I drive edition
>>224833856Very based edition
I commute
>>224833850That's the plan then
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788034342707275.webmLiterally me
If someone is both a Sir and a Saint do you call them Saint Sir or Sir Saint
Rorke leftypol Israel Palestine trannies immigrants blacks women So fucking bored of the same tired conversations every day. Everyone gets pulled into these and nobody is interested in anything else
Gordon Ramsay Reacts To Blacked Raw BBC Reveal Videos Part 2 | TikTok Compilations #ramsayreacts #blackbulls
Do you reckon anything is actually gonna happen or is it all just market manipulation? Something deep inside of me cries out of the kind of violent unopposable change this might bring about.
>gosh rorke, you're such a nerd
>>224833893Saint Sir I thinkThere are Saints who were the Pope and it's Saint Pope
>>224833893Sir saint sounds more natural
I'm a neet and hate my life but it genuinely doesn't seem worth it to break out of this just to become a toilsman
>>224833893Saint is the higher title so it goes first.
>>224833893goodsir
>>224833904I'm not a nerd, nerds are smart
Saint Sir Ed Sheeran
>>224833917Ktim
>>224833923Mr Hickey please you are ruining this expedition!
>>224833917you'd be surprised. being a hate filled neet is not sustainable
>>224833917Same but my family relies on my bennies to stay afloat and if I got a job and fucked it it would be over.
saint sir jesus christ
>>224833949christ is a title, not his last name silly
Sir Kier Starmer
Are Australians range banned again?
The Pope may be French but Jesus is English!
>>224833960does christ go before the other titles
Currently playing blood of dawnwalker
st. kier of southwark
>>224833979lord saint sir jesus
Dad woke me up and told me he raped me when I was a kid wtf
Doctors will diagnose you with mental illnesses for shit like being sad when your parents die or finding it hard to stay focused but it's completely normal and sane to believe in a man in the sky who's watching you and changing the universe if you pray to him and then sending you to burn for eternity if you masturbate
my life has gone down the shitter
PC is at the end of its lifespan, and computers have never been more expensive and I've got no facking money!
>>224834017ricky gervias roarking
>>224834034install linux
For the upcoming disaster what essentials should I absolutely have? The only thing I have really is a book on edible plants and mushrooms.
>>224834058you should be fine
this woman has crazy good looking fingers
>>224834058White skin.
>>224834035I was actually pretending to be Ricky Gervais there reckon I could be a writer for his shownAnother one:My jokes are not offensive. If you're offended by them it means you think I'm wrong. And that makes you an idiot and stupidity is more offensive than anything I've said.
Scenes in cheadle
>>224834058>>224834066Quorn chiqin nuggies
>>224834081Mental how this is real and happened
>>224834058what disaster?
>>224834081Coca-Cola trucks don't actually contain Coca-Cola usually it's just the powder
>>224834112Day of the Rope.
>>224834112The one where we all get press ganged into getting sent to a war while pakis and wogs rape and murder who is left behind.
>your son was drawing dragons, swords and race cars during holocaust class>we prescribed him meth and estrogen
If only there were a kind of patriotic socialism. A Socialist Nationalism if you will.
You know how kids just make fun of gays and stuff in school like it's innate and natural no matter how much you teach them about LGBT rights and all that stuff Well I also noticed that kids also always make jokes about the holocaust and slavery like every history classroom would be giggling every time these topics came up Reckon it's in our blood to laugh these tragedies and make memes about them that's why 9/11 is so funny
anyone want to play secrets you'll take to the gravehousemate brought a girl round and i gave her trainers a sniff that she left in the living room while they were fucking loudly in the room above
>>224834114well that one obviously did
>>224834166It's not innate kids are thoroughly indoctrinated into The Culture before they're 5
>>224834211Why would you do that
>>224834211That's nothing. Office where I work the girls always leave their shoes behind to put on trainer when they walk home. I've stayed behind taken some to the disabled toilets and wanked while sniffing them
>>224834166how do you know what the kids are saying
>>224834219The culture of laughing at 6 million Jews being killed yeah?
What's the biggest mentos and cola they've done then
>>224834233I'm a former kid myself, have a bit of experience in that department. Even went to a school for kids a while ago
>>224834211I hit a homeless man really hard with a stick when walking home pissed out of my head one night. Looked back and he wasn't moving. Didn't read anything in the papers the next few days so assume it was all good.
Since 2013 ive been telling normies that immigration and Islam have been destroying the UK and they all said I was racist. Now normies have woken up but it’s too late nothing can be done
>>224834211a few times when i was about 15 i stole a pair of my mums tights and wanked while wearing them
>>224834211>>224834229Lol
>>224834236The culture of you're not supposed to laugh which means it's funny when you do laugh, parents laugh when kids behave badly and they get to understand that transgression can be comedy, especially when parents try to stifle laughter you get that idea of 'we shouldn't laugh but...'
>>224834246why did you hit him
>>224834244well of course but i imagine the times must have changed in some regards. for example we used to make fun of the african substitute teacher's name and accent but i don't imagine much of that goes on in a school that's majority biomass
>>224834246You're genuinely scum
>>224834246fucking patrick bateman over here
>>224834211I've never done anything on par with killing homeless people or stealing girls shoes to wank with. You are all evil.
Why did rorke hit a homeless man with a stick then
hitting the homeless biomass really hard with a stick
>>224834285he's a sadistic psychopath who secretly wishes he could kill and rape without the threat of imprisonment to deter his urges
I've not done anything bad and kept it a secret I think, very guilty conscious
>>224834285Funny.
>>224834315Let me guess the worst thing you've ever done was steal an apple from your neighbour's garden or some shit that's real saint like mate bet you never sin
>US and Denmark reach deal over Greenland after Trump annexation threatsFucking WEAKIt's not like the yanks were actually going to invade them anyway
>>224834352They just had to hold out two years what were they thinking
>>224834352Literally nothing changed, it's the exact same arrangement but now America can feel like they made a deal on their conditions.
Love a plush toilet paper me
Fuck off yank we hate you and your attempt to talk like us
>>224834227they were just sitting there, would you not?
I like Blur and I love gay porn but it's disconcerting how utterly QUEER that cheesemong Alex James' face is
>>224834250racist.
>>224834384Never, that's a gross invasion
>>224834246Bit of the ol ultraviolence is it then?
>>224834389why does he still have the exact same haircut he had in the 90s
lovehoney payment system broken
>>224834246
>>224834347I've been in fights, got hit by a car. It's not like I'm a nancy boy but you all are cowards
>>224834424Is the car OK?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789778110756758.webm
>>224834424oh you got hit by a car did you, you're hard
>>224834418I'm bald
>>224834438the fate of all the trannies and benders of /brit/ inshallah
>>224834434scr
>>224834434
>>224834438This that daily wire movie
>>224834458yeah, you reckon it's a money laundering thing? who watches this shit
>>224834448Can we see
>>224834381Have to post about British culture so I don't get banned
who is rorke
>>224834434Fucker got out and lectured me about being in the street and took off. He ran over the back of my foot. You're a pussy
>>224834441I don't take advantage of the vulnerable
>>224834467I think it's genuinely an attempt to create a rival to netflix and disney and stuff and they don't care how much oil billionaire money it takes to do so, their media ventures are where they spend money rather than make it
>>224834479say wallahi bro say wallahi
>>224833856Literally me
That time of year x
post pictures of pretty women
>>224834551It lush too. Summer is gone for another year.
I'm gonna download the latest episode of that anime im watching, bible then bed for the game tomorrow.
>>224834565good riddance, i say!
There's no group on Earth that's mastered compartmentalizing like the Briton.
>>224834563
>>224834563alri
>>224834421fucking shite innittried ordering a new sex arse and it just wouldn't go through
>>224834581
Enjoyed clicking on TWO ad banners now. Someone's up to something quite devilishly entertaining indeed.
Sir Jesus Christ sex arse
>>224834522i think you're right
>>224834621Right bang out that desu.
Any gentleness, kindness, humility left? Anywhere i can move to where theyve got it
>>224834616Maybe the Japanese, haven't followed them as well as you guys. Likelihood I learn Japanese is sitting at an solid 0%.
>>224834576Amen summer is a jerk
>>224834621haram
Sam Hyde just isn't very funny ok
The Republic is not what it once was. The Senate is full of greedy, squabbling delegates. Our best choice would be to push for the election of a stronger Supreme Chancellor, one who could control the bureaucrats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FPj-mtbsXghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PowfUTy3qtg
i should be president of the world
>>224834614scared nowwhat if the post office gets flooded and my bank gets emptied
>>224834645Since you asked, think he's very funny but also actually a sociopath.
>>224834669You've got more important things to be thinking about like emptying your sack
>>224833917being a neet with enough money to enjoy life and not be a shut in freak is the dream, otherwise it's trashwas a neet for 1.5 years when i dropped out of college, schizo mum made my life hell, getting dole was humiliating, just played games 24/7 while my friends got on with their livespost uni and having a decent job in my mid 20s smoking weed and gaming every night living alone but still being a somewhat respectable member of society was peak timest. 35 year old boomer playing wow beta at 2am unable to solve this gay new captchas because my boomer brain is rotted
>>224834645the fish tank was genuinely one of the unfunniest things ive ever seen in my life
I dont want to be observedI dont want to be percieved by anyone
What's up party rockers?
>>224834685Did you ever have trouble with the weed? I always liked it so much when I was on it but it kept getting progressively worse and worse the day after
>>224834669What were you buying
>>224834645i think he's funny sometimes, but other times he comes off as bitter insecure old man.
>>224834229done this tooalso taken their water bottles to the mong toilet and rubbed my knob head over the bit it would touch their mouth
Got an insatiable lust for life me. An irrepressible joie de vivre if you will.
um
>>224834616learned that move from filthy frank
>>224834645he's funny but he's such a massive cunt that it's hard to enjoy his stuff
>>224834748back in the day he was funnier I think, his youtube vertical videos made me laugh
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Hit a homeless person in the head with a stick. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>224834211once had to stay in my auntie's old bedroom at my grandmas house when I was 15 and I had a wank in her bed sniffing her knickers
>>224834692Didn't watch it, it seemed full blown bum fights sociopathic. He's either a sociopath or all in on early 00s media like he says but they're not mutually exclusive.
Hope I drift off to sleep tonight and don't wake up
normies talk talk talk endless jibber jabber babble, how do they have so much so say when you would not consider avant garde terms such as are spoken here.
>>224834759kek
>>224834759Daring synthesis.
Material conditions mean nothingMillions of little african nigger babies with more fufilling lives than elon or jk rowlin
the microphones
wrote a new entry on my feelings journal, i had neglected it for a while, had a lot to say.
>>224834784*rape*
>>224834211>secrets you'll take to the graveWell if we told you it would defeat the purpose of the game wouldn't it?
>>224834713yeah there came a point where i didn't really get high anymore and just became paranoid with shitty thoughts but growing up around so much "dude it's only weed lmao" shit in the 2010s meant it took ages before i realised how shit it really is and i was literally just addicted to the niccy in jointsngl though was super fun getting stoned in my room as an 18 year old and finding all the smoke spots in my college at uni but there comes a point where you get a permatolerance and you see the people who carry on past that point always seem to live sad liveswhat got worse about it for you? just feeling groggy or shit memory and stuff?
>>224834792good thing about having awful handwritting is you know nobody will read your journal.
>>224834415Surprised this one was the 4th reply
don't post the ari there was nothing mental about that
the sims
>>224834771at best he's a massive cunt but i think he's genuinely a sociopath who gets his kicks out of humiliating people and having power over others. still funny from time to time though
hi everyone on 4chan, did you know that stevend as in steven dawson was the Oompa Loompa's in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? I bet you didnt know that did you, this is the picture of stevend in the movie which he is in,
moloko plus mentioned
>>224834809>what got worse about it for you?He became a perpetual child and a dopehead commie
>>224834829
>>224834813Does it help you? I feel like it makes me dwell and obsess more than when I'm neglecting. Been doing full-blown stream of consciousness.
>>224834809Groggy, that's it and brain fog, plus I had already a bad period of life with prescription medication, so I thought I''d only gone and done it, taken my own hands and put my own eyes out. Had a horrific summer when I decided I wouldn't smoke again ( and I was an infrequent toker at that) but it left me without any scars whatsoever, like it didn't happen.
>>224834826Most frustrating part is that's what's funny 80% of the time. Really thin line between a character and real malignant narcissism. Saw he has a shirt that says malignant narcissist on it. Got to assert dominance on everything and everyone. Might be roids.
still looking at dildoes
>>224834891get a clue
say no to poolitics. says yes to universal pooordination.
>>224834891Get a nice small one x
Radical Fulham Poo-ism
*sniffs rorke's undies*
>>224834891a clue lost
>>224834873Fuck it's been 15 years
Getting raped
must be seeing things I'm sure I just saw someone crawl under the bed and my undies aren't where I left them
I can't post
Pooordination:Harmonious functioning of muscles or groups of muscles in the execution of movements. The linking of two syntactically equal units, as by a pooordinate conjunction. The resulting state of working together; poooperation; synchronization.
bonnie blue is the most famous british celebrity since the queen
>>224834847i like to think it does, but to be earnest i'm not sure. Better than doing nothing about it and hoping the bad thoughts go away on their own right?How are you doing it?every journal entry i have:-a title.-a brief introduction.-where i was and what i was doing when the negative thought entered my mind (trauma trigger).-description of the event (as detailled and objective as you can).-my feelings about it.-my thoughts about the event and the feelings in retrospect.
Is the canadienne with us?
Someone's getting raped tonight
>>224834922
>>224834957Hi
on the world wide web
>>224834953looks like hornsea mere
>>224834970bizarre lie
>>224834954canadienne lassie is at the zoo.
>>224834954i hope>>224834971i think i got the picture from a russian poster, so who knows.
my favourite canadienne is julie nolke (grim feet though)
https://x.com/nakedmartin_uk/status/2101059789543371134The new
white girls' soft boobies
i want civilisation to collapse in my lifetime so I can go on a murderous raping rampage
>>224834998He's back!?
>>224834873i guess the positive with weed is once you stop then after 3 months you're back to your old self, but people act like being a perpetually spasticated lazy stoner isn't bad and think you're mental for saying it has a negative impact on your lifesame for me, didn't leave any lasting damage despite smoking from 18-29 even with about a 5 year period after uni where i genuinely don't think i ever went more than 2 days without smoking weed and typically smoked 3-5 spliffs a day
>>224835009Yeah and more putrid than everGenuinely don't understand why he does it
>>224835002dare to dream
>>224835015custard slice up my bum
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feel like if i keep playing the wow forever beta im gonna be bored of it already when it actually releases and miss probably the final chance of my life to reunite with my old online mates before i get married next year then have kids probably a year or 2 after that
rawr
>>224835032just get it delivered to your house lovehoney send it in a regular brown box
