octopus edition
love an octopus i cant lie
I hope Russia wins
Bodycam footage should not be released to the public
>>224854298whats the point in having it at all then
>>224854298we should get way more, for civic and entertainment purposes
>>224854320Internal review. It's a bit unfair how you're punished for the crime with jail time but also by having your crimes online for everyone to laugh at.
I am confused.
>>224854342the american DUI arrests are entertaining but i feel bad for them. they're already getting a driving ban and potentially prison time and now their drunk arrest is online for eternity
>>224854113i work approximately 20 hours per week and make $140k a yearhow about you?
>>224854345bodycams exist because people (rightly) dont trust the lying robbing murderous policewhat would be the point if there only going to be reviewed by said lying police?
>>224854369you're right but there are some times where an autistic hamplanet has a mental breakdown on a bus and it just has to be documented for posterity
>>224854385he does 30 hours on minimum wage
went clothes shopping :3
>>224854298but how else am I going to watch black people chimp out and get shot on youtube
>>224854415I mean they could release it if the victim or perpetrator asks for it but right now anyone call up a station and get footage for their youtube channel so everyone can laugh at intoxicated people embarrassing themseves
fucking ripping through threads tonightthought you was out shagging
>>224854452if only the vic has access to the footage its simply not enough to stop the police from burying their illegal activities
>>224854532the victim can obviously share it. i'm talking about videos like this that exist only for entertainmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDxXcKC6oLs
>>224854532pigs should have mandatory cams by default that cant turn off and upload to a federal or ngo database.obv this doesnt apply to undercover or detectives working all day at the officebut all interactions in the world need to be recorded and out of (only) their hands.
>>224854622>obv this doesnt apply to undercovergonna say undercover cops are among the most lying cops going
>>224854622Seen to many undercover police getting caught with corruption to allow exceptions.
>>224854654law enforcement and intel work is always evil, if it's competent it can at least be necessary
>>224854271imagine if you could do this
Return all immies to France, we need them for our daily Raping
I just found half a bottle of cider I forgot to drink from todayHappy
Bodycam footage should be live streamed so offers get payed more if they get donation or more viewersIt would encourage better policing
>>224854777>$500 per headshot until i buy a golden desert eagle!
this one is actually sweet https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6jrxq7vej3qo
>>224854965wouldn't mind slinging some baby batter up shirleys dry chuff
>>224854911Something deeply wrong with this man.
lets talk about something else xx
>>224854985grow up
>>224855724>Doesn't understand stocks so doesn't invest >to a post literally saying investActual spacker that's why you're on 28k lol
Here we are then
>>224854985um
>uh actually if you don't have 1000 a month free after your two foreign holidays and weekly dinners you are poorI understand why a revolution never happened in the UK
black hole sonwon't you cum
I'd like to be in an octopuses garden about it ok
>>224855808impressove back pedalling strawman
why does brit love her so much?
nose dribbling
hate ramen and pho its just too much soup prefer a normal sized bowl
>after tomorrow there's no club football for 3 weeksbet there's some sort of riot or jason arday esque hysteria or summat or somethingbored people do crazy things you know burnham bounce might officially end
>>224854965love this x
>>224855808reckon i get 6k in a month and then probably 5k from investments
>>224854271ogderbus
>>224855850I just think she's neatx
>>224855850Ugly = obtainable in their minds
andy burnham gay porn dance
Mmm yes delightful food Jonathan yes this restaurant is -- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLANE??!! AA--*HUGE EXPLOSION AS BUILDING IS ROCKED THE FURTHEST IT'S EVER BEEN, EVERYTHING FALLS EVERYWHERE*
>>224855842I'll need a thousand philosophers to decipher this
>>224855899scr
Jason Mohamed is my dad
you lot get bitchy when you're tired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26mguv2TWBM
Investing in myself because I don't trust stocks and ISAs
>>224855972:)
forgot to pay the electricity bill again
>>224855899rorke's google history its bloody rorke's google history
>>224855780I know of it, not sure I've been, I've been to the Merchants of Spice 2 for a curry though, that was great.
>>224855983crem
>>224855887This is itShe's not too pretty so the virgins mistakenly thinks she's inexperienced too despite being internationally famous
>>224855972Lost everything this wayIf only there was a way to invest AGAINST myself
frankly, i mog
>>224855983lmao
>>224855986It's a little bit funnyThis feelin' inside
still got the electric fan going in bloody septemberflat is 30 deg inside takes the fucking PISS
You live in the middle of nowhere renting a room in a houseshareYou drive a 20 year old CorsaYou buy meat from the supermarket (don't understand why you think this is worth mentioning)... and you think this is a good life?What are you gonna do when you had kids? Where's your pension fund? Where is the house you own? Yeah sure mate 28k is fine for an incel in Cheshire who likes Aldi bacon and doesn't go on holidays
>>224855986ARE YOU READYARE YOU READY FOR LOVE
>>224855996NR7 wayMerchants of Spice is a cracking little Indian but I rarely go. You can see me in the Town House carvery of a morning taking the absolute piss with my £8 fry up buffet portions
>>224855983screan
>>224856037I've had it going at full speed in my office all day because when I play an intensive game the whole room heats up. 24.3C in it at the moment and I'm not even playing anything.
>incel in Cheshire who likes Aldi bacon and doesn't go on holidayssounds like heathermong
naughty norry
https://youtu.be/1FVF-9KQiPo?t=54
*wails uselessly into the abyss with the quiet despair of a man who has long since accepted that nothing will ever get better*https://voca.ro/1nBlWPWsSxVJ
>>224855983lmaooo fucking shrieking
>>224856094don't forget to smile :)
spend all my money on gay porn dance lessons
>>224856074at what speed?
>>224856071A fucking fry up is about £13 now, take the piss. I used to like going to the Unthank Kitchen but it's too expensive now, went up by about £5 in a year.
rivals demmie
>>224855883BWC Machine
reminds me of the time i got drunk and pranked my wife telling her i was in a gay porn movie and she believed it and started crying
>>224856094beautiful that x
>>224856094ktim
>>224856040>when you have kidsThen my wife will make £40k Dads on 30 mums on 60Just nature
>>224856107200
>>224856107100mph
gonna name my wow forever character, Rorkeneed a surname that won't get caught by blizzard filters
>>224855745I used to bust with just a few humps in my hand, but lately i've been struggling, sometimes it takes me 5 or so minutes, sometimes i even lose my stiffy, i'm frankly intrigued of whats causing this
im addicted to bbws
>>224856154O'Rorke
>>224856159I too suffer from this predicament
>>224856159im addicted to alcohol
>>224856156are you evading your ban again?
>>224856154niggeler
need a lovely lovely gf
my life a gay alien porn movie
>>224856037I have one on all year round desuLove getting chilly in autumn and winter, snuggling in my duvet and getting all giddy and giggling
>>224856159They're all black or poor chad only
>>224856123Yeah depends where you go, carverys will always be the best value. Rare you see them charge more than a tenner for a buffet. If you have a stomach like mine it makes total fiscal sense. Would cost about the same to cook it all yourselfNever been unthank kitchen but am assuming it's not a buffet? Can get some really peng quality in cafes and pubs but they're always silly money for the largest size and those are like, 2 sausages and rashers etc
>>224856094God hates us
>>224856199bit gay (ktim)
>>224854271My best friend got severely burned in a fire and for years has had trouble going outside, I've always been the one to visit him at his place etc. and recently he made the big step of getting in a taxi and visiting me at my home as a suprise, obviously I was super proud of him and we hung out but when my kids got back from school one cried at pointed at him and the other asked "why are you a monster" and he just started silently sobbing while trying to play vidya and when I tried to apologise for my kids he just firmly denied he was crying and said he had something in his eye and not to worry.I feel super bad. How do I make it up to him?
>>224855850egao(smile)
>>224856154Rorke Picrelated
WMAF is a good contrast with a lot of history and power dynamics behind it.It's the opposite of the BLACKED/BMWF/BBC meme, which is basically just a fictitious pairing pushed by modern whites and insecure blacks, a fetish that has no basis in history and reality. Whites like it because blacks are seen as being large, animalistic and savage so it's more of a corruption or rape fetish when they think of black men fucking white women. It's all bogus and whites make up really cringe shit like "melanin receptors" and other nonsensical retarded crap to the point where it's basically in the realm of fantasy and alternate realities.WMAF is superior because it's not a corruption fetish, at its core the fetish is about strong, brave, intrepid Aryan males making sexual use of weak, timid, insular Asian females.It's a racial dynamic that pretty much everyone can get behind because it actually makes sense within both a historical and modern race realist context.
Havin spagbol and a green salad aren't i
>>224856209Avoid any Marstons pubs, they do cheap carverys but their food is dire. I had a fry up at Cafe 69 or whatever it's called, had to queue up with my gf at the time, it was fine but not worth queuing for.
(8) i'm thelma and you're louise (8)
>>224856229You're going to have to suck his melted candlelike penis
>>224856249blog on, rorke
>>224856229>had trouble going outsidekek this is me
love this
>>224856159ban ozempic, fat slags are British culture
>>224856268screamjutc
>>224854415the public is worse than the pigs and i dont like either of them
>thelmaEW when you ask him what marge's sisters name is
had chili for din dins last night then again for lunch today and then had an onion-heavy stir fry this evening. pumping out gallons of thick acrid poo vapour now. i do a huge evil smelling fart every 20 seconds or so. started to disgust myself it's so bad and frequent.
>>224856199can i join you haha x
>>224856282stupid anime bitch
>>224856268Fuck off, i've been friends with him since we were little kids.>>224856279>kek this is meur not melted
>>224856327
>>224856329bioweapon development
>>224856283>>224856159you just know that these lads probably look normal in real life, probably slightly muscular and attractive, but the ones obsessing over alyssa soogs and other e-thots are dysgenic runts
>>224856251Will keep that in mind lad though I rarely can be arsed trying anywhere new these days. The Town House by the riverside here is a part of the Stonehouse chain, think the racecourse or whatever it's called over towards the UEA side of noz is part of the same company. Highly recommend them, it's all really good quality stuff for the price. Sausages are maybe a bit lower % meat than I'd ideally like but are absolutely penguin
How would you react if your mum fucked your bully in university?
>>224856329I'm on my 3rd poo of the day and only been up 3 hours. It lush di lid
>>224856353It's the high testosterone levels
>>224856344Tell your kids off and get them to apologise to him
>>224856183Grow up
>>224856357asf
Jingle bells all the way de lads all the wayy
>>224856229you made this up i can tell because you're claiming you have kids
>>224856334hehe ye
Will remigration happen?
I have questions
>Mum died in front of daughter after head got stuck in rocks when tide was rising
>>224856357Knowing me I would be absolutely devastated and then over time would develop a fetish for it
>>224856357Depends, is he black?
>>224856370:)
that is absurdif netflix did that there'd be riots
>>224856229how badly burnt is he?
>>224856386no:)
>>224856386hopefully, i want prices of old Toyotas to go down>>224856379
>>224856395s
>>224856357Didn't have bullies by university. What a silly idea.
I once tried to shorten the word "shorts" to 'horts and someone said 'horts doesn't really work and I've been thinking about it since.
>>224856386nah we'll just a kikewar against Russia instead that leads to 50m dead Whites
fuck im too retarded
should i get into stocks then
I mean there's just no way King Charles wasn't delighted when Diana died so I don't think that guy's lying.
>>224856377/brit/ artists having no understanding of contractions
i refuse to believe people listen to this shite
always loved ace but I'm only recently appreciated the weight of emotion behind this scene. was scrolling through my one piece folder then a few days ago and OOF... not a dry eye in the room. I didn't really get it back then, what a wonderful manga
>>224856429'orts would work better
>>224856456if that's short for stockings then yes
AFNMFH
>>224856353im sure the lads that prefer left to right are normal looking
>>224856395That was ages ago, was in my local news. Sounded like she was drunk and walking along a seawall or something being a div and fell.
>>224856429still reeling from when i got called a deranged coomer pervert
>>224856463people dont listen to images
>>224856382
What the fuck
>>224856395remember that, utterly grim :(
>>224856400Coal black and has AIDS>>224856404>5 hours a monthLmao Data center future one hour a week gaming and an extra hour for payday
That Bradley 4chan advert brings much dishonour to /brit/
one piece is ass now they are basically fighting satan in it oda went off the deep end
they really are aiming to kill 50m white men in the coming war
arabic is such an ugly language
>>224856497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJSJGHjBLI
>>224856504can tell this is fake from the way he falls legs first even though that's how he went up. unrealistic
>>224856395>>224856492>>224856507
got the rlm on, don't worry you're still my best friend /brit/
Turn jewish war into nationalist war
>>224856425Most white men are heavily bullied in university
got 15 inch biceps
>>224856512>Bradley 4chan advertI've never seen that, post it
the whites have become blacks
Ben Obese-Jecty
Talking of posts that mindraped you, I am still paranoid this guy was talking about me.
>>224856504Scream
Never read a single page of One Piece but my mate is always going on about how laugh tail is the best twist in historyGenuinely we went to watch the CSM film together and he brought it up during the Reze reveal scene
>>224856436All will be apostates so nothing is lost
never went uni me, just dttsight to work
>>224856567
>>224856591yeah
thread went to shit ever since neverwentunimong showed up
>>224856549is it a cheeky best of the worst ep
>>224856553Wasn't my experience. My experience was art hoes, Asian girls, Indian girls, and Latina girls trying to fuck, plus several twinks
>>224856368>Tell your kids offIt's natural that kids cry when they see things that scare them and ask questions. I tried explaining it to them. I did tell them to go to their rooms when it happened and i'll talk to them in the morning about it and explain that it's rude.>and get them to apologise to himWill do tomorrow.
remember listening to favourite worst nightmare on cd when it came out used to sit and listen to it on repeat dont even like them that much anymore but it was cool as a teenager
>>224856607ketabine
>>224856560>>224850669
Ed "Send the kids to bed, and I better not fucking hear 'em" Sheeran
>>224856615they beat you
>>224856553There is almost zero bullying at universities outside of South Bank and polytechnics
Your prize for surviving the Jewish war
>>224856633why are they doing it ok!
I need expensive fuel and food prices so I have an excuse for being unemployed
>>224856615mental I just ignore post I don't like me because I'm not an autistic child
might watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended editions) tomorrow
>>224856649ok I will kill
>>224856615i need this
>>224856615vgp don't let the mini image posters win
why are you replying to obvious cuckbait
something kind of oo
>>224856663you sound very angry
>>224856553Nobody gets bullied at university
>>224856408Very badly.
>>224856229raise less cunty kids
>>224856676its just spaki replying to his own post
>>224856672just ask AI like he didhe isnt smart enough to make it on his own x
>>224856665what a day
I love posting that filtermong webm. Don't even have that filter installed but it's so funny seeing the thumbnailmongs rattled.
i swear my teeth are moving i always had a gap but now the gap feels bigger
>>224856649Which one?
>>224856667kek based
>>224856695actually fucking seething lmao>nooo you not smart if you don't write all your extensions from scratch boooo
mi a shrink bredda mi a shrink mi swear down jah a make mi smaller every second mi was six foot now mi knee high now mi ankle height
The only unis here where bullying happens are the medicines ones, it's not a common ocurrence elsewhere.
>PISS DRINKING first time - 1on1 new skinny Baby Nanahot scene this
>>224856677love love LOVE women with wide eyes me
Just watched the new Spiderman. Tom Holland is a beast. Sadie Sink was cool. I had to skip a lot because the quips were too much for me to bear.
>my experience at uni was having sex with brown women and menThat's enough Americans for today
>>224856716LOL subcontinental seethe>this claude code is my own!!
Got relentlessly bullied at uni for being from the north.
2x jacket potato and a container of reheated doner meat for tea
>The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural, including immortality, and I can show you it, and your wife won't die, just trust me bro It was a good movie
concorde just flew over my house, we are so back
>>224856649THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN
>>224856687It's normal for kids to cry at things that scare them and ask questions.
now mi a microscopic rastaman lord god mi soon be smaller than a grain a rice mi dreadlocks bigger than mi whole body bloodclaat
>>224856748prompt: write a filter that removes sub-60 IQ postsyou: gone
The decision to go to war has already been taken by ZOG.Frag the draft officers.
>>224856751did you lose your accent
Lucy Letby, who killed lots of newborn babies, is rotting in a jail cell right now :')
>>224856751What names did they call you? Retard? Ape?
theyre not even that wide
>>224856787post the large one please
>>224856766shut up
heathermong has been obsessive over the nonexistent war for last 48 hours talking about stockpiling and conscription
>>224856772flashbackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ShTUVIzCI
>>224856802Doubt it. It's a British prison. She's on a second pack of Kit Kat Chunkys and watching Strictly
>>224856774Good goy
>>224856823never jedi scum
>>224856827the cunts mental what do you expect
>>224856683White men do
>>224856787unironically hilarious gimmick
Mental how pork scratchings and jelly are both made of the same thing innit
BRING IT BACK
>>224856828mad how we used to live in the future
>>224856828kino
Got me and the gf a Meta Quest 3 eachNow we can lie in bed at night and watch films like we're in our own private cinema :)
>>224856813mi cant even wear mi shoes dem no more dem a look like houses now
>>224856524he's not even the final antagonist. and well luffy it's luffy's fate. shounen love the "fate" trope. shounen can inspire the population but in its japanese fashion can't make the slalary man get uppity cause he's not the chosen like in his fave manga protagonist
leftypol has coopted the jewish stuff and applied it to his own cares like he'll say western imperialism is jewish when in fact its actually based
>>224856844Cor thought that was Mel from All Saints since we're doing old pop tarts posts
i will let you onto the access to engineering course but i do not grant you the rank of engineering studentwhat this is madness how can i be on an engineering course and not be given the rights of others this is not right at all
>>224856615The silliest part about this is if you just think for a second you realise you can just filter by filsezise for much less overhead
sir wankington
>>224856884
radfems will say "kill all moids" and then proceed to not kill a moid
The ZOG demands the scalps of 50 million white european men
>>224856828concorde is so lengwhat a fucking disgrace thsi country is now
>>224856927They're all apostates so... Deserved
>>224856867Would much rather fly business class and have my own reclining bed seat and a big telly and blankets and stuff than pay the same amount just to get there FaStEr
>>224856792yes thats what i said in my original post, thanks for agreeing with me
>>224856911some images are just small, wouldn't wanna miss out on those also some thumbnails actually end up being over 500x500px if taken on a large screen
btw don't call an asian american woman leng ting or peng ting it's offensive to them
>>224856927A small price to pay
sex planes
Made up fictional scenarios to victime himself again award
>>224856979roar
yhebinble
>>224856879>western imperialism is jewishIt is though
it's funny seeing threads where a british man compliments an asian by saying "peng ting" and they think it's a "ching chong" type insult
>>224856990informationplease
from bournemouth ok that's strangehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMCupanPgf8
>>224856991shut the hell up leftypol
alri?
Ed Sheeran stood by his principles jeopardizing his friendships, his finances, his world tour, his reputation forever and I will 10000% respect him for that for all eternity.
4 bastard beers and still sober it not fucking right
>>224856573based mate, it was a kino pun. for years the community had been curious on the nature of the final island in the grand line "raftel". it's revealed the island's name that after the letter joyboy left behind that had the roger pirates crying their eyes laughing. typical of one piece in a wayraftel = laugh tale
been bedridden all day due to food poisoning never having a paki takeaway again
>>224856879must be mental having your opinions be at the whim of the mobcollectively went from accusing everyone of being nazis to accusing everyone of being jewish in less than a year without batting an eye
bring it backshing it back
>>224857036cringe
>>224857014marvel of engineering
these are pretty damn lushdubai chocolate mate
Reckon I could buy Zimbabwe for a quid
feeling a bit sad now
>>224857036the principles:
>>224857042That was a twist? I thought it was a mistranslation. Viz still calls Zoro Zolo.
>>224857036I'm in love with the State of Jews.
>>224857076cheer up mate :-)
>>224857073nieprawda teraz
>>224856828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta8zQmtjc1E
i get the feeling that a lot of people posting right now are the ones that are highly invested in this general and it makes up a big part of their days and lives so i'm gonna head out
>>224857067tarq
>>224857091s
>>224857119nah got them reduced for a quid 50 from the co op
>>224857117gay porn
new>>224857160>>224857160>>224857160
the new mi bruddas>>224857156>>224857156
If you would let me opine for a brief moment, Big Ed only sacked macklemore because the latter was upstaging him.
>>224857164>>224857172scr
Theres 3 news
>>224857084for EN it's a twist. I assume the island was just spelt with hiragana and left at that. only with the added context of the rodger pirates bit did english fans realise the context. it's official name is laugh tale
love me local coop but it's run by freaks makes me stand out less i guess
still funny to see the neo-antisemites misconstrue Ed sheerans actions with Israel love instead of money loveJust more evidence of low IQ antisemitism
>>224857313it's not about the money or israelit's about the music
