swiftly made the new so i didn't have to respond to that gimp

>>224820752
good lad
think 99% of drinking games are awful where either you "win" and dont get what you want to do i.e. actually drink
or it just encourages people with drinking problems to get even more shitfaced
i guess it's better htan some utter cringe shit like playing board games or video games or whatever
just play fun flirtly games like turth or dare etc

>>224820870
because you were done

part of me wants to go for a midnight psychosis walk in my undies but I'm not on any drugs so wouldn't cope with the cold

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>>224820879

So we've established that in the fantasy of being an aldi employee, Spaino thinks that 29 pence above minimum wage is a good wage

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nth for the holodem

yeah thats him done

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There he is

>>224820895
looked it up, jrr tolkein does not fund or support any "Shut The Fuck Up Foundation", meaning this image is libel
just a warning.

>>224820904
231 4

>>224820897
Minimum wage is an appropriate compensation for runttoil and only students and women work in retail. Whats your point

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>>224820928
Lovely fella

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Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

>>224820960
I just like pointing out how pathetic his life is with this pretend job gimmick he has

Some of you have never pissed in a sink and it shows

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minimum wage is far too high in this country

>>224820958
Back in my day Tony Blair gave us all £30 every week for nothing and we'd all go to the pub and get a drink for £1.50

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It's time...final getsuga tenshou.

>>224820992
THEM EMA DAYS SHIT WAS LIT
THEN MAINTENANCE GRANTS
THEN BURSARIES
SHIT WAS SO CASH

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/ourguy/ clav is going places
captivating the TMZ interviewer

The headache is returning, more painkillers look likely to be consumed.

used to get EMA even though my parents were loaded just because they were retired

>>224821022
Has his face got longer?

>>224821022
he looks worse every year he's gonna be bogged i tell you

>>224821044
the rest of him is shorter

>>224820928
Whiteberg

>>224820765
17x
shite

any australians want to buy me a wow beta code through their mcdonald's app

Found these in the bushes at toil get in lads

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>>224821138
Confounding post

love watching nighttime walks in rainy tokyo

forum would you rather have a 10" willy and shag once a year or a 2" willy and shag once a week?

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>>224821138

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>>224821138
>>224821138

>>224821147
what's confusing i found this "nothing" in the bushes

Just lying on my bed reflecting on things

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A church should not bar homosexuals from crossing its gates nor murder them with rocks but neither should they bend over the gospel or deny it in order to accommodate them. The truth is that they're commiting abominations in the eyes of God, and if the truth angers them, good.

>>224821135
Just buy the epic edition like I did, lad

>>224821192
Imagine it, spaino, 21 pence
You'd be rich

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>>224821147
>>224821167
Forgot pic

>>224821166
10" willy obv

>>224821166
if you're guaranteed a shag once a week i.e. a wife i'd obviously rather have a wife than no wife even tho i had a big cock

>>224821134
You really are an utter mug aren't you

>>224821234
the scrandle special

>>224821166
10" willy obviously
dick size is all that matters

>>224821166
But I don't have a 10" willy

>>224821236
nowhere did it mention having a wife you retard

Mental how people put aside their dislike of me to hate on cansnonce we all collectively hate him he's an annoying unfunny cunt who simply doesn't get our humour

in the cinema watching the latest Resident Evil

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>>224821311
I do get the /brit/ humour, lad
It's just bantz innit

>>224821311
why are you pretending to be EW?

>>224821311
yeah fair one you've got a point there

Your AI images aren't funny you mong

>>224821321
heard it’s good but /tv/ praises every zoomer movie these days

That tranny hates on every thread personality that isn't in their discord

>>224821372
Yes they are, lad

watching vlogs recorded in melbourne australia and it's insane how fit everyone is

every fifth girl is a big tittied blonde and all the guys are chads

The regular Friday night alone posting on 4chan is it?

the newest film i have watched is War of the Worlds (2025)

>>224821420
Why did you watch that? It's supposed to be one of the worst films ever made

My transformation into Tim continues. 2 weeks restricted to my bed, hardly able to get around. In constant pain.

Nice shop just came
Co-op Fairtrade Bananas 1 x £1.25 £1.25
Co-op British Lamb Shepherd's Pie 400g 1 x £4.10 £4.10
Co-op 64 Sensitive Fragrance Free Baby Wipes 1 x £0.70 £0.70
Co-op Semi-Skimmed Milk 4 Pints/2.272L 1 x £1.65 £1.65
Co-op Easy Peelers 600g 1 x £1.75 £1.75
Hula Hoops Variety Multipack Crisps 6 Pack 1 x £1.75 £1.75
Ginsters Original Cornish Pasty 227g 1 x £1.75 £1.75
Co-op Sausages with Buttery Mash 400g 1 x £4.10 £4.10
Cadbury Mini Rolls Milk Chocolate Cakes 10 Pack 1 x £3.00 £3.00
Rustlers The Champion Southern Fried Chicken Sub 158g 2 x £2.95 £5.90

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>I'm in love with the state of Jew

>>224821463
that's exactly why i watched it
it's so bad that it's actually funny

Any drug addict man in?

mental i cant stop no matter how much i want to

My plans for the evening mostly consist of trying to fit a chicken burger sensibly into a hotdog bun as that is the combination of beige food and bread products I have available to me. I expect it to be a roaring success.

>>224821488
Trying to stay away from the opioid jew with mixed results. It's certainly not an easy task.

>>224821488
yeah but not interested in talking about it again

>>224821308
how are u shagging a a woman every week with a 2 incher
if it requires you somehow having a magic luck where every weekend you go out and pull then what are the other variables? how much time u have to put in? cost? level of alcohol drunk? etc
by engaging my brain i know this above is entirely insane, therefore, what must be offered is essentially a long term relationship.
utter braindead moron

i'm not feeling great today, feeling a lot of bitterness about the past.

I dodn't go to university and it ruined my life. That one decision (or rather, lack of decision) snowballed into me being a friendless skinnyfat 29 year old KHHV.

Fucking steaming here, lads
>get a call from the fucking Latvian
>it's 'important'
>forget to pause my game
>die in my game

FUCKING CUNT

did a masters but never in my life have doen a job that required a masters
my entire career I've been surrounded by BA, BSc VERMIN
these cunts literally sign off their name in their emails like they're a doctor, eg: John Smith, BSc

do any jobs actually allow you to utilise your masters to leapfrog the humiliation that are grad schemes?

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>>224821467
in the end we all turn into tim

Why do you lot hate the Japanese so much. Their animation is amazing, their women beautiful and their food is better than yours.

Blokes spend a bit of time on the internet and think they should write a manifesto. Nigga, get into bricklaying or something, nobody reading all that. Don’t know when people decided being opinionated meant you are interesting. We used to say opinions are like arseholes, they stink and you don’t show it to anyone

>>224821525
What game, what are you drinking and what's the Latvians name?

>>224821548
I love the japanese
love anime
love the girls
love the food
simple as

>>224821548
my grandpa died in pearl harbor

>>224821548
begone vile weeb *sprays you with soy sauce*

>>224821548
oh i dont know how about the fact that theyre EVIL?

>>224821562
Hitman,. Sofia, tea since it's early

>>224821556
true

>>224821488
have you considered that you can stop even if you don't want to?

>>224821528
SCREAM IMAGINE SIGNING OFF A BACHELEORS DEGREE WHAT SHITEHOLE IS THIS
SOME UTTER CORPORATE HELLSCAPE OR WHAT

trawling my mouse through twitter

Cody getting sombre after half a pint of Miller Lite: >>224821569

Exceedingly cold toes and unsure as to where my slippers are

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>>224821548
luv em me x

>>224821587
Why did you say you were "steaming" then?
>steaming
That's a direct quote from your post.
Why do you lie about drinking?

hate when my parents tell me i'm "shy" because i refuse to come and socialise with their deathly boring boomer friends

scared about all this warmongering bollocks

On second thought the Japanese are all flatfaced yellows with dirty knees

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scr

>>224821617
same here i got a bucket filled it with hot water and now my feet are dipped in it

>>224821640
you're a nonce

>>224821634
FOY and FOW

I experience "Ideas of Reference", but I am not psychotic because I self-criticize my thoughts and actions.

>>224821671
>Cansnonce
No, that's you. See your nickname?
>Cansnonce
That's a quote from someone else, not me.

>>224821617
14 degrees, fuck it all to hell

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Didn't really think it through did they.

>>224821416
nah I just spent 15 minutes reporting all of the "made for BBC" posts and will go outside
Not to meet anyone I don't think as I have been doing that all week

werent very many people in the office today

>>224821707
or maybe we shouldn't give a fuck about yank politics here?

The Japs would hate you lot
Especially the ones licking their arse

>>224821720
Not really political though it is

>>224821707
Shouldn't apologise fuck those yanks

>>224821541
To the regiment

>>224821734
9/11
funny

>>224821707
They did nothing wrong, why should an English football team not make a shirt about their founding because of something that happened in America? Sensitive cunts.

>>224821734
bootlicking yank luver

>>224821707
That's a mental reason to recall the shirts. Who's complaining about that? I thought it was a reference to some football related incident when I saw the story.

>420,000 graduates
>10,000 graduate jobs a year
so it would take 42 years just for one year of graduates to get an appropriate job

>>224821707
>united 93
great team, cantona kanchelskis and giggs, won the league

>>224821734
Off it is, some other country whining and shitting because they think we need to be sensitive to their shit

may i have a crumb of attention?

>>224821774
>appropriate job
that's not how the world works

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>>224821774
or one month for an attractive young lady

WFH mongs were a disaster for this site

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>>224821798

Brazil flag loves his twinks

>>224821821
fuck scream

>>224821777
He's survived worse. Brought on fantasist Carl Beech every day saying he was raped by many politicians, who he named, until they were all proven to be impossible. Kept his job.

>>224821833
you're mentally ill

>>224821809
Saaar this beautiful women is very young bautiful I want fuck her

>"I got the degwee now give me the job!!!"
>*jumps up and down, crying and stomping*
Degreemongs are hysterical

>>224821809
breaking news: person gets job

>>224821763
Not a very effective position
Also umm

>>224821707
omds

>>224821833
this is obviously not true. you know how many calories there are in milk?

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DANGEROUS lack of uma posting

>>224821863
BBC unironically do this

>>224821862
Tradiemongs are retarded

(8) WATCH ME WHIP IT WATCH ME NAE NAE (8)

>>224820904
ngl the goat girl looks like she can take a dick

>>224821879
Have you got the one with two doing a dance next to each other

wfh = a shoah on 4chan

the best part about the uni scam is nobody tells degreemongs that you can forget everything you learnt if you don't apply the subject to a job and career. If you get a degree but spend the next five years working part time in a pub, you will forget what you learnt and no longer have a skill for an employer. And you're still saddled with £60k of debt lmao

>>224821879
forced gimmick only posted by novascotiapaedo and mousenonce

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might get burger for tea

>>224821909
eh not if you dont have dementia

>>224821909
unfathomably low iq post
who the fuck forgets their whole degree in 5 years and this person is already cooked if all they could do was work part time at a pub same as before a degree

>>224821887
Yeah? Well I made £150,000 last ye- wait I mean.. £12,570... ;)

WFH rorke accidentally sharing his screen and everybody seeing the twink porn and Ariana Grande posts

>>224821921
You must be underage

lads
your favourite country in each continent
go.

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>>224821879

>>224821922
Diego what is your view on Japans, how they stole curry sauce and their faces and that

Will you be cracking all your best rorke jokes when you're out with your mates tonight?

>>224821909
>£60k of debt
And the rest. I'm never paying a penny btw. Thank you for funding my 4 year long shagging-and-drugs fest.

>>224821926
can't get away with that these days with the death of cash
know a lot of uncs who packed it in because taxman had their balls in a vice all of a sudden

understand why the dinosaurs hate cards so much

>>224821922
Do you not understand how the human brain works or something lmao. Did you think people just store knowledge for decades not using it and then magically pulling it out like data from star trek whenever its needed? actual mong

Row row row your rorke gently down the Thames
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is full of BAMES

>>224821808
okay incel

>>224821942
England

>>224821942
Don't tell me when to go I'll go when I'm ready thank you very much

Do all your IRL mates laugh at your Diego jokes?

>>224821936
nope, what's your next cope?

>>224821926
scream
>>224821957
dont know anything about curry in japan
their faces as in literal faces of japnese people?
not the biggest fan but not their fault is it.
>>224821968
not sure why we've moved to decades but yes normal people can, for example, after having kids help the kids with their homework despite not doing any of that shit for 30 years, and even if they aren't instantlt competent a couple moments will refresh it.
must be a terrible life to have such an iq as low as yours

this diego fanboy is the most pathetic runt on here.

>>224821959
Haven't left my house in a month

Don't care about this princess diana stuff she was a good friend of jimmy savile

incellious slug man here

i still cannot believe this happened. i still wank to it. it happened 3 years ago. was at a party and were playing a drinking game and a girl spit into my mouth. i got a massive massive boner and ended up wanking to it as soon as i got home. hottest fucking thing to ever happen to me and likely to ever happen to me a again

>>224821982
*Arrests you*

girl at lunch (only other working class girl at toil) didn't know who wrote the canterbury tales so I laughed and mocked her with the rest of the tarquins

I've finally made it

>>224822002
Intelligence is the application of knowledge. The human brain doesn't just store knowledge even for 5 years without it being utilised in work on a regular basis. This sounds like a massive cope from a unimong who thought he was going to be intelligent and people were going to care about his degree forever lmfao

will NOT be listening to ed sheeran anymore since she cucked out to the zionists

>>224822035
:3

laptop: off
cock: out
it weekend time x

>>224822041
>only other working class girl at toil)
you aren't a woman

Dolescum Question Why Ed Sheeran Turned Down $500m

>>224822047
She?

>>224822047
his music is so shite i wouldn't listen to it even if i agreed with everything he said

>>224822047
A citizens arrest warrant is currently out for him
His next performance will be in a penitentiary

Imagine actually thinking the gay little degree project you did when you were 21 years old was going to still be in your head when you're 30 years old, bunch of retarded children on /brit/

>>224822042
>Intelligence is the application of knowledge
is it? what a strange and controversial thing to say, what are you even counting as knowledge here
>The human brain doesn't just store knowledge even for 5 years without it being utilised in work on a regular basis.
how can i remember things from school i haven't used over 25 years ago then? like shite from geography, i think you're just unfathomably low iq tbqh
>This sounds like a massive cope from a unimong who thought he was going to be intelligent and people were going to care about his degree forever lmfao
strange projection, i think uni is a waste of time for most people and significant portion should be closed.
you are though a good example of why the idea that everyone should go to uni is braindead, because you are too braindead for it to be worthwhile

>>224822047
>cucked out to the zionists
no, he submitted to billionaires because he wants to make money

ed sheeran be like i'm in love with the shape of poo i push and push when i'm on the loo and now my arse is torn in two

No need to worry everyone my slippers have been located and placed delicately onto my cold feet. Thinking of getting a nice cup of lemon and ginger tea to go along with it.

>>224822096
DONE HIM

>>224822096
s

>>224822108
it lush x

>9-10pm
Gogglebox
>10-11pm
Live from the Lycett Arms
>11pm-12.10am
That's the way, A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett
>12.10am-1,20am
Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra

well that's your friday evening entertainment sorted lads
should be more grateful to channel 4 you know

>>224822072
He's clearly got enough money.

>>224822108
That's lovely granddad

You're getting mauled by the tigers
You're getting mauled by the tiiiiiigers

Staying local or heading into town with your squad tonight?

>>224822138
haha yeah one of those hahaa

>>224822126
what's wrong with him earning more by just finishing a tour he's already committed to
>noooo change your beliefs to keep 4chan happy

watching TV is for hipsters

>>224822138
Meeting the proverbial at a fucking museum give me strength

>>224822088
>is it? what a strange and controversial thing to say, what are you even counting as knowledge here
You can have all the knowledge in the world because memory and the retention of information doesn't require a high IQ. The ability to appropriately apply this knowledge, is called intelligence. I cannot believe you didnt know this.
>how can i remember things from school i haven't used over 25 years ago then? like shite from geography, i think you're just unfathomably low iq tbqh
Because nothing has happened in your life because you're a mentally ill shut-in that hasnt done anything for many many years. Most people who didnt go on to become mathematicians remember basic mathematics taught in year 8 mate, sort it out
And the rest of your post is you pretending you're still as switched on as you were when you were 21, and that you still might have a chance. You don't mate. The crushing, grinding economic reality post-education requires you to lock-in on menial tasks at toil to make ends meet. After some time, that knowledge disappears

There are more virgins with no friends in /brit/ than there are in /britfeel/

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>>224822128
What's that sonny? Speak up

>>224822087
>bunch of retarded children on /brit/
I'm 29 years old and didn't even go to university. Off you pop then.

Finna be homeless

Macklemore, who is shit, was a cunt for doing what he did either way.

doing a read about the guy who cancelled macklemore

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kraft

you cannot make this shit up...

who listens to ed sheeran, like i have never talked to someone who said he was a fan of his.

>>224822047
I'll only listen to A-Team

>>224822194
same with taylor swift. they don't exist, its a psyop

>>224822169
There's a lad that posts here that will suck your cock

my favourite ed sheeran song? i'm in love with the state of jew

I'll do something

>>224822191
Well you could actually
>look this man is Jewish
is not especially unbelievable

HHL is out on the pull tonight with his mate. all paid for by toilmongs who are already dreading monday morning. hilarious system that favours courage and cunning x

>>224822173
crazy that in a country as rich as the usa people still have to worry about this

we're poor here but at least are guaranteed bennies if we can't find a job

WE'RE HAVING FUN IN THE TIGER CLUB
T-T-TIGER CLUB

>>224822042
>The human brain doesn't just store knowledge even for 5 years without it being utilised in work on a regular basis
yeah it does
i imagine you could remember some scenes from your childhood that you haven't thought about in decades and have never utilised in work

maybe you can't, i don't know

>>224822201
i've met taylor swift fans, they're all neurotic obsessive women, but ed sheeran is like the taylor swift of taylor swift music if you know what i mean.

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my gf

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Elon Musk's son-daughter is so fit

>>224822246
you know nothing you didn't learn from 4chan and twitter. you have not spoken to any women since primary school. be quiet and fuck off to another thread.

why's he banging on about the "cronem"

know this girl my age who with a fully jeet dad and a white mum and she's so friggin cute

Tuna and cheese toastie in the doohickey
>>224822247
elbows never lie that girl is a guy

>>224822237
Scenes from your childhood are just memories of events. If I asked you to utilise the knowledge you were taught in year 4 about the Roman Empire to write a book, since you became an historian, you couldn't remember shit besides maybe a couple of factoids if you really tried.

>>224822247
that's an arse. would eat that shit alive.

>>224822257
project on

>>224822117
imagine staying awake that long watching that UTTER SHITE
>>224822164
>You can have all the knowledge in the world because memory and the retention of information doesn't require a high IQ. The ability to appropriately apply this knowledge, is called intelligence. I cannot believe you didnt know this.
not sure why anyone would take your fanfiction seriously
it doesn't even make sense, as if all knowledge can be absorbed by everyone regardless of iq. there are obviously limits to what information someone can understand based upon their iq (and to some degree effort).
>Because nothing has happened in your life because you're a mentally ill shut-in that hasnt done anything for many many years. Most people who didnt go on to become mathematicians remember basic mathematics taught in year 8 mate, sort it out
what are you talking about? are you now trying to argue that most adults cant do year 8 i.e. shit at 11-12 years old? like remembering 360 degrees in a circle and right angle being 90 degrees etc? are you serious right now?
how thick are you
>And the rest of your post is you pretending you're still as switched on as you were when you were 21, and that you still might have a chance. You don't mate. The crushing, grinding economic reality post-education requires you to lock-in on menial tasks at toil to make ends meet. After some time, that knowledge disappears
again literally what are you talking about, i didn't say i'm smarter now than at 21. i'm sorry you supposedly have all these menial tasks to do but just because you have a memory like a sieve and never appear to have understood anything in the first place doesn't mean it can be extrapolated to the population with an iq above 70

>>224822247
that's a bloke i reckon

>>224822290
filtered :)

Find a rorke
Unite
And stamp on his corke

>>224822284
cooking tuna is utterly insane

>>224822287
screaming what you were taught in year 4 about the roman empire is not enough to write a book even at a the time so how could someone possibly recall enough to write a book now
what an utterly unhinged post
yet at the same time that persons only acquintance with the roman empire could be through those history lessons and the only konwledge they h ave of it is because of that time... yet to you this is supposedly impossible
grim

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>>224822237
>maybe you can't, i don't know
I certainly can't

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one for my /g/-types haha

>>224822318
scream good gimmick
i'd say you should start pretending you're writing this guy's posts but you're iq is way too high for that level of retadation

>>224822323
Mousey would've loved this!

>>224822323
i still don't know if it's f1, f12, or del so i smash everything and somehow it works

>>224822312
Tinned tuna is already cooked innit, just heating it up really

>>224822323
that's me but I never remember which button so have to restart like 5 times

mad how good i am at rattling 30+ yo spazzes, all it took was 2 words from me.

>>224822323
Me missing the window and having to restart

>>224822228
Being a hobo in heavenmerica > making 200k in shitain

>>224822323
haha! that's a cracker! sharing with my fellow nerds x

>>224822294
What did you actually think intelligence was, when people mentioned it? Have you been going around your whole life thinking intelligence was some spooky magical power that made you instantly just know everything because you were naturally just gifted? You are a fucking mong mate
>are you now trying to argue that most adults cant do year 8 i.e. shit at 11-12 years old? like remembering 360 degrees in a circle and right angle being 90 degrees etc? are you serious right now?
Why would a full grown 35 year old man for example, who's been working since he left university 15 years ago, retain information he's never used in his working life? Why would someone just keep a hold of year 8 maths just in case? People forget knowledge and mentally dump it when it becomes useless, this is basic brain science big man

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>>224822247
He's mine

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>>224822288

>>224822315
So you admit that knowledge becomes less relevant and useful the older you get, I accept your concession.

>>224822138
When I went out I never went out Fridays or Saturdays. Too many people, too many nutters, too long to get served. Nah not for me

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>I accept your concession.

so are we actually going to war with Russia and should we prepare a /brit/ team, a song perhaps...? x

>>224822210
Pull up my socks? Not if I can help it young man

>>224822359
ok

>>224822167
What is britfeel? Or where is it?

ah. posting pictures of blokes pretending to be women again is it. i see

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Thought these were both veritasium videos for a second

>>224822401
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

>>224822351
yh but it reeks

>>224822401
We should prepare a way of identifying each other on the battlefield
I suggest we all take a spork and hold it up to fellow /Brit/izens

leftypol trying to speak urdu to his new pakistani housemates in halls and getting laughed at

>>224822287
why do you think there's some arbitrary distinction between "knowledge" and "memory"?

you're right that voluntary recall of events and facts becomes difficult if they are not assigned importance or recalled regularly, but memory is more often context-based and just needs a little jogging to get going. somebody that, for example, hadn't used their degree in ten years and suddenly gets a job where that knowledge is required will be sluggish to start, but the brain is quite good at re-treading old paths when it has need to. you seem to think the brain regularly prunes unused knowledge like it has some meta way of determining what you'll need and what you won't

>>224822278
get her married and impregnanted

>>224822399
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>>224822419
I used to follow that guy on twitter

>>224822425
oh my hecking science this, SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!

>>224822425
get poo badges embroidered on our uniforms

>>224822422
fair desu it does

>>224822365
>What did you actually think intelligence was, when people mentioned it?
i thought you were the one trying to defining intelligence, are you saying you need my help now?
>Why would a full grown 35 year old man for example, who's been working since he left university 15 years ago, retain information he's never used in his working life?
this is your "brain" on atheistic materialistic conceptions of the mind, you clearly perceive the brain as some kinda shitty HDD that continually rewrites its old information.
i'm truly sorry that your brain is so terrible that you can't remember information from many years ago that doesn't have immediate bearing on your life right now. most people, just fyi, do not have this thing where if they learn a little bit more about politics that they suddenly forget all the plot of a book they read 15 years ago
>>224822389
most literate 70 iqer

>>224822449
I tried but she didn't show me the indicators of interest
she also mentioned how she met with her man friends earlier so it's over

Im not goin to war
Im goin to New Mexico
Dont care much about gas prices because im gonna ride a horse

>>224822287
I remember being taught how to use a pen

>>224822425
we should have an identifying question and answer
maybe the question is "when does the narwhal bacon?" and the answer is "at midnight!"

>>224822463
mental illness

>>224822278
Knew a girl the same unironically named India
She had big dumbo ears

>>224822419
being a skinnyfat/fat man that dresses like this will ruin your life

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Why did God made heart in the image of bum

>>224822501
alri john wayne

>>224822401
hooting at the government telling us to pretend to defend this rotting corpse nation when its spent decades demonising the natives, filling it with hostile foreigners, and destroying the economy. they can get fucked!

>>224822463
a demonstration of how cruelty affects us all -- we must all be kind to each other x
also I want to see their tits and their willies

>>224822439
>why do you think there's some arbitrary distinction between "knowledge" and "memory"?
Because knowledge is retained through logical understanding of the subject, whereas memory of events are retained through how distinct the event was. Your first shag is remembered by your brain differently from year 8 calculus.

>you seem to think the brain regularly prunes unused knowledge like it has some meta way of determining what you'll need and what you won't
That is how the brain works. Your brain's capacity to retain and retrieve specific, technical information is finite. Its not an infinite mega machine you can easily just pull from. If you do a degree in whale biology but then spend the next 15 years pulling pints in a pub and not doing whale biology, you will forget these things. A sad reality of the limitations of the mind

>>224822504
the question is
"i have a tiny penis"
and the response is
"me too"

>>224822548
Its fine, im sure all the leftypol trannies and migrants will volunteer in droves

>>224822401
We are the posters of brit
We're young we're old we're shit
Incels and shaggers and troons
Praise bradders and remember it looms

>>224822517
I know a woman called India and she’s a huge slut that openly cheats on her bf