell did they all come from? also why do demographics change so quickly between walmarts? yall fucked up lmao like i was getting brampton flashblacks
>>224757182fink she was bit olderyeh maybe he was pos but doesnt stop him being good film makerneed to see macbeth he didfor me?berberian sound studios
>>224757230NW has a lot of Asians, deep SW is all white
>>224757233well I don't think that's very yacht at alltho if you want a rec for something very yachtBad Monkey with Vince Vaughn, despite the lack of a 70's LA soundtrack
Digits and the bong trips over a railing and plunges into a vat of boiling acid seconds before the trailer carrying it explodes
Gave doggo some vegetables. Cabbage, cauliflower, carrots, and a couple peas
>>224757204never liked oman
>>224757254PLEWWAAAAASSREEEEEEE LEEWAAAAAVVVVEEEEEPLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PELASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE PLEASE LEAVELEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAHE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVEGO AWAU GO AWAY GO AWAY GOBAWAU GO AWAY GO AEAYV GO AWAY GET OUTTTTTTTGET OUT OF MY HREEAAAAADDDDDD
>>224757266Dogs shouldnt eat cabbage it makes them gassy
>>224757232the murder dwarf isnt the point of the movie thoughbeitits deliberately meant to be ridiculoussaw summat was copyin' dat trope recently, cannae remember what it was
Can't remember the last time I saw a white person
>>224757266phwoar reminds me of the video of the constipated deaf chihuahua barkin'
>>224757289I saw a lot of them when I went to see Maiden last month
>>224757250When the Trudeau government ramped immigration from India and east Africa during/after covid, Calgary was only able to accommodate them in two areas: the new developments by the airport and the old poor neighborhoods filled with 70s era houses falling apart. Marlborough is one of the old poor areas, especially a little south of it in Forest Lawn.
Macklemore going from cringe to liked is proof that nothing is permanent. Just give it time
>>224757308corr watch lars ulrich bruce dickinson impression as he sings "am i poopin'?" by diamondhead where james on drums and kirk on bass
>>224757308arent those niggas like 80
>>224757329im ugly than him
went to this banff surprise cliff area near a rich people hotel and nearly fell off the cliff. fun times.
>>224757335yeh propa mental dat wunfuck ed sheeran thoughbeit
Leftists are so annoying with their Palestine talk
Ed Sheeran lost his whole band today
>>224757337will do>>224757339they were in better shape than many of the zoomers in the audience
>>224757358Fr. They started shit and then got hit. Israel had a right to defend itself.
>>224757364Isn't he a solo artist?
>>224757316damn so you guys got brown'd recently. i grew up near brampton so ive seen indians ever since i was 4.
>>224757364well, they all should've played smoother!
>>224757364they'll be sorry they crossed the tinyhatters. their careers are OVER!!! OVER I SAY!!!!
I stand with Ed Sheeran
what do vancouveroids say about the chinese?
>>224757364Hope his tour gets canceled lmfao
I never liked Ed Sheeran. He makes elevator music
you can hate palestine and israel at the same time
>>224757409He makes music for teenage girls
>>224757409I like elevator music in the traditional sense but I deplore the music of Ed Sheeran!
>>224757416I do this but I hate Israel more because my taxes go there
>professor is canceling every class this week because he has covidThis dude thinks it's 2021!
Classical pianist hears Moonlight Sonata for the first time
>>224757416the existence of israel is to destroy the arab world. i dont like arabs. its simple.
>>224757425What about psychedelic elevator musichttps://youtu.be/FeHdIDeUsEY
>>224757364with jews you lose
>>224757426Grok said this was false
Domain Expansion: Umaru's World
>>224757448and here I thought that would be the 13th Floor Elevators, and not a bunch of 90's communists naming a song after Stan Brakhage! Ack ack ack! Though those communists did have something of a rep for making lounge music, goddamn!
>>224757460based umaru poster
57 dollars 14 cents a year
I think that is a sample of Move On Up tho...godamn pinkos!
drinking milk
I'm sorry bros
I've started drinking soda again and I gotta say I feel much better about life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWI6EZr3Vg
When people say canadians are passive aggressive, which ones are they talking about? No one I grew up with or myself have ever been like this regardless of race.
>>224757483what happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19O2WiBc7cgman, this song kicks ass...Neil would be proud
>>224757483i will forgive you but i will never forget
Helicopters seem exceptionally dangerous desu
Can you guys stop with the racism? I'm brown so seeing all that racist stuff bums me out.
>>224756815slovenia-anon, do you play the piano? i was thinking of learning to play.
>>224757473those exact taxes was promised to them 3000 years ago
>>224757473That isn't how taxes work and city government does not have that kind of oversight
>>224757280It can, if they eat too much Mine doesn't seem to mind
>>224757516Most people that dont like brown people are brown. Everyone does hate indians though.
>>224757516I don't mind Jeets cause they're Jeets. I mind them cause of that traditionalist marriage honor family shit that you see here, especially in the other parts of YU. If I had a plan of action, I'd work to turn the local Sanjays groovy and with it, mannnn!
We give a lot to plenty of countries. Israel is just one of them and they don't even get that much. It's a nothingburger.
>>224757520that is not my pic, it is a spontaneous expression of yacht rock appreciation
if indians werent so ugly they would be tolerated much better
>>224757416Or you can love both
>>224757568Some of their women are hot
>>224757547this image is old enough that kitty kot is probably now kill
>>224757568their behaviour is still atrocious, it would not matter.
I was talking to a guy at a local pub, and I accidentally grabbed the wrong drink from a chick beside me. I didn't sip it or anything and immediately put it back and apologized, and took my own drink. This chick called me an idiot or something along those lines, to which I responded "you don't speak to me like that". She then exploded on me, and the bar tender and the guy I met had to hold her off and make her settle up and leave.What makes a woman at a bar that violent?
>>224757574indians that arent ugly just end up looking latin american or southern european everytime. no indian that looks indian looks good.
I want a cat but I don't want to take care of it
>>224757577>kitty kot is probably now killrude
>>224757599Get a robocat
>>224757593>indians that arent uglythey have iranian genes>>224757593>indian that looks indianAASI dominates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ5PdErrCJcyou may not like my boomer values, but here's whata prime Italian yacht gem from the 70'slawd ave mercy!
>decided to eat Taco Bell for dinneroh how the mighty have fallen?
Dinner was pasta with peas, sauteed cabbage and vegetables, and roasted cauliflower and carrots
im not brown.
>>224757669meat?
>>224757669Are you a bunny rabbit
>>224757674None ready tonight. Had a tuna sandwich for lunch
>>224757680grim
being a dumb blonde (male) would probably be more fun.
WE'LL MEET AGAIN DON'T KNOW WHERE DON'T KNOW WHENNNN BUT WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAY
>>224757698rip paul walkerfamily means everything
I'm finna eat a steak sandwich and watch Green Lantern: The Animated Series
>>224757685If yr handsome
I assume the neighbor is watching loud porn again
It's giant puffball mushroom season where I live. I just made a nice mushroom soup with one. Anyone else collect giant puffballs this time of year?
>>224757520I play! Not the piano though, a keyboard. Not classical either, just video game music mostly/mu/ has /keys/ fairly regularly. Last thread with linkshttps://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/130492567/#130492567
I only have meat at one meal a day, and sometimes not at all. Americans eat waaay too much meat. It's necessary and good for you but you shouldn't be cramming six pounds of beef every day.
>>224757677Do they eat pasta?
Filipinos look like angry fire ants
>>224757715They look like this
>>224757742Tofu
>>224757734Filipinos are my favorite non European immigrants desu
>>224757724https://youtu.be/tf-GWIYcavwGood instrument
>>224757725Yeah I'm not strictly vegetarian but I eat significantly more plant matter than meat. I'd say most days I have fish or maybe chicken
I've been perusing that ugly girl subreddit ever since it was posted yesterday. I'm convinced 99% of the girls on there are disgusting hamplanet 400 pounders. Most of them probably would have a bf if they just put down the fuckin hamburger, all of them are complaining about their weight and "gaining 100lbs". Jfc.Reddit truly is an awful place. Say what you will about 4chan but I still don't think it's as depraved as reddit.
My mom watches nick fuentes and says based
>>224757520Not him obviously but it's worth learning. It's both a creative outlet and it's exercise for the brain.
>>224757698that song was played and sung by the cast at the end of What We Do In The Shadows IIRC
>>224757762they probably have bfs even being disgusting ham beasts even if not being fat is literally all women have to do
>>224757746They do have similar textures, however they are a naturally occurring mushroom. There is a similar toxic variety, however it is easily distinguishable.
I tried to play the latest Sleep for my sleep music and it didn't pan out that well!
>>224757777SO WILL YOU PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE FOLKS THAT I KNOW THAT I WON'T BE LONGGG
What if human shit tasted like chocolate? Ejjrjrhrjreemsmdfkr4keekekekkek3k3k2k2l2l2ll2k2lsllsdlllllyl5m4n4u38r8du3udheb38furrur7g7g.
>>224757805I got 1 (one) flush of oysters on 1 (one) spot of my inoculated logs so far...waiting patiently for a second, funnier outcome as it cools.....
Its goretex
IT'S METROID JERRY! 3D METROID!!!
>>224757821It's a good album.
>>224757841These puffballs are naturally occurring in forested areas of Ontario.I tried oysters as well in woodchips though. Slugs would always get them before I could harvest.
>>224757865metroid prime was a good game
I'm too lazy to shave my pussy and armpits
>>224757880Why bother when no man would have sex with you anyway? Women only do that when they anticipate getting laid.
>>224757878Gamecube is a fantastic platform and I won't pretend otherwise. It got so much shade because Xbox had HALO.>>224757880You're not using them so it doesn't really matter.
gock kisses
>>224757904>>224757913I don't do it for men
>>224757913back when console wars were actually fun
Can't believe food is becoming a luxury now.
Ps2 won
>>224757925ew you're gay
>>224757925I don't think your dog cares one way or the other
>>224757930On the bright side the skinny era is upon us
>>224757880idek why i didmust’ve been feeling fat or something
>>224757945lol
PS2 is the asian school shooter of consolesXbox is the party animal bro who now works at a car dealership and has a slightly fat wifeGamecube is the chubby church kid who now repairs air conditioners and drives a compact truck
>>224757917what do you think gock tastes like?
>>224757972I think they are just video game consoles
my wii eats tidepods
ps3 makes the best games naw meen
PS2 is the cool kid with a lot of friends Xbox is the autistic sperg raised by a single mom
>>224757977canadian gock milk tastes like maple syrup
>>224757972Only xbox made sense
>>224757925Gay women would expect and prefer it more than men
ps1?more likemore likepiss shit 1
>>224758042Pee ess poo
drinking dr p
>>224758016For me it was Xbox because I was a halo guy. But halo wasn't universally appreciated, so those guys got the other consoles. Halo 2 and 3 were absolutely legendary with online multi-player. No subsequent generation will ever understand.
>>224758045peepee poopoo
I really like reading about the development of ps1 era games, the amount of limitations they had to deal with back then and how they had to circumvent them to create their vision is honestly really cool
>>224758005>PS2 is the cool kidI felt this, however I was always a contrarian, and also Halo was awesome.
Gonna start dropping the word "whereof" in casual conversation and see how people react.
I wish scientists would stop fucking around with stupid shit and figure out how to give humans gills so we can live in underwater eden paradises eating sushi and crabs every day
I met my new colleague today and spend 1.5 hours with her and I have a crush on her already.She has a ring on her ring finger.AMA
*flies over you*
>>224758074your bitch ass is getting eaten by a shark day 1
>getting crushesI remember being 12
>>224758074I can guarantee you they don't have California roll under the sea.
TIL THE BLUE SKIES DRIVE THE DARK CLOUDS FAR AWAYYY
>>224758082Don't even bother with her. She probably thinks she met some nice guy at work who she can let her guard down with. Meanwhile, you're online telling strangers you're creeping on her.
>SNES... now that was a console
>>224758082why do you have a crush on her?
I have a funny joke but I'll probably get banned for saying it so I won't post it
underwater jeets pooping on reefs, trashing the ocean floor, and sodomizing the fish
>>224758113Yeah I should just kill myself I guess, you're right>>224758125I don't anymore
>>224758130>I don't anymoreokay but what makes her crush worthy?
>>224758124the only good games from the snes era are rpgs
>>224758138Nothing.It is inappropriate for me to talk about her. The Canadian is right.
Shut the fuck up tranny discord raiders. I don't want to see another post about gock ever again.
>>224758144gock!
Is it gock o clock?
>>224758151every hour is gock o clock
>>224758085Nah me and my dolphin and seal bros would swim around fucking up sharks and raping mermaids and drillng holes in the bottom of migrant rafts and chinese fishing ships and we'd battle octopi and kill all the lionfish and make a big cool reef nobody is allowed near
Yeah. This thread is dead. Discord raiders ruin another general.
>>224758177sayonara bitch
>>224758177>ctrl f gock>8 resultsIdk doesn't seem like a raid to me
Gock is the heart and soul of /cum/.
It hurts to breathe
>>224758207why
>>224758209Gock
just found out gock isn't real, it's just the penis of a dude in a dresswtf??
>>224758209Good question
>>224758209Lungs absolutely packed full of shemen
>>224758211in gockinghampshire?
>>224758226i suck it out for you
>>224758230New Gockland
>>224758245gockinghillgockshire
Die Gocke
goodnight
Why do the terrifier movies get me so hard?
>>224758320The MC is hot
>>224756844As my father use to sayI wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish
>>224758284Good night bud
>>224758320First one is garbage but the scene where he pulls out the pistol got a chuckle out of me, was an amusing subversion of classic slasher tropes
>>224741570LOL
i drew myself
>>224758420Picasso would be proud
>>224758420saved and im going to repost it in a couple months and say i drew myself
Drunk and doing the fent stance
>>224758433bastard
RE getting rave reviews so far
Once you develop some self confidence and treat a girl politely, and then be vulnerable with her, but not in cringy ways, that's all it takes to find a wife. Or at least a GF.
societal collapse is imminent
this is so me
Bag balm is really great stuff.
>>>/soc/35416840Made one
all i do is game and watch anime
This is me(disrespecting the antichrist)
>>224758543All I do is thirst after you
i wouldn’t want to fight in ukraine. what they’re doing over there isn’t very sporting
>>224758616Imagine how mad you would be if you died by FPV Drone in Call of Duty
>>224758543Mama mia!
>>224758634and then put in an mp4 to be mocked in telegram channels forever. and you’d still count yourself lucky because at least you weren’t captured and ass raped daily
born to be down
>>224758551based
>>224758543never met someone with a lifestyle like this who wasn't depressed as fuck
might shake things up and touch my penis (masturbation type vibe)
Talked to a foid today, went well
im gonna blow my fucking brains out
im gonna blow your fucking brains out
I wanna blow this dude
I'm a failure I'm not a hard-working or motivated person. I can't succeed at life.
I'm a girlfailure
>>224758947youre a man with dick and balls
NEU!>>224758997>>224758997>>224758997
not using a zoomzoom new
let us discuss the dao
>>224759021SameGoodnight
