katie edition
she cute
Morning team hope everyone is well and happy today. I'm up early as the gardening man is here to do the garden
>>224786481kek
it’s sad because it’s actually true which is insane if you really think about it
Auszilian melty due
This is still a seal edish, woe betide anyone whom doesn't seal
>>224786473Seen a video of her getting her lovely big tits out
>>224786483Is that patois for a lover coming by to shag you?
>>224786506this photo made me extremely emotional
>>224786462the caltonian is today's winner. been tracking it for a while but seems like a lot of people see what I see as I backed it yesterday at 12/1 and it's now 5/1
>>224786518No I pay someone to mow the lawns and pull up the weeds
looked up my recruiter on linkedin
>>224786526why dont you address what he just said to you
I've made a mistake that's too difficult to explain, but basically I forgot to record/lost some data points for my thesis project and it made 70 days of work worth nothing and I have to start over and I am extremely upset and disappointed in myself.
>>224786501funny animal
>>224786473why do they do it>>224786505where did you see that
>>224786525Why?
whatever you’re expecting this link to be, you’re wronghttps://x.com/brandnewwcoupe/status/2081912532785041842?s=46
>>224786533Me on the left
>>224786533Why does she look so fucking Australian
>>224786540I can't tell you sorry
>>224786505i saw that, she had a nice pair
>>224786553thatd be the vaguely down syndromey look
Got 4 pet cats me
>>224786498>WhiteFunny way to spell Indian
>>224786533Bitch always talking about sum on smoko so leave me alone
Does the order in which you do exercise in the gym matter like
rorke busy studying for his BTEC in noncery
>>224786566imagine the smell
>>224786536Ask your hell angel neighbour to help you with his computer skills
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>>224786566i just know you fucking reek of cat piss
>>224786527;)
>>2247865412008, before social media on smart phones, when british towns were actually british, when you met up friends at the bridge and did stuff outside, when everything wasn't so fucking grim
mums out to the store time to wank
>>224786620
>>224786620True but also I took that photo 2 weeks ago 5 mins from my house, it's just an old camera that can't handle a date past 2021
>>224786620Yes uncle how are we
>>224786620You were a child you fucking cretin, antisocial media still existed in 2008 and people still do shit outside
Reform UK? Personally I prefer Rehabilitate Albion, they support the traditional latin mass, took a lot of guts and moxy
Morning gentlemen
>>224786533Big boy in the back!
>>224786654For me it's Reclaim UK, they are the real deal
>>224786620My friends and I went on tons of outdoor adventures in high school and that was circa 2016-2018.My cousin is 14 and he does stuff outside with his friends every day.I think you just miss being younger
>>224786646you're a tadpole
>>224786589>>224786614Cats don't smell unlike dogs
>>224786652lol lil zoomer bro you have no fucking ideain 2008 we had myspace but it wasn't on everyone's fucking phone and didn't have an ai slop algorithm
Who the hell asked the yank for his opinion?
my life be like
>>224786620there's something else coinciding with 2008 that completely fucked things for everyone
see it say it sort it
>>224786684I was in university in 2008 you fucking retard
Shan't be contained
>>224786713so was i. shut the fuck up.
>>224786620Ah yes 2008 famously a great and optimistic year for this country
my life a horror movie
woke up through the night with this really bad burning churning grinding pain feeling in my stomach. mostly gone now but feel like utter shit. drinking career may be ending i cant sit through that every night
>>224786672What about Renovate Britannia? Or Recreate British Isles?
The victor standing tall (blobmaxxing)
unc got nostaglic over a shitty photo some anon says he took within the last two weeksnostalgia summed up really isn't itnever look back, if you look back you die
>>224786694No one did. I delivered it unprompted.Want to hear another opinion?I am a fan of English and Irish people, and also Scottish people. Welsh people are okay.
>>224786620>when british towns were actually britishHuh when did this stop? Did they move to France or something?
The Poonited Cuckdom of Small Shitain and Poorthern Direland
>>224786753Soooo true
Scfratching my arsehool and licking the poo off
>>224786742We don’t care nigga in the sea you go
>>224786772Nice ai slop
Legalise all drugs, why not
italian milk
>>224786783It’s not ai it’s real
>>224786798Why not zoidberg?
>>224786801dont like these shitty lip syncing videos. just take a photo
>>224786801I mean those are fucking massive tbf
>>224786809take me back
I literally took it this year
>>224786835me in the glass
>>224786678Highly performative post.
>>224786809>>224786643which camera?
FORGET your HeightDick sizeFacial featuresIntrovert/extrovertHairlineAnd everything elseThe ONLY thing that matter is money, if you get money everything else falls into place none of that other shit matters
>>224786801if i looked like this my life would be different
>>224786865YWNBAW
>>224786846I don't think it is, but I guess I did kind of brush aside his feelings. He is in the right to be nostalgic for a different time.
Wanking to August Ames’ cremated pussy.
>>224786857First camera that was less than 15 quid on ebay, it's a Kodak EasyShare of some kind but which I couldn't tell youThey're not particularly good photos but I like the "vibe" if you will allow me the 15 year old girl speak
LUCY LETBY USES PSYCHIC POWERS TO LURE 3 YEAR OLD NOAH WOODS INTO LAKE WHERE HE DROWNS
>>224786860diegos existence disproves this theory
>>224786881Disgusting how she's still getting away with this
will noahs parents or whatever relative was "watching" him at the park be charged for being a slack bastard
>>224786877
>>2247868092008mong tearing up at the sight of this
>>224786772>Scots siding with Argentina over England Banter's one thing but Scots take their English hate well beyond mental illness and into absurdity.
>>224786860money is a necessary prerequisite but i think a lot of you forget that there are also tall, big dicked, handsome, extroverted men with a full set of hair. Just world fallacy makes people think that if someone excels in one area they must suck in others, meanwhile in reality every good trait is strongly correlated both positively and negative with every other good trait.
>>224786924
Right well
>>224786717Shut your gob you cretin.
>>224786945are you the alcoholic or brown "irish" poster?
>>224786772LMAO done him like a burger
>>224786860false i'm a millionaire and an incel
Considering the common snipe
>>224786958all irish are spiritually brown alcoholics
>>224786958the greek schizocunt's been here for like 8 years and has never once managed a single worthwhile/funny post
>>224786935they're so pathetic lmao>ree english football fans are racist and scummy therefore we hate them*looks at argentinian fans and players*
>>224786933You meant this>>224786924
>>224786991i tried to have a good faith conversation with him about his views and he no matter how polite and considerate of his opinions i was he always just responded angrily and insulted me
Macklemore dunked on the Jews
>>224787009it’s crazy how redpilled normgroids are now
Supposed to do lunch break gymtoil today but motivation levels are at an all time low. May just fuck it off and aim to do runtoil tomorrow instead.
>>224787008Just how he isHe's a parasite who travelled across Europe to get the best benefits possible so he's got a vested interest in defending his retarded beliefs
>>224787045meanwhile your oneitis is getting blacked
>>224787008it's that insufferable combination of clueless autist with a massive undeserved ego. worst of both worlds
>>224786935We don’t care. Falklands belong to Argentina cry about it faggot
>>224787020not really considering many of them now worship muslims.
i'm thinking of applying to monzo but i have monzo account and they could easily look up my name and see what i spend my money on (gambling, bargain booze, vape shops, onlyfans)
>>224787057>Falklands belong to Argentinahs?
i have a deep darkness inside of me.... :/
>>224786995>Congolese warlord who taught child soldiers to use rape as a weapon of war>"we're all fae somewhere!">Their English cousin from 120 miles away>"ACH IT'S MY MORTAL ENEMY LONGSHANKS COME TO TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!... *votes against independence*
Quite funny to see conservatives in genera still talking about birth rates when AGI is imminent, they are irrelevant Completely useless and dead ideology
>>224787072It’s 8000 miles away from Britain that’s why
>>224787065maybe you need a mongo account for that
scottish niggas love larping as oppressed victims as if there aren't 500,000 different towns in the anglosphere colonies with scottish namesodd lot aren't they
>>224787008Shut up cunt
>>224787052Well I hope not, she's supposed to be working from home and keeping an eye on dogberg. If she's shirking her duties I'll be most displeased.
going to buy a vintage umbro jacket and walk around pretending its 2006
>>224787094who is this post even for
>>224787099so?
>>224787065You should apply for mongo instead hahaha
>>224787057Why would I be crying about something that is provably not true? If you don't want to be part of the British nation whose people fought and died for those islands then you should've voted for independence.
>>224787101Done him
>>224787114remember having a good one as a kid
>>224787122it's 10:55am on a thursday in ireland what the fuck do you even do for a living
>>224787122Too slow, didn't do him
the scottish are cowards instead of embracing their colonial past they have tried to slip through the net with the irish pretending to be blameless victims
>>224787081Geez, they do live rent free in your head eh?
Shoving handfuls of shit up my own arse
Considering breaking up with my Scottish gf over all this independence lark
i actually remember talking about the recession in 2008 with other students and everyone agreeing it wasn't really affecting usour accommodation was locked at £400 a month and we had our loans. food prices didn't really go up and you could still get a pint for £3
>>224787153own your goy arse
>>224787189I went to uni in 2009 and it was a good time for it, 3 years of fucking about and getting paid for it and then things had started to sort themselves out by the time I finished.
>>224787189You must be nearly 40 nowFucking HELL
alcohol is the nigger of drugs
>>224787102They were forced to colonise the world under the British empire ruled by the English so if you think about it they're basically like the African slaves that worked in the cotton and sugar plantations that Glasgow NEVER benefited from, not one bit. William Wallace.
Colbie, what does DTFIC stand for
>>224787153He's on benefitsHe travelled across Europe to get the best benefits he couldAnd the morons in here gave him the advice he used
>>224787153>it's 10:55amDid you have to google that?
>>224787213WATCH: Child has mind blown at the concept of time and it's passage (wholesome)
wonder what the oldest poster is here, i'd go 50w
>>224787213well done you can do basic maths
everything is fucking fucked, its over, its all fucking over
can robots take over all the jobs and let us just rot on ubi already, i want to smoke weed and play video games all day not toil away on this stupid fucking laptop
Soon as you reach 35 you should be booted off the internet
>>224787241rupert lowe visits daily
>>224787129I did
(john lennon voice)>>224787219
Israel
>>224787246
>>224787239>>224787242obviously being here at any age is terrible but i don't even want to think about how badly a man must've fucked his life up to still feel like he belongs on 4chan at 30+
>>224787266But most Scots didn't, which means you're not just considered a freak by the English but also by other Scots. Many of whom I assume are reasonable people.
>>224787229how did i miss this i have been here since before 2018 when he apparently started posting
>>224787081unfathomably mentally ill post
>>224787294we doing this again? YOU are the pathetic one wasting your youth on 4chan
>>224787300Are you still acting as if 55/45 isn’t extremely close result
>>224787294>he belongs on 4chan at 30+4chan is an unc site lil bro. if you're here at 20 you fucked up. you should be on tiktok with the other zoomzooms
Was clearing out my work emails and deleting ones I didn't need and filing others into folders but then I got bored and had hundreds left so I've just deleted them all. Doubt there's anything important in there, if there is someone will chase it up. Lovely and freeing.
>>224787271SHITE JINGLING
>>224787309He was in the UK for a while as wellHe's an utter waster
>>224787316bit of evening shitposting at 8pm on a weeknight never killed anyone mate you're here at fucking 11 in the morning
tommy robinsteins protege leaving court this morning don’t think he got the memo
>>224787375scream
>>224787375Will never be able to handle the turkey teeth look
truth is no one should be here
I imagine being in prison for life is actually strangely freeing. It’s all over, there’s no bills to worry about, no uncertainty and anxiety about the future.
>>224787354familiar with working from home?also you're here all night don't like all the aussies here are insane neet incels
>>224787325i am kek 4chan probably isn't even in my top 5 most used sites
>>224787375Who the fuck is this
>>224787381This is true wisdom
>>224787389could you please phrase your post in a grammatically correct way i’m not sure quite what you mean
born in 2002, what are they putting in the water?
>>224787402Ryan ferguson Loves IsraelLoves IndiansLoves the third worldHATES ISLAMIC MUSLAMIC BOAT MIGRANTS #saveourkids
>>224787423no idea what this post means she looks like a 24 year old to mei can't tell if your'e saying she looks younger or older than thati guess her skin is quite good but you also dont know if photoshop is used etcif you meant 2012, then yes i dont think she looks 14 that is crazy
>>224787381i wonder what went so terribly wrong in all of our lives to end up here. I know what it was for me, but what about all of you?
>>224787389no doubt some of us are like that but i'm not one of themface it unc you wouldn't have even replied to me in the first place if some part of you wasn't bothered by the fact that you're still here after all these years
>>224787409no cba arguing with a kid with infantile beliefs about growing up
>>224787423Reckon this is why zoomies have such a terrible outlook on aging Previous generations didn't really care because they looked normal, this generation look in the mirror at 24, see a 35 year old staring back and freak out so start calling their 3 year older brother uncle
Nothing matters anymore. We're mere months away from the biggest round of layoffs in English history. I haven't done a full workday in over a year at this point. I just tell Codex to lookup my assigned tasks and plan a solution. After a quick skim of what it came up with, I instruct Codex to apply the solution. It obliges, and works faster than I ever could.So I say this: hunker down, stock up and prepare. You aren't ready for what's coming.
>>224787448funny someone is trying to tell you not to waste your life on the internet and you seethe
>>224787458
Seeing some of the retarded shit some of these Christians comes out with actually pushes me away from god
rorke: go woke go broke!!!!!!!!!baldurs gate III: erm... you were saying rorke?rorke: *silent*
>>224787461some of us are actually somewhat capable of self regulation lad don't assume we all waste our entire lives hereproject on
>>224787458>i've made myself useless to my employee and now im seething about itdone yourself there aint ya chum>>224787475such as?this apply to atheist nonsense too or are you all aboard that insanity?
>>224787458>stock upon what>preparefor what>You aren't ready for what's comingwhat's cominc
>>224787485re-read this post and figure out your contradiction >>224787294if you can't your IQ is literally below 80 and i'm afraid i can't help you
>Bro being on 4chan is so bad, like its such a grim site, if you're here, you fucked up in your life somehow, or you're some sort of loser like the rest of us. Anyone who thinks 4chan is just for incels, neets and undesirables is a fucking retard. I would go far as to say the ratio of normal people to genuine freaks and weirdos is higher here than reddit. Seethe all you want, but I would describe my life as pretty normal and well-adjusted, I use 4chan because I like to goof around, shitpost and discuss topics I like. I bet theres people who's entire time on 4chan is talking about hiking, or cooking or music. Also I dont need to make an account on 4chan to post which is nice.
Just in case it wasn't obvious, so called "NEET Protectors of the White Race" immediately formed an alliance with the biomass as soon as their bennies were threatened. They're in this thread too btw.
>>224787496absolute state of this cope
>>224786897truth nuke, if you have money but you're an evil spiteful ugly little toad your life will be abysmal
Rorke is a bitch ass nigga
>>224787497ktim, voted labor for my bennies
>>224787496It's funny seeing the Australian zoomer acting like he's above this site like "just a bit of shitposting in the evening ya know don't really come here much x" but you can sense he is desperately lying to himself.
>>224787381someday
>>224787458and what happens if you have a real job?
>>224787496vgp
I MISS MY FUCKING DRUGS IT HAS BEEN 49 FUCKING DAYS
>>224787495not seeing any contradiction at all mate 4chan is like a pub. some of us pop in for an hour or two and some people (probably you) basically live here. both are detrimental in the same way but to different degrees. its not rocket surgery
I'm very normal. Got a wife and a mortgage and a good number of friends I see regularly, get on well with my colleagues and can easily make smalltalk with strangers. I just really enjoy shitposting and you can't do that on social media because then my friends could see it, and it's shit on reddit now because the site is filled with children and bots. So here I am, making all of your lives a little brighter. You're welcome.
tried to wank to ai chatbots and got dissapointed again award
>>224787514Absolute state of this projection, you say cope but you say nothing about denying what I said.There's people on /v/ who just want to shit post and talk about video games with no attachment to an account where they can have organic and original thoughts because said lack of account to be tied back to.
>>224787550Manual labour? Well you're getting replaced by biomass in the short term, Chinese robots in the long term.You're fucked.
>>224787565>not seeing any contradiction at all matelow iq confirmed. stop replying to me i don't care about you or your opinions on the matter
>>224787570On the bright side this is a fairly unique award that I have zero chance of ever gaining.
>>224787569Well you definitely can shitpost on social media but the weirdos who do that act like they're special for doing it
if you're a young man posting here then you've completely fucked it sorry
>>224787570I'm too lazy for itAt this point I just tell the AI about the scenarios I'd put it in if I weren't so lazy
>>224787496>>224787582you're arguing with a brick wall lad they'll never admit it
>>224787616too late
oh fuck up you old cunt id kick you up and down the stairs in your care home
>>224787589how did you manage to miss the entire second line of my post it was like 3 times longer than the first
I’m unlovable everyone hate me
£700/month
>>224787496Shut up mate
AI is just another middle menwhy does modern life require so many fucking middle men?
I'm a skinnyfat 29 year old 5'9" KHHV with a detached 3 bedroom house, a mortgage, no gf (not ever), no mates (since 2015), no prospects, no memories, no career, semi-retired, ISA millionaire, can't drive, ugly, balding. I'm wouldn't say I'm "normal".
>>224787582>/v/>organic and original thoughtsi'm not otherwise invested in this conversation but come on now
>>224787652you dont want to associate with retards so bullet dodged
>>224787587Loool, no chance
>>224787664everything is indian
>>224787652>bothering with online dating as a male in The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Six
>>224787652lmao i would have made her feel stupid
>>224787664i dont know any Als
>>224787612Mustn't reveal your power level
>>224787582Probably could have picked a better board than /v/ as an example considering it's full to bursting with schizos, nonces and mongs
>>224787665get on grindr
e = mc2 + AI
>>224787665i used to want to try becoming financially independent you but without my job i would have nobody to talk to apart from you lot
>>224787686Lost cause, when people are that thick they're incapable of comprehending how thick they are.
>>224787716i love dumb girls, bimbo types who think the capital of england is england city
It’s so cruel that you can just take a pill and all your problems will go away for a little while, but if you take those pills regularly it fucking ruins your life
>>22478769685
>>224787735clonazepam
>>224787707I never spoke to anyone at work so once I got the opportunity to leave and do my own thing I jumped at it
>>224787569:D
>>224787735paracetamol
>>224787652Shouldn't have apologised after that second message
beating a dead horse now i know but 4chan hasn't been a secret virgin club since like, 2010, this site's entire mythos that some of you try to uphold is based on an outdated ideal that hasn't existed for yearshave discussed using it with irl friends who are far more well adjusted by myself on more than a few occasions. plenty of normies nowadays know that /fit/ created zyzz, /mu/ created anthony fantano, etc
>>224787732My sister in law is like this, she's incredible because she literally can't name who the prime minister is but is the manager of an estate agent and makes fuck loads more money than me. Lot of fun to get drunk with, would absolutely hate to live with her.
Rorke helping himself to a teaspoon of Calpol
>>224787656Location location location
>>224787788good for her
>>224787784think it's when and if you were to discuss this specific general that you'd be outed as a freaklike trying to explain heatherpaedo and mousenonce to them
roakey pops
rorke sucking a butter menthol when he isn't even sick
>>224787784well, we're good at inventing memes
might have a single can of 440ml beer, yes I've gone off the rails
>>224787807>So Rorke is, um, a collective hallucination? A fictional character? Anyway he doesn't like the boat people very much.
i wouldnt dream of telling my normie mates about this place.4chan never comes up and i dont think any of them know about it really but if i were to say anything it would be i that i sometimes look at /tv/ or /v/ for reccs.
wish i could afford to live alone but i can't because of boomers and indians and that
>>224787788>she literally can't name who the prime minister isTo be fair it changes every six months and makes zero difference
>>224787807yh could never defend this shithole LOL
>>224787828>and theres someone who makes several of these rorke posts a day? every day? for the last decade?
>>224787788she's focusing on the right skills not knowing names of irrelevant users
Might eat some crackers with mild cheddar
>>224787832Oh yeah you'd have to be mental, it's alright to know what it is but talking about it in depth or volunteering that you post here is a good way to make people think you're a big megaracist or pedo. Literally 20 year old memes about not revealing your power level still apply.
>>224787847>What, you post with a guy who talks about raping dogs all day? Weird...
used to be able to neck whiskey and vodka straight from the bottle with no chaser but if i tried that now i'd chunder instantly, and yet my alcohol tolerance is the highest it's ever been
Filling Fantano with lead like a cavityHe tweeting all day with mad vanityI get the pistol and handle him handilyI just made it how it had to beIf I was Fantano I'd be suicidalI'd be like Kurt, with my lips on a rifleIf I was Fantano, I'd get me a rifleI'll kill Fantano, right hand on the BibleFuck Fantano 'cause that nigga sucks
>>224787878fucked that thing behind the Asda one time
>>224787832/fit/ and its memes are also mainstream as fuck especially after the bodybuilding forums closed, sometimes i see people calling each other dyels and shit in tiktok comment sections
>>224787798It's the cheapest flat in the entire town
fuck wrong with this nigga
Rebirth.
Ya know, if it isn't for the freedoms and democracy the UK government is slowly eroding everyday, the UK would be an absolute tin pot soviet hell holeIn fact, if it isn't for London and the value of the financial activity, the rest of the UKs GDP would be Moldova
>>224787878The antipodean have gone mad
>>224787878just saluted and shed a single tear at my screen
>>224787909Blud is 14 going on 40
ting when I roll up in my Mazda MX-5
we should remove the border force and let every single immie in
4chan is mostly just normal lads these days. characters like emmayank, ziedy and heathergod
>>224787753>own thingwhat do you do? are you happy? being unemployed i think i would spend all day online and become even more mental
>>224787913>the rest of the UKs GDP would be Moldovaif only. then we wouldnt have the country flooded with 'mass
>>224787907
>>224787909Can't take this guy seriously because he genuinely just looks like some autistic child playing dress up
>>224787931might get one of these with the pop up headlights
AHHHHHGHGHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>224787909This is what the guy that posts about wearing leather shoes and getting clues looks like
Wank of England
>>224787866definitely truth to this but it really depends on the crowd big difference nowadays between e.g. facebook normies and instagram normies, the latter are quite a bit more internet-poisoned at this point
Commonwealth Wank
yeah i lift
>>224787939>what do you do?I run affiliate marketing websites.>are you happy?No, but my unhappiness stems from life passing me by and never experiencing anything. Nothing to do with my work.
>>224787976Ed Sheeran going around saying fuck Palestine is it Or is he being a cowardly little twat sacking some dickhead then saying nothing about it
>>224788004nice roid dick
>>224788004all those muscles and still a twp there’s a lesson here
>>224788013He kicked Macklemore of his tour because he said free Palestine
>>224787964
>>224787913Thatcher sacrificed her reputation to make it so. She bet the farm on london and now its paying out they toil 80 hour weeks over there so that the rest of the country can leech off them. Not to say everyone from london makes the same contribution, theres many a neer do well living for £200 a month in a council flat in the barbican beside someone whos paying £2k a month privatelyReally the financebros and bankers get a bad rep when you consider how much we get out of them
>>224787976Stopped listening to this twat after it's been revealed he's a zionist grifter
free palestine? where can i get one?
>>224788049That was revealed about 10 years ago mate
>>224788051>>224788051
>>224788023could you please stop being chinese just for one day
>>224787735Profound wisdom. Must have gained growing up it in your bogan trailer park.