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AI is good actually

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!!!!!!!

>>224791722
unfortunately canned rum is among the worst inventions in the history of the world

Ketflix

Wonder how many degrees of separation I am from another /brit/ poster

Not inconceivable that some of us have mutual friends

>>224791721
you're a clown
>>224791717
i wonder what's more damning of their soul, that they do this, or that they think it's "ok" to do this and post about it.

>>224791717
How mentally ill do you have to be to have a fetish like this?

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They've really done us this time lads

>>224791744
Pour it into a glass then

rorke as soon as he spawns in on gta 6 and sees a brown npc

https://youtu.be/B0MslYif9iQ?si=WFEGn5B2vVb-tD8s&t=39

>>224791751
We could be related

just had black jehovahs witnesses knock on my door. always thought that was a racist denomination

if i was a final fantasy character I'd be steiner

>>224791754
AI is good as a force multiplier for information and it is only luddites who disagree

>>224791744
Oh look at Mr. RICH CUNT over here

WE TRYNA SEE A HUNNID BANDS IN OUR FACE

making an arrangement

Madri, mates, men's mental health.

>>224791788
Nah I've both known and seen black ones, you're probably thinking of Mormons

>>224791773
i'll pour you into a glass

women with big boobys .com

hey man look at me rocking out i'm on the radio

trying to understand why someone would just go and live in Alaska

People who are against CANZUK because of geographical distances seem to not have that issue when it comes to Canada being an associate member of the EU

didn't know mousey was a plumber

>>224791849
My cousin did that. Hold on... alaska

>>224791849
to get away from the pozzed troonpilled clonworld and have a bit of peace

>>224791829
SOVL

just been keelhauled

Reform the party that wants Britain OUT of the ECHR and never stop fucking whinging about it tried to stop the press reporting the arrest of its Welsh leader by invoking Article 8 of the ECHR

>>224791785
For your sake, I hope not

do you think a woman could ever learn to love

>>224791889
ok

im exactly 22.2 years old today

>>224791849
It's shit. A lot of the people who choose to live there are mentally ill unironically
T.served there

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get the turds sucked

>>224791918
Thank you for your cervix sir thank you for protecting America freedoms sir semper fi brotherman

>>224791929
>>224791974

>>224791968
>Semper fi
I was not a crayon eater thank god

>>224791974
Paula Radcliffe would be proud

>>224791974
corrrrr

>>224791974
what have australians contributed to the world?

>70% of computer science jobs are in upper management

brutal for graduates

pilchards for tea

>>224791974
why not just go to the toilet? they don't normally report hyrox winners so she is only famous for soiling herself. are foids that desperate for attention?

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>>224792021

>>224791903
no clue but as long as she can cook and clean everything is gonna be alri

>>224791974
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's diarrhea on her pants already, mom's spaghetti

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>>224791974

>>224792053
not reading that, will assume theyve contributed nothing

>>224792047
Hyroxers are mentally ill

why does it take 3 months

>>224791795
actually poeple who have iqs over 90 but you do you hun

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>>224792080
Yes, you and your iq of 91

it's been 3 years since university and i've still failed to get a job in my degree or one that needed a degree

employers probably think it's worthless by now and maybe they're right idk

> Right-wing extremist who called for 'killing small boat migrants' is jailed

>>224792084
they made a documentary about her...

>>224792084
she really was fucking dire

>>224792098
rhater have 91 than 90
u = done

Getting waxed in a couple of days and have been on nofap for the week because I like being nice and rock hard for her the entire time but I'm feeling tingly down there and genuinely worried I might cum the second she starts fondling it.

can't wait to start wearing my winter coat

>>224792084
the other one just vibing is better than her whole set

reading about the empire of japan. strange blokes

>>224792125
you can't even fucking spell

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>>224792098
95 actually

>>224792108
You and 90% of other grads.

>>224792145
i'd be more worried about that not happening that sounds like the dream

>>224792145
Ok

>>224792084
IN THIS HOUSE RAYGUN IS A HERO, END OF STORY

>>224792166
na, all my friends from university have decent jobs

>>224792156
refuse of the low iq redditarian
WHY DIDNT US PELL CHECK UR 4cHANNERINO POOSTT

have the highest verbal iq here

got a semi during an sti test a few years ago

>>224792154
Ok

have an anal IQ of 174

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>>224791929
NOOO

>>224792145
What if its a he

>>224792189
Do you see what you're saying

this is the 5th post ive made in this thread

rorke the typa nigga to sit on a park bench holding a newspaper with eye holes cut in it

>>224792192
yeah? what of it? want a fucking medal or something?

>>224792219
yup, i have eyes.

>>224792169
Nah I don't know if she'd go for it. She's a cute black woman and she doesn't really point out that I routinely get hard. I actually want to keep going there so I don't want to cum and make it weird. If she wanted to make a move I'd be receptive to anything of course, but I don't wanna be the perv that just came all over her without warning.

>>224792211
It's a she, she's the sole worker and owns the place. As if I'd pay to have a bloke do me over.

Should I go back to university and get a masters degree?

IDK maybe or maybe not

>>224792285
grow up

just got called unc then pedo in a game

because i don't like sound a 12 year old i guess

>>224792244
you're already a perv mate

rorke the typa nigga to escape in a hot air balloon just as his arch-nemesis leftypol bursts into his lair

>>224792306
scrte

wonder when we'll get a post by a british flag

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rorke the typa nigga to don one of these bad boys and get some snoooooork bibibibibii sleep

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Touch me
How can it be
Believe me
The sun always shines on TV

>>224792303
I know that, but I don't want to come across as one, or at least as much of a perv as I actually am. A guy getting hard at the wax clinic is just like giving a compliment, pervy but almost more insulting not to. Cumming everywhere? Reckon that's a bit much.

Rangeban mousenonce

>>224792244
just give her the oh my god im so sorry this never happens treatment
women like it it makes them feel sexy

>>224792342
scmierwmfidsa

not a fan of bullying mousey

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>>224792353

had an iq around 140 once but i abused so many drugs it's probably dipped into the 80s or so

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I mean...

rorke the typa nigga to use protection prayers

>>224792379
silently rapes you

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>>224792342
walking down the hallway at night with one of these to empty his chamber pot

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nice day out on the course. first 9 done

>>224792379
had the highest when we were doing that test 95iqlad posts but I'm a mentally-ill NEET it doesn't mean anyhting

>>224792380
got the japanese subtitles on for some reason

>>224792403
fugging shid roarrringg

>>224792403
LMAO

>>224792380
one on the lefts face looks a bit like if a grown woman was neotenised by AI
Very creepy actually, almost like those kids from the shining

>>224792410
That's 95iqmong actually

>>224792380
are they supposed to be on the bus or in a classroom?

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>>224792441
yeah it does wow

waping that wascily worke

>>224792380
um right well :/

>>224792239
You seem like you're trying to appear extra retarded

>>224792403
"who goes there?" ahhh

>>224792408
lovely weather

watching hickok45 videos and building a time machine to go back and prevent port arthur so i can own a bunch of 1911s and m1 garands

>>224792244
do you say anything when it happens?
does she?

>>224792408
im going to guess Newquay but i think im wrong

we are long overdue for a major happening.
I want a financial happening personally.

>>224792410
Don't even remember the name of that test
Probably due to my 91 memory iq

>>224792507
>prevent port arthur
cringe

nobody:

rorke: that child looks like a woman

>>224792507
;_;

watched a porn video earlier of some guy brutally buggering a much smaller girlier boy. mad how much gay sex there's been in all of human history

mental people were just waking up in the night, shitting into a pan, sliding it back under the bed and then going back to sleep

>>224792526
there are 2 large scale conflicts going on in that dire landmass known as "The Old World" however

>>224792507
that nigga's still alive? i remember watching him back in 2009 and he was already a demented old man back then

>>224792244
does she actually touch your knob? never had a knob waxing because i'd be too embarrassed but i hate having pubic hair

>>224792560
it's been clearly established that those are non-events

>>224792581
hes not demented dont be a nasty niggard

>>224792581
he died

>people are getting the ick after finding out what 'hyrox' stands for

the holocaust

deeply resentful of how the youtube app immediately starts showing shorts when you open it now despite all my repeated efforts to get shorts to fuck off

wondering how the uncs reacted in the cinema back in the 80s when the black man with asthma was like "i'm your dad" and the white man was like "Oh my DAYS senpai"

nine eleven

remember when fps kyle went to prison for weed and had all his guns taken
i think it happened in britain but i could be mistaken it might have happened in the southern united states

struggling with my spanish :/

Got an eye headache in my eyes, can't toil any longer

>>224792619
get the 'unhook' browser addon
you can disable shorts and loads of shite that clogs up that terrible website

>>224792611
hydrogenronoxide

>>224792244
Probably very common for a bloke to get a stalk on during a wax

>>224792627
>yt shorts
>ig reels

mad how googleberg and zuck just flat out plagiarised tiktok
bloody criminal in a way you know

>>224792644
could unironically get the day off work by saying this, but save such things for special occasions in case anyone catches on

>>224792619
watching youtube on your phone is fucking crap when you're used to getting no ads

>>224792630
who goes to prison for weed?

>>224792645
It's not funny ever, especially not when you're 40 minutes late. haha saving and posting an image as a thumbnail. great gimmick

>>224792678
oh you mad

@UKPowerNetworks
hi, its Steven d here, will Ashford Kent be getting any power cuts at 3am Wednesday morning, yes or no, X me back

>>224792661
shorts is dogshit
tiktok is boring outside of girls prancing about in their leggings
reels has a more diverse range of things though doesn't really suggest skimpy girls often

>>224792648
>>224792669
my computer's buggered so i am phonebound until i can get a new one

>>224792619
Get Morphe app for free
Patch YouTube to block ads, hide Shorts, allow background playing and loads of other stuff
Or if you're on iOS you can shove your phone up your gay arse

>>224792656
for me it's the halo 1 magnum

>>224792678
this nigga got tricked lol

>>224792687
you that illiterate 91 iq spastic?

>>224792670
supposedly he had enough that they got him for possession with intent to distribute, but he says it was just for personal use
he seemed to live on a remote house somewhere so would make sense if he had a fair bit i don't think the weedman's driving out there to drop off a 20 bag

>>224792619
If you turn watch history off you don't really get shorts

>>224792669
Get YouTube revanced

>>224792703
good taste

>>224792707
me no

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>>224792512
No, it's left unsaid. A previous lady I went to I remember I apologised all coy and she said "don't apologise for natural reactions". This woman hasn't really reacted at all. I don't know, maybe I'll apologise this time just to draw attention ;)
>>224792586
Yes she touches my knob. Actually with this woman the first visit she made me pull it to the side myself to get to the pubes and that, but the next times she just started grabbing it herself. Gloves on though unfortunately. I mean she is dealing with hot wax to be fair.
>>224792657
You'd either have to have a bum willy or she'd have to be ugly. As I say, I think they'd take it as an insult for a bloke not to get hard. It's a compliment to get hard, really.

god they're so fucking sexy stood by the window right now with the enhanced zoom camera

Just admit it. I've done you. You know who.

really not a fan of those posts

For me it's the new shite autoplay feature on X. Was watching a video on there the other day and then BOOM porn on my phone in public.

>>224792772
what the fuck nigga is that a kid?

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>>224792793
using X in the big 26

>BABY brother is 25 years old
>already an absolute alcoholic
>made a vow not to drink for the rest of the calendar year
>he lasted 2 days

entire family is full of addicts
quite shameful desu
wish they'd grow up
don't touch the devil's nectar me

i reckon I'd go on tiktok if the dancing girls were naked i mean the ones that are above the age of consent of course

>>224792772
right um

>>224792827
it's still against the law if theyre under 18 btw

>>224792804
They're 20 and they have 1 mil followers and an OF :)

I need some music to listen to

>>224792772
Paedophile freak, you should kill yourself

>>224792668
Got next week off and don't do any work on Fridays anyway so it's less than two hours left. I can hold out, make a cup of tea, have a walk around. Wash my cup of tea. Basically end of the day.

>>224792772
She is a coalburner in her mid 20s
scvua on Simp City ok

True crime foids have the best pussy

>>224792772
wonder how she feels knowing 99% of her views are nonces having a safe wank

>>224792499
how so?

>>224792825
drinking wine rn me
love the muck it's simply too nice

>>224792846
okay yeah I just checked her socials
I think she's paedobaiting but desu it's feels horrid to say because some girls are just smaller and it's not really their fault

>>224792856
So if a 20 year old girl looks underage, should she just never have sex? Or should she be allowed to have sex with underage guys? Or what about the reverse? What about a very well developed underage girl that passes easily as over 18? Is that not pedo?

i was accused of being an alcoholic for drinking each day

i then stopped drinking for a month to prove them wrong

these are the posters calling leftypols nonces btw
>>224792772
>>224792871

mad that in the early 2000s tabloids literally had clocks that counted down to female celebrities 18th birthdays, emma watson being a famous one

what were you uncs DOING

pathetic slugs, the lot of you

>>224792926
living the life

>>224791766
this is really not that weird, nobody is getting hurt, nobody is doing anything against their consent. And it's a LOT more common than you think.

>>224792900
>it's feels horrid to say because some girls are just smaller and it's not really their fault
in australia her OF would be illegal due to it being essentially illegal to take naked pictures of women there with breasts below a B

>>224792900
It's not really pedobaiting if it's not on purpose. Imagine being a 20 something woman and you just want to feel sexy but the only people you entice are nonces and everyone else is telling you that you're a nonce baiter. Not fair really.

>>224792879
SCR he's some really fat black who looks like that United fan Saeed

>>224792926
don't look up samantha fox's page 3 debut

>>224792949
Australia is just white North Korea

>>224792962
whats his bbc like

>>224792951
the fact she's using a filter to make her look young makes it seem like she is however

sexy boy

>>224792987
hi :3

>>224792941
vhy dont you eat ze poopoo like ve do in germany??

>>224792929
too kind to me i'm an alcoholic sexual harrasser banned from many clubs in london

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>>224792772
oh for fucks sake

my alcoholism got so bad that to this day i couldn't take a sip of beer without immediately going into delirium tremens

corr spaff

would tbf

>>224793039
grow up little boy

finna bust a nut nibba

https://www.twitch.tv/saiiren
we are here

oh yeah think we all would mate

>>224792949
>essentially illegal to take naked pictures of women there with breasts below a B
What the fuck is that real?

>>224793043
just grow up ok

>>224793039
>into delirium tremens
me too, great beer

>>224793087
is this one of your comfort streams ?

>>224792926
someone posted old harry potter reviews on tv the other day and every boomer reviewer there was salivating over emma

>>224793092
You need sectioning

>>224793092
you need serious help

right then... that's my history gone

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>>224792926
And to their 16th birthday in some cases...

>>224793092
most normal heatherfreak post

>>224793092
spaino mate...

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>>224792949
>Codified noncery legislation

fungus freakout

do women with fiancés know what they're doing when they post innocent photos with their tits out? what's the intention there?

>My threads are doing Ironman numbers and I don't care anymore
Ryan...
>MY THREADS ARE DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DONT CARE ANYMORE

love him or hate him but he's got a point

Thoughts on hot sexy orc women? Female orc porn content?

For fuck's sake

rorke's google search:

mckenzie page 3 sunday sport 1994

I am a racist alcoholic paedophile

Business idea: page but its fembois
Not sexist then you see

>>224793199
you the iaaptrc lad?

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>>224793092
rorke has lost his mind

>>224793199
It's good to be in like company

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Want to lose your virginity?
Get sectioned for being a psychopath.

this rorke is on fire

>>224793104
if you call that wanking stream sure

>>224793225
As an autismocel rather than a psycopathchad, this will not work for me.

>>224793225
i was sectioned and i swear to god when i was getting my vitals checked in the morning one of the nurses flirted with me heavily i used to get a boner every time but never shagged

>>224793225
all were black men btw

>>224793225
how is it consensual when they're locked up for being psychotic?

At best I'm a sociopath

>>224793225
not being rapey here but whenever i act really respectful around women = 0 interest/doesn't get anywhere
if i'm a bit drunk and a little bit skirting the lines of what is ok = much more likely to get girls

Had a willy incident the other day, mid wank it just went floppy and went and hid inside my body. Haven't had a stiffy since, not even morning wood. Cant convince him to harden up either, worried I got spontaneous erectile dysfunction

https://x.com/Kumail_Jaffer/status/2100528893232918897

embarrassing mogging and humiliation of the green party jew by the paki in urdu

Like, honestly can't stress the proto part. But she had this incredibly pale blonde, almost white wavy bob. Her face was just angelic. As I was walking the other way, she was even bent over something wiggling her little bum in her jeans. Like, come on now.

>>224793298
blud so insecure he gets performance anxiety even when masturbating

>>224792380
yeah? you mean do you? what do you mean?

her next door sneezing every day. she must keep that place mad dusty

>>224793307
why did he do it

>>224793307
Really glad our politicians are competing their foreignness against each other, great stuff. It's important to me that my politicians can speak fluent poodoo, or whatever that ugly fucking language is called.

Masturbating to naked artwork depictions of orc women

>>224793282
Foundation stories of European races

Romans: Kidnapped Sabine women
Bretons: Conquered Britanny and cut out the tongues of women
Scotland: Sailed to Wales and tried to kidnap women then failed so bought wive's from Ireland
All of Siberia: Asiatics killed European men and married the women

Nearly every society was built off disrespecting women or their myths are

>>224793199
>>224793221
r9k

>>224793363
rorke ahh post

>>224793358
Zack Polanski, the Green leader who is standing as his party’s candidate in the Holborn and St Pancras byelection, has recorded a short campaign video in Urdu. Katie Lam, the shadow communities secretary, has described this as “poisonous” and said the Tories would ban candidates from campaigning in foreign languages. Even Jonathan Reynolds, the business secretary, has said the video made him feel “uncomfortable”.

Polanski is a member of the London assembly and today Sadiq Khan, the Labour mayor, was appearing before the assembly to take questions. As Polanski asked him a question about data centres, Khan, whose parents came to the UK from Pakistan, mocked him by replying in Urdu.

>>224793363
urdu is an indo-european language. show some respect to our aryan brothers.

Used merlin bird id app to identify a bird song today. It was a European robin.

>>224793407
how can you not recognise one of the most common birds in the country

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Need this outfit

>>224793401
Irony is that the Tories have themselves done adverts in Hindi before, they even released a full length song in Hindi telling people to vote for Boris Johnson

>zack polanski
>ed milliband
>keir starmer

mad how much power the jews have directly in uk politics

in america they only work through bribery but here they actually work in parliament

>>224793458
Starmer was not Jewish ok neither did he convert

im the coal
shes the boner

>>224793468
Starmer wasn't jewish, just his wife, and his children, and his friends, and his closest advisors

depop or vinted today?

>>224793468
>athiest whose wife is jewish and children are jewish and attends syangogue

right

>>224793363
You've completely missed the point of why he did it you mong

why would they campaign in urdu lmao we speak english in the uk!

Here's the song the Tories released in Hindi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVbPkRGCgU

WASHING MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH CALGON

>>224793499
for the wank right?

Looked at that woman's onlyfans and yes her boyfriend is black but his willy is like 5 inches maximum lmao

>>224793458
Mental how you can buy your very own British politician for the measly sum of £40,000. Amerigods don't get out of bed for less than $100,000.

>>224793511
actually we speak Gaelic, Welsh, English and BSL in the UK :)

>>224793440
Sorry mate I don't have every fucking bird sound memorised.

>>224793523
mad how hearing this made me start salivating for a curry and some rice lmao
what'#s that about then

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Why are brits so subservient to them
Ed Sheeran is still doing this the US rapper who is also a good friend of his, he didn't stand up for him. He let him take all the heat.

>>224793523
Actually a banger at 2x speed

reckon being black with an average penis must be hell because every girl thinks she's gonna see a bbc but then he whips out a 6incher and it's like ick

but 6 inches on a white guy is solid

It was a shih tzu

>>224793537
The UK is dead. The Celts killed it. We speak English in the newly formed Solitary Nation of England.

>>224793577
shut up mate

>>224793558
You downloaded an app to identify birds don't act all snippy about not recognising one of the most common birds in the country mongo.