Sumerian civilization edition
is the strait open yet
>>224887218Cute
I'm not diagnosed but there are loose screws
>>224887236I don't look like that
>>224887226strait into my bussy
>>224887236i will look like this in 7 years
>>224887234thats where jason gets all of his pickles from
I remember when /cum/ was good
>>224887260fuck you
>>224887260We need to bring back the Triumvirate, Jason, Urkel, and Ale
>>224887260The guy who posted this is sucking my penis
corrrrr would inseminate dat burd from normal peoplefer now?trip tae poop-ranch
>>224887274Shiddington I drank too much
Currently doing a 3-hour long company training online
corrr just squeezed out a brown-skinned pakistani brappwurst-under-nazedidnaepropa lush dat wunfinkin' garn procure anudda kitkat sharpish
We have to see DIGGER in Imax and support Tom Cruise
>>224887310It's getting bad reviews
timothy voyage has lost possession of his yiddish cup so i shan't be seeing digger
>>224887310looks utter shit pal
Changed my name to Bartholomew Rakeesh Diksookdeep
>>224887293drinking is not conducive tae good poopinghamshires
>>224887221i'm skinnyfat
>>224887334phwiar sounds like what just cane out me arse
>>224887336How many miles did you run today?
>>224887341You're skat
india used to have a good global perception. it was seen as an exotic and spiritual land full of friendly people. that is no longer the case.
>>224887336Puppycock
If Zelensky truly had any balls he would just drone strike the Kremlin and the State Duma constantly
>>224887352nat sure, fink around 22-24
https://youtu.be/nWipcZDMjN8tonight's jewtube
>>224887358Only by young boomers
>>224887358China is the same way
>>224887356
>>224887260Which era?
>>224887370Crazy how wrong boomers were about everything
>>224887358That's only because the internet wasn't a thing
>>224887310>Satirical black comedyInto the garbage it goes
>>224887372Zoomers overly glaze China
334 days And I’m still mad
I would suck chinas fucking tiny little dick
>>224887212>No-one walks for a second time at the place where a lion has eaten a man.Ancient Sumerian Proverb
>>224887412Grim
>>22488739960 IQ thirdies*
comedy gold rock stein's face eating food prepared by hand in the most unhygienic manner possible by indian street vendor den at end of segment he asks his indian guide to tell the vendor to stop giving him food. bro looked like bout to throw up. i would toohave no desire to go to india
>>224887430Same, it’s one of the few countries that I can say there is no reason whatsoever to visit
>>224887420Yes, most are retarded BRICS third worldists but there's another subset who are stupid leftists>did you guys know China has 95% housing ownership??? Because no capitalism o algo!
>>224887420a lot of white far right people praise China
I love china because its totalitarian
>>224887370They had the tourism propaganda but none of the real world contact. It's easy to like india if you believe it's just quirky religions, yoga, butter chicken and bollywood.
Getting a new tire award
have you guys seen china at night? its like they are living in the future!
>>224887450You drive a moped?
>>224887432>there is no reason whatsoever to visitIdk they gotta have some interesting nature and historical stuff, too bad about all the poos everywhere.
Typed out a large email to a woman whom I particularly hate but then I realized sending it would just make me look unhinged
>>224887439A lot of people in Chiapas fuck goats
>>224887467Being self-aware is always good
>>224887467good introspection
>>224887470You would fuck goats if they were sexy
>>224887453No a car, a tire of mine was ripped open by an underwater motorcycle rack on a flooded freeway last week
>>224887490New hadith just dropped
Really hate it when they censor their face, I need to know if they are an uggo before I hire them
>>224887510
this shocked and amazed millennials when they saw it
>>224887212the first jew
>>224887528Now post the one where Muhammad gets raped by shadowy figures
I saw the prophet eating chicken
These cost 1850 USD
>>224887528The internet discovering how retarded and evil the talmud & hadiths are has been very gemmy
>>224887539
>>224887539he ate more chicken than a man ever seen
My favorite anti-Islam channel is NabiAsli1
>>224887537Even before jews were really a thing Semites were always considered money-grubbing and prone to avarice by their regional neighbours.
O you who believe! Do not enter the Prophet’s houses unless permission is given to you for a meal, without waiting for its preparation. But when you are invited, enter; and when you have eaten, disperse without lingering for conversation. Indeed, that [behaviour] was troubling the Prophet, and he is shy before you; but Allah is not shy of the truth...
preeing a beautiful english rose atm the moment
The prophet said upon his wife in the presence of Amir Khalifa Bin Shitiya>Bitch! Do the dishes before I lash you!
>hurr durr islam le bad because it is not feminist and doesn't worship women! ;(
>>224887589Female circumcision in Islam is genuinely disgusting and far worse then male circumcision
Leave the gun, take the cannelloni
>>224887589Well it's also bad because most of their countries are backwards because of their religion
Lads, I just went to get some drinks and started talking with the Mexicana tending bar. She started telling me about a different drinking establishment likes to hang out at, identifying it by name. Does this mean she was hitting on me?Please say yes.
>>224887589whomst doth thy quoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0
>>224887612FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
>>224887612that's where she's gonna set you up to be kidnapped for ransom by the cartel.
Not a fan of Islam but the Yemenis seem really cool and their country looks comfy
I live in a fairly big city but I want to move to a even bigger one cause they have places open 24 hours, in my city everything closes at 9 or 10 which sucks
>>224887638You can marry a child in Yemen legally
>>224887649>You can marry a child in Yemen legallyThey're the most spiritually Hillbilly Arabs I can think of:>live in mountains and deserts>loves to chew on a mild, organic, leaf-based drug that functions as their cash crop>strong sense of an honor culture, known for family feuds>general love of guns and weapons>incest and child marriage not uncommon in more obscure corners>mocked by their neighbors as much as they are feared but are surprisingly nice and hospitable people
>>224887589They do worship women though, women can't fight in wars and have to have men paying for everything
>>224887638Yemen is a straight up failed state but Houthis are mogging Saudi nepobabies and that makes them based.
>>224887589>putting your womyn in a sheet and allowing her to have a stay at home lifestyle isn’t worshipuhhh sexist much
Sometimes i tuck my penis into my ass and start screaming in a very feminine sexy way
>>224887693>Yemen is a straight up failed stateObviously but I'm talking more about the culture/geography. Minus the war it seems like a nice place by shithole standards and historically it's always been known a sleepy, relaxed corner of the world known for coffee, architecture, and cuisine.
>>224887718I mean, it was pretty important 15 centuries ago....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himyar
How come we always talk about hyper masculinity but never hyper feministy
>jason thinks this is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EvJof5teidQ
yt pipo be like:https://voca.ro/15vauT6Qs8wn
>>224887746Same reason we always talk about young men moving farther to the right but never once about women moving even further to the left
>>224887767I was talking more about women with huge tits and ass
>>224887771It's the same thing nigga, women are never viewed as the problem.
>>224887749Clutch mentioned
>>224887746femininity not feministy
born to winforced to lose
Forced to shit pontNo pont to shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8JyxYX_Ao
>>224887870>image100% a latinx foid made that lol
ate all the snacks in the house and i brushed my labubu so much it left a bald spot
>>224887900Anon is mentally disabled, not in the funny or mean way, but in the sad way.
>>224887900hey shortstein
>>224887870Would YOU take SweatyCookie5112 on a date to Applebee's?
i guess height in a man is translatable to weight in his looksmatch. so if you’re only a little above average height your looksmatch is only a little below average weight ie a 150 lb blob instead of a 165 lb blob. only at 6’3 and above do you start matching with something of a healthy weight
>>224887912im mentally capable >>224887913hi
>>224887931so what was momberg making?
>>224887930You could be 5'11 and landwhales would still reject you lol
>>224887947she made a full chicken but i didnt like it so im starving tonight
/cum/ respects all women
tfw no gftfw shitty jobtfw low incometfw no friends
>>224887961I respect that one negro juror more
>>224887961
>>224887952what was wrong with it?
I'm gay and autistic
>>224887981hahaha hell yeah dude
>>224887930you're gay and retarded for using your time to think about this instead of anything else
>>224887966we are your friends
hating women is basically what we are all about
https://litter.catbox.moe/mjes8f.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/mjes8f.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/mjes8f.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/mjes8f.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/mjes8f.mp4
>>224887991but youre not real
>>224887966Literally me (except I have like the exact median income).
>>224887966Past a certain age, friends are harder to get than a gf or decent job.
This edible got me feeling like jurassic Park 5 (never seen it)
>>224888018but I dont have a GF OR a decent job
>>224887974the quality of the meat was not good i wish she made me fried chicken again
>>224888026They are still possibilities
>>224887539Did he also demanded that you lick his fingers?
>>224888031in THIS economy?
>>224888018A job yes, but how can you acquire a gf before normal friends? It seems like the latter requires the former.
>>224888062You are living in the only country that has not been completely decimated since the Holocough. However bad you think the economy is at home I guarantee it's worse abroad.
>>224888069>how can you acquire a gf before normal friendsYou use the internet and she doesn't realize what a friendless freak you are until it's already too far into the relationship to dump you for it.
>>224887966I think I’m just gonna give up and fully embrace being trailer trash
>>224888018I guess it’s possible to skip being friends and just wife up a coworker/strangerbut inevitably most relationships are from acquaintances through friends
>Doctor Jeetstein canceled tomorrows appointment Go fuck yourself
>>224888086if by the internet you mean dating apps, I am hideously ugly and never get matches
this ever happen to you
Got back from the beach. Got a bunch of wood for my mum's garden.
Non troll estimate $1 USD equals $1.60 CAD by EOY
>>224888049It's amazing how truly retarded this guy is and yet he has approval ratings higher than pretty much anyone in Canadian history. Perhaps we deserve to be destroyed.
Canada AI superpower 2026!
>>224888140I beat you by one second lol >>224888139
>>224888132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoV52WsmDG4
>>224888139>>224888140leaf mind>>224888135and the troll estimate?
>>224888135Fairly normal
>>2248881521 USD equals 450 cad by end of year thanks to Carney
>>224888135Did you know we are the most bet against/shorted currency in the world? Even passing the Japanese Yen? We're reaching levels of over that shouldn't even be possible.
>>224888130I have no idea what's happening in Panel 3.
>>224888159That's pretty bad that would mean that the outlook of the Canadian economy is bleak because it's never been that high
I came
>>224888159>one or two cents lower than the all-time low in history against the USD>fairly normalStandards keep plummeting here
as the only /cum/ poster who has actually been to mexico, i can tell you they have a lot of stray dogs down there. also in the 90s if you ordered a pepperoni pizza they'd just cut up a hotdog weiner and and call that pepperoni. they are crafty devils.
Orangeman wants the Canadian dollar to be stronger cause our weaker currency incentives buying our exports
>>224888194*gives you a high five*
>>224888169It makes sense to everybody but Canadians. Your country doesn't really produce anything of value to anybody besides the United States so to have an economic argument with your biggest trading partner is really more disadvantageous to Canadians than it is to Americans
>>224888197Yes and the only reason we haven't had total currency collapse is because the high price of crude keeps our dogshit dollar from being worthless
>>224888185The EU will save us thoughever
>>224888203Everyone here who isn't a boomer or CBC viewer knows this. Unfortunately our boomers are the most mind-raped people in human history and will unironically claim Canada is the leader of the Free World now or a leading AI power if the TV says so.
>>224888196i wish there was a lot of stray cats instead of a lot of stray dogs, like in Turkey
>>224888185Not necessarily, our GDP growth is double the US right now
>>224888211You guys will be driving Citroens, smoking Gauloises and importing Moroccans now like proper Europeans
Why does trump want dollar parity with us though
>>224888241So our exports aren't cheaper than US domestic goods
If I fail the CNA course I am probably giving up on life because if I can't make it through cna I can't even be a pilot
>>224888236That's not true the current rate is about .7 to 1.2 in Canada, in the United States it's 5.1
>>224888236> Headline figures mask underlying weaknesses; Canada's long-term living standards and per-capita GDP have lagged significantly behind the U.S. over recent years. > July 2026 monthly GDP flatlined with zero growth, and the economy subsequently shed 42,000 jobs in August, pushing unemployment to 6.4%> Economists warn that Q2's 3.3% annualized pace is an isolated rebound rather than a sign of a sustained economic boom.Stop believing CBC slop nigga
>>224888241Because he's retarded
>>224888241strong canadian dollar will save the floundering burger dollar when he invades canada
>>224888255MANY such cases!
>>224888241Disincentive offshoring
>>224888221Canadians are built for CBC
Just for the record, if you ever say that you "listen to everything", I assume you mean everything fairly popular, including top 40s pop, rap, country, Bon Jovi, maybe even Metallica when you're feeling edgy.
>>224888264Well they do keep raping us endlessly
don't like having a stoner beard, have to shave every day nigga
>>224888251In Q2 we did double it, will probably end up lower but I think its decent considering the economic warfare we've been dealing with from Trump
I listen to GG Allen while taking a shit in the middle of a Target
>>224888249being a pilot might unironically be easier thoughYou’re essentially just a bus driver with a y axis
>>224888280>"listen to everything"Nobody who says this ever means it, they are either trying to be vague in front of a new person to avoid being judged or think everything means all the top 40 music
>>224888280me, I listen to 50's hard bop, bluegrass and japanese prog rock
>>2248882515.1%? Where the fuck did you get that
>>224888301I am saying why should I bother trying to be a pilot you can tell by talking to me I am 60 IQ at 23 I struggle to even get a CNA certificate
>>224888203>Your country doesn't really produce anything of value to anybody besides the United StatesFertilizer and sweet crude retard
*sour crudesorry>>224888280Has a very different meaning on 4chan
What's the point of free healthcare if all the doctors are jeets?
>>224888338The United States is already the biggest fertilizer producer in the world and the United States is also the biggest sweet crude producer in the world. AKA I'm right!
>>224887930What kind of girl is looksmatch for a 5'7" 130lbs manlet?
jason btfo!https://youtu.be/0VWmA5nCTrM
>>224888355Did all the white doctors move to America?
Did you know Obama was known as the Deporter in Chief
Quit gooning
>>224888327There probably will be some economic downturn but the exports tariffed around 30 billion dollars worth or exports, we export 726 billion a year, less than 5% of our exports. So I think we could increase trade with Europe and Asia to mitigate it. Will be tough but I think our economy will eventually adjust, the US isn't the only country that buys things.
>>224888338Don't ask who we sell this to though
>>224888366Yes
>>224888355For now the jeet doctors tend to service the jeet communities, which keeps them somewhat away from the non-jeet population. For now. The problem is the emergency room, mainly. You might get a jeet there as most doctors do rotations in the ER on occasion especially if they are new out of med school and residency.
>>224888373>So I think we could increase trade with Europe and Asia to mitigate itNotice how when people bring this up they can never explain how that would happen. Is everybody else just going to suddenly want stuff from Canada?
Jerked off to the Archangel Michael
>>224888373>So I think we could increase trade with Europe and Asia to mitigate it. I hope you are boomer aged to be believing this stuff
>>224888392but thats a dude
>>224888390Why do Americans buy our stuff?
Why do canadians lose hockey games?
>>224888401You're purposely being obtuse.
>>224888305Gay asf just like kang of the hell
>>224888338In order to ramp up export of crude to Europe we would need a new pipeline that goes trough Quebec and those green faguetes will never allow it.
>>224888411Adjectives are not arguments
>>224888414bluegrass is high test, based and trad. Jazz filters midwits, zoomers and urkelkin
>>224888397He looks womanly in the depictions of him fighting Satan
Honestly I am using the fact I got forced into the CNA program if I fail.it I won't bother with flight school
>>224888415They already agreed to build a pipeline albeit
Canada genuinely has no future and all this talk in recent years about diversifying is just PR for boomers. When 2028 comes around our government will completely forget all its Anti-Americanism once again.
>>224888428u never mentioned jazz>urkelkinjazz is blacker than black
>>224888420To answer your question more directly the only reason that happens is because Canada is a place of convenience much like Mexico. The reason the Mexican peso and economy is currently strong is because unlike Canada they were willing to negotiate
>>224888394Or maybe we should call you the annexcuck jewleaf
>>224888443I'm sorry youre retarded and dont know what hard bop is, anon
Turn off my pager then quickly relax my feetHotel unknown drinking brew watching sesame street
>>224888444Canada has a stronger currency and economy than Mexico though
>>224888446You are not White albeit, you disgrace Canada by being here no less than a jew or jeet.
>>224888457your autistic
Honestly I should give up on flight school anons unfortunately I am 23 and it takes years to be s pilot and by time I even get to be a commerical pilot id be 28 or 30 if lucky or maybe in mid 35s when I start also I am a complete and utter useless human being
>pagerunc still living in the early 00's
>>224888464You are literally so painfully obvious you have to be a third worlder.
>doesnt know jazz models but considers himself an expert on jazz>calls other people autistickekaroo
BBC on the log
>>224888468im 26 barely deciding on a career for the 30th time. quit being a bitch.
>>224888387The problem is all major cities are becoming jeet communities>>224888434It's been a year and a half of Carneymania and nothing has progressed.
you have to admit, Charles Manson had aura
>>224888444Mexico is a developing country, gdp growth is easier, plus Orangeman tariffed Mexico too, they are still in place. Orangeman wanted authority over foreign investment in our infrastructure projects, no way could we agree to that.
log in the terlit
>>224888485Look why would I bother you can tell by talking to me why I am depressed I am such a useless fuck up longest job I held was 120 days
>>224888487Things don't get built instantly who knew
>>224888462It doesn't. The Mexican peso went from being one US dollar equaled 20.56 to 17.22. the equivalent of that would be if the cad somehow went from what it is currently to the US dollar to 1.10 cad equals 1 usd
>>224888482i never said that, youre on the spectrum big time
>>224888475>Jeetposter got mad about making fun of jeetposters and actually screencapped itThose in shit houses shouldn't throw cow dung rajesh!
so many shitty posts this evening one of you faggots better make a good post soon
>>224888415Boats nigga>>224888357>The United States is already the biggest fertilizer producer in the world and the United States is also the biggest sweet crude producer in the world...and Trump has fucked us hard by waging trade wars against Europe and India who are the primary importers of these goods
>>224888500i've only worked like 4 months total in my entire life
Please annex me daddy trump my sissy fuckhole needs a annexin'!
>>224888504>you never mentioned jazz>uh ok you did but uh...youre autisticretarded AND has alzheimerssad!
>>224888444That is true it is convenient, buy its possible to ship to Europe, we ship more to Europe more than what Trump tariffed
>>2248885021 CAD is 12 pesos though. We have a stronger currency. I won this debate
>>224888507
>>224888514Redditjeet, let's not spoil the thread with another of your melties
>>224888507Lmfao based shit-box. I fucking hate those dunefag vehicles, racers whateverthefuck they are called.
>>224888509And how will the oil get from Alberta to the boat?
>>224888502That makes their currency worth more than ours? Lay off the weed
>>224888471I was quoting this song from 1999https://youtu.be/Gh2yNTK619w?si=MGWvU06tVaPvah12
>>224888534>how will the oil get from Alberta to the boat?Pipeline to Churchill
>>224888534We're building a pipeline
>>224888515Noo, autistic kid. I never said I was an expert on anything.
>>224888529No of course, we wouldn't want to get in the way of your servility towards America and Israel or your incessant jeet spam. Continue, we'll keep monitoring the annexation and Albertan statehood.
>>224888534Mental how our "anti-American" contingent won't allow us to build infrastructure to sell our oil to anyone who isn't American.
I'll build a pipeline in your butt nigga
>>224888549
>>224888557Keystone X-small
>>224888550>Jeet talking about servility to IsraelNigga your kind worships jews and America lol
Mental how Canada is the 10th largest economy in the world. What are the other countries even doing
>>224888526>>224888535I'm arguing on the basis of economic outlook not just the mere value of the currency retard anons
>>224888569Eleventh. Brazil is higher than us
>>224888565Nigga you want to be sissified and fucked by both of those shitholes
>>224888507>>224888532Side by sides are the bane of the offroading community
>>224888576Bro read what he said then your reply
>>224888569We're 11th now, BRAZIL passed us.
>>224888559That is surface level knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmP7TYtDVUUGuy behind me in geometry class used to play this once a day. It goes without saying, but he was a massive toolbox.
>>224888591your mom is surface level knowledge
>>224888584Nobody here is talking about that, except you, and in an INCREDIBLY homosexual way redditjeet.
To me it looks like Orangeman failed in Iran, so he was looking for a quick W against us, but that also failed
>>224888581>>224888589Just learned Brazil has 200 million people. What the fuck i thought they had like 50
>>224888588Look at a wall and then proceed to bash your head against it till you die for the sake of other Canadians
>geometry class
>>224888600This is gonna be another reminder to you specifically jewleaf, you are not welcome here. Your kind are persona non grata on this planet, so either find a new one or sleep in the bed you've made.
>>224888603The northernmost point of Brazil is closer to Canada than the Southernmost point of Brazil, it's a big country.
Brampton. lmfao
>>224888565indians are insufferable holy shit they literally have to insert themselves into EVERY SINGLE SPACE imaginable what the fuck is their problem
>>224888600wtf he looks white af
i rate this 7.5/10
>>224888610That one isn't even me, you're slippin' redditjeet!
Wow, just... this is a bad one.It really takes a lot for me to pull out the white girl deliberate punctuation.I don't see this place ever coming back because it's been 3+ years of these garbage threads.
>>224888603the poorer and browner the country, the more people it will inevitably haveMexico has 133 million which seems fucking insane
No one likes you jewleaf Im with redditjeet on this one
>>224888628>I've been found out!
>>224888629why do they always make it so obvious?
>>22488862990% of Xitter at least is blue checkmark bots in thirdie countries farming those tweet engagement pay bonuses
>>224888629its funny how Blump's talking heads can be this out of touch and MIGA is still stupid enough to vote for them
>>224888642Twitter boomers with their avocado toast whinging is one of the many reasons they will be shown no mercy in the coming struggles. They ought to be the most worried, they're the most vulnerable segment of the population at this point and their money will do them absolutely no good if the bottom falls out.
Time to drink three cups of water before bed
>$800 shoesgramps trippin' major nutsack
>>224888648If you guys don't have trials and executions down there you are beyond all hope
>>224888640You don't even deny you are redditjeet anymore, 'member when you used to pretend?
Jeet street vendors be like>Saar dis poop in jar with butter. Best in India! *Throws onions and masala on it*
ive been looking for a gf so if youre a girl let me know
>>224888661You switched it from Redditpaki presumably because your abject jewishness was becoming too obvious. It's still too obvious by the way.
>>224888665This is science saar, the pee mixes with the poo and milk.
>>224888657really makes me think jan 6th and the counterculture hippie movement were inside jobs, because the most the general public here musters is collecting seashells to protest on a beach or standing in front of the kennedy center
Would you have slightly more respect for jeets if they explicitly started killing boomers and only the boomers
>>224888664>>224888664>>224888664
>>224888672>randomly insulting pakisNigga not even trying to seem non-Indian anymore.
>>224888678No.
NEW>>224888686>>224888686
>>224888692pussy loserget rekt
>>224888653I too enjoy waking up 3 times in 7 hours to pee and then being exhausted for an entire day from not sleeping properly.
