Germania Valkyrie edition
the "new"
She is the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life
milk
tranny OP yjk this thread gonna be all-time dogshit
Business idea: Permanent, free visas to all Russian women aged 18-25 if they get married.
>>224846433if you're like me i've convinced myself that i'm more sensitive to caffeine than i should bea pepsi max in the afternoon will have me tossing and turning at night even though there's no real reason for it
Ok I will stream on Twitch tonightHopefully my generous supporters attend or I will close my Twitch forever
>>224846488Business idea: rorke to the frontlines and the migrants packed in
hey there delilah whats it like in milton keynes
Bit into a drumstick lolly and the top of my tooth snapped off. Based
A (473ml) can of Red Bull a day keeps the Doctor away
fuck cars and driverscars ruined britain and the world
>>224846510hey there delilahwhats it like in poo broke city?you're a thousand piles awaybut girl tonight you look so shittyyes you poo
>>224846514:(
>>224846516Obviously fake
>>224846459nigger cum in her arse
I'LL be watching Mouse tonight on Twitch, will YOU?
>>224846546Obviously not
>>224846508Where in your broken and mentally ill brain did you somehow come to a conclusion that a grand total of two people on /brit/, who are there exclusively to laugh at you, proves that anybody actually cares?
>>224846488what's going on here
>>224846488I'm not sure I can invest in this idea, where's your profit margins? Whats the return on investment?
>>224846488zhopa
whats worse than slurping 13 raw oysters out of your nan’s cunt?realising you only put in 12
>>224846573russian angels being absolute filth
>>224846546People are mental tho
>>224846590Grow up vile little boy
>>224846566Get a life
>>224846573Doin a little dance for the local farming commune
lying in bed looking at the in play footy odds and eating LIDLs version of belgian seashells
might get a bame to deliver me a 'za later
>>224846606nobody cares about your twitch stream little boy
>>22484645912:20am. I can hear my neighbor getting fucked in the next apartment over. Truly, fuck my incel piece of shit garbage life
They look different down south don’t they
the will smith oscars slap was 4 and a half years ago
the bet
Honestly hope Hannah Fry gets murdered in the first episode of Celebrity Traitors. Can't fucking stand her. She comes across as dumb as a bunch of rocks despite having a PhD in mathematics
Utterly useless tranny
>>224846640People outside the M62 corridor aren't affected by a post-industrial acid rain cloud hovering over them their entire lives
>>224846573russian streamer did a big meet up in a shopping centre and was giving prizes out to any girls who modelled some underwear
>>224846637is she being loud
>>224846603*cackles and scampers away all gnomelike*
>>224846670you just made this up didnt you
>>224846635I made £900+ last streamMore than you've ever made in one nightYour mum made more sucking my fucking cock for money
Mousey is aggressive today!
Plans for this Saturday night. Sat alone playing let's and playing with your online dollies on 4chan?
>>224846686You're still a little boy begging for attention from anonymous strangers on 4chan. So what good is money when you have no friends and you're a schizophrenic?
>>224846699Maybe you should go out instead mate
Dollymong
>>224846671yeah doing the typical “uhh uhhh uhhh oh fuck uhhh uhh fuck uhh” routine and I can hear the clapping. I swear to God i’m going to kill myself one of these days
>>224846626congratulations on ruining your health and browning the nation
Unlucky Grok mate
>>224846488White women wouldn't allow this to happen
>>224846689World War 3 will never happen because Russia could just invade a NATO country and article 5 will still need to be unanimous and lil timmy will do nothing
>>224846684no i did my reverse image research the first time i saw this webm because my cock needed to know
>>224846721Probably a BBC
ffs Mouse stop this aggression and just post your PMotD
>>224846721kick her front door in and slit your throat in front of them for a laugh
>>224846722not my fault bojo let them all in
>>224846722Fantastic post. Fucking sick of pizza slop and the brown industry behind it
>>224846646i've put £1 on don't let me down
>>224846730Why did Grok say this
>>224846488those are sum fluffy cheeks
DONT LET ME DOWN
off the booze me but tempted to go back on it
>>224846741I pray for a great incel war of justice that will see chad and stacy turned to ashes
>>224846774el goblino...
How can I make money?
>I made £900+ last streamIs he this retarded he thinks anyone believes him?
in order to have casual sex in this age you need to have a big dick
>>224846778grow up
>>224846721corr wish I could plap a chubby aussie wogette
>>224846785follow the betting advice ITT
>>224846774slop faps
>>224846759good lad he's a good horse this one and got a low draw which is an advantage today, but hasn't run on heavy going before so hopefully doesn't get stuck in the mud
Russia is winning the war btw
cheated on gfberg the other day and don't feel even slightly guilty about it
Who the fuck donated to Mousey? He doesn't even do anything in his streams that I saw.
>>224846778Don'tIt's what the jews want
Restore Britain will hire wee paki fellas to help combat Islamophobia within its ranks and they will also hire purple-haired nonces to combat LGBTphobia within its ranks
>>224846822whats the point of staying with somebody you have so little respect for
what blew up in russia today?
yikes
every generation of /brit/ has its lolcow that gets too confident and above their station and tries to become a brand on twitch or youtube live stream. Happened with cravendale, emmet, haxball, ribena, canslad, so many others.
>>224846819odds have dropped to 11/1 on bet365
>>224846824>that's mad>mad>mad, that is...That's all he saysThen he'll play some shit Pokémon romhack
>>224846822didn’t happen at all did itgfberg’s not real either
Weird how at least 5 /brit/ posters will have one daughter who has a half black babyDisgusting but statistically true
>>224846459does she still have her secret hotdog?
>>224846886sup cordy
>>224846890Yes, thankfully
>>224846866uh oh
I am a victim of spermageddonhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/17/spermageddon-greedy-jobs-and-abject-fear-why-birth-rates-are-plummeting-and-why-it-matters
I am a retarded tranny
never had a netflix accounthaven't watched live tv since like 2006download probably one movie a yearfeel like i am missing out but at the same time listening to people talk about tv shows is so utterly dull it puts me off
>>224846877mousey isn't posting ITT it's a parasite impersonator
then act stupid like tina turner when she got slapped up
>>224846903hey that's where that lady was rekt LOL
>>224846824nobodyhe has one britfeel nonce who subs with prime
>>224846886>he thinks anyone who posts regularly on /brit/ will ever have a wife and childrenlmao
>>224846917>Zoe Williamsshe consistently gives the worst possible takes on everything it's actually impressive
>>224846917it's because of foids unrealistic demands
>>224846955i have two children. you have a very strange idea of this website and probably think it's le epic legiun of trolls and cp.
>>224846926had a netflix account when they used to send out dvds
>>224846963no it isn't incel. people are having sex just not children. happens in every developed nation.
>>224846970your life is abysmal
>>224846990i'm married, have a job, have kids. yeah real abysmal mate.
can't have a laugh with your mates without being plastered all over social media now
the mega simp is in the thread again calling everybody an incel. What a deranged loser, hope he gets raped in the toilets at montegomery towers tonight
>>224847009What happened there then?
>>224847005and yet you're still here
>>224847014grim looking bloke that
I will stream on Twitch tonight 7am bring your bitcoins
>>224847026you have to see a doctor about this, you're ruining your life young man
>>224847021yes i am posting here. incredible powers of deduction you have there.
>>224846955? I went on a date with a girl in February
>>224847033what a stupid fat cunt. grow the fuck up old man
>>224847050needs to be said to most "footy" fans tbf
>>224846907epic
>>224846789I donated £899 im a rich and powerful man
>>224847058needs to be said to most /brit/ postersgrow up
bro donating his pip money to his own channel
Mousey is raking it in!!!
>>224846836Alcohol isnt jewish. Its ancient and germanic
everyone on benefits should be killed
gives me the fear thinking about how boring that dullard posting about football in here must be in person
>>224847018he was stood outside a pub and she stopped at the lights and he got on the bike. all conveniently while being filmed
Going off his earnings after one stream Mousecunt makes an average of £328,500 a year
is mouse a millionaire??
>>224847090kek good goy
lads individually we are all poor but if we pool our money together it would be a lotmouse is our bank
mad how we're in a second cold war. in the distant future we'll tell our grandchildren how the evil putler (voldemort) threatened the hobbit shires but we thought back (avengers) against the Sauron and his Orc army (Russian army)
>>224847163yeah mate mad that
>shartsnel
>>224847033did he cut his head
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Stop talking about `Mouse`s earnings as he will.lose his benefits
>st mirren
arsenal bottling the season already for some reason
>>224847148hes not wrong. alcohol long predates any jewish influence
>>224847198he's never earned anything in his life he lives on government handouts at the expense of people who actually work
demmiesbros...
>>224847033Fucking embarrassing id never go to a game again if someone got me on video like this
it's over for the arsedempic related
might start a twitch channel and earn money from streaming
>>224847232His parents are loaded.He doesn't get benefits, that's a white lie he tells because he doesn't like talking about his parents.
>>224847263What are you teenager or something? grow up
>>224847273how do these birds make money seeing as theyre all clapped
It’s time to start dressing smarter. Proper shirts. Trousers that fit. Proper shoes. A decent coat. We need to do better. Gain a clue. Learn what fits, learn what works, and stop dressing like you’ve given up. You don’t need to spend a fortune. You just need some standards. Sort yourself out.
>>224847273ghoulish creature
>>224847287brain-damaged simps
>>224847263
>>224847287Deranged simps who think they're their girlfriends.
mad how shit wikipedia is and how any article on even slightly contentious topics blatantly violates their own neutrality guidelinesmad how it was the de facto font of all human knowledge to a layperson for over two decades and even now people are using LLMs to answer their questions instead most of that info still comes from wikipedia
>>224847295You and I have greatly differing definitions of a ghoulish creature
>>224847273POV: male dog teased by its sexy owner
>>224847273i wouldn't give her the cheese off my dick
>>224847189>>224847033
>>224847280his desk is a stack of old holiday brochures mate and he keeps his clothes in a carrier bag on a rail because he can't afford hangers
toby
>>224847320Troons got the Quentin Crisp article changed to female pronounstrannies ruined everything
>>224847273I would give her all the cheese from my dick
>>224847345screaminf
>>224847345this room is so profoundly grimthe lighting the colours the decor everything screams provincial depression and decay
>>224847345
>>224847345wish this was my pov laying beside him
>>224847345He's playing an exaggerated version of himself like a lot of lolcows. If he wanted to go on the straight and narrow his Dad would sort it in a flash. He prefers dossing and doing drugs.
get the missing cuties posted
lost the horse bet :-(
*posts standard, slightly cluttered but normal looking room**puts hand in hands and dramatically falls to the ground on knees*I JUST...REDDIT...I JUST CANNOT, OKAY? OH. MY. SCIENCE. LOOK. AT. THIS. ROOM!!!
>>224847033Whats the purpose for that chair?
>>224847382he has psychosis, he thinks random posts here are talking to him or reading his thoughts
>>224847396Clean your room bucko.
>>224847397tv cameraman
>>224847398That's part of the character he's playing yes
>>224847376alri gaylord
phwoar
Thread anime theme https://youtu.be/RpiI2jlfC90
its like when someone posts food on hereTHAT IS DISGUSTING!!!!!OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS SLOP!!SLOP!!!
>>224847408he's being doing this for literally years mate. mentally ill people do actually exist, not everything has to be fake
>>224847273second half : ENTER
>>224847415love r nigella
my gf
>>224847420Rattled by a titchy bit of banter.
>>224847435looks a bit like me
>>224847456hello darl
i'm a nigger.
>>224847428Seems fake to me. I hope you're right though
>>224847287>>224847295shit taste
Who is this moderately attractive white woman
>>224847487bizarre lie
why mi fi spend good money pon hangers when di carrier bag already work perfectly jah know some people just cyaan appreciate an erythin inna dis room have a purpose even di dust have a purpose mi nuh follow babylon rules bout how a room supposed fi look mi live free mi live natural mi live rasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMVy0-flcQM
gyaldem freak thinks these whores know who he is
right well that's mousey huffing on a poo
>>224847511
>>224847456Are you a girl? You can just get a dog (me) btw
>>224847522actual mental illness
Did a subject data access request for UCAS. Contains all sorts of goodies
>>224847522Grim grim grim GRIM.Just shoot me if I ever get like this.
>>224847522fuck sake what is wrong with people on this website
>>224847544
Have realised I subconsciously dehumanise fat people. They don't have the same worth as a normal person
haven't showered in 3 dayswanked many a timeI have INCREDIBLE willy pong
>>224847563cant stand looking at pot bellies
can't believe yoko ono is still alive, she is even older than john lennon and that nigga would be ancient if he were alive today
>>224847572Cockponglad!
>>224847282Reminds me of pic related
Yoko “the bitch” Ono
>>224847586scream KTIM KTIM KTIMMMMMMM
>>224847563feel this about oldies
>>224847577*camera pans out and the viewer sees Rorke is talking to himself in the mirror*
remember that french fella who gave women drinks that made them piss themselves
>>224847563everyone does this. with uglies and disableds too
>>224847522Oh dear oh dear
thinking about it racismlad has been awfully quiet ever since /brit/ HR introduced new rules to combat racism
>>224847563they don't and it's completely natural to feel that
After posting on /brit/ virtually every day since the 13th March 2013, I officially retire. The place is dead. Good bye.
>>224847511>>224847522I said it's possible, they're one ego image search away from google linking to /brit/
>>224847619Pretty sure all drinks do that mate.
crazy it happened again at McDonald’s drive thru and there’s a group of kids standing around at the end of the drive thru asking for me to high five all of them because my window was down. Making me feel like celebrity or a footballer haha
>>224847650see you later mate
>>224847659alri liam neeson
Money-Coutts is like being called Goldstein-Rothschild
>>224847651howling that you think this webm is "proof" that vindicates you mental delusionsyou are such a fucking spack
>>224847650see you later spaino
>>224847660*anon looks at his hand only to gasp in horror as his watch and collection of rings are all missing*
>>224847681dumb bitch
>>224847505screamijf
I am God’s loneliest tranny
>>224847697boo hoo nigga
me im never getting marriedLike clooney init
>>224847716Clooney got married, to a brown
me? not posh or rich
>>224847697you have me kitten
>>224847746im not rich but ive got probably almost 500k scattered around
>>224847684
>>224847681
sucking a bordeaux
>>224847741Ok but you get the point
I'm a good girl
modern life is just noise noise noiseit's not right
>>224847810the 'mass love noise
>>224847810you still have the power to reject it all
There's good and there's not good, and this is not good
>>224847619haha yes he was interviewing the women who were all looking for a job.I can’t even begin to imagine the sort of horny/smug face he was pulling as he watched his interviewees approach the point of no return and drench themselves uncontrollably with their hot piss.The guy was probably just sat there looking like this:>>224847586
3 fuckin nil arsenal ya wankers
>>224847628>>224847604Yeah that as wellGod forbid they are all 3. And that's like 40% of the population now
fuck off
rorke is a cheeky girltouch his goddamn fucking bum
>>224847839my old phone used to say 80% but that was a bare-faced lie, it was probably around 40% at best
I miss my Italian ex. She had a badonkadonk.
>>224847651Maybe just send them more money mate x
>>224847855
Throat hurts like hell when I swallow and my sinuses are fucked
Sir Ed Davey said the Liberal Democrats are "a firewall against Nigel Farage and Reform" as the party's conference began in Brighton.
>>224847619Never proven women just cant control their bladders x
sir princess anne
everyone hates on iphone but its clearly the superior phone on the market and rightly the market leader. My iphone SE 2 has worked flawlessly after daily wank toilage since March 2020 and still runs perfectly fine today. Can you say the same for your korean google samsung slop? or did it break in 1 year?
It was all fun and games till I remembered I have Raya and Gabriel in my fpl
>>224847839Apple batteries are so poor. Samsung you can be confident that it’ll last 24 hours, Apple you’re lucky to get 12
arteta's tactics when chasing a game - bring 2 DMs on
anyone watching college football today
Mikel ArsetetaArsenal
>>224847929Samsung S8 from 2019 still works
>anyone watching college football today
>>224847912White people and humans in general don't consider it manly to lure children into a car for the purpose of kidnapping and raping them so I have to assume you are neither white nor human. Which may or may not be a coincidence.
Arsenal really thought they were going to go back-to-back even though last year they were the worst league winners we’ve seen in literal decades
>>224847950who are the good guys out of the jayhawks and the sun devils
>>224847999No we are going to win the champions league tho
Not sure where the 250k number comes from when the answer is far more likely to be around 3000. 3000 far too many, but still.
>>224848000I like Kansas personally
normies are so vile, so base, so uncouth
feeling based and uncouth
>>224847986>angloids in /brit/ make 20 "erm hows gaza?" Posts in a row>instantly breaks down when I match their spite
arsenal are losing 3-0 ok
>>224847936merino is our second best striker, we're on the offense
Lads, what are we gonna do about climate change
just solved the P versus NP problem
>>224848058>our>we'reYou have no part in any of it
>>224847930samealso got wissa
Israeli bvlls scraping up dead Palestinians kids and making a nice jam from the remainsCorrrr it lush! X
>>224847999yh city will collapse under maresca. it's back 2 back still
used to watch football but then every team just replaced everybody with africans and now its not the same
>>224848088
>>224847999Ball kicking is it.
hello
>>224848130argentinian ian be like:
there is no way the number is 250k, that like an entire city getting molested
Millions of dead PalestiniansIsraelis thriving just next doorAfter buck breaking them they go online to gloat at all the Westoids who are powerless to stop them :)
>>224848123read it out to my dad and he guffawed
>>224848184>>224848192see>>224848123
>>224848184are you indian?
NEW>>224848133
Alri.
>>224848048I literally just got here 2 minutes ago. I didn't see any of those Gaza posts. But now I know what kind of person supports Gaza don't I?
>>224846488>Berlusconi pilled
