god map edition
>>224815543Russian victory and its associate communist implications are a threat to the bourgeoisie, it's just the new Red Scare
not gonna reply to you in the new btw don't bother quoting me here
Should have been me putting babies into her instead of her adopting them with this fucking nobody
Gee thanks instagram for constantly suggesting to me random men my gf follows. On a side note, should a man autistically go over each guy on her follows list and ask who they are/why she’s following him or accept this is a normal part of “modern dating” ?
>>224815744sad
yo braden let's frag those friggen draft officer twots
>>224815728five years ago i lost 40 boobs in the blink of an eye, and the world just fucking watched
wud shag the gfs mumsy rotten
>>224815790is that THE bongiovi?
tooth hurts not bad enough to be unbearable but just enough to be noticeable especisally if I focus on it
>>224815744Based Bulgaria
deep state wankers fucking love their campaign of demoralisation
>>224815744well that's plain wronghttps://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/religion/bulletins/religionenglandandwales/census2021
>>224815792Ask your mates, not us.
>>224815744alief in god
wish my mum would stop trying to fight grown men when I’m out with her. Because end of the day it will be me who ends up getting knocked out not her
>>224815821this was 2021. extrapolating, even conservatively.. but then we also have to extrapolate biomass arrivals.
>>224815836um doesn't seem like it's the opposite>a person standing on a transparent balcony may believe that they are safe, but alieve that they are in danger
>>224815848holy chavoli
>>224815855Wonder what its like being 100 years old
Since I have the benefit of not being a fat stinky cunt it doesn't really make a huge amount of difference if I shower at night or in the morning, or after gymtoil. You should all take a leaf out of my book.
>>224815873Ask yer Da
>>224815876*takes a leaf from your book and wipes my arse with it*
>>224815792grow upask if it comes up, but otherwise it just makes you seem insecure and it doesn’t matter what the reason is because at this current moment she is choosing to be with youif you are unable to trust her, then you must ask yourself if that is a you problem or there is something about the relationship that needs to be discussed
>>224815855, 100, wows One Show audience with paper replica of a bird
>>224815872What
>>224815854and the OP says 2010, so even more religious than thattherefore the image can be safely discarded as rubbish
My brain has lost the ability to analyse cause and effect and I am becoming more retarded all the time
nigga said grotesque
>>224815917most intelligent atheist
would shag anons mum’s fat round arse
>>224815911Does it bother you that rich, white, developed nations are less religious than third world shitholes?
>>224815811tiktok ahh comment
nth for the holodem
Got a completely unexplainable mega headache today. Bitch started yesterday with eyepain and it's spread all round. There's a chance this is my uppance finally coming for all those years lying about having migraines to get sick days
Remember when you all got jabbed because some bloke on the telly told you to? That was weird wasn't it?
>>224815790She got fake boobs? She looked like a plank
>>224815924diego my good man how are you on this fine day
how is bongiovi dating that young actress from stranger things she was 11 in that so she's probbly only 20 right now
>>224815927it bothers me that people are being led astray by snakes with small hats
rich nations became rich because of religion, not in spite of it, you’re seeing the culmination of hundreds of years of history
>>224815744fake map
>>224815950Redditors are seething over the age difference. Calling him a predator.
Gail's chicken parm sandwich down the gullet
>>224815943I do everything the bloke on the telly tells me to do and my life is richer for it Sent from Samsung Smart Fridge
I'm not a gamer but how the FUCK are games so expensive these daysThis isn't sustainable for gamer boys
>>224815943>some bloke on the tellyI couldnt take the train or move to a dofferent province without it...
>>224815943tbf he had a big noggin so he looked smart
>>224815953"small hats, big problems" is on the ADL list of hate symbols & phrases mate cool it with the antisemitism
>>224815948>She looked like a plankYou mean a decade ago when she played a little girl on telly?
um
>>224815949hey matenot the best desu a lot of work stress going on atm but is what it is
>>224815975when she was entering "babehood" as roger ebert would have said
>>224815950>>224815960She looks 38 now so it's fine
>>224815938what are these niggas doing they've still got two other "units" that haven't properly debuted yet
Been going mental with the booze the past week, had a couple bottles of wine yesterday. Need to dry out over the weekend, I'm back to work on Monday ffs
Don't you just love it when delivery drivers leave their cars unattended while they blare absolutely shit roadman music out at a million decibels during their drop offsJust exactly what I want to hear for several minutes isn't it
>>224815963>>224815971Yeah, that's funny I suppose. You're mindless sheep though. Mental that you're allowed to vote.
Sir Rorke Witty
>>224815992same. desperately need to get into bed sober tonight. but it's friday so will be even harder.
>>224815975No? Two years ago?
last exotic cuisine you had lads?you're not chowing down carvery and mcdonalds every day, are you?
>>224815790>Millie Bobby Brown, 22
>>224815943Screeeeeeaming they really did that didn't they
>>224816020top left looks like what my dog belched up a couple weeks back
>>224815992I've had a hefty week as well desu, the 'f noticed I already sunk the 10 pack of cruzcampo bought on sunday and I've also had wine, been out for a few pints etc. Felt rough as this morning. It just builds up in you.
>>224816020>be indian>consume jeetslop>brag about it on /brit/humiliation ritual.
mamma mia!
I haven't nonced anybody
>>224816020the top left was definitely one to take the shirt off for
>>224816053What happened??
>>224815974
>>224816020Got katsu curry the other day
>>224815989iirc foobs said mekpark isn't part of hololive but a separate project under cover. whether they full debut depends on their success/numbers
3 more hours of wageslaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKXd2ooPaQg
>>224816082buongiorno commendatoredove lavori?
the gf wanted to go to this asian hot pot place months ago and I took her, and while I am indeed someone who enjoys food from the more exotic places of the planet, it was so hilariously underwhelming
>Over half of our students go to a study a PhDlmao they're advertising that as if its just because they couldn't find a job
why did women faint so much in victorian times? was it the corsets?
>>224816020had a thai a week agonot had anything "exotic" since then i dont think unless you count JUNGLE PUSSY WAHEYYY (that'sa joke btw im an incel)
>>224816089>dove lavori?In Italy
>>224816082ktim I'm gonna shut it all down by 4pm today
>>224816116they didn't
>>224816112which uni lol
>>224816121buono
>>224816110Hotpot is seriously shite yeah, it's like stew but you don't give it any time for the flavours to develop so you're just dipping cheap meat into slightly flavoured waterNow don't get me started on Korean BBQ...
my life a movie wow x
>>224816014Yeah I'll be spending time with my family for a birthday as well so I'm just going to try and only have one or 2 rather than bottles etc. >>224816044Definitely, my body just feels battered and bruised all over from cumulative drinking and shit sleep
>>224816141what kind of movie x
>>224816157Niggas Revenge (2001)
>>224816138Me on the train in 3 hours
>>224816152body can deal wth the booze it's grim but can deal with itit's the mental strain that's difficultthe walking into your local boozer after being blacked out there for an hour the week before and not knowing what happened whether you're barred, people will remember you acting xyz and so on
what has andy burnham done for you?
>>224816067probably be the worst idea they've ever had, apart from HLZNTL
>>224816135glasgow but its only for a history coursethe others dont have it or what ive looked at anyway
Just dotting the i's and crossing the t's on the World of Warcraft: Forever /brit/ guild
>>224816181glasgow is an alright place desu u do have those utterly insane anti english "im irish" types but aside from that it's a kinda vibey place probably in top 5 cities in the uk
>>224816163>Three neo-nazi skinheads try to intimidate their black neighbors out of the 'hood, only to find themselves sex slaves to these big-dicked studs and their Puerto-Rican friend.Why do you know about this rorke?
>>224816182Ayo I don't have beta accessI heard EU realms were fuckedAlso WOW is anonymous so this idea is sound
>>224816182just you on your own in there is it?
>>224816176Have you considered not getting wasted on alcool like a teenager mong or a village's local buffoon?
>>224815790Adoption should be illegalDeeply fucked up practice that’s so normalized.
i have little interest in social relationships and am indifferent to praise and criticism
im scroncongulating
>ten universities to close in the next 4 years
>>224816221>Deeply fucked up practiceGiving orphans a loving home?
>>224816219have you considered not being low iq?
>>224816176Luckily I've just been drinking in my house by myself so I don't have to worry about that but yeah I get what you mean deegsy. Head feels fuzzy like I'm mongtarded
>>224816228You’re a retarded nigger
miss playing on the brit rsps
>>224816233Yes but it hasnt worked sofar.
>>224816218I can join him :D
>>224816232It’s a humiliation ritual for everyone involved, never met an adopted person who wasn’t fucked up in one way or another
>>224816055K so basically you're admitting that you're a paedophile
>>224816231The only people that are going to mourn the loss of Swindon metropolitan are Indian students who can't 'study' business there anymore
>>224816250got your answer then haven't ya ;)>>224816234i get it but after i've had like 3-4 drinks i dont want to be bouncing off the walls alone at my gaffer need to be out there among people even if i'm just sat quietly in the corner, problem is when you rock up at your local at 6pm already a bottle of wine in then it's not difficult to be shitfaced by the time it's 10pm
>>224816201Rorke's got a starring role in it mate
we need some more wokes in herewe need some more wokes in herethere's too many rorkes, too many many rorkestoo many rorkes, too many many rorkes
>>224816180regloss was integrated into JP eventually, hopefully all the mekpark girls will debut and do the same..
>>224816265It's just not economical465,000 graduates last yearOnly 10,000 jobs are designed for graduates each yearUniversity will just revert to being done by the oligarchs again in a few decades
>>224816239i'm indifferent to this post
>>224816117>that'sa joke btw im an incel)yeah I can tell
>>224816291She should marry Sir Elliot Page
I just rorke up
nigga said economical
>>224816304congratulations you passed the test
pig farming law amendments changed porke
>>224816291the black + white + anorexia makes this look like auschwitz
>>224816020venezulan is exotic i guess
Faucci and Ferguson, what should be their fate? Discuss
bold new cutlery designs changed forke
>>224816320good post
https://cartoonporn.pro/vids/6531/horse-shows-the-craft-of-deep-mining/
>>224816319
>>224816294>University will just revert to being done by the oligarchs again in a few decadesGood, while we're at it we can start bringing in vocational courses for subjects like nursing which absolutely do not require 3 years of university and thousands of pounds of debt to study
>>224816327Who and who
Youtube shorts algorithm now showing me montages of epic obama owning blumpf moments and the comments are the most turd world brown things i’ve ever seen in my life, brownies really loved king nigger huh
>>224816231half the universities at least should be closed/mergedwhat is the ponit of hte bottom half of the league table universitiesif a university doesn't by standard/default give an education in the specific subject that is inherently desireable for further qualifiations or job market then what is its purpose?we should also probably distinguish between universities and vocational things like arts colleges, the old polytechniques and things like thatthere is absolutely nothing wrong with the latter but they should not "universities" in the same sense
I owe something like £80k in student loans because of interest over many many yearsWill any of it be paid back? Will it fuck
>>224816319blud is the locked character
>>224816349>g which absolutely do not require 3 years of university and thousands of pounds of debt to studyactually mental how that ever happened
Hitler lost and now we all must pay the price
>>224816367lmao
>>224816326>>224816327>>224816345holy wogoli
ariana grande, more like *looks up what is opposite of grande in italian* ariana piccolo
>>224816365i think im on track to pay mine back which is very disappointing for me
>>224816355>desireable for further qualifiations or job market then what is its purpose?keep people out of work for 3-8 years so the elderly claim their pension later
>>224816390u should know this from eating at pizza express xx
>>224816391whole SLC management needs raping
ariana got a latinx nigga to feed her
watching a great war documentary
>ceo loses laptop>canslad please help we don't know what the fuck we're doing>see it's definitely in cork since the logs say it's in cork but the ceo's been in london the past week so how did get to dublin when the ceo is in london and had it with him this morningBECAUSE MICROSOFT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK RETARDSThank you for reading my blog
TOYOTA CREDIT I OWE YOU TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. BANK OF AMERICA I OWE YOU SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. MASTERCARD I OWE YOU THIRTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. THAT’S MONEY, THAT EVEN IF I HAD, I’D NEVER PAY IT. I’M STEALING FROM YOU. YOU’RE NEVER GETTING THAT MONEY BACK
>>224816409I don't eat out any more due to cozzy livs crisis
if an employer isn't looking at your university on your cv and going "decent" what is the point of that university? obv nucances between them supposedly bath is really good for finance or some shitbut which employer is ever looking at "nottingham trent" or whatever with anything other than a sighthere is 0 added value here
>middling uni>good stem degree>only a 2:1>haven't been in a degree related job for yearsit's taking it's toll on me
>>224816428based
whole cock needs coming off
>>224816442see>>224816431if your university isn't known for your subject then why would any employer give a shit? i'm sorry you were sold this lie but it's completely pointlessnot even joking you should probably try and do a Master's degree at a reputable university so at least u can be like "oh i went to a russell brick"
I really only went to uni to get away from my parents. Couldn't give a toss about what I was studying. Now I'm a NEET who will kill himself soon. Bazinga!!!!!
>cartoonporn.proyeah i ain't clicking that
>>224816414t.
>>224816319watch out rasheed, theres a ninja!
>>224816496me
>>224816256>It’s a humiliation ritual for everyone involved,In what sense?
for me it's justcartoondicks
>>224816466it's ranked 10-15th for it which isn't awful but not great either but lots of people with worse manage to make something of it so it's my fault
Instead of sending teenagers to uni for three years so they can rack up debts they'll never pay back to study subjects they'll never work in why not just give them 10 grand to do what they want with? They can travel/enjoy themselves for a year, blow off all that steam and the state saves 10's of thousands per person that chooses this instead of uni
sopa de macaco uma delicia
there's no way i can get conscripted as a twink i'd be bummed rotten
>>224816511child abandoned by his actual parents and forced to larp like the people who bought him are his parentsparents have to spend resources raising someone they’re not related to
cash injection incoming from grandad no more credit card debt for de lids it lush xx
>>224815744do the scottish men still wear those skirts?
my uni was shit but it worked out for me. my uni bit on my CV is just one line
the only employers who would ever care about uni i've had probably didn't even know it existed, but it checked the box of "needing a degree" and it's barely even in the top 100
>>224816529>abandonedwhat if they're dead?>have to*Want to, adoption is voluntary for the parents
RIP Swayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=078UoCSk71shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGRxjcsUOropouring one out for big homie one more play bro RIP
>>224816419Time for you to run the company now lad, nothing else for it
>>224816390Piccola is feminine, more appropriate
>>224816442>>only a 2:1i got a 2:2 and somehow managed to go back and do a masters but the classes didn't have many people so i suspect it was just to fill spacemaybe do that since you should definitely get in somewhere
>>224816549rip to a real one
remember when /brit/ tried to psyop everyone into being gay with the um gimmick
>>224816549never even heard of him
want to post a really messy URL to bait someone into posting "mcafee" to it but there's no way of doing that these days
>>224816539only for weddings
>>224816552ah right ok thanks mate *kisses you*
rip brudda
Constatly refreshing the page to reroll for some interesting comment
>>224816551Ah I love it here since everyone else is a retard
what if he had a goatee
>>224816442what 'gree
Police bit off more than they could chew with this one. He wasn't some nobody, millionaire banker, finance connections, royals connections, high society people. His sisters got a BBC interview in one fucking day and the evidence is pretty strong it wasn't him. Whoever is in charge of that case has just fucked his entire career and life up he is fucking finished.
Got the Winged Migration documentary on. Literally just film of birds innit. Doing the geese at the moment.
>>224816517whats the problem then?no one is again seeing bristol/leeds/exeter w.e. university and thinking "well they've wasted their time"sure u wont be as competitive as someone from imperial or oxbridge or whatever but who cares very few people are and you're obviously ont angling for the top jobs out of uni
remember that guy who died from a botched penis extension surgery lmao
read poo postspost poo posts
>>224816539fell over on a mountain top and got mud up my arse in view of a few dozen people in mine. boxers looked thoroughly shat
>>224816603he did it
>>224816617my face when seeing a pinkpantheress mp4
>>224816603wrong actually you can't slander the dead so you can say whatever you want
actually and unironically poo screaming
>>>/tv/223259793
>>224816641I have the air traffic controller's voice memorised since he has such a cool smooth voice"United 93 if you hear Cleveland centre ident" he says like a fuckin cowboy
Mental how Ricky Gervais is objectively unfunny, to the point where he's a lolcow and in his head everyone doesn't like him because he's too out thereSchizophrenic levels of cognitive dissonance
A Nazi Portuguese PoliticianHis name translates as "Cock Black"
>>224816603he already had prior for running a woman over on his motorbikeand he was arrested with Class A drugs tooIt's unfortunately he's killed himself but like, if it was him then he's taken a way out. If it wasn;t him it was only going to be a slap on the wrist
Got my shiny starter. Not the one I wanted most but I'm happy with him
i got a 2:2 in a humanities degree from a rustlers group uni and I got my dream job which has subsequently propelled me into a business where I am working alongside people who have MBAs from ivy league universities.
>>224816554don't think I have the drive or money for it>>224816600aerospace eng>>224816608I have an almost four year gap because of elves with a middling degree and a few years total relevant work experience and I keep telling myself it's pointless to try now
don't think I can go a single weekend without drinking
>>224816548sounds like we have a coping abandoned baby in the thread
out of booze, delirium tremenstoil looms
>>224816641unironically what did they mean by this
>>224816603>Whoever is in charge of that case has just fucked his entire career and life up he is fucking finishedhahahah this is the London Met Police we’re talking about.
>>224816691the office was good imoeverything else absolute shite
>>224816647Guarantee that's a man
haunted by the image of that lads hairy pooey arsehole
>>224816727many such cases“they” won’t tell you this but the only way to save your life is to switch to another drug, try weed, mdma, shrooms, anything but the medieval peasant juice
“I hope you get Wayne Couzened” is a mad thing to say lmao
>>224816603the arday mob strangely quiet about this one
Are britons who drink alcool in moderation and never get drunk really that rare?
post it
>>224816696At any point of the last ten years if someone had searched my house they would have also found class A drugs, I may be a piece of shit but it really isn't any sort of signifier of character.
>>224816603The detective leading the investigation on that case was some hijabi DEI hire working 12 hours per week on £500,000 per year with £10,000,000+ in pension.Interesting predicament for the establishment. Do they side with their kin or their golem?
>>224816718yeah you'd need a masters for a job in that
>>224816727Was sat outside a pub with my dad a few years ago and a bloke in a dishevelled suit came up to us and calmly explained all of this to us, so my dad went to the corner shop and bought him four cans.
>>224816692dictatorship of the black cock
>>224816762constable raging incel at your service
>>224816758yeah i reckon i'll get back on the opioids, they're unironically safer
>>224816754>hairyGood>pooeyNot good
>>224816767Nah my boring bastard colleagues exist
>>224816697How many times did you have to restart the game to get that? Was it worth it? Had an autistic mate that used to go on about shiny pokemon and I couldn't give less of a shit, don't think I would have even noticed if I'd caught one
>>224816767only working class scummers and sad lonely degenerates are like that
>>224816727unbased me
ultimate fantasy?
>>224816797Thank God
>>224816617bet she's never read a book in her life
>>224816762reminds me of this classic
>>224816787lmao
>>224816705My dream job is hanging out with seals all day but I am not permitted to do it
>>224816808'
>>224816767in uni every time i drank i got drunk
>>224816804What are you, some blue blooded high class noble?
>>224816785yer da was swindled
My dream job unironically would be to just have a massive knob and do porn
>>224816833yes
>>224816719same>>224816718>I keep telling myself it's pointless to try nowat some point you have to accept that there are two scary options: continuing as you are now; or trying to change things with the risk and effort that entails. one of these things will eventually be least bad that's where you end up>>224816705>dream job>colleagues are MBAs from Ivy Leaguewtf is your dream job fucking "business"
any directionless oafish twats in
>>224816617It's amazing how much sex appeal she doesn't have.
>>224816762>told his colleague he would "rape and annihilate her"he posted here guaranteed
>>224816767Less so than it used to be, in the 90s everyone was drunk all the time. Now it's all expensive people aren't doing it so much.
I hate myself so much for allowing myself to ruin the entirety of my 20s because of depression. I'm so far behind now
raping and annihilating my own arse
>>224816842gay porn I presume
>>224816549respect to the scene elders
>>224816844I had my dream job (which didn't pay amazingly at all) but it meant that I could then get into a high paying career at a high profile business because I had a very particular set of skills they wanted
>>224815543they're fully convinced the whole situation is a rehash of WW2 so now is finally their chance to roleplay as churchill rebuking the pussy neville chamberlains of the world and standing up to putlerthey are possessed by the whole postwar mythos of britain
>>224816823>greenockyah
>>224816842Gay porn I assume?
>>224816854*raises a withered claw*
>>224816843My Lord...>>224816862Inflation doing something good for once
Feel guilty about wasting my weekend but I don't know how to not waste it, everything seems pointless when you have no friends
>>224816782why even turn this into a question of biomass? the senior ranking officers are always white men who enable this corruption.
>>224816864HOWLING
>>224816697ayoo highly persistent indeed
>>224816790wouldn’t be my first choice but do what you have to do. survive lil nigga i’m sure you still have the potential to positively impact at least one other person who needs you
>>224816728basically making an NFL-style merch range, they were founded in 1893
>>224816256how many adopted people have you met?
what does poo scianf mean
>>224816864this is me.I’m doing better but I can’t get over how much time I’ve lost.
>>224816920they just had uber eats dropped off and there were some mistakes in the delivery
>>224816920mmhmm they lathering each other up x
Listen, moidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2Sf4g_PIg
>>224816864still got 40 more years left of working age. can recover before rertirement
>>224816782They should have given that job to me instead, I would have still been a DEI foreigner while being able to do the job
Planning a heist at Marwell zoo. The prize? A single penguin.
>>224816920>>224816945Haha yh niggas getting zesty with each other
right well then
god I am so fucking gay
right
anyone know why the price of redberry pie is plummeting?https://secure.runescape.com/m=itemdb_oldschool/Redberry+pie/viewitem?obj=2325
>>224816979yeh
reading lyrics and struggling to connect, how does a person empathise with something they've never experienced?
>>224816738no woman knows what the word "onahole" means
going to play some metro exodus
>>224816983go on then
Gonna bake some charlie cakes
Rorke's kecks
>>224816802Couple hundred. I like collecting them so it's worth it for me and I enjoy the grind. Can certainly see why it wouldn't be for everyone though
>>224816823Does that really need a news article? I really doubt that was the worst thing that happened in greenock that evening
>>224816994alri prosmanpost pics of you ripping some clouds
>>224817001walking through airport security in these
I predict there shall be a nonce update on David Walliams soon. His publisher has just dropped all his kids books.
>>224816999i dont know. but someone does. you asked if anyone does, and someone certainly does.
>>224817001me wearing these and asking lasses if they'll let the third tower hit
new>>>/tv/223259793>>>/tv/223259793>>>/tv/223259793
>>224817035thinking i should have gone with "asking them if they wanna hit the third tower" instead
posted it agaib award
>>224816979low demand because of bot nukes
>>224817032Maybe, but it’s more likely just a consequence of kids not caring about print media anymore
>>224817054>>224817054>>224817054new
Don't have any sweet treats in the house and can't be fucked to go to shop. This is a problem that will inevitably escalate.
>>224817030scream