>Wow this Job fella is truly one of my greatest followers>What's that, Satan? You wanna bet he'd stop following me if i murder his wife and children and bring every disease and misfortune possible upon him?>Alright, that's gonna be the easiest 50 bucks i'll ever make
>>224813360Imagine if your husband or wife completely fucked you over just to prove that you would remain devoted to them, you would call that an abusive relationship.
>>224813428True
>>224813428>>224814073-1000 good boy points you will rot in niggerhell with me
>>224814103We're already there saar
>>224814103we already died and this planet is helland india is this hell's hell
>>224813360Yahweh is a psychopath.
>>224814103niggerhell isn't real sweaty, bible never mentions it
>>224813360Demiurge moment
>>224814310What's triple hell then?
>>224813360>Pharaoh wants to let jews go>harden his heart>kill his son and then send him to hell for not letting the jews go nothing personnel goy
>>224814452No it does mention niggerhell, it doesnt mention regular hell thoughalbeit
>>224814686The 'harden the heart' part pretty much dismantles any free will argument completely so much so that Christians cope that the old testament god was evil and it's why they stack on Jesus so hard. This religion is actually worthless and no amount of fedora tipping retards can make their arguments appealing.
>>224818340Crazy how Free will isn't even in the Bible, people just came up with it as an explanation to cope with Problem of Evil.
>>224814680Gaza
>>224818340Except that Christians are too cucked by the Catholic Church to call the Old Testament God evil They just say "Don't think about it"Trinitarian Christianity is worst than Islam about how rigid the Theology is
>>224820221>Trinitarian Christianity is worst than Islam about how rigid the Theology isnigga shut the fuck up
>>224820221The Catholic church is some deep cut mystery religion that I'm not even going to pretend to understand. They used to have like triple faced Christ images and it's vague when the cross symbology and stigmata began being used because Byzantine didn't care and the chi rho certainly wasn't a crucifix.
>>224813360>My friend Lazarus is about to die?>He's kind of a douche, I think I'm gonna wait a bit and let him spend some time in Hell before helping him
>Did you just fucking call my prophet bald???>Ok you selfish little fucks, if being bald is bad then why did Binging With Babish shave his head?>Yeah that's right, okay wild bears go fucking kill them now