The elephant in the room
What cologne does /brit/ wear? Want to come across as a classy gentlemen and I don’t think the Joop is cutting it anymore
>>224775337poo smells™
think pink pantheress looks a bit grim actually
>>224774923must be nice being a normie
>>224775411true
>>224775337pour homme deuxck onegreen irish tweed creedtaht's enough for most normal lads
>>224775310The bans and harassment on this board will continue/begin so long as you are not posting there, where you do not. It's time to go back to where you came from
>>224775337I'm an ugly monster but my cologne genuinely attracts females like hypnosis and as such I shall never reveal it to anyone ever.
>>224775337hugo boss because my ex bought me it for Christmas
whats down syndrome all about then?youd think having an extra chromosome would be a benefit not a debuffweird that
little brown widow fella prepping to scran a lizard
>>224775411bender
having some toast
One of the best comedy specials, rip Patrice
cant wait to dry scoop pre workout and have a night lift
>>224775337guerlain vetiver for the older, classier gentleman
cologne?just use soap and warm water melydl own brand 49p for pack of 4not paying 350 for a bottle of French piss water am i
>>224775337dior sauvagegot it for crimbo but could do with a new one
>>224775454and i thought i was having a bad day haha x
>>224775337dont know. still haven't found one i like, or one that lasts longer than a couple of hours
>>224775337Mont Blanc Explorer, spending over £40 on cologne is just a waste of money
dunno I just use lynx
>>224775337Issy Miyake Pour Homme
>>224775454he couldn’t even fit that in
>>224775514just stuff some potpourri down me kecks me
>>224775337tom ford oud wood or maison margiella replica jazz club for the colder monthsbeen using creed green irish tweed when it's warmer but haven't settled on a scent for when it's really hot
Ever been with a guy?
no I've never been to cologne but I heard there is a nice cathedral there :)
So you have bobcats in the uk?
>>224775426I'm far from a normie mate
miss gucci envy i wish they hadn't discontinued it
>all of these browns replying to the fragrance postSCREAAAAM
>>224775514Right you're definitely buying "Lidl" own brand for 10p each I'm 2026 and are definitely not a skinwalker pretending to be human
>>224775568dont even bother meno woman touching me evergremlin looking incel aura
>>224775587nojust normal cats, some of which may be called bob
getting my little gay porn pony ass fucked
>>224775587quite a famous one actually yeah
>>224775337Spring:Prada L'HommeProsaso Azure LimeIssey Miyake L'Eau D'IsseyGuerlain L'Homme Ideal CologneSummer:Saponificio Varesino OpuntiaBleu de ChanelGeo F Trumper Sandalwood CologneAutumn/ Winter:Drakkar NoireEncre NoireMoustache Eau de ParfumGuerlain L'Instant de Guerlain
>>224775594i wasnt talking to you
>>224775337liquid brun
>>224775599miss a*men pure havane me
>>224775617>>224775633Bobcats are cool
watching this and cryinghttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789534622610308.webm
this film is quite shite
consider the hooded plover
>>224775647alright Jeremy Fragrance haha
My fragrance? Chanel de Smegend
>>224775613hello fellow humanhow do you be doing
>>224775647is the miyake any good? keep thinking of shifting from SHIRO White Lily but not sure i wana risk it haha
>>224775687she deserves a man who loves her like you do x
>ok daaad I want the "fuck me daddy stack" burger>jokingggggg I'll just have the mouth filler throat fuck please daddd
Pleased you've asked me, /brit/! Here's what's in my fridge and freezer:SalmonSteakHalloumiBlueberriesStrawberriesCarrotsFrozen mixed vegEdamameGarlic pasteOlivesFetaIcy polesBeef minceKangaroo
girl i went on a date with did "japanese studies" at unidunno what to think about that one (she is half japanese, to be fair)
>>224775145Surely they sexually assaulted him with their foot stink?
elon baby eat a marks rock
nth for the gyaldem
>>224775721Just a regular cheeseburger for me, thanks.
They’re saying girls have boobs
>>224775727Maybe she could be like an ambassador to Japan
>>224775722*eats all your olives*
>>224775714Issey Miyake smells clean, is good for workplaces, and lingers well. Alao women acknowledge it.
zante is absolute boggin right now, ghost town except for stray dugs and pure swarms of flies. some Hellenic banger just took a slash right outside me hotel door. pure dead brilliant holiday this
she walked past i pressed rewindddd
>>224775647>>224775580>>224775548>>224775515>>224775505>>224775433>>224775714r/DesiFragranceAddicts
I dont use cologne, maybe once a year. But i do use girl soaps and shampoos, they smell better, sometime creams and what not.
>>224775612It's big among zoomers apparently, to read up reviews of what is "best" according to influencers, not just a personal choice of what smells good to you with positive associations but not the same as what your father or other male associates would have
>>224775760Is having a perfume a brown people thing then?
Sir Gear Snorter
>>224775722Is Kangaroo meat good, how do you prepare it
he is right you dont own the smell that comes off your feet
>>224775774Only brown people smell nice
>>224775760you'll realise eventually that this is what's stopping you from entering the arena of the woman
>>224775760Bet you were one of the fat kids in secondary school who use to have a superiority complex about not wearing Lynx but who stunk out every single room he walked into
>>224775760>DesiFragranceAddictsthe public transport experience
>>224775781I had a burger one, it was incredible
>>224775760cant even imagine the state of thsi INCELLIO
>>224775743Good chud *pats your head**Heads out to McDonalds instead of paying for delivery*
>>224775774most normal people juat shower daily and use shower gel so they dont smell
>>224775781It's like a lean gamey beef, I've use it in stir fries, but burgers go well too. It's easy to overcook though.
>>224775759Such a weird looking lad isn't he
>>224775760rattled the incels with this one
I find South Asian women (in particular Pakistani women) the most attractive. It's kind of a curse, especially in this country.
>>224775821shame they're all inbred and vile
Rorke the kid in school who got changed in the toilets before phys ed
>>224775760pied piper rattling the runt cage
mousey would you fuck a kangaroo?
still sitting outside this Greek boozer and a stray moggy just coughed up a hairball right onto me flipflop. absolute state of it, rather be back in Govan
>>224775337Hermann a Mes Cotes Me Paraissait Une Ombre Exit The King Etat Libre d'OrangeRemarkable people Etat Libre d'OrangeCreed aventusCreed Irish tweedI won't be buying creed again though, they changed the recipe years ago and it's just not the same. It smells fine but doesn't last long.
>>224775811the incel equivalent of "what's wrong with a graphic t and jeans, who cares what you wear"
/fa/ is making fun of our fragrance choices
>>224775821The dark south indian women can be really cute desu
umpepper in?
Just imagined giving a girl who likes me a piece of cheese on a date and her reaction was positive
nothing worse than being in a room with some cunt who has like 15 squirts of some cheap shite aftershave theyve bought on sale at asdalike mate, i cant breatheliterally choking just being within 10 metres of you
brutal
Tell us a joke funny man
tryin to wash off this greek street bogie smell with some cheap 2 quid supermarket deodorant cause the gear here is pure chalk dust an aw
>>224775858Ok
got the efrim and the godspeedies on
>>224775811everyone I know wears at least body spray
>EXIT THE KINGHOLY CHAD
>>224775874Why did the nigger cross the road?
>>224775687the girlies are too powerful
kev just tells it how it is
Not even Millwall fans care about Millwall anymore. Can't even sell out their poxy little stadium.
>>224775898we love her on here
>>224775901Tiny little clubMight watch them play West Ham on Saturday though
>try going to group session tonight>can't find the location>assume that the group isn't happening anymore>walk back in the rain>get home and see on google maps that I literally walked past the location, I thought it was somewhere elsefuck me. what a waste of time that was
>>224775901i heard all the millwall fans just go to venue mot now
>>224775901haven't been in 15 years, don't give a fuck about football
>>224775871Import the third world...
the buddhist runt is immune to the rattle'i am the cage and the cage is me' he thinks
>>224775866There's something about the white of the eyes and teeth that contrasts beautifully. White women are so plain by comparison. And South Asian women have really thick eyebrows and hair, which I'm a fan of. British women especially rarely do anything for me, only like 5% of them with strong facial features.
we love alysa on here and if you don't love her you should just get out ok
>>224775929group wanking session?
Really fancy that Lucy Darling I keep seeing tbqh
>>224775941this is so true
still seeing neon pink elephants and all ah got is this damp beach towel an a fat seal snoring beside us, worst trip of me life>>224775779aye well sir gear snorter here is currently chattin pure mince to a harbour seal an starin at a palm tree thinkin it's a giant asparagus
>>224775929blud failed the level 70 iq test to meet people:SKULL:
what's wrong with graphic tees and jeans?
Miley has officially leaked another cuntvirus from the mother lab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWpw-Ynl0Yc
Dying my hair blonde I reckon
>>224775870true, nothing is worse than that. but a small amount of a good quality cologne that works with your skin can be amazing
>>224775938Little brown kids the other day told me that if I have always been a Taoist then giving that up because it isn't working for me with getting bullied or having no bitches is just a test to see if I keep my faith. Kids are so smart
>>224775956nothing if you want to be normaldeanos wear jeans and casablanca t shirts and have no problem doing anything
>>224775944no it was the group gaping session tonight
>>224775959cant wait to hear this at G-A-Y
apparently kouros is the gayest fragrance
don't wear cologne, meregular deodorant is fine
>>224775952shut up ok cunt
>>224775979ahh i see
>>224775800>>224775813That sounds good, i wonder if i can get it here
>>224775990is it greek? would make sense
>>224775996ewwwand how many women have you slept with mate? ewww
>>224775972should be a koan
might watch the latest hoots hootman
>>224775901remember when i was a kid, first football game i went to was millwall man city8 years old, game got cancelled because millwall fans were throwing petrol bombs and then we had to leave under police escort and saw a horse on firenever went to another gamefuck millwall fans mateactual demons
Imagine a fictional civilisation where young men are assigned a perfume caste. Priests declare which scents are masculine, aristocratic or unique, and everyone obediently buys them while insisting they have individual taste. That is basically modern fragrance culture. You don't have a nose, you have a hierarchy. You don't discover what you like, you discover what you're supposed to like, then call the submission individuality. It's spiritually brown to partake in that.
Admit it: you did NOT expect to see John Ruddy in this thread.
on the toilet
The rorke of nations
>>224775941>>224775949simpcels need to be gassed
>>2247753371 million. Has frothed a gash or two in spoons lately. Joop for naughty 40's. Paco for dirty 30's.
>>224775875I bought cocaine once in greece it wasnt bad but that was many years ago
are we all yanks now saying cologne instead of aftershave
Indian snacks in the oven3x YouTube videos lined up>Vegas Casino's HUGE Overreaction To Card Counter! >Living Like It's 6,000 Years Ago >Can James May land an Airbus A350? And then some video games after. Yep, it's gonna be a good night.
>>224776043holy copei trust you're making yoru own smells and clothes right, wouldn't wana be a sheep shopping at primark or h&m or tk max or yohji yamamoto would u, cret
>>224776034gay boy, loved smashing up stadiums when I was a kid
>>224776068they're different things
>>224776013yeahbut these are marketing techniques, a smell cannot be "gay"don't want to spend £90 on a tiny bottle
zante is so pure dead quiet me pal n ah've got naebody here except a heavy snorin seal an a wall o flys, whit a boggin shift>>224775997aw right big man calm doon afore ah get me pal the seal tae gie ye a chibbin
>i trust you're making yoru own smells
Maybe now I'm not obsessed over a girl, women will start giving me attentionThe thing I "got" about it today was that if I do nothing and still win, and a woman talks to me, if I do something based then next time I will be allowed to jump up on her and start wagging my tail Otherwise (if I do nothing and then act happy) it is like I'm expecting it, while the other is her coming to see me :3So do a little. Maybe q degrees north ...
>>224776043I can never be bothered with aftershave anyway
Bruce having another melty over the fictional bully that lives in his head lol
ok so whats a good long lasting fragrance. i swear all the ones i buy disappear after 30 mins
>>224776077You'll always be brown
willy hurts from playing with it too muchno woke pride parade and charity drive for me though
Eaten most of my slop and now I don't feel great
Might watch Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
>>224776068aftershave is for your face, cologne is for your body
>>224776043Wear deodorant, niggaWear deodorant, nigga
>>224776140Ngmi fucking your girlfriend whenever she wants or fucking her friends all in one go
>>224775900the best show host
>>224776154Whoda thunk it
zante is that dry right noo even the seagulls are lookin at us like we're the absolute scuffiest bams on earth>>224776066nae luck pal mine tasted like crushed paracetamol an wall filler
>>224776068not a big fan of the word "tits" but let's be honest here>shag, chebs, fit, arse, minge, wank, spaff, willy, tuppence, bollocksit's like they went out of their way to make sex as unappealing as possible in british english
>>224776187>>224776180
picked up some books at the thrift shoppe
Rorke's favourite flash game
apart from top gear and grand designswhat are some other brittish staples of TV that we non anglos should enjoy?
>>224776154That video is right .crazy we have all these flavours next to each other in the same building and we looked at it and said hmm no I'm not happy without 12 billion immigrants
>>224776199aye mate still tripping pure baws, tried to chin a lamp post thinkin it wis a bouncer an aw, zante's proper gubbed
>>224776173my what and her whats
>>224776191no one actually says tuppence other than autists on /r9k/ btw
>>224776207remember the one with bin ladenoh come mr talibanfunny
>>224776169good movie. i saw some of the movie sets at a museum in lyon last year and i've meaning to rewatch it
>>224776224get your fucking willy out for john mcglynn
>>224776208You don't have emmerdale?
>>224776109
>>224776205*resettles spectacles on nose*
cold pizza is direpizza reheated in the air fryer for four minutes is better than it was raw
>>224776231This was a favourite of mine too, I think the terrorists you should were IRA militants lol, might have been a pre-9/11 game
>>224776240away and bile yer head min, me baws are frozen solid out here wi this seal and boggin gear
>>224776205makes me want to go to hay on wye again
>>224776227Me as the dog (no couples)
pizza is nice at any temp I think
>>224776237Damn I'm surprised someone has actually watched it, even more that they have the sets still up
>>224776030these people have ruined the second hand clothing market
Cold pizza is even better than warm pizza
>>224776254love cold, leftover pizza for brekky
some lovely autumn days coming up
>>224776262you are seething
Brazil anon complaining that "bollocks" aren't sexy enough, or having a wank and spaffing on his boyfriends face isn't erotic
>>224776288Seriously, so good
can you open up a manhole and get water out of the pipes?
poo. that's it, just poo.
>>224776253Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' bookRead a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' bookRead a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' bookRead a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' bookR-E-A-D, A, B-O, O-KR-E-A-D, A, B-O, O-KR-E-A-D, A, B-O, O-KR-E-A-D, A, B-O, O-K
>>224776154live your mythos in /brit/
Weather is getting cold now, time to do perch and roach fishing, wearing my cold weather clothes and making a large flask of tea. Coming home and then having a nice deep hot bath. Cozy as fuck
Suggestions for the next general theme?
>>224775868Cheesed to meet you.
really have had a shite day today. need wanking off pronto
>>224776341'sa
>>224776030Imagine being allowed to use seal clubs to bash women's heads in? They would talk less and society would be better off today
>>224776324what My Mom's a Slag by A. Yank Cunt?
geet up charva
>>224776319there's not water in manholesbut you can get into the service panels (small square holes) and pull out the access pipe from there
>>224776319thats where the poo water goes so yes
>>224776205I tried taking american gods to a couple of charity shops but they wouldn't take it which felt a bit silly
>>224776246never ever heard of emmerdale
>>224776296>>224776337fuck you
Should I order pizza or fish and chips for takeaway tonight?
>>224776341Tits
>>224776341get the debbie harry gf edish on the go
>>224776180>nae luck pal mine tasted like crushed paracetamol an wall fillerhow much did you pay? was it from an alvanos?
>>224776349hi
'sapoppingtons
>>224776306rattled
>>224776133project on
detest people who breed animals for profit
I think having my home office PC setup be the same as my casual PC setup isn't a good idea. spend so much time in the same place. but it also seems stupid and wasteful to have two complete separate PC setups.Maybe I should buy a laptop that I can chill on the couch with, or is that the consooomer in me talking?
>>224776396I'm brown thats how I know you are, dipshit
>>224776387baps this dangerous should be regulated
>>224776361this is what im looking for thanks, do I need any special equipment or is it literally just pulling out the access pipe
>>224776296chuking it down rn and it's lovely
>>224776403i mean why would you not buy a laptoptheyre better than desktops in every conceivable way
>>224776410boooooo
>>224776359Are you sniffing tipex and looking at your sonic figurine >>224776373Pov: emotional support dog training (which could of saved her)>>224776403You should commit suicide for the betterment of society
anyone get some pokemon cards?
>>224776410oh no no no lmao
I'm actually a very odd looking personI look in the mirror I just look weirdmany of my features are exaggerated and I have a weird combination of masculine and feminine featuresmy expressions are also very weirdno wonder I'm a virgin
greeks when they spot a cat: ψψψψψψψ
>>224776399*breeds your mum for free*
>>224776410s
>>224776394I accused you first
>>224776403I have Macbook for work and and my old Lenovo (windows 7) for youtube and 4chan
come mr taliban hand over bin laden
>>224776424its not tipex lad it's foot fungus spray, employed woman sent me it and said it might help
>>224776403I have a laptop but I end up posting on /brit/ while I'm watching tele. 2 screens on the go for toil then 2 screens on the go until bed. no way to live
>>224776428No. *Starts dry humping u*
sitting here in zante starin at a stray dug chewin on a crisp packet while me shoes melt into the tar, proper cultural experience this>>224776390cost us about a tenner and a packet o disco biscuits aff some greek lad named sakis, tasted like battery acid and despair
>>224776446instaboner when your cousin looks at you like this
>>224776415ill be honest with you pal i don't really knowbut while hometoiling i watched two blokes do some magic with a hole in the road and made a pipe come out of it, from there they made water come out of it for some purposehope that helps
country's history will be split between pre and post Noah Woods now
>>224776435So many cats in Greece, I love it.
>>224776428yeah I got a 30th anniversary boxgoing to open it with my brother
noah is a dire name
>>224776477alysa looks better now
>>224776468You wear a lot of cologne by chance?
>>224776477liu deng
>>224776483cats are rude assholes
>>224776483any lions?
>>224776483Lovely berg :)
>>224776485Open up your wrists all over the tile walling and die nigga
>>224776483who is this diva
sittin on a pebbly greek beach tryin to scrape tar aff me oxters while some local dug pisses on me boot, pure holiday bliss>>224775874aw right wee man askin for jokes while yer stuck indoors sniffin glue, go ask yer maw if she's got a spare spare gaff first
>>224776477imagine that minx spinning around on the ice
You can stop crying now loooool
>>224776254reheated in a covered frying pan on the stove is the best way, makes the bottom crispy and remelts the cheese
>>224776518gay retard
>>224776464oh you bought speed? that makes sense, we used to have super strong speed here and we called it cat piss cause that how it smelled but it was insane
>>224776505would rather just open the pokemon cards to be honest
>>224776518r rubes gone sexual??
W India
Halloumi and veggies for brekky methinks
>>224776518
>>224776518I fucking love pink vag
man u the shittest team in the world
>>224776518Lucy Letby the fuck you doing?
>>224776526Is that your sister or something? What's gay about her
>manure
6'5 virgin me
>>224776520jai hind
cat piss speed sounds like a step up fae the plaster dust an battery acid ah'm currently scrapin aff me teeth out here in this greek oven>>224776534aye pure cat pish is right min, felt like me heid wis turnin inside oot in this heat
>>224776547t. arq dog Adopted by rich white woman
just turned hte lights off
need Motherless back xx
>>224776424>Pov
>>224776584I wish
i look like this
>>224776518jannys deleted this but i've naughtily looked at it on the archivejanny, i've seen everything
>>224776500no but I saw wild goats>>224776503>>224776506just a neighbourhood cat in the village, super pretty >>224776580to this day it's the best speed I've ever tried and I've tried a lot, you could smell it from my pocket
>>224776534i remember mephedrone
>>224776278what it's a well known movie i thought. i love historical dramas. the movie set is in a museum that has all kinds of random movie sets and props, and also a bunch of little miniature model sets. if you ever go to lyon which is a beautiful city it's worth checking out
>>224776580disnae make nae sense
>>224776587'
>>224776587dirty old man
>>224776614aye well yer pocket speed smells like a pure boggin boot compared tae this Greek dug pish ah'm roastin in, wind yer neck in min
had to put half my meal in the fridge since im sleep deprived and eating more would knock me out
he's seen that pink pussy you dirty janny bastards. he's seen it all
>>224776640alri limmy
>>224776630nae wonder yer pure greeting aboot it min, go gargle some mair battery acid and gie's peace wi yer greetin
>>224776616is that how mephedrone smells?
cant wait to look at my fit body in the gym changing rooms and think about how i'd shag myself silly
OwO Who are the people outside my house??*Bark*
>>224776657
>>224776680ktwnbm
>>224776670al chib yer dug ye wee cunt
isn't all pussy pink?
>>224776679yeah fuckin stinks, i remember it was everywhere when i was like 15
>>224776682thought that was gazza from the thumbnail
>>224776696mums is all brown
whos pussy was it
Fuck sake starting to get into Catholicism again
>>224776700moaty, its megazza ive seen it all
get it made
>>224776711why?
>>224776713mine;)
>>224776717
>>224776679tinypurplenub
>>224776697I don't think I've ever tried it but who knows, here the mafia drug dealers don't allow other drugs than the ones they are producing
bnew>>224776443>>224776443>>224776443
NEW>>224776758>>224776758>>224776758
>>224776691mon then ye soft wee bampot, I'll send ye standard delivery back tae yer nan wi a broken gob
>>224776716why is that bad?
