Redditjeet lost another argument
what's a synonym for abrupt other than sudden
>rise and shine sleepyhead>you can't sleep all day honey bun, come on>you were amazing last night anon, it was the best birthday a mother could wish for>what would I do without you anon, if only you knew how lonely I've been>you don't remember anything?>not a SINGLE thing?>maybe that's for the best *giggle*>I guess you were pretty drunk>really thought you could outdrink your old lady huh?>what happened? wouldn't you like to know *giggle*>jeez louise anon, why do you sound so worried>ok, we cuddled a bit and then we fell asleep>yeah, I'm sure, why are you interrogating me like this anon>nothing else happened, I swear>my clothes? uh... I was hot in the night so I ditched them>oh no! a woman's bare chest!! oh the humanity! stop being such a baby anon>I swear, your generation is so sensetive>are my flabby old boobs that disgusting to you anon, how could you say that to your own mother?>oh, I know you don't mean it that way baby, I'm just joking *giggle*>you're clothes? I don't know anon, you had em on when you fell asleep>for christ's sake, what are you so worked up about, cmon I'll make us some coffee>...unless you want to cuddle again *giggle*
This sucks why does a mexican keep making the OP
>>224888725hehehe..hey guts!have you heard?
>>224889101At this point the only choice is to embrace it otherwise you risk losing the last chance at any sort of relationship with your mom, though the purity of love that exists between a mother and her child has been forever broken and ruined and replaced with sexual tension and lust
want to grow some 'rooms but they don't deliver spores to cali
>>224889136/cum/ either has 3 anons doing it at once or nobody. No in between.
>>224889667>>224889673I used to post here frequently but it's been a few years. Some of you may still be here back when I was here. I hope you're all doing well bros
>>224889703I've been here since 2016hello again!
>>224889703we're okay. you?
do you like russian or israeli women?
>>224889703I stopped posting for years as well before coming back, WHOMST are you anon?
You would never get another chance to hunt whales so you may as well. Squids and octopus are "intelligent" too but nobody has a problem eating them
>>224889711Goodbye forever *suicides for real*
Do I spy an Alaskanon? you must be the first one in like 6 years
got a case of the farts
>>224889723>Squids and octopus are "intelligent" too but nobody has a problem eating themYou can even eat them alive if you're asian
what other boards do you frequent
>>224889743co, an, b, x, and gif
>>224889743/po/, i love posting in a thread from 3778 days ago
fried horse pussy mukbang
>>224889743/pol/ so i can compartmentalized my racism and keep it away from all other boards and occasionally /v/.
got white hairs in my beard and im only 26 (still young)
>>224889743/sp/ during sportsball season/tv/ during october for /hor/, or other times if im in a movie watching era/mu/ used to be my main board, i've started returning to it more lately but its pretty pathetic/trv/ when im planning or recently returned from a vacation
>>224889740Spain italy and greece eat hundreds of tons of octopus every year
>>224889743/wsg/
>>224889743/vmg/ /gif/ /diy/ /k/
>>224889764im literally balding you bitch
>>224889764I got gray hairs in my beard before I could even grow a full beard. I'll never know what my beard would actually look like without grays
>>224889764I've had white hairs since high schoolhaven't gone bald yet thoIt could possible be a vitamin deficiency though because I saw one hair that had dark roots, but I doubt it
There's a creepy bug in here. I want it to go away on its own so I don't have to deal with it, but, that doesn't seem likely. I think it's some type of Larva.
Holy kino https://store.steampowered.com/app/4072240/Woman_Simulator/
>>224889818fill it with your eggs and let your larvae consume it until it's nothing but a husk and a brain
throneberg is clogged again
>>224889830Would be kino if it was a woman doing her make-work email HR """""job"""""
Thanks for asking. Menace is the vtuber who did the first womb asmr by jamming up a mic up her hooch
>>224889830Dlc for post partum psychosis when?
>>224889705I was here around that time too. I remember a few characters here from around that time. We probably interacted back then so cool to see you again too!>>224889706Lots of trouble in life but lots of good in life too & I'm content desu, hope y'all doing well through your BS there too>>224889714We come back sometimes after being gone for a while. I live in San Bernardino County in CA. There was another person with that same flag extension back then I remember so I'm one of them but not him. I don't think I stood out in any other way so no one probably knows who I'd be from back then.
>>224888900Unexpected
>how to unf*ck your life in 7 minutes>8 Steps to Reclaim Your Life>You'll never GOON again after hearing my story...>They lied to us about Weed
>>224889693Mine grow in my backyard and I don't have to pay a cent
this gamer moment™ borught to you by Barq's root beerBarq, It's for the big dawgs with some bark in them
Well, I tried pushing the bug away from my computing area with an empty lens wipe box. In the process it became injured, so, I put on a shoe and stepped on it to end its insect agony. I don't feel good about this situation at all. There's a whole world outside, why did it have to come in here? I'm sorry bug but I can't have unknown creatures in my bedroom...
>>224889743/vg/
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789953569620041.mp4
>>224889818Unleash the bed ants
>>224889890>>224889897fags
>>224889914lol
>>224889923and just whooooooooo are you?!!
>>224889917The what
>>224889846Let me help with that
Only one man can clean this city up
>>224888900Depending on the context, you might be able to use spontaneous, instantaneous, immediate, summary, unceremonious, etc
Would like to throw some hot dogs on the grill but it's out of propane
hamburgers
>>224889890>>224889897
Reading about pet neutering vs vasectomy and all the "harmful mating behaviors" that hurt the animal's quality of life all sound fun as fuck. Neutering makes the animal fat and lethargic because they're unwilling to run around and explore anymore. The only reason to neuter over vasectomy is to make the owner's lives easier because the pet isn't acting like a guy anymore and it's cheaper to just snip the balls off.
Is the Jeet spam over
>>224889974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwNVwiHAUUM
>>224890024Kevin Spacey?
>>224890024Sad
>>224890024AY gabagoo
Tired of SopranospostingCan we do Breaking Bad or something for a change
>>224890011it will never be over
back from rape
>>224890055No
>>224890062does your ass hurt?
In the first couple seasons they're supposed to be underage, but they aren't drawn that way. And they're college aged later on. It's OK to goon to Totally Spies.
>>224890062How long did it take for the guy to cum
>>224890024It's just not right not seeing him as a fat fuck
goodnight
Those are children you sick perverted fuck
what race will the last human on earth be
>>224890075For me it's Alex
>>224890055>Breaking Badnot nearly as memeable as Sopranos
>>224890075for me, its sam, the cutrest and
>>224890099this was decent network television, used to watch it with my grandparents
would you?
>>224890114A mutt
Gandolfini ate himself to death
>>224890024lol I didn’t realize how much a friend of mine would look like James Gandolfini if he just put on weight and norwooded
Has anyone seen Balboni?
>>224890099Look, ordinarily I would agree and I hate when pedo's use that argument. But being realistic there's no way they're 14. It's just not possible. Sailor Moon is fine too for the same reason. No freshman is that developed.
Feeling like Vegeta
>>224888686GG fkin EZ
gay sex is kind of the most metal shit ever if you think about it
>>224890075>they aren't drawn that waywhat does this even mean?underage just means under 18people who are 18 for the most part look exactly like people who are 16, for example I have never seen Totally Spies btw and my guess is its about spies
>I have never seen Totally Spies btw and my guess is its about spiesI hate Mexicans bros
>>224890118based non enjoyer.
>>224890227The name is ironic they're actually banking accountants
>>224890237is he wrong?
>>224888686Everyone should learn how to move forwards instead of feeling sorry for themselves, guilty, insecure (fix those insecurities!), and should also learn how to forgive themselves
>>224890166girls stop growing in height at age 14 or 15 which is also when they usually finish puberty 14yos aren't toddlers, stop coping
>>224888900>>224889880Sudden death syndrome Or Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS), like the infant one SIDS
it's 2026 and we still can't figure out why men like tranny porn so much
>>224890287gerl peenor its just that simple.
good night
gock stocks rising
frekin ez
Serious shortage of Asian women that aren't Jeets in my area.
"pedo" is a slur used to attack men
>>224890326I’m not attracted to any non-European peoples
why are all hispanics pedophiles
>>224890359What about "Beaner", you ever hear of that one?
>>224890326Why do you even care if she's a decent person you're an idiot for passing her up just because of something she didn't choose
nooooooooooo I donnt wanna pay my utility bill
>>224890367median height in mexico is like 4' they cant tell if someone is 9 or 70
lets take some deliriants and go schizo
>>224890410I'm so down
Does Poland really need to exist
had the captcha fail on me twice now after verifying I'd completed it
When I say GG fkin EZ what does it make you think
>>224890451YesKrakow is one of the greatest cities on earth
>>224890451It should merge with Germany
>>224890410
>>224890465"this guys a retard who plays PVP multiplayer slop, lmao what a loser"
what if gg meant good gock
pic related actual video of me afta droppin' anudda dank-ass stanky brown-skin papustani intae the gyatt recepticle
>>224890451Poland is getting ready to be partitioned again
>>224890476why are you afraid of competition anonis it because you know youll fail and wont be able to justify your ego
been thinking and saying the nigger word under my breath a bit too much lately
interacting with electronics becomes super difficult on drugs
>>224890496because competing against tryhards, sweatlords, poopsocks, trannies, streamers(see previous), redditors and brazilians isnt fun
>>224890373I've hit on many Jeetas and have found many attractive, I'm just observing that there's not a lot of East/SEA Asians where I am
>>224890516Uh oh STINKY
>>224890515because they are more competent than you?
>>224890515What is a poopsock? In gamer lingo
i never have poopsockedto quite travis bickle in taxi driver
>>224890524>trannies>brazilians>redditors>more competent
https://youtu.be/1vsTqNwHquEHuman's can't compete. Simple as.
six seven
>>224890515>poopsockMy sister calls me that sometimes
>>224890528the kind of person who sits at the computer all day playing a game, and rather than use the toilet, he uses a sock>>224890545take a shower, stinky
Male-trans woman divorce rate is 1%
however i have shower-sharted several times
>>224890545She calls me poopdick after I shag her arse
Why are bongs always such angry dickheads about everything
>>224890583phwoar gud post diss
>>224890584umm no u
>>224890584They see the sun 3 days a year
I never see the word "gock" or so many posts about trannies in other generals, why is this general so obsessed?
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
>>224890618Manifest Destiny
>>224890617
A German was mean to me today. But I won't let that color my opinion of Germany.
>>224890663
>>224890618Notice how it’s always off-topic spam that isn’t replying to anything; they’re not genuine posts that are part of a conversation
>>224890671I didn't ask for sympathy from a faggot.
>>224890584I mean, if you lived in the UK would you be happy about anything?
>>224890678why would you ask yourself for sympathy?
>>224890618Discord folk
>>224890618Discord trannies raid our thread regularly and post about their degeneracy and fetishesI've tried to fight back and get them out of our thread but they keep coming back
https://youtu.be/BIFwbxypYxA
I only talk about gock because I know it bothers you and it's funny that you get so mad about something so stupid.
gock isn't a fetish. it's a lifestyle.
Women should look like this it's not fair that they don't
niggas really be attracted to the stay puft marshmallow man, smfh
https://youtu.be/csEFNGUPP9Q
Homosexuals all in the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
>>224890787How about “gockpedo”
>>224890804i look like that
This guy is rumored to have the largest natural penis
>>224890863what 'bout unnatural ones?
just do drugs, become schizophrenic, ruin your life
>>224889743/sci/, /g/, /fit/, /x/, /pol/, /diy/, /k/
>>224890857Gock status?
>>224889743/tv/used to go on /his/, /lit/, /pol/, and /mu/ but alas those boards are on life support even more than /tv/ and here
>/sci/>/g/
>>224890971>/sci/No real nerds browse this board, it's only chuds, contrarians, schizos, and armchair experts
look ma my anti depressants are 4tran famous
>>224890905learned not long ago its a fing now for men to get botox in der penis to make it look bigger
Raccoon?
>>224890945tiny and under the fupa
Tickled my penis too much and a bunch of sperm fell out, how do I put it back in before wise lord ahura mazda sees
>>224891099I saw a skunk on my street last night
>>224891136There are a lot of skunks in my neighbourhood
>>224891136I saw an opossum last night.
>>224891147I don't believe you
white women so dumb
>>224891147Bizarre lie
>>224891136I keep smelling skunk but I don't know where it's coming from. Is it like some sort of plant or something? It has a sort of smoky smell to it.
Raccoons eat squirrels
leos dont kill, geminis on the other hand...
Thread got too fake and gay with outlandish lies. Guess I'll go to bed.
brazilian fakecel vs zoom zoom, who's on top
Funniest bumper sticker I ever saw just said COME JESUS COME
watched anime
>Lauren Boebert releases response video>doesn't apologize nore deny any of the accusationsExtremely based
>>224891206i'm staying up for over 24 hours to fix my sleep schedule i woke up at almost 3pm
>>224891250She's hot
>>224889743I only post to /int/ these days.
>>224891099One time, in Toronto, there was this clearly rabid raccoon acting really weird, and this black woman walked over with her phone out taking a video, and was trying to get her young daughter to pet it
>>224891256She's not only hot but adventurous and shameless, which makes her hotter
>>224891273why are you replying to a post made 200 replies ago?
>>224891329I just arrived in the thread
>>224890906good idea
>>224891319she looks too much like a pornstar for me to take her seriously
>>224891340so?
sent that freak flying
>>224891345>to take her seriouslyLol I don't take her seriously at all, I just think it's based that she's a shameless horndog ad gives no fucks
I just arrived in your mom
one day my simping will pay off
just flushed my toilet into Lake America
>>224891397redditjeet....
Tell 'em Zoom Zoom
>>224891405they don’t use toilets
whatever niga, jus make sure u come back unbanned from monkey loser
Going to Russia to fight in the Ukraine War. Wish me luck.
glorp glorp /x/ detected a suspiciously aerodynamic potato hovering above sector 7. nobody panic. activate the ceremonial kazoo and hide the spoons.
>>224891482i support Ukraine
I weep for Ukraine
A portrait of myself
I just received a transmission from the microwave: “the beans are evolving.” Then it started playing dial-up noises and spelling my name in alphabet soup. What does this mean?
>>224891519ur handsome
I hate the Irish. Don't know why exactly, just do.
/ourguy/ uploaded a new video!https://youtu.be/AU9Dn0QLLng
>>224891519neutered
The tectonic plates of my sandwich are shifting toward a centralized hub of recursive butter. If the square root of a Tuesday is a loud whisper, then why is the wind currently smelling like a low-resolution JPEG of a 1994 Honda Civic? Please refer to the manual of invisible geometry; the hypotenuse is currently trespassing in my living room and refuses to pay rent in lunar currency. The clouds have been replaced by oversized pieces of cotton candy designed to absorb the screams of forgotten passwords. I tried to mail a letter to the concept of silence, but the post office told me that the envelope was too loud. Gravity is merely a suggestion made by a very confident pebble.
If every single C*nadian dropped dead right this instant what sector of society would suffer?
>>224891570so, you're goshpedo. posting IP tracking links..
>>224890316>>224890478>>224890756>>224890780>>224890945shut up gockpedo
>>224891702Make me leafjeet.
>>224891641Gary's
never seen more then 10 minutes of oshi no ko but I've gooned to porn from it so many times
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789978328878398.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789978328878398.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789978328878398.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789978328878398.mp4
>>224891702Tell 'em Leafjeet
I was bored, watching porn on Twitter and looking at memes, and then I ended up checking out random accounts, I came across one run by a guy? who was obsessed with trans women, it was all about how evil they are. The funny thing is that the account owner is a trans man. What a weird fucking world, a 20 year old woman on male hormones spends her whole day fighting with her male counterpart.
Damn Twitter is full of weirdos, and judging by the way they act, I'm sure they're from this site.
why do we let mexicans post here, again?
>>224892037You had to make that funny “cum” meme, but you can make the thread about Anglos and friends.
>>2248920234chan started in 2003Twitter started in 2006
>>224892023>I'm sure they're from this site.It's less that and more that Chan/messageboard culture has seeped into it because of Xitter being barely regulated and frankly a shitpile of a platform. It's interesting for sure and instagram is kind of similar now.
>>224892153you don't know shit about anything at all, but I appreciate your dpgshit opinion
>>224892153It makes sense
All the women in my family are ugly, which means that all the men, myself included, are just a bunch of half-human goblins.
Farted in my sleep and the smell is so bad it woke me up
>>224892293its god telling you're full of shit and your life smells like shit
lets go to mcdonalds for breakfast as a prank
brain is a retard and his posts are dogshit
It's almost Christmas
>>224892273proof?
>>224892661in front of me in the mirror
goodnight frens
die in your sleep
cum in your sleep
>>224888686me on left
I'm like Guts, 'm not a giant knight, but I was raped by a fat Black guy, too.
goshpedo in your sleep
>>224888686This slave morality only exists so that 12yo triple amputee zhangli dong keeps making cheap soccer balls, 8yo kwarshiorkor haver mugumbo dugugugmubotou keeps mining for lithium and 70 yo zack demarcos keeps working in an oil rig. If they all kill themselves the modern feudal system crumbles. The only reason people arent encouraged to cut their suffering short is to keep economies running, once you take the barrier of religion half of the globe would commit suicide
If you're over 20 still playing vidya you need to get your life in order.
>>224893718Based boomer
found a gem
Zoom zoom likes the butt one allegedly
>>224889101incredibly glad I'm not the type of person to sit down and type stuff like this
picked up two shifts this week that will have me working 10 days in a row simply to see my work waifu and accumulate more funds
>>224894339That's a transsexual without testicles, isn't it?
>>224894457you'd be a more likeable person if you weren't like this
>>224894457yes, good eye
>>224894470nah>>224894502I knew it
yes we remember youyes we talk about your purchases and judge you for themyes we laugh about your bald spotand yes we argue about who has to deal with your ugly incel self
>>224894517How do you know that because I wore tight-fitting clothes, I didn't have any pubic hair?
anyone got a spare dick in their ass I can borrow for a couple hours
>>224894339tfw no quirk chungus jeep gf who lowkey kind look like hailey williams frfr
remember kidscreatures with bright colors are toxic
