Did Someone Say Beveragino? edition
*stares*
>>224761636
>>224761636the "Rubypops"
>>224761636two pussy eaters staring at each other
Not been keeping up with Tim lately. What's all this about?
Time for some more blue cheese, methinks
>>224761654you need a big noggin to study at Oxford
POOby BonesPOOby Granger
I am fucked
>>224761636femcel
bored of life
our guy is getting clowned on again
lots of people queueing for pokemon cards on my incel walk
>>224761636that's a nice blue
>>224761706games shouldn't be any more complex than Pong. make more Pong games I say
>>224761706lmao why are they so bad
>>224761726thank you
>>224761715big card release today apparentlybbc news told me about it
Rorke be like>hmm yes m'lady thou shirt is a fine 'dark slate grey' colour todayBloody twat
>>224761743nothing he could do
van gogh died at age 37 that's the age i am now
>>224761706has to be bait
Why are Americans obsessed with us?
got the haroumi hosono on
>>224761668@grok cut the breaks so he slides down a mound and gets impaled and transports timmy to the shadow realm
going to watch some horror films this afternoon/eveningand i'm very open to recommendations thank you
>>224761800he's not american
Browsing /brit/ in the officeThese normies would FREAK if they knew they're in the proximity of a lvl 99 incel
hello all, I am the "twat"
>>224761668he ordered himself a wheelchair and I would guess they said it isn't safe for him or doesn't meet their criteria in some way, so they said he can't have it
>>224761832*posts a grotesque image so that everyone sees you looking at grotesque images on your phone*
>>22476175930th anniversary cardsthere's some very very cool and unique cards in there so people are going bananas over it
>>224761822@grok don't do that and instead rape this nigga at 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999mph
>>224761867just been saying this outside clinton's
>>224761867yeah i know bbc news told me about it
>>224761832some of them will be able to tell anyway. they can smell it on people
the other day i said "don't be gay" to my computer in the office and everyone heard me. don't think anyone complained though because i haven't been called into a meeting yet
>>224761848ponder if rorke will make nazi BWC cum tributes to this too
why is it so quiet in hereeveryone actually busy at work for once?
>>224761893scr>>224761898wish they wouldn'tpokemon tcg collecting is already fucked, don't need national news telling people there's money to be made from buying and reselling for profit
I am the I in the Pixar logo, and life is the lamp
>>224761946gp
>>224761946diddums, tiddums
>>224761918yh
if u snooze you losei could never be a sucker and fall victim to anything yall niggas have going onMotion is the key!First thing first in the morning u gotta get up and get you so money
How end life am sad
apparently hyrox and ed sheeran are managed by the same PR firm
maybe i should have been a neet
tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
nth for the baddiedem
>>224762046you don't
my new autistic fixation is guinea pig farming
>>224762120love em
>>224762141elton white poo
Silent Hill 2 remake actually being good proves Konami just needed to hire devs who didn't huff paint thinner>>224761740true, gaming peaked with Pong anyway >>224761832level 99 incel build goes crazy in the office>>224762154guinea pig farming is a tier 1 autistic fixation, respect >>224762046hang in there anon, go play some games instead
>>224761918Probably me I reckon I make up about 25% of all /brit/ posts during the day when I WFHSometimes I'll go on thread long arguments with myself just to keep the thread activeThat happened yesterday where covid was the topic
>>224762162
the game's pongcock, pong
4th meeting of the day going in
>>224762156based gwarn kait x
Just spent 30 quid on v-bucks.Better than giving it to the bookies x
>>224762228now imagine her without the graffiticruel world we live in
>>224762156cute facenice bodyterrible tatswhat a shame
Turns out even the height of the IRA they were only raising ยฃ1 or ยฃ2 million each year. I thought they were big time for some reason
>>224762248Sounds womfy, tell us more
>>224761918am just drifting apart from /brรญnt/ :/time to move on really
where should I go in the UK to visit for a week or weekend
>>224761918had to take a break and realised I don't need this place so much so been posting less
>>224762263what even was their adj. EBITDA?
/fr/ repeatedly pokes fun at Britons for drinking warm beer and boiling their meat
my hair is light brown but my beard is black so i can't have one unless i want to look like an italian or spaniard
>>224762294Lake District
I am economically left wing, just not the culture stuff like trans, social justice all of that bullshit.
half-way through the 4th dune book and fuck me itโs eloquently written, very immersive too
just opened the door to the new somalian postman Iโve never seen that before
Today is National Guacamole Day and I would thank you to remember that
>>224761636Rubes didn't get funding. Nor did I. This must mean we're soulmates.
sad but the only reason you care about red squirrels is that grey squirrels exist
>>224762276Nothing much more to say really. I wanted the American Dad skin bundle on Fortnite so I bought 4,500 v-bucks x
>>224762339Sounds concerningly antisemitic
>>224762413your life is abysmal
>>224762416Howโs that
>>224762413are you still a paedophile?
Rorke never experiencing love
>>224762339Wow mate please tell us more about this unique perspective you have on the world x
>>224762452Because its the opposite of neo liberal globalism.
>>224762475ktim
the rorke โniggaโ
>>224762248>>224762413All courtesy of the foolish British taxpayer.
Day 3 of semen retention coming on strong xI want to do a minimum of 10 days if possible x
Saunders Lewis turning in his grave if he saw what Plaid Cymru had become
Is e Mario Kart an aon gheama a tha airidh air cluich tuilleadh, tha a h-uile rud eile na sgudal.>>224762248Tha Fortnite na bu math na cearcall-chleasachd, a charaid x
>>224762557Give it a rest Welshmong
>>224761668My twitter pfp is that exact same Frank Butcher pic so I got a shock for a second there thinking someone doxxed my account
>>224762580No itโs sad nigga hours rnLet me grieve
wtf u all crying abt work when u could be grinding gacha games on beach in greece baka skill issue fr fr skibidi>>224762413buying fortnite bucks in 2026 is pure brainrot bruh u down bad fr fr no cap
>>224762557you've changed your tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbI9WCc0eOU
hate when I watch a youtube video and the comments are 90% quotes from the videoverbatim word for word to the letter quotes from the videooccasionally with a laughing emoji
>>224762518How it should be x>>224762602I needed that American Dad bundle bruh fr no cap x
order a double
PEXITGILFEXIT
State of England is so bad everyone wants outGood for them, the Scots always had more culture and pride than the limp-wristed English
>>224762609How have I done that?
what has the bbc done for you?
>>224762649Based. I wish this was possible.
PMQs off on holiday for a month already, typical fucking Scouser
why nobody play true alpha german video game simulator instead of crying about tax? skill issue>>224762580oopsie daisy stop yelling at the poor welshman u silly goose :3
>A primary school that forces girls as young as seven to wear hijabs has been accused of โbreaking the lawโ.>Laura Trott, the shadow education secretary, said the requirement was โoutrageousโ after The Telegraph revealed that Barnet Hill Academy, a newly state-funded Islamic faith school in north London, required female pupils to wear hijabs from Year 3.>state-funded Islamic faith schoolDid I miss something? When did this start?
>>224762681ToT
>>224762656why does leftypol worship these people?
>>224762660you're always banging on about how great plaid cymru is
>>224762649would love to see her getting raped by migrants
>>224762706leftypol celebrating
>>224761769why the fuck is he using a spoon for noodles lmao!!
>>224762720>these peopleYou mean British citizens, who are just as British as you and your family.
>>224761800Musk is a Britisher who has seen what happened to South Africa first hand.
Children want it too
>>224762745No I mean pakis and wogs
>>224762742DSP is not a very intelligent man
>>224762728Still going to vote for them. Just making an observation
might give that onemusha or whatever a go, meant to be fun
>>224762781:/
>>224761636a very noticeable amount of british women seem to have this hairline
>>224762800Seems strange to vote for a party you dont like. You know they support mass immigration right? They dont care about ethnic welsh people
>>224762528why torture yourself looking up slags then?also>19I hope for her sake that's a file number and not age
>>224762736You can! Just hang around the village of Paddington, its very small. She'll be outnumbered 10 to 1.
Morning team not feeling too bad today got toil again 14:00 pm to 22:00 pm should be OKAY having some breakfast honey nut shredded wheat and tea and maybe some fruit afterwards
>>224762829> support mass immigrationThey arenโt anti immigration but they definitely arenโt as bad as gammons make out. No party cares about actual Welsh people but PC are the best of a bad bunch
>>224762852actual footage of me when bossman pulls up in his corsa with my kebab
hate how the zoomers at work always have an airpod in their ear. what are they listening to?
warum play u children gaems when u kan grind gacha on the beach in greece with my doggo? skibidi skill issue fr fr :3>>224762175tru, silnt hill 2 remake actually gud cuz devs didn't huff paint like manlets :3
living the dream really no styling no expensive barbers no worrying about wind direction peak efficiency
>>224761636POV: dog
The Jewish nigger Lassalle who, Iโm glad to say, is leaving at the end of this week, has happily lost another 5,000 talers in an ill-judged speculation. The chap would sooner throw money down the drain than lend it to a โfriendโ, even though his interest and capital were guaranteed.It is now quite plain to me โ as the shape of his head and the way his hair grows also testify โ that he is descended from the negroes who accompanied Mosesโ flight from Egypt (unless his mother or paternal grandmother interbred with a nigger). Now, this blend of Jewishness and Germanness, on the one hand, and basic negroid stock, on the other, must inevitably give rise to a peculiar product. The fellowโs importunity is also nigger-like.Karl Marx in letter to Friedrich Engels, 30 July 1862.
>>224762528POV: dog training doesn't involve getting constantly jerked off and they've got to train you as well
>>224762897lil teccq
>>224762897pooh sheisty
no more beastposting
did he really say this?
>>224763003I bet it was some wacky postmodern deconstruction of a leaflet from 70 years ago
Rorke jerking off for 2 hours to... "Dog stuff"
just been dentist still reeling from last nights booze a bit. he did a load of scraping and told me my very yellow teeth are in fine condition and then charged me ยฃ23 for the privilege
>>224762852#3berg
Need to quit the vile boozeAlready thinking about the booze at the weekend DOE
>>224762911down boy
SCUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAANG
>>224762897sematary
>>224763063*Wags tail*
>>224763075
1989haunted mound only see us in the night
>>224762897Doesn't matter, what matters is they have auditory stimulation The modern man needs stimulation 24/7 and just being alone with their thoughts or present makes them seriously uncomfortableJust look next time you take public transport how many people are glued to their phones or have headphones in completely unaware of their surroundings
in Reno?Do you go to Reno? Iโm pretty sure this is Reno university
>>224763003no
"down" could mean tummy, thighs, or feet or the floor It depends on context or getting it wrong and being told again :3
>>224762927and still leftypol defends this man to his death, quite mad
toby no
>>224763115reading this off my phone
>>224763128just have a wank already and fuck off you gross freak, stop involving us in your edging
in australia they have to tell their dogs "up" instead
>>224763099NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
>>224763062ktim
>>224763173Ugh fuck Iโm edging rn
thanks for having me
>>224763171*Twerks on you*
We can't see Super Hans okHe's too poorly
Holiday to Japan booked for FebruaryMight look into moving out there now I've got my N1 certificate
>To my beautiful daughter>I will love and adore you always>Sleep tight my angel>Love Mum xxxhave not wept like this since I finished gurren lagann
>>224763173Piehead sends him beastiality videos regularly they're both fucked in the head
>>224763219Might just do a one day only booze policyI used to drink friday and saturday but now i might just do the latterThat cuts my booze by 50% and is better ok
>>224762591its a good pic I only recently chose it
>>224763235ใใใญๆฅๆฌๅฅณๆงใจใใฃใกใใใ
Today I dreamed about being able to go to different "worlds" from dog tags with codes on them "putting in a code to get to that place" and the hub was like a big warehouse or something. It was me and this other guy, and someone was watching over all the worlds. I got this dog tag and was either in trouble or got in trouble because it was like a master tag or hub or something and I was trying to copy paste the numerals into the slots to get to a different master hub. So the watcher was angry or got angry and chased me and my friend who wanted to go out and we split up climbing down the ladder and I got chased. The watcher was in an OP custom vehicle like a jumping Segway and I think he was rje skibidi toilet guy. He was too fast so I jumped backwards into him but he didn't fall off so I turned invisible to teleport out and the dream ended
the blue cheese was nice
>>224763229/brit/ sends a unified message of best wishes to Mr Hans
>>224763235:D
>>224763244You "people" (piehead send me BLCKED videos) actually and the parasite does too
>>224762881grim shift that
>>224763244who the fuck is piehead
be honest lads, are you a fare dodger?
>>224763302bizarre post
>>224763229i thought he died
Yesterday I went out for ages Thinking about what would happen if I stopped bathing, bought a collar to start wearing, and see if a girl eventually would adopt me take me home and bathe me and rape me so that I can be her pet desu
>>224763314no im not biomass
Love posts that end in ok
>today I dreamedstopped reading there ok, talking about the dreams you had last night is just like talking about what AI generated for you
rorke searching google for blue waffle
>>224761668I don't understand why he now wears a nappy and apparently has as wheelchair
>>224763335>dreamedFOY
>>224763314no I'm a honest citizen who respects the laws and institutions of this country
>>224763342he pretends he cant walk
>>224763339did you see my post about blue cheese? it was a good one x
>>224763335Generally good post however you did deserve that FOY completely ruining any point you made ok
If it was nighttime and a popular girl that any of the night people would be out answer to her anyway, wanted to take you out for a walk with you on all fours, at night, would you go for a walk? Or would you avoid saying "go for a walk" and say "do it" would you do it then
>>224763335bizarre post
>>224763304I prefer late shifts I'm built different
AI generated me a dream last night and now I'm going to blog on and post all about it
>>224763360yes mate x
feel like rorke just wants some dick but don't know how to ask
>>224763360I didn't see it ok
my life is a gay nightmare
>>224763342I'm more baffled by his love of alcohol-free lager
>>224763314Once bought the tickets for the wrong train with some friends on the way back from a gig and the ticket bloke let us off, we would have had to pay once we got to MK but he just went 'Ah fuck it dw' and we were alright. We had a London Midland ticket and not a Virgin iirc
>>224763363I'm quoting the original poster, he deserves to be foyed not me
>>224763392I don't care ok
Meeting me mate at 4pm for a few jars. Europa League tonight x
it's never been more over
Went out to get my hair cut and walked past a queue of easily over 50 people outside the local toyshop waiting to buy Pokemon cardsHalf of the people in the queue already had bags of Pokemon cards, they were just queueing up because they needed moreThis shit's a fucking disease, we need to take Logan Paul back to that Japanese forest and leave him there
off out now to gay porn all over the place
>>224763386My grand could have booze in her care home so it's not banned, or maybe it is if you're a schizo
>>224763392It's ok then ok
>>224763385I'm a gay nightmarea poofter's gay nightmareI'm gay nightmarein this lad's heeeeead
I wish I could passionately kiss dogs
>>224763407gap of over 3 years me I'm stuck in permanent underclass
binmen outside my window. it's bin collection day today, you see
>>224763416nice tinnie or twelve of mackesons eh lad
>>224763385this but alcoholic incel nightmaremay have been permanently banned from my favourite nightclub for stripping naked and harassing people
>>224763410Yu-Gi-Oh is the shaggers card game of choice
Not a fan of gay porn
>>224763422You're severely mentally unwell ok
beautiful breasts and fanny
happening
>>224763444You are literally a tranny
>>224763422Calm down, Katty West
>>224763435they come tomorrow for me
still have no clue who "piehead" is and I feel like he is an hallucination some posters experience after years of britposting
>>224763453keeping an eye out for him up here in stockport x
If I got injured at work doing something that I've been expressly told not to do while also ignoring all health and safety guidelines can I sue them? Or will I just get fired if I report it? Basically I got attacked by a stray bit of metal when I was drilling into a wall and now my thumb is bleeding a bit and I would like one gorillion dollars in recompense
>>224763453this 300 IQ mad lad probably ascended to a higher dimension to commune with the anunnaki on behalf of all mankind
>>224763314i'm quite good at it, yeah.
>>224763466It's an invented personaSacked tranny forces the gimmick; it's not a real poster
Reading a thread about cock size on mumset, it's a mixture of 'It doesn't matter' and 'It does matter' posts.
>>224763279ๅๆๅๆ
yeah I said "an hallucination" btw I'm hungover ok
>>224763451>>224763452Dog POV (she just called you a good boy so you got a boner)
THERE'LL BE NO FUCKING GEORDIES IN MILANTHERE'LL BE NO FUCKING GEORDIES IN MILANTHERE'LL BE NO FUCKING GEORDIESNO FUCKING GEORDIESNO FUCKING GEORDIES IN MILAN
shared Belfast xx
>>224763407Left school 7 years ago, still yet to get my first job
>>224763487good question for gemini lad
>>224763453Why is every child autistic and non verbal now>>224763488screaming
>>224763510kys
>>224763522might be over for you
>>224763533every child? really? every single one?
>>224763501>linda the 59 year old cat mum says sex is all she joy she really hasquelle febreze rodders
>>224763501ought not to be shagging at that age
>>224763510>>224763536
>>224763487obviously you won't, you will get nothing, because the company already told you not to do it
>>224763501unfatrhomably grimboth the guy with the micro cockthe fact this woman cares mostly about sexthe fact that she legit thinks she made a mistake by not marrying a guy with a bigger cock
someone once posted a video here of an old lady bouncing on a cock and it was rather unpleasant
>>224763541yes you retard didn't i just say that
>>224763538Already accepted it mate
Hi everyone, it's me. The "Piehead" man. I'd like to clear things up.The Creation1In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2Now the earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters.โฆBerean Standard Bible ยท DownloadCross ReferencesIn the beginningJohn 1:1-3In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. / He was with God in the beginning. / Through Him all things were made, and without Him nothing was made that has been made.Psalm 90:2Before the mountains were born or You brought forth the earth and the world, from everlasting to everlasting You are God.Proverbs 8:22-23The LORD created me as His first course, before His works of old. / From everlasting I was established, from the beginning, before the earth began.GodDeuteronomy 4:35You were shown these things so that you would know that the LORD is God; there is no other besides Him.Isaiah 45:5I am the LORD, and there is no other; there is no God but Me. I will equip you for battle, though you have not known Me,1 Corinthians 8:6yet for us there is but one God, the Father, from whom all things came and for whom we exist. And there is but one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things came and through whom we exist.createdColossians 1:16-17For in Him all things were created, things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities. All things were created through Him and for Him. / He is before all things, and in Him all things hold together.Hebrews 11:3By faith we understand that the universe was formed at Godโs command, so that what is seen was not made out of what was visible.
>>224763253I basically do that and I hate it anywayI'm fat, it makes me skip the gym etc. and there's always the chance of drinking too much and wasting an entire weekend because you feel like deathjust shit mate
>>224763501I've heard my sisters have a joke about small cocks and how they're useless but I think it's one of those jokes where there's a bit of truth to it
In light of Nakayama Festa's story frequently using the word "ass": do you think Cygames will commit to the bit and let Tap Dance City say "shit"
>>224763593ah yeah true you did fair play
>>224763487you were told not to do it and did it anywayyou can easily sue them because it was still possible for it to happen
just bummed me own arse
>>224763609I think there's a point where it's too small to even use properly, probably below 4 inches, but it doesn't sound like women like gigantic cocks either, I think there's an ideal window for them.
>>224763314once accidently I arrived at the station right as the metro rolled in and forgot to buy a ticket
nigga munchetty
>>224763571Literally worse than north korea
>>224763645s
I really do rape my own arse every day don't I
>>224763645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QVzKihKiYI
nigga heil starmer
angela rayner
>>224763661saw this image earlier
>>224763645
>>224763453saw this on my timeline last night, he's prob sleeping in a bush content looking at bugs. I hope
Gino Bever sounds like some polentone name
I love to rape
>>224763637>probably below 4 inchesfuck sake the chinese knob growing peptides can't come fast enough
listening to sweet child of mine :)
>>224763688>he's prob sleeping in a bush content looking at bugs.erm content looking at bugs then fell asleep*
>>224763688apparently was walking home from school with his granddad. would hate to be the man having lost your grandson
>>224763667lost his career for thatpc police
>>224763667he was sued and lost 5 million for this
going to turn off my computer now.
asserting dominance over colleagues by saying "no worries", implying:1. what they did should worry me2. i'm in control of making it not a worry3. they're lucky it's me, because i'm being nice, so +0.001 to their debt to me
>>224763717Sorry lad, that was just a random number I imagined would be the point where it's not the most satisfying for women, doesn't mean you don't have a chance though.
>>224763727>>224763733just banter innit
>>224763604>Berean Standard Bible ยท DownloadNIV or nuthin
just want to live a relaxed low-responsibility lifestyle
>>224763736you'll do nothing
>>224763720Police and niggersThats rightGet out of my waaay
https://youtu.be/Jl55Cvy4L6Qforgot about thisthese used to have me crying as a teenager
9/11 was mental thoughzoomers don't realise it because they've always known it but it really was mental
>>224763726poor old bugger
don't like how easy it is to see videos of people dying
enjoying the slow mental deterioration of zoomers. The ones posting here at this time of year are the ones that never got into uni
>>224763773im watching an italian tv show set in naples and they all miss off the last bit of the words and names they say. is that a regional thing?
hello poop niggers !!!!!!!!!!
In 1906, 27-year-old Canadian Peter Lymburger Robertson invented a new screw and screwdriver. Considered far superior to the Philips screw, the Robertson screw is now regarded as one of Canada's greatest inventions ok
>>224763760Pleb, even the ESV is better than the NIV
>>224763818mate we have a zero tolerance policy towards racism on this genera-- haha just kidding mate wahey poo rape
good to know piehead is amongst the christians of /brit/
>>224763810Yeah actually most if not all local languages have many words that dont end up in vowels. Standard italian is an artificial language
non-verbal sex arse
>>224761825Was thinking of the same thing
new >>224763895>>224763895>>224763895
>>224763511Paedophile mongboy
