Phil Collins ediah
>early>ediahdumbass
janny won't be happy about this
>>224887695how small is it?
>>224887700he'll do nothing
>SU SU SU SUSSUDIO>*shitty casio horns playing*AHAHAHAHA holy shit, whoa, thanks a lot Phil, for your groundbreaking musicMeanwhile Peter Gabriel even when he made pop music blow everything Phil Collins was doing.
>>224887717shut the fuck up dickhead
that retarded beaner made a new even though this one is already up
why has everyone stopped posting?
>>224887706why don't you come over and find out
ummy ummy
>>224887415>>224887590Anyone got the link to this video? I can’t find it
>>224887811we were posting in the old x
>>224887832https://youtu.be/u4XceBcjGo4
>>224887851flumpf
screechingif you had one of those you'd give it up for adoption lads, aye?then again I don't think you can tell until they're like 4 and you've already fallen in love with ittragicTRAGIC
an irish funeral is more fun than a british wedding
>>224887865Ktim but I didn’t batter my mum
I smoke dee weed, dee ganja erb.
>>224887893pussy
>>224887887how would you know bruce
I love you.
>>224887922ew, gay
>>224887922ok
>>224887922I love you.
>>224887660>Failed as a roofer >Failed as a landscaper >Failed as a line cook >Failed as a maitance and grounds keeper >Failed college >About to fail this course Why should I live?
Can you help us find Hunni?Hunni, aged 13, was last seen in Oak Flats on Thursday, 17 September 2026.
>>224887901Don’t believe in hitting women me
Lots of similarity between Scottish and Australians. Both are regarded as rebellious and fiercely independent but both lick the boots of whoever is in power.
MY LEGS
>Lots of similarity between Scottish and Australians. Both are regarded as rebellious and fiercely independent but both lick the boots of whoever is in power
I love poo.
off to the krusty krab, y'all want anything?
>>224888030how many times are you going to post this
I fucked Ted.
>>224887969she looks a bit like a bird i went to school with
Goodnight chaps
>>224888041Literally only been posted once before you weirdo
>>224888063you've been posting the same failed burnham meme for months now mate i've seen the archives and you only got one pity kek over it and you've been trying ever since to recreate that magic
>>224888044the bear?
I never understood why people tell me that if I kill myself my family will never forget it but I think they will I haven't talked to anyone but my sister and my aunt in months. I don't think they truly would give a fuck
>>224888076Yeah because every Burnham poster is the same personSchizo
>>224888088they would
Ruby sopping wet blonde fanny. She's rubbing her clit furiously reading my posts on /brit/.
>>224888088of course they would remember a family member killing themself
>>224888117ruby has never had a sexual thought in her life
i'm smarter than all of you
>>224888137hasn't met me yet
everybody is jealous of phil collins. sad little freaks in the music wish they were half as decent as him
>>224888121>>224888103I am such a burden so I don't call anyone else for a reason but my aunt still checks on me but I think she does because we are family. I think as awful of a human being I am I should die
>>224888137All women masturbate and are highly sexual. Some just hide it better than others.
>>224888165you wish, creep
>>224888160you're not a burden
>>224888179I said women not troons you retard.
is jk rowling still canceled?
>>224888189I fail at everything and I don't have anything meaningful in my old age I told my cousin my plans after I gave him my old manga
>>224888231ktim except the cousin and manga stuff
>>224888244I mean I think about how at 20 Alexander the great conquered the world while I am a loser
>>224888231>in my old agethis nigga is 23 years old btw
>>224888291Doesn't change anything someone like me is too far gone I made a vow if I fail this course I am taking I am hanging myself because I can't be a pilot if I fail this
>>224888260alexander the great was a greek prince who was born in like 300 bc why would you compare yourself to himcome on
>>224888295im 25 and a shut in neet
>>224888295get a clue and go to the psych ward or something
>>224888295obviously you can't be a pilot either way so relax
>>224888303>>224888308>>224888340>>224888346I mean that's my dream besides being a train operator
>>224888346odd image
>>224888303Well teddy Roosevelt was doing badass shit
when are zoomers going to get out of this lil bro phase? Arent the oldest ones like 28 now?
>>224888386teddy roosevelt's dad was a literal millionaire businessman
just drank some water #water
>>224888409Still why should I bother trying to be a pilot if at my old age I can't get a course right that a 2nd grader could do
Imagine ripping those pajamas off of her tiny body and doing torrid sex to her!
>>224888149Maybe, but I have more heart and soul
>>224888455you are 3 years off being a teenager you are not old
Just got out the night church Was sat in front of a LION the man sang full throttle opera mode and shook my hand with vice grip
ruby is mentally deteriorating isnt she
>>224888524yeah :/
>>224888491Look by the time I get the chance to he in Flight school I will be 24 which is very old to be getting my license
>>224888455can't be a pilot if you're suicidal, you won't get passed the psych screening
>>224888543I can honestly I passed i already
last week he was training to be a nurse.
>>224888533You're good chief.
>>224888556He's a mong that posts here to beg for yous
finally 8c out there, t-shirt and shorts weather
>>224888558that's him done
i should go to bed, it's late.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PowfUTy3qtg
>>224887660CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS THE LAND OF CONFUSION?
>>224888556Still am training btw I got stuck in this accelerated program
>>224888524She just like me fr
Last week you said you were training to be a nurse, and that you failed to be a construction apprentice after you couldn't follow instructions. Now you're going to be a pilot?
Might get saved
>>224888599I mean fuck it I might as well try I passed the physical shockingly only thing I had to do was get my eyes checked
they should build a third world trade center
>>224888568it was seriously a bit chilly today, it's crazy how the weather turns so quickly
I'm such a fucking loser it's actually just embarrassing Really ought to just kill myself
>>224888622aye
>>224888626grow up
>>224888638why do you keep saying that, what do you think growing up means
>>224888622stop being so harsh on yourselfthis goes to 90% of /brit/ posters as well
>>224888622You and me both
>>224888622Get to it then, cunt. Chop chop.
>>2248886581. You are posting on a proxy website botnet that hosts child porn, and selected the argentina flag available. You do this for attention because you have a personality disorder and no friends in real life. You are emotionally immature and needy. Grow up2. The fact you thought screenshotting this factoid was funny, also indicates you're mentally immature, grow up.
>>224888683schizo meltdown
>>224888683Him: done
>>224888599I'd like to add that I was never an apprentice I was a Labor man who did roofing and landscaping
>>224888669I'm a shut in and every day is hellI'm honestly scared of the afterlife though
>>224888683Done him.
>>224888683woah man, you're like, a super detective.
Thing is what makes me a loser is that I just suck as a human being because imagine being such a retard you can't be a roofer
>>224888697i'm a shut in as well and i think you should chill out
I RANG THE BELL BUT NO ONE'S COMING TO HELPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLrvEQn3Bjs
good morning i hate women
>kills 10,000 brit posters
>>224888697It's real and you should be Get church Get saved
>>224888622nobody likes to be told this but there is a lot of truth in it. Other people have been dealt a worse hand in life and they've managed to do well for themselves and live good lives, so if they could, why not you too?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Iev-Fenic
>>224888722I've been having existential dread on and off for months One night I drove to this high as fuck bridge and stood looking over the edge for a while
>>224888727i retrrospect it was a bit of an overreaction to shoot up that fast food place because they stopped serving breakfast. Boomers were something else
>>224888735Kys you evangelicuck faggot.
>>224888729back to bed with you
>>224888735I honestly think about devoting my life to the church sometimes
>>224888753yes mam
>>224888763how do you shit standing up like this, i reckon it would be really uncomfortable.
Currently watching anime and pondering my future white male, asian female empire
>>224888729rude
>>224888763Mad how India's international reputation was just completely and utterly eviscerated in the past 20 years.People used to like them in the 90s.
>>224888748no wonder you're depressed. Have you ever taken an honest moment on introspection and considered why you're so suicidal and depressed, how it may have something to do with the strongly held beliefs you currently hold?
Honestly think medical scrubs I have are comfy
>>224888783You have to remember that that's because it was pre-internet
>>224888786Does babbling in tongues and wailing like a maniac in the middle of your church seriously provide you any kind of spiritual fulfillment?
anyone remembers that movie where it's an indian man and a tiger in the middle of the ocean? i loved it
>>224888741It wasn't just because they stopped serving breakfast. It was a commentary on how the customer is no longer dictating terms. They're being TOLD what to buy and when to buy it. Moreover, what they're getting isn't what they're told they'll be receiving. It's sub par garbage, they're lying to your face and you're paying them for the insult.It was a commentary on the apathy of wageslaves, and that even if you find a good egg like Sheila you'll always find she's over-ruled by the corporate dregs like Rick - arriving just in time to make sure things stay as awful as possible.
Downloading overwatch to play with the American proto gf
My lifes kind of kino when i go outside Like naked 1993 but i dont shag or drink
I suffer from resting bitch face
>>224888783their entire reputation was built around Apu
Some gnarly toots and parps have been exiting my fart hold today. Not sure what has gotten into me
i have chud fatigue
>>224888800Evangelicals are strange, yeah. But when you're on the precipice of death and looking down at that bridge, Jesus will save you if you speak to him. He loves you and cares about you.
>>224888827>I love you and care about you.>But if you don't worship me I will cast you the deepest depths of hell where you will be burned and tortured non-stop for all eternity.Yeah, nah nigga, I ain't doing that shit.
>>224888825reddit is right next door
>>224888806I know. It just hasn't aged very well because the message is ultimately crybaby boomer customer entitlement. They created this managerial state, after all.
>>224888825
unusually skinny and frequent poos lately
Cant never wear specs in the cityThe streets eat you alive if you wear glasses Contact lenses. Always. >>224888827Truth nuke Plus im Catholic he's just havin a mental elf
>>224888839Thats not how faith works, young man. Why don't you consider giving Christianity an honest assessment yourself without your silly reddit greentext godjaks and cartoons and red herrings and youtube slopcasts, yeah? Why don't you read the actual Bible and use your brain to come to an honest assessment. Or jump off the bridge LOL
I have to be up in 6 hours.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4
Your mother is the whore of Babylon
>>224888852looked into getting contacts again but apparently my eyes have gotten worse since I last had them and I'd have to custom order really expensive ones to get a strong enough prescription
>>224888856I was the bridge guy The guy you were replying to was someone else
>>224888839God's love is unconditional. Lord saves everybody and he forgives past sins. We are his children. But just like your Father if you piss me off he's going to punish you, Christianity isnt a customer service call centre mate
>>224888888
>>224888889how bad does your attention span have to be that you need an audiobook of a comic book
>>224888884My dad was irreligious and died 25 years ago because he succumbed to his drug addictions and overdosed.I can't follow any religion which tells me "Your dad is burning in hell for all eternity because he didn't follow our religion".Any religion which doesn't let me see my dad in the afterlife is seriously fucked up and not worth following.
>>224888906bad enough that I didn't finish reading your dogshit post
>>224888874I think I've seen some of your posts a few times on different nights, I fell asleep when you responded to me last week so I'm sorry about that. I was the poster that was telling you that you needed to keep a routine, are you the lad that said hes been on PIP for 17 years?
Im evil and cowardly
>>224888909sorry for your loss
>>224888920No you have me muddled up with someone elseI do suicide post somewhat frequently thoughbeit
>>224888909I'm being genuine with you in this response, but you realise that this "burning in hellfire" yank shite has nothing to do with Christianity don't you? No Priest in the Church will ever tell you that in a confessional box or conversation, its complete nonsense. I'm sorry you let The Amazing Atheist form your opinion on Christianity.
>>224888931ktinmi'm pure of soul and brave
>>224888841boomers are just a product of the world, they didn't create anything. boomers are essentially incapable of creating anything, they're the ultimate goy puppet dancing to the tune of the jew. they're an easy scapegoat, but honestly they're all too stupid to truly be culpable.
>>224888952Whatever way you choose to interpret it, being in hell is not a nice thing.And offering me the chance of heaven but telling me "Your deceased loved ones don't get to have that chance because they died irreligious" isn't enticing.
>>224888950Oh ok. Well please consider talking to God about your current predicament. "Jesus saves" is not just a catchphrase, He saves millions of peoples lives every day and he saved mine. I know that sounds schizo and mental and everything, but when you're rock bottom with nobody to talk to and nobody that cares about you, Jesus's unconditional love will transform your life.
>>224888973Superb post
I'm Ian
>>224888543a owl
>>224888989*starts dry humping you*
right but at the end of the day jesus was just a jewish preacher who died 2000 years ago :/
>>224888973Have you considered you might just be mentally deranged?In many dark moments of my life, from my teenage years up to my 30s, I have prayed to the heavens for advice and guidance, and I never felt anything. Absolute zero response and no feeling. Back in the 2010s especially I had many a night where I was crying out to anybody who would listen to help me and make things make sense. And nobody responded.Either God doesn't exist, or he specifically hates me and only me and refuses to entertain my cries.
>>224888963There are certain things you have to leave at the door if you want salvation. Nobody outside of bumfuck nowhere america is saying your dad is burning hell, its a weird strawman you're coming up with here mate I have no idea why you're clinging to it. If you went to your local parish church tomorrow and spoke to any clergy, I would bet my house and everything I have in a guarantee that nobody would theologically argue your dad is burning in hell.
>>224888999Stop that please
>>224889006>If you went to your local parish church tomorrow and spoke to any clergy, I would bet my house and everything I have in a guarantee that nobody would theologically argue your dad is burning in hell.But he doesn't get to go to heaven. How is that fair?
minionsfunny
>>224889005If I am mentally deranged then the millions of other saved people are also mentally deranged, its unlikely. But crying out for God's help is not like calling up a customer service call centre to get a product, its not a transaction or negotiation so you can *get* something out of God like a swindle or grift. Its a deep, spiritual, earnest sacrifice of the soul, a complete acknowledgement and sincere apology to God for your past wrongdoings. Its a serious and very real action you have to go all in with your heart. Lets face it you probably just got wasted one night and said "help me god lol"
I am not a well spoken man Or a brave man Or a handsome man Or a hardworking man Im thoughtful and kind though
>>224889066>If I am mentally deranged then the millions of other saved people are also mentally derangedYeah, I think that's perfectly likely.No serious Christian I have ever met has ever presented as a 100% mentally sane individual.
>>224888993now i see i made a kind of malapropism there with with passed, embarrassing
>>224889019Did you know that nearly all sins can be forgiven before God, even at the gates of Heaven after death? With the exception of the unpardonable sin, which I doubt your Father did (Curse the Holy Spirit), there is no reason why he wouldnt go to Heaven.
alright, going to bed for real this time
alri
>>224889060minion burger
>>224889121Online Safety Act defenders don't even try to debate you anymore, they just stare at you like this.
>>224889088I don't know how you measure sanity then because Christians are just people who hold beliefs contained within the Bible. Its no more deranged than D&D players or Warhammer fans with encyclopaedic knowledge of lore. If you think millions of people, potentially billions over centuries in history, have all conveniently just been mentally deranged that just sounds like a cope on your end mate im going to be honest with you
*terminally British face*
>>224889137>If you think millions of people, potentially billions over centuries in history, have all conveniently just been mentally deranged that just sounds like a cope on your end mate im going to be honest with youNumber of followers throughout history isn't an argument, or else you're going to have to explain to me why 1 billion+ retards throughout history sincerely believed Islam was the correct religion and the answer to everything in life.
had a big mac the other day and it tasted like nothingfuck mcdonalds
https://voca.ro/1nSbkWNjT7Vx
I'll give it a year tops
>>224889154Thats a fallacy. Numerical numbers of people can prove the existence of a phenomenon, but to say its disqualified because millions also believe something false, is a logical fallacy. Try again big guy. In fact, don't try again. I came to you with honest advice and sincere concern for your well-being further up the thread and tried to offer you something but it looks like this is just a thinly-veiled attempt and sperging about religion and making up some 2008-era atheist arguments to dunk on the christfags epic style. Boring
>>224889200>In fact, don't try again. I came to you with honest advice and sincere concern for your well-being further up the thread and tried to offer you somethingI'm not even the original nigga you were speaking to. I'm not suicidal. I just wanted to butt in and make you shut the fuck up. No Christcucks allowed in this thread.
>>224889224grow up mate
big looking like the ww1 trenches this morning
Wonder if globalist leaders will actually depopulate the earth over the coming century Scary stuff
https://voca.ro/1hZAlNDADToq
Any grumpy hurt lonely men in
Vocaroo yanks at it againThe only cunt who listens to those is spaki on his botnet
spaki's on the botnetspaki's on the botneteverybody gather roundspaki's on the botnet
Nan sent me some AI bollocks. Blocked!
>>224889272I'm gonna put my dick in the Dob.
https://voca.ro/184cOLUx3wH4
>>224888854>>224889207Our local gay man of 43 years old woke up
>>224889272s
https://voca.ro/12NjsQZvsSUA
a second globule of phlegm has hit the computer screen
he knows the website hes posts from hosts child porn
ever since quitting current toil they’ve started to ghost me, can’t even reach them to call in sick
>>224889343hardest part of switching jobs is calling your older ones each day to let them know you won't be in.
Rubbing my bellend with a nail file
>>224889336Even Rees-Mogg is AI slopping now.It's genuinely mad how the entire right-of-centre of politics, in every Anglo country, just went all-in on AI bullshit without any hesitation.So much for being "culturally conservative".
>>224889336no nigga!
>>224889369yeah this means we need to import millions of africans and indians, the chuds lost
Im from the dirtIm from the mudIm from the trenchesAnd i never left x
Ripping a clue out me dogshit sadsack billynomates life like king arthur did with excalibur
i'm in a fugue state
>>224889451Jesus awaits you
>>224889464grow up
>>224889458I'm gonna fuck Jesus in the ass
>>224889421You sound like you belong on discord with your rambling vocaroos, join the politics server
Time for the wagies to start waking up to face day 1 of 5 down the toil mines. Don't want to disturb them while they're earning money for me so I might head off to bed.
>>224889473calm down, no need to go mad en fart.
>>224889475>>224889473
>>224889484Lol
>>224889484Mad how I'm just going to bed now
https://voca.ro/15tYfFcdqQx5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy5jVw4QGNM
my life is wonderful
https://voca.ro/1iGvZdswzq41
they really looked at these niggas and said "let's name them after one of the deadly sins"
peter griffin
>>224888461Need her to shove that bottle RIGHT up my arse!
>>224889651You are not allowed to post the Peters.
https://voca.ro/1dm6Vhq1CXmC
>>224889648i love them
A kilobyte is 1024 bytes, not 1000 and it's the last I'll hear of it.
>>224889686>too slow to chase anything>named the "bradypus"
Might move to Central America
still no project 7, phil
>>224889704Brad has never been one of the chasers
>>224889712might tag along with you haha x
>>224889725that's true but he is still the master of the chase.
switching to the south african flag wont change the fact you are still posting from a paedophile website.
>>224889731no
https://voca.ro/1brqca4jmpnn
Getting redpilled on william blake https://youtu.be/tEpYdYFFEoo
Jacob Rees ZOG
crazy frog sex arse
2014 sabrina carpenter sex arse
>>224889871
gears of phwoar
Need a military coup in France where they reinstate a monarchy Imagine the scenes
>>224889843bring back pooty and the stiff upper dick
>>224889875you would
>>224887660Genuinely insane how much i look like this
>Sabrina Carpenter was 15 years old for most of 2014
ain't nothin but a rorke thang
>>224888032Screaming
>>224889955what the fuck do they think they're doing
>>224889955We at /brit/ respect the cultures of the indigenous people of the land we inhabit
>>224889961>these indonesian noodles aren't that spicy>5 seconds later>>224889955
>>224889895He wouldn't be white
>>224889971sc
>>224889955remember when the england rugby team responded by standing there unimpressed with this cringe and everybody went mental and called them racist because you're supposed to pretend to be scared lmao
Rorke's fav show
throwing my ass in the air and getting backshotted for israel
genuinely might fall asleep at toil
zoomers really obsessed with backshots, hope this embarrassing little episode is archived in the future
>>224890003Looks shit
>>224889955what the fuck is this if i were in their vicinity i think i would just start swinging wildly to get out of the simulation
too cold to sleep without duvet but too hot to sleep with itonly option is to rape myself to death
English-men so deprived of meaning and culture that they are befuddled to the bone at the concept of culture.
ah yes being an oppressed spastic is my culture
>>224889955HOWLING
Lowkey getting sick was worth itBeen eating really good boogers lately all perfect texture
What the fuck are these people doing? A dance? A dance invoking the spirits of gods and their ancestors? Crickey! They should be feeding on odious culture wars and emptiness until their lips pucker like they’ve sucked a lemon of banality
>>224889955remember when they did this in the court and the judge looked visibly annoyed kek
>>224889895Monarchism is brown
>>224890072yes this is so good. when you have a cold and you wake up one morning with a blocked nose and there's a perfect rock of snot inside your nostrils ready to eat, that is heaven
Today I had a bizarro about that girl I was totally in love with for years- we were walking together in town and two black guys walked out of this barber shop or something and were both the same person or identical twins and I'm pretty sure it was one of the faces on that fucked up day with that gang of people but I didn't think anything about black people in the dream (and was just walking around way more confidently) and when we'd walked past she turned her head at them and said something to me that annoyed me and I said don't say things like that angrily. Then we walked past this guy (that looked kinda Jewish) walking past wetherspoons or something and I said he (cute) looked a lot like her so she followed him in and started talking to him, and I walked past them and in front to talk to him, and he recognized me for some reason, was like "aww no not you again" so I was like wtf and we both followed him deeper into wetherspoons where he had a date or whatever. Idk but he said something about how I'd said he looks like Liz Truss before while I (or maybe she was) was looking at his eyes trying to find out why I think he looks like her but it was time to go around that time or when he said I'd said he looks like Liz, and then I kissed him. His date (pic related) then was like "for all the girls that are here... I'm gay" and idk what she was doing and as we were walking out she said I looked like the guy (his date) so I looked at his mouth for some reason and the dream ended there ans that's all I dreamt about tonight So yeah, I'm pretty glad it ended the way it did because that relationship would of suckedActually the other thing I dreamt about was spending ages washing and peeling potatoes to eat and I was scrubbing them with a dish sponge thing and loads of other things to boil them with the skins on as a snack and I don't remember eating them but I remember that I did
>>224890077Is this the current defence in nz when people make fun of this retard dance? Its just culture and you don't understand dood?
>>224890077It's the same war chant their ancestors did before getting slimed by the white men that took their land and said thanks. Maybe it's not that effective.
>>224890101Half expected then to turn around and start twerking
1. Christian is cringe and bluepilled and all made up, we're scientists and rationalists2. The haka dance invokes the spirits of Gods and their ancestors and should be forced as a part of our national culture and force children to participate in itcurious...
Hat trick
Would of sucked being in a relationship with her and everyone's wanting to fuck her all the time and she's out of my league anyway
OOKA CHAKKA OOKA OOKAOOKA CHAKKA OOKA OOKA
>>224890139KEKNew Zealand national anthem
>>224890139Scream
>>224890077it's a cannibalistic war chant from a people that a shockingly short time ago were actually eating other humans
>>224890131*Steam achievement sound plays*
>>224890148howl
Mad how the Maori showed up after Oxford was established Mad how the Aztecs got started after Oxford was established
But yeah there's a world in which we got together and I wasn't insecure and didn't even think anything about black people and walked around all gangsta, and we were in a relationship and someone wasn't trying to fuck her
Destroy all n______, j___ and c__________
unleashing an aotearoan roar
Glorifying Maoris is so cringeNew Zealand should be a 100% White country today, essentially a bigger Wales.
mad how every civilisation in world history had women as the lesser sex
destroy all nincompoops jesters and comedians
>>224890190Trve
>>224890193Yeah until they didn't (exist anymore}
>>224890193they've always been dumb bitches
New>>224890202
>>224890182alright mate calm it with the ninja, jesuit and clown hate
most aussie accents are tolerable, but there is one specific aussie accent thats this really whiny and jewy kind of female-coded screeching like oiii moight cuple vbs ya jabba
Mad how the Oxford was established after the Chinese civil service Mad how the Oxford was established after the Great Library of Baghdad
