Bernardo Pasquini edition
Is Employed Woman working today? She was unwell yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hd-eoyniSYall 3 murdered
OH NO NO NO NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOODI ARABIAWHAT A FUCKING JOKE LADS
>>224768022grow up
crying
r/BoyDinnerDiaries is just not as interesting as r/GirlDinnerDiariesthe boys are just talking about their lives and shit and giving each other high fives the women all talk about how horrible everyone on the planet constantly is to them especially their boyfriends
Этo блecтящий poмaн-oбличeниe, oбвинeниe oбщecтвa и пoпыткa paзoбpaтьcя, чтo являeтcя пpичинoй пpocтитyции, кaк явлeния. Кyпpин пoшeл дaльшe дpyгих poмaниcтoв, тaких кaк Зoля, Moпaccaн, Бaльзaк, пoднимaвших этy тeмy, нe тoлькo paccкaзaв o гpязи, paзвpaтe и нpaвaх пoдoбных зaвeдeний, нo и пoкaзaв пpocтитyтoк oбычными людьми, кoтopыe тoжe имeют чyвcтвa и дyшy, и иcпытывaют бoль и cтpaдaния, и дoкaзaв нa пpимepe Любки, Taмapы и Жeньки oбpeчeннocть этих жeнщин нa тpaгичный кoнeц. Oн впepвыe бpocaeт oбвинeниe мyжчинaм, чтo нe тoлькo их пoхoтливocть и пoтpeбнocть yдoвлeтвopeния живoтнoгo инcтинктa, являeтcя пepвoпpичинoй этoгo явлeния, нo и, чтo вaжнee, нepaвeнcтвo жeнщин, нeдocтyпнocть дocтoйнoгo зapaбoткa для них, a тaкжe oбщecтвeнныe пpeдpaccyдки и двyличнaя мopaль, пpeпятcтвyющиe их выхoдy из ямы, кoeй являeтcя пyбличный дoм
nth for the holoderm
I could beat you all at darts if I had to be honest
If I book a holiday and everything what's stopping me from getting a reasonably priced insurance policy and just getting the whole thing refunded because I've got a poorly tummy?
Another IDF soldier has committed suicide...
has anyone seen the ginger fitty in the crowd in the latest young bob videobloody 'ell lad
Potential names for one percenter english motrcycle clubs>The Devils Scones>Hells Crumpets>Satan College>The Monocles>The High Hats>The Rude Gentlemen>Fists 'n' Chips>The Tesco Top-Lads>Firms on Wheels>The Licensed
>>224768112Hit my 4th 180 on Saturday so I doubt it
see i don't get this shit on the other side
Sir Tramp Kicker
I've basically not messaged any of my few remaining friends in about 9 months. I speak to people at work and have a gf but I've returned to the shut in I was as a teenager. Often wonder if I should ask one of them to hang out or something but that may be pointless at this stage
>>224768151it's normal men don't message people for shit like that expect birthdays weddings and babies that's about it
font
>>224768084boys live far more uninteresting lives than girls
>>224768060x
brother going to uni is another dead gimmick from the mind of escortmong
>Police thank 'special community' for its help
>>224768165I've not even done that, TBF they've not done it for me either I guess
>>224768192he’s already gone we dropped him off on Monday I’m just sad
>>224768192gimmick never had any legs from the very start
>>224768084reading girldinnerdiaries it's hard to believe there is anything worse than a white millennial American woman.
>>224768184how is this even possible
>>224767900Bernarda is a funny name for pussy btw
>>224768212Dropped him off to the special college did you??? Hahahaha
>>224768197Have they found the boy?
>>224768230Usman Tariq energy
Not pleased that I found dark humour in that boy's dad clarifying that the boy isn't some retard that cannot function
>>224768184based batsman saving the wicket from his dastardly attempt to cheat
>>224768245no
>>224768246What boy is that Tone?
>>224768237destiny really let himself go huh
>>224768084r/GirlDinnerDiaries: "where are my fucking flowers you misogynistic cunt!"
Hate it when I suck my bf's cock and he hasn't washedHate it hate it hate it
>>224768265never even noticed that kek
>>224768246this you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktHpG1zLfbM
who will Ed Sheeran replace the acts that dropped out with
any physical media man inlove physical media me
>>224768029sour grapes
>>224768304Would from behind
Comments under a story of a man building an improvised bomb with the intent of using it on a migrant hotel btwInsane
just be confident bro
>>224768260He is only 3 years old thoever (which is almost like being mentally handicapped right?)
oh yeah wasn't the economy supposed be destroyed today? because of oil
>>224768260swhat do you mean? didn't see this
>>224768336Alright Jack
>>224768336Just say you hate our country mate
>>224768310Hes going to take the arday route very soon x
>>224768336Good
>>224768336most people aren't on your side
>>224768363>“To clear things up – because people really do make up their own stories – he is only mildly autistic and has partial hearing loss. He is fully capable of everyday tasks,” Mr Woods’s post added.
scotlands greatest mind was a zesty fester
>>224768336the golliwog profile picture kek
gymtoil complete
>>224768339screaming at anyone who believes that
>>224768394Everyday tasks? They got blud doing the washing up already
>>224768394they really did make him seem that way
scranning sisterbergs birthday cakedon't usually like chocolate cake its too sickly for me but this one's alright
yaaaaaas
>>224768432Was it made by germans
>>224768229scream that subreddit is good laughthe utter insanity of it all
Something is happening...
>>224768339i understand those lads because i wouldn't want a gf taller than me
>>224768432Hey, happy birthday to your CUNT of a sister!
>>224768441no she made it herself
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
>>224768432She fit?
>>224768452I do, Im developing a fetish for that
>>224768336Jack Bishop
>>224768474was before she shaved her head now she looks like slim shady
rorke and leftypol holding hands while walking the picturesque trails of Dorking
Do GPs get a bonus for not prescribing stuff like opioids?
>>224768466Pphew>>224768407Cause of death: natural
mad how i cant remember if i'm banned from my favourite club or not cos i was too pissed to remember anything other than waking up and finding out i've lost my underwear and my card declined at the bar
>Researchers have created mice with half-human brains in an effort to understand and develop new treatments for disorders such as schizophrenia, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, intellectual disability and rare forms of dementia.
>>224768483Damn, woke got to another one then
>>224768475Ah it's a-me, Luigi Picollino, mai frends call me, how do you say, de yuman funko pop!
how much money do you think will be spent for all of these search operations? because the old boy looking after him was too busy shuffling letting the world go by around him and couldn't be arsed to pick up his feet a little?
eating gay nigger poo lol
>>224768498mental how people go to bars likeseems like such a mongrel activity
>>224768522leftypols favourite
>>224768431Lads been done by his own father on national news Oh my days
at this point I'd settle with a small breasted gf
>>224768538
>>224768510Not as much as they've spent on Maddie
>To clear things up – because people really do make up their own stories – he is...What would your parents or loved ones say about you in this situation?
at this point I'd settle with being a small breasted gf
>>224768538Top is my favorite type
andy got a new whip
>>224768578
>>224768598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k
>>224768545would a small breasted gf settle for you
>>224768598They see me rollin#They hatin
>>224768598What's he doing with my car
a little boy went missing did hethat's important news for me to know is it
Suapicious how quick janman deletes tits and pussies but then leaves gay niggers, hairy fag arses and dicks on the 'log for hours
>>224768538imagine the smell
was arguing with someone about HR saying if men were in charge of it they'd just hire random people they see and like or women they want to shag then today I see on the news that some lad who went missing for 10 years was back and couldn't find a job despite months looking and a man that runs a recycling place just saw the news story on TV and gave him a job immediately
>>224768574They'd say>we thought he was immortal. Truly he could overcome all adversities. There is definitely foul play involved and the government is behind it.
>>224768626go to the Doctors immediately
>>224768530as opposed to shitposting on 4chan?
>>224768336they march out in town every once in a while, not a serious bunch tho. the police watch them off for a bit. they'll do nothing
>>224768611Imagine her locked in a room with a dozen swarthy Calabrian and sicilian bvlls with no condoms while shes ovulating...
>>224768624
>>224768611she's not even italian she says she's a chinese who lives in italy
>>224768673Yes, we can read
haha gottem
>>224768538sexotuplets
>>224768622this is a country run by gen x women's interests
>>224768574He's an alcoholic and mildly autistic, anything he has said or done is probably a misunderstanding
>>224768685so why every time somebody posts it do they say do you love italian women?
>>224768336Got the same surname as you I do
>>224768684Not pictured is the israeli kicking along with the other four
>>224768574the only one dressed with any semblance of class, he had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and his brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>224768684SCREAMING
what possesses people to spam reddit & twitter screenshots on 4chan?
>>224768659>townnewcastle city centre*
>>224768673Mught be but in Italy it's very common for second generations to still say they are from X country. Probably because italians will always ask them where are they from
Just sat through a meeting where the last 10 minutes was spent discussing which email inbox a promotional email that no one will read anyway should be sent from
how the fuck do you lose your autistic 3 year old in a parkhe's not exactly houdini is hesome people should not be parents
>>224768718Rabid anti indian hatepost
>>224768718they have no mates to send them to.
>>224768724>italians will always ask them where are they frominteresting if you do that here they will lock you in a gibbet for 20 yearsbecause of woke
haha hilarious
>>224768611Love this type of Asianwith the angular sort of sharp face shapeespecially if they have green eyes
>>224768755I thought so, but we dont mean it in a bad way (most of the times), it's just genuine curiosity
Some might say something "significant" is happening...
Watching a b-movie I was looking for aince my childhood, for one scene that stigmatised me.
>>224768745>some people should not be parentsin this case I don't think they are anymore
>>224768771
>>224768771the ummobile x
glod
mmhmm
The father killed his mong son and is pretending he's run off.
>>224768440remind me who the fuck this person is
>>224768820Well where is he then?
>>224768755It's literal white genocide
>>224768852Sludge in a vat.
>>224768684notice how Ireland is doing the kicking yet also doesn't have a leg to stand on? yeah
love love LOVE merging onto the motorway at full speed
>>224768820and what of the mother?
>>224768868I didn't notice that ok
>>224768880never happens always some tosser in front of you at 40mph or someone not moving over
>>224768440mad how one year she tried to be fit then packed it all in
>>224768852Alri lad from taken
for me its sitting in the inside lane doing 80mph
Fucking job coach laughed at some nothing I said in the mental health review and probably fucked it go worse than her wearing a tight dress with her massive tits and huge black ass that she's wearing probably just because in her mental that's where she's progressed to as she starts telling me to sit and come and I wish I could jerk off again
used to love racing on the motorway weaving in and out of the HGVs in total darkness where you and the other driver acknowledge you're keeping up with each other
can I have chicken and beef together??
>>224768920better than sitting in the middle lane doing 55 i guess
>>224768902
sprint weekend in Monaco next year ...
>>224768336Lmao you're literally crying and posted this here thinking you would get coddled by all the other migrants rapees
>>224768902Looks like she gone past the sweet spot and turned into an absolute unit in the latest pic
>>224768880isnt that what youre meant to do? im always at 60/70mph.
>>224768936Good morning, Saaaarrr!
>>224768881probably in on it. White women and killing kids goes hand in hand. Possibly she did it. Possibly the dad knows, or doesn't. But one of them or both of them did it, regardless of whether the other knows
>>224768336Colin giving off Ian vibes
our price would of been £116
>>224768971scream
feeling possessed by simon le bon
>>224768440
>>224768865Can't even say you're English in this country anymore
sex with literally every female cast member in industry
mousey is the main character of /brit/
>>224768957it's ridiculous, they saw madrid and wanted morehttps://x.com/blog_formula1/status/2100195874513055885
>>224768971And Gylnn gives off Thomas vibes
watched hereditary (2018)
I've got a small willy so I need a small fanny and boobies gf so it's even stevens and she can't take the piss out of my small willy
>>224768936Not kosher is it (It's also haram)(Jeets don't eat beef)
Sometimes I think of killing myself, killing someone, raping someone, maybe even raping myself. Not going to do any of it but I think of it. I'm pretty zen most of the time but that's just the dam of my mind holding back the floodgates of bitterness, anger, vile putrid thoughts. One day it will burst. In any case what videogames are you lot playing? I'm in the market for a good shooter.
>>224769042Get help ok
>>224769032good movie, that
>>224769042try not looking back in anger x
>>224769042Kill yourself spaz lmao
>>224769033small fanny isn't worthy of mockery though, that's desirablebig fanny is your mockable female equivalent on the up side she won't be able to mock youon the down side the sex would be dreadful
>>224769002Even the old cougar who goes after that young balding fellow?
>>224769042>maybe even raping myselfat what speed?
>>224769053yeah i enjoyed it
>>224769033women don't orgasm from vaginal sex so your willy is fine
>>224769077:(
>>224769077>Daaaaad >Wh-- >*Kissu* :3
Could you give us a ballpark figure of how many hours you have spent alone posting on 4chan today?
>>2247690940.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mph
>>224768440looks match inn 2026
>>224769094faster than Eminem
I heard women can only orgasm through womb punching
>>224769102that what they tell you, aye?
>>2247691162000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
>>224769134What video did you see that made you think this? Asking for a video I mean friend
My Instagram feed really wants me to wank to chase infiniti again
>>224769042I'm playing Pokemon SoulSilver, or I will be when I get a shiny starter pokemon
grok, find me a small breasted, small pussied and small handed gfmake no mistakes
>>224769189Mudkip?
>>224769116A lot, however it still feels like not enough. I'm supposed to be doing chores in the house today ffs
>Small pussiedThinking about what could of been her again...
indians are more desirable than 4chan pretends they are
>>224769203Nah he's not in this oneHoping for Cyndaquil or Totodile but I'll be fine with Chikorita too.
Hi my name is Jack Bishop and I browse /brit/
leftypol crowning out a huge nutty shite and insisting it's a beautiful african baby
>>224769134Was the source of this information the same source that tells you you're the funniest man on 4chan?
need a gf with a pussy big enough for me to crawl inside of and live there for 9 months before she births me
I hate jews
>>224769189Never got into pokemon, seems like the most boring repetitive bollocks if I'm honest. Oh my, I caught a squizord, how exciting. Like, just don't get it mate. Hop on Fifa, CoD and GTA when it comes out and yer set.
Alright then leftylol post a big butt D cup black bitch naked then faggot nigga
your excuse, lads?
>>224769235What do your mates in group chats think about your funny rorke jokes?
>>224769229Indians are kind of like an STD for nations when you think about it
>>224769264scr
>>224769264Man I wish I was some girls dog
>>224769126>>224769147this made me wonder what the slowest possible speed isthe smallest measurement of length is a Planck constant so maybe the slowest speed is 1 planck in 12 billion years
>>224768229ban foids from the internet
Want to live in a 100% white country
>>224769264i dont go outside and when i do i dont interact with people and i also give a standoffish vibe so people dont approach me but when they do i mumble and fumble words a lot so they talk to someone else
>>224769264Scared to even talk to women, lad. As you well know.
>>224769264She's got a weird disabled mong fetish. Quite rare. Unfortunately I'm just middling in looks and mildly autistic, so she wouldn't be interested.
>>224769268they do a lmao and a rofl along with various emoji based replies
Driving down the motorway at 12000000000 lightyears
Mad how you all fell for thatSome real naive cunts in this general
>>224769314don't sell yourself shortyou could definitely pass as a disabled mong
>>224769296You can't measure speed down to that scale because of quantum effects. Particles that small teleport around instantly. If you scale up to macro objects, all of our particles are vibrating around and in and out of reality at relativistic speeds.
society expects me to work 5 days a week and somehow find the time to find a wife
>real naive cunts in this generalLol this is me
>>224769264I'm not indian
Terminally on 4chan life
>>224769349>out of realitywhere?
>>224769339fuck off brayden you cheese on toast cunt
watching turn A gundam
>>224769314Ah yes, the rare disabled mong fetish, even rarer to present in a female
>>224769349didn't say i was going to measure it did i. it's a theoretical lower limit.
>>224769264well happy for r deegs
Anyone i encounter in my day to day who is spouting anti white bigotry I beat the shit out of them right on the spot Have done it several times over the years and they never do anything about it or fight back because they are little pussies
watching hot girls walk by a muttering gyaldem under my breath as i fumble for my phone
cock so small it teleports instantly
>>224769381Done him
Feeling like a 3, you?
can't measure anything that you can't measure because if you say the fastest speed is 1000 then I say well what about 1001same for slowestso really if you don't measure something it's everything and nothing if you've ever measured your willy you're locked into that measurement because it's been proven in existence but for those of us who have never measured our willies, they're both 1000000 and 0.000001we have the biggest willies as well as the smallest willies if you think about it
weird that humanity decided women's sports are shit but made an exception for tennis for some reason
>>224769421Disability or superpower?
>>224769339So yeah anyway I've been watching this black guy that talks to "studs" (black lesbians) but I just realized that he doesn't even want to get the pussy. Like in one video a lesbian was all like, unmm if the ring fits (he has a wedding ring) then he can change her, but if it doesn't (she was obviously going to put it on her thumb or something) then then she "gets to go first" AND even that he could go second. Bit gay to not get pegged by a lesbo if your entire stichk is baiting them. He also asked one straight girl out so far and bought her McDonald's, she was being s total bitch. At the start he said "if she don't like it then fuck her" and I wrote thst down. The other takeaway from him is that I can break the touch barrier by offering them a handshake and that if you do that most people would just shake your hand anyway like tjrowing something at thek to catch
>>224769472Maybe cause tarqs love their tennis
i can't drive
believe me if I were rich I'd be hiring escorts every week
>>224769472I like every female sport where you can see boobs, arse pussy and midriff
https://x.com/ubaruu/status/2099912601199063546:skull::skull:
Honestly im done with women Ive had my fun but its over now
Alright come on, which one of you abducted that boy?
>>224769446Yeah yesterday or the day before I did (it doesn't matter now!) When I see myself in the camera and think that I just remind myself that I don't need to be attracted to myself and it just needs to be a girl who does
>>224769472womens volleyball is the most kino of foidsports
How long ago was it when a female, not including relatives, told you they loved you?
>>224769513ktim!!
>>224769472the actual answer is the lobbying that took place after the williams sister. not gonna reiterate the whole history but it was mostly political and mostly using serena williams as an example of a woman doing numbers.
>>224769393I'm saying that limit can't exist. There comes a point where speed ceases to mean anything as a concept.
>>22476953512 years ago
