sex arse edition
A nation of shopkeepers, the lot of you
>>224843295grow up
spent all my dole money on scratchcards again
>>224843344speaking from experience
>>224843307alri lad what'll it be
>>224843332That ain't scaramouche
>>224843388And the racists have the gall to claim that immigrants don't integrate, bunch of tossers
>>224843363Saw the other day an AI image of a fat jeet with onlyfans on his computer monitor and I bet that's who most of them are. Not construction workers She's fit too tho
>>224843368ITS TAPE
lmao spotify has rattled me what do you mean cringe mix and its all my tunes
>>224843307No they're owned by the pakis and Judeao-American corporations now
black cum in my asshole
just bringing my sauce to a gentle simmer
>>224843388>Hello Sanjit, how are you and your excellent corner shop this morning?
>>224843437That's what I wrote
japanese girls with no restraint choking me until i faint
>>224843409i recently learned that indians (who i can't really tell the difference with pakistanis) are actually ok in terms of rape, theft, and other crimes
>>224843416
need chatgpt to write a mobile app that sends me a notification when an australian posts in /brit/
screaming
>>224843436lolwhat kind of music is it?
>>224843486
mad how germans are still allowed to speak german when it's the same language that hitler spoke
sir loud pack
the boys
mad how every ww2 veteran will be dead within a decade
>>224843481UM x
When foreign students come here to study they behave because their parents and reddit tells them we are racist and violent and the police doesn't care.
I'm a little lizard standing on a rockStanding on a rock because the sand is too hotThe sand is too hot so I'm standing on a rockI'm a little lizard and I'm standing on a rock
vanilla tea with heavy cream
>>224843591favourite lizard?
There is no part of Australia completely free of spiders, but cooler and heavily urbanized areas have far fewer large or dangerous ones
>>224843557i've seen gay porn that's less gay than this image
>>224843602horny devil
>>224843562had a WW1 veteran living next door to me growing up and now *poof* theyre all gone.
This is an outed brit user male obviously
>>224843557
>>224843589do you not have any africans or indians there
only thing preventing me from moving to melbourne
>>224843611any areas completely free of australians though? Or are they still a completely invasive species
>>224843637>>224843589whats "vlachs" mean
faggot neighbours are blasting their boom boom boom boom audio torture device outside again
>>224843625*giggles*
>>224843638huntsmans are decent ladstheyre like dogs with eight legs
>>224843638What do you actually do when you get a spider the size of a freaking rat crawl into your bedroom?That's too big even for the vacuum.
>>2248436371000 indians according to the census, probably 300 africans idk 90% of them students that will leave after they graduateat least half of the indians are girls studying at medical unis
>>224843295uuufffffff
>>224843651aromanians
>>224843669just leave themhuntsmans do not hunt humans they have no interest in you
4chan is pain without a passno wonder the site's so dead now
>>224843651it means a type of Romanian
>>224843436This is funny than the entire ylyl thread I just got through
>>224843690https://www.minibeastwildlife.com.au/meet-the-huntsman-spider-that-took-down-a-possum/not going to sleep with one of these around
>>224843663>huntsmanhooooly god i would literally run to the airport and catch the first flight to antarctica
What have (You) done to support the war effort in Ukraine?
>>224843593Horse cream? Or me as the horse?Ready for service!
>>224843704why, are you a possum?
>>224843723...yh this is me and my gf
>>224843663not really though are they dogs are mammals, spiders are arachnids
>>224843436>I see you like cringe music, have you tried rap?Done em
>>224843653Timur Byrnov
>>224843740is opossum
anxious over the possibility of WW3 and also how AI might take over the world and kill us all
Cover your body with chocolate Fill my ass with your noughat
WW3 is coming ladsin november God help us all
>>224843714purchased many chicken kyivs
>>224843749and dogs are far more dangerous to humans than huntsman are
>>224843766Why? You don't do anything. You don't take risks. You don't work on things or try to make your life better. Same as it ever was
>>224843611Only seen tiny little spiders in the house I've been in the past year and a halfHaven't had to deal with a huntsman in years.Though I did have a big fucker of some sort crawl across my car windshield exterior and sit right in my fucking view while I was in an 80 zone. Put the wipers on and it ran over to the driver's side window the cunt of a thing
>>224843773WWW3 already started in February 2014
>>224843773can you tell them to wait until after christmas
>>224843766>>224843773not my problem
>>224843790evil person he just wanted to hitch a ride
>>224843790scr
>>224843786cant shag a huntsman either
>>224843773shut up mate
>>224843821bury your head all you likeits comingyou'll be on the frontlines on christmas day
>>224843811Then afterwards import 12 million third worlders
>>224843707can a cat kill these niggas
>>224843827doubt it mate
>>224843827i don't meet the entry requirements for joining the army i'll be here continuing to receive pip payments and post on /brit/
Bit of a silly name, this 'World War' businesslike a cheesy action movie seriesWorld War IV: In Space
>>224843837my cat would run away faster than i would
>>224843839mate there wont be any pip
>>224843811anime
>>224843827if someone tries to put me in the army i will an officer in his lying mouth and they will be powerless to stop me
>>224843852you think government will just let 4 million on pip just die?
>>224843707they’re not even venomous dont be a poof
>>224843837yeswhich is why a huntsman would never attack a cat other than in self defence
corwould like to meet a huntsman and shake its handhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/0vmD2suyodQ
>>224843869yeah
>>224843869pipmongs will be the first ones into the soylent grinder
>>224843877this knowledge isn't going to stop my body from producing adrenaline and the general fear response developed over a million years of evolution to ensure our survival
>>224843773dying in a war is one of the better ways out
>SPUDS
might get back into prostate play
>>224843877they are but it's not strong venom
no big spiders in australia anymore, due to woke
>spuds
scream
>>224843895you're fucking retarded
nothing ever happens
No one in Britain will fall for any conscription again, the population is more demoralized and disillusioned than France was before WW2, which is why the Germans took over France in a weekIt'll be the central Europeans doing the fighting because they actually hate Russia
>>224843895you’d be pissing your pants and crying begging for your mum the whole time you larping faggot shut up
zoomers looking really old must all the microplastics
>>224843945>which is why the Germans took over France in a weekno it isn't
>>224843958one of the most badly written titles eversounds like it's saying they would avoid fighting so that they could protect the uk
imagine fighting for a country whose government hates you
>>224843911Whopper whopper double whopperWhopper whopperThey just hit the second tower
>>224843894yeah I fucking hate them too don't worry, pretending to like them is a gay redditor memeYou should see them run. They're not only big ugly fuckers but they're the fastest spiders on earth
fock sakewere so fockin shit
>>224843998>pretending to like them is a gay redditor memeget off the computer
I bought these Cinnamon roll/bun things and my mum didn’t like them so she chucked them all in the bin, the actual food bin aswell so I can’t recover them
>>224843773>mate the russians are about to fucking do it, two more weeks until they invade all of lithuania, its fucking over, we need more missiles and jets, we need to up spending on defence up to 20% of gdp
>>224843931death is grim, I'd rather die in a war than of cancer in my physical prime or suicide>>224843957if I can fight another lad, I can die in a war. and in war situations there's a sense of commandry and peer pressure that encourages group cohesion
>>224844022is she a twat or something?
>>224844053Yh
male millennial W
>>224844022
>>224844050you’ll do nothing. fuck off
>>224844057me in the 15%
>>224844057>pre-gen z survey>pre Israel war>pre ukraine warPrehistoric evidence
Worthless retarded tranny scum that I am
>>224844050>commandrycamaraderie
>>224844057that's what happens when a generation is raised to hate themselves and their country
No more wars xBritain is done being a bell-end x
>>224844095shalmon. correction: that's what happens when all the "wars" we fought were just british people dying for america and israel
>>224844057I went to uni so I wouldn't be on the frontlines
>>224844095I wasnt but im not going to die in some zog foreverwar
rorke vs leftypol angel
>>224844050you are genuinely a very stupid person
>>224844092do you pass?
>uk at warWith whom? Nobody has claim close to invading the UK since Napoleon
is anyone here very smart but pretends to be dumb to fit in?
>>224844057is it 18-40? in that case don't start until 3 years from now and i won't have to go
>>224844122Sort ofI’m androgynous
baddiedem shuffle
>>224844133No, smart people have friends. Regular /brit/ posters don't
>>224844140ok so are you on hormones or what?
you are all deeply unwell people
>>224844152I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>224844133i used to think so but i realised there was no such thing as "smart but lazy". being lazy is inherently stupid and i am extremely, chronically lazy
if ww3 actually happened I wouldn't worry too much about having to actually fight itif they're at the point of boots on the ground then the gloves are already off and we'll all be nuked and bioweaponed before you ever see any action
Highly likely to consume some beans on toast imminently
>>224843925vivi's watching leeds vs crystal palace today
>>224844152hate this fucking AI shit so much
>>224844163Yep
>>224844152most people don't care if AI made it and just want the information. the people making it want something quick and easy that looks okeveryone wins
>>224844140so thats a no then lol
>>224844193so what's the problem?
Might be getting a remote job, really hope I do. Can't stand being in an office full of normdrones
>oil trade to Europe has dropped by 50%Brutal it's actually ridiculous that oil isn't expensive now
>>224844215Well I’m still just a wretched tranny
>>224844227there are no wfh jobs left because of ai
>>224844213rorke's mum hearing a muffled "CLAUDE'S GONE BLOODY WOKE!!!!!!" through the ceiling
Sir Oswald Osborne
>>224843295
>>224844181Not necessarilyCould be the beginning of the "forever war" that 1984 describes, where the intent is not to occupy Russia or China, since that would trigger MAD, but to send excess population to die in proxy conflicts in Eastern Europe or Taiwan, all the sides collude to not push it to the brink since that wouldn't benefit them
Is Employed Woman working today?
>>224844213Reminds me of this from this week
just been called racist in greggs
>>224844254did you think taking hormones would just turn you into a woman? interest has done a number on you. compare internet transwomen with ones you see outside. massive massive difference. it's all angles and lighting and photoshop. you should stop the treatment and just become a femboy.
Hope we don't get WWIII before GTA VI. Give me at least a few months to properly play and enjoy the single player campaign and I'll be happy
>>224844186cam on palace!
torrential rain at ayr racecourse means the going is heavy
Diesel up to £2 per litreGayrope is in for a Dark Winter. It's gonna be a Dark Winter for Europe.
>>224844280full conversationhttps://x.com/i/grok/share/b3883c29fb4441628526b5ba105a83fa
>>224844280oh did the tell you what you want to hear machine tell you what you wanted to hear
the 9/11 jumpers only did that because they thought there were cheese burgers at the bottom
>I’m androgynous
>>224844280peculiar
>>224844280>expand to see full conversationWhy do chuds spend so long prompting chatbots to say this shit
>>224844288Nah I didn’t think that, I’m not a complete mong but I think it’s just a bit shit being a trannyWeird and depressing hellraiser existence for the most of us
>>224844292do you have any real life friends at all?have you ever?
At least the demmies aren’t falling for the doomer talk xx
imagine if your mum wrote clickbait newspaper columns for a living
>>224844292actually it's tomorrow i thought it was today for some reason
>>224843987Imagine not fighting in any of the wars currently happening after all the shit you all talked and THEN not even fighting for your own country Pol is so over
>>224844299Lmao it's worse than I thought
>>224844332reads like a Patrick Bateman monologue
>>224844276would probably rather fight for taiwan than britain 2bh
>>224843638What do you even do in that situation, just cry? And millions of women and kids like in Australia who deal with spiders and co every week or two. How? I think I'd move if I was born there. Dealing with bugs way better now since I got the Bug-O-salt but though. Life saver!
nigga HEIL hitlernigga HEIL hitlernigga HEIL hitler
>>224844332got the male version of the ick while reading this
>>224844325Lol you've already been BTFO >>224844299
>>224844332self induced mental illness innit
Prime Nicole Aniston
Russia is fighting against judeo-Banderism
>>224844332Not reading this horse cock sized wall of text
>excess population
>>224844297Filled up my stupid diesel mega beast last week because the crisis was obvious, intend to make this last several months if possible with extremely minimal usage. Can't wait for the cost of every item of food to sneak up weekly for the next 6 months and never ever ever go back down.
>>224843368looks like a better looking version of mei style myself better tho
>>224844402doubt youre capable anyway
>>224844332Women are fucking weird19 year old man being stalked by his own mum like a jealous ex girlfriend
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/05166935
>>224844414basedwhat car ya got
2023 was my last chance (missed).2026 was my downfall (falling currently).2027 will be finale.The Rorkesoul Trilogy.
tugging on my little limp cock and shrieking like a chimp on the train
>>224844299hmmm
Imagine going to a sex slave brothel to perform oral sex on themThat is worse than women getting blacked
I'm sorry, did I stumble into /brit/pol by accident?
>>224844332what if george was shagging and she was calling him "george why is your heart rate so high? i'm calling an ambulance"
>gas to increase by 20% in January>26% of electricity made from gasUK industry is dead
>>224844414your car will breakdown if go several months driving so littlebtw turning it on for a few minutes is worse than leaving it off entirely. your battery will die and your tires will get fucked up
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/15483213
>>224844418its one of my fav videos
>>224844438Oh it's nothing cool, old qashqai with 160k miles on the clock that my dad was going to scrap. I took it because it was slightly better than my dying leaking astra so he scrapped that instead
desperately need a drink and would like to get the tv remote however dogberg is asleep in my lap so I'm just going to lie here and suffer
my life is simpsons
>>224844327yh we're chatting about football rn>>224844331xx I've slept 4 hours in 3 nights I'm just trying to pay attention to the footy right now>>224844336yh I saw the 23hrs left on her live. hope tomiyasu and kamada have a good game
>>224844443yes they updated their promptthey do it all the time when the content of the master prompt is leakedat once point grok admitted elon musk's opinions should receive greater weight than anything else
>>224844458time to whip out the wind power and go fully renewablegas is dead tech
>>224844467I met Rorke.....and she is a South African woman!
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/jGY19nuE3b7J7kX3cwF_PVApmV0/appointments
>>224844465Gonna drive it weekly for dog walks and shops and to work but none of that is more than a couple of miles from my house
Must have been based being a millennialBuy a car for 700 insurance is 300100% more likely to get a job due to fewer immigrants and no aiHouses cost 30% lessLives of luxury
>>224844489or the user has personalisation and memory settings turned on that changes how it replies to you over multiple conversations
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>224844332>my son goes to Oxford :)
>>224844499i see she took her husband's name then
stop posting those links
>>224844518you don't understand how personalisation works and i'm not gonna explain it to you
I thought Spurs lost every week how come they're still in the Premier League
>>224844495Cool. The wind often doesn't blow.
>>224844523*Oxford Brookes
>>224844517I was homeless for 10 years
>>224844489Genuine question for you antisemetic mongs. If ai is “created and controlled” by Jews what would they gain by programming the ai so it thinks Jews are the master race its a fucking ai people mostly use it to do their homework or write essays
>>224844542I thought <retarded thing> how come <retarded thing isn't true>?
>>224844556screaming
>WOTANIC ROAR LTD>Nature of business (SIC)>94920 - Activities of political organisationsWhat are you planning Thomas?
>>224844552It does if you're around Emma Watson's arse
>>224844557No idea ask the jews who made it
>>224844557i'm not antisemetic so the entire premise of your question is flawed
Did I scare Swedenanon off? I'm sorry please come back *sucks Ur. Cock*
>>224844539that's convenient
Weird how much it's been normalised online to talk about porn and wanking
>>224844552okaydoesnt need to but carry on being a slave to oil companies for the rest of eternity i guess
>>224844486>3 nights2 nights even
>>224844572lol mate...
>>224844542they aren't for longshit club for wankers, see
>>224844582Oil is necessary to keep wind turbines warm to avoid freezing so no
You really are such an odd cunt mousey
I just don't think Spurs are good no need for abuse
>>224844580harden up pussy
>>224844576>>224844539The absolute state of pol Why are you giving them the time of day just so they can be Jewish like this
>>224844572you need a psychiatrist
consider the stonechat
jesus fucking christ
I got a Jewish guy I work with sometimes and I took him to the Turkish restaurant for lamb soup
Just considered the stonechat
>>224844609not sure what you mean i only make factual apolitical non-normative statements without judgement for any particular person or group of people
>>224844619yes mate you've just posted that
>>224844614looks more like a polebird to me
>>224844332>>224844619reddit reposters have arrived
Going to wank before I take a shit, because I don't want to wipe and can just shower after This is how we win, brothers
>>224844619Holy shit that's MENTAL. Haven't seen this before this is the first time I've encountered it.
>s-spurs are bad/brit/ proven wrong yet again!
might bludgeon someone to death
I'm not even Emmayank, I just saw the opportunity
>>224844619senile cunt buy an ad
rorke segregating his skittles
sorry lads I only just got in, didn’t think to check my bad lads my bad sorry about that lads won’t happen again aha
>>224844656>oly shit that's MENTAL. Haven't seen this before this is the first time I've encountered it.Me on seeing Spurs scoring in the Premier League 26/27
>spuds finna thought
>>224844664i was just thinking it's late for him to be here at this time, it's probably another yank. the post was also written in a style quite different to his. (emmayank has mindraped me yes)
>>224844661you were saying?
>>224844710i was saying they are not bad
>>224844661kek
Morrissey was alright wasn't he
>>224844704Neeeed spurs to get relegated Would be so funny if they splashed all that money and still went down
rock hard erect cock throbbing leaking precum dripping veins pulsating like jimmy neutron’s brain
love love LOVE seeing him out in the world>>>/sp/157801579
>>224844563>I thought <retarded thing> how come <retarded thing isn't true>?Look at this foreskinless cunt getting all arsey lmfao
>>224844482>>224844748um... UM!
digging up grubs and eating them
Putting worms down my japseye
https://vocaroo.com/1m1rqu4KXze3
shoving my specially evolved footlong pinky finger inside an anthill then licking all the ants off it
"Cars bad" is literally the worldview of the jewish ruling classThey don't like that the plebs have mobility and freedom to move aroundRemember, it was Henry Ford (a great Aryan inventor and countersemite) who made cars affordableIf the Boriswave elite had it their way, then you'd be locked down permanently and only the rich would have cars
test
>blah blah blah>blah blah>blah blah blah(reddit space)>blah blah blah
>spurs fans leaving alreadygonna be a long season for them
>>224844801Mong. People who oppose cars aren't just saying let's get rid of cars and force everyone to use the crappy bus service. This strawman is so utterly retarded I don't even know where to start. Fuck off.
About to be lots of circumcised individuals seething it up all around 4chan
>>224844741it would be a massive testament against the farcical PSR rules and its alterations meant to keep the big 6 happy>OOF
>>224844801You lined up outside your GP and got a random chemical injected into you because someone on the telly told you to. You are not a NEET Protector of the White Race.
>>224844814You don't know what a reddit space is
>>224844814right then that's him done isn't it
who is watching spurs instead of west ham against millwall
>>224844629Fraternizing with the enemy?
>>224844818ive wanked to just about everything on earth but these tryhard tiktok sluts do nothing to me at all they’re just completely sexless somehow
>>224844819>aren't just saying let's get rid of cars and force everyone to use the crappy bus serviceYeah they are>>224844827>You lined up outside your GP and got a random chemical injected into you because someone on the telly told you toNo I didn't
Newcastle XI: Hornicek; Miley, Thiaw, Botman, Hall; Steur, Willock; Barnes, Wissa, Murphy; Fernandez-PardoHull XI: Tzolakis; Herrington, Egan, Aigui; Giles, Slater, Crooks, Coyle; Thomas, McBurnie, Belloumi.
Brighton XI: Verbruggen; Kadıoğlu, Vuskovic, Struijk, Boscagli; Groß, Ayari; Gomez, Chema Andres, De Cuyper; KostoulasArsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Konsa, Gabriel, Calafiori; Rice, Guimarães, Ødegaard; Saka, Tzolis, Havertz.
>>224844838hes a good lad, helped me alot
>>224844845right well what was he doing in the river then
omds have you lads seen this
>>224844863who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? >>224844869who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who? who?
le new>>224844870>>224844870>>224844870
>>224844818mhmm race for howe now who knabs him first manure or spuds>>224844758right on time for another neoliberal L
Sat in my £2,000 Herman Miller Aeron rocking back and forth listening to music on my £9,000 Klipsch speakers wrapped in my £2,000 Hermes blanket from Selfridges (in-person).
>>224844864lol
>>224844517The only millennials who had it easy were those born 1981-1988, as they at least experienced pre-2008 as an adultA millennial born in 1992 or so is no different to a zoomer really
>>224844869it's gonna be a good one
