funny woman lol edition
pave it all over
hello friends, i return from my 3 day banishment
i look like that
how does this make you feel?
Celts are the Kurds of the UKThey just exist to wreck everythingThey're also criminally inclined
boooris johnsonboooris johnson
>>224793725filming in toilets = unacceptable
https://youtu.be/F35xTwdTJGo
And so it goes. Britain sings her swansong.
at toil
>>224793759Khateem!!!!
>>224793720we can fight back
When did you first realise Americanised anglo-jewish hitlero-liberal capitalism was evil, and that the solution was natively British trans inclusive shia islamic communism?
>>224793736that priest was being punished by god, surely
>>224793725nothing
>>224793725Manchester Arndale toilets Ground Floor, towards the north end of the building
>>224793780
poland losing $230 million dollars on a botch oil sale paid in crypto and got no oil they got scammed
Not a fan of that chap
>>224793810whats the point of posting this just a mid girl in a short dress
>>224793725would you even be able to take a piss fully bricked up?
>>224793816The Falkland will always be ours you damnable Argentine imperialists
>>224793725>43 secondsnot watching a short that long
Any love peace truth justice man in who is not a pedophile and not evil and wants to do better today than he did yesterday
nth for the baddiedem
>>224793816top down left to rightyesyes except i have square jawyes yes altho hairline receded in my late 20stiny wrists yes not that narrow frame or small skull, normal fingers (one chap once said he surprised how normal they were instead of being long and thin)pale skin yes but with some rednonoi am indeed a white incel tho
Are the baddiedem and gyaldem trannies ?
i skipped to ending
>>224793858They all look a bit like the woman I saw out of the corner of my eye in Aldi the other day.
>>224793852skip to the end friendo
>>224793816Hmm hmm yeah that's a ktim
zesty playlist onall saintsjustin timberlakeduran duran
went outside for my mental health
insane the way supercars just explode into a ball of fire
>>224793858combined bj skills of a rock with autism
hate when you're just getting into a wank and you suddenly need a piss. ruined.
Any brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champions who have served 1500 tours of duty and understand the necessity of war and fully support all military decision made by the United States.
>>224793907based jt enjoyer
>>224793725swaying hips hypno
>>224793927Dashcam video obtained by TMZ shows the moments leading up to the fiery McLaren crash that killed James Wehr, 27, and passenger Alexis “Lexi” Kramer, 22, of Florida.
Ive had sex with multiple women and im still a nazi
>>224793947You'd have more luck asking /cum/ mate
>>224793944I hate suffering, war, poverty, world hunger etc.But for you it's the wanking thing?
>>224793947More of a military wife fucker me
>>224793983yeah
>>224793960>shadman
hellos
>>224793965You're not a nazi CharlesYou hate any type of White Excellence and want everyone in third world sludge
might just have to have a wank to tranny porn after seeing that dude in the bathroom
EmiruDreddNeed them to link upBet she would actually scream
>>224793960good
>>224793998hihi
>>224793960Why have they done that?
>>224793960grim, he wasn't even speeding but for some reason the road was still open
i respected mousey until i found out he's a smoker
If rorke could compromise on economics (not supporting wholesale American-Judaic hyper capitalism and AI billionaires killing the poor)If leftypol could compromise on immigration (not supporting unlimited mass migration into this country of a million Nigerian, Pakistani, Afghan men in the 20s every year)Then MAYBE we could finally fucking get somewhere.I think most of us have a lot more in common than what tears us apart.
>>224794000*turns rightoid translater on*
Chelsea Peretti, (old) Sarah Silverman.Better than ANY British comedian today
>>224793998hiya
i keep thinking about how americans have jury duty. It sounds cool to have a day off work but honestly i could never handle the responsibility of condemning a man like that, even if he was horrible.
>>224794063GOOD instinctsGOOD post /brit/ will seethe at this truke
rorke be like just so confused about it (uh) feeling the blues about it (yeah)
compromise rorke's arse
>>224793960lmfao apparently he was cheating on his wife with this woman and all the comments on his instagram are from hags like "good riddance" "karma"
>>224793720What's this?
>>224794065You go on rants about how you hate British people and want them all to be raped by muslims and you are obsessed with racemixing porn You have no positive vision about anything and nothing to offer about what is good or beautiful it's literally just hyperfixation on jews
>>224794063mental how centrists provide sensible solutions but everyone hates them
>>224794037umm
>>224794137That isn't centrist tho. Centrists want billionaire capitalist death machines and mass migration.
>>224793960
>>224794137We get it, you're gay
>>224793960I thought Alexis was just a guy name and his friendhe must have been getting his dick sucked or something they weren't going fast
>>224794173yanks are literally the caricature political comics lol
very happy to hear those two fuckers crashed
>>224794168what's she playing at her sister was a hoe and she knows it stop the cap
>>224793775Wow that's great, I'm proud of that developer. I'm afraid you're wrong though, this type of new build is 1/500. Not enough people care.The UK is done, from the people here now, to the architecture, food
>>224793897were you in Shrewsbury? x
There's probably a man in India washing himself in cow piss and poo right now
>It's okay he's almost fully divorced and he owns a Mclaren
>>224794226fell for the troll post
>>224794222Chelmsford x
Day 4 of semen retention x
mate seriously
>>224793725not watching the whole thing, when does she get raped, tell me the timecode where she is raped.
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
>>224794163So who wants sensible economic and immigration policy? Apart from me, obviously.
neurotypicals are extremely evil
>>224794262Alri helperlad anything womfy planned?
>>224794296they got herman miller aerons in heaven
>15:33>16:39
>>224794296My man che duplicated
>>224794296Doesn't this image imply they all got into heaven and Charlie didn't, so they're leaving heaven in order to debate him?
Billie Elish's mother voiced the character samara in the mass effect series of video games
>>224794296does he still have a gaping massive hole in his neck in heaven or do angels have regenerative properties
>>224794299Having a few beers tonight to celebrate getting me new living room carpet fitted. Nothing too crazy though as I have shit to do tomorrows x
>>224794086You're a good person. I'd never do it. As a man, another person's freedom is not for you to decide
Foggy Autumn Mornings.
People get excited about it like it's some kind of game. You could compare it to the lottery. I hope I get picked!
>>224794262ummm.. whats that key for?
people with cluster b personality disorders have 4x as many sexual encounters across their lifetime
fucking despise bin men proper jobsworths cunts
watching a russia hockey game on youtube. one of the teams is called belye medvedi, which i think means white bears.
>>224794357Post more of your nazi ramblings.
The chad Frasier The virgin Niles
When you think about it simply existing at all is mental
never seen an Indian on a building site to this day
thats a gaping arsehole
>>224794487Go to any Gulf State and all the construction workers are enslaved Indians
>15,000 word disertationbrutal
>>224793958thats a tranny mate
>>224794065how is saying you hope both sides kill each other supporting israel?
anyone else drinking tonight? would really like some company
>>224794535not sure how that contradicts his post
Bruh these elderly people going crazy why the fuck do these rules exist at my work >Watch out for poker old people will gamble way pensions and checks for it >Watch out for old people snuggling in hookers and stripper >Make sure they don't have cocaine or weed >Make sure they don't have orgies >Also you can't stop them from fucking or jerking off Bruh what the fuck
Toilberg has just left, now need to sit here for a reasonable amount of time so it doesn't look like I'm following him out the door. It's a delicate ballet.
>>224794535
>>224794573Big dick mega shagger over here
Thank him Greta.Thank him. Thank the President of the United States of America.
Had bottle wine last nightBut considering bottle wine tonightno laws against it is there
Ok... I will go see Sir Nigel Gresley at NYMR steam gala !!
>>224794652
Who the fuck thinks to give their grandpa drugs or pay for their hooker can you imagine just that happening.
>>224794659ok! whos that
How do I become a psychopath so women will want me?
Literally more likely to have (consensual) sex if you are a multiple time convicted murderer and rapist than if you have autism
Murderers and rapists do have hella aura doe...
>>224794673He's a train!
men have it so easy in canada
>>224794675>Autism not having sex Not really true a lot of women thought I was an attractive autist only issue is that the only people who flirt with me are married women, brown women, Asians and sometimes the elderly
>>224794673...Its the A4 locomotive named after the designer...!
>>224794707thats off the rails!
>>224794669a few years ago i used to talk with a dude from trinidad and tobago that hated living with his 70 yo grandpa because he kept bringing whores in their 20s to the house and watching porn at full volume on the tv
got tipping point on
Works the other way too men swoon over violent murderous psychopathic women tooLook and how many guys here were posting about Lucy Letby but for one example
howling at this. what was he thinking
>>224794653Wish I could still feel satisfied with a bottle of wine
>>224794724The worst thing I saw here was a old guy tell someone he wish he wasn't 90 because if he was a couple years younger his dick would work and he'd be fucking 20 year old
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789659088285558.gif
Kojima released a bunch of footage for his new games but it's just actors doing mocap, there was no footage of any of the games. He just lost access to Decima engine because Sony own that and they fired him. He doesn't like UE5 so I don't know what engine he's actually going to use.
women are bastardly creatures
>>224794607actually based
>>224794675i'm not any of those
>>224794726No they don’t you freak, hybristophilia is solely recorded in womenRegardless stop glazing foids for no reason
any francis bourgeois enthusiasts in
>>224794726Shouldn’t use heathernonce as an example of an average person
>>224794776>hybristophiliaUh not really there are men who would fuck a murderer or thief
just kakked myself lads, how old were you before you couldn’t trust a fart anymore?
>>224794564You support israel but are too afraid to admit so you say thisYoure a zionistJust say it
letting out a pythonic roar
wasnt working today but i am working tomorrow in case anyone was wondering
it's hard to talk to incels because they get really angry all of a sudden
>>224794781definitely gets rogered up the arse by the conductor to avoid paying for tickets
>>224794823What are you on about you stupid cunt?
>>224794781>bourgeoisFitting name for someone who looks like that and can afford to travel the world looking at trains for a hobby
>>224794438Dunno probably a chastity key since she does femdom content x
letting out the platonic ideal of a roar
>>224793810bet she has a cute tuppence
>>224794870LMAO
>>224794781>Hi my name is Richard Richman
>>224794652need a giant fan on the border to blow all the coal smog back onto into amerikkka
>>224794863damn she can mock my willard all she wants!
Hyrox athlete apologises for continuing race after soiling herself
Has there ever been a single funny female comedian? Can you name even one?
need the gyaldem/baddiedem posters dead asap
saw a massive arse and thigh combo in town, nearly got a lob on looking
>>224794925your mum was having a laugh when she had you
queen elizabeth youngqueen elizabeth teenelizabeth ii young pictures
>>224794781hate that tiktok cunt>I'M SO QUIRK CHUNGUS I LARP AS HAVING AUTISMand people eat it up
Just finished building my desk shelfPut it on the desk and notice it's sloping a bit even though it was straight when I checked with a spirit level before joining itWoodworking is not for me
>>224794870what this even me brosef you got access to the realm of forms?u roaring the roar all roars are measured in compariosn tothe ARCHETYPAL ROARTHE 4cHAN ROARINOOO WOO WOO
>>224794931
>>224794940Here's Queen Lizzie (centre) in her youth for you
sweating my nut off thought it was supposed to be autumn soon
Already preparing for Portillo summer
>>224794820no i don'thow does saying that mean i support israel, explain
fit women have every right to make fun of a man's willy size
>>224794977queen rorke II
prince william daughter age
Stuff fireworks up the biomass’ arseholes and light them
>>224794956dieeeeeeeeeeeee
>>224794993got a hog ain't i
>BREAKING: Hyrox athlete apologises for continuing race after soiling herself
>>224794990If you dont support Palestine youre anti white and your on the side of the jews and israel (who hate Europe and white people)Its simple really but because you are a jew or a retarded right winger in the anglosphere you say "both sides bad" because you are too afraid to openly support israel because everyone on earth hates jews and israel now and you know people will (rightfully) attack you for it
>people are getting the ick after finding out what 'hyrox' stands forJust found out it stands for hybrid rockstarAbsolutely howling
>>224794226That's actually pretty good judgment. You've just made yourself look bad
>>224794781thought his face was just weird from the fisheye lens but no he has the elrond physiognomy
>>224795031net you're too young to remember paula radcliffe haha this has happend since the beginning of time
>>224795031>>224795035someone posted that in the 'cord yesterday
Use trebuchets to fire biomass at walls
Just seen this meme on /tv/ and apparently it's 20 years old. I've never seen it despite looking at your stale boring shite day in day out all this time. Not one of you could've posted this?Arseholes.
>>224794277newcaslte lost their aura
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyrox#2026_Hyrox_Beijing_diarrhea_incident
>>224795072this got posted on the student room all the time circa 2005
>>224795035performing exercise is not a sport it's mental how many genetic dead ends have latched onto lifting and a bit of running and promote them as being anything more than just that
>>224795056She just did a jobby on the street in full view of everyone, poo stains on her shorts, kept on running... mental
knee hurts again but in a different spot and in a different way and only (so far) when I feel drowsy. sick to bastard death of this dogshit fucking body
>>224795084wouldn't mind her shitting on my face
Hyroxian roaring
>>224793698She looks like a liberty cap mushroom
>>224795061even dogs have better rugs than merugpilled again
>>224795072Probably saw this on icanhazcheeseburger
>>224793780just now, reading this post
>>224794925rose / randytaylor69 has some funny videos
>>224795034half of the statement "i hope both sides kill each other" is "i hope palestine kills israel". that isn't something somebody that covertly supports israel would say
>>224794378It better not be grey. I'll slap you up.Also you should be celebrating every day about having your own house. What's your career?
>>224795084>Competitors were disrupted by the incident, reportedly slipping in Wietrzyk's fecal matter.[40] Wietrzyk eventually won the raceneed a pepe drawing of her looking smug with a medal while everyone else was shitting in her poo lol
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
Apple has called for the Home Office to admit that it secretly ordered the technology giant to create a “backdoor” into iPhones.The US company and two human-rights organisations, Liberty and Privacy International, have asked a tribunal to lift restrictions that gag officials from confirming the existence of a government encryption order.They hope that confirming the existence of the confidential demand would mean a legal challenge could be heard in public.
>>224795126Stop responding to bait you retard
Don't think I could cope if people saw me do a poo in public
>>224795137n-not yet...
>>224795084>"Go hard or go home ... a win is a win"based
genuinely find the ed sheeran hate baffling
To be fair I’ve stayed at the pub to finish my pint after shitting myself
>>224795060Coyo still on one?
if i wanted to read the news i'd go to the bbc website
rorke shitting his desk chair in the spirit of competition
>>224795176He has no soul
uh oh stinky
>>224795149he's not baiting, he posts this shit daily to no (You)s. i'm allowed to respond to what i like
>celebrating a working man fitting a carpet in your assisted living council spacker accommodation
>>224795176Why, he makes shit music, and loves Israel
are the chinese competitors actually appalled, or are they seething she didnt stop and let them winthink i know the answer to this
>>224795204how did she do thisI get nervous having a poo at toil and nobody is watching or filming me there
So some (white) jogger, for no reason at all, pushes a woman entirely unknown to him into the direct path of a double decker busThen when he's found guilty of his totally inexplicable crime, he decides to commit suicide What does it all mean???
>>224795084how come this guy who shat himself on some marathon got praised (at least from what I remember) but this girl got shit on honestly if you shit yourself you should be disqualified on the account of your body failing
black guys sexoo
>>224795233https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner's_diarrhea
>>224795233that;s why you'll never win hyrox races
>>224795176what good musicians are pro war?
>>224795225Could be both, I would be a bit annoyed if somebody got literal shit all over the equipment
GGEZ girl caught SUCKING a BWC
>>224795236can't imagine being thick enough to actually fall for ragebait headlines and not reading articles properly
Here we arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ1o-IGImGE
>>224795126there’s literally no reason to hate the axis of resistance if you are a racist, or not a racist. destroy israel, saudi arabia and the uae and all the problems go away
>>224795233she knows what it means to be aliveyou are a timid little worm
Went out and bought meself a new pair of AirPods and an iced matcha x
>>224794674revert to an infant, become an aggressive toddler but never socialise your disagreeable temperament away. grow up to be 6ft over and lvl up your rizz
Saw a kingfisher just now, don't think I've ever seen one of them in this country. Made my day that.
Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
i never poo'd myself playing sports but i pee'd myself once
All the other runners have been refunded as compensation for the poo incident
>>224795236Sounds like he was mental
Lewis Capaldi, the big 'un, chomping at the bit to scran Ed Sheeran's ginger singer leftovers
aberrant salienceapopheniaDerailment or Loose Associations / tangential thinkingClang Associationsspurious relationships
>>224795238Deathmarch is way more demanding than this, also he didn’t get poo all over the other equipment people had to use
often get the poos when i start walking but once you realise it's entirely mental you get over it and no longer need a poo
>>224793725Why did she go to india and go in a mens room
>>224795238The marathon runner didn't do it in an enclosed space and wipe it everywhere, the rain will wash away anything he left on the road
rape rorke
>>224795316well that's us done then isn't it
>>224795288never seen one, see herons quite a lot
turning the work laptop off one minute early. very devilish
children want it too
if i was a runner id just put a cork in my bumhole just to be safe
>>224795236Didn’t know he got caught
rorke rape
wonder how many other situations there are where you can diarrhoea shit yourself and just continue what you're doing
>>224795261Vera Lynn
What if you were watching the footie and the goalkeeper just pooed himself unprovoked while everyone else was at the other end of the field Do you think he could be carded for that?
what happened to crossfit and how is hyrox any differentthis whole thing stinks (ISEEWHATUDIDTHERE) of some marketing ploy
>>224793725what's up with her arse is this the "BBL" I've read about
>>224795322oh nooo haha x please don't...xx
i like fat women and i'm not afraid to admit it
Commenting "doctor or lawyer?" on news stories about white people committing violent/sexual crimes posted on my local Facebook page
Asian women with blonde hair
crisps salesman poo on pitch
>>224795129sc
>>224795356yes it's clear bringing the game into disrepute
She should’ve just said she’s going battling a heroin addiction, then she would’ve been a hero
>>224795347Escaping from a prison through a pipe after digging through the wall with a small rock hammer
>>224795356>that's a brown card all day, ref
Jews killed: 0Palestinians saved: 0posts on /brit/ made: 10,000
would never have heard of that hyrox event if not for herthey should be thanking her
>>224795347if you gotta go you gotta go
>>224795176i hate ed sheeran, he makes terrible music, but it's just the same armchair activism and self-righteous moralising as always, 99% of celebrities have said fuck all about israel and palestine, in a week or so everyone will have forgotten and will go back to consuming goyslop like good cattle.
>>224795424sounds like something you put in your hair for baldness
According the the Wikipedia article on the 2026 Beijing Hyrox diarrhea incident, it wasn't a regular runners poo, but rather said athlete had food poisoning from the night before and decided to run anyway rather than pull out
>>224795424Maybe they don't want to be heard of, just brings in a load of influencers and idiots
i prefer the JAVs where they look like they could be an actual couple, not an old man paying a young woman for a shag
the system is corrupted bc black kids studied for their a levels or something?
>>224795374People say that to reference the government’s claim that we need people from developing countries to fill specialised roles, saying that about natives makes no sense
people who shat themselves doing a sport:hyrox ladygary lineker
https://yona.to/chapter/ez46xq
>>224795465i only watch irrumatio
>>224795468blue tick twitter racists is it yeah
>>224795460Well that is mental
>>224795468Just twitter Nazis who believe it's impossible for a non-white person to comprehend mathematics
>>224795468rorke unable to process the fact that a strong black qween is getting higher grades than he is in subjects he can't slag off
>>224795374ffs lad you're gonna give rorkes da another heart attack
Stop politicising rorke
>>224795406That happened to me recently actually
>>224795468some good shit on her cv already she's going places
>>224795529Alri andy
>>224795534Looks like a sweet wrapper
my sister is smart and she studied like fuck her a levels and got 2 b’s and 1 aNot having that some hoodlums are getting all a*
>>224795560screm
has a working class aussie ever made a youtube video?
So here we are again, not an activity I particularly fancy after a long day of toil but we do both enjoy it and it's good to get out in the sunshine while we have it
>>224795560I’d say more like a yoyo
>>224795460and still won? impressive
>>224795570your sister's extra retarded then if she studied hard and still did shit
>>224795534I just find it funny how I could kill her dead with a roundhouse kick
>>224795600How is 2 b’s and a shitHow is that shit
new>>224795618>>224795618
>>224795605You couldn't even waddle around your own house
>>224795468Do you youngins only do 3 A levels now or what?
>>224795468semi-literate rorkes in the replies saying it must be because the exams are too easy
Seen an old man piss himself in the village co-op once, he left a trail of piss all around the store and a massive puddle in one spot too.Was carrying on like he hadn't even realised it. Mental.
>>224795084good publicity this
>>224795468rorke's on the case, taking pictures of young black women for research purposes of course
>>224795126You support israel but you're too afraid to admit it
