choose wisely edition
>>224823837Is she really the same person?
>>224824255No. Top one is Sydney Sweeney bottom is idk.
>>224824255yes
i can smell beer
Best part about her psychic powers is probably that nobody will be able to prove it's her
forgot how shit it is to post without a passbut I WON'T buy a new one
>>224823837
>>224824255Idk all you fellas look the same
so ed sheeran prefers israel to fans then?
might shove a black cock in my arse for a laugh
All ive done is enter my name… thirlwell
>>224826812
sydney wins
that's the trolls done then
uuugh already have to buy some new bras. they just won't stop growing!
>>224826776Explain the diary entries.>Well.. errr... you see... the human mind...Spit it out.>It's just... I-I'm a bit nervou-Out with it!
>>224826841why is he covering his willy if he’s wearing pants
Any good Rorke posts going?
>>224826812Based true geordie
>>224826841properly giggling at this
>>224826829find it genuinely debilitating how much of a slag i am for fit women
>>224826829Anyone that says she isn't fit is coping and blind and dead
>>224826864smart move they could've xray'd that and got a full picture of the penis at the most all they can make now is estimations
>>224826841Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight." The earliest recorded example was posted on July 28th, 2009 (shown below). The full copypasta goes "Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>224826891It's blacks (for some reason with this ONE woman)
>>224826871Rorke the type of guy to, uh, just, um, he likes black women.
>>224826907Oh my god that’s embarrassingPlease hide this post lads
>>224826809Have you heard of the Tocqueville effect? Basically, as society becomes more "equal", people will being highlighting every "inequality", and even inventing some. IE: what is happening in the West all over. Reversely, societies where "inequality" is built in, like a structural class system akin to a monarchy or caste, minor inequalities are often time ignored, because its simply inevitable that not everyone will be equalReally makes you think
>>224826829Fucking hell
getting filtered by virtamate
mad how insanely demoralised i am about everything. It is over
alri how we goin then
The Rorke Effect
So anyways I am not showering today and will be having a wank on top of that
why does my brain do this to me
>>224826936>its simply inevitable that not everyone will be equalIt is in every society but people hate to admit it
>>224826994Bet you've got a smelly willy and it will only get worse from here on out
Life.... life has raped my arse
is slug and lettuce only for women and gays
The United States of America
>>224826936>societies where "inequality" is built in, like a structural class systemlike the uk then
>iphone 18 comes out today>camerea's a little bit better, chip is a little bit strong, battery life is a little bit longer>£2k pleaseremember when we were younglings and people literally camped outside apple stores when an iphone came outit's not even an event anymore you can waddle in with absolutely no problem
>>224827006Showered yesterday I just CBA today 诅咒习近平。我好讨厌他Niggers 黑鬼,豆豆和斯皮克Beijing。 PeppaPeppa 字母. ... 我讨厌习近平。我希望他死I hate Xi Jingping.我讨厌习近平。
>>224827019hook a brother up
>>224826997My brain does the opposite, it calculates the worst possible “what if” scenario and convinces itself that’s the only logical conclusion
>>224823837There is a third option
>>224827028Got to keep your phone on the latest though. Feel "unclean" otherwise.
>>224827019Need it dead
>>224827028 iphone 8 launch18 iphones incredible
>>224826881im a woman
>>224827016There’s nothing stopping you from going in and ordering a pint if that’s what you’re asking
SHE IS 18 YEARS AND 365 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
they were actually talking about lindsey clancy in the office today and since i was quiet the whole conversation someone asked me if i thought she was innocent
had the same iphone since 2020, hasnt failed me once, wont be replacing it
>>224827088Breasts stop growing at archea, before you're 18. If you're a I've 18 then stop tits whore
>>224827026Somewhat, the UK is trying their damndest to become a pure democracy, which is always a bad thing. Especially now that all the refugees will weaken the vote of the natives. It is no coincidence that all great nations at one point always had their golden ages under a successful king/queen. You'd be damned to find a democracy in history which didn't retrograde into a despotic socialist/fascist/militaristic state..it's the way of all democracies as history shows
>>224827090Keep it on r/ephebophia mate
currys sold out burgundy iphone already but there's finally a black one I'd be getting that one
>>224827114im a special kind of woman (male)
>>224826841He has made progress, thoHe's just starting as purely skinny and managed to get some more weight on him
Why am I still flat chested at 17?AI OverviewGenetics largely determine breast size and development timeline, and development can continue into your late teens or early twenties. 知乎 +1Why Size VariesFamily Genes: Your body shape and breast size mostly follow your family's traits. Look at how other women in your family developed. 知乎 +1
UK sausage rolls look like termite queens
36 year old Jordan Henderson starting for Chelsea in 2026
>>224827118I don’t think refugees can vote, I’d be annoyed but unsurprised if proven wrong
>>224827150this era was goated he was taking the tube to games shit was amazing
>>224827133Are you fit or a munter like EW
I moved into uni halls today only 3 other people here so far and they are all black girls lol
>>224827139he's been lifting as his job for 4 years and taken SARMS to achieve that
>>224827144What do your sausage rolls look like then
they can in scotland
>>224827174Rorke you lucky dog! This is your time to shine!
Inequality is a natural product of living in a free society where the individual can make their own decisions in their life. If you make bad decisions then you will fail and be poor. If you want to "solve" inequality you would need to take away the possibility of failure, which means taking away your personal decision making in life, and that would be communism and it ruins peoples lives
>>224827197haven’t left my room since I put all my stuff away in the kitchen
知乎,所以答疑解惑,結識同遊,而設於網絡。初仿美國叩喏,立於西元二〇一一年一月。及一七年二月,六千五百萬人在籍;至其常客,日有二千萬;觀者每人日耗四十分鐘;至閱覽之多寡,月逾九十億;問題凡千三百萬,四千六百萬答,而同契之數凡三千五百萬。
>>224827165I SAID THEY CAN IN SCOTLAND >>224827191
>>224827170prefer not to say
Martin pretended Niles was his bf to avoid the old gay guy hitting on him haha. Classic Marty
>>224827191GrimI thought the whole point of refugee status is that you don’t intend to remain, and you’re going to leave as soon as your country is livable again
>>224827227They want me to pretend these pictures have sounds i wont' do it those aren't letters letters have sounds those are pictures pictures have meanings not sounds
that's the weekend sorted aha x
Scowling at it all Im just fookin disgoosted
>>224827235jack nicholson is my favourite actor
>>224827237Post tits or gtfo Or post them in one of those slim training bras
>>224827271he can only play one character, hes not a good actor.
>>224827225I say this with the wisdom of age (I'm twice your age). Fucking do it now, it will only get harder. It will be awkward and a bit unpleasant but it'll be exciting and fun. Go and make friends for fucks sake I am begging you do not waste your best years on this god forsaken website. This can be one of the things you look back on when you're old and remember fondly, or it can be the thing you regret every single day for the rest of your life.
>>224827233Calm down mate I saw your post, hells bells
don’t mention uni it reminds me of my brother i fucking hate my life
>>224827263For me its
>>224827288Watch Chinatown
why do thirdies make ai videos pretending its real
Be honest with me.Will England win the Nations League?
>>224827288you're an idiot
>>224827297Are we allowed to mention your brother?
Posting "wear a push up bra next time" on all the small titty mental illness YouTubers channels
cant play overwatch because of some dumb yank shite about requiring a "post-paid" number
>>224827338depends if you’re going to help me overcome my depression and sadness about him
think radio stations just buy cheap packages of songs so they literally play the same 15-20 songs on loop and switch it up every month or so. even radio 6 does it. truly a dying entertainment medium
>>224827360ok
getting an iphone duo meim loaded you see so its not even much for me
>>224827329Maybe but even if we do who cares, it’d with our talent we should be winning more than a third rate glorified friendly
>>224827297he's at fresher's week getting blind drunk every night shagging the finest uni slags and is in for a whole year of nothing but this when you see him again he'll be a whole new nigga cultured, refined, chiselled. The mogging will be biblical.
>>224827352just means bill payYou don't use payg like a poor, right?
>>224827360Wow you've just described the radio industry since it's Inception
>>224827329Dubs and we win the lot
>>224827297reckon he's shagging tonight?
>>224827352what the fuck is that
>>224827372its not going to catch on as its already seen as a gimmick, so you'll be left with a lemon in 12 months.
>>224827384yes it's bill. uk phone numbers just don't seem to work
>>224827388GET IN IT'S COMING HOME
>>224827399so what im loaded
>>224827370sorry>>224827386i bet they used to play a bigger range of songs though
>>224827388E N G L A N DNGLAND
>>224827202telling this to the kids with no legs in the slums of bangalore
>>224827429still a waste of money
https://youtube.com/shorts/zufWabzqjJc?is=ITN_uDGMQjO7_aix>That plapping sound in the background
>>224827430Wrong
>>224827390No idea. I wish him the best.>>224827378He mogged me before anyway I don’t care I just miss him so much it’s like he’s died
>>224827352no idea what this meansbut you play overwatch so you deserve it
>>224827430why are you apologising
>>224827437yeah thats what bangalore needs is communismdont reply to me again
>>224827438ok mother
throwing a bunch of clothes away
>>224827450how am i playing it if i can't even create an account retard
>>224827439Thought this was going to be the Limmy clip
>>224827454you made my post feel unwelcome
>>224827475waste of money
>>224827429Apple senior managers are laughing their arses off knowing chumps with money to spare are going to buy whatever shit they release. You’re not a chump are you anon?
>>224827498all i did was acknowledge it by saying okisn't that what you wanted? to be acknowledged? otherwise you wouldn't have posted it at all
Need to give old pubingtons a bit of a trim tomorrow
I'm literally wasting money
>>224827254Wae all fae somewhere pal x
The world has forced me to live like a nigger
COME ON IRELAND GET SOME FUCKING CANS INRight, cans?
poonited shitdom
It's "the barn"
Why does my toilet smell of stir fry? I haven’t eaten stir fry since I lived at my parents over a decade ago
>>224827078 mad to me the 2017 was basically 10 years agolook at those deliveroo people desperately trying to get people to try their food and talk to them about their business they were basically nothing then and now they are a juggernaut worth billions
>>224827507yeah but im loaded so
>>224827515idk i thought it might lead to a discussion
>>224827544it was 9 years ago
>>224827543Seed oils unironically
>>224827254Well as long as they're living here they should get a say on how things are done, no?
>>224827547ok
>>224827539poonited shites of gaymerica
speaking of universityMe, I'm an old man... I'd like to do it over boy lemme tell yaI think I really missed out in my life by not going to university, I think I was under the impression you have to be really smart but after seeing all those black drill rappers go to uni I don’t think that’s the case
Heart hurts and spitting blood
the godfathernow that was a film
https://youtube.com/shorts/6eQUBEEKKT0?is=HoFaRGoxmtubWg3bDamn tailored ads
>>224827562No? Theyre here because of our goodwill, what right do they have to decide how our country is run?
>>224827587those black drill rappers went to slip and fall school
The Canola Virus - Seed oil induced poos, liquid, smell like stir fry or deep fried foods
ok bye
>>224827590new slipknot song dropped
got the slowerpace on
>>224827603boring film too long
>>224827619Love you x
>>224827587The University of Nottingham We've made a few...changes
>>224827612You think our goodwill should only stretch so far as to allow them in the country as second class citizens. That is; without representation.
I am so horny right now oh my days
>>224827642What a mug I am for turning down university
>>224827673*sucks your cock*
>>224827666Yes
>>224827673have a wank lad!
>>224827587>you have to be really smartyou do go to proper universitiesof which there are probably 4 or 5 max in the UKthe rest of them should be shut down
Never wank.
>>224827673ktwm until half an hour ago
>>224827703gp
>>224827642as british as yorkshire pudding
yeah i'm gonna have to just delete it and find something else to play
>>224827683You realise what your advocating for is, by definition, Fascism?
>>224827710blud has like 6 games
if I take benzos and have pints will I dieI want to die
im a woke fascist
>>224827710nobody cares about your video games little boy grow up
>>224827710and don't forget the cake is a lie :3
>>224827721it's my girlfriend's account i don't play video games was just trying one out
>>224827728don't die mate, we will miss you
>>224827728used to take benzos and drink wine all the time when i had me mento elfdont recommend it though
>>224827639grim opinion
>>224827728depends how many benzos and how many pints
thinking about alysa and how much we love her
>>224827715Fascism is the only solution left to save us from destruction. If the choice is between paki, indian and african invasion replacement or fascism then get the nazis IN right now
>>224827769we love sapops on here
>>224827710Are you definitely on a bill pay number?
>>224827715Hilarious, I hope you find better ways to spend your Friday evenings in future
Never kill yourself.
GGEZ girl sucking a BWC!!
>>224827784
now it's fine because i'm a whore
>>224827730
>You realise what your advocating for is, by definition, Fascism?
brittany venti is the only woman that isn't completely retarded and has some insight into the woman brain
wahey
Nightfall (1956)Now there's a film
>>224827816she shakin' that shi
18 year old braindead yellow-eyed cronem enjoying a 3 year long sleepover party in brand new lavish student accom, courtesy of my taxes, while I didn't go to university, nor have any fun, nor make a single memory or form a single connection with another person. I rot away in my mouldy 2 bedroom terraced house right on the main road with no garden and no parking.
Hello
>>224827778yeah but it's too late now dw about it x
ugly crying again
>>224827817>1hr 16minsWhy was everything better back then
>>224827821that an ai lass?
>>224827809what's this supposed to represent then
>>224827790Why not
gabbie carter pregnancy titssubmit post
>>224827817https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_as_They_Come
>>224827834LOL
>>224827561Nah smells too much like vegetables to be my diet
>>224827816
>>224827860Hypocrisy of direction brains or something? Thought it was fun
>>224827845Could play marvel rivals and pick punisher and shoot the retards
>>224827858No that's piers morgan ahaha xx
how to make cheese and bean bakeshow to produce them and freeze them for latercan you freeze cheese and bean bakesbest cheese to use in cheese and bean bakes
>>224827858no its my sister
>>224827872Stop it la
>>224827887oppa horsey style!!!!
>>224827872she's lovely
>>224827896LOL
>>224827858Believe it's Piers Morgan's sister
saw some fanny of a White lass being lifted by a black lad
Got my soft boiled peelable gooey centre egg just right
I missed out. I'm man enough to admit it.I. Missed. Out. On. The. Only. Important. Thing. In. Life.(going to university and having fun)
>>224827927She’s Irish
if you quit smoking for 10 years you return to the same health as someone who had never smokesomething similar applies to drinkingso basically you could smoke and drink aged 25-35 have all your fun then become a teetotaller and not suffer any of the consequences
>>224827939Do you really think I care? Go ahead and rape, Jamal
it takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub and an hour to walk homethe difference is staggering
>>224827872mad how much i just want her shagged regardless
>>224827938It’s ok I did tooMaybe you can get a job in a university like a security guard and pretend you’re in university
>>224827945Woke nonsense
>>224827938not even in the top 10 most important things
>>224827872on the internet foreverfuture husband one day browsing the internet and will see his wife flashing her arse and knickers for 10 seconds of attention in the street
Mental how I'm actually doing the gimmick of watching films everyday
>>224827965bizarre lie
>on the internet foreverDon't have to describe your life mate
>>224827993hurtful lie
>>224827965lmaooo good joke will steal it
>>224827887What's the one where there's two of them little creatures doing a dance in sync
>>224827981Interested to hear your top 10
grok? The fuck u doing?
>>224828009i bet you are buster
need a soundbar sound on my tv is shit
>>224828013I mean to be fair you can't answer the question any other way in only one word.
>>224828008
Rate my taste in fillumsObsession — ½Weapons — ½Barbarian — ½Hell or High Water — ½Nightcrawler — Shutter Island — There Will Be Blood — Hot Fuzz — ½The Departed — Memories of Murder — ½Catch Me If You Can — Cast Away — The Talented Mr. Ripley — Office Space — Ring — The Big Lebowski — Alien Resurrection — ½Gattaca — ½Taste of Cherry — The Shawshank Redemption — ½The Silence of the Lambs — Aliens — ½Nostalgia — ½The Thing — Alien — The Ascent — ½Rocky — ½Carrie — ½The Outlaw Josey Wales — ½The Taking of Pelham One Two Three — Badlands — ½Charley Varrick — ½The Godfather — McCabe & Mrs. Miller — ½Hombre — ½Red Beard — High and Low — Lawrence of Arabia — ½Wild Strawberries — ½Sweet Smell of Success — Ikiru —
>>224828015using hdmi / arc?
>>224828014>busterLol that's your nickname for me. We're mates now :)
it takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub and an hour to walk home the difference is staggering
>>224827983doubt she knew what was happening lad
>>224827750I lost a significant portion of my life doing this. Just complete blanks where days should have been. Not something I'd like to repeat, fuck knows what I got up to.
>>224828013based honest chatbot
WE TAKE SUNDERLAND FROM THE CORRUPT X
pondering the perennial problem of coordination.
>>224828046we've always been mates
thought I'd enjoy the hustle and bustle of varrock or falador but as I get older I feel I'd prefer to live somewhere quieter like draynor village or rimmington
>>224828034Really?
>>224828047screme de la screme
>>224828061based SR god x
>>224828079ed sheerah ahh nibba
>>224828039Thank you I feel like an old biddy watching their grandchildren do their inexplicable dance that I don't understand but nevertheless I'm happy for them
Looking at myself in the mirror like James Sutherland in Silent Hill 2
year 7 foids
>>224828112
another beer? don't mind if I do
eaten so much todayI am a fat bastard you see
>>224828056Can see her slit
>>224828130saving mine for tomorrowcall that a tactical withdrawal
>>224827945Fags are 10 trillion dollars per pack and booze is vile evil poison You'd have wasted those years being a slave to dogshit vices and wasted enough money to have traveled the world 3 times over
>>224828047Amazing post lad well done
wouldn't like having my fat arse and penis posted on Twitter :/
>>224828107
poondering the poorennial problem of poordination.
We, who lie here, have nothing more to pray.To all your praises we are deaf and blind.We may not ever know if you betrayOur hope, to make earth better for mankind.Only our silence, in the night, shall growMore silent, as the stars grow in the sky;And, while you deck our graves, you shall not knowHow many scornful legions pass you by.For we have heard you say (when we were living)That some small dream of good would “cost too much.”But when the foe struck, we have watched you giving,And seen you move the mountains with one touch.What can be done, we know. But, have no fear!If you fail now, we shall not see or hear.
that's a sexy xray
>>224828160awful opinion, please refrain from posting again.
>>224828130Alri Homer from The Simpsons
gooning to xray porn
>>224828111We should all have some practice gfs
>>224828079Non Jews as a category includes everything that's not a Jew, not just non Jewish people, the chance that a human person would be sacrificed instead of say one hydrogen atom 1000000000000 lightyears away is basically 0%
only so much time and reverse poo in the day. let's poordinate our efforts.
>>224828196that's what cousins are for
>>224828047Better than those jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe
>>224828172:/ why did they get blasted
>>224828193
>>224828193I don’t get it but thanks x
>>224828193Thanks for adding “the Simpsons” without that I would’ve had no idea what Homer you’re talking about
>>224828130ermfineFINEFUCKING FINEI WILL GET THE CANSWANKER
>>224827490https://youtu.be/rz8RZncsLoA
>>224828237grow up ffs
>>224828216those are for marrying
Going to finish watching Perfect Days (it is a nice film) and then go to bed and sleep all night and feel well rested and healthy. No alcohol for me you see I haven't drank any in over two weeks.
iolets from Plug Street Wood,Sweet, I send you oversea.(It is strange they should be blue,Blue, when his soaked blood was red;For they grew around his head.It is strange they should be blue.)Violets from Plug Street Wood -Think what they have meant to me!Life and Hope and Love and You.(And you did not see them growWhere his mangled body lay,Hiding horror from the day.Sweetest it was better so.)Violets from oversea,To your dear, far, forgetting land;These I send in memory,Knowing You will understand.
>NEW: Andy Burnham has revealed he drinks 12-15 cups of tea everydayyorkshire tea no doubt
>>224828226Ant and JD Vance love child
Found a way to quietly open cans so my mum doesn't whine at me for drinking beer
Can you put on a trip so I can hide your posts? Cheers
Sincerely hope that fresher lad isn't still lurking here when he could be making friends or at the very least not getting a reputation as the weird incel loner that nobody likes
>>224828282ok mate
>>224828247>(it is a nice film)no it's not it's a shit film
>>224828206comically jewey non-explanation
>>224828226Sainsberries
I'm in Heaven with my girlfriend, my laughing girlfriend
>>224828311>>224828311>>224828311
mental how I don't need filters I can just ignore posts and posters I don't like like a normal person
>>224828298I was being a pedant as a joke xx
>>224828130Its almost 9pm get on the whisky
>>224828297Agree to disagree
>>224828326i guessed you were joking but it’s still funny
>>224828353xoxo <3 8=======D ((
>>224828160too late already done it
