ARE YOU GETTING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS TONIGHT edish
Can I get (You).And can you make last forever.I said I'm bout to Wotan roar.And I don't know if I'ma see you again.
>i will get the "cans" (thats my thing, i say im getting the "cans") but before i get the "cans" i must ensure i make the new thread because i like the little indicator saying new post>i dont have many friends at all, you see, so this means a lot to me
Somebody just walked up to me and asked if it's true somebody just walked up to me
yeah ive got a booze problem and the problem is im outta booze! LOL
>>224828312theres the sellik game in the background
>>224828361Affirm: I experience "Ideas of Reference", but I am not psychotic because I self-criticize my thoughts and actions.
>>224828348>>224828352>>224828361Ramblings of gibbering idiots
>>224828348He saved it for the newHe saved it for the newwwwwDTFICHe saved it for the new
>>224828047Oh I just got it haha
>>224828352convinced he's some kind of mentalist who enjoys the negative attention he gets from behaving like a cringeworthy freak
>>224828352It's more like it pisses off the faggots x>>224828371erm
>>224828348>>224828376scobie on da canadian vpn x
>>224828371gp
>>224828371
I'm a social drinker. Someone has a drink and I say "So shall I."
>>224828371scream
GG FUCKIN EZ
I am the seal kingSeal posting is my thingIf you need a seal please ringOn my seal phone and I shall sing
school foids
>>224828345no it's objectively shit, you can't disagree
I have a weed problem. I see weed LOL
Homer Simpson loves his beer, loves his doughnuts and loves his family. Simples x
>>224828434well he can disagree
Why do you lie with your legs ungainly huddled,And one arm bent across your sullen coldExhausted face? It hurts my heart to watch you,Deep-shadow'd from the candle's guttering gold;And you wonder why I shake you by the shoulder;Drowsy, you mumble and sigh and turn your head.You are too young to fall asleep for ever;And when you sleep you remind me of the dead.
>>224828348fired up his dogshit zinger first thing in the thread despite already posting it earlier fine here's your you I kinda liked it because the song is nice
me right now
>>224828389Yank versionit takes me 10 minutes to drive to the bar and an hour to drive homethe difference is i love israel
Almost finished my curry
>>224828485strange and potentially damaging lie
I ate all the pies
>>224828443But it's something that would instantly out him as a crazy person who's not to be trusted as his grasp on reality is so poor
I knew a simple soldier boyWho grinned at life in empty joy,Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,And whistled early with the lark.In winter trenches, cowed and glumWith crumps and lice and lack of rum,He put a bullet through his brain.No one spoke of him again.You smug-faced crowds with kindling eyeWho cheer when soldier lads march by,Sneak home and pray you'll never knowThe hell where youth and laughter go.
R1 R2 L1 R2 left down right up left down right up
We've got some fucking dismal 'personalities' in this general but cansmong might be the worst
>>224828503so you concede he can disagree
"Satan has three steps to steal our peace:Regrets about the past;Fear for the future;Ingratitude for the present."- St Anthony the Great
>>224828515*Ping*
Shoving absolute slop in my gob
... It’s a long time to sit in that fu**ing uncomfortable chair - wearing my excellent glasses watching live BMW PGA Championship on sky sports golf my tv via sky stream in home …
We must reclaim Doggerland
>>224828515san andreas? all weapons?
>>224828501Was wondering who did it
>>224828545scr
>>224828545Not canon.
>>224828536he won't be around for much longer, don't worry
>>224828539Nta but he can't
triangle triangle square circle cross L1 L2 down up
>>224828578yaaaaay killerlad!!!
Just watched There Will Be Blood the way it was intended (with subtitles on whilst I read /brit/ on my phone) Only realised in the last 10 minutes that Paul Dano was playing 2 characters
>>224828379>>224828380>>224828393>>224828458I would not have posted this again if I got a (You) the first one or two times that I posted it.
>>224828583Which one gets you a jetpack
mental how good it feels after just two days of not drinking
>>224828539It's less of a disagreement and more of a schizo-tier break with reality
mums dogs been raped
>>224828591>that Paul Dano was playing 2 characters
>>224828611cant remember but if i picked up a ps2 controller that muscle memory would kick in niggaa
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Year 7 and school girl females postingBrought to you by r9k
>>224828515>>224828552not sure about SA since I was too old for it but in Vice City it was the first (weakest) weapon set of the three
>>224828591zoomers were a mistake
Will the Chelsea bulls or the Brentford bulls score first? Let's find out.
back in the day i could spawn a hotring racer in easily less than a second - every time
>>224828610Don't get the top right one looks like a wine glass
"Could anything be worse than this?"—he wonders,Remembering how he saw those Germans run,Screaming for mercy among the stumps of trees:Green-faced, they dodged and darted: there was oneLivid with terror, clutching at his knees....Our chaps were sticking 'em like pigs.... "O hell!"He thought—"there's things in war one dare not tellPoor father sitting safe at home, who readsOf dying heroes and their deathless deeds."
>>224828552Weapon set 1 yeahHad the pump shotgun which was my favourite>>224828611L1 L2 R1 R2 up down left right twice I believe
*ding dong*Who's that at the door everyone?>DIDDLY DEE DID YE ORDA A WACKY OIRISHMAN!?it's cansmong!*Audience cheers*
>>224828631got an audible lol from me
>>224828628piehead at it again
>>224828515For me it's R1 R2 L1 R2 left down right up left down down right
is this true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sStbBtfGaLAShall be binging that while getting the cans in me
COME ONNEIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Quietly they set their burden down: he triedTo grin; moaned; moved his head from side to side.* * * * *He gripped the stretcher; stiffened; glared; and screamed,"O put my leg down, doctor, do!" (He'd gotA bullet in his ankle; and he'd been shotHorribly through the guts.) The surgeon seemedSo kind and gentle, saying, above that crying,"You must keep still, my lad." But he was dying.
>>224828515Up Up Up Left Down Down Down Left Up Up Up Left Right
>>224828715no its fucking gibberish
>>224828715Doubt itI've gone a few weeks without a drink and been fine>>224828737getting the duo myself,. lad
>>224828715no
>>224828656To be fair it's not obvious
Have my suspicions that Rorke and Piehead are one and the same
>>224828737phones haven't meaningfully changed in like 10 years they just change the number of cameras and call the display something new
I don't actually watch gay porn
Gaming mags with the little cheat books, soulful
just seen carly rae japseye has a new album outcarlybender will be all over that like a bad rash no doubt
>>224828771first thing I noticed was her large breasts x
chances that this is real?
Wanking to family guy
I should’ve gone to university FUCK
is?
>>224828811I went to uni and stayed in my room for 4 years
I don't need to win the lottery, I already went to university (won the lottery of life).
Put de lime in de coconut
oh shut up
>>224828835Bet you shagged thoAm 25 year old virgin can’t even talk to women
>>224828819no
Go to university for the social aspect only. The degree is "good" but you can "make do" without one.
>>224828799Me also I barely noticed anything else lol
You told me, in your drunken-boasting mood,How once you butchered prisoners. That was good!I'm sure you felt no pity while they stoodPatient and cowed and scared, as prisoners should.How did you do them in? Come, don't be shy:You know I love to hear how Germans die,Downstairs in dug-outs. "Camerad!" they cry;Then squeal like stoats when bombs begin to fly.* * * * *And you? I know your record. You went sickWhen orders looked unwholesome: then, with trickAnd lie, you wangled home. And here you are,Still talking big and boozing in a bar.
lmao 3x playback speed is a Premium Youtube locked featurewhat will those Jews think of next?
I'm from the hood.
The singular Ireland person.
might start drinking again and make a real effort this time of pretending im a wine enjoyer
words and images to live by.
>>224828881hate Ireland immenselyhate the UK too honestly, too many Irish here
any man noticed that female celebrities refuse to give birth anymore
any gay bender boys in
>>224828848no lol. I am a 34 year old virgin. I post frogs on 4chan now
>>224828881An entire country with big 'look at me' energy. Despise them.
Brentford bulls just scored
>>224828881common irish W
>>224828921>>224828884
>>224828911yeah I actually read an article in the paper about it around a year agoso there's you done
>>224828911probably all infertile from evil jewish beauty products
Canslad supports Israel
>>224828911Your IQ is in the 60-70 region.
>>224828884rorke evaluating his desire to purchase a Twix
>>224828911Nope Dont know anything thats going on unless Alex Jones, E Michael Jones or Thomas777 cover it unless /brit/ talks about it while im here
>>224828952He's not wrong though, there is a blue one right there
>>224828881Thought he was from Ipswich
>>224828931>Farage
just ate half a pasty that expired on the 15th, hope I don't die
>>224828931
>>224828973he's from halifax
>>224828944Are you sure it was a paper and not an Instagram post?
Ed "I don't get involved in politics" Sheeran
Ground control to major rorke
rewatching early dbz episodes and they're kino
>>224828984
>>224828924Ok but you probably have a good job I deliver packages
>>224828988yeah it was the FTit was about rich people having larger families and this topic was covered
vile farts coming out of my arse tonightlactose intolerant probably
>>224829020If I wanted advice of you mate, it’d be about mortgages
ed “the jew” sheeran
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789762985146332.mp4
got my cruzcampo pint cansdrowning my sorrows
ed "i'm in love with the state of jew" sheeran
arr two dee too toast
is there a singular white person left in tower hamlets
And they sayShe's in the Oi Vey TeamStuck in her daydream
Shartoo Deetoo
>>224829077did you come up with this yourself?
>>224828656Some of them have got crackin arses
boiling over with incel rage
>>224829120ed "i'm in love with the state of jew" sheeran
wahey
'tex
2 kiwis down the hatch
>>224828847Very funny that BLM protested his concerts just for being shit and he had to issue a grovelling apology
>>224829120yeah i thought it was so clever i've been posting it multiple times to ensure everyone gets a laugh
Temple on the HillI Don't Care (About Civilian Casualties)Shape of JewGoyim Girl
>>224829130did you come up with this yourself?
daily dose of morgoths review, millennial woes, and the jolly heretic
Discounted Milanese style chicken bites with honey mayo sent packing down the gullet
>>224829141oh my fucking god that arse
>>224829149Mindraped by browns award
>>224829150ed "i'm in love with the state of jew" sheeran
>>224829141oh my fucking science
>>224829180did you come up with this yourself?
All we are is dust in the wind
>>224829187ed "i'm in love with the state of jew" sheeran
Canslad is now proudly sponsored by AIPAC
>>224829204did you come up with this yourself?
>>224829146best thing theyve done
>>224829216ed "i'm in love with the state of jew" sheeran
>>224829233did you come up with this yourself?
how kill self am sad
OK that's enough step away from the keyboard
Ed “No time for Palestine” Sheeran
>>224829235ed "i'm in love with the state of jew" sheeran
>>224829242just stop being
>>224829030I've never read the Fart Twat newspaper but makes sense you'd be a constant reader
Making poo
don't get it do furries want to shag animals like
Ed "I'm in love with the taste of poo" Sheeran
holy autism
>>224829158Are 'goth is quite a boring bastard Discovered him as a guest on a podcast i like but his youtube videos put me to sleep
>>224829281All me
Only newspaper I read is The Economist
https://youtu.be/gNlRAzLa-ZI
>>224829281ed "i'm in love with the state of jew" sheeran
Raining
OK that's enough step away from the ed sheeran posts
hold on I got one ed "im in love with the state of jews" sheeran
cedric diggory was a real one
Pakidemic BAMEgent actually is a smart lad
mi bun di chalice
Ed "fart twat" sheeran
>>224829292that's a magazine
consuming some wahey protein powder
what do they do with your poo when you die
There’s a gay man waiting in the sky
>>224829336
can we at least get a new ed sheeran joke?how abouted "the A team" sheeran
>>224829329thumbnail award
quality of the thread has increased in recent posts
Cans “I’m in loving with making news” lad
>>224829336they muck you out at the morgue
nelson scrandela
ed "the A team" sheeran
ed "the ADL team" sheeran
ed "goyway girl" sheeran
>>224829296
if god is real why did my mates baby die like a 3 weeks after being born
>>224829141cum fuck sex porn
ed "ed sheeran" sheeran
>>224829388this thing is not human cuh
Sir Ed Sheeran
Ed “Gaza blaster” Sheeran
ed "you don't need me, you need jew" sheeran
>go out drinking with friends last night>speak to a girl i hadn't met before exchange numbers etc>black out>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>224829371A glimpse into the world before crapitalism
Goy to the World, the Jews have come, let goys receive their kings!I am a poor Goy too barumpumpump
red shaman
>>224829388oh he likes that
Ed "dead Palestinian children lmao" Sheeran
>>224829421Oof, yeah that's a bad one.
ed ''greater israel now'' sheeran
ed "Bibia Be Ye Yahu" sheeran
>>224829421ed "overstepping boundaries" sheeran
ed "Shit Stain Arse Rape Poo Monkey Explosion Wank Cunt Shit Poo Fart Anus Balls Knob Smegma Toes Arse Shite Globule Snot Feet Arsehair Exploding Babies Heads Diarrhea Sick Cum Wank Arse Shit" Sheeran
Walked up the stairs to my second storey flat with all my coke, rum and frozen pizza and now I’m too out of breath and tired to do anything
stopped playing fifa ever since they added women in ultimate team
can't stop drinking gay porn alcohol and gay porn dancing
>>224829374grimwonder what sort of machinery they need to do thatwonder where on earth they put it all
>>224829421ktim
they probably have pics with him on an island somewhere
>>224828591lol
>>224829457Hello, bitch!
when a man is tired of kingston upon hull, he is tired of life
Edward ‘Ed-Aviv” Sheeran
>>224829457listening to the new carly?
>>224829421blud just reposting shit from the archive
>>224829399thought it was funny
Timothy "I want to be a Palestinian citizen" James Byrne
Me on my first day of /brit/: Erm, Rorke sex arse.... berg
the average height of this general is 5'6
>>224829374Where can one buy one of these bum mucking machines
IT'S ALL BLOCKED OFF
get the muslims bombedsend them to allah
>>224829510but I'm 6'5
>>224829492
Putting TNT in a bit of shit ares poo and hten wnaknig my penist explodinf babies
would suck out every drop of squirt and piss from Ruby’s Oxford minge
Darling im supporting IsraelAnd ill be paying off that debt until im 70
Ed sheeran
>>224829527Norwood Reaper hit this man like a truck
Dead Palestinian baby
Ed Sheeran
>>224829458you can get autographed ultimate team cards now
>>224829530107000 posts about poo is fucking insane tbfAnd it's all one bloke tooMad
Never really think about hurting animals and that but when I see a snake I think about whizzing it round my head like a lasso then smashing it's pathetic little skull against a tree
bless up an elevate di mind
All my bad habits caused by jew
i like the new carly rae japseye album ok
Ed “the Jew” Sheeran doesn’t like to take sides though
>Searching for posts that contain ‘you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again’.>577 results foundscream
far-right provocateur Ed Sheeran
Spreading my arse cheeks in me nan's eyeballs xx
Sir Ed Balls
>>224829577Sir Turd Sucker
Haha Chelshit
you have no clue how much fucking potential you have
i'm runnin massive plays, juicy j gettin these chips like a bag of laysmy homegirl countin up blue strips cause she just went and ran up a bag with chaseloudpack got a nigga eyes chinese now i look like a nigga in animehigh as a kite, we been hyped up for days, my bitches and swipers they'd like to get paid
>>224829608Right well this is just uncouth
>>224829623sounds based
I’m in love with the smell of poo
any webms going then?
get really angry when shitty musicians i dont even listen to refuse to say things i agree with on stage
Prickly fart
What’s stopping me buying tickets to Ed Sheerans tour and waving a Palestine flag
How about them spurs then?
>>170054993
>Sheeran is famously difficult to reach. He has not carried a personal mobile phone in more than a decade; even close friends often communicate with him by email. bizarre
Got the Bob Dylan on ain't ITime Out of Mind now that's an album
I once almost got into a fight with a guy at the pub because he said I looked like ed sheeran
got the asmr on
>>224829631>yes massa how high massa
>>224829003>inclusive, and embraces anyone and everyone. And that truly is what Britain is
>>224829662ed "seen it in the 'chives" sheeran
>>224829672GIIIIIIIIINGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!
I like Ed Sheeran
kiss him for 251 million dollars
>>224829689That's dangerous
>>224829688I’m not even ginger which makes it even worse
>>224829636
>>224829687
>>224829003He stepped off the leftypol plantation. Now watch them eat him alive
>>224829692I'm seriously considering it
>Sheeran has more than 60 tattoos, including designs dedicated to his family and a tattoo of a swastika on his chest.
Ok I think the Ed Sheeram gimmick is over because now its just the actual Israel supporters exploiting the situation to express their disaffection for Palestine
>>224829708actually fucking shrieking at this
>>224829667Bob Dylan was born Robert Allen Zimmerman (his Hebrew name being Shabtai Zisl ben Avraham;[7][8][9] שבתאי-זיסל בן אברהם)[10] on May 24, 1941, at St. Mary's Hospital, in Duluth, Minnesota.[11] Dylan's paternal grandparents, Anna Kirghiz and Zigman Zimmerman, emigrated from Odessa in the Russian Empire Dylan had his bar mitzvah in May 1954.[402][16] Around the time of his 30th birthday, in 1971, Dylan visited Israel, and also met Rabbi Meir Kahane, founder of the New York-based Jewish Defense League.[403] Dylan has supported the Chabad Lubavitch movement,[411] and has privately participated in Jewish religious events, including his sons' bar mitzvahs and services at Hadar Hatorah, a Chabad Lubavitch yeshiva. In 1989 and 1991, he appeared on the Chabad telethon.[412]
Ed Sheeran pretending to be black around stormzy holy cringe Nigga u are from Suffolk
new>>224823832>>224823832
Portillo on BBC Two
if ed sheeran has a million fans, then i am one of them. if ed sheeran has ten fans, then i am one of them. if ed sheeran has only one fan then that is me. if ed sheeran has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against ed sheeran, then I am against the world.
>>224829708Thought this fella looked familiar
new>>224829739>>224829739>>224829739
>>224829700ktim
ive got balls of steelballs of steel
>>224829698oh strawberry blond? right right
>>224829758alri nedge
