Max Power edition
>>224817070>going back home>...watching a moviewhore
>>224817054Genuinely must have been so much fun working at lads mags in the early 2000s. Unfortunately my journalism degree is entirely useless now that it's dead media.
>>224817085screeeere
Something big about to drop about David Walliams
Hello hello
Max Power subedition
>>224817100Oi don't steal my post
>>224817085coldplay if ed shreen: pale pale palestine
David Foster Walliams
Why do people treat Heinz like some sort of national institution? It's an American company that's barely been in the country one hundred years. I'm boycotting them from now on.
>>224817113sorry im new to this lingo. can you explain what m2 is please?
>>224817001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIrDc6Ob7Y
>>224817070god I need her to spit in my mouth
>>224817118me slithering back to my lair/bedroom
>>224817113what exactly made you decide to dedicate your entire life to posting about niggers raping children in order to mildly annoy a few dozen strangers on the internet
Was going to give someone a (you) for their funny joke in the last thread but I accidentally clicked “post” instead of “next” on the captcha, sorry to that anon deprived of validation for their joke but I don’t feel like waiting another minute just to post “kek”
>>224817095write us a headline lad go on
int main(poo)
>>224817168it lush
>>224817100First I've heard of it. Tell us more!
>>224817146he wasn't even there and all that anyway
>>224817070girlies day in
>>224817199he's not even a foreignerhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/2l-6Hg-BJAY
we love walton goggins in here don't we folks
>>224817189this is your one and only life and this is how you're spending it
>>224817095You can still make big AIPAC money writing sympathetic articles towards Israel
>>224817216
RuneFest 2026NEC Campus Hall 5, Birmingham3 - 4 Oct 202610am - 8pm See you there.
Brits be like>Yeah I got a good degree in seventh form prep, it was 3⅓:5.52, so I graduated to leaving tertiary license
:/:|
>>224817178invalid
>>224817146>got bombedbased stevie is a 9/11 truther
poocretia, my erection, dance the ghost with me
ride demmie
Autumn.
Reckon if I ever went to Israel they'd have me converted in a heartbeat and I'd come back singing the praises of god's chosen people Would only take one bitch built like Abigail Shapiro to flutter her eyes at me and I'd fold
>>224817217obsessed
>>224817244Pog
>>224817268Meanwhile you're airfrying smiling potato shapes in your zone 1 apartment.
>>224817267Not a fan of blacks but their memes are funny
>>224817146Need qrd on this guy
>>224817054remember wanking to this
>>224817236
seeing a lot of women inflating their faces like balloons in this thread
COCK!
>>224817277big boob jewish girl kick me in the balls
>>224817318It’s a metaphor for their inflated self worth thanks to simps worshipping any 4+/10 woman online
>>224817327*ears perk up*where?
>>224817095I used to work at Dennis Publishing before it was made defunct and worked with a number of guys who wrote and edited these sorts of titles in their 20s, it sounded absolutely mental. And they were making a fortune too.
>>224817201would love to chain her up naked in my cellar and train her to be my sex slave
>>224817300you wank over cars do you?
scots be like dude weans lmao
>>224817339Nice of him to let his girlfriends mum come along
Cody: Possession is nine tenths of the law.
>rorke nh tribrid (fearless, fast switches, hunts in deep wildy)>leftypol safe camping edge pker (eats at full health, refuses to risk, runs to the safe zone)
>>224817362good post
>>224817158
>>224817373rorke pking wildly altar users
>>224817175Rorke SLAMMED by Leftypol in outrageous online spat
glod
>>224817388Scientists breed dog with rock [gone too far?]
>>224817046/tv/ is such an awful board lmao
>>224817410now THAT grabs me
sir poo shittington
making moneyhttps://prices.runescape.wiki/osrs/item/2325
>>224817388fat bastard chubby tubby eating all the fucking fish in the sea look at this rotund blubber
>>224817388hes like ball
this is where i post from
Rorke spamming "phr33 st00f pl0x" not recognising that modern day Old School RuneScape has lost it's jovial nature and is now an AFK game for "Deloitte consultants to keep on their second monitor" (a quote from the CEO of Jagex).
was twitter as bad as it was before X? I see people being horrible every dayit's always chuds and manosphere types
my willy fell off
>>224817449health and safety wouldn't allow this these days
>>224817451it was like 60% freak and 40% normaloid before and now its 80% freak 20% normaloid
>>224817450scr reddit ruined osrs
>>224817340Front was still a thing when I was at uni but it was very clear it was on the way out, as were all the vidya mags. Such a grim time to be learning the industry with every lesson starting with "it isn't like this any more" and being told we should aim for buzzfeed style shite. I don't know anyone from my course that actually ended up a journalist, a lot of content writers and marketers.
>>224817449If I worked there I would have nightmares about falling off the edge
>>224817450when i tried getting back into osrs i gave up when i realised that every other person at the fishing spot i was using was a bot
who up raping they rorke
>>224817451don't know as the only thing i see on there is half naked oriental ladies
Uwaga! Uwaga!
>>224817451>using X
>>224817450it's so shit now everyone cares about efficiency and second monitor or gay fucking cosmetics it's the complete opposite of what it was meant to be and they ruined it
>>224817451obviously depends what you mean by bad doesn't it. it was far far far more moderated and left wing
>>224817520and it was miles better for it lmao don't even try and pretend it's better now
>>224817470I was lucky enough to get several years working in print media before, like many of my colleagues, the redundancy rounds finally caught up. Moved to PR. I miss those days so much, it was so fun.
>>224817340>>224817470You lads should work writing for those a5 gossip mags called stuff like “OMG!” or “WOW!”, they have pretty funny headlines >I slept with 8 men on my hen do and now my fiancé wants to break up on our wedding day???
>>224817549i don't really know honestly i barely used it before or now
>>224817451nah it got exponentially worse after Elon bought it
>>224817587you're better off
>>224817564Sounds like a good time lad, I fell into an IT job and here I am 15 years later entirely indifferent to everything that happens around me but relatively well paid. At least I can write nice emails. >>224817566Kek can you imagine a single straight male working at one of those places?
casting voodoo hexes on my knackers
>>224817566Uhhh, oddly specific much???
>>224817591It got even worse when they started paying for engagement and third worlders started posting nonsense for pennies
leftymong still seething about the added context on X exposing his lies lmao
>>224817626reason why so much of the site is just culture war ragebait
blood in the toilet again
what's for lunch?
>>224817645That was there before Elon took over iirc
>>224817655go to the doctor you numpty
>>224817671wouldn't a plumber be better for problems with his toilet?
>>224817617I would love to work for one of those magazines, could you imagine being paid to sit there and come up with ridiculous shite like “I had sex with my son and now I’ve been kicked out of my reading group!”
>>224817659Rum
Seeing the proverbial tonight
I'm ready for bed already
>>224817692"I married a cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp but I caught him cheating on me with the toaster!"
>>224817692They don't come up with thatThose are real stories
>>224817726I find it hard to believe people genuinely contact those publications so they can scandalize the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to them
>>224817451Same shit but the opposite crowd now (exactly why leftylol is sweeting about it)
My feral son won't stop talking about leftypol and rorke - BUT THEY DON'T EXIST!
>What happens when mass immigration transforms a country in a generation? @NickJFreitas went to Britain to see it firsthand and returned with a warning for America.https://x.com/theblaze/status/2100358758027186323lmao what planet are MAGAtards on? Why didn't he just go to downtown LA instead?
She bought a dog for sex but she didn't expect it to KNOT HER MOUTH - The divorcee who got SUFFOCATED with DOG COCK and CUM
singin' I love rapin' rorkeSo put another cock in Rorke's arse leftyI love rapin' rorkeSo come on and take the time to rape rorke with me
god
An important documentary on Theme Park Worldwidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nieuSvcYtg
>>224817762Rorke doesn't think very much leave him be
>>224817557screa,
>>224817821What is the French version of Bradford
>>224817821>I wanted GOOD but instead I got SHIT
>>224817841Marseille
2. This certainty is not a bare conjectural and probable persuasion, grounded upon a fallible hope;a but an infallible assurance of faith, founded upon the divine truth of the promises of salvation,b the inward evidence of those graces unto which these promises are made,c the testimony of the Spirit of adoption witnessing with our spirits that we are the children of God:d which Spirit is the earnest of our inheritance, whereby we are sealed to the day of redemption.e
>London>good
we call it Donedon on here big guy
only 2pmsick of wfh toil wish i could go to bed
>>224817841Describe Bradford
>>224817831Family guy is funny when it swears because they bleep it out. Obviously insane with it being a cartoon They did an episode about the black censorship bars and another joke about it with the ding-a-ling song (because it wouldn't be very funny if the song went "you have to have sex with her with your penis")
>>224817878she's from china, probably just amazed to see clean water and dogs not being boiled in cauldrons on the street
>>224817882why on earth would i want to stop the enemy of my enemy killing my enemy? use your brain you imbecile
>>224817882Why do you people struggle to understand that not everybody in the world is as invested in middle-east slop politics as you? Why do you think everybody has to have a side in something? Grow up man
>>224817805a fucking market I'm going insane
>>224817882Why should I care about Jews? It's muslims who are all inbred retarded scum who rape and murder people.reckon you'd be hard pressed to find a Jewish perpetrator of a rape in the UK in the last year.
>>224817888screaming this was me
>>224817898*Ross from FRIENDS voice* could you BE any more racist!?
>>224817891like Marseilles but northern and grim
at sea lads
The Ocado delivery
>>224817891
>>224817921leftypol mongs always bend over backwards to defend the worst possible people. very strange
>>224817891full of pakis full of wronguns grim shithole worst drivers in the whole country
>>224817931Hope you drown you fucking freak.
>>224817933medals in the post
>>224817926My quick wikipedia analysis makes me think more of Lille
Just learned that the UK Government has ordered Apple and Google to install AI image detection software on all phones which requires ID to remove
>>224817821might go down for a bradford daytrip if she can sell it
>>224817931i had to work using a ferry as transport and got a few days off because it was cancelled with full pay
>>224817956for what purpose
>>224817956Makes sense, good way to catch nonces. I've got nothing to hide, do you?
>>224817973they want to make it impossible to view naked images without ID
Bradford is literally by itself responsible for Yorkshire topping this list
>>224817931arrr matey
anyone know about derestricting ebikes?
>>224817996probably tops the list of all sorts of horrible things regionally and nationally
Are you psychologically prepared for total war against Russia?
I don't really understand how insurance even exists. Why would I put money into the slim possibility my house might catch on fire when I can just pocket the money and be extra careful it wont catch on fire? A lot of people have been hoodwinked i reckon, doesnt make sense
>>224817956yep iphones now mean you have to put your ID into them to use them in the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEAIid1iVcthe glisten
having an extreme mental health episode
>>224818020no because one of the top stories on the news today is a moose crossing the road
>>224818013if you dont know how to do it then you arent intelligent enough to be responsible with one
the future is going to be so grim and no one seems to care
>>224817956I set my location as Germany when I set up my phone and I don’t seem to be affected by any of this shit
The founders of Israel, all educated in Germany and the Soviet Union, were benefitting from centuries of sponging European Gentile innovation and insights. Four generations later, forced to live among themselves where they can't steal somebody else's ideas, they default back to their true form: a chicken swinging, baby penis sucking, child sacrificing barbarians.
>>224818020I'm siding with Russia in the war. I'm simply not fighting alongside tranny pakis and fat ugly english women to protect this absolute shithole.
>>224818038how so?
>anyone know about derestricting ebikes?
>>224818038just end it mate
british deep state fucking love their never ending psyops
>>224818048the past was grimmer though
well?
>>224818026I live in a flat with some very weird and stupid neighbours so im not willing to take that chance
>>224818082The more I think about it the more I realise the relative freedom and economic prosperity of the late 20th and early 21st century was just a blip.
>>224817449Tracy island?
Mucked out my bum
I got a haircut (short back and sides grade 1) 6 weeks ago and it hasnt grown at all. I'm 34 years old, is it over? Is Norwood knocking on the door
right well I'm gay
>>224818020>defense spending slashed>somehow the uk is going to war
proper mad how a painting can just completely move you inside
Just had a lovely piss and all that
>>224818095he's in the kitchen
>>224817451Maybe get on blue.sky theyre full of love and joy x
>>224818124the norwood reaper looms over you
>>224818026insurance is kinda a con because of the increases in premium resulting from claims and the difficulty of making a claimhowever, if your £250,000 property falls down the only way you're maybe getting that money back is insurance. while u can minimise that risk you can never 0% risk it.it's therefore a necessary evil even tho for most things you never actually want to make a claim even if it's theoretically valid
>>224818111For Britain we peaked in the 1920s and we never recovered from the second world war. Every decade afterwards was managed decline. Humiliation over Suez in the 50s, currency crisis in the 60s, nightmare in the 70s, the 80s was a brief respite, recession in the 90s and respite in the 2000s until 2008 and its been a right mare ever since.
>>224818145until football community, peng tings and demmies move I'll be staying
>>224818170ough~
>>224818047doesnt make sense does it
Diego cracks me up
mental how you are statistically more likely to crash your car if somebody else crashes into youi wonder what causes it
>>224818143can you tell him to hurry up
>>224818173Nice that I got to live through the best period of comfort in human history. Not so nice that I have to watch everything get worse and worse until I slowly die of microplastic poisoning.
>>224818020Bbc not using a wog for this image. Interesting
America's electoral laws are very similar to "soft dictatorships" like Belarus and Russia. The European Union sanctioned Belarus years ago for requiring 1% of a provinces signatures to get on the ballot on the grounds that it is "undemocratic," but in America states you often need even MORE signatures to get on the ballot. Neither Republicans or Democrats are subject to the onerous and ever changing rules they establish to prevent third parties from running. State legislators regularly change ballot access rules and openly brag that they do it to stop third parties from taking their votes.
>>224818190thanks but that wasn't a joke lol
>>224818170lets roll around with mama !
is there any downside to starting university in january/february other than missing fresher girls?
>>224818188
can I call you meesta
>>224818223dont waste your time with university its not the 1990s anymore mate
>>224818235mbongo and his 200kg white gf
>>224818235the human race being crushed under the greed of the boomers
>>224818213The idea you openly 'register' as a member of one of the two allowed parties and people can just look it up is hilarious desu
>>224818213america is a textbook oligarchy
it's gaming time
brother is overfeeding is 2 year old daughter, shes 3st at that age. feel really bad about it, hes a mong that just uses food to silence her
why are you gae
Think I'm going to reimage my Chromebook from entirely defunct galliumOS to Mint XFCE so it stops behaving like such a spasmoid
>>224818252my ex-girlfriend makes £35k a year straight out of it so idk but i know what you mean
Join us for an evening of business networking and social relaxation at the elegant Malmaison Hotel in Piccadilly, Manchester. This event offers the perfect blend of business and leisure, providing a welcoming space to unwind with a few drinks while broadening your professional network in a relaxed and friendly atmosphere.
>>224818279hey alright
Spent three years at a very good uni wanking, drinking, smoking, playing PS3, eating takeaways, and scraping by academically, before spending all weekend on class A party drugs at clubs and parties Didn't do a massive amount of shagging though truth be told
>>224818278
>>224818281she's a woman they get all the jobs now
>>224818235
do people still play garrys mod
>>224818331s
>>224818314what sector are most of these new jobs in
think i'll have a cup of coffee (Nescafe classic)
>>224818342wanking
>>224818337yeah rorke does
>>224818349corr could do with sucking a covfefe myself
>>224818331Kek quality
men are surplus
chatroom would you rather get £5,000,000 now or 1p per step for the rest of your life?
bad timeline robbie williams would be like"let meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking raaaaaape you"
Where are all the men? On /brit/?
>>224818400men get jobs which already existfoids get jobs which have been invented
>>224818393the instant 5 millione cos I'm not patient enough to walk for money
>>224818372Need a good war to sort it out
>>22481839310000 steps a day is only £100 lmao
>>22481839310k a day seems quite good
youre getting shagged by the tigers
>>224818393Does jogging count as steps
>>2248183935 mil 1p per step is like £50 a day
>>224818262It's more like a zionist dictatorship
>>224818433you do not walk 100,000 steps a day lil bro
>>224818393assuming you walk 1k steps per day, that's 36,500/yearin 50 years you wouldn't even break 2 millionwhat kind of question is this
What are cybernetics?
Would you rather have £20,000,000 in your bank or work a regular 9-5 for live?
>Russia about to attack Souvlaki gapyou guys ready for WW3?
>>224818482>1k steps per day>tfomdz
i am sofa king we todd ed
meant 10k >>224818482
>>224818393nobody does anything in the world for just 1p except for musicians who earn less than that for their song plays on streaming services
https://www.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/1wjmhmv/hen_dostag_do_season_nothing_beats_an_easyjet/
>>224818496is Slowdive aware of this?
>>224818496yeah it might get me a job im sick to fuck of applying for them
>>224818493Definitely the latter I love working and toilstein and being a good little wageslave :)
>>224818496don't think that's anywhere near preston m8
enough of this crap i'm going for a walk
what's the point of war when AI is just going to kill us all within 3 years
>>>www.reddit.comit's just too blatant these days
>>224818496>Souvlaki gap
>>224818550they're on the same planet
>>224818552Hope it does
>>224818555fuck off newfag we're all casualuk posters here
I've raped lads at 9999999mph on here within that timeframe
>>224818562More of a gyros gap man myself
>>224818526What if I launched a song that is one second long and got it on apple music and then just played it on a loop constantly at home? I'd make 1p a second, and ultimately, £864 a day.
>>224818585>in space of a millisecondnot sure why this is relevant. almost all software problems are caused in an instant.
>>224818496Belarus is conducting military exercises on the border there is no need to be concerned comrade
leftypol got caught
>>224818597spotify is easier to game and there's lots of scammers doing similar already
Love Russians, me. Just love the aesthetic, they're so depressed and miserable and mysterious
>>224818610It's a publication for boomers
>>224818532people are having sex just to kill time before a plane lands while I’m still an incel
you ever hear about them airlines that gave you unlimited first class tickets for a one time fee of like $250,000? i would have bought one and just spent my life in the air
watching american students in the uk and the most common thing they say is that they can go out at night alone feeling safe
Lady who lives in the flat below me is russian and I am bizarrely attracted to her. She must be in her early to mid 40s but she just seems perfect and is very sweet.
>>224818020The JewKay won't do shitthe Scuds will rain down on London and Birmingham
>>224818623i love the style of writing they use in these legal reports. ai could never achieve this level of clarity and directness. i especially love police reports written by ex military people where they say shit like "based on my experience and training" when something is not a fact.
>>224818623Haha that wacky Kramer up to his tricks again
>>224818623>jerry: just because you love femboys, doesn't mean you need to make a reddit account to announce it to the whole world!>kramer: but is it really love if you don't?
>>224818678painfully obvious how foreign you are
>>224818678oh no what a shame
smack that, all on the floor
well that's the job search put on hold till 2027
much to think about
hi
>>224818658I remember an indian student telling me he loved there were no stray dogs roaming the streets at night but he got spooked when I told him about the foxes
>>224818721Freak. Fucking freak
>>224818718whatsapping this to me mam right this second that'll buy me some more time
>>224818721i want a cute argie girl to whisper to me in that stupid accent while giving me a sweet and loving handjob
>>224818690you're brown lol
Russia: Tolstoy, dostoevsky, pushkin, tarkovsky, TchaikovskyUkraine: ??????????
>>224818718september is the 2nd best because companies want to use up their budget after people stop summer
are bbc taking the piss or summat
>>224818761Woman I like is obsessed with dostoyevskyJust seems a bit gay really
>>224818761errrr they have National Peasant-Poet, totally different to National Peasant-Poet of Lithuania, and National Peasant-Poet of Poland
>>224818751i'm not a woman.>>224818744you don't know the half of it.
>>224818776i will not say iti will not say iti will not say iti will not say it...she'd know
>>224818722>e got spooked when I told him about the foxesahahh
>>224818774will not be whatsapping me mam this
Can I get (You). And can you make last forever. I said I'm bout to Wotan roar. And I don't know if I'ma see you again
>>224818761the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game series was made by Ukrainians
>>224818776which ones the whale lmaooooo
>>224818776i didnt know the bbc would call their newsreporters that
The argentina nonce is posting on the paedophile botnet website for attention. He switches to Sweden, South Africa, sometimes Germany and Japan because those are all the available flags you can choose on the website.
>>224818790yeah but you can find me oneor you can just do it yourself
>>224818838hmm yes very interesting
>>224818668>She must be in her early to mid 40s butWhat do you mean "but"?
new>>224818853>>224818853>>224818853
>>224818838delusional, seek therapy.
>>224818827Not really on the same level of the people I mentionedVideo games are at the end of the day a fancy toy for children
>>224818747well you aren't doing anything in the wars currently going on so this doesn't concern you anyway coward. there's your singular reply
