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First for little chebs

Had a dream that someone set the park next to my house on fire

>>224769816
POV: you are a dog and she's sitting on the floor for... You know what

Professor Putney Pusher was hounded to his death by the media

professor purple aki

>>224769816
she'd look fine without glasses, and like a typical girl if she put on make up

i love her

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Crodiebob Cuhpants

why is /brit/ dead

>>224769820
cars should be be bowing to me
the street belongs to pedestrians

>>224769893
dinner time for the runts

>>224769875
Typical Jewish girl more like, but actually she doesn't need that. Imagine getting your girlfriend to wear makeup so she looks more attractive. Cuck.

was going to go on a diet but got loads of sweets and chocolate for my birthday

time for a pint with colleague from toil

Jews want every white country to be flooded with millions of Africans and asians

>>224769816
cute

New pizza flavour in Lidl so I have that to have later

>>224769938
True they want to turn white countries into South Africa

>>224769816
bet they look better in the bra tbqhwu

>>224769938
are you the one they call malaponte

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I mean...

>>224769922
happy birthday

>>224769942
quite pleased im not this poor or runtish

>>224769816

wouldnt let her wear makeup

>>224769938
True. They should be taken to court (lol) and sued for all their money (lol) when they be blatant about it until they stop doing that (they do)

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ruby all made up x

>>224769937
some epic small talk coming right up lad

>>224769977
You've got it set on whore

>>224769965
it was last week ok but thanks

Why would she get the idea to suddenly wear makeup if you make her feel pretty as she is? You're right...

>>224769977
forehead like a slapped arse

>>224769938
why do they want this?
Optional: provide an answer that does not make you sound schizophrenic

>>224769995
she's seeing a bloke

>>224770020
Yeah me

only part of a woman i care about is arse
get the arses posted
maybe tummies too, preferably very slightly soft but not quite chubby

Aarrgh why do I need to do jobs, why can't I take a day to do nothing and not feel bad about it.
Even trying to do that, I end up getting messaged by someone and then dragged into a conversation.
It's all so tiresome

DUDE WHAT'S THE SLOWEST SPEED
DUDE IF GOD IS ALL POWERFUL COULD HE MAKE A ROCK THAT EVEN HE COULDN'T LIFT
DUDE WHAT IF PINOCCHIO SAID MY NOSE IS ABOUT TO GROW

>>224769977
vip visit to the ghirkin

>>224769820
They're taught to do this to show drivers that they're going to cross, and it makes them more visible to people in trucks and that.
They've got a whole mnemonic and shit for crossings similar to our hedgehog

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>>224770020
she was seeing a play about lesbians

>EU chief backs plan for Canada to become 'associate member'
right well we've been replaced

Mad how there is 0 opposition to the iran war in this country
No protests
Not even the left is against it
They just ignore it like its not happening and instead cry about a hundred thousand brown and black people living here illegally being sent back to their home country all white innocent persian/Lebanese men, women, and children get slaughtered by trump and his clique of super jews
Its a really infuriating

Ugly Jewish wife
I would tell her I loved her IMMEDIATELY (for her boobs). The Jews don't get divorced and I'm not a Jew (cuck)

>>224769977
could be attractive if her complexion wasn't raped by veganism

>>224770008
what

>>224769964
worst gimmick

Facebook true crime foids doing their thing right now with this case, they're strolling through Google streetview identifying houses which have well positioned Ring cams which could have recorded footage of Noah.

glad that me and my friends are all old enough that i dont have hear all the venting about breakups and relationship bollocks anymore

Getting bum raped

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nth for the baddiedem

>>224769964
Now if these had been kidnapped I'd get it. Not condone it, but get it.

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they're mocking us again

putting words (lol) into brackets at random (yep) points during my posts so people (faggots) know i'm being ironic and self aware (i am)

>>224769979
yes lad cant wait

>>224770096
cant keep up there's a new one every week

>>224769977
it's like she's spaino in real life

>>224770102
fucking hell global jewry is really turning the knife aren't they

Need to be careful with people like that "pheromonemaxxing" kid who's basically getting abused by his parent but they are the quarter Jews that both hate being disgusting and hate their grandmother and bloodline so they be comedic levels of disgusting and pretend to be The Jews

australia should join the eu next

>>224770102
scream

just got a push notification saying a body has been found in the search for three-year-old noah woods...

>>224770102
Leafs are such fucking gimps

>>224770149
don't care why is this headline national news what are they hiding from us

>>224770149
same
very sad

>>224770149
F

>>224770111
the demmies are massive

Is the self hating Jew kid and his mother (and goyim dad) acting how people with souls feel about sentience their joke of a life that isn't even goyim (not sentient) like they are awake in the matrix (written by trannies btw)

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>>224770149
NOOOOOOOOO
F

>britain severs trading terms with canada when joining the ec/eu
>britain leaves the eu
>britain does not pursue closer trading terms with canada
>canada becomes an associate member of the eu

Well that's ludicrous

>>224769977
mafra needs a turn at rubes next

>>224770187
see >>224770104
and this >>224770080
then fucking kill yourself

>>224770149
oh no :(

F

Noooooo someone I never met or even knew existed 24 hours ago is dead!!!!
I’m so depressed!!!
Grow up

>>224770149
>The discovery of the body is currently being treated as not suspicious but unexplained.
right

that kid was a zionist btw

Where was the body found does it say?

my girlfriend is small skinny mousey nerdy girl but has a massive fat arse so I just won really

>>224770149
leftypol celebrating

>>224770234
never really understood this terminology

>>224770251
mousey >.<

>>224770232
He was three years old

>>224770232
>>224770175
brown posts these are

>>224770251
pics or it didn't happen

The kid was a Hamas member btw

Source tells me Noah is stable.

Please God.

Do not Bradley

Nah, actually, that's a penis

>>224770270
Your point?

bradley walsh if you can hear us now in our hour of need

>>224770246
In the pond

>>224770264
I'm assuming he was found dead not in the lake then, if it's unexplained? Or is it unexplained how he got in the lake?
Many questions, mainly about the lake

where's the penis

That kid was a staunch supporter of the ira's terrorist tactics btw

>>224770331
up ur mums arse m8

>>224770325
He was found dead in the lake, it's unexplained how he ended up in it. (except it's pretty obvious, he was a mong kid and fell in and couldn't swim)

>>224770270
Genuine question then, what’s the age where it’s acceptable to say what I said then? What’s the cut off point?

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we here at /brit/ pay tribute to the passing of noah woods

>>224770345
Grow up ok

black people being like "uhmm HUMMM" and shaking they head after seeing a white kid drown

>>224770355
Ah right.
Trying to think of I could swim at that age, probably most 3 year olds can't swim

>>224770365
half your age plus seven

>>224770372
You literally don't have a soul that's crazy

>>224770399
you wank to animals

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>A sexual predator has been jailed for a campaign of abuse against a woman which saw him force her to perform sex acts for food and made her wear a nappy. Mark Holden, from Worthing, has been sent to prison for 12 years for his crimes against the woman - who cannot be identified for legal reasons - which spanned several years.

Voices from the Lake

>>224770398
"No."
And it's what girls say their bodycount is multiplied by 7, not your femoid tier patreon subscription or however the only fans

do you think my cat knows i'm killing myself with booze?

>>224770422
at what point is it the womans fault for staying?

>>224770397
Most can't and he almost certainly couldn't.

The news anchor helicopter crash in america is more interesting than this lost/dead kid thing. Yank news winning the fun today

>a man made me live in a box and eat catfood
bitch the door is right there you can walk out of it

>>224770422
12 years that's crazy

And puppy pads are better than diapers
How are you supposed to go to the toilet anyway? Most difficult part of looking after someone
Also a woman could do this to me and I wouldn't let her go to prison for it

Heartbreaking news. After 16 years the battery in my World of Warcraft authenticator has died.

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ah fuck

so sad I misread it as boy found and thought they found him alive

>She was named after the Batman Forever (1995) character Chase Meridian, played by Nicole Kidman, and Buzz Lightyear's catchphrase "To infinity and beyond" from Toy Story (1995)
ahh american culture

that's cwazyy

so are scotland wales and northern ireland becoming independent or what

Will there be repercussions of negligence resulting in death yous think?

>>224770478
s

reckon you'd be banned these days for posting that vid of the soft school lad getting his hair stroked by the older lads?

>>224770488
not a bloody chance mate

>>224770478
scre

>>224770372
gramps outpaced by a 3 year old, that's gonna be hard to live down the poor fella

>>224770488
Honestly I don't fucking care I wish they'd just shut up. Sick of these cunts pretending they are relevant.

>>224770495
good video that

>>224770458
Well can't serve them human food it's too expensive
Can probably be trained, not by eating her out I guess because then it's like human centipede but whatever the man version is instead of it being a woman. Of course dogs living good lives are eating human food made by their owner but they are living good lives, as they say

>>224770503
i thought they were backed by the orange man and he has a streak of getting what he wants

>>224770422
He was eating her poo wasn't he

>>224770422
bro regrets nothing

>>224770546
we all would in that situation

dad obviously killed him.
if your son is missing feared dead the last thing you do is a Q&A sesh on Facebook.
There’ll be no proof either, he probably just chucked him in there and he’ll just say he went in himself when they weren’t looking

pawasite

mens menthol elf

>>224770149
rip little one
you're with preston davey and jay slater now
heaven just gained a new angel x

>>224770545
breaking the act of union is no trifling matter

>>224770586
what about those 5 good lads in boro

>>224770603
rip those poor lads. memory of it all is still raw x

>>224770589
no union is permanent

raping my own arse into smithereens

Feeling Blackpilled & Furious

>>224770566
It does seem a little like he was released into nature and killed himself as his carer was negligent. Imagine that happening and then you get jailed afterwards, horrible.

>>224770626
and no union of such significance is easily dissolved

barack obama's dog has died

The monster is a metaphor for depression. Brilliant!

found me mums porn

>>224770674
brum brum
get out me porn

>>224770674
what sort of porn was it

painting a target on my arse and going to ukraine to wave it at pfv drones

>>224770566
a pensioner minding a non-verbal autistic who doesn't respond to his name and no restrictions... risky

the kid running down an alley then heading to the lake was disaster scenario

Growing my hair out to tactically cover my receding temples

>>224770691
BBC

The only bad thing about a horse version is the high sugar content (or it is pure that hard sugar they used to make candy monopoly out of) or high salt content but you could just put apple sauce on your feet or whatever

>>224770690
scrm

>>224770708
>>224770709
baited for exactly this response

a lot of bames in Birmingham today, has a new shoe been released?

>>224770669
ken dodd's dad's dog's dead

i'm on a sea pussy diet

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>>224770708
>>224770709

why has mousey been having this manic episode about beastiality and paedophilia for like a week now

>>224770704
been doing this since i was a teenager

This Noah Woods story reminded me off when my mate drowned. Had a look on Facebook just now and his mum made the memorial page a day after they pulled him out the river. Bit grim actually, you'd think a mother would grieve more

can't find the video of the puney pusher

>>224770743
>a week

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>>224770743

>>224770743
twitch stardom gone to his head

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26 year old rapper Mway fighting in student accommodation at freshers week party

>>224770729
so like every day then

Heart hurts recently...

>>224770743
I'm horny and all the sexy dog breeds are out
Stop calling me a pedophile. I'm not a pedophile like the r9k freaks currently posting about "blackificstion"

>>224770776
why does leftypol worship these scumbags?

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>>224770776

good fist fighting and chair throwing no knives very nice to see

>>224770776
get their entire bloodlines in council accomodation now

jay slater

>>224770776
would it be unreasonable to suggest marching all of them outside and summarily executing them?

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my ancestor :)

Get me a job as a therapy/emotional support dog for a bipolar or schizo girl

>>224770776
>>224770807
that's nottingham

Probably the guy who is so open about wanting to fuck dogs and wank off horses would also be open about being a paedophile if he was, so I believe Mousey and that he isn't a nonce.

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reading about this nigga
imagine living in London in the golden era with a cushy job in mi6 and trading it to go live in some grim commie block in russia with some ugly Russian woman

>>224770754
on the latest bbc news article lad

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https://youtu.be/8LpoFpycjqw?si=_2S161OxqVhSq4BG

>>224770776
ahh the vaunting ambition of the student, passionate in his wide eyed and voracious appetite for knowledge

any bearded man in?

>>224770835
you'll do nothing

>>224770776
Engineering students are they

>>224770754
doesn't look like he pushed her. just clumsily ran into her really. doesn't matter now, he's dead thanks to his 'victim'

>>224770880
It’s more like bum pubes on my face

there weren't any blacks at my uni. lots of chinamen though.

>>224770807
how much more evidence does leftypol need...

Need a mare (horse girl) to pet her and make her sit down
I could go on

a nignog wearing one of those caps and gowns to do a drive by on a yoot

rorke envious of black virility

>>224770776
Sometimes I wonder how the the fuck do these people go to uni and I didn’t what’s wrong with me

>>224770880
shaved it off a few days ago and look about 18

>>224770920
kek like an ebeneezer scrooge affair or what

Those long eggs were planted by the police and you know it

>>224770955
post twinky bum

>>224770942
they're black. they're given literally every opportunity for free by their leftypol worshippers. they dont have to do anything. and they still do shit like that

7 fucking notes for a cheeseburger. get to fuck

>>224770474
another W for boomers

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>The memorial service for King Constantine II took place yesterday at St. George's Chapel. Among the guests were the three children of the late Paul Brandram, the son of Princess Katherine of Greece and Denmark, and Richard Brandram.

wait what the fuck
who the fuck was this nigga
no wonder he just pushed the unwashed masses into the road

Not going to eat the tasty za
Not going to (can't) jerk off

>>224770971
I'm shy

>>224770942
loads of rubbish unis that'll take anyone
you were probably aiming too high

>>224770983
£35?

Someone I know died young in a car crash and ~3 months later his gf had another man inside the house, she had him throwing a ball around with his two kids, and was posting it on TikTok etc at the time. She’s a relatively well known influencer
Within 6 months they were a couple and she started posting more vids of them, and then married after 12-15 months roughly
Never seen anything like it
The newer guy was about 5 inches taller than the first also

>>224770958
graduation gear the mortarboard, screaming about his first in black sciences and blazing an uzi against a drug rival

>>224770993
he didn't push anyone into a moving bus. he pushed someone down on the pavement

@grok will wearing a chastity cage for a month with no access to the key break my wanking addiction?

>>224770993
BBC News now, he had proper royal connections.
Nah this is some deeper shit, they've known who it was for years definitely. I wonder what he done to piss the royals off and get him outed and his protection locked off.

Stu(dies)
Stu(died)
Stu(dying)

Smo(king)
Drin(king)
Wan(king)

the choice is yours

on my sissy hypno grindset

remember that lad who posted his bum last week and he had some sort of skin condition
not a pretty sight i must say

>>224770961
refuse to eat at these "slut" places or whatever other gross names just because of how infantlie and cringe it is

>>224771025
I just never applied. Thought I wasn’t smart enough. Probably wasn’t

>>224771031
she was fucked cant blame her really, two kids..

>>224771042
No you will just find a way to break it lol

>>224771058
yeah but the bum was peng

I've shagged loads of arses with a few spots never bothered me

>>224771031
Mental, I waited 6 months before asking out another bird after splitting with the ex

>>224771084
spots carry diseases

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THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

>>224771042
Make sure you get the string/belt thing which goes around your waist tight and holds the cage against your body, because if you don’t it’s starts to slip down

>>224771054
wtffffff

>>224771052
now the bloody putney pusher is a conspiracy is it? get a grip lad

>>224771084
>>206112927

>>224771042
no you'll end up on grindr looking for someone to tickle your prostate with their willard

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>peng bum

>>224771118
homosexuals go mental for arses like this

>>224771054
The Elites don't want us to know this

>>224771126
grow up mate ffs

the amount of time on brit i spend studying arses to see if they are male or female is frankly ridiculous

>>224771031
people grieve in lots of different ways rorkeypoo

>>224771126
POV: you are adopted dog pet btw

>Supt Tom Pearse says dive teams recovered the clues of a rorke from Decoy Pond.

>>224771126
suppose it is, yes

>>224771169
does it matter?

>>224771169
i'll give you a clue, the relevant information isn't on the arse but is nearby

>>224771126
get a clue, pervert

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USA - grilled cheese
UK - cheese toastie
Australia - cheese jaffle

seems like all of these are completely retarded i'm afraid to say there is no good name for this food

>>224771205
yes lad. lusting after men's arses is a bit gay

>>224771227
schrodingers arse init

putney pusher did one last push and launched that kid into a pond

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>>224771161
Kys old man. You get no bitches
>>224771221
>Clue
???

mad to think a man could just push me in front of a bus
or try to, obviously he wouldn't budge me as I'm a massive fat cunt unless he caught me unawares from behind but even then I'd probably deflect the bus with my massive gut

>>224771223
well its obviously not a grilled cheese given that it isnt grilled
of course yanks think grilling is actually something called broiling

felicity jones missionary procreative sex

british culture various gender indeterminate arses chat

when the FUCK is Motherless coming back online

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>224771126
>Stu(dies)
>Stu(died)
>Stu(dying)
>Smo(king)
>Drin(king)
>Wan(king)
is that really a mans bum

>>224771199
Evidence of long egg use was also recovered from the scene. At this time an investigation is taking place to see if the 2 are related.

>>224771274
Why?

>>224771274
nonce

>>224771277
that reminder doesn't seem very friendly to fans of anime

glad they found him
must have been a terrible 24 hours for the family

>>224771262
it's not a toastie either because the bread isn't toasted, it's fried

need a better name

>>224771318
yeah they'll be much happier now

tell you what i don't get. nonce honeypots
aren't you also a nonce for hosting a site with nonce stuff on it?

brit version of cluedo but its just an incel that realises wanking in your own filth for 10 years is bad idea

Rorke asking the paki fella at the till for a "Smash Me Daddy"

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>>224769977
bitch looks like falling voldemort

>>224771367
if she saw this post she'd probably start cutting herself
you should delete it lad

>>224771303
:)

when the FUCK is simpcity allowing new registrations or email logins again

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>>224771350

>>224771335
well I just checked and the police say they've found a body in a lake so I highly doubt they will be happy, actually. you two lads need help. and yes I realise now that my prediction of anunnaki and a higher dimension was also way off

>>224771388
Cor I'd love to lick her arms or thighs while she does thisn and start dry humping her

>>224771394
dont care. i got an account

>>224771394
don't care. way better sites to find leaks

>>224771354
unrealistic no one really lives like that do they

>>224771433
what the gerbil in my arsehole sees when bradders comes to visit

was motherless a nonce website?
I used it a couple times when I was younger because there was lots of amateur stuff on there and one picture set of a blond girl I really liked

Can't respond to dog calls using my name in public because there's always a dog with the same name as me locally and actually think I gave a fit blonde the ick by responding to dog whistling

got the gary eats on

deeply unfunny thread
grow up, losers

>>224771473
>was motherless a nonce website?
yes

>>224771474
alri fido goodboy

>>224771473
what the fuck makes you think it's cp? it's literally a site for amateur porn

>>224771473
>>224771489
No, it wasn't. They were 18+

>>224771473
Don't know if you're a lesbian but I don't think girls went on motherless dot com. Probably more like dog fers dog com

thisvid is a nonce website too
I used to use it for vore porn but became sickened over time at the debauchery and deleted my account in protest

imagefap was weird one

>>224771473
the lad in school who first told me about it got done for having animal porn on his lappy when we were in uni

>>224771474
alri barney

>>224771499
scr

>>224771515
probably was some nonce stuff on there tbf

Couple more cans and then time to do some plumbing innit

>>224771515
cope nonceboy