new favorite snack unlocked
wonder if anyone's made human cheese yetor pig cheeseenough of the cow and goat business broaden horizonsdolphins give milk too get dolphin cheese a go
why do w*men like toilets so much
wanting independence does not mean you hate Britain.Grow up fucking baby
>>224865516once read a porn story about women growing cheese from their bodies
>>224865518you are posting ai cartoons showing Wales teamed up with Argentina against England when in reality Welsh people died to protect the Falklands from Argentina. When this is pointed out you said "womp womp" and that you don't care about the Welsh people who died. You hate England so much that you're insulting the Welsh people who died protecting British territories. You are a mentally ill freak who hates Britain even though you are literally just British. Sad evil traitor cunt
Why must every criticism of Israel genociding Palestine be prefaced with "what happened on October 7th was horrific..."
we need a celtic union
>>224865562You can stop the pearl clutching bud, you don’t actually care about the deaths. With independence those same Welsh men wouldn’t have been sent 8000 miles away from their home to die in a pointless war. But you’re not bothered about that. Either way you’re making my arguments for me
on the bus
>>224865517they need a romanian husband to fix them
>>224865487>2019
>>224865607You going to a funeral or something
anything happening today?
>>224865607You have pet hair on your pants lol
>>224865625the reds are on todaycould get a comfy /mug/ later too
>>224865624yeah, getting buried in your mums fanny
Just saw two doves chasing a magpie
watched amadeus (1984) last night. thought it was just ok don't get why it's always near the top of best picture winner rankings
>>224865658Bit of a snoozer isn't it
>>224865642That’s me done
jd vance more likegay pee pants
liverpool football club are playing football today
>>224865642thought you were gay?
>>224865596>With independence those same Welsh men wouldn’t have been sent 8000 miles away from their home to die in a pointless warA war to protect British people from foreigners trying to invade their land. How is that "pointless"? Oh yeah because you hate your own people. You are a contemptible subhuman.You're a worthless retard traitor freak who is willing to insult and mock the Welsh people who died fighting to protect the Falklands just to try to annoy English people, and then you cry about me because I (like most people from Wales) don't want an independent Wales. You literally don't care about people from Wales, you just obsessively hate "England" despite the fact that you are an English-speaking Briton no different from any English person.You are British. The Falklands are British. Welsh people died for the Falklands to protect the British people living there. Welsh people also do not vote for independence.Welsh people don't vote for what you believe in, and they fight and die for what you mock as pointless. What does that tell you? I'm more Welsh than you are and I don't even believe in "Wales". You should emigrate to Argentina
been getting into football since the world cup and germany has basically one team. it's just munich that dominants everything to a cartoonish level. what is even the point if the country just has one mega team?
sunday morning zest sesh
>>224865758queer
>>224865728that’s what I asked the other swede but i got called mentally ill :(
>>224865758People who eat kiwi skins should be locked up
>>224865747>move to munich>support your local>winsimple as
>>224865790
>>224865758gayer than gay sex
Need to take my sisters dog for a walkNot sure where to take him cos he's a bit of a prissy bitch
Full of anxiety this morning
>>224865730it’s a good thing you’re not rattled though
>>224865816take him down the pub for a few pints
>>224865816reckon you should start by taking him outside
>>224865795same vibe
gubbed 4 tablets without any water
it do be like that
full scottish imperialism now
>>224865823I'd much rather put evil filth in their place than worry about that
>>224865758eggs and toast look good, perfect runny yolk
got sweden filtered after the poo incidents but perhaps i can make an exception
>I'd much rather put evil filth in their placeJfc do you ever say this shit out loud to hear how gay it sounds?
doing a wank
>>224865875You seem rattled
>>224865861haven’t been a large scale poopocalypse in some time now lad, it’s safe
>>224865861what poo incidents? i havent been here as i have been out living life
>I'd much rather put evil filth in their place than worry about that
>>224865903someone from sweden used to post pics of blokes covered in poo doing all sorts
>>224865913he did it regularly in svt many years back
>>224865916Swedes are very odd
>>224865923hes already gone through the sandwich and now hes having pasta as well
>>224865923hes just like me
>>224865925swedes who are terminally online* are not only odd, they’re utterly bizarre
>>224865937thats a woman squirrel
no one who calls themself future millionaire becomes a millionaire
>>224865909You seem very upset by that sentence
>>224865944right hes handsome
>>224865955more like temporarily embarrassed millionaire lmao
>>224865945They used to pop into random threads on other boards spamming the Swedish food vlogger guy. It's a culture that looks very unapproachable to outsiders.
plate of fried potatoes for tea
>>224865845shut up mate
me? millionaire in the making (just give it time bro i promise)
>>224865976engnigs are so insecure about scotland they can't even have a wee joke about it. get a grip fucker
>>224865845gp
>>224865987grow up
>>224865991tis you who needs to grow up lad
>>224865827*Wags tail* outside?
>>224865944far too much effort he should have been born a woman and did a silly dance
>>224865923so this is the meal deal poster in the flesh
>>224866031AIno asian woman is curved like that. they're all straight as a plank
>>224866031Chinese sex
>>224866062her lovely breasts predate AI
>>224866088built for bwc
>>224865743mental image
>>224866088would kiss
Feeling v cheeky
the idea of asians having tighter fannies persists from the time when GIs foguth over there and the girls they were shagging were underage. thats the only reason they were tighter
>>224866093All the more reason to import that here.
you can look at any song on youtube and someone will have written their autobiography in the comments
Today my dreams (oh I had many :3) were about a black girl or some sort of nonwhite who's in highschool Yeah I uh was doing surgery and gave her a boob job Then in the other dream she followed me to she was like "thanks for the boob job".while I was donating water to people in need via a bunch of 4chan admins shilling it and getting donations to help people in storms or something (by giving them water). Actually I figured it was 4chan because I was talking to them while a black man was on the radio talking about their food donation for the same thing. He was on 4chan flaking to them. I was like, man, you broke the wall and ruined the gimmick by spamming QnA because in the the dream I felt like it was a long standing thing to us all I mean something that had been going on for a while I think the brown girl followed me from the 1st dream because I was roller blading in it and at some point in this house where this guy I see irl who punched me where I was staying at his house and he was moving out, which I powered with "a toaster with two sticks of DDR3 RAM" and got kicked out for and had to go roller blading or taking the bus, was mentioned in the final dream about noise complaints talking a lot doing the water thing, and the girl was from a religious festival of like indians or something all going around screaming and some white people went home with their fingers in their ears to please god. In the dream I walked home a lot and found a bunch of men that had been and got bread and they tried to take my bread that I had got when I asked them for directions, and one of them turned around and said something that made me wake up instantly like jumangi or something. Then after that walk I got the bus but there was a problem with the bus at first then I couldn't find my ID but I got on anyway. The ID was for free bus rides. My mom was on there at first with a bunch of people and eventually I got bored of that and sat somewhere else and
is there a law that requires irish girls to have cool names like Róisín and Síobhán
any chinese in
Any other lad woken up in a foul mood or is it just me?
>>224865517They have no class. On dating prices will consist of 2/5 photos taken with the Porcelain bowl they took a crap in earlier that day. Even when they aren't in the bathroom, somehow a toilet must be in shot
>>224866144do you live in birmingham?
>>224866133This was my dad's favorite song and i killed him listening to it at my wedding which was 3 minutes ago. >3k likes
a girl that I really liked when we were younger was there in group chat form or something and I had been invited to it because I asked if he she wanted to get pregnant and she posted that to there. And this was a big thing because I was trying to get in touch with her again
>>224866139blog the fuck on
>>224865627He had to get a few pumps in before rushing out. That dog is excitedly waiting for anon to return
vile disgrunted runtish slug man in
>>224866141yeah its the same law that means they have to make tiktok videos seething about how nobody can pronounce their names when they move to england for uni
Lucky licky those titties (Spell casted)
wish i could put a secret camera in the changing rooms of a police station to see the male and female officers shagging
>>224866151i hate being alive everything is just a reference to a meme now its fucking really really gay
>>224866178don't use tiktoks so not exposed to zoomer brainrot x
>everything is just a reference to a memeOh dear some of you need to "touch grass", as they say.
>>224866186Is it time for a beverigino?>>224866160Say that becajse you probably don't even have dreams you spaz
>>224865923so this the nigga posting all these meal deals
>>22486619567 unc
gta 4 does get a bit woke when you get to the Bernie bet
I remember having this Italian lass stat round. We were about to step out but I pulled her jeans and knickers down and did about 10 sweet pumps because sex was still a novelty to me as I never ever got laid. It was so hot. Funny that one of my most memorable sexual experiences lasted 20 seconds
>>224866202You stole that joke...
>>224866198oh you seething
>>224866220Fuck off spazAnd talk normal
>>224866215mine? was in a nightclub and the song "everybody was kung fu fighting" came on and this older woman pretend to punch and kick me
>>224866218i didnt read the replies ...its so fucking over
>>224866215>statwhat
water boiling chat -general-luv2boil: got a nice simmer going on100cisrightforme: hell yeah, brotherAlleyesonallday58: Who up watching they pot?luv2boil: @Alleyesonallday58 hey man what the fuck>Alleyesonallday58 has been removed from this chat
Gold Ship is the only woman ever that was blacked and still would get it if we are going to pretend that anime girls are real
Wales and Scotland are colonies of England. Free the celts
Gold Ship is sexy in real life too though
>>224866250scr
>>224866250Polish humour, huh?
another cup of tea? don't mind if i do
>>224866250
>>224866271that's atmospheric posting.
>>224866250Good posts all your posts are funny
we love her on here
>>224866283This is likely to be a yank on a UK VPN btw
>>224866288there's no chance he's not indian
>>224866283
>>224866288oh you mad
>>224866295Why, because you don't like Indians?Go back to where you came from. Always muddying waters and poisoning wells
>>224866317no because you obviously are based on your writing and location
There are at least two Indians in here
>>224866126They're tiny, they have to be
Every post is a confession and projection What this means is that Cody McIroshmann-CagrMatch HunterPrey is bouncing around his own house (you have to be 18) screaming and punching the walls
>>224866303
>>224866236KEK love it, that's so nice
Mate is away for the weekend so need to go visit and feed his catberg
>>224866352
>>224866336Yoooo dudes this yank is CRAZY. Fr he butts crash out dawg. Dude hunter calm tf down! Don't be acting like a racoon in the dumpster at a gas station at 53rd and third street
>>224866365the proverbial 'bergsitter
>>224866374this is how catberg feels when i feed him at 4:05pm instead of 4:00pm
>>224866247I have no idea how an extra word got in there. Is that all you wanted to contribute though. Out of everything I said that's the sole thing that provoked a thought in your mind
>>224866386Yes that's me!
You spin me right round baby right round not a roundabout my a motorway going right round
>>224866397you included it like it was some new fangled gen z verbiage
>>224866394he's an entitled little shit isn't he. thinks i can just drop everything to feed him. of course i do but i get no respect round here.
Ruby "PAWG" Granger
Any thoughts on your head?Me:
>>224866412>verbiageFOY(verbiage used to mean vocabulary is a strictly american term. in british english verbiage means obscurantist writing)
>>224866414grow up shithead
>>224866412Haha you won't get any of those out of me. There enough in existence anyway, I hope they don't create any more
>>224866414we love her
Every day I wake up Irish and it feels like this
posting rorke's mum in the built for bbc thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOYwjY4yxmI
>>224866435So he used it correctly then, you retard
>>224866447very spankable bumneed to 69 her
>Undercover officers could be authorised to have sex with Palestine Action activists
>>224866468I'm afraid you are far too stupid for me to try to explain why that's not the case
I didn't go to posting school.I went to posts.
Gearoid
>>224866452
>>224866519Wish my beard grew like his does. He gets loads of pussy.
are tiggy
>>224866543Don't know who that is
>>224866503It is obscurantist, isn't it? More so than just plain vocabulary. You 've been done and have conceded. "You're far too stupid for me to explain" yes how convenient. Save face somewhere else, Dunno.
any of you also getting 3x more spam calls recently
>>224866537you really think it's the beard and not the money and fame?
>>224866537funny how beards are popular at opposite times when fanny hair is popular and vice versa. if the two should ever meet new forms of diseases would be created
Signing up for a new twitter account in the current day is actually hell because your feed is just filled with bots sharing AI videos in every single language
>>224866557have never gotten a spam call in me loife
>>224866557yeah
>>224866548tiggy
watched that resident evil film last night
>>224866559It's probably all of the above. He's a fighter, confident, plus famous
>>224866577Don't know who that is
>>224866549>Verbiage: an overabundance of words or speech that is filled with many unnecessary or complicated terms.how can a singular slang word "stat" in a sentence result in an overabundance of complicated words?would love to see you try to save face now, but you'll cope by insulting me instead of just admitting you were wrong.
Bold statement Mr. Syed. He's probably right as well though
There he is
>>224866567good for porn but
>>224866593tiggy bellinger from styledbytiggy
>>224866615Don't know who that is
>>224866602Thats a berg
>>224866589It's crazy watching his first few interviews on UFC he was acting just how he does now, calling himself the king, and everyone just laughed then.
>>224866602cute fella
>>224866650He's right. We don't want foreigners blending in
where do you guys keep the litter sandbox thing and does it smell bad
how do you get Pikachu on a bus? you Pocket Monster
>>224865504disgusting
>>224866597You said obscurantist you fucking cunt
my pokemon cards have been dispatched
>>224866705calm down
>>224866699well i enjoyed itnice demonic numbers btw
>>224866658In the hallway next to the bathroom and I scoop the poos into the toilet immediately. I change the actual litter about once a month, and use litter tray fresheners. Also the cat does most of his business outside so it's not used much anyway
BELLYS GONNA GET YABELLYS GONNA GET YA
>>224865758You've used too much butter for two slices of toast. By the time you start on the second slice the structural integrity will have been compromised and your eating pleasure sacrificed on the altar of convenience. You should've done one slice and then been patient enough to prepare another if still hungry.I'm not even going to go into the idiocy of consuming kiwis.
How about its Ass Ketchum and he has to catch all the Cockemon
there's gonna be fuel rationing by 2027
>>224866707where did you get them?
>>224866599>Merkel>HyperliberalWhat an obscurantist term. People need to learn what words mean.Merkel signifies the beginning of the era of neo-protectionism for the West, the end of neoliberalism, which was beset on us with the 2008 bailouts and the stronger reintroduction of the state in organisation of the economy.
Ed Sheeran crying
I am not living how I ought to be living
>>224866602Why did you cut his tail?
>>224866745I see, my apartment is kind of one space - living room and kitchen with no walls and i'm wondering where would i put it.
>>224866783fell off
We found Rorke. She's black
>>224866773the wokes did this
>>224866726Your ancestors
screaming
>>224866814i'm irish, like ed sheeran
>Pip benefits bill set to double by 2030OMDS
the raped rorke hypothesis
>>224866835nigga got a tickle stick on legs
>>224866765got an invite from amazon
>>224866773did he listen to his music ahaha
>>224866857noice, which one did you get?
>>224866863
Fully booked for Bali. Humid, sweaty sex with blonde European sluts imminent.
>>224866864The one for the stupid cunts ball 2026
moscow is on fire. reckon we're gonna get £2 petrol?
could do with a coffee
>>224866877could have just gone to melbourne where the girls are 10 times nicer
>>224866896petrol costs the same every time i just put £20 in never pay attention to the price
>>224866905HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>22486686430th anniversary ETB, binder collection and poster collection
good god
>>224866922got that one too, says it will be here next week, want the one with articuno, zapdos and moltres
>>224866914i've seen hundreds of those videos where they walk around with a gopro and nothing beats australia. go ahead and see for yourself, as soon as you go abroad you'll realise how much you mog the rest of the world.
>>224866930right well don't need that vat or fuel duty do we now
>>224866939Australian women are frigid and entitled, European women are open, direct and fun-loving
>>224866952how will the government pay for those benefits then
had a dream that i was drunk and embarrassed myself at this paki restaurant, and then they sent two annoying guys to follow me at all timesthen i started crying and was like "i'll give you money just stop following me and trying to assassinate me" and one of the guys was like "actually you're right, i quit"then the building went on fire thanks for reading my dream blog
are you a cool guy
>>224866964well we'll just have to put the 'mass and dolescum in the blender won't we
>>224866972can't do that mate. they're voters
>>224866968Freud speaks of this. He said this particular dream indicates that you're a blogposting bastard.
>>224866971not really no
How about we get posh cunts out of politics? They’ve been in politics the whole time and look where we are now, maybe the working class should get a turn
>>224866971I was for a couple of years
>>224866968good post, but was I in this dream?
>>224866971yh..
my tummy hurts
>>224866997you might have been
>>224866991Sir Kier Starmer is working classBet you think working class people dress and speak like Tommy Robinson
>>224866991
>>224866998going from halo 3 to halo 4 was an experience...
>>224866991Burn Oxford, Cambridge and Eton to the ground and leave no survivors.
stuck in a game so watching the speedrun
>>224866991sorry no can do, the ai is in charge next
>>224867009corr fat slag
>>224867015*glitches past the part you're stuck on*
>>224866963thug meat
fucking rorke's arse until his room smells like last night's microwave pizza
>>224866991The working classes are too thick to lead
>>224866825retard "human"
>>224867045don't need to post this kind of stuff do you
https://x.com/Jules1Youtube/status/2101289904823021674Hahahaha hahahaha Men are class
>>224867055We don’t know this though. This is what they eton class have told everyone but they would say that wouldn’t they?
only had 4 beers and feel hungovermy stomach is very weak and pathetic
andy's britain 2030
