How do you do, my fellow Europeens?
>>224762726free quebec
you don't want thatif you do then kat will be able to move visa free
>>224762726you will always be American
so will this "associated membership" amount to anything or is it just empty symbolism?
>>224762726I get that you already speak French but can you be bothered to learn German too?
>>224762770they will learn Polish
>>224762726what happened kek
>>224762768EU will get cheap indians from canada
>>224762794https://www.reuters.com/world/eu-opens-door-canada-become-first-associate-member-eu-commission-president-says-2026-09-16/
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>>224762726There will be an Arab Indian exchange between these countries.
>>224762726You will never join the EU
>>224762743fug DD:
>>224762788i think that should be a big deal for Albertans, half of them are Slavs anywayI'm more concerned about fellow British Columbians
>>224762733I think we should
>>224762818oh shit the eu is expanding, superpower when?
>>2247628872 more weeks
>>224762887this could be EU- Russia or EU- US federalization shit but actually working
>>224762806>>224762844Why would Indians move to EU? They don't even speak any local language and being in Canada where they are settled is more beneficial to them. If anything more arabs will move to Canada, Canada will never join EU but its a win for us if they do.
>>224762768Second class citizenship for second class "europeans" who will never be regarded as full equals to the continentals>canacucks, ukrainians, maybe turkroaches in future if they are willing to surrender their dignity
>>224762924>EU- US federalizationWould never happen.
>>224762932There are plenty of Pakis and Indians where I live. I don't think they really care about learning the local language that much.
>>224762934>turkroachesTurkey applied for community membership in 1987, Canada entered before them lmao
>>224762932There are Indians coming to Germany lately and there already is a bunch of Arabs in Canada if you know where to look
>>224762768Should include Greenland as well. It's not that empty since Greenland, Iceland and Saint Pierre et Miquelon border Canada.
>>224762934Turks will never be in the EU.https://youtu.be/Y5EoMdwkpgY?si=pNZ0-KC5HGC-7Asj
>>224762954>>224762980Germany isn't the first choice for Indians is what I am saying they only started coming here after Anglo countries started cracking down on visas.
>>224762949Can we become one of your States?
>>224763423No, you're fatalistic utopians. A cancer.
>>224763481Ok, we're joining China then. Fuck it.
>>224762818>the association may harm telecoms and dairyHoly shit please let this happen. I want to see telus and rogers go bankrupt
It would be cool if it happened. I would have preferred if we moved closer to the states with an EU style common market and movement thing but alas not to be.In 50 years when everyone has forgotten this I'm sure we will actually join the US (we were trending that way already), but for now this is probably the best the world can hope for.
Carney is the biggest performative twat there is. All this nigga wants to do is relive his Davos speech again and again.
>>224762980Arabs are 2% of Canada's population. Filipinos by themselves outnumber our entire Arab population
>>224762857Oh my god is Kat a menace on here as wellI know him from /xivg/
>>224762932Fude we are getting unevolved simians from the deepest shitholes of africa, do you think the language barrie can stop jeets?
>>224762768Trusting my chud "nothing ever happens" instinct, I’d say it’s a nice gesture that Canada will never seriously reciprocate (Europeans, deep down, know from the start they won't). Once Trump is gone, all this good gestures will be forgoten
>>224762733Eat shit you frog eater
>>224767766You literally said he eats frogs not shit though
>>224767707>we are getting unevolved simians from the deepest shitholes of africaEasier for them to migrate to Europe Illegally thats why. Why would a jeet in Canada where English is spoken, bigger jeet community and wages are higher leave to come to Europe?If anything jeets and muslims here would want to move to Canada as culturally they will find it easier there.
I'm a gay Russian and want to remind the trolls joining in not to post stats. Come jerk off with me in chat. X|https://abacusdata.ca/as-carney-heads-to-europe-4-in-5-canadians-support-closer-integration-with-the-eu/
>>224767850The uk has as many south asians per capita as Canada does. Canad aha smore indians despite being a smaller country but the uk has something crazy like 5x the paki population of canada so it equals outOur country also has 5 million east and southeast asians so you guys might finally get cute hapa girls like we havw here
I hope it happens. Canada just made me a Canadian citizen automatically and then I’ll be an EU citizen. Nothing will stop me from going to gayrope and terrorizing e*ropoors at my leisure.
>>224767897UK is not in EU nigga
>>224767919>terrorizing e*ropoors at my leisure.what will you do?
welcome home
>>224768181I’ll pretend I’m your ethnicity and say we kept the traditions alive better in America, I’ll be loud in public and play music without headphones, I’ll wear cargo shorts flip flops, I’ll order cheeseburgers at your fancy restaurants, and I’ll flaunt my wealth and ignorance wherever I go. And that’s only the beginning. I might even walk slowly in front of natives in tourist areas on purpose. The possibilities ate endless.
>>224768414horrifying shit, please spare us american-sama
>>224768414I can't wait to do this too. I'll also loudly proclaim that I'm not an american to everyone all the time and put tons of maple leafs on everything.
>>224762934Turkey failed to join because Erdogan started imprisoning opposition politicians and killing journalists. A risk that was heavily weighed during their entire application process prior to Erdo. That’s the sort of stuff gay stuff that the EU looks out for and why chuds are brain dead fucking retards who doesn’t know anything about anything
>>224762733Free Occitania
>>224762726Yeah sure, I'll take Canada.
>>224762733free Bretagne
>>224762768it will just be symbolic if it even happens, FT reports the EU isn't willing to give any special preference to Canada. but the symbolic role is still pretty cool for pseudo white imperium, we just need to get Australia and UK in too
>>224762766he'll fit right in
>>224770283More a sphere of influence thing I'm guessing.
>>224767692kek
>>224762726Common law countries shouldn't be allowed into the EU.
>>224762726Welcome new gibs cow, start transferring my gibs
>>224770283lol
>>224767681I was just pointing out there is more of them than people think mostly Nafris in Quebec
>>224762932Your country has no official requirement for a cert that proves language skills
>>224762768Free travel in between? Why not?
>>224762726my fellow European; what's the best Canadian city to move to to get a qtπ Canadian(Chinese) gf?
>>224770283What's the point then?
>>224779030I got one from Montreal, i make her speak French when we're having sex.
>>224779030Vancouver for sure and probably any university campus in general
>>224762726this is happening because trump named it lake america, the european response: if they can make things up so will we. this is the psychology behind world powers
>>224762844the new mvghal empire vghhhhh
>>224767653if you aren’t retarded you can easily move to the US through TN visa. too bad you are retarded. we need a path to europe so i can passportmax
>>224780288Unc, China withdrew many of their international students. Universities are only good for Indian boyfriends now
>>224779176the point is he and nobody else knows wtf is gonna happen. so hes being retarded
If you defend Greenland from fatistan, you can rule it.
>>224770283Canada's not even a white country. I find it so funny. Entire time I've lived in BC I've been a minority as a white person.
Should just delete the nation of Canada and declare Canada European North America and it can just be a resource territory for big EU companies like Volkswagen, Shell, BP, nestle etc to have limitless resources. would basically make the EU out compete China and the USA for the next century completely cucking them both. Instead we’re just going to announce all this performative bullshit that goes no where.
Canada is a shithole that can't even remove internal tariffs between its own provinces
>free quebec
>>224783209>delete canada but actually give it to the EU instead of the USit makes no sense
>>224783367
>>224783381Meanwhile being openly antisemitic will get you arrested in modern Canada
>>224783403>Meanwhile being openly antisemitic will get you arrested in modern CanadaFurther proof than anglo influence is bad and we need European influence.
>>224762726I love my Canadian friends
>>224783403Can’t even wear a swastika or you ave the flag in Germany and other former Soviet countries, yet another reason Canada and the eu are so similar!
>>224782425Isn’t BC the least White province in the entire country? Not really representative of the whole
>>224783403The recent bill to criminalize Holocaust denial was put forward by our ZOG Cuckservatives. Your GOP would do the same if you didn’t have the 1A
>>224762768Hopefully its a workaround for the TEMU orders since EU did its best to be worse than trump tarrifs about it.
>>224762726i am so happy canada is joining the eu
>>224762733Trvke
>>224788140Why would you even want Temu crap
>>224789877He's a rootless cosmopolitan consoomer
I would like to live in europe for a bit so I hope it goes through, particularly the netherlands.
>>224779030Why the FUCKKKK do they get qt3.14s while we get rabid islamist retards
>>224790665Canada took HK and Macau refugees when the communists took over. Millions of them and most of them hate china which is why Canada struggles to make deals with the mainland.
>I don't want to be under the direction of the power whose tit I am literally attached to>I would rather be under the direction of the one overseas"ok"
We don't accept english speakers anymore, you're all gonna have to learn french sorry
>>224763423this looks comfy as fuck and i'm not even into these types of cars, gigabased
>>224770283dont push your luck one token anglo country is already too much
>>224784617The only white majority province in Canada is the separatist french province that the rest of jeetistan larps as.
well, it looks like a reasonable step, Canada has a lot of natural resources Europe needs and it's a potential importer of European industrial goods. I hope the trade will thrive.
lmfao I think the USA is the only country with a modern perspective on things. EU attached to a white country that hasn't existed since the 1960s, while Canada wants to attach itself to a dying irrelevant continent that's been eclipsed by the USA, China and soon India.
I wish it would because Carney gave me dual citizenship and I could move to Europe but it won't. The Canadian dairy cartel will never allow it.Canadians drive to Buffalo NY and other border towns to HOARD European butter and cheese because it's illegal up there.
>>224790753it's because Trump is too aggressive and messed things up. nobody wants to be forcibly annexed, they want to peacefully join a union they believe in. but Canada isn't joining the EU anyway, they're just making deals on certain things. it's impossible for Canada to become less dependent on the US to any significant extent so we basically just have to wait until Trump is gone and hope things go back to normal
>>224791901it's good that white people want to stick together. one of the worst things about conservatives is they pretend that factor doesn't exist and they become more Asiatic because money o algo
>>224762733body that freak
>Inexplicably enter Eurovision>10 years later>Gain EU accessionDon't underestimate those damn Kiwis... They had us for a lark all along.
>>224792163Canada's not white. Stop the fucking bullshit.
>>224762743No you misunderstood. Kat will hate Canada if it becomes Eu.
>>224792362it still is a white country. as bad as the demographics are, whites still have sheer numbers and won't really drop below a plurality. many non-whites will mix in and become mostly white over time, or they'll just leave
Russian magnet thread
looks like this could be a way to get CANZUK done, in partnership with the EUhttps://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2026/09/17/australia-and-new-zealand-could-follow-canada-into-associated-eu-membership-metsola-tells-except UK would be further off thanks to Brexit, and Farage still being around to sabotage things
>>224793033Cucknadians sold off their country to third world migrants the same way the INDIGENOUS lost their country to white settlers. Karma is beautiful in a way. Too bad the indians arent killing whites in the streets like white canadians murdered the first nations
>>224793033Canada is projected to be around 50-55 percent white by 2050 so barely a majority.
>>224762726I am not european
>>224793245Canada is already minority white. At MOST 19 million out of 45 million say they have some European ancestry. Jesus 4chan is actually retarded.
>>224793326The majority of Canadas white population live in Quebec and the Maritimes. So if you live in Ontario, Prairies and BC you live in a majority Indian-Chinese country
How did Neolibs manage to repackage their whole globohomo ideology as European Nationalism and standing up to autocracy?
It would be funny if Canada joined before monkeydonia.
>>224793105You niggas are always talking about CANZUK. The opportunity has surely arisen millions of times before, and you haven't done anything
>>224762733I kneel...
>>224791944>Canadians are stealing our fancy European butter This is grounds for war , our Kerrygold is rightful american property
>>224779311Does she says "tape dans l'fond chu pô ta mère" during sex?
>>224779311>herAnon...
