Hasta sempre editionhttps://youtu.be/kTqwy6ay1HQ?is=4cmTga5pK9FTvUB3
Sucking oats
Why do Russia need to go anywhere near Estonia to escape Ukraine? Ukraine and Russia are next to eachotherFoolish statement
changing my name to Willy Seacock and inventing a diet named after me
Texas
nth for the holodem
>>224882819
>>224882841They mean the conscripts will try escape like they did to Georgia
>>224882842source?
support british business>>224882824>>224882824
>>224882842why was David Walliams in this?
can you still be the person you wanted to be as a kid?
just realised i could change my name to Nigg Err and people would have to say that to call me out in the GP and such
>>224882899embarrassing game this was
>>224882888saw her sucking a willy earlier
>>224882896That... That was Elon Musk.
The neighbour at my newly purchased first home on a busy main road has just got in her car and drove off. What's she doing leaving her house and driving at 10pm?
>>224882946dick appointment
>>224882909:/
>>224882899we had a terrible squad back then
>>224882946Going wherever he wants
>>224882946booty call
we are so cucked as a nation we choose the jf thread even though it was posted early and wasn't linked properlypathetic. i will either post in the other thread or wait for a new /brit/>>224882824>>224882824>>224882824
i've got a little willyi put it in my bum
>>224882965aww diddumsBLOW YOUR HEAD SMOOTH OFF
>>224882965Shut the hell up rorke
The life repairing begins today, untrammelled by my old age.
>>224882860Why would Russia let them escape?
>>224882967now that is a dry tonguesorry if i offend anyone with that
dogshit edition made by a yank
2 people i cant stand are the people who make the news and the people who complain about new etiquette
>>224882952>>224882964Really? But she's a disgusting lower class 2/10
>>224882946clubbing
>>224882988Because they're not North Korea and people are allowed to leave
>>224883010sometimes you gotta ride the bus before you can drive the Ferrari
isn't there a Funktion one in the UK?
cant remember what the edition was tbhwyl
>>224883010beggars can't be choosers, rorke
>>224882967where can one find this phenotype in England?
ive replied to you in the other thread
>>224883004
>>224883010yeah and who are 5/10 lower class lads calling for booty?
>>224882859Dance with your back to the wall haha. I used to go to a club that had a pretty good sound system but I want to not be able to hear another personhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCq_pTg7KDQ
>>224883039Your mom
driving a car turns you into a slug
>>224883018Sure but why clear the area?"You are being conscripted but also here's a massive free area for you to leave if you don't want to get droned in Ukraine" doesn't make sense
Your life is over. You’re no longer 21. That’s it. You should have done better. You should have started earlier, worked harder, taken more chances, built something, become someone. Other people were moving forward while you were wasting time, and now the years you thought you had ahead of you are already behind you. You can’t get them back. You can’t go back and become the person you were supposed to be. The opportunities you ignored, the experiences you missed, the person you could have become, they’re gone. You’re older now, and the world has moved on without waiting for you. There is no reset button, no magical second beginning, no way to undo the years you wasted. You should have been fitter, richer, smarter, more accomplished, more interesting, more alive. You should have done more. But you didn’t. And now you have to live with that.
>>224883022idk what that is never heard of it before
might... brush my teeth and get in bed... ok!
>>224882857um based
>>224883046That's the beauty of a good Funktion one set up that it's loud but you can hear someone next to you and it doesn't rape your ears.
I seriously hope you all floss your teeth
>>224883077weirdo
hope every single fascist westoid libtard gets annihilated by umpir drones and humanity prevails
Might have a wank
>>224883065I was actually a grafter, "go getter" as they said, in my 20s. Career, girlfriend, friends, interests and hobbies. Then in my 30s I gave up on everything and now I spend my days doing the bare minimum. Don't really care anymore.
>>224883022I funk with them
>>224883059i don't know where those other posters got clearing/evacuation fromthe tweets say curfew
I think it's more likely that she's gone to pick up some drugs. If she's back within 10 minutes or so then I'll assume it's drugs. If she's been gone an hour I'll assume she's prostituting herself for a few quid. Her employment is patchy at best and only seems to work part time a few days a week from what I can tell. No consistent schedule
>>224883065gay and wrong you can always turn things around I've seen it>>224883076it's a sound system brand in House/Techno clubs, one of the best
>>224883105get a clue
>>224883105i've done 3 today and i've got another one in me
>>224883136Lend me a hand
Oceania….Tiger Tiger….
mad how theres a lad in here with a cock and balls who gebuinely unironically thinks he is a woman
Just worked my arms out today*flexes pitiful noodle arms*
>>224883099Do you wash your penis head? You're supposed to do it daily
>>224883123Funnily enough she just returned but was carrying a small red box, I assume she picked up a takeaway
tiger tigermmm...bird birdy
>>224883065Don't lose faith anon. You still have plenty of time :)
>>224883170might be delivering the budget
Next thread should be 'gay porn' edition
>>224883168Yes I do it daily
>>224883187Screaming
>>224883168don't have one
>>224883150ok good for you keep it up?!
>>224883065Start Shoesmith maxxing
>>224882967citizens don't look!
COME ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tidy2Mq9xuk
nato are preparing for their own false flags ok
>>224883065Not too unhappy with how my life has turned out, my life was in such a state at 20 it's a miracle I'm not a total fucking loser or dead at 30, I have a decent job and almost enough for a deposit on a starter home, I just have no friends or gf
>>224883203Good lad
>>224883087x
>>224883203if the doctors chopped your hen off and gave you a neo-vagina, would you dilate it every day?
Stop asking me questions about my nether regions
Just stop watching porn ok
zoomers get ready for the trenchesmillennialchads get ready to laugh
Got the fellowship the ring extended edition on my telly volume 100
BONER
>>224883239wish we had nigerian posters here bet they'd be a laugh
*builds a nether portal and enters into tildes boxers*
>>224883284Ian getting ready for Holby City
Wasted my early 20s just trying to meet as many people as possible, and wasted my late 20s at a pointless toil. Simple as.
>>224883283I will once I have finished...my wank !!
>crop harvests down by 20%>electricity and gas to increase by 20% in Januarylowkey it's over
>>224883300sc
>>224883284send abdul ranjesh and gout gout
great stuff leftypolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQWVnPKU1pg
>>224883310good thing I dont eat crops like a vegan slave
>>224883248doberge
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>>224883300i love Ian
>>224883276What's the biggest cock you've taken in your arse pussy?
>>22488331020% isnt that much really, 70% of my monthly income just goes into my savings anyway
>>224883329
>>224883329right but animals do in winter and chickens and pigs do all year
>>224883348not my problem
Your life is actually fine. 30 isn’t old. It’s basically 25, and 25 is basically 21 if you round aggressively. You’ve still got it. Whatever it is. Sure, people your age have careers, houses, partners, children, savings, hobbies and functioning social lives, but their mortgages are probably stressful and their marriages probably have problems. So who’s really winning? You still have loads of time. Fifty years, potentially. You could completely turn everything around. No need to rush just because everyone else is getting promoted, buying houses and becoming interesting. Everyone moves at their own pace. Some people peak early. Some peak later. Some never peak at all, but that’s fine too. You still have potential. In fact, having achieved less means you technically have more potential left. So relax. You’re young. You’ve still got it. And if you’re still saying that at 40, that’s fine. 40 is basically 30 anyway.
love having showers and feeling all clean
>>224883065can you still be the person you wanted to be as a kid? if you can, how is your life over?
>>224883346he's not wrong but this guy is insane
love rubbing my gay willy
>>224883357so you dont eat meat or eat vegetables okay
>>224883300scream
>>224883362Best dimmy cud do
>>224883362sc
>>224883369he makes me laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TseuoePz16g
>>224883382lmao he's actually retarded don't try to explain it to him
>>224883400*shei am trans
bro got a hair transplant lmao
>>224883390aw naur
>>224883395mad how people pay him for one to one consultations
i refuse to hurt russian women
>>224883065>>224883362None of the 20/30+ year olds when I was in my 20s cared this much about age tbf. That's a recent phenomenon.
>>224883414nigga didnt wanna know about plants until the reaper came calling
The funny thing about goatis is that he looks like a stereotypical vegan. Very soiboi aura about him.
>>224882056she looks great for her age but in a way that makes her look worselike an uglier young woman instead of a hot 40 year old
>>224883390bloody oath mate
>>224883395lol, I did carnivore for a year and a half btw, i did feel good and lost 12 kilos
>>224883459scr
smell of neglect
kisses? hmm? mwww-ahhhkisses?
>>224883468They're very nice
would you be happy with this as your state provided girlfriend?
>>224883362s
>>224883414natural hair transplant
>>224883468yep they got it right
>>22488336223 is old it's almost 25 which is almost like mid 20s
>>224883468that's a journal of plastic surgery so assume it's what most women want, but top left you can see the lower cheeks look terrible
>>224883468too big
This is brazy
>>224883468dogshit
>>224883503Seamus O'Houlihan
>>224883505need them arrested
>>224883482mousenonce would of loved this post can feel his tail wagging
you should be doing put down lines
>>224883488love girls like that
>>224883482*unzip*
>>224883520never understood the irish arse gimmic
>>224883488yh but looks like she stinks
>>224883451It's doomerism and a little bit of market reality. Hyde Wars got to me when I was 26-27. That attitude is the default here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKcs_qBaBk0ordered this
>>224883462i get what you mean, but also this screenshot i took wasn't the most flattering lol.Are you watching her stream?
>>224883488yes she is cute and pretty
Iran has moved 400 thousand soldiers to the border regions in the south due to a fear of an American land invasionIt's overWWIII has begun
walked through kelvingrove park the other day and saw a couple proper snogging on a bench. havent seen that since school. why would adults be doing that in a random place. maybe students that cant get space from roommates? maybe married people having an affair?
>>224883239
>>224883530shame he's dead now, of course
>>224883539Literally this
>>224883578wow mad that is loads
>>224883591no he's not
micro drones right up the arse
>>224883578begun, ww3 has
How will you react when Trump offers American citizenship in exchange for joining their military to fight in Iran?
one more week of freshers "week" ffsnottingham is bloody awful for rowdy students, just want to sleep without getting up by loud cunting students
>>224883578Mad how there was literally 0 reason for America to attack Iran yet here we are
>>224883578Trump is human scum. He's reneged on every promise he's made and shown himself to be a puppet of the Epsteins that traffick American children. He's a demon.
>>224883624would take it as im only 35 and have plenty of time
>>224883331
>>224883595ah yea i know that, didn't think we were still referencing this. thought you were implying irish lasses had small arses
>>224883631Acoustic laminated glass. Save up and have it installed
>>224883642that's 29 if you round aggressively
>>224883624why would I react to that
>>224883663lmao i'm renting mate
>>224883652>ah yea i know thatwe're anonymous, you know
mad how trump could have just invaded canada and hed be known as the best president of this century
I went to freshers week in the UK, you guys get trashed
Russia wonTroonkraine lost
>Rosemary "Rose" Lisa Wolfe Gotto, (born: April 5, 1986 (1986-04-05) [age 40]),[citation needed] better known online as Randytaylor69
>>224883707he'll do nothing
The Iraq War proved massively unpopular during its time and for a decade afterwards, and yet here we are again preparing to do the same type of war for oil and Israel all over again. It's mad how they just don't care about America.
>>224883631Quite your bitching and come out to Rock City lad!
>>224883555yes i amshe's still very pretty don't get me wrong
oppenheimer was apparently so annoying that when when faulkner met him at a function he just said the most offensive thing he could think of it so he wouldn't need to talk to him i think this really comes out in cillian murphy's performance . he was a pretentious know it all who quotes the bhagavad gita seriously
>>224883719the stalker doxxed her and posted everything on /g/iirc she was studying physics in london at the time and was dating this guy
russian girls should be cherishedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pK5IRa1e7A
trump has tried to cement his legacy by solving a foreign policy thing. he doesnt care which one but he has failed at every one so far
>she>hermates...
Kemi that’s not normal
sucking a lemsip
This gimp is a male escort FOR WOMEN and swindled one of them for $6,000,000What is your excuse again?
>>224883808im a neurotic shut in freak with severe social anxiety
>>224883808i'm not an escort
>>224883808my penis might be bigger
>>224883713winning so hard
>>224883834wasnt ukraine a biden project. why doesnt trump just wind it up
>>224883808I charge less
laughing about war on the internet shows you people are completely detached from reality. grew up playing video games and watching tv, thinking missiles and armies are just like in the fiction you consume.
sir move it move it
>>224883878s
>>224883867boohoo nigga
sex
Rorke rushing bomb and getting his head blown smoove off
what determines beauty?pro tip: it's not the eye of the beholder
>>224883867*drone strikes you*
war. what is it good for?
>>224883808>swindled one of them for $6,000,000the women that hire male escorts are some combination of old, ugly, fat, mentally ill or retarded. this man's ideal job is one where the woman's vag is not literally rottingyou would be better off alone
>>224883889ZERO tits ffs
>>224883889she looks like the kind of lady that would grab a kitchen knife during an argument
now they'll be begging those racist flag shaggers to join and fight to defend their evil woke tyranny
>>224883891symmetry, proportion, big boobs and ass
they're hondosing you sis...
>>224883808Twp just like me
There's no way it was actually six million
epsom bath salts bath time
honwanker (whatever tf a hon is) fucking loves his reddit troons
>>224883867we need a wilfred owen the modern warfare crying about how the xbox controller he uses to fly drones isn't ergonomic enough
>>224883968her* reddit troons
>>224883949qui?!
>>224883949All the historians say it was so who am I to question it
they won't be getting those hormones when the war startsno antidepressants either. prepare for freakouts when millions of people go into withdrawal at once
star trek sex with shran
>>224883919according to science, this is the perfect gluteus maximumjanitor this is sfw science posting btw
Denise Richards in Wild Thing was peak sex
>>224883991hormones don't give you withdrawal symptoms as they're not addictive
>>224883968he's profoundly physically and mentally disabled
>>224884004trvke
>>224883888you are a child either physically or mentally
>>224884004
>>224883997unc really thought this was tuff
still up seething?
>>224884049lol
>>224883808sugar mommies hate me
you've been spamming translater screenshots for over 12 hours hon
>>22488383499.8% interception rateukraine has 0%
>>224884072it's heathermong
>>224884010i didn't say that but you're wrong anyway
>>224884049
>>224884049sc
>>224884031she was perfect
Bradhon
>>224884084just a horrible looking thing
>>224883899it made britain rich
>>224884079nah it's west yorkshire nonce
>>224884020>>224884052>>224884072To be honest you’re both profoundly dogshit posters but at least West Yorkshire admits he’s a tranny waster. You make it everyone elses problem that you’re too much of a fanny to troon out
war turned mussolini from a socialist to a fascist few historians recount this
>>224884084Imagine trying to have conversation with this cunt and he starts doing this every time you speak
>>224883899naught
>>224884121bizarre post
>>224884094Yes
>>224884140Not wrong though is it?You must have posted about wanting to be a girl or want to troon out hundreds of times
think you all have a lot of growing up to do
>>224884121Grow up nigga
TRANNY FIGHT
Why do women like this make my willy feel funny
there's no such thing as a trans personit's impossible to be trans
>>224884171freudian
iambic pentameter is such a scam
shrink down
bitches with a bob always the freakiest
if the biomass is just as british as us they'll volunteer for service at equal rates right?
>>224884179got me a grade 9 gcse english just mentioning that
any boro birds in?
>>224884196well no
>>224884196who is volunteering for service
Life raped me
>>224884219me
>>224884196browns drop everything and start running at the sound of firecrackers, can't make an army out of that.
>>224884196nah cuz im pakistani so i wont fight you get me
>>224884175 me mam dontt look like that
>>224884196ye but that means hardly at all
>>224883891pretty eyes
i thought you couldn't see the gay reddit flags unless you had them yourself
>>224884229mug
>>224884084what is this facial expression supposed to convey
>>224884247just a very brown image really
>>224884228You let it rape you
>>224884268just a very brown flag you have really
this "spanish" poster has severe mental illness
>>224884228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk
>>224884251Some people install it and edit the extension to just see themIt's open source
everyoneat 11pmmake a soijack face!!!
>>224884293no you’re just a retard
>>224884148scream girl has a cuter face in my opinion
:0
>>224884298oh right, that makes sense. thanks
>>224884293he's a commie and all ffs
this is me now
>>224884343haha soyjak
New>>224884352
being soy is cool now. gen z has flipped the script
>>224884354:O