the real new edition
early. janny won't like it
Keep getting mobile ads for wuthering waves. Sick of it.
>>224831051was posted 45 minutes ago
remember when people used to link news from other generals with the trigger happy janny and he accidentally deleted some random general kek
They say I might as well face the truth That I am just too long in the tooth
>>224831051been poisting mine early, ladjkanny is fine with it
I hear this is the new
this is what britain used to be abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt9XVGv5aU0
Rorke buying cocoa butter for his black girlfriend
dogberge occupying my bed again
Lonely, lonelySometimes so lonelyYou and I, versus times unfolding lightThis sparks joy, make me blush (Blush)
>>224831087Wish this was me
mass immigration has turned the country in a safari park
>>224831037reminds me of someone I got mad at on the internet once because he kept calling the seven sins the "seven deadly" and I kept verbally penising him over how he kept missing the noun but now I realise he was just autistically avoiding the use of the word 'sin'
>>224831087ktim except the black bf
What was going through your mind as you walked into the doctors to get your jab six years ago?
Doing the seven deadly, as it were
>>224831111the gaped
>>2248311295g chemtrails
>>224831111why couldnt the gays keep babies out of their "porn"
me at the beach
Dr House treated a patient called Ian, which i believe is something some of you would enjoy
>>224831129nothing because i was a disgusting incel then and im still one now so i had no reason to take it to go anywherebut all my family hated me and sat me down saying i was going to kill people and myself from not getting it
Someone go and bump the old twice please. We need to maintain thread hygiene.
>>224831111gomfy
>>224831129gay porn
>>224831129I got mine at a massive centre in closed offices
kid called painting
>>224831096a fine young doctor in the making
Aff tae brazil
>>224831129ed sheeran
>>224831156Ian getting terminal cancer diagnosis be like "Ok"
All the shaggers out then? Just the Incels in?
it's weird how you're all incel weirdos. devalues your posts. worthless meaningless opinions etc. used to be a shaggers general.
mad how women exist
Used to be a pretty nice house up the road from the one I grew up in, pretty standard affair, nice mock-tudor, sort of brown and beige colour scheme. Some flash deano cunt has bought it, paved over the whole front garden and stuck two audis on the forecourt, and painted the entire house white with grey accents & grey roof.Truly truly grim
>>224831213looks like ed sheeran
>>224831207Nah I shagged the bf earlier he's just busy friday nights due to work shifts
I used to think I had a pretty good grip on my mental health, but it has absolutely deteriorated in the past few months. i am so fed up and bored of life. Can't bring myself to do anything. Have 15 days of annual leave to use up. What am I going to use them on? Go on holiday, to a city that's the same as any other globalised city? Kill some time in a museum, when I'm already inundated with information day in, day out from the internet? Walk past the same shops I'd get back home anyway? It's the weekend and I've got nothing planned. I'll watch some movies to, again, kill the time more than anything.What's the fucking point.Don't see the point in doing anything anymore.
>>224831179going there with my band next year
>>224831228Watch gay porn or fuck off
Dreaming of a time when the english are sick to death of labour and tories and spit on the name oliver cromwell x
>>224831223So it's Incels and one biofem with a betabux boyfriend.That's cool... I guess...
>>224831228Newsflash you don't have to go to a city on holiday mate
>>224831228watch bisexual porn and stay
>>224831216that's a 10
>>224831245I'm not a femaleI rogered him up the arse with my cock m8
The Ed Sheeran hate is mentalWith the way people are going on I thought he had made a pro-Israel statement or something but it turns out he literally did nothing and that's why they're pissed offFuck me
>>224831279>Ed SheeranEd Sheeran
why don't we all start building big holes in the ground so that if the nukes start falling then we go into the holes and hide out there for a bit until the air clears
um
>>224831290grow up
Ed Sheeran executing Palestinian children ISIS style on live television
>>224831290dont have a shovel
>>224831279To the left nothing is worse than someone who gives no fucks about themThe fact he won't come out and support Israel or deny support for it is the problemHe doesn't fucking care what the terrorists on the left think, ladThat drives them insane
>>224831207My hinge/dates are fucking dead this weekend. Getting no replies from anyone. Have three girls I was supposed to go on 2nd dates with but I think they've all ghosted me. I got a first date tomorrow but I don't even want to go. She had 'short-term fun' on her profile, so I'm hoping I can at least get a fwb out of it to kill the time in-between real dates.
>>224831279Israel's time is ticking now, once boombooms die off they'll get trade embargoed by the west
>>224831228Get it read
>>224831312that sounds very grim
>>224831307if you looked like this i would treasure u bby gorl<3
>>224831295rorkes have no reason not to get a tat nownot a waste of money and its part of his cutlure
>>224831279you're a very dim man. you don't understand the subtleties of diplomacy. you thin that if someone isn't posting inflammatory comments on twitter like graham linehan then they are not simply not participating. i don't even care for ed sheeran but you're dumb.
>>224831307 Free ShippingOrder in 8:13:57Estimated delivery Sep 21-25
>>224831279he dropped his support act for saying free palestine cos a billionaire told him to
This is Graham Lineham.Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issuesHe's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hateLast year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
>>224831295>8 november 2013bro...
>>224831295imagine getting jumped for having a swastika tattoo>bro it's actually about peace and love
>>224831250Then what? I've already been to most of the national parks in the UK and some abroad. I'm gonna go hiking up yet another hill? It's nothing new. Or go to some all-inclusive place? Maybe it would be relaxing, but I doubt I couldn't stop myself from thinking how pointless it all is the whole time.
people act like glinner was normal before he started going mental about trannies on twitter but he was always an insecure weirdo nutter. he would have raging arguments on there about completely inconsequential shit with nobodies who had like 10 followers if they disagreed with him. bloke just can't let things go.
>>224831153You weirdo. Are you going to get any more jabs? Winter is comiiiing
>>224831207i'm a fascist incel
>>224829776I tried searching for Sciuridae on Google and accidentally typed in sciura.
>>224831369grow up
>>224831326>what is crooked cannot be made straightgay bros...
>>224831306Burndog will supply us all with shovels after he's finished doing this
if you were into your pc games, this was the gpu to havei didn't have one of these, i had that ati radeon 2600
>>224831295it' 2026 lad
I like Graham Lineham manhe pisses off trannies
shaniquas will prove every stereotype right and wonder why not even black guys like them
>>224831216
>>224831398whys there a frog
>>224831387lo sappiamo dejà fallito di merda
>>224831312mad how some people live like thatno happiness no girlfriends just having sex and taking drugs to fill in the whole in their heart
>>224831420ding ding
think I will have to pay money to have sex with a womanmy little romantic heart just can't take it anymore
>>224831412how are these two women even the same species>>224831420funny
Just heard the ICC has issued an arrest warrant for Ed Sheeran in relation to use of white phosphorus in Lebanon in 1982
>>224831359will never understand why he decided to ruin his successful life for such an obscure reason
>>224831408ok
Rastamouse well wicked an I must tell ya why'Cause he loved by di orphans an loved by da crewRastamouse never lie, Rastamouse never cry'Cause when tings go bad he always know what to doHim ah listen reggae music on the radioHim ah playin' guitar Nuff Song studioBut when tings go bad in ah da NeighbourhoodHe's always there to mek a bad ting good
muh menthol elf
>>224831412disabled but don't you DARE insinuate that it is weight related
surely a gym subscription can't be that expensive
>>224831456about £25 a month
LinehaN, not "ham". He is not a bloody pig
What's new Scobie do, we're coming after you. We're goingna solva that mistery. Nanana nanananana. What's new Scobie do?
>>224831331Yeah it's not great. Don't know what I'm doing wrong. They'll suggest a second date, they'll give me their number. And then, *then*, they stop replying? Don't fucking get it.I assume they just found someone "better".
Putting out fires with gasoline
>>224831279i already hated him tbf
>>224831469dain a wee scobie
what's crazy is that because macklemore said free palestine the jews also hate himso everyone hates him now
windows vista is almost 20 years oldrtm in november 2006
>>224831359goodthe trans fad is a dangerous cult that must be destroyed
>>224831279Who would pay to see an Ed Sheeran concert? That's a more pressing question imo
>>224831214Do you know a lot of incels created the things you use and rely on every day? What have you ever done. You worship them unconsciously. An they are god's to you
>>224831502Was just saying this down the pub the other night
*sighs loudly*will the Israel Palestine thing EVER be sorted?*studio audience laughs*
>>224831494yoooo that's crazy :skull:
Latest Ed Sheeran post.
Would you mind if I prayed for you? x
free palestine
>/brit/>2015>190>UniThose were the days, back when we were a shaggers general
>>224831541we'll sort it here in /brit/ tonightget the coffee on, lads, its gonna be a long oneright, this israel palestine thing, how do we solve it
>>224831494>@goldameir69God twitter is a cringe toilet isn't it
>>224831469incredible how forward-facing their eyes can be. truly, carnivorousness is a prerequisite to full sapience, as Spengler supposed/snorts a line
>>224831550Ed Sheeran. Funny
I liked it better when humans were monkeys chilling on trees and running from big cats and eagles
I stand with cans
You still live with your parents btw
>>224831214"incel" is not the exactly the opposite of shagger or penis in a vagina haver.
>>224831555>Free Palestine?>I'll take five!
>>224831558Wasn't poleaboo/ribena around then too
>>224831578ktikim
>>224831559both sides need to set aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table to stop this happening again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFykQIrPCk
>>224831578SCREAMING
he won
>>224831608GOODwhat next? come on boffins!! this is important!!
>>224831603think that was around the time he was referring to himself in the third person to get around the court order
>>224831595i lived by myself for years and it's just a money drain living with your family will be the new normal in this economy
>>224831619remember thrift store lol
>>224831619Reckon the Jews who own ticketmaster won.
adolf hitler
I’m old enough to remember when /brit/ had several female posters and 190 legitimately scared all of them away
My grandfather and at least one of my great grandfathers was a sailor. One of the things that Britain has lost in the last 80 years is its sense of itself as a seagoing island nation, which is why the very idea of attacking lifeboatmen has ceased to be a uniquely wicked notion
In most cases, how many replies does a post need before you read it?In most cases, how many replies does a post need before you read it?In most cases, how many replies does a post need before you read it?
still would like to be an airline pilot but I'm too incellian to do it, I like hearing the planes fly over and imagine myself flying them, maybe I should download a flight simulator
listening to The Cure
my horny arse could never have a hot mum
just found out about operation barbarossamad
>live on my own>gain loads of weight even when I’m being careful>return to mummy and daddy’s >lose weight even though I spend all day pillaging their Kiplings and HobnobsMental, that
>>224831619He's rebelling to get noticed again. Wise career move.
atb
>>224831660would be kino to do it again
>>224831641two
>>224831603That was /britfeel/... a decidedly non-shagger general.
>>224831639we still have loads
>>224831640we have no sense of ourselves as anything at allwe're just a rootless economic zone of NPC slaves
what do you lads do to stay happy and enjoy life
>>224831641three
>>224831690yeah in the opposite direction
>>224831670They're giving you wegovy in your sleep
honestly love being lactose intolerant cos the farts I do are so satisfying
>>224831689How come WMBF couples make fitties but BMWF couples make ogres?
Sitting out on a plastic chair in my trailer park and chatting with the 80 iq biomassTaking it easyLetting go
Am up in t'north seeing family. Wanted to hit a pub to check out some of the local crumpet but got a cold so stayed in. Been watching normie telly and I forgot how different it is. Had channel 4 on with some blonde bender yapping away but at least it had a fat cheb bird on too. Sophie Willan i think her name was
>>224831689Want to rip her top open and bite her nipples before pounding her from behind iykwim
>>224831708stay happy? enjoy life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt-cxmX9Hpo
>>224831708Shag the bf's fat arseEat the bf's fat arseSlap the bf's fat arseSuck the bf's cockThe usual
>>2248317529/11 mong loves his 9/11
>>224831721LLEJFOI
>>224831639there's heaps of /brit/girls in the discord
>>224831228You've got to start going to messed up places. Go to somewhere deep in Russia, just pick anywhere. The women will love you and you'll love them, nothing will remind you of home trust me
Helen Mirren, born Ilyena Lydia Mironoff
Thinking of Andalusia…Spanish foids….sex..
Contemplating a whisky
big weekend of porn ahead
Going to any "good" destination won't be good. Those days are over. If it's being recommended it's already too late Mm
Calmly sitting here observing and analysing two sides getting outraged and arguing about this Ed Sheeran business.
I don’t believe it!
How did Commieslags find /brit/? My understanding is 190 chirpsed them in a nightclub and put the URL down as his contact.
>>224831797yh
>>224831797Good post
>>>/gif/31160983>>>/gif/31160983>>>/gif/31160983new
Catberg making biscuits on my bollocks rn
it's ok
toidal waves theyrip roight thru me
>>224831841disappointing arse reveal
>>224831856screaminghe sounds retarded but use to love his singing
>>224831847yeah she's a hot little slut
>>224831847
>>224831837someone linked it to them on twitter obviously
>>2248318414-5 pumps and I’d shoot weeks worth of cum
>>224831841Good lord
hug
>>224831584Some humans are still in this era. Go and make friends with them
>>224831641feel free to repost any post that you feel were valuable more than capircious
just went out for a cheeky 4 pints during the chelsea match. looked at loads of arses and tits. not a single bird spoken to. this is my life
night lads, see you all tomorrow for another day of fun
>pokemon is 30mad how i was doing the wanking action before those cheeky pocket monsters existedwas a right little early coomer me
>>224831903*hugs* :)
>>224831917night mate x
got 2 base set charizards me
Trump just annexed Greenland defactoOnly the American military is allowed in Greenland and all economic affairs in Greenland need approval from the US GovernmentIt's over the American Empire has begun
Right well thats a Cathy then isn't it
>>224831656You know it's not always about looks, you've got to grow up. As long as the woman isn't ugly and maybe half decent you can have some truly amazing sex if she's passionate. Have you tried rubbing up against her while she's doing the dishes or anything like that?
>>224831954
>>224831919youre a sad old cunt and you should kill yourself
I live in constant hope that either government censorship, warfare emergency acts, or energy crises will make the internet utterly unusable
>>224831919alri you actual fossil
feel free to repost any post that you feel were valuable more than capircious
>>224831954um wow (based based based)
Pouring out the black label
>>224831938got 2 extra chromosomes too
greenland just flew over my house
>>224831742p.s. I had forgotten how fit Nigella is but then i saw her in an ad for bakeoff and I really want to snort white substances off her private parts if you catch my drift
>>224832026Harry Potter's Jessie Cave Turned to OnlyFans After 18 Years of Acting Failed to Pay Bills
Literally can't imagine being over at 12 and giving a fuck about harry potterPeople refuse to grow up
>Literally can't imagine being over at 12Well you were mate
lol the vids so funny
>>224832026>failed actress becomes a prostitute>a story of financial resilience and creative control foids will say anything
>>224832088you already posted this
>>224831859Every anon will think it's amazing because they see wide hips and juicy things, their mind fills in the rest. From the creases at the bottom you can clearly see the Cheeks have no depth. A basic mind won't even register that
>>224832038would love her to grease up a rolling pin and shove it up my arse until i spunked involuntarily into her dough
>>224832038AWOOOOOOGA SEX WITH NIGELLA LAWSON UNF UNF UNF PLAP PLAP PLAP!!!
>>224832067I've had the booze x
>>224832095I'm somewhat of an arse expert so nothing gets past me.
thinking about the woolly mammoths of wrangel island
>>224832067scr
putin meme
20 posts in the thread, not a fucking (you)
thinking about nothing
>>224832128go get your fucking shine box
>>224832093do something about it CUNT
>>224832126hope he dies painfully
remember how /b/ used to be? that was mad wasnt it?
Mental how Germany has the longest sci-fi series in the world, even longer than Doctor Who yet no one in the English speaking world has ever heard of it
>>224832128alright, but you've gotta get over it
>>224832111Kek I like it. You're a rare connoisseur.Have a video of me at the beach
>>224832168Before it was all trannies?
>>224831619THIS IS Fuh-king-awe-sooooome
if you talked this shit to me irl you'd be sparked out pronto
legit cant tell whose pro israel and against from the posts in these threads
remember when we were about 14 made a grindr profile with a mates actual pictures and started being a flirty slut with local bendershe was mad when we showed him
>>224832130this is a long thread for someone with nothing to think about
>>224832187No it was all trannies back then too, we just had a different name for it. Traps and other things.
>>224832038Even in her 60s she's still quite shaggable like. Kinda mad to think that when i was a little lad, women in their 60s were wrinkly grey grannies
Doing a mumford and sons white excellence haka to keep the niggers out of oregon
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>224832206i'm opposed to the colonial terrorist project of pissrael
>>224832154because the us can suddenly pull out of the ukraine and watch russia steamroll europe to lisbon
>>224832154it's only been in relatively recent history that the Arctic hasn't been fought over or contested in some way, so some level of security near it makes sense but obviously this is just the Danes reproposing the same security agreement that's been in place since the Cold War
>>224832233there's a wrinkly granny underneath there
what even is attraction, anywaywhy am i attracted to humanswhy am i attracted to some humans more than others
>>224832154Ah yes so precisely the same security arrangement that has been in place since the 1960s
so if an uber driver kills someone the company is responsiblebut if a mcdonalds employee or tesco staff does the same, the individual is responsibledon't understand why uber gets all this shit
>>224832154Get this news channel crap out of here cuntMm
There's still a lot of shaggable granniesWould Louise Jameson tbqh
>>224832276good genes = healthy offspringthat's it
>>224832278Bet the serial killer was so fucking disappointed when he saw her face
>>224832278>retard doesnt understand the difference between a service (uber) and a product (food)
>>224832318as usual a retarded american can't understand a simple question
so alone
>>224832337ktim
reading about the edmund fitzgerald again
>>224832243>I HATE MY PARENTS!
>>224832278> Emily Normandin-Parker had booked an Uber for home with a friend on 12 August 2023, before her friend became sick and vomited in the car, court documents show. Her parents said the driver pulled over to the side of the highway and forced the women, who were intoxicated, out of the car, after which Normandin-Parker was hit and killed by another vehicle.Honestly, sounds like the women’s fault more than anything. Wasn’t the drivers fault that they walked into traffic.
>>224832357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI
>>224832214fucks sake lad :/
>>224832389back in my day you'd get a darwin award for that not $40 million dollars
wonder what it's like doing a massive wank in a space station looking down at a force 5 hurricane out the window as it passes through florida
>>224832389foids cannot be held responsible for their actionssociety is literally a pyramid scheme designed to ensure women never have to take responsibility
>>224832269Wrinkles or no, would still ram her bum
>>224832389do you understand what a highway is
Imbibed a huge whisky
>>224832389she was an hero
this will be the end of uberevery time a driver touches a girl the company gets a multi million dollar finethe fuck are they supposed to do? why are they responsible for their drivers if all the background checks pass?
>>224832389 After Ms. Moore became sick and vomited, the driver, Vu Tran, pulled over on State Route 73 and stopped at a gore point, it said, referring to the triangular plot of land where a road forks at an intersection or ramp.While stopped in an “unsafe and illegal” spot, Mr. Tran argued with Ms. Moore about a cleaning fee, the document said. He showed “no concern for Normandin-Parker’s whereabouts despite knowing she had exited the vehicle and was intoxicated,” it said.Ms. Normandin-Moore wandered into traffic “in an inebriated state” and was struck and killed by a vehicle that was traveling 70 miles per hour, the arbitration document said.gore pointwow
Wtf is a gore point?
Nearly piss myself laughing every time i think about hakas
simped for an american corporation award
>>224832480>gore point
>>224832446A motorway but yankanese
>>224832494my willberg when i pull the foreskin back
Hey Kyle, Hunter, wouldn't it be crazy if we drank some Bud Lites and...kissed at the gore point?
>>224832495that warrior dance thing? why?
>>224832497i'm curious about the legal side of thisif a pizza hut delivery man wanked into a pizza would pizza hut be in trouble? no, so how is it different if an uber driver wanks onto a passenger
Europe is finished lads
When I was last in America I was waiting for an uber outside target when an attractive blonde woman in a car asked me if I needed a ride. Told her no and she drove off before even letting me finish my sentence. Wonder what her deal was.
>>224832470>this will be the end of ubergirls won't stop calling uber all uber does is add "safety" features like record your audionone of it matters if a drunk girl is getting into an uber especially with some asian driver
>>224832564how does address anything i said?
>>224832560you were gonna get robbed
stop using uber, amazon and other american shite
heatheruber
>>224832593amazon is the only place where i can buy certain things that i need
>>224832593Actually I make sure only to order from amazon.co.uk
>>224832576you said >this will be the end of ubernothing else you said matters because girls won't stop calling uber
