Seal (Non-Poo) in the Kelp Forest edition
>>224881521he's a poo
nigga looks like rivers cuomo
>>224881521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rAjOjTGtc
Zieldberg is not allowed to post here Seethe about it. It will continue
>>224881555you are severely unwell
>>224881544why is this so fucking funny lmao
>>224881555big pharma must make a killing off of these folx
>>224881556
American psycho business card scene but instead it's slags talking about their boob jobs
Imagine getting mad just because I'm making foot fetish posts Everyone likes fleet. Hostile takeover of int brit is wild, go back to where you came from
>>224881544cute
>>224881544Need these cunts in a blender
Rorke's da
>>224881600why are you so angry
yer da spends his sunday evening getting mad at transgender subreddits
>>224881601Don't think Christ wants him at his birthday
Russia invading Estonia is just a manufactured conflict with NATO so Putin has an out to end the war with Ukraine and save face without getting pushed out a window
>>224881600kys brown
*enters /bri-
>>224881544ToT
Looking though adultworks
>>224881600a very chinese time in your life
Watching Marmaduke
>>224881601think i'd kms if i were this self-obsessed
>>224881639holy cope
>>224881639Can't wait for Russia to collapse economically, so much cheap pussy will flood the market
yawngimmick is dead already
>>224881660there's something very wrong with boomers
>>2248816812 more weeks
well that's a perma
>>22488168645 year old virgin.. you're just a h*cking kid
i'm getting bodied in the obsessed with trannies olympics
>>224881686
I've genuinely never had a conversation with anyone irl about trannies. Why is brit so obsessed with them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmR8fOyz8Oc
holy shit turn on cnn!! #worldwar3
>>224881706YWNBAJ/M
"World war 3" is a misnomerIt's a war between America, Israel and Iran, We're not involved and we don't care
gork did rusia invaed estonya recently
>>224881686leftypol fiscally lunging at this post
>>224881730could've not posted that mate
Why are there so many autistic people in this thread that post the same pictures all the time?Like what is the point of this >>224881730
grok is russia and ukraine jews
>>224881730wonder what the prompt was
>>224881713oh, shut up
screamer
Anyone want me to look after their cat
>>224881670Give us the rundown Russialad, is Putin planning a new offensive
>>224881768joeyyian
Do you believe in ghosts?
>>224881771no thank you, cat grangler
>>224881752This is the first time I've posted the ronaldo nutella foot pic
>>224881793Same face filter too
>>224881768>8 years ago wonder if they're still with us
>>224881771Kek this is me with dogs after I was on a walk and some woman walking her dog was giving "don't trust that guy with your dog". I was probably giving "that's a sexy dog" or flirting looks, probably what I should do with women
20 years since Sir Richard Hammond almost conked ithttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c65y5084x8e0o
Humanity was always going to destroy itself in some way or another but the last few years it feels like we've all just given up and are actively trying to end it all
>>224881795no
>>224881521he is a poo he's just had his poo sucked off himlike you would with a poo digestive
>>224881795l-l-look behind you anon...
grangle grangle
>Why are there so many autistic people in this thread that post the same pictures all the time?>Like what is the point of this >>224881730
Odds Tesco wholegrain mustard Evens Tesco English mustardDubs Prymat classic
sea bream corpse in my bin is starting to reek
>>224881831Are you a girl (legal age)? If no then fuck off
nth for the baddiedem
>>224881797
i still don't understand the nick land accelerationism stuff
could the nonce who's been posting the trannies all day today please stop, I'm trying to eat here
>>224881824This one was also active on r/meth but got banned and was lamenting it
>>224881828each a master of their own trade
>>224881795Do you?
>>224881713it's one severely disabled nonce from west yorkshire
>>224881860i was deep into this stuff about 10 years ago
>>224881853yes i am a girl of legal age (male)
>>224881859I only posted the one just now
Nigga what changed
>>224881888You post like a girl
lads when you get blown up by drones can you make a reference to /brit/ like start poo screaming or have a pic of brad on you
>>224881890who is paying you to lie?
>>224881890oh so there's another spastic on /brit/ who also posts a picture of ronaldo with nutella on his feet every day
>>224881901omg thanks im so euphoric right now
you can't post the trans persons
>>224881899If you just think about ugly girls then a lot of these "pass"
Can someone post some good looking trannies? Not liking these posts.
>>224881824rite then, thats just an ai pic of robin williams
>>224881795No and never had any form of supernatural experience realisticallyCan’t really imagine it either. Have had extremely weird dreams about organoid AI several times though
>>224881933creep
>>224881929Even ugly women have a semblance of femininity, these hons do not
>>224881921Not in a trans way I just mean *starts dry humping u*
clav is cooked
>>224881947that was cool
>>224881933
>>224881899first photo reveals a lot about where he gets his understanding of femininity from
>>224881911There could be several. Anonymous website isn't it
>>224881975never gonna happen clav has plastic surgery on his face
>>224881947at&t rising future makers
>>224881975what is that dios mio on the left
t. mtf milf
I'm 24 years old. Just a fucking kid.
Nah I guess a phone camera photo can make you look better but estrogen
eating monkey shit from a monkeys arse
>>224881987There's the anime
thought i was gonna pass out after getting out the bath there
... I have to score an early bedtime - otherwise I’m at the mercy of the late shift - who won’t let me get in bed till 9 pm
Save us, obama
>>224882004he's a white supremacist
>>224881828why's he doing the tory power stance
>>224882022not advisable lad, has to be said
>>224882013
https://www.twitch.tv/randytaylor69She's streaming
Jingle bells all the way de lads all the wayy
>>224882056I genuinely met my wife because of her. I won't elaborate further
>>224882046bizarre
>>224882040hes a brown clown islamist
jerk chicken was lushrice and peas was fineweird mush of veggies in a coconut milk was, in fact, lushdishes are NOT fine and NOT lush, will not be dealing with them tonight
>>22488203020 something virgin male presenting with almost passing out after being in the bath. Differential diagnosis
I'm not gay
>>224882083>jerk chicken
>>224882072you need to come around lad she is not your wife, she was the officer in charge of the investigation
mohammed bin laden lived a crazy lifeyemeni peasant to saudi aristocrat
Tonight! - SLABS - PIZZA - DJ!Don't miss Jake Mason and Jack Shorten's round of Slabtember blocs, with pizza from +39 PIZZA ON THE ROAD ® and DJ set from @8beat_instinct. All currently live with Louis starting his DJ set about 6pm
>>224882056is this the girl the man wanted to fuck in the arse right now
>>224882046these niggas think they the new Kennedys
PIP assessment tomorrow
>>224882126>yemeni peasantWhat? He was from one of the richest families in Saudi Arabia
>>224882109Jamaican scran is pengOxtail stew slaps
>>224882096could be neurological
>>224882138Deery me
>>224882138umdeer
>>224882056Pushing 40 at this point, wrap it up
>>224882056galadriel lookin azz bitch
PIPlup step
>>224882155oxtail is very good
might become a bouncer
>>224882136yeah
>>224882155This looks really good. There's a Jamaican restaurant in my city, I need to give this a try. What do the plantains taste like?
>>224882155Are you supposed to eat the bones? I mean I suppose "they" do, the fucking animal beasts. But what about normal people?
>>224882156you are a black man
>>224882149you need to check your facts, mate
>>224882096maybe he's gay
>>224882155LovelyUnbeatable ScrumptiousHappiness
hang on guys, houseposter is doing his house bit haha i love that one
(8) piplupcheer you up (8)
>>224882056>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYqXc2Vextkfuck twitch also she's gorgeous
>>224882193You are black
>>224881947gear 5 shennanigans
Japan has fallen
Reading about communism and it makes sense actually
yбивaй вcё
>>224882200how to traumatise mousenonce for life
>>224882221it is dismal that you've never had and/or can't carribean food. you will not regret jerk chicken, curry goat or oxtail stew
>>224882250think they tried it once and it wasn't great
>>224882196>rorke>normalpipe down
might buy myself a replica WWF belt
>>224882166she is 40.>>224882219why do you dislike twitch.
need a gang of lowlives and losers
>>224882226
>>224882281world wide faggotsorry
>>224882265good to scare him off of those ponies, get him some actual toys some legos
>>224881730
>>224882199Would rather check your mum's beaver*checks it*Fuck me that stinks
>>224882287stand under a street light with fingerless gloves swinging a chain
>>224882155>oxtail stew>jamaicanevery country has oxtail stew apart from america because you people only eat chicken, steak and burgers
>>224882221Ok. Tell your sister.
sushi on tap
FEELING A BIT EXCITEDHOPEFULLY AM GETTING A BIT HYPOMANIC HEHE
>>224882275>backwards feudal peasant shithole was the first nation to go to space but it failed o algo
Hello /brit/
>>224882337and where are they now?
why did gays claim the jockstrap
>>224882334#KingShit#Byrne'sBallin'
>>224882303
ive decided im going to cook roast pork next weekend.
>>224882284too many redditor rules on that lefty streaming platform
You are as zesty as a lemon mate
roast pork screaming
FUCK AM GONNA DO A BIT OF SQUATTING AT WORK TOMORROWEVERY 20 MINUTES DONT CARE ME GONNY SQUAT MY BOSS
>>224882352
>>224882334he can't have long left
>>224882250that's the appeal, it really does make sense on paper and theoretically, that's why so many young minds are drawn to it. the problem is that it is completely divorced from human nature and totally unrealistic. the further danger here is that when presented with demonstrable evidence of how communism actually plays out, people already enamoured with it in theory will say that wasn't real communism, because it really isn't, not if 'real' means 'idealistically as good as possible', which leads to the next phrase, 'if I was in charge', or 'if X person who I admire was in charge, then it would play out as intended'. people tend to lose their idealism for this as they grew older and are forced to confront the more basic problems of the world which stem from human nature at the most mundane levels, and begin to realize why communism can never work for human beings, and how silly it is to believe they or admirable X person would be any different
> Diesel ‘to cost £2.30 a litre’ by next year yep its fucking over next yearthere will be no food leftthere will be riotswar all sortsGod help us all
DAMN ACTUALLY I NEED TO TAKE ACIDHAVENT DONE THATFEEL IT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEAMAYBE NEXT WEEKENDFULL OF IDEAS MEMIGHT MAKE CHEESE ON TOAST FOR DINNER TOMORROW! HAHA LOL
it's a tuna melt for me
back on the coke again aren’t i
>>224882337>backwards feudal peasant shithole dishonest
post-rorke /brit/
>>224882374bet you mess up the crackling and it'll be all soft and shite
>>224882409biomass will be turned into fuel
>>224882409I feel like Europe as a whole should figure out their gas problem just like we had to figure out Iran
>>224882425pepsi max for me
>>224882418lushalso the tuna crunch
>>224882425
>>224882435dont project mate. im a good cook unlike you (or more likely your retard mother who is deeply disappointed with her failure incel son)
>>224882425Told you to try the sugar free option and you didn't listen
>>224882451looks like harvey price
S
>>224882427>20% literacy rate to sending people to space after bolshevik revolution
>>224882451corr would love a bump right now.
>>224882409won't stop fat lazy fucks from driving absolutely everywhere though
>>224881824bish look like Riff Raff
>>224882461i dont with my mother and i dont roast pork by myself
TRIED BEING BORED TO RESENSITISE FOR A BITNO MUSIC ON THE COMMUTEBLANK WALLSCREEN ALL THATBLOODY BORING WANT IT FUCK THAT
The truth is that people here who moan about not having a gf or mates are failed normies.True /Brit/ team members are at peace with their lives and accept it for what it is whilst trying to live every day to it's fullest.
>>224882492There is a saying my friend came up with which sounds better in Bulgarian but when offered just on line he would say "I can't do 1 and 2 is not enough"
>>224882491and they only needed to kill 50 million of their own people to do it. great stuff
>>224882515
>>224882004the man who will snap clav's clavicular in half
>>224882522You're not at peace though, you desperately want to convince yourself you're something you can never be. Turmoil manifest.
Nothing beats the Italian sangweech
>>224882522>/Brit/
>>224882522Have you accepted the fact you're a man
>>224882548Tarq on a poverty safari
>>224882451¿Quieres?
>>224882534>source: israel epstein pedowitz from freedom burger eagle university
Just spoken with rorkeypops All is well with him
eating a pack of jelly babies before bed timehelps me sleep cos of the old diabetos
not a fan of communism but gotta admit their art and propaganda was kino
>>224882548swear foids just want to ruin everything
>>224882548>At least I don't have to put a finger down my throat every time I eat love
>>224882548she looks like cheekymz
>>224882561>>224882564>>224882565Sad little freaks desperately chasing after a life they were never destined to live
>>224882562There is something deeply exceptional about Jimmy Johns
>Team
Rorke doing the gay nigger dance
>>224882515SCREECH
>>224882575you couldnt even maintain an argument for even a few posts without resorting to weird absurdities. i accept your concession.
>>224882515haha
>>224882579fat useless cuntwean yourself off with jelly tots
>>224882597in spoons at 9am
showed this to me nan and she went and ran in the roaddad was right mad at me
i've been told in extreme pain you go into "shock" and don't actually feel anything from the adrenalineso in those mexican cartel torture videos where they flay all your skin off and pour acid on you they are not actually sufferingbut whenever i feel pain my mind immediately focuses on it and meditates on it and i've never had an adrenaline rushif someone were to torture me i would surely suffer the worst thing imaginable
>>224882620With an 102 year old bloke
kteam
>>224882562https://vocaroo.com/12OoP4Rs5b5M
Spooning me bruv at spoons
>>224882586Lashing out again are we. Yes, you're definitely "content", lmao
>>224882624Should start doing a nigger roar in her face
>>224882624bradley poster furious watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8plpQSYGNktruck too large for garage, had to build a barndo
>>224882639sc
>>224882639s
>>224882631*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*
>>224882639if you share pics of your nice big apartment you'd be the padley boaster haha
Why is everyone banging on about ww3 again this time? Swear this happens every few weeks
>>224882522gp
>>224882631Right so apparently there's all these lads who stay in all days and apparently match myself insofar as being autistic with no fleshspace matesYet how come I never see these lads out and aboutnever met oneits bollocks
>>224882662Nigger scream
>>224882662=
>>224882631:(
>>224882665Ww3 will be fought by the gooners of the world
>>224882665cause they secretly want to die
>>224882624you missed the two best ones from the lucky escapes thread on /gif/. one of a guy who slipped off his motorbike and landed under a bus, and the bus stopped with the wheels so close to his head they marked his forehead but didn't hurt him. the second was a guy who was run over by a speeding car but the car hit a speed bump and just about got enough air to go over his head.
>>224882609you believe in evident absurdities so who cares>50 million
>>224882625they also have a blood supply or something going in to make it last longer
>>224882665russia is clearing a 5km area on the estonian border
Spanish colegiala foid
>>224882674bizarre post you should know the answer to that
mad how americans can just own guns doesnt seem right does it
>>224882665just the same mongs following the news cycle alternating between the culture war and fearmongering about ww3
Can someone give me 100k so I can buy a Funktion one sound system
Exterminate all the brutes!
>>224882625they usually drug those guys
she's gonna play street fighter 6 now.
me when a fat bird with a cute face walks by
Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
Might watch lord of the rings Its about White Christian Americans triumphing over orcs, jews, pagan larpers, technophiles, AI, indians and the like
>>224882712dunno seems fine to me actually
>>224882720sent ;)
>insofar asmmm, hat that bhenchod
>>224882730Not accepting any of this drivel into my mind
>>224882728bond burger?
>>224882631scrtim even down to the newbies on my feet I feel seen
>>224882733thanks mate
>>224882720Would love to hear the one in Berghain.Some day
>>224882720sent :)
>>22488271250 cal Barrett will put hair on your balls.
We should just let Russia take the Baltic countries Why send our lads to die for that
>>224882744
>>224882728
>>224882698they're not planning to invadethey're planning to mobilise more troops for ukraine and the estonian border is an obvious escape route
excellent that our main method of transport is the car. the most inefficient, polluting, dangerous, and expensive method imaginable, and totally exposed to the vagaries of global conflict.
>>224882698So?
Mad how you can put things in your ass in private and if you don't record it then it doesn't matter. The same with dogs
>>224882698new park run spot
>>224882753always preferred the M40A3 in cod 4 because I was a contrarian chudcel
>>224882712Its lush. Whats even more mad is how they used to be able to buy fully autos like they can now with semi-autos.Wish I had a gat
>>224882761when the fit comes out sizzlin
>>224882769you hate freedom liberal
reckon if guns were just like the movies where you could shoot them nilly willy with no protection they would be much coolerin reality when you go to a range inside or outside you have to follow a stupid amount of safety rules and wear both eye protection and ear muffs. feels like you're putting your head in a hazmat suit just to waste a bunch of money and smell burning lead for an hourand if you regularly shoot in your backyard or something with no ears on you're just asking to be deaf
>>224882753ive got a 50 cal right here *grabs swc*
>>224882732seems unnecessary and down right dangerous
>>224882712they need them to defend themselves though because everyone there owns guns
New>>224881523
>>224882769Fuck up peter
>>224882763no proof of this of course
>>224882763Why do Russia need to go anywhere near Estonia to escape Ukraine? Ukraine and Russia are next to eachother
>>224882750without getting fisted, but honestly fuck this club and dress code bullshit Btw there was a club here which had Funktion one from 2004 until 3 years ago when it closed, legendary place, I'll miss it.
NEW>>224882824>>224882824>>224882824
>>224882624look at the constant danger and destruction wrought by cars
>>224881523>>224881523>>224881523
NON JF>>224882824>>224882824>>224882824
>>224882813well there's no evidence of the curfew near the border, but if there is one then that's why they're doing ityou really think russia would be gearing up to invade NATO when moscow is literally burning from ukranian drone attacks on refineries right now?
>>224882787why is that contrarian? the m40a3 was more commonly used than the 50cal
>>224882712their country is full of you know whats
>>224881639Doesn't make sense, Estonia would be a big problem and how would that ever get resolved? Unless you think he's going to start a pyramid scheme of war
>>224881648Forget about it. It's crap now
>>224881735Upvote
>>224881752Because retards give them attention
>>224881771If you let me look after your daughter
>>224881849Take it out, go to your nearest Tube station, wait for the next train, when the Doors open throw it on. Warch everyone's reaction and die laughing. Go home. Win win. You get rid of that thing stigking up your place and get some great free entertainment
>>224882155That is absolutely divine, I wonder how it's still remained underrated in 2026, maybe it's just because people are snobs and don't know what life is about. Stop being a retard though
>>224882221Wouldn't this be the opposite reaction to being back. What a lobotomite you are.>>224882193They taste a bit Bananna like but more starchy, less like a fruit. Way more intense flavour. Just delicious man
