fuck your shit editions edition
>>224822406YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LINK THE LAST EDITION
Im just gonna say it, Martha Stewart still looks pretty fuckable for 85
>>224822445those poolside pics were pretty hot :D
>>224822441He doesn't have to. That's only been a trend for /cum/ editions for a few years. Before that, for the majority of /cum/ history, it was rarely done
>>224822445Damn she's almost 90? I've been alive too long
>>224822441newfag
>>224822445Please provide picture evidence for your claim
Let's all have sex with each other's wieners and butts!
>see a jeet trucking company>it's literally called SAAR Express Incorporated Lol, lmao even
>>224822503That's gayI just want a bro to do some swordfighting with
Ich fange mich hier jetzt mal von vorne an. Wach mal, mach mal, du musst jetzt jetzt in der Empfassung machen. Ich habe das nicht verstanden.
things are going down the tubes
>>224822467Based /cum/ historian telling these newfags what's up
Everything is gay and retarded
>>224822518is that so?
>>224822518That would be legit fun. But I'd probably spray all over my opponents wiener and balls and then they would think I'm gay even though it was just swordfightinh.
>>224822537I like having a beep boop robot that answers all of my questions! It's like if God was real!
>>224822527Jawohl mein herr
after having fantasized about gfstein, i have come to the conclusion that it's pointless and improbable
>>224822467>>224822489>>22482253599% of human history every single human lived with parasites inside them i guess that was better because it happened for longer than the slice of history where we decided to ensure sanitized food
What's with the foreign flags? Get >>>/out/
>>224822602False equivalence Try again
used to have worms. miss being skinny
>>224822615Logic'd his fallacious ahh
I want to sign up for some shooting competitions
I have a big 8 inch wanger!
I’ve never fell for the ivermectin meme
>>224822663mine 3 inches long
>>224822663I have a 6.5 babydick ):
i'm a solid 6 inches, and don't you forget it
I have a chode that is too thick
Never measured mine
Dick Wanger
'barely breathing' singer died
>>224822751How could you do that?Just go and lie on the internet as easily as a normal man would breave
Lesson: beautiful penises come in all shapes and sizes.
>>224822406pu pu pu~~
>>224822647we have shooting competitions at home
>>224822673You must have an IQ about 75
Day drinking lolMixed some cheap Pinot Grigio with orange juice and some black cherry seltzer
>>224822791You're supposed to post a pic of the neighbors dog
>>224822673>>224822808Sorry, ABOVE 75
>>224822759Those look like Puritans. I browsed through a copy of The Scarlet Letter yesterday, but I realized that the gothic and fantasy elements are not pronounced enough and that I'm too old to really benefit from the rich and archaic vocab of the novel.
>>224822809slut
I'm like a sexy space dentist if he was also a diesel-driving desert vampire, smoking weed and raping the earth to death on behalf of BIG OIL
I chime in with haven't you people ever heard ofclosing a gosh dang door
>>224822928CAHMELLA CLOSE DA DOAH
>>224822928close the goor
>The Scarlet Letter>Fantasy elements What's this Slovene smoking?
open na noor
craving some johnny cakes
>>224822997weed
I'm unable to pronounce D and T. It sounds like G and K instead. Anyone else have this problem?
>>224822928I love that song
Smokum peace pipe
>>224822997I saw the novel make references to elf-children and various other folkloric elements while browsing through it, tho the action is realistic, that is just in the psyche of the characters
shum pulp
>>224823051gonald krump
>>224823083Pretty much. Goor, Gaughter, Kank...
love this music video so much its pure kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX20NdttXis
>>224823083I'll krump with you, sweetie pie!
>>224822406Even though there's obviously computers and I can talk to anyone from anywhere instantly, I kind of want to have some sort of international pen pal where we send snail mail to each otherAnyone else ever think about this?
Women tell me all the time that my penis is adequate and well within the range of average size globally.
>>224823143then everyone clapped
>>224823083He bad
>>224823143It tastes like I barfed all over it though :/
>>224823139momberg used to have a pen pal from France or Germany
>>224823139no, but I do ascribe my fondness for chatting with foreigners to my grandad's fondness chatting over ham radio in the 80's
Krump Gerangzhmenk Syngrome
This homemade mimosa thing is tasty
Nein, nein. Nein, nein. Nein, nein. Nein. Nein. Ich bin nicht. Jetzt sind wir auch schnell in Schwenkswank. Ich bin vielleicht im Humpen mit dem Humpen, das kann es nur dran lageln in Schaubverzweigung. Und dann da so ausstrahlen. und schraubete dann Essen zu Ende und bin noch diesen Versteckherstekhaus, denn wer ist jetzt sehr richtig gezeigt, brauchen wir hier das den Kran anzuschieben, wo ein Kran
>>224823222>mimosa
>>224823248Fuck off. We gon'k wank your king here
I'm at my job at work in the office lol. I'm about to go poop in the toilet stall. I'll let you guys know when I'm there.
Juorn', juagliù Fixin to make the 'fee here in a minuteWhat's going on
>>224823257What else would I daydrink? It's barely the afternoon so not quite time for lunch beer or wine
>>224823279okay post a pic
>>224823289vodka
just farted btw
>>224823401I can smell it from here
it's happening in the usa
>>224823346I don't have any at the moment, and I feel like an alcoholic unless I mix it with club soda/seltzer (which is gay btw) or take a shot with some salt pickles like in Russia
its happening, im gonna poo
redditjeet melty on outer /int/
>>224823468*Opens mouth*
>>224823194Seems funI think I had one in Florida in elementary school but I only sent one letter and never heard back from him>>224823195Ham radios seem fun tooLike a discord voice chat but with truckers and middle aged radio enthusiasts
I'm in the toilet stall now and pooping! It's the big spacious handicapped stall. I will not post a picture because you guys will make fun of how stinky my poop is ;_;
im juicing up
Penis Griffin from Family Gay
>>224822602Now we live with parasites in our neighborhoods and cities instead. Progress is amazing.
>>224823694Maybe you do
benis milk
What's the gameplan for tonight
>>224823803'roni 'za
>>224823803to get totally stunaded on da vino over here
>>224823803Potato soup with bacon
>>224823803Eat some weed gummies and feel scared until it's bed time
>>224823803>watch Warhammer Fall preview show>go nap in car for 2ish hours>go to final class>drive home>play some WoW Forever (such a gay name)
>>224823907Wow in general just doesn't seem fun. I'm convinced it's sunken cost at this point
https://www.newsweek.com/bo-frenchs-chances-in-texas-plunge-after-ut-photo-sparks-gop-backlash-12437535
>>224823803Write at the coffee shop until the micro concert starts
>>224823803Shit on the floor. Walk like a dinosaur. Roar roar roar.
>>224823907>watch Warhammer Fall preview showthat's the one! I'm gonna go over to Valrak's channel so that the big fat man can shout over the whole show in his norf fc accent!
What if we invited elon musk for a meeting here in Mexico city and put him in a room and just refused to let him out untill he gave us all of his money and assets?Wouldn't that fix the economy? Take us out of the third world?
>>224823947I am just playing the beta and it doesn't give me Classic vibes. Need to play some more but idk if I will actually get into it at launch.>>224823987New Tomb Kings are confirmed to be being shown off, that's what I am hype for.
>>224824034I'm a secondary, but new products for both TNW and 40k can still make their way into the Total War games, which is why I'm interested. I'd like to see an expanded Leagues of Votann made more interesting and especially Chaos Votann, cause I'm a big Chorf fan
hello moto
>>224824128shut up
wtf
tho TOW has not featured in TW:WH except for Cathay stuff afaik, but they could still make a big DLC that is set in that timeframe and just include all the Old World stuff, of which there's not a ton
>Passenger pulls out gock during traffic stop
>>224824112IDK what they are showing for 40k but AoS is getting new and gay looking regular dwarfs. Thankfully they look different from Fantasy dwarfs so the aesthetics aren't mixing. >>224824181Being a cop in America is so scary.
We have to become media literate
>>224822505their lack of self awareness is remarkable. i recently read a news article about some gang of jeet immigrants/illegals/student visa overstayers who sent letters to law enforcement boasting of their prowess and explaining their extortion schemes. it was like the group watched the godfather and a few episodes of the sopranos then decided it was a good idea to taunt the feds with their skill and power. the letter was in hilariously broken english.
>>224821764it's already stupid woke garbageGTA IV was the last truly good GTA game. GTA V was just mediocre and most the story was boring and tedious.
how do we feel about red dead 2
anyone here played manhunt?
Anyone who uses the word "woke" is automatically assumed to be a facebook boomer trapped in a permanent gamergate simulation.
>>224824388I rented it at the time. I don't recall having much fun with it. They certainly nailed the atmosphere but the gameplay at least as far as I recall was not satisfying.
>>224824421score and atmosphere is 10/10
https://vocaroo.com/1oJRV3XB5Cqm
what started as a routine traffic stop turned into a department wide shockwave
>>224822896>>224823004>>224823289Srceollants dividers multiplexing t f furpattern oatöy furpattern paper paperbag baggedpaper paperoats sipleof paperoatly with coffeetablee
ist abgestürzt und das war's. Hängeblieben.
>>224822505Die Elektrofine ist ein Kalkroch-Tina.
Dann backtest du alleine selbst. Kirche, Likke, rauslassen.
New schizo in town?
*
G d m an u d licht bleibt aus
First responders would never be the same after this call
Guten tag! Vhere es Das Poopenfarten? Ich bin shiezen notfall.
>>224824527did you think gock du lieber was funny
Here I found the letter. Very high IQ, very threatening.
>>224824634Johnny-come-lately, the new schizo in townEverybody loves you, so don't let them down
playing ratchet and clank
Who was in the wrong here?
>>224825008He must have been dressed like a mud cookie
Mandela effect?This used to be called a "penis"
>>224825008The shit looking one
Almost the best time of the yearThe time where you can keep your lunch beer in the car and it won't boil or freeze while you workWe almost made it
>>224825008judges are worse than politicians and journalists
thunderstorms here
>>224824806They didn't capitalize Black, very racist.
>>224824806im literally shaking
>>224824806Redeem and die saar
and now it's raining
i support this. no reason for 14-year-olds to drink monsters.
oingo...but also, boingo!
should i?
>>224824806Interesting how the government statements and MSM coverage of this letter completely left out the anti-White hatred
>>224825434should i what?
>>224825419I agree with the general principle that kids shouldn’t really be having energy drinks, but this is going to result in a bunch of dumb bullshit like getting ID’d for a Red Bull if you look under 40Same as how the social media bans for kids are going to have stupid knock-on effects for everyone else
>>224824806>calling hell's angels white pigsthat'll go over well lol
who is lawrence
If you say "I'm gay" really fast it doesn't count and you're not gay. You have to say it as fast as possible though.
>>224825551Peter that was just a loud yelping noise
>>224825521Lawrence Bishnoi is an Indian man who leads a designated terrorist organization called the Bishnoi Gang that is threatening to overthrow the Canadian government
>>224825083I don't think that's true
>>224825651is he more powerful than the punjabi devils mc
>>224825477well. you know.
>>224825729is that an anime?
>In the 2021 Canadian census, people of South Asian origin were the largest ethnocultural group in Brampton—accounting for 52.4% of the population.What is Saarton like? Anyone ever visited/lived there?
>>224825773goon? no. cum? yes.
ngl I kind of regret not joining the chimp outs during saint floyds summer of love, everyone looks like they were having a ton of fun
>>224824302Izzat status: lost
>>224825846a brown hellhole that needs to be wiped from the face of the planet
>>224824381Competently made game but you can already see the female dev team's influence>you're a murderous outlaw criminal but of course you heckin' oppose racism & sexism
This better be a girl
>>224824403>boomers>gamergateNigga just saying buzzwords
>>224825846The Brapton saar fears the schizo black machete man…
>>224825154I'm glad people are finally realizing this, the legal system is the most pozzed
>>224826027https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Love_Deep_Web
>>224826027when he arrives, you should sing how deep is your love by the bee gees
when you think about it, if zoey quinn wasn't a whore then trump never would have been president
You are all my trusted advisors
>>224825846It's a massive suburban shithole unironically
feelin apathetic an shit fr
>cad gets worse every dayboomers will pay for this
>>224826089naturally, i am a eunuch after all.
>>224826125The Canadian peso
>>224822590Hows it improbable?
>>224826125Abuse your parents and grandparents before it is too late to get revengeance
>>224826125boomers are busy seething about ovechkin on facebook
Who else here is literally /insane/?
>>224826214That germ flag is
>>2248261251.5 by the end of the year
>>224826125I don’t participate in the economy or travel, so I don’t care
>>224826125The boomers in my family are too busy ranting about "back in my day" shit to care. My grandma still thinks that her china set is worth a downpayment on a house.She was so fucking dumb that she sold the family farm years ago for it's tax assesed value, fucking hell.
>>224826214I am schizophrenic and I have a gun
Bathed and shaved for the first time in a week
>>224826267based dumpster diver
>>224826214me
>>224826214im insane in the membrane
Car drivers, how is the gas and diesel situation? Fake news?
>>224826270Based
We do a little “not my problem.” It’s called we do a little “not my problem.”
>>224826333Up like 40 cents a litre from a couple weeks ago
>>224826333Yesterday gas was around 1.84/L, which is quite high. This year has hovered between 1.40 and 1.90. I don't pay attention to diesel.
>>224826333i just spent 48 dollars on a tank of gas, usually it’s 40
>>224826333ask momberg
I repeatwill the real slim shady please stand up?erm we're gonna have a problem here
nobody finds it suspicious that the bogdanoffs died within days of each other
>>224826333I drive a Tesla
Sitting in my car on my lunch break like a chud chungus
I'm goin to da pool tomorrow! I think it's my appreciation of 1970's SoCal culture that compels me to do so.
>>224826412when eminem released his first single i was very confused about his name. the title said eminem but he kept referring to a slim shady and it wasn't clear this was another of his pseudonyms.
>>224826394Thanks Blumpf
>>224826455looks very pretty
>>224826455I guess you ain’t black
>>224826426they didn't die, they just moved onto the next plane of existence at the command of archangel michael
i am owed an asian gamer gf and if i dont get one i will make society pay
bling bling
Why are so many IDF soliders hot, young Slavic chicks?
>>224826523There are a ton of Japanese people in Brazil. Just go get one and stop posting here forever.
my job is widely considered easy. a lot of my coworkers have second jobs and families.I half ass it and I still find it hard. it's minimum wage so I'll have to get a real job if I ever want to move out. everything else available to me, like trades, is significantly harder not just in terms of the labour but the kind of people I'd have to work with. just kill me now. I don't wanna play no more
>>224826558Hate that little niggaHate Johnny Test in general
Based take
1. You took out a loan2. Pay it back
>>224826676I didn't take out a loanMy parents paid for college
Can't stop my dong from flopping out my boxers
>>224826676My credit score is good actually https://youtu.be/CIQ1s4lXi0E
We are Lawrence Bixnood and all your gift cards are belong to us
Dad wants me to help clean out the basement over the weekend
>>2248261253d-cad????
A lot of women with nice asses walking around downtown today.
>>224826821Do people have sex in Canada?
>>224826125As always the boomer and millennial is responsible for the fall of the Zoomer
got up for online class, went back to bed, got up for a meeting, went back to bed, got up again for a wanklistening to french music now
>>224826806I Juden Petersteined my room recently and it felt good
I regret not getting two WFH jobs during the holocough
>>224826875Tweaked Tbhdesune
People say colonialism was bad but it had its moments.
>>224826957>Africa had state of the art technology in the 1800s and failed to do anything with it after they ran the wypipo out>Multiple African cities regularly have power outages to this day>absolutely mogged by china and india
Brian Peppers
the price of diesel is getting a bit unreasonableI have a bad feeling about this
>>224827034They had to lower the IQ for retardation because of noggers. Not indians
How would you handle the Lisa situation?
>>224827075This is Emma Stone
trying to start a terrorist organization but i don’t really believe in anything
>>224826676>literally zero consequences to not paying a loan back besides some funny numbers saying you can only get a loan if it’s high interesteverything is fake and gay
>>224827103$2.40 last I filled up. What is it now?
>>224826957wouldn't it be smarter to just have a plate of jam if that somehow distracted the bugs?
>Islamic Jihad For More Bussy In The American Gay Caliphate
>>224826957Colonialism being treated as the ultimate ontological evil shows how retarded modern discourse is.
>>224827183sameThe best I can do is vote for anti-gun laws and then shoot the feds if they ever decide to show up to take anything that was already legal
>>224827199It's not a real thing but it is inspired by something the Egyptian pharaohs allegedly did.
Mixed up the face towel and the ball towel, it's over
>>224827198$2.95
>>224827183That's just what a comic book villian is
>>224827301Wowza
>>224827315the joker stood for freedom
>>224827183then don't make one.
Ive recently started eating cereal and i feel like a goy but it tastes so good...
>>224827383The joker still paid the IRS at the end of the day so that's a lie
>>224827363Wagwan farrin bwoy
>>224827298gotta have 5 towels genitalsfacefeetbodyhair
Was The Joker circumcised or not this is important
>oh hey look somebody made a video about me
>>224827426I gave up cereal this year along with KFC and cocaine, and last year it was rolling tobacco!
>>224827471>Wagwan where be de eart gyal and ting? >Me fi wan stare pon de eart pompom
Should I go to the gym
>>224827346don't worry manit's gonna get a lot worse
>>224823803mlb and futbol while i eat cerealn other stuff
>>224827623never ever
>>224827623Build a homegym
>>224826957That isn’t actually real. Blood sucking insects like mosquitos are not attracted to jam. It’s just something Indians made up about the period of British rule to try and make Brits look bad. However it’s so humiliating a nonsense that non-Indians mock them about their own made-up story.
>>224827681Is that like a homonym
>>224827726It's like a cinnamon
>>224827551yuh nuh waan dat. dem very dirty an stinky now, rassclat type ting bredren
>>224827518how does kfc and cereal taste when on coke ._.also what type of cereal do u eat in slovenia?here is all usa brands and their mexican rip offs and some unique cereals from here
>>224827518>>224827803I would have thought KFC and crack would be a more traditional pairing
>>224827704They’re an endless supply of unintentionally funny shit
I've never tried South Indian food before, and I'd really like to, cause I've liked all their food I've tried so far. It's overpriced in local restaurants tho, and it's not as hard to make at home as Chinese food is cause the ingredients are not as bizarre if you have the spices.
Manchildbros, we're so back
>>224827853Funko pops everywhere
>>224827803cocaine makes you feel full, people don't usually take meals when on coke. As for cereal, a was a wide variety of sugary American & British cereals was available here even in the 90's, so I got my fill of that early on. I only ate cereal infrequently after that, and only plain corn flakes. But this year I read that even Kellogg's corn flakes are 10% sugar, and I was like, nuh-uh.
I must be loyole to my capo
>>224827853doesnt make any sense manchildren will still continue to order online
>>224827953but what about good solonius
I would NOT do yayo these days cuz blacks put fent in it
>>224827971They will be selling to the retail scalpers who sell to manchildren on ebay
>>224827500Almost certainly. Here's why:He was born in a fictional stand-in for NYC, and his surname, Fleck, is either Anglo-American, German, or Jewish in origin. If the name is Anglo-American or German then he likely comes from a background that is thoroughly Americanized such that circumcision would be the norm; if it's a Jewish surname then he was likely circumcised for obvious reasons.
Domestic abusers are never single
Oh God I just came so much
So i am pretty drunk and hungry so right now i will go into my kitchen and make a double cheeseburger. I got 2 beef patties and that burger bread and all that stuff and in total that cost me like 4 dollars i guess.
>>224828118Cuz they know what women like
ok im leaking
>>224827704I believe they even stole this story from Africans too lol
>>224828135/ck/ says today is National Cheeseburger Day in the US!
>have a local record store that sells music cd's and vinyls but also used vidya, movies, books and various knick knacks >moved to the other side of town so I didn't visit for a year>it's now like 50% funko popsI hate those fucking soulless plastic pieces of shit so much.
>>224828118Even ugly abusive dudes have girlfriends or wives
>>224828184They sell them in drugstores here too, no idea who buys these things on a whim like that
>receive company level OPORD>stare at the pussy of my CO through the ripped crotch of her combat pants>she sits down on the ground, leans her back against a tree and brings her knees to her chestGod bless. Really needed that.
>>224828225you'll do nothi-
>>224828225Leftists thinking this fat 'tard was really cool was unintentionally hilarious
>>224827665Yes but also it'll be fine
Finally watched the first episode of Frieren
>>224828250Our new PL fucked most of the guys in my platoon while I spend my days jerking off in the barracks.
>>224828118Single domestic abusers are busy abusing themselves (crankin’ hog)
>>224828349Your aura is pure unfettered ass
>>224828347I really wanted to like that cause I love Berserk but I don't think I did, cause otherwise I'd have continued watching
>>224828332punching some faggot trying to bait reactions for social media clicks is based THOUGH
>>224828349The entire world over, women do this in the military when given the chance. Barracks bunnies are a global phenomenon.
Minnesota!!!!
yeahhh, reading the synopsis, it seems like it's more drama than sword & sorcery carnage, maybe that's what put me off Frieren
>>224828349I didn't jerk off once during the first 3 months of basic training. One of the female privates in my squad jerked my dick and I came almost immediately. You know how when you nut there's like 2-3 good pumps of cum and it's over? That shit kept going for like 10-15 good spurts. It was earth shattering and grandiose. I will never do it again though.
>>224828450>I'm going to punch you in the face>almost loses his balance winding back to punch>doesn't hit the face at all but misses or lightly comes into contact with the body>does zero damage and is out of breath after like 2 secondsIf he actually broke his meta glasses or something it would have been meaningful, a morbidly obese 14 year old ineffectually trying to punch someone then being praised as a hero is very on-brand thoughbeit
>>224828451It's nothing more than some women coming to the military for attention. I've seen female warriors much more brave and tough than most men, much more morally sound. Also many, many sluts.
>>224828588>>224828588New
the Mexican guy who said tacos were a utensil more than a dish ITT was right, the Indians do the same, only the southerners use chickpea pancakes and the northerners just clumps of rice
>>224827913interestingi hate plain corn flakfs desui figured if im gonna eat cereal goyslop at least gotta be tasty aka w sugarit was cereal or pizza as my choice of guilty goyslop that i eat once in a while and desu pizza got boring fast for me plus is way unhealty than cereal
>>224828135post it
>>224828184funko pops is peak capitalismno real value but high demand bc xd
>>224828225what living in a bubble does to a mf
>>224828441same and shows sucksthe first 3 episodes of mushoko tensei have better world building than both seasons of frieren
