holodem edish
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Jesus Christ
>>224797685based
been pissing with rain all day
>>224797685good edish
>>224797685you should be slaughtered
People who say “fuck both sides, I hope the Palestinians and Israel kill each other” really mean: “I actually support Israel and Zionism but I don’t want to admit it.”
>>224797718should see the doctor for that lad
makes you think doesn't it
>>224797733I actually support Israel and am happy to admit it.
>>224797704ktimreality sux
this is /BRIT/
fucking hell
>>224797741much to ponder
>>224797733Well no, that doesn't seem true at all
>>224797733why do you come to /brit/ to post this shit
>>224797741isn't this game of thronsia or whatever the world is called
Definitely getting into bird watching, just registered on merlin and recorded some "lifers". The satisfying relaxation into middle age continues.
UNCLE JUN'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
>>224797792*starts pecking at you*
>>224797760that's bullshit but you almost got me
>>224797754he is Enjoying...the /brit/verse !
>>224797760Have an ever so slight hunch that this may not be true
Nigel Garage
>>224797796the white and brown bunnies pause after collidingthey're demonstrating csma/cd
>>224797807*dutifully records your species and location*
https://youtu.be/TPpClLTjSv8?si=w_lBT0ll6jvk0LIaKino.
>I actually support Israel and am happy to admit it
>>224797809>>224797821Tin foil hat brigade are outThinking everyone is lying to them
holy fuck the girls nights out are insane these days these young women are going out in literally knickers and a brai need to get on the town and slam
>Irish Unity, Scoxit, Wexit>Piddington also has voted to leave Shitain>Canada gets to join the EU whilst we have to watch from our cuck chairis there a more humiliating existence than being english
>>224797716x>>224797723CORRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>224797866being indian
>Well no, that doesn't seem true at all
Back is killing meGot the heatpad on, naproxen down the hatch after I've eaten
>>224797889your life is abysmal
>>224797866Having to deal with your retarded children throwing an autistic fit every few years saying they're going to run away from home?The Englishman's burden
>>224797889You wank to blacked though?
wrapped gyaldem
it's the remix to ignition and it is hot and fresh out of the kitchen!!!
>>224797894retarded fucking mong hope you become disabled and get on pip and get loads of money by leeching off the gov you actual fucking spastic what you're doing is a plaster that makes things worse
>>224797866I'd rather not get fucked by the EU, cheers
i don't understand why you would be obsessed with these ewhoresthe alysa siu simps seem more normal
>>224797866>our cuck chairfooling nobody
>>224797760it's sad when they go young like that
its a bumhole and a vagoo!
>>224797956always wondered if there was an original ignition of which that is the remix
>>224797957what should I do instead then doc
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>224798003sort your lifestyle out. avoid sitting too long. exercise.
>>224798010>>224797983
>>224797894i want to try heatpads but just because they sound nice not for pain relief
>>224797965>the alysa siu simps seem more normallol he's the worst. the other simps just post their gyaldems and move on. he is constantly furious if someone posts the pic (you know the one) or makes the thread before he does
>>224797965
So bloody sick my eyes are just constantly waterySlept like SHIT Spam drinking cups of tea
>>224797866puffy over here with 2 arseholes
>>224798043>>224798062oh dear
For me, it's Dr Alyssa Lu
They like to move it move it
>>224798043theyre the same person mate
right well I'm off out now to socialise and have sex
it actually a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JBrd-xAc0any other classics from early 2000s
>>224797988There is indeed, it's not good though.
>>224798090I LIKE TO(•_•)<) )/ \\(•_•)( (>/ \(•_•)<) )>/ \MOVE IT MOVE IT
Just back from the shops and got some wine. Also my dad accused me of drinking a full bottle of his whisky, which obviously I haven't. Dickhead bruv
>>224798043>the other simps just post their gyaldems and move on>Searching for posts that contain ‘nth for the gyaldem’. 2165 results found.
still screaming at this
>>224798111socialism is nice in theory but never works in practice just look at venezuela
>>224798077>>224797959I cannae (You)
I dont drink booze I dont wank I dont say nasty things on the internet or harbor hate in my heartIm with Jesus you see x
>>224798155dont get it
would definitely beat up a girl if I found out she posted in brit
Stu(dies)Stu(dying)Stu(died)Smo(king)Drin(king)Wank(king)the choice is yours
>>224798025You have no idea about my lifestyle. I've actually got rheumatoid arthritis which is why I have back pain, I walk daily and do exercises twice weekly with a physiotherapist, and my job is one where I'm standing 90% of the time
>>224798222I'd marry her or run a mile depending on what she posted
if EW were actually a W would you shag her
>>224798230no you don't and your physio is a scam artist pseud. don't bother replying to me i know everything there is to know i've seen this situation a million times and have never been wrong.
>>224798111Gfberg moving in this weekend, might be some sexo on the cards
eaten three cheeseburgers today
>>224798273>pseudtells me all I need to knowyou are nothing
I'm on the seaweed diet.I see weed and I fricking smoke it LMAO
eating a apple
>>224798205Look at the name
>>224798089peng
>>224798314>>224791520
Cold out
>>224798325ricky gervais is hilarious, remember when he called out THE WOKE in the golden globes?
i no longer say "doing a poo"i say "mucking out my bum"much classier
>>224798305enjoy your backache mate and get fucked
>>224798367i say twisting off a mud snake
Sir SAINT Fulton Sheen
>>224798186cams are better than porn
oh redditflags update
Is ball kicking considered /brit/Might make it part of the game
Sydney Sweeneys nude advert exposes the hypocrisy of the woke left
ok that rastamouse post is a very good one. add it to the list of great posts
>>224798387hnello will the game be playable on my very specific linux configuration and also on ipad
>>224798395why won't people shut the fuck about this bint i legitimately can't get away from celebrity gossip even on a chud website
A group of masked racists filmed themselves bullying a Black man in Derby, thinking he was Muslim with Quran. “Is that the Quran? He’s got the Quran in his hand,” they yell at a man holding a Bible.They don’t even know what the Bible looks like.
Might be autistic because I listen to this a few times a dayhttps://youtu.be/A-yZNMWFqvM?si=696GVvkjoMRoKcEu
>>224798402thanks mate means a lot
>>224798420don't care. want them gone
>>224798420Books do all look pretty similar to be fair
>>224798384Yeah you can be in space now
>>224798375fat gimp
>>224798419Man in kippah wants her face to be blasted everywhere so shes on every screen on planet earthSimple as
>>224798464bit mean was just trying to help hope your back gets better you should be alright if you keep at it x
>>224798420yes that is definitely a bible he is holding. looks completely different to a quran
>>224798418I've got a linux laptop for testing VM shite along with a gaming PC and the mac studio so to answer your question: yes and on ipad maybe if I buy the apple dev thing
>>224797956i sip crisyou drink piss
hi lads my penis isn't doing well tonight can one of you lads kiss it better for me please
>>224798452Would be good if they put something in bold gold letters like “HOLY BIBLE” on it then wouldn’t it oh wait
swiping on the yhe bumble
>>224798420rorke was brought up on the ESV, they don't know any better
>>224798418>On iPadOh my days blue *skull*
>>224797392unlucky lad
>>224798453What's it like there?
Any other tummy fetish lads in?
>>224798453
Odds brush my teeth Evens take some pills Dubs shower and shave
mad how diane morgan hasn't look this good since the 90sshe ages like fine wine
purple
>>224798384mhmm
rorke KJVleftypol NRSV
rim m'n reet
>>224798499I can see the book in the pic and no such writing is visible you LIAR
>>224798535more of a belly man me
>>224798567Rorke a duoay rheim
titty ass hands in the airit's a party over here
oh
>>224797741Looks a lot more majestic
CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS
>>224798581Would look good getting spit roasted by olive skinned greek and southern italian bvlls
does rorke support the apocrypha?
>>224798659THE BOOKWORM SAID AT THE CRYSTAL SHELFShe was called Ruby, not the prophet
Feeling the urge to blog post
>>224798659Don't know lad, can you?
>>224798675Depends whether is Catholic Rorke or Proddy Rorke
>Rorke>"Aint going to learn that arabic numerals woke nonsense"
Nordic wombMed seedEvery blonde woman's dream
Dr House and his boyfriend Dr Wilson have moved in together
>>224798675Rorke is a enochian truther
wish there was some good new tv
catberg is helping
>>224798724that's roake done
fucks sake thread fucking reeks of bum
>>224798742Widows bay was good
green
right
right got the extraflags onhow do I add you lot to my pokedex
Day 1 of not britposting until manutd win 5 games in a row!
People saying don't blame Noahs grandad for his drowning even though it's entirely his fault
right then
>>224798783someone's son
>>224798783Umm
>>224798800he has no mouth so he cannot poo scream!!!!
>>224798839daughter clearly
I just watch random shite on netflix, got a box of Morrisons pinot grigio to help enjoy it
>>224798850clearly
me own flesh and blood
well, rorke?
>>224798839Why is this a problem for people, everyone has parents, people fuck, that's why there are sons in the first place
>>224798879Imagine it was your son. Would you be a proud dad?
>>224798879Your life is abysmal
>Rorke 1980's>"I will disown my son if he's gay">Rorke 2026>"I don't care if my son is gay, as long as he's the top."
>>224798850Orchi?>>22479
>4/5 dentists recommend this toothpaste What, the dentists who have a financial incentive to rot everyone's teeth? I'll ask a burglar to recommend my security system as well shall I?
>>224798896If they were happy sure idc
>>224798879why don't you use your brain instead of asking stupid questions
>>224798927my dentist is jewish
>>224798818goodbye forever shazar
rorke dain a shite
>>224798943Why are you getting upset instead of giving your genuine opinion? What triggers you about the question?
ong she is peng
Proud father of a son who rubs his cock on the bathroom floor
>>2247989279/10 dentists recommend colgatei wanna hear from the chad that recommended the aldi toothpaste instead
Love smelling and trying different men's perfumes. There's nothing wrong with wanting to smell good, and if you think there is, then dont question why youre a virgin
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE!!!!
mad how council estate mongs never go to the dentist
>>224798875Can tell from just one look at my man's face, he wouldn't do you dirty
>>224797741don't like being in the south east now. don't like it
>>224798981Rise above your savage fear of the human body
>>224798989can;'t see any of their arses so i don't care
>>224798969how are you so retarded and lacking in theory of mind that you can't deduce a reason for why someone would hold an opinion almost all humans throughout history would have held
>>224798991Mad how council estate mongs exist, there needs to be a social contract that children of council estate mongs get mandatory service and a life in the army and kept away from normal people
>>224798989Oh my god these people are related to other people... I'm so upset
>>224799015Just don't think a man should be rubbing his willy on the floor
>>224797866why would we be in the cuck chair and not the USA? they're way closer to canada than we are
>>224798987I want a TV show about a maverick dentist. He breaks the rules but he gets results.
>>224798989Bottom left, foul temptress
>>224798815right click inni
>>224799041>Deduce my opinion for me that I assume everyone else shares!!Dimwit
should be rubbing it on my tongue instead
I think if you never had a job after turning 20 (uni students get a 2 year grace period) you are press ganged into the army.
>>224799049Weird nanny state opinion
>>224799093
>>224799077>EssexBased im not aloneI was born in southend, still live in Essex, but not there.
>>224799077she's literally me
Zoomers going mental from never leaving the houseMillennials going mental from leaving the house too much
>>224799080you don't have to deduce my opinion just any opinion at all so as to not ask stupid questionsshould be no trouble at all for those not mentally infirm
Rorke trying to wrestle a burka onto horny twinks to preserve their modesty
>>224799105fat bitch
>>224799147other way round
>>224798912arr 'rena clears
i am requesting urgent help from my vegetable garden in High Wycombe, the water situation is critical.
>>224799128I was born on Cardiff but made in the navy
>"I was born in Essex, so I support a London team like Arsenal, Tottenham or West Ham"
Extraflags is a browser extension that turns 4chan into Discord. Badass little extension if you ask me.
just found out diane morgan is on a plant based dietthis makes it incredibly hot knowing she farts and has nice poos from all fibrei want to fuck her so badly it's unreal
>>224798875rorke in tears upon finding out he wasn't even black
hate when something like hyrox comes about and people pretend like wow thats so crazy as if we didnt all have to hear about crossfit for years as well.
>>224799152You have no argument and you're coping, not interested any more if you can't even produce your own opinion
>>224799128Leigh on Sea here
>>224799224i'm not arguing i'm telling you to use the mental capacity you should have developed by age 5 but didn't evidently
Don't know why I bother anymore
>>224799185There was so much rain here that my uncleaned gutters were overflowing and the water butt overflowed too, had to go unblock the tap in a pool of water in order to drain it into the drain
>>224799222name one other time that happened
>>224799276you're american bro pull yourself up by them bootstraps
must be grim being a woman
>>224799128I'm tyne and wear, essex is right below your post x
>>224799248Mate, what the fuck happened to Old Leigh? I used to love going there, I think instagram / covid fucked it over big time, it is so busy now. I used to do crabbing off the jetty when I was a kid, but they gated that up now. Real shame, best time to go is in the off season now I reckon :(
Im a newcastle man Never watched a game though
Haaland not even on the bench, what a fucking mong bet that one of you idiots were bragging about earlier
>>224799144gang gang
>>224799298They took the bootstraps away
>>224799340where is he from then?
do you remember the biggest poo you've ever done in your life lads?
>>224798989bottom right
>>224798594hnnnnng
>>224799330Yeah I mean Leigh's always loved the smell of its own farts. Relentless Time Out articles attracted bored Londoners down there and overran it. Leigh's just a soulless middle class hole now.Southend's even worse mind, place looks bombed out
ROAM IF YOU WANT TOROAM AROUND THE WORLD
>>224799317Southend going to Gateshead this weekend, wont be going sadly, but will be watching >us on tv. Need to visit tyne and wear. Going to North Yorkshire in a few weeks for fossil hunting, but need to make the trip to go further north at some point
right that's fucking IT, civil fucking war NOW
For me it was Walton-on-the-Naze and Frinton-on-Sea
>>224799376I remember the biggest and the hardest to pass. The biggest was actually quite easy to pass but it basically stood up in the mdidle of the bog, was threatening to touch the rim. The hardest to pass was what I imagine giving birth is like, was just rock solid. Massive relief when it dropped though
>>224799290we did the same with with rorkes on twitter who profess to be carnivores which is just atkins except your mum did that so it's not cool and needs another name
>>224799376yeah i had just been doing smack for about a month and had pood about 3 times in total then i started adding crack into the mix and got sectioned and in the hospital i had a massive meal and i was given a laxitive for the constipation and next day did a poo so big it literally filled the toil bowl to the brim i was prescribed some anus cream because my anus tore lmao
>attached together to be recycled together>rip them apart and throw them both in the rubbish
>>224798314Scr
mad how peng poo gay porn zesty foden bradley walsh rorke
>>224799436Good fucking lad.Was one in the bogs in Harbour Lights and some security heavy came in, thought that's weird. Who's outside having a chat with some young tart but Nigel Farage.
>>224799386I get what you mean about Leigh and Southend. Southend decline is sad, I mean it was nothing beautiful, and maybe its nostalgia, but bus loads of Londoners in the summer turns it into another country. Thats why I am happy I am only an hour away from frinton, better beaches, more space, and nicer people
any gay homosexuals in?
On the Atkins dietI see beans and I eat them
>>224799444nice try but I suspect you knew your concession had been accepted before you even hit submit
>>224799453Vodka would’ve kept you regular
seen any good films lads
>>224799436>For me it was Walton-on-the-Naze and Frinton-on-SeaBased, my go to place now, and in the winter it's great for getting sharks teeth
>>224799483I go to Frinton fairly regularly. Nice place but not much to do if you're not 90.Southend high street really is atrocious these days. I remember when I was younger I used to spend my weekends round there and there was always some dodgy bits but it's fully rough as fuck now. Got lads coming down from London to have knife fights and all sorts
>>224799536Dazed and confused (1993)
ed sheeran is a shitcunt
right well
>>224799453
>>224799511bloke's feet
>>224799541And a cromagnon thumb
>>224799405fossil hunting sounds lush. tick the north east off your bucket list one day, it's comfy up here
Remember when that I Swear film came out and promised to change the way people think about Tourette's then the lad screamed NIGGER at the BAFTAs and flushed all his good PR down the bog
>>224799536yes, once
>>224799589sc
>>224799567big innes
>>224799586We're full
>>224799589I remember after that black people on twitter said if you have Tourette’s you shouldn’t be allowed outdoors
>>224799641any midori
>>224799504>meta commentary on the argument that takes us out the argument instead of staying in itconcession accepted
Anyone seen that great western railway advert and it's like "go on the train and listen to your gran tell you stories of when she was a whore in her youth"
>>224799589The funniest part about that was how the blacks completely missed the point of I Swear and started attacking him saying he did it out of malice and he shouldn't have been allowed in the venue
>>224799641>>224799677based
>>224799589
>>224799376I think it must be the time I did a huge long straight shit that I piled a load of little poo chunks on top of. Think I hadn't gone in a few days and was backed up. The main poo was so long that it went round the ubend out of sight and the tip poked out the water. I flushed it and the water rose quite high before going down. The main log remained, at which point my ex was bursting for a shit, did one on top flushed it and the log still remained. MENTAL
GET THE FUCKING FINNS POSTED BEFORE NEW
>>224799679No i havent
>>224799677you better get them poured
>>224799548>I go to Frinton fairly regularly. Nice place but not much to do if you're not 90.Yeah I live there for a few years and hated the boredom of it, the beach is great, but there isnt anything else to do, most of the shops are charity or chiqué. One pub, and like 1 fish and chip shop.>Southend high street really is atrocious these days. I remember when I was younger I used to spend my weekends round there and there was always some dodgy bits but it's fully rough as fuck now. Got lads coming down from London to have knife fights and all sortsIt sums up our country, I am not saying we need to save our highstreets because the power of online shopping is too convenient, but at least let people go out in peace without having to look over their shoulder. Each summer theres another knife fight, I think last year was particularly bad. I just want to spend some 2p's and get some doughnut.
chopper dyed his pubes ginger
good evening "niggas"
don’t call me that
thinking about them and also the other them
Who posted this dog earlier? Was it you, Lee?
>>224799742Genuinely could not imagine living there must be utterly mind numbing. They need tax breaks for small businesses to open on the high street, let more people have a punt (that aren't fucking phone repair shops). Also being realistic they need to just convert some of it into houses and third spaces. Even the university campus there has shut down.
>>224799589for me it enhanced his PR
>>224799649are we fuck. bamburgh was quaint, eating at the village cafe in the summer sun is a lasting memory.. was like 4 year ago
made a nonce post that wasnt technically incriminating so the janny could only do me for 3 days under the condition of 'off topic'. do you have any idea how quiet /brit/ would be if we actually started enforcing that rule.
very tired lads
>>224799855i will fucking slay you
>>224799579Probably why I am so good at finding neolithic flint from the beach>>224799586Seaton Sluice has some good fossils, although right on the edge of Northumberland/ tyne and wear. I would also have to visit Beamish. What else is there to do around the area?
got the penis music on
>>224799679Yeah, it's despicable. I'm a busy man me. Train is bloody extortionate and there isn't room for your luggage on the busy routes
>>224799589funnier still that the film is actually about how tourettes are effectively cured with the device he gets from the netherlands at the end. so how'd he still get away with saying n
>>224799855*spikes your cortisol by posting a lysa*
>>224799831>4 year agosee it now they put 28,000 asylum seekers in it and opened 45 hotels
Zips are actually a mad invention when you think about it
kick it kev
the train is cheap if you book it 3-12 months ahead
>>224799869sleep is important for good mental health x
>>224799909I didn't bother watching that shite to be fairFodder for the This Morning/Loose Women/After Life crowd
>>224799931i don't think anyone invented the chinese, they've always been there
love egg yolkshate egg whitesmad because it used to feel the opposite
>>224799938
>>224799931Cant call them that anymore We did mai lai massacre
i am become woke
i invented the chinese
got my cock out
>>224799999hes bottled it
ni hao
>>224800018>>224800026>>224800028shut up mate
don't you lads ever just think right time for a nice early night and 12 hours of sleep
get it maid
got the gay porn on
>>224800068no was just thinking time to crack my second bottle of wine
yo momma does onlyfans yo momma do fanslyyo momma is mates with bonnie blueyo momma does livestreams
>>224800068nope never
>>224800099no she doesnt
>>224799961would say that but his very accurate performance of a grim scottish chav in the 80s despite being english elevates it to a ken loach danny boyle mike leigh andrea arnold inspired kinoflix
>>224799882high force and low force waterfalls, decent walk between them but in the summer gets busy. most yolks will swin at lowforce. some adventurous types jump off a bridge into a deep streamcragside houses and estate is a nice treck. get a glance into 19th century aristocratic experience and be amongst the big redwoods
>>224800117
>>224800139>>224800139
>>224800099nah shes friends with MightyMikePlays67 she doesnt do onlyfans
>>224799946They can get fukt
>>224800051wotanic hi
>>224800049Never noticed that the cat in the bag is also in the box on the floor in the background.Mental
