do you read the bible in your country?
>>224833812Is this the earliest description of BBC?
>>224833914yes
>>224833927Amen
>>224833914>He didn't read the dong of Gilgamesh How uncultured
>>224833927powerful
Al-Zutt already had wide renown
AYO DIS NIGGA READING BOOKS
>>224834116my sister told me to read ezekiel
Would you rather get zutted or have a lover with genitals as large as a donkey and emissions like those of a horse?
>>224833812no, it's a big book of fantasy stories
>>224834137Doesn't make sense clogwog, you should be reading the sunnah.
>>224833812>abrahamics be like "zutt me up, i got a long desert journey ahead of me"
>>224834018I don't read at all, I am not in school anymore
>>224834226you only read non-fiction?
>>224833812I don't see what's wrong with this excerpt from Ezekiel In context, God is calling the nation of Israel a whore.
>>224834414God thinks that women are turned on by loud brappy flatulence?
>>224833812Yeah. People think the Bible is nothing but either fire and brimstone or sunday school stuff I think the Bible is metal as fuck and occasionally hilarious. That story iirc was about two adulterous sisters who were also prostitutes who were metaphors for cities that had turned away from God , made all the men around them jealous, and then were brutally murdered by all the men for being trifling hoes
>>224834473He was calling them disgusting , yes. Imagine Bonny Blue having a sister who was also a walking biohazard
>>224834476>metal as fuckwhy are americans so cringe and stupid?
>>224834354mostly yeahwhen i do read fantasy it's usually discworld
I like religious-themed literature, but the Bible itself is too boring.
>>224834502Why do europoors hate fun? Is it being maidenless for too long?
>>224834284>I don't read at all, I am not in school anymoreI made up the BBC reference in that book anyway. Reading shouldn't be a thing you do for school though.
>>224834517>stories about war, cannibalism, incest, genocide, political struggles, and natural disasters are boring o algoThe Bible needs to have Subway Surfers in the bottom left for the zoomers desu
>>224834547He prefers hadiths
>>224834473Emissions in this sentence mean they have donkey-sized loads. Learn to read English, I beg of you señor Americano
>>224834682*horse-sized loads
>>224833812That quote is talking about a BWC
>>224833812it's truewomen are like that
>>224834803>watching or listening to women
>>224833812I read most of the new testament, some of the moses books and currently reading the prophet jeremiah
>>224834803some incel really spent hours making this pic.
>>224834547Yeah, no one found the Bible boring before zoomers.
>>224834803qrd on schizo screenshots? makes no sense to me
>>224833812Samen
>>224833812Women are bigger pervs then men when they feel they can be unhinged. I know some female weightlifterd and some ftms/non-binary types amd they're huge fucking pervs. They'll openly tell you their masturbating, ask for orgies, initiate shit, ask me to show their friends my dick and all that stuff.
>>224834925crazy how much free time one has when they're single and celibate
>>224834167>lover with genitals as large as a donkey and emissions like those of a horseIMAGINE THE SMELL
>>224835421americans don't represent normal people
>>224835430Americans are the main characters of the world
>>224835421This is how I image most bodybuilding and weightlifting communities are. Full of trannies and pervs, you need to hang out with other people even /fit/ figured out that roiders and trannies are two sides of the same coin. This is a worthless perspective for the average person.
>>224833812I’m a Catholic so no. We have a priest tell it to us in a language that’s been dead for 1000 years.
>>224834242>Doesn't know about bani Israel
>>224834831Those who have difficulty understanding women should watch things like this. Women are very open about their madness and will explain it in detail in this and similar presentation styles.
>>224834517Same.I dislike anything written by hebrews tbf
>>224835421>know some female weightlifterd and some ftms/non-binary types amd they're huge fucking pervsSteroids anon
>>224833812There are so many different versions of The Bible. Which one is this from? KJV?
>>224835557You're really not, mate.
>>224835914watching stuff like that won't make me any less bald and autistic
>>224836104all of them have this
>>224835868To be fair weightlifting constantly does spike your testosterone levels and make you horny all the time. Also factor in that these are people who normalize wearing ultra revealing tights all the time and examining eachothers bodies. >>224835937These women always claim they're not on any but some of them you could tell they were lying. Clits don't get that huge naturally. But even the ones who aren't roiding are a lot more perverse due to previously mentioned.
>>224833812All of Abrahamics are obsessed with dicks. Sand people are just that horny.
>>224836464>But even the ones who aren't roiding are a lot more perverse due to previously mentioned.Good... Goood
>>224834476>I think the Bible is metal as fucki think christianity is metaltheir simbol is an instrument of torturetheir "god" is not portrayed as powerful and invincible but mortal and frail and the religion obsession with death is quite fascinatingsuch a jolly religion represented by the most obscure and morbid templesif any westerner can take a step back and try to look at christianity from outside it quite fascinating
>>224834414Your nation is the world's cum dump today.
>>224833812In islam these thing appears to haditth instead the book, kek
>>224833812>emissionsbiblically lewd
>>224833812Donkeys are smaller than horses so I guess that's why she did that
>>224838517God is not presented as mortal or frail and death itself is not venerated, the defeat and mastery of death is.
