A mexican, an arab and an Indian walk into a bar. There's an earthquake amd it seems like they're all going to die. The mexican recites the lord's prayer, the muslim the shahada, but what does the indian do?Genuine question, what's their equivalent?
they would probably just stand there gormlessly not understanding what's happening judging by all the gore videos I've seen
activate his diarrhea thrusters and blast off like a curry-powered rocket
>>224809808they do the funny head bob that they do all the time
>>224809808Maybe rethink about his past like any normal human would do and if has religious retardation (very rare) would worry about karma for sins he committed or look forward to next rebirth/rejoice at being united with "god" if he was a good human
>>224810020>normal humanlmao
Don't tell me you're going to recite Sand nigger poems as well
>>224809808one of the hanuman spells probably The common one is hanuman chalisa but there is another one which guarantees hanuman coming to protect you but it comes with conditions like there should be no human in 900 metresFollowers of vaishnavism may chant 1000 names of vishnu tooand followers of shaivism will
Indians wont be as scared of death as the sandniggy because Hinduism has re incarnation
>>224810378>which guarantees hanuman coming to protect youIt's a certainty?
>>224810429Can you also get reborn as a mosquito or some shit?
>>224810020>rejoice at being united with "god"kek I know a whore and a nazi who both believe in this bullshitI think white people who get into Hinduism all have some kind of trauma and overall horrible lifethey are both based in their own ways
>>224810615Yes only if you have been very evil
>>224809950mx-crumb
>>224809808Hopefully they all die
>>224809808Hindus believe they will just respawn, so probably planning his next playthrough as a snake or worm.
>>224810429>Indians wont be as scared of death as the sandniggy because Hinduism has re incarnationThis lol
>>224809808Bob their head probably
>>224809808>Ooooooooommmmmmmm
