Holy molly, this is huge!. Macacos, cholos and meseros sudacas will explote of jelyness hahhahahhahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhaahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahttps://www.cronica.com.mx/tendencias/2026/09/17/mexico-parte-de-la-union-europea-politico-austriaco-pide-que-sea-miembro-asociado/
>>224807038You'd probably have to sort out this whole "mass graves of dismembered raped women and beheaded narco victims" situation you got going there
crumb of attention
>>224807038Based. See there was no great replacement in America because our immigrants are white Europeans and literally from the EU :)
>>224807038
Eurotrip 2: Funkytown
>>224807153Wtf janusz. We are not Afghanistan.
>>224807153Polish flag seething because we'd make better use of the free gibs than yall do
>>224807515Oh boy, I have my doubts.
I will move there immediately
>>224807038>gunther fehlingerSi sheinbaum lo recibe en cdmx voy a buscar un trabajo haciendo propaganda para PRI.
>>224807038>>224807153
>>224808314Fiero
>>224807153We'll figure it out bro trust
>When a euro travels within the EU:
What are even the advantages of being a EU member tho? We can already travel to EU countries only with a passport
>>224809440the advantage is that you become legally obligated to go fight russians and arabs
>>224809440The positive side is that Putin has a nuclear bomb aimed at your city 24/7. Oh and you are responsible for housing african refugees escaping the effects of climate change
>>224809440You can get conscripted to die against Russia, EU will pilfer your coffers, and free migration means infinite brown people imported.
>>224807874Kik
Remember lads, EVERYONE can be member of EU, just like jews can participate in eurovision, mexifrens can join our little fucked up family.
And if you try to leave the EU, they will try to destabilize and balkanize your country like they are doing to the UK. Europeans should be bombed.
>>224809440You get a free plane ticket to the frontlines in Ukraine
>t.
>>224809517mexico is already brown
>>224807038MEXXIT when
>>224808634heh
>>224809724Next are Morocco, Tunisia and Turkey I guess
>>224809504>Oh and you are responsible for housing african refugees escaping the effects of climate changemy brother in christ you are the African refugees
>>224807316I think most people would rather have a vacation in Afghanistan than in Mexico
>>224809467Those are nato cucks
>>224807038imagine how cheap cocaine will get because of schengen
>>224813333Now germany will hard carry us too
Crazy to think that people from a country with nearly the same quality of life as wartorn ukraine think theyll join eu thats located on the other side of the world. This thread is a goldmine for a lolcow mexico screenshot compilation that ill post few weeks from now. Theres not a single stat or law where mexico complies with eu member state standards.
>>224807038No you wont.The best thing that could happen is you become a "EU candidate" (humiliation ritual limbo for the next decades)
>>224815068you have a superpower on the border pouring billions into your country and you're still a shithole
>>224807038They're literally just doing this so they can import Mexican oil and foodstuffs with zero fees and the Germans can finally send all their car factories to Mexico. This is just NAFTA 2.
>>224815174The EU is now courting Mexico and Canada as "associated" EU members. Meaning no Euro, Shengen travel, nor environment regulation, or refugee burdens but total free trade and military aid.
>>224815564We can also bring Mexican immigrants in instead of Arabs and Nafris
>>224815648And we Will open our mexican kebabs aka pastor tacos there.
>>224815510Holy projection lmao
>>224815688Yes, please. I love Mexican cuisine but it's hard to find Mexican restaurant
>>224815716Taco bell is similar lol
>>224815648Mexicans are almost as bad as Arabs but their Christian and mixed with Whites. Still as violent, though they do actually work to be fair
>>224815693This polish is always butthurt and shit all over my threads since 2023. He thinks Poland is firstie hahahhaha
>>224815735Arabs never assimilate and 3rd gen mexicans are more Americans than wasps lol
>>224815564I actually looked into it and Mexico already has a free trade agreement with the EU and Mexico wants Europe to consume 20% of its exports within a decade. Mostly cars, oil and food; but they want to send them aircraft, machinery, med tech and electronics by the mid 2030s.
Why are jeets posting under Mexican flags ITT?
>>224815068Its great that we get to be invaded by indians and trannys start becoming mainstream for 4 billion euros a year.
>>224815846Obssesed, jeets are probably the most patriotic fucks in all the world, why they would use our flags?
>>224815788Whabbi Bugho (PISS) said that for a muzz'sluttiya to assimilate into koofr society is jayeed hoot'hoot' in wa' al-maha'art bin-shart 6:12.
>>224815892I smell curry through the text
>>224807038Paco ÍndioI hate Europe and want to see Russia nuke them in my lifetime
>>224807515This guy lmao
We are brothers.You will fit right in, in the balkans.
>>224813026Frankly I'm on board with it. Turkey would need to stop being such little freaks first though. And admit they were mean to Armenia.
>>224815068Most likely we are going to leave the EU soon, given how our local politics are going. Exactly for this reason
>>224807153Last time I checked a map Auschwitz was not in Mexico.
>>224807153you wish lol. They'll be admitted anyways & your borders will be flooded. Welcome to NWO
>>224814707Why is Mexico the sixth most frequented vacation spot while Afghanistan isn't on the list
>>224817649Clown ass answer ngl fǎm.
Lmao mexibrap OP go so excited by a random politician saying>random country could possibly join too! :)You have so much to learn.
I have applied for 4-week Winter School in Queretaro. Should I cancel my flight? I am scared.
>>224818454Bring a burner phone/camera/wallet/watch/bag/glasses/shoes/kidney
>>224815693>>224815767are you all deluded or just pretending to be for epic maymays?
>>224807038it's all the orange man's master plan to make a globohomo world by showing how bad the alternative can be
>>224814999It already is due their network in the Netherlands, they find stuff constantly there things get to the news from time to time worse is what they don't
