pinkpantheress x gta vi edish
Need every jew on planet earth put here pronto
not a fan of brazil vpn edishes surely everyone has brazil filtered
>>224802032i like to move it move it
im a neet chad so i have to stay clean (mind, body and soul) but if i were forced to work 9-5 retail i would be smoking weed all day everyday i dont know how these people do it sober
>>224802032is that america
>>224802000is this real?no way....
Rorke making his mum dress up like an old russian lady with a headscarf and join an orthodox church with him
Got the ChinkPanthress on.Rice to meet you
speak a lil yoruba for em rorke
bee doing some outrageous farts last couple of dayswhat am i brewing up there i wonder
stop using amazon
>>224802044not a vpn he's posted pics of his very third world home before
>>224802056Yeah but rdr2 was sick so I don’t care
It's absolutely awful, but why are autists always runners like this?I remember that greentext on 4chan about his cousin coming over with a hammer and trying to hammer the anon's video games and stuff because of his autism. And when the anon took his hammer off him, his response was to jump into the fire.It's always bodies of water too. I wonder what the thinking is.Like I get they're autistic but like what.
>>224802069
>>224802053>9-5 retailnever heard of such a thing.
I'm in GTA6
>>224802073ktim
Rorke joined the SSPX cause the Pope said he should feed the poor and love his neighbor
>>224802077yes im sure some /birt/ neet not spending his yearly salary of 20 pounds will stop big bezos in his tracks
>>224802084It's literally spaki
>>224802073Aha, a wee bee doing massive farts. What a silly story
>>224802101You realise 9-5 means 9 hours a day 5 days a week right not 9 am to 5 pm
>>224802097being autistic is hell it not right we just want to die
>>224802093dont know what rdr2 is but was it made by the same people recently?
>>224802106i get £1400 a month and rent fully paid
was walking behind an old man and he let rip with a fart so loud it echoed in the street
>>224801993Pink Pantheress told me she browses /brit/ and is a big fan of Ian
Mad how important hydration is
>>224802126Stop listening to stupid people on the internet
>>224802126no it does not
>>224802131Red dead redemption 2
Couldn't imagine being that boy's grandad right now.
>>224802131Red dead redemption 2 The game they are advertising in the top left
>>224802126u fuckin wot
>>224802169oh yeah I know that, my best friend Nick Mullen played that game
Adolf Hitler
i'm like a cat, i never smell bad
>>224802146congrats on being a subhuman freak no wonder the uk is poorer than alabama when people like you exist
>>224802197err mate
The WOKE LEFT and the ISLAMIC TERRORISTS want to make your MULLATO granddaughter wear a BURQA!
feeling extremely nostalgic like you lads would never understandearly 2000s, mdma, night clubs, dancing, kissing girls, myspace, friends, festivals, bmx, dialup, emo music, partiesmy life is so over
>>224802126you've really rattled them
I'll be 32 years old when Kane leads England to a World Cup.Thirty fucking two.May as well be dead.
>>224802197what about him?
Once i find my redpilled tradwife im off to alaska
>>224802197For me its Benito "the sword of islam" Mussolini
>>224802215I was 9 back then
>>224802228I'll be 40 next time we get a chance of that if I live that long
>>224802197He did go a bit far let's be honest
>>224802228mate that's insane, 32??? jesus, that's old as fuck!
>>224802228im 31 and really dont feel like my life is at all over lolmaybe when im 50 yea but now i just feel like im 20 with some mileage
Pink is on the new GTA VI album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59iOfClrVoMight give it a listen when I'm working from home tomorrow.
libertarian guys with asian wives
>>224802228>Kane leads England to a World Cup.let it go unc
>>224802262name le more iconic duo
>>224802262Think I saw this gay porn
He liked to move it
>>224802239lil bro
>>224802215mid-2000s festivals were so good. got in some real states but if I were in my teens going to one now I'd be worried about anything I do being recorded and posted online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdcTmpvDO0I
>>224802228ktim during WC2026
>>224802295that's why they were so could, not a care in the world. no social media, no phone, just niggas living in the moment
>>224802281heard this dude was zonked out his headtop 90% of the time on a million different painkillers and recreational drugsnot surprising he did what he did really
my gfs friends nickname for her is "pinky" and they won't tell me why
Alcoholic uncle called the Nepalese family on the ground floor flat a bunch of dirty chinky bastards.
right so that's me walking to a potential group meeting and not finding it once again
seen zara larssons fanny and bumhole
>>224802281I know that feeling
>BREAKING: Hyrox athlete apologises for continuing race after soiling herself
>>224802281here he is, reborn
>>224802333because she's always giving brain
>>224802354What does this mean?
found the feather indian rorke side of twitter and they're a very funny bunchneed to move out to the rez.... leave it all behind
>>224802324that's mostly just propaganda. he was trying to treat parkinsons and was stressed out for obvious reasonsthe video you're replying to is sped up as well
>libertarian guys with asian wives
Mum said we have to move to O block
>>224802370Forget it Rorke, it’s Chinatown
>>224802281we need him more than ever
nobody cared until I shit myself
My stomach doesn't have much fat, I can pinch barely anything, but it sticks outI am not certain on what would cause this. The only thing I can think of is bloating from beer but I thought you'd need to drink a lot for that.Have any of you had this?
>>224802353what a plonker
Knocking back them beers nows xhttps://youtu.be/Y0dUwjZNLjw?is=hCd6ku02MsBii0kn
raise this barn?
>>224802300
I like to poo it poo itI like to POO IT
>>224802391sydney sweeney, THIS is what women in sport look like!!
>>224802394Its visceral fat
Just had a little cry there. A little weep as it were.
>>224802387No, it's Funkytown
>>224802410based
>>224802423aw come here*hugs you*
>>224802354
>>224802401That's some real shite music de lid
>>224802391>>224802413I thought it was just a running race but she was going on machines and stuff covered in shit? Women are mental/evil. Total vindication once again.
dame pantheress
hashem... why is this gentile talking to me
>>224802442sheesh
>>224802442x
>>224802442she's waiting for the viagra to kick in
>>224802495why are her hands so fucking big
>>224802496umm
>>224802454gotta win by any means necessary
>>224802495damn she's cute
>>224802454>the broken rule, judge?
>>224802506She’s one of them, duh
(blazer, sport) ("chest x", "pit x", "p2p x") ("shoulder y", "shoulders y") "length z" -polyester -poly -stretch -slim -pinstripe -iii -kors -cole -tommy -boss -klein
just learned the average dick is 7" fucking brutal thats tinyno wonder women fuck the top 20%
>>224802526all im gonna say is that if Emmayank was competing, this lass would have come in second place
white guy in london SHOCKS locals with fluent yoruba
>>224802557Read a lot about willies do you?
>>224802557i reckon they fuck the other 80% tot. 1.4" isn't anything
>>224802391Her pooing face looks like a troll straight out of mordor
The average is 7? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
>>224802177poor guy tripped, he's old :(
>>224802417just you not me
>>224802557the average amongst sexually active people is much higher but that number is rarely reported
>>224802576no? >>224802585>1.4" isnt anythingtell that to a machinist, surgeon, or well a woman who wants to fuck
dem race queens
why's that bloke got no pants on
>>224802631>the average cock size is much higher than 7"new insanity unlocked
>>224802557The average is 7? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
>>224802615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJoaHwq_pPs
>>224802662>posting a 4chan repost of a twitter repostlowkey i know you're an extreme recluse but ffs at least venture outside of 4chan if you're going to never leave your house
>>224802682amongst the people actually having sex?yes it's obviously higher
>>224802585I got the joke anon, don’t worry. Don’t make me laugh, but I got it
I 100% THOUGHT THAT PETER DINKLAGE WAS BRITISH.... THEN I LOOKED IT UP..... HALF THE SIZE OF AN AVERAGE MAN 100X THE TALENT!! HE IS THE TNT OF TALENT!!
never had any complaints about my 4.7" 'nisnever had any compliments either though
>>224802423have had to lift my head higher twice today, can't have the ducts getting leaky
>>224802740was just screaming this down at the deaf institute
>>224802728i won't lie i knew it was a stinker as soon as it hit submit. and that was before i noticed the spelling mistake
>>224802053Semi-neet chad (work 12 hours a week)Wish I could do this but I've recently fallen into a rut and now I'm drinking and smoking ciggiesMaybe it's a cyclical thing. But too much free time has made me undisciplined
>>224802752
>>2248027522 innit
>>2248027522x2
>>224802770Tbf it was better than any of the shite I’ve posted
they dont tell you that but girls will have sex with you if you dont have a big dick
reasonable blackman
>>224802780Mong isnt he
>>224802832total fucking spaz.
>>224802726so where's your proof that 80% of the population have massive cocks?no, your 20 year porn addiction doesn't count
>>224802829Thats how you know he wasnt a black man
>>224802771if I didn't toil think I'd be drinking every other day. try and limit myself to a couple of times a month now but if I have some time off I start drinking early on my days off
GTA V was released 13 years ago todayhow has your life changed since then?
dinner: in the designated eating bowlfamily guy funny moments: now playing
isy suttie is actually fit on taskmaster in a milfy way
>>224802819Nonsense. The ugly nutjobs who’ve never had sex said women only shag 6’5 billionaires.
>>224802829his actual name was Reasonable Blackamore and he was from the village Blackamore which by complete coincidence is the same word as the English blackamore meaning "negro".
>>224802865Hairs gone grey
to all the killers and a hundred dollar billers
>>224802874would but for me is Stevie Martin
>>224802865i went on a date with a girli went on 4 dates with another girli made £30k after universityno im going back to university because i have been unable to get any job which needed my degree
His name was actually Affable Wogbastard you historically illiterate mongs.
>>224802780cuh fails the mirror test
bad night to be a cup of tea
>>224802928Kek
>>224802865i was failing AS level maths when GTAV came out, now i don't have to do AS level maths anymore
on a night out the toilfu was talking about her ex having a 13" dick and she said she measured it
>i went on a date with a girl>i went on 4 dates with another girl>i made £30k after university>no im going back to university because i have been unable to get any job which needed my degree
theory: black people wear baggy clothing because XXL+ were the last few sizes left on sale and that's all they could afford and then one nibba copped some loose shit and all the other nibbas copied him
any Wotanic Syndicalists in?
>‘I say “Free Palestine” to my children every night. I think children should be exposed to politics.’
>>224801993i want to sex her x
>>224802928rofl my fellow kekistani!
Sir Likeable Biomass
>>224802969roaring
>>224802974sup mouldie
>>224802977Bet that’s not all they expose to children
about to hop in the shower if any ugly but also kind of cute ladies would like to join me???
>>224802969im not a millenial wtf does this mean
mi tink mi gwan smoke pon de reefa nahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hs_JR_FVU
>>224802969lol
just got home from toil
>>224802977fanny shmelar would expose himself
>>224802865was at uni then, since then:bought a housegot quite a good pension pot for my agedecent savingshaven't had sex since then literally not even ONCE
>>224802969Good post
Sir Cole Palmer
>>224802969fart shrieking
Get the fucking economic migrants housed at piddington
Just tried cottage cheese for the first time, the taste is fine but the texture is fucking rank, it's like yoghurt with lumps in it.
>>224803026(you) laugh reply ratings:1. scrugbgign (or such gibberish) from an austrailian2. sc, scr, scuasgcac (from a uk poster)3. screaming (from any poster)4. other full word replies like 'howling'-------------------........10000000000000000000. lol (from a yank)
raping myself to death
>>224803045"lol this is me"184k mortgage, 88k in the bank, 56k in the pensionabsolutely ZERO sex that wasn't paid for
anglicanism is so silly
>>224803064it's the highest protein substance 2nd to whey and then meat
>>224803072Vicious and unnecessary post, this
scrumblign
archbishop is a cool title
>>224803072s
>>224803085*pulls out the speed gun*
wish I was raised by a black woman
>>224803090Is LDS all good?
>>224803090when will these leftypol imbeciles finally understand
>>224803091Skyr yoghurt is very high too and doesn't have a disgusting texture
queensbridge new yawk cidee
>>224803090why are they even here lolfuck off
>>224803090look out theres a ninja behind you
first solo trip abroad to jamaica next year
really nervous about having to socialise and find mates outside of my online mates on the brit
got the house all to myself, MEGA lush
>>224803114why x
when you see it you'll shit bricks
i am irish
>>224803114*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
Wish I saved the vocaroo of my Kier Stamer impression, it was pretty funny
>>224803090It shouldn't be, High Anglicanism is kino, the Church of England though is run by complete fucking idiots
>>224803090counting down the minutes until it all comes crashing down for themwill be 4x nicer
>>224803140seem like loving mothersmine hated me
>>224803126qb niggas we out here
>>224803114I’ve had a black woman raise me. By which I mean raise my willy (erection)
>>224803156wrong.
>>224803133wagwan rorke
>>224802969old /brit/ was quality posts like this every thread rare now
>>224803175he's been making that exact post for at least 6 years and corrected at least 900 times
chilling in my bachelor pad :)
any GDR man in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgzCB--p5PQ
not gay but alex scott from bournemouth is quite fit and i would suck his willard (if i was gay)
>>224803126looks like belmsfield upon chutt
>>224803090does leftyspastic not realise he'll be beheaded first
>>224803226bit bent
>>224803090the global south anglicans need to ditch the anglican communion, maybe that will be a big enough shock for the CoE to change course
tactical cunt nuke drops in 2 hrs 22 mins
>>224803244genuinely no he does not
anyone ever click on this?
>national church of england>only church british nationalists can follow>ruled by a woman and supports mass migration and islamlmao at english people
>>224803133Yooooo my slime
>>224803262Absolutely not
really have arsed my life up. really have wanked it to bits. pooed it to hell. FUCKED IT
>>224803133thought their were no women on /brit/
Might make the most of it
>>224803271I'm considering becoming LDS
>>224803271>only church british nationalists can followaccording to whom
Fell in love with a girlI fell in love once and almost completelyShe's in love with the worldBut sometimes these feelings can be so misleadingShe turns and says, "Are you alright?"I said, "I must be fine 'cause my heart's still beating""Come and kiss me by the riverside, yeahBobby says it's fine, he don't consider it cheating, now"
>>224803181wagwan mi brudda mi hear yuh call mi namewah gwan wid yuh self?
>>224803283i think im gonna click, im scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9leAwpph-xsgta 6 album off to a mid start
>>224803286that's not good
most of my clothes are from primark and TK Maxx
Might start getting into worshiping the sun, taking hallucinogenics and ritualistic human sacrifice and that
need wank
>>224803286scr
>>224803332uniqlo me cause I'm a boring cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBmFuySb_Qw
>>224803332same
lol, literally videos I already watch, stupid youtube
Timmy: >>224803312Cronem: *waggling*
kirkd my life up haven't I
>>224803361I’m still not clicking it
Diesel up to 196p per litre by meIt not right
>>224803370youve properly benazir bhuttoed it mate
>>224803314mi gud
uniqlo = unique clothes
>>224803388199.9 near me, 199.9 by work, 189 half way
>>224803388About the same price per litre as a can of relentless from co-op
got deja vu
>>224803411idgi
>>224803411gaipo = gay porn
>>224803309catholicism is anti-capitalism which is a necessity to english nationalismall other protestant churchs only exist in rebellion to anglicanismbeing an atheist was invented by darwin essentially and results in the destruction of workers rights and mass immigration
eating gai pooit’s thai
>>224803332truss mi mix up mix up style but it a shot heavy wey yuh a go shop next star corner market or straight outa charity shop
>>224803411it's incel clobbernothing more nothing less
>>224803361get some ASMR in your ears
>>224803014no ladies joined me :(
>>224803441Shut up gaylord
>>224803441yawnnn
>>224803481this isn't going to turn your future wife into a virgin
>>224803388good fuck cagers
i'd be so pissed if i died tragically and publicly and then people started posting my pictures on /brit/ for years after
>>224803470based asmr enjoyer
>>224803470nah this stuff annoys me
>>224803471it's ok i will join you next time
>>224803497I don’t think my current wife would be too keen on that in any event
>>224803418thank you for converting to runt units now i see how bad the situation is
Pints with Rodney
>>224803513hello do you have a squirtable pussy?
>>224803490good london's hosted too much already
>>224803509grim
>>224803530yeah i'd eat her fucking arsehole alive
>>224803507you’d be in hell with a demon cock up you and all
>>224803370my neck bleeds for you
>>224803516right but you're an eternal incel with no wifeno, larping wont fix it or convince us that you have a wife and are posting on 4chan at 10 to 10
>>224803530lov her
Farting up a storm so I am
>>224803507truss mi ghost woulda vex till it red spirit woulda come back and haunt di whole internet while yuh a try rest
love women, want a gf so bad bros
>>224803565>posting on 4chan at 10 to 10do you think this is late
can't stop talking to myself in patois
>>224803565https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
enby on gbbo 2026 could get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPnbI1arSE
>>224803611ktim, do it when driving
>>224803608yes, most working people are asleep before 11 especially those with wivesim sorry for your virginity
cars ruined britain
>>224803639what's your excuse?
>>224803639So you’re unemployed and single?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3_b9ILs8A0
get it fucking made
gymtoil time
>>224803649true
>>224803688grim time why 10pm
>>224803639what are you doing mate x
you young uns needs to realise how fast old age creeps up on ya
i'm so gay
>>224803657im a virgin freak>>224803676no im employed>>224803714posting on 4chan before my final shift of the week as a trolley boy
>>224803441>catholicism is anti-capitalism?
>>224803711i like it at night it's quiet
>>224803746He's right
>>224803735hi
>>224800139>>224800139>>224800139
>>224803746in traditional catholic teaching usury is condemned usury is a foundational principal of capitalism to the point the stuart monarchy was deposed because they opposed usury
>>224803348are their regular t-shirts any goodneed to replace mine but the only good ones are very overpriced